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Ah, my two favorite girls.
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Danica Patrick and
Jillian Michaels are here?
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You're in a chipper mood.
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Well, why wouldn't I be?
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"Bike lanes, the Fed,
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the fact that we're still living under
the tyranny of daylight savings."
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I think my dream project
might be assigned.
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I got a 63 'Vette
I need to restore.
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This could be like
my Michelangelo's David.
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Except this won't be naked
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and it'll have a much
bigger engine on it.
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Man, I had no idea
running my own coffee truck
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would be so exhausting.
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Plus, everyone I deal with
hasn't had coffee yet.
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Yeah, startups are brutal.
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I can't say much.
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I signed an NDA
with my friend Genevieve.
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We signed in glitter pen,
but it still counts.
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-Well, good morning.
-[sighs] What's good about it?
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Oh, you're grumpy, and your
grandpa's a ray of sunshine.
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Is this the Freakiest Friday?
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-I got fired from Game Hunt.
-What? Did they tell you why?
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My boss said I'm not made
for the video game industry.
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Well, your butt print on the
couch says something different.
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-Love you guys.
-Love you.
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-See you guys.
-[Matt] Bye.
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-[sighs] I'm gonna go
tell off his boss.
-No.
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And while I'm at the mall,
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I'll get my sweet boy a treat
to make him feel better.
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He's a teenager, not a corgi.
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I think he would appreciate
having his mom stick up for him.
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How'd you feel about me
going and talking
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to your volleyball coach
when you were in high school?
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Talk? You told him to bench me.
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Your team lost
six games straight.
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Something had to change.
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[ rock theme playing]
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[tires screeching]
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Stop drooling
on my renderings.
Come on.
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-Move, move, move.
-Oh, yeah.
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You should have seen what he did
with these leather swatches.
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I wouldn't pick them up
without gloves.
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So who's the client?
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I don't know.
We're going to meet him
in a minute.
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Important thing to remember
is Greg's Customs screwed up,
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so we got the job.
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Hey, you know what?
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We should send them an Edible
Arrangement as condolences.
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Let's send two.
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Look, I gotta say, buddy,
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you really impressed me
with this color interior.
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This brown is gorgeous.
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Biscotti with sepia
and hazelnut accent.
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Brown.
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But listen, I want you in
on this pitch. Do you mind?
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-Really?
-Yeah, yeah.
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I always knew this would happen
for you and now that it has,
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I hate you.
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Come on. It's not like he got
the rose at The Bachelorette.
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[laughs] You know?
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That show is popular
for a reason.
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[knocking]
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Hey, I'm looking
for Matt Parker.
I'm Keith Rodriguez.
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I own the Corvette.
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Hi, I'm Matt Parker.
Nice to have you here.
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This is my crew. Guys, Keith.
Feel free to bow.
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Stop, no bowing,
but a curtsy will do.
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Hi, I'm nervous.
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I mean, uh, Gabe,
Gabe's nervous.
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I'm Gabe. I just want to get
my hands on your car.
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Oh. Hey, Stitch.
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Oh, you guys
know each other?
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Yeah. It's, uh,
it's been a long time.
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Not long enough.
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Well, now that
you're all caught up...
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Why don't you sit down here
for a minute, Keith?
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Let's take a look
at the little presentation.
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Okay. All right.
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This is your car.
This is what we're doing.
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The inspiration
for moving your car
into the future
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is the old Grand Sport.
Now, the Grand Sport,
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unlike public urination here
in North Hollywood, is illegal.
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Take some of the elements
of this and, bingo,
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this is where
we're going to take it.
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But what's really cool about it,
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we're going vintage on
everything but the interior.
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Stitch, tell him the interior.
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It's brown.
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Hey, Mom,
I saw you called. What's up?
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Oh, I left you a voicemail.
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Voicemail?
What are you, a thousand?
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That's only funny
when it's aimed at Grandpa.
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If you had listened,
you would have heard
my good news.
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I went to Game Hunt
to see your ex-boss, Blake.
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-Oh, my God,
you got my job back?
-No, he asked me out.
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He's like 21 and does not know
how to take "ew" for an answer,
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but, uh, good to know
your mom's still got it.
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So what's the good news?
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You have a new job
with a super cool boss.
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Me? I'm the super
cool boss.
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Holla!
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Please don't holla.
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I know you better than anyone
and with the right guidance,
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you will make
an awesome employee.
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Yeah, Bring it in. Ah!
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Thanks, Mom.
I won't let you down.
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Yeah, and we're gonna
show your ex-boss
just how wrong he is.
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Except about me being hot.
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It's a car like this
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is the reason
I'm in the resto-mod
business.
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I just love doing this.
This car will be
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the most impressive thing
you've ever seen.
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Or smelled.
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Our finish wax
is green apple.
Yummers.
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I'm not supposed to talk.
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Okay. Yummers.
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Let's do this, Matt.
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Oh, excellent. Excellent.
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You won't be disappointed.
Thanks for your business.
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-Sure.
-Thanks, and I'll get
the paperwork off to you.
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-[Keith] Yep.
-Yes!
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Oh, this is such
a great job.
Great job.
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How do the young kids say it?
I love me some me.
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-This is a call for celebration.
-[Matt] Okay.
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-Well, you nailed it, boss.
-Thank you.
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Just so you know,
I'm not working on the car.
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-What?
-You heard me.
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I'm not working on that car.
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[cork pops]
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Sorry, I already got
the cork started.
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Stitch, why won't you
work on this car?
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You don't know the dude.
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On a scale of Cruella de Vil
and Saddam Hussein,
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he's the dude
in Seven with the box.
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All right. You don't like him.
I don't like Jay Leno, right?
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[imitating Jay]
"Yeah, that Jay Leno
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He talks like this
all the time."
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That's not how he sounds.
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[deep voice]
He sounds
like this at home.
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I'm Jay Leno.
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But I'd still take
the dude's money.
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Find somebody else
to do the interior.
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Give me a reason
why I would do that.
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Why? You always say employees
should be seen and not heard.
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Oh, you're using my
own words against me?
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That's real good.
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He's your friend.
You got to talk to him.
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Best friend. I mean...
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we don't put a label
on it or anything.
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You know, a best friend?
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Yeah. I'll talk to him.
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Carter, what are you doing?
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I'm about to drop
a killer meme
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in the Bronas Brothers
group chat.
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It's about to get three hahas
and a cowboy emoji.
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Well, you work here now,
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so maybe help me
serve these customers?
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By the way, what are
all these kids doing here?
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Are we the new
cool coffee shop?
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Don't tell them
I love Imagine Dragons.
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Uh, no. It's all me.
Took some initiative
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and launched
a social media campaign.
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[gasps] Well done, Carter.
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More importantly, well done me
for getting the best out of you.
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I'm like that,
uh, sports coach
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on the sports team that won
all the sports championships.
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Man, I wish I knew sports
so I could get that reference.
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Hey, man,
can I get one more?
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Of course. Here you go,
valued customer.
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Um, Carter, we don't
do free refills.
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Oh, yeah,
that's not a free refill
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because I didn't charge him
for the first one.
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You're giving away
free coffee?
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We only do that for firemen,
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and not because they're hot.
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Because they're heroes.
Hot heroes.
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Mom, it's like
the freemium model in gaming.
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Once they get hooked
on the coffee,
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they'll buy
everything else we sell.
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We only sell coffee.
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Mom, Uber didn't make money
for the first 14 years.
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Okay, but if I don't
make money for 14 years,
we all die.
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It's okay.
We all make mistakes.
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Thanks.
I'm glad you're not mad.
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I need to take
the rest of the day off.
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Gotta maintain
that work-life balance,
you know?
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Namaste.
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Now I get why everyone
hates nepo babies.
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Hey, buddy.
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No.
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Come on. Just...
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talk to me, okay?
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I'm here for you to listen
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and perhaps plant
a seed of healing.
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Did you just blow in my ear?
Get the hell off me!
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Matt told you to talk to me?
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No.
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You're a bad liar.
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-It's only because he cares.
-You really are a bad liar.
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Forget about Matt.
Who's this Keith dude?
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Man, it was something that
happened when we were younger.
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It was a bad time, man.
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Look, I don't want
to get into it.
So as my friend--
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Best friend.
Never mind. Continue.
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I'm not working on that car,
so I need you to let it go.
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Like when you asked me
why you can't give
a Black man the nod?
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I got you.
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Look, Gabe, I appreciate
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what you're trying to do, man,
but I just need you to drop it.
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All right, I got it.
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If you ever want to talk,
I'm here for you.
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[mouthing]
I love you.
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You just made
a bad day worse!
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Did you talk to Stitch?
What did he say?
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He's still not going
to work on the car.
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[scoffs] Why not?
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-He says it's
his business, not ours.
-[Matt sighs]
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My guess is this goes deeper
than we think.
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Just like that
American Apparel V-neck
I wore in 2008.
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Well, this doesn't sound
like Stitch.
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This is something
he's never done before.
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Look, boss, Stitch and I
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were supposed
to do that car together.
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So if he's out, I'm out too.
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You know the code
of the shop.
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The only code in the shop
is Matt want, Matt get.
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That's not true.
The Wi-Fi code
is Freedom Fries.
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[engine turns off]
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Man, I want to get
my hands on that thing.
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Ah, relax. It's just a car,
and it ain't even that sexy.
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That's why I'm turned
the other way,
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thinking about baseball.
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I want to touch it so bad,
but I can't.
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It's like when I saw
that penguin at SeaWorld.
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Bet that penguin didn't have
this kind of potential, huh?
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It did not. It also bit.
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You guys are missing out.
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This could be
an award winner at SEMA.
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Hope you like froyo, because
that's what's going to happen.
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He means FOMO,
but don't correct him.
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Listen, Gabe, enough
of this playing around.
242
00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,625
We got to start taking
all the trim off of this thing.
243
00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,211
Told you, boss, I'm not
going to work on this car.
244
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,213
Well, it's okay with me
because we got plenty
245
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,215
of other people in the shop
can do all the work.
246
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:17,218
Don't need you or Stitch.
I can do upholstery.
247
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,053
Yeah. I took Home-Ec
when I was in high school.
248
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,680
Good way to meet girls,
that's what I thought.
249
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,265
Turned out, one girl
250
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,100
and 25 other guys
thought the same thing.
251
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,687
This is not your fight.
252
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,564
No, I got your back.
253
00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:32,483
But if this goes sideways,
I'm moving in with you.
254
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:36,112
Ow! Son of a Marxist!
255
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,407
You all right, boss?
256
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,826
Or you need one of your boys
from Home-Ec to help you out?
257
00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:45,246
I just got my first piercing.
258
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:48,082
Oh, hell.
I got to move to Portland.
259
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,834
Now you can use
the leather as a tourniquet.
260
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,046
I'm done with this,
you know.
261
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,006
You work on cars
that I bring in.
262
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,466
That's how this works.
263
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,384
Look, I worked for you
for 20 years.
264
00:11:58,384 --> 00:11:59,761
I don't want to work
265
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,638
on this one car,
and you can't respect that?
266
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,640
How about you respect me
and tell me what's going on?
267
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,683
My reasons are personal,
okay?
268
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,393
We leave
our personal stuff outside.
269
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,187
Here, I'll tell you what.
You come in tomorrow,
270
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,522
you work on the car,
or don't come in.
271
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:12,607
Both of you.
272
00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:13,650
I am dizzy.
273
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,407
Hey, what are you
still doing up?
274
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,577
I had a nightmare.
275
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:28,248
Genevieve told Evan
our business plan
and ruined everything.
276
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,000
And they were both Labubus.
277
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,296
I'm not really
a new age person,
but maybe you should
278
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,006
cut down on the sugar
before you go to bed.
279
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,091
[door shuts]
280
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,300
Georgia?
281
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,593
She's got a little nightmare.
282
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:41,761
Oh, monsters?
283
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,763
Copyright infringement.
284
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,307
Checks out.
285
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:47,934
I'll come check on you
in a minute.
286
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,397
So, you're up late.
287
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,399
Was it a very special
two-hour Hannity?
288
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:58,111
He only does that
at Christmas time.
289
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,530
Putting a little extra work
on this Corvette project.
290
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:01,698
What are you doing up?
291
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:05,493
Well, I hired Carter.
292
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,578
And I thought he'd thrive
with an arm around his shoulder,
293
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,163
but he sucks.
294
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:11,916
He sucks so much.
295
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:17,255
-So fire him.
-I can't fire him.
He's my son.
296
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,674
I have to help him become
the best employee he can be.
297
00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:21,217
But he sucks.
298
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,636
He sucks so much.
299
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,764
As your employee
and as your kid,
300
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,683
it's a complicated issue,
you know?
301
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,476
And you're not rich enough
302
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,270
to raise your kids
as if they don't suck.
303
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,982
-Great. So I'm
failing as a mom?
-No.
304
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,859
So I'm failing as a boss.
305
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,444
No, you're failing at both.
306
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:44,032
-And there's my dad.
-Listen, sometimes you got
307
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,658
to keep your personal feelings
308
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,660
out of business.
Like today,
309
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,829
I had to use a little tough love
with Stitch and Gabe.
310
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,914
You know, I don't like
yelling at people.
311
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,750
I'm just really good at it.
312
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,294
Oh. Well, you know
what they say...
313
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:58,046
10,000 hours
makes you an expert.
314
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,342
Okay. Look, one more
question for you.
315
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,677
If he wasn't your son,
what would you do?
316
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,430
-Oh, I'd fire his ass.
-There's your answer.
317
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,390
Oh, you're just gonna
leave me with that?
318
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,933
Like some capitalist Yoda?
319
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,728
[imitating Yoda]
Fire his ass, you must.
320
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,025
[Matt] Stitch?
321
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,654
Man, listen,
I was up all night.
I couldn't sleep.
322
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,365
You know what?
323
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,159
I'm gonna do the car.
324
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:32,747
I'm gonna do it for the shop.
I'm gonna do it for you.
325
00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:35,583
And I'm gonna do it
because Gabe sent me
three links
326
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,210
trying to buy bunk beds.
327
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:44,592
Now, for the record,
I'm not going to be
happy about this.
328
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,344
I get it. I'm never happy.
329
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,722
But I'm a little bit
happy right now.
330
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:55,478
Look, man, you gave me a job
when no one else would.
331
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:56,562
No, I gave you a job
332
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,855
because you're the best
at what you do.
333
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:58,981
There's no other reason.
334
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,192
Loyalty.
335
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,779
Means a lot to me, man.
336
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:11,285
-I'm not going to hug you.
-I don't want you to hug me.
337
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,453
Doesn't mean I don't
appreciate you.
338
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:13,663
-Good.
-I'm just not gonna hug you.
339
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,957
You can show me appreciation.
You ain't got to hug me.
340
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,667
I never said anything about--
I'm just not gonna hug you.
341
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,919
-I don't want to be hugged.
-Okay. Forget it.
342
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,838
-Let's do this.
-All right. Just no hug.
343
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,424
-Okay.
-Hey, Matt.
344
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,633
I have something
I need to say.
345
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,509
-It's okay, we--
-Ah, bup, bup, bup.
346
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,179
I would like to read
from a prepared statement.
347
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:38,521
"Dear Matt, my time
at Parker Customs
and Restorations
348
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:41,399
"has been fruitful
and made me the man
that I am today.
349
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:45,778
A man who is good with his hands
but also good with his heart."
350
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,030
-Gabe. You don't have--
-Bup, bup, bup, bup.
351
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,493
I wanna hear the rest of this.
352
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,954
Watch this train derail
and run into an orphanage.
353
00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,500
"While I honor and respect you,
354
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,461
"I must also honor
and respect the bro code.
355
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:05,089
"I have Stitch's back,
no matter what.
356
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:09,635
"So, even if it costs me my job,
which it doesn't have to,
357
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,555
"but if it does,
please say it won't...
358
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,224
"I have to do
what I feel is right.
359
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,185
Please don't fire me."
360
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,437
Stitch is working on the car
and so are you.
361
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,981
Matt, didn't you want
to see him beg?
362
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,025
I'm pretty sure
he was gonna cry.
363
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:27,862
-No, I wasn't.
-[Matt] Eh...
364
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:29,238
I love you guys so much.
365
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,948
[both] No hugging!
366
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:33,784
Carter, you're late.
367
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,328
Sorry, Mom,
368
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,288
but I had a real light bulb
moment this morning.
369
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,540
[sighs] Me too.
The one in my closet went out.
370
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,794
Pretty sure I'm wearing
a tank top as underpants.
371
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,467
Okay, here it goes.
To make up
for all the free coffee,
372
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:52,094
we charge double for everything
and blame the tariffs.
373
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,765
No one knows
how they work anyway.
374
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:59,018
[clears throat] Sit down.
I want to talk to you.
375
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,853
Cool. I could use a break.
Ooh!
376
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:08,569
I love that you have ideas,
but the ideas that you have...
377
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:11,030
How can I put this?
They suck.
378
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:13,991
They suck so much.
379
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:17,536
Wow. Someone's got
their tank top in a bunch.
380
00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:22,040
You know, when I started
waitressing at a casino,
381
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,667
I had all these great ideas,
382
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,796
but they didn't
hire me for my ideas.
383
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:28,381
They hired me to wait tables.
384
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,259
Just like I hired you
to take out the trash,
385
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,344
get here on time,
work to the end of your shift.
386
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,680
You don't do any of those.
387
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:38,015
Wow, you sound
like my old boss.
388
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,228
I'm triggered.
I need a mental health day.
389
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,271
[sighs]
390
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,731
I've always tried
to protect you from failing,
391
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,441
but I'm not
doing you any favors.
392
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,568
It's time you learn
the value of hard work.
393
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,153
Carter...
394
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:53,447
[mouthing]
You're fired.
395
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,243
What?
396
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,328
[whispers] You're fired.
397
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:03,416
Are you saying--
Did you just fire me?
398
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,751
Well, if you're gonna put words
in my mouth, then yes.
399
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:10,131
Fired by my own mom.
Burn.
400
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:12,842
Well, I'm sorry, but you need
a little tough love right now.
401
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,263
I love you so much.
402
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:21,601
Oh, you'll always be
Mommy's special boy.
403
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:24,562
Do you want to go to the mall
and get a treat?
404
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,443
Sign the estimate
and we'll pretend that'll
be your final costs.
405
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:32,903
And then you can be
on your way.
406
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:35,489
Ah, the estimate.
The business world shrug emoji.
407
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,285
Okay, so keep me updated.
408
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,162
And, uh, everything's
good with Stitch?
409
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,164
Yeah, it's none
of my business, really.
410
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,457
Is there anything
I should know?
411
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,586
He's probably just jealous
because I got the girl.
412
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:51,172
Oh, God.
Always about a girl, isn't it?
413
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,923
You know,
most people don't know
414
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:55,551
the Revolutionary War wasn't
really about independence.
415
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,887
It was about Denise.
416
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,432
-See, you get it.
-[Matt] Yeah.
417
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:03,976
I mean, the thing with me
and Stitch was forever ago.
418
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,354
I don't know,
we were maybe 22.
419
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:10,232
Stitch had this girl,
he was out of town,
she got lonely. So...
420
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,319
Well, at 22 years old,
he wasn't out of town.
421
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,696
He was in Afghanistan,
wasn't he?
422
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:16,989
I think so.
423
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,824
He was serving our country.
424
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,660
Well, he should have
thanked me for my service.
425
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,744
I know she did.
426
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,664
Oh, wow. Um...
427
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,625
Uh, I think I want you
to get out of here.
428
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,085
What are you
talking about?
429
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,044
I want you to get
out of the shop.
430
00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:31,837
We're not going to work
on your car.
431
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,215
You see where the comma
is on that check, right?
432
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:35,299
Here's where
the comma is in the check.
433
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,468
You got to go.
You got to get out. Go, go.
434
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,095
Hey, you're making
a bigger deal
about this than it is.
435
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,971
No, no.
No, I mean, get out.
436
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,723
And then I want this car
out of here by 5:00.
437
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,475
-Go! Let's go!
-Fine.
438
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,978
What's going on?
439
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,355
We're not working
on this dude's car.
440
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,107
Why not?
441
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,484
Loyalty means
something to me.
442
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,487
Are you sure?
This is a big job.
443
00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:58,614
There's things that are more
important than money.
444
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,074
Not a lot, but some.
445
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,077
Not Gabe.
446
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:08,457
Thank you.
447
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,047
[exhales]
448
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,426
Let's bring it in.
449
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,344
[both]
We're not gonna hug!
450
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,054
Let's get out of here,
grab a drink.
451
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,848
Let's get out of here
and get a drink.
452
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,683
I like that idea. Huh?
453
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,560
Oh, yeah
454
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,995
-Wait, wait.
-[music stops]
455
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:48,581
It's 10:00.
Where are we going?
456
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:49,582
We got work to do.
457
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,756
Hey, Mom, I gotta
tell you something.
458
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,883
Well, she already knows
what's on your laptop.
459
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:04,638
Uh, no,
I got my job back at Game Hunt.
460
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,849
-You did?
-Your tough love really worked.
461
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,225
You went full Grandpa on me.
462
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,519
[imitating Yoda]
Oh, the Padawan becomes a Jedi.
463
00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:14,231
I went to Blake,
and I told him I'd step it up.
464
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,233
I'd do whatever dirty work
needed to be done.
465
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:17,693
I am proud of you.
466
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,528
But you could
have done that here.
467
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,530
-So you want me back?
-God, no.
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