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- Hello, hello, hello! - Yay!

Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race UK...

You're going to be starring in the live Rusical production

of Peter Pansy.

Yes!

# Don't let your life go to waste

# Plastic surgery is so great

# Nip and a tuck. #

LAUGHTER

Tayris.

Compared to other people,

your performance was a bit a similar note throughout.

Sally TM.

You stood out.

Sometimes in the wrong way!

Elle Vosque.

Your voice is dynamic.

Paige Three.

It's about having magic, and you did.

Condragulations, you are both the winners of this week's challenge.

Oh, my God.

Tayris Mongardi.

Shantay, you stay.

Sally TM, sashay away.

I'll see you in court. Goodbye!

LAUGHTER

This programme contains some strong language and adult humour

Oh, Sally.

We're back in the Werk Room and I've just sent Sally home.

This is, like, weird, girl.

- Aw, Sally. - Sally, Sally, Sally TM.

And it's devastating but it's the name of the game, innit?

"Thank you for making me feel like a star.

"Sally TM."

A superstar.

And I feel like the minute she realises that,

- everything's going to change for her. - Yeah.

Sally was just such a big personality in this Werk Room.

Oh, gosh.

She's just unapologetically Sally.

Oh, my days.

Girl, being in the bottom - rough.

I didn't know that I had it

until the minute she said my name, you know?

- You ate it up, though, girl. - You did so well.

- She was genuinely just so unique. - One-of-a-kind. - Like, one-of-a-kind.

There's no-one doing it like Sally TM.

- We love you, Sally! - Love you, Sally!

All right, divas, my hooves are growling, let's go sit down.

Sally had a badge. Sally was doing good in this competition.

Her going home now just opens up a whole new playing field.

Anything could happen.

Well, listen, girls, condragulations to our two winners this evening!

- Thank you. I am so happy that we won it together. - I know!

And I really didn't know what way it was going to go.

And how do you feel with two badges?

I just feel amazing.

I feel like everything I've come to this competition to do, I'm doing.

I'm so proud of me.

- Killing it. - Yeah, killing it.

How are you feeling? I know you've been gunning for it, girl.

I have been gunning for it.

But I'm really glad to have finally got a badge.

As much as I am happy for Paige, that should have been my win.

I guess Peter and Wendy have flown

and left the old dog at home.

DOG YELPS

Just watch them from the window, I guess.

DOG WHINES

Tayris and Catrin,

you're the last remaining queens without a badge.

Do you think this little romance has got in the way of yous...?

- Oh! - Ooh...?

Are yous too distracted?

I don't think that was my problem this week.

I feel like my problem was that I didn't pop off as a Croc.

I think it's time for the Welsh to take over the kingdom again.

Ooh. Again?

- Have you taken over yet? - All right.

Why do you feel like you haven't won a badge?

I don't know!

I feel like everyone was really, really strong.

Was anyone shocked that I didn't lip-sync?

I knew as soon as I walked in to untuck, you had a look on

your face when I said that my critiques were good.

- No, I didn't... - You did! I saw it.

I thought, out of all the roles, you had the easiest role.

If we were to talk about who delivered the most

in the performance aspect of it, you were at the bottom of the pack.

It was a solo role, though, which I do think is a bit more...

You've got to take all of the attention onto yourself.

I guess there's pros and cons to it, I just thought you kind of...

You thought I was shit.

I'm not going to sit here and pretend I didn't say it,

so I'll say what I said.

I won't listen, I don't care!

It is what it is, girl.

Don't ask for the opinion you can't take.

Right, Peter, shall we go to the second star to the right

or whatever it was and let's de-drag.

- Let's do it! - Come on.

Come on, two badges.

Let's whip it!

So now I am part of the very small don't-have-a-badge club.

We're the no-badge girls now, that's so muggy.

It feels like some of these girls are starting to steam ahead.

You can't fight this!

And I'm coming up from behind, honey. As all good tops do.

Ooh! Hee-hee!

That's horrid. That is horrid.

- You...bitch! - Ah!

This week, I just need to pull out all the stops...

Bigger sword. Oh! Oh!

..eyes on the prize...

En garde.

..if I've got to push someone down the stairs, I will.

FEIGNED ORGASMIC PANTING

I'm going to show these girls that Catrin Feelings is a star

and I'm coming for that crown.

I dub thee Madam Dickhead.

# RuPaul's Drag Race... #

The winner crowned the UK's next drag race superstar will receive

a cash prize of £25,000.

Tonight, with Michelle Visage,

Alan Carr,

and extra-special guest judge Susan Wokoma.

# RuPaul's Drag Race

- # May the best drag queen win - Best drag queen win. #

THEY SING A JAUNTY TUNE

It's a new day in the Werk Room.

I've won my first badge.

Ding...dong!

TING!

I'm back!

How are you feeling, Paige? You've got a new addition.

What do you mean, how am I feeling? I feel bloody fabulous!

Paige Three has finally won her first badge. And I'm happy for her.

Aw!

Yeah.

I am. God, at least she's stopped talking about not having a badge.

Congratulations to Elle on her second badge.

I just can't believe it.

Well, actually, I can.

Any chance you want to give one to the less fortunate?

- Please, pretty please? - I give enough to charity.

How is everyone else feeling?

Bonnie? You had a lot to say about me last week.

I did, oh, my God, I'm so opinionated.

You are. But not to my face.

Oh, she's still upset about that?

Oh, OK. This is a lot of tension for first thing in the morning.

- Silllexa just likes people talking about her. - I do!

But I also like to hear what people have to say,

because if it's something I need to hear.

Well, apparently, you don't like to hear what people have to say

because you bite back if we give our honest opinions.

I do, I asked, and then I wanted to know if there was anything else

you had to say before we moved on from the situation?

No, that was everything.

That's perfect, then, we're fine, we're grand.

But, no, I was asked my opinion and I gave it.

I have no ill will, we're all here to compete,

we all want to win, we all want to go as far as we possibly can.

But I just had to mention it.

The thing is with Silllexa,

she'll say that she's not offended but she is.

"Why did you say that? Why do you think that?

"Oh, you're saying I'm going home? I'm going home this week, am I?

"Oh, oh, oh."

I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings,

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, I was just giving my honest opinion

and that's all I'm ever going to give to anybody in this room.

Girls, I can feel the heat.

I feel like the condition is heating up.

Hello, hello, hello!

ALL CLAMOUR

- Fab! - Wow! - Aw, you're just saying that!

The UK's next Drag Race superstar will be booked and busy.

But she'll always have time to read a queen.

Yes, ladykins, the library is about to open.

Because reading is what...?

- Fundamental! - That's right.

Hashtag Drag Race UK.

All right, first up, Bones.

I'm excited for the reading challenge.

If there's one thing that Bones is going to do, it's read a bitch.

Elle Vosque, stood next to your Celtic sister

and your other Celtic sister down there.

The three Celtic pigs, I'd like to say.

This one got her drag from the market,

this one's ready to go home

and you stink of roast beef, girl.

Beef?!

Silllexa Diction. I actually didn't write many reads for you

because I didn't expect you to still be here.

Oh, you cheeky bitch!

TING!

And Catrin Feelings,

I don't know what we'd do without Catrin to light up the Werk Room.

I mean, we could just put a fridge in a dress and leave the door open?

But I guess Catrin'll do!

Ooh, I felt that.

Tayris Mongardi, in the first week,

Ru asked that you add a bit more highlight to your foundation

so we could bring out your facial features.

And now that we're in week seven, we ask that you don't.

SAD TROMBONE

Pfft.

All right, OK.

That's shit!

That's so shit.

Elle Vosque, she was actually in a very famous

Northern Irish TV production.

And after seeing her body on the runway,

I can tell why you were a cast member of DAIRY Girls.

That was good, that was good.

- Catrin Feelings. - Hiya.

And I do catch the feelings - nausea and regret.

My darling, darling Elle.

People say that you're full of yourself and that's just not true.

You're full of all the men from Belfast.

TUMBLEWEED

What?

This is where we all laugh.

THEATRICAL LAUGHTER

Thanks so much.

OK.

Who remembers the first day,

when Bones walked in wearing a leather mask?

For some reason, she's still wearing it.

But that tan, babe, that's not Bondi Sands,

that's the whole fucking beach.

Gril, what does that even mean?

Tayris.

When they say throw it back, they mean your arse, not your hairline.

She clocked!

Listen, there's a reason I've been wearing a hat

every time I'm on camera, right?

Hateful little girl.

Bonnie Ann Clyde, our favourite cross-dressing uncle of drag.

There's more, there's more.

After being in drag for a few hours, her facial hair be DUBLIN.

Oh, hilarious. Yeah.

This week, we attended the Paige Three School of Dance.

Her speciality is tap dancing on all of our last nerves.

From twink to twat.

You backstabbing whores!

Did you know, Ru, after last week, Bonnie got a call from panto?

She'll be headlining in Bald-ilocks And The Three Hairs.

That's an insecurity of mine, OK?

Oh, somebody said we weren't going to take offence.

- Paige Three. - Hey, babes. - A lovely shade of curried goat.

I mean, baby, you do you, because Lord knows, no-one else wants to.

Ah...! It's true.

Well, thank you, everyone.

- Amazing. - No, thank you. - No, thank you.

The library is closed.

- Thank you. - The winner of today's mini challenge is...

Bones is our winner!

How has Bones just won the reading challenge?

She's gone from literally being the quietest person in the room

to reading everyone.

- Condragulations. - Thank you.

Now it's time to find out if you're a hopeless romantic

or just plain hopeless.

For this week's maxi challenge,

we're paying the Snatch Game with a sexy new twist...

Ooh!

..in TV's hot new star-studded dating show...

You need to serve your best celebrity impersonations

as you try to charm the pants off of one hunky bachelor.

Ooh!

Racers, start your engines

and may the best drag queen win!

CHEERING

I am so ready to take on the Snatch Game.

This is such an iconic challenge and to say I've made it this far

feels correct.

- This is the challenge I've been waiting for. - Yeah.

If I don't win this badge, make sure you leave the building by 6pm,

because I'm going to burn it down.

So, Snatch Game is the perfect

challenge for me.

It's a comedy challenge, I get to play a character,

it's what I do for a living.

Are we nervous, girls, about Snatch Game today?

- It's a big one in the competition. - Yeah.

I mean, I feel like that's a reason to be nervous.

I feel like I honestly have no idea what to expect.

Which, to me, is really refreshing.

I can just play and really volley in the moment.

But then, also, again, with this change-up of the structure it,

it does make me a little bit more nervous

because I feel less prepared.

My worry here is that

this is now a dating show.

Who knows how this is going to go, girl.

I do not do impressions, I'm not funny.

I was going to say, you don't do a lot of that, do you?

- So it's going to be tricky. - No, it's not my...

It's never been part of my drag journey.

It worries me because I think this is my weakness.

Snatch Game, it's just

my idea of the worst time.

If I get in my head because I'm trying to over-prepare things,

- that's where I fumble. - That's fair.

I know what my weakness is, but it doesn't stop it from happening.

I'm really going to have to dig myself out of this hole.

Hello, lovers!

Hello!

You'd better walk those stairs!

All right, Tayris and Paige, come on over.

Hello.

You've got your gorgeous RuPeter badge on.

- Thank the heavens above. I finally got one. - Beautifully, yes.

I see a curly Afro there.

So, I'm going for Matt Lucas as Precious, from Come Fly With Me.

She's this little old Jamaican woman who runs a coffee shop

and just doesn't really care about anything, but I think that is

a really good playground for me to just have a good old time.

As long as you've done the background work

with your character, where you know your point of view of what they are.

- That's what makes it funny. - Absolutely. - You know?

And you've got a big red wig there.

- This would be our darling Charlotte Tilbury. - Oh, wow.

I think the UK's obsessed with Charlotte Tilbury at the moment.

Who are your other choices?

Well, my second choice is a bit of a left-field one.

I love the left-field.

- I do too, darling. It's Alexa. - Oh, that's a funny idea.

It does give me the opportunity to just say whatever.

And it has a little bit of a twist in it that I think

- I want to save for you if I do it. - Oh!

And I just want to volley with you and have a good time, girl.

- I want to volley with you and have a good time too. - Great. Get the balls!

All right, well, I can't wait to see it.

- Thank you so much, see you in a minute. - Thank you. - Thank you, Ru.

All right, Bonnie and Bones.

Bonnie and Bones, sounds like a comedy troupe.

So, it's Snatch Game time.

- It is. - Now, does that put fear into your heart?

You can already tell, Ru.

You can smell it.

Now, you've got a long black wig.

Well, one of my options is the late, great Alan Rickman.

- Oh, great. Yeah. - Known famously for his part of Snape.

And he's going on a dating show and he's trying to find his man.

- I love that. - I'm a bit more of a sissy Snape.

What are your other options?

My other option is Liam Gallagher.

Now, correct me if I'm wrong - what I know of him, he's kind of bitter?

- Cynical, I'd say, yes. - Cynical, OK.

Which, obviously, you know, we want to have fun with that

and it not become, like...

..Debbie Downer on the panel!

But I feel like a bit of straight energy in Snatch Me Out

could be something quite fun to play with.

Liam Gallagher's kind of interesting to me,

that would be interesting to watch.

Now, you have a big black wig there.

A big black wig. I have no idea who that is.

I wanted to do a bit of Cher.

- OK. - I wanted to do to a twist on it,

and I realised when I was doing my Cher impersonation that,

when I say her voice, it kind of sounds like I'm saying "chair".

So I wanted to do her as a literal chair.

- So I'm doing a piece of furniture on Snatch Game. - I love that.

- Yeah. - Does this chair also sing?

# London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down

# London Bridge is falling down, all day long. #

I love that.

Ru is eating it up. I think this could go

really well for me.

Catrin, Silllexa and Elle.

- Hiya! - Hello!

So, you have two RuPeter badges, you have one. Do you have one?

- I don't. - Is this going to be the time you get one?

- This is the week, I think. Yeah. - OK.

Well, in that wig right there, I mean, come on. How could you lose?

Is that a leather-like fabric?

Yes, it is.

LAUGHTER

Pleather.

- I don't know who that is. - Bonnie Tyler. - Oh, my gosh.

- I love Bonnie Tyler. - Same. - Oh, she's SO good.

What made you decide to do her? Just because you're from the same place?

So, I've seen this one advert

where she was advertising Jaffa Cakes, and...

What cakes?

- Jaffa Cakes? - Mm-mm, no.

It's basically like a little sponge covered in chocolate,

and she was referring to, like, the Jaffa Cakes

as, like, "A total eclipse!"

LAUGHTER

So I just watched that video and I've just rolled with her since.

I'm so pleased that Ru is liking the idea of Bonnie Tyler.

This is gonna be my week.

Ha, ha!

So, I see you've got a blazer there. Who is this?

- This is Chris Lilley, Ja'mie from... - Oh, Ja'mie!

- Ja'mie, yes. - Yeah.

This is actually my second option.

So, my first option is Zoe Wanamaker.

She played Lady Cassandra in Doctor Who.

She's, like, a 4,000-year-old woman.

She's had that much plastic surgery,

her face is spread out on this huge metal sheet.

How will you make this character funny?

I'm bringing Silllexa as Lady Cassandra.

- Yeah. - So I can put my own little naughty twist on it.

She's wanting to find love, but it's not just love she wants.

- Oh! OK. - Yeah, she's a bit fruity. - Great. And what about you?

So, I think I'm going to do JoJo Siwa.

- Oh, yes. - But I'm gonna do the new and improved bad girl JoJo.

- Oh, yes. Bad girl JoJo! - Yeah. - Wow.

I've decided to do JoJo Siwa,

because I think she's really topical at the moment,

and there's just a Rolodex of jokes from JoJo.

- Have you done that before? - Nope. - Uh-huh!

But I'm confident with it.

I think I can have so much fun with the character.

I'm excited. As long as you have your characters down,

- I think you're going to be good. - Yeah. - Great.

All right. Well, I will see you all later.

- Thank you very much! - Thank you. - See you soon.

All right, listen up, lovers.

Later today you'll be wooing our celebrity bachelor.

- Radio DJ Jordan North will be here. - Oh! - Oh, my God.

- Right, OK! - Saucy!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

- Thank you! - Thank you, Ru!

APPLAUSE

Welcome to Snatch Me Out.

We've got seven celebrities gagging for a shagging.

So, let's meet them.

She's holding out for a hero - it's Bonnie Tyler.

Whoa-ho-ho!

- Oh! Should I turn around? - Yes, Bonnie, please!

Oh, I usually get told to do it. Sorry. Hello, RuPaul!

That's right. Turn around, bright eyes.

RU LAUGHS

Well, we're so happy you're here, Bonnie.

Oh, thank you. Yeah!

Up next, she takes requests - it's Alexa.

Dun-dun. 24 degrees with a chance of rain.

Oh, really? OK, so, Alexa, how far is it from here to central London?

Searching.

I don't fucking know. You look it up.

- Jeez, Louise. - This is the experience I always have with Alexa, actually.

Dun-dun.

Now it's comedy superstar Matt Lucas,

also known as Precious Little.

Hello, darling!

I've taken a little break from the Bake Off

to revisit one of my old character-

praise the Lord for diverse roles for white actors.

Up next, take a seat, y'all - it is "Chair".

Hey, Ru! It's been so long -

you might not recognise me,

since I've been re-upholstered so many times.

You know what they're starting to call it?

- What? - A Cher lift!

Now, Chair, do you get along with the other furniture

in the living room?

I do - I used to be in a relationship

with one of them, actually.

We were called Table and Chair.

So it didn't work out, so I'm a solo act now.

Oh, and what a solo act you are.

I sit on you all the time.

Sit on someone else's face, I'm busy.

Up next, he's mad for it - it's Liam Gallagher.

All right, Ru.

Can you get me tickets to your sold-out show?

Well, we can work summat out backstage, I'm sure.

I'm always up for working out something

with a good friend like that.

Yes, yes. Manchester - mad for it!

Mad for it!

Up next, from Doctor Who, it's Zoe Wanamaker,

better known as Lady Cassandra.

I'm so excited to be here on the Snatch Game.

I haven't seen my girlie little snatch in so, so long,

so this is going to be a hoot.

Yes, it will.

Well, happy you're here.

- Thank you, darling. - Up next, nice to see ya,

it's JoJo Siwa!

Now, JoJo, is it true that you invented gay pop?

Yeah, that's right, RuPaul, I did invent gay pop!

There was no such thing as a gay person before me,

and I invented it. Yeah!

I'm here to play on Snatch Me Out!

Yeah!

MIMICS EXPLOSION

We are happy to have you with us.

Thanks, Mama.

OK. Juliets, are you ready to meet your Romeo?

- Yeah! - Yes, wahey! - Yeah!

I hope he's tight.

Let the cheese see the cake.

Snatchelor, reveal yourself.

Woohoo!

Oh, my God!

- Hello! - Hello!

It's radio DJ Jordan North.

Hi, everybody!

- Hello! - Hello!

You all look fit AF.

My name's Jordan. I'm from Burnley.

I've got a face for radio, but a body for sin.

Ohh...!

- Well, we're so happy you're here. - Thanks so much.

OK, well, watch this.

Hi! It's me, Kitty Scott-Claus, and I am one of Jordan's many exes.

Jordan likes to mix it up in the bedroom.

We've done it all.

Pup play, edible underwear,

gravy - you name it, I've done it.

Despite his many flaws, our time together was magical.

So if any of you little bitches think you can snatch my man,

good luck -

because I'm coming for you.

Lies. Lies.

You ready, Jordan? Let's play Snatch Me Out!

OK, Jordan, here's how the game works.

You'll ask our celebrities questions,

and they will try to give you a heart on.

All right, Jordan, your first question.

- Bonnie. - Yes!

- For me, breakfast is the most important meal of the day. - Ooh!

What's the first thing you eat in the morning?

Well, I tell you, Jordan, do you like Jaffa Cakes?

RU LAUGHS

Cos look what I've got!

Look at this, now, everybody.

How long has Bonnie had that Jaffa Cake in her tits?

I can't see it, but I can smell it.

A full moon.

Om, nom...!

A half moon! Come here, Jordan.

Whoa, a total eclipse!

Om-nom-nom-nom!

Where's it gone?

- She's good. - Oh, boy.

Precious?

I like a nice island meal, gyal.

So, me and you, we have the rice, we have the peas,

and we'll bring the jerk.

If you're lucky, child!

Chair?

Oh, the first thing I eat in the morning is ass,

but not by choice.

It is what it is. It's a living.

But if you're into that, I mean, we could work on something together.

- There's a lot of chemistry. - Yeah. - Can you feel it?

There's a real connection there.

- Liam? - Well, to be honest, when I was booked for this,

I thought I'd be on t' other side of panel,

so I'm a bit stuck, really,

but I usually go for a bit of a snatch in the morning.

I think if we're hanging out,

I'm gonna have to try and convert myself to a bit of cock.

Ah, Bones.

Um...

I'll just go for a proper northern breakfast, I think.

Just bacon butty, cup of tea, one sugar, a bit of milk.

Mm.

Lady Cassandra.

Hello, sweetie. Oh, darling,

I would devour you for lunch, breakfast AND dinner!

You look a right snack, stood over there.

SLURPING

I feel like this line-up is getting more and more disturbing.

SLURPING

Oh...

SLURPS

Girl, give it a rest!

Next question, please.

As a morning DJ, I get up really early.

What special way would you wake me up so I start the day right?

- JoJo. - OK, so, every morning, my mom wakes me up super early, too.

So I would say, "Wake up, you bitch! My mom's cooking breakfast!"

- And then we'll go down and have some breakfast. - Oh, OK. - Yeah.

- You like breakfast? - Love breakfast. - I love breakfast. - Who doesn't? - Yeah!

That's unhinged.

LAUGHTER

- Alexa? - Dun-dun. Would you like me to set you an alarm?

To be honest with you, darling, I start... I get up so bloody early

every single day cos they have me working 24 hours,

- so I'll probably just give you a poke. - OK. - Is that all right?

- That's fine. - All right. - That sounds good to me. - Thanks.

Thank you. Dun-dun.

- Chair, what about you? - Hey, Jordan. I have to be honest,

when my agent booked me for this show,

I thought I was going on Dancing With The Stairs...

LAUGHTER

..so I could wake you up with a spot of dancing.

My favourite move is the wagon Wheel Watusi. Oh!

LAUGHTER

OK, Jordan, if you are not turned on, turn those lights off.

- Sorry, Matt. - Oh, you're doing me dirty, child. - Sorry.

- Liam, not for me, bro. - No homo. - Big fan of your work, but sorry.

- I'm sure you are. - Sorry, Alexa. Sorry.

Come near me, we're going to have a problem.

- A bit unhinged, JoJo. - Oh, damn. I'm a lesbian anyway. OK!

- Sorry. - I want to get close to you, but not right now. - Yeah.

Oh, darling.

That was so tough.

Well, that means Chair wins round one.

OK, on to the next round.

When I was on I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!

I had to eat a sheep's penis.

If you could be any animal, what would you be and why?

- Precious. - Well, child, I think me be a polar bear.

- And den finna ask me why. - Why?

Because I got big meaty paws and I can crawl up in the north.

LAUGHTER

Grr, Jordan.

- Liam. - Uh, won't shock you here, I'd probably say a dolphin.

- For obvious reasons. - Hmm! Obvious reasons?

- Why a dolphin? - Well, cos I'm really fun.

Uh, ask me the same question again in five minutes,

- I'll probably give you a different answer. - OK.

I change like the fucking wind.

Can't fucking catch me. Mad for it!

- Lady Cassandra. - I would be that exact sheep

that you ate back in I'm A Celebrity.

Being able to get up close and personal with you is all I desire.

SLURPS LOUDLY

LAUGHTER

- Chair. - Hey.

- Scents can be a real turn-on for me. - Oh!

How would you describe the scent of the Snatchelorette to your left?

Leather cleaner and regret.

Oh, wait. That's me!

LAUGHTER

Would you like to take a sniff?

You can polish me any day.

I can recline as well.

- Oh! - What a chair. - Yeah, she's a recliner.

Is it hot in here or is it just Chair?

LAUGHTER

- JoJo. - Yeah? - Since there's nobody to your left,

how would you describe my scent?

JOJO SNIFFS

I can smell you across the room, Jordan,

you smell like shit!

I'm only joking! You smell gorgeous, Jordan! You smell gorgeous.

- You smell really manly, yeah! - Yeah?

OK!

Bonnie.

BONNIE SNIFFS

Some type of meat, maybe a meat loaf.

Oh, Jordan, that reminds me.

Meat Loaf wanted to steal my song off me.

Total Eclipse Of The Heart. And I went, "No, sorry."

And he went, "Well, what if I give you a little bit of Meat Loaf?"

"And I went, "No, sorry, I'm vegan."

LAUGHTER

- Alexa. - Well, firstly, I'd like to say I'm really sorry

that I smell like Meat Loaf,

but it's practically because I haven't had one second off

and it does kind of get a stench in this office,

it's one of those things.

This isn't exactly how I wanted to do this character.

But you - it's just beans. Beans, beans, beans,

coffee beans, baked beans, all the different beans.

I don't actually know how to get myself out of this.

OK, if you're not turned on, turn those lights off.

- I'm sorry. - Oh, it's a heartache!

- Meat Loaf isn't good, to be honest. - Sorry.

- Think about the reclining. - Oh, yeah.

LAUGHS

- Press... Sorry. - Bad day at me coffee shop. - OK. JoJo.

Oh, lights out for Liam.

So it looks like Jordan has chosen Lady Cassandra.

- Oh! - There is a lot of skin over there, Lady Cassandra. - A lot.

- A lot of skin... - Yes. Is there any foreskin?

Round the back, tucked away, hidden for my pleasure.

LAUGHTER

All right, Jordan, go to your next question.

What pet name would you give me and why?

- JoJo. - Jordan, you know what? I think I will call you Fluffy

because your hair reminds me of my little cat.

And I love pussy.

LAUGHTER

- Alexa. - Dun-dun. Can I be honest?

Could you take the name of Alexa for me?

Could you take me shift? I've been here all day, darling, and I need...

- I need to get out. - OK. - All right. Alexa.

- Bonnie. - I'd call you Proud Mary.

Oh, I'm a big fan of Tina Turner.

That song always starts off real slow.

And then LOOK OUT!

LAUGHTER

She still haven't rung me back, our Tina. I think she's ghosting me.

LAUGHTER

- She's... She's dead. - Alexa.

- Dun-dun. - Ring Tina.

LAUGHTER

I'm sorry, I can't connect your call right now.

Tina, nooooo!

LAUGHTER

- Lady Cassandra. Hiya, sweetheart. - Hello, darling.

For our first date, I want to take you on a naked skydive.

GASPS

- Where would you take me on our second date? - Oh, wow.

Well, for sure you'd be using me as a parachute on that first date.

And I love to be used.

Most of my second dates end up at the morgue

as I love to use my men for their bodies.

LAUGHS

- No, that sounds so sexy. The morgue. - Yeah. - What can I say? I please.

- JoJo? - Oh, yeah! - Where would you take me...?

LAUGHS

Something funny, Ru?

Where would you....?

Where would you take me on our second date?

For our second date,

I was thinking we could go somewhere really sophisticated.

We could go to Disney World, yeah!

And we could drink alcohol and smoke cigarettes

- because I'm a bad girl, yeah! - Yeah. - Yeah. - Oh, yeah.

- Liam. - To be honest, Jordan,

I think we'd probably just go down t'pub.

I'll get us a few pints in, a few nuts,

get the birds round, go down Deansgate,

probably end up with a kebab at 4am in bed.

- All right. - Precious. - Well, Jordan,

I'm in a little bit of trouble now because me got water,

me got sugar, me got tea, me got coffee, but me not got answer.

Me got no choice but to go home early and have a good night's rest.

Closed.

LAUGHTER

Chair, where would you take me on our second date?

Well, there's not much else to do

once you've seen all my stuffing, Jordan. And you know what they say.

A chair is still a chair, but a house is not a home.

So I'd take you to my house, and we'd have a great time, Jordan.

Hop on! Ohhh!

Oh!

LAUGHTER

- Jesus. - Now, you've heard all the answers.

No funny - no honey.

- That's not for me. - Darling! - Disney World!

- I've been. - Damn, Jordan!

Once you've been once, you've seen them all.

Sorry, sorry, sorry...

A total eclipse!

LAUGHS

- Uh, pub's gone. - Sweet child... - Think about it, Jordan. No, Jordan!

- Bam-bam, child. - I do love an early night.

Ah, there you go. Come on over, Jordan. An early night.

HOOTER

Well, that sound means

we are all out of questions.

So, Jordan, it is time.

Which one of our celebrity Snatchelorettes do you choose?

Uh...Ru, I'm going to choose

- them all! - Oh, my gosh!

- Well, what do you know? Love wins. - Yes!

- Oh, my gosh. - Isn't that beautiful? - Well, until next time, remember -

seven snatches are better than one.

Now let the music play! Goodnight, everybody!

- Oh, yeah! - # I would do it again-gain

# Elegant, dressed to the nines, the ten tens

# Get it in, got it, I'mma serve it to them. #

It's Elimination Day and I feel over the moon.

I'll see you at the morgue, boys!

ALL TALK AT ONCE

Bonnie smashed it! Whoa-ho!

Oh, there's so much to do, so little time.

My sister.

THEY LAUGH

How are you feeling about this challenge?

- I mean, you just never know, do you? - You don't.

Like, the change of the structure of Snatch Game yesterday, like,

threw a bit of a spanner in the works and, like, it was a bit, like,

"Oh!"

I'm looking at Bones

and I can see that she is not feeling good today.

How are you feeling?

I knew Snatch Game would be my thing that trips me up.

You will be being really hard on yourself right now.

I can't even remember what I said.

I completely went back into my shell and I felt so, like, helpless.

What is that? Like, where's that come from?

I don't know where it came from.

I'd always been so shy and...

..it would even be, like, going to family friends,

I wouldn't... I would hide behind my parents.

- Oh, babe. - Because it was like my kind of safety thing.

That feeling that I felt yesterday

was something that I've not felt for such a long time,

and I feel like it just reminds me of someone that I kind of

try and forget about. I've grown so much from being that person,

from moving to London and just kind of crafting a life for myself

where I could feel comfortable.

Bones has always been created to be my, like, perfect thing

that no-one can touch. Because when Bones is perfect,

it means that Paul can, like, fumble.

It's the crossover that I never wanted to happen,

and it's something that Bones would never be.

That person should be there for people that will like that person.

But...

And it just... It feels like the wall's crashed between the two

and I know it's something that I can't control

and it's something that I do need to deal with.

I know you, and I know

that you will use this

to rebirth in a different way.

If it does cross over into this person

that you've segregated so much,

it's going to actually probably make you even stronger.

A lot of us present as these divas who are strong

so we can get by every day,

and that's what Bones has created for herself.

- Thank you. - I love you.

This is a side of Bones that I'm actually - though she's hurting -

I'm refreshed to see.

That's the person that I'm friends with.

Love you, too.

So, girls, how are we feeling about Snatch Game?

How did it go yesterday for yous?

I'm feeling very happy with how I done.

We should just be super, super proud of ourselves.

I'm really happy that if there's going to be a top three this week,

that it is the three of us.

- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. - You know, representing.

Celtic sisters!

THEY LAUGH

Girl, I'm not buying this all-white Destiny's Child.

I mean, I'm looking at three Michelles.

Well, at the end of the day it's Mama's decision.

- Yeah, that's right, girls! - Let's leave it out on the runway

and see what the judges have to say, yeah!

I find that jarring.

LAUGHTER

It's scary, babes.

RU LAUGHS

# Cover girl!

# Put the bass in your walk

# Head to toe

# Let your whole body talk... #

Nice.

Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race UK,

Michelle Visage.

Now, when you were single, what were you looking for in a man?

- I love a good cologne. - Mm. - He had to have a good sense of humour. - OK.

And I love a guy who could dance.

- Did he have to be straight? - I'll take him any way I can get him.

And the super specsy Alan Carr.

Alan, what qualities do you look for in a man?

I'm OK with bad breath, bad sense of humour and a bad dancer.

But call me old-fashioned - he has to be straight!

RU LAUGHS

Let's swap.

LAUGHTER

And our extra special guest judge, Susan Wokoma.

- Welcome, my love. - Oh, pleasure to be here.

Now, what kind of man are you looking for?

I tend to go for the take-charge macho type like...Michelle Visage.

LAUGHTER

This week we challenged our queens to snatch our attention

with their funniest celebrity impersonations.

And tonight on the runway, category is Holiday Ho Ho Hoes

Christmas couture.

Racers, start your engines. And may the best drag queen win.

Category is Holiday Ho Ho Hoes.

Up first...

Oh, I didn't know she was a rapper.

I love how camp and tacky Christmas is,

so I am giving a sexy, gorgeous lady

who is just tangled up in all the presents and bows of Christmas

whilst looking gorgeous.

No time like the presents!

Dirty sucker.

Yeah. Suck on it!

This look is inspired by a Viktor & Rolf runway.

I really wanted to create a huge silhouette.

I've got the biggest candy cane you've ever seen.

She loves to cane it.

She deserves a caning.

Up next, Silllexa Diction.

The nipples are the windows of the face.

Today's runway theme is

Holiday Ho Ho Hoes!

Real Housewives of the North Pole!

Oh, no. She's on the naughty list.

She's got coal!

- Every coal's a goal. - Yeah!

I'm giving you Breakfast At Tiffany's glamour and luxury.

I feel expensive.

Santa Claus is coming - all over my tits!

Oh!

Up next, Bonnie Ann Clyde.

She looks fab from head to mistletoe.

Wow. So pretty.

I am serving the gift that keeps on giving.

The fabric is flowing.

I'm twirling around.

I just feel gorgeous.

Baby, it's gold outside!

Gold, frankincense and ochre.

I am the perfect little present under your Christmas tree.

Pretty Kissmas, Mr Charles!

Mwah!

She's come straight from Fort Cox!

Solid gold!

Up next, Tayris Mongardi.

Oh, for goodness' flake.

Hey, sis, it's Tayris.

I'm giving Vegas showgirl with a wintry frosty touch.

This baby blue is hitting me just right, girlie.

This is drag.

Flake it till you make it.

She really ought to try Head & Shoulders for those flakes.

I feel incredible, I look fierce,

and I know that's the tea.

Ain't snowbody got time for that!

Up next, Paige Three.

Oh, now that's a nutcracker.

Yeah. The Slutcracker!

Oh, she's got the latex on, honey!

I'm serving Madonna on a world tour with a moustache

and I feel...

..tight!

Who knew Santa's workshop had a sex dungeon?

So I've dropped the Naughty List and on my Naughty List

is all the men that I aspire to, um...

Michelle Visage is also on there because she is a big, burly man.

Ooh, she's toying with us.

Close your legs, boys.

Actually, don't close them. I'm coming.

I'd like to clear up that officer's mess!

Up next, Bones.

Take a look at those wizard sleeves.

I'm giving you Mrs Claus stuck at home

while Santa is out unloading his sack.

She's necking the snowballs and the After Eights

and waiting for her man to get home.

Mrs Claus took half of everything in the divorce.

It's high fashion glamour.

My good sister DeDeLicious made this coat for me,

and I am not feeling DeDelusional about how gorgeous I look.

- She's got a resting Grinch face. - Mm.

Putting the ass into St Nichol-ass.

Up next, Catrin Feelings

in The Slutcracker, Part Two.

This look is inspired by the Barbie Nutcracker that me

and my sister used to watch when we were younger.

I just love how sparkly I am.

I think she's on the marching powder.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I bet Alan wants me to crack his nuts, walking down that runway.

Stop! I'm blushing!

The Salvation Army has come a long way.

It sure has.

The judges think that I'm probably serving a character,

but the truth is, this is just how I walk.

Very stiff.

Welcome, queens.

It's time for the judges' critiques.

First up, Elle Vosque.

Elle, you WERE JoJo Siwa.

Your look was spot-on.

You actually sounded like JoJo as well.

Yeah!

It was the right side of irritating.

You know, when someone plays someone irritating,

it can be actually irritating.

Well, you know...!

It was irritating and fun.

You're so cute. Oh, my God!

And this is really, really, really gorgeous.

Just a great week.

Yeah, girl, you know how to put a look together.

I had so much fun with you as JoJo Siwa.

Was it hard keeping those teeth in your mouth?

I actually had to stop myself from gagging.

Welcome to my world.

Up next, Silllexa Diction.

- So, you were Lady Cassandra. - I was.

Was it the funniest? No. Did it look really cool?

Absolutely.

Even though there weren't, like, masses of jokes there,

you really stuck to the character.

You were committed. You did a really good job.

Tonight on the runway, this is gorgeous.

I expect nothing less from you, Silllexa.

Again, cover up the nipples.

- Your left nipple is sticking out. - Oh, God! - Yes.

You said...you gave me a compliment and it just popped!

Mind you, I've had Christmases like that, tottering around,

clothes hanging off me, tit hanging out.

- Yeah! - So, for me, it was the perfect Christmas. Well done.

Wow, what a slaggy time!

Did you have any fun doing the Snatch Game?

You couldn't see me. I laughed from start to finish.

Like, I was just...

CHUCKLES

- It's funny cos your face didn't move at all. - No!

It felt like she didn't have anything other than,

- "I'm 4,000 years old." Was she 4,000? - She is. - Yeah.

And that she'd had lots of work done.

You have to create a backstory for them.

They need something that they have to do in that scene.

Yeah. I take that on board completely, and thank you.

Thank you.

Up next, Bonnie Ann Clyde.

Yeah, I was a bit like, "Oh, Cher in Snatch Game."

I was like, "Eh..."

But Cher who's half a chair, now you're talking!

The first thing I eat in the morning is ass.

- You were ready to battle. - It was brilliant.

That's how it's done.

My goodness, you look stunning.

I love everything about the shape of it.

I love the material. I love a foily dress.

- Yum, yum, yum. - Mm.

Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie.

This outfit is gorgeous.

It shows all your best parts.

It's just wonderful.

I can't say enough about Snatch Game.

- That's a masterclass. It really is. - Thank you.

When my agent booked me for the show,

I thought I was going on Dancing With The Stairs.

It was so funny.

There was a lot of material that I wanted to get out,

and I think I got out maybe about 90% of it.

- What 10% did you not get out? - I didn't say that

she was inducted into the Rocking Chair Hall of Fame.

Amazing.

- That was so much fun. Thank you. - Thank you for all your comments.

Up next, Tayris.

Hello.

I had a bit of a jump scare when I saw Precious.

I was like, "She's back!"

Praise the Lord for diverse roles for white actors.

I didn't find that character that funny.

I sort of willed for there to be another point of view.

That reclamation of it was really, really powerful,

and hopefully it can just start a conversation about

which characters we can reclaim.

The trouble with Precious, she is just a catchphrase character.

So once you've said the catchphrases, you are stuck.

Now, I do want to say tonight,

this is the most beautiful you have looked yet in this competition.

Your make-up is right.

You have landed on it.

Ding, ding, ding.

Oh, my gosh, you look so beautiful!

I feel like I look incredible,

so honestly, thank you for all your critiques.

Thank you.

All right, Paige Three.

So, in Snatch Game, you chose to be Alexa.

Dun-dun.

Would you like me to set you an alarm?

You had things that you planned and you were able to do.

- You committed to it. - Mm.

However, it wasn't really funny.

There's all these things about Alexa that you could have incorporated.

It wasn't enough, but I did love the commitment to the character.

You did. You stuck with it.

This... Oh, my God.

it shouldn't make me feel Christmassy,

but it does! It does.

Christmas didn't come early, I did.

I'm arriving! I'm arriving!

You do look gorgeous. Listen, the judges said it all.

What would you have done differently?

I stopped having fun throughout it

because I was then in my head, and I was...

I felt like I was clambering out of water.

I was like, "How can I get back on top of this?"

I actually forgot I was on Snatch Game for a moment.

I was like, "This is a great episode... Oh, shit, I'm in it!"

But, yeah, it was fun.

Thank you.

Up next, Bones.

Your face, your head's already nodding.

What's going on?

It was, um...

..a rough one for me yesterday.

I just psyched myself out, I think.

- We've all done it, Bones. - Yeah. - Yeah.

- We've all psyched ourselves out. - Yeah.

The idea was brilliant.

You could have gone so far with it,

but you just told us.

When I was booked for this,

I thought I'd be on t' other side of t' panel.

So I'm a bit stuck, really.

You can't really explain to anyone

when your confidence goes and you just deflate.

I've been there on stages.

It's the worst feeling in the world.

Please don't write yourself off and say, "I can't do that."

- You can do that. - Yeah. - OK?

This on the runway, however,

this is what I love about you and the way that you do drag.

Not only do you always look gorgeous,

it's never the same thing.

So thank you for this beautiful look.

Thank you.

OK, so they don't want to get into it.

I do want to get into it.

If you had been Brett Gallagher,

the gay brother, then that frees you up.

Because I knew from the moment when you said,

"I'm not supposed to be here," it was over.

Um...

..I'm a really quite nervous talker.

13, 14-year-old me

wouldn't have even thought that I could do this.

It was just already an insecurity

that I opened up and it just consumed me.

Well, I think what has to happen is

for you to have a conversation with that 13-year-old kid

who still lives inside of you and say,

- "Listen, kiddo, it's going to be OK." - Yeah.

"You know what? We're going to have fun."

I know you have it in you to do it.

I have every faith in you.

Thank you.

All right. Thank you.

Up next, Catrin Feelings.

I absolutely loved you as Bonnie.

It was so, so, so fun.

Whoa! A total eclipse!

Gravelly voice, check.

Love of name-dropping, check.

You knew her hits. You knew a bit about her life. Check.

Tina, no!

I'm going to be honest, this tonight

is a bit more costume than drag for me,

but that doesn't mean I don't like it.

And I love your brand of kook.

Fab. Thank you.

Is anyone going to mention

that you've got the same face as the Saw puppet?

DRAMATIC CHORD PLAYS

LAUGHTER

Do you like games, Catrin?

I thought, "If she comes back out on a tricycle,

"I'm out of here!"

It was just so funny and so wonderful.

How much of your Bonnie Tyler was you?

I'm not quite sure. To be honest, Bonnie just steps in

and I just go for a coffee, to be honest.

- Perfect. - And a Jaffa Cake.

Well, thank you, queens. I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck in the Werk Room,

the judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

Ooh!

Duck!

We are in Untucked and I feel stunning!

Do you think I'll stick to this?

Oh, I'm a star!

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Bonnie, they fucking ate you up.

- Mm-hm. - Mm-hm.

- And I'm not surprised in the slightest. - Not at all.

You were sensational in the Snatch Game.

Today's win is definitely between Elle, Bonnie and Catrin.

I'm thinking Bonnie's going to take it

because it was unique and really, really funny.

To get, like, the masterclass comment off Ru,

that is, like, the biggest thing.

Cat, how are you feeling?

Cos obviously they were really, really complimentary of you as well.

I definitely think I'm top three.

Very chuffed with what I had.

Being the new costume queen...

- It is what it is. - How are you going to lipsync as a Nutcracker?

But, no, I can understand. I just think this is bloody camp.

I love this costume so much.

I'm obsessed with it.

There's obviously still a chance that you could get it,

but how do you feel about...?

That is my answer!

I think my biggest competition is Miss Chair over there.

I think it's going to be neck and neck with me and her.

Honestly, I just need to get that badge.

Well, and you too, Miss JoJo. You were fierce.

Ru loved my look. She was like,

"You really know how to throw a look together."

And to me, hearing that from RuPaul meant a lot.

Silllexa, I can't look at you, but how are you feeling?

I just said to myself, "I'm not going to put any pressure on myself.

"I'm just going to go up there.

"I know what I know about this character

"and I'm going to have fun."

And I did have fun.

To hear that they didn't say, "You were fucking awful,"

it made me feel good.

So, Tayris, how are you?

I really don't know if I'm in the bottom,

but I have no intention of going anywhere today.

It's really hard to call.

Was I as strong as the armchair on my left?

Perhaps not, but I'm still sitting pretty anyway.

How are you feeling, Paigey Paige?

I actually feel fine.

I really do.

I am in the bottom, I think,

and I'm OK with that.

That's what it is.

If it is what it is, Alexa...

BEEP

..book me a taxi for Paige!

I think this look is absolutely spectacular.

- Thank you. - I think this could easily

save you from the bottom two.

I think that this is... I...

Actually, is this shady? I don't know.

I think, out of the looks tonight,

the bottom four look the best, if I'm honest.

So I think that it comes down to the performance in the Snatch Game.

And I think that your performance in the Snatch Game

was better critiqued than ours.

And that's why I think we're in the bottom.

Why would you say that about us in the top?

What do you mean?

Like, I don't know why you needed to bring up our looks.

I'm not saying you look bad.

There was zero need for you to say that.

Why bring that up?

- Hang on. No, I'm saying you... I told you... - Yeah, yeah.

..earlier on, so stop, that you look absolutely stunning.

LAUGHTER

Girl rinsin' these tops with her ugly outfits.

This is so camp. I'm having such a ki.

I'm not coming for you. I'm saying that I think

that these are the best four looks out of all of us.

I'm allowed to say that. I would never come for you

because I love you and I think you look sensational.

I just think, in my opinion,

these are the best four looks of tonight.

Oh, please, bitch.

Bones, how are you feeling, babe?

I'm all right.

I really don't want you to mistake my emotions for defeatism.

But I do think I'm lip-syncing.

I don't want to go out of this competition being,

you know, Boohoo Queen.

That's what we want to hear.

So, ladies, I have to know,

do we know which Nutcracker wore it best yet?

- Fucking hell. - Fucking hell. - Hold on. Yes!

- Thank you! - Honestly, Viola, I think you put up an amazing fight.

LAUGHTER

Oh, what did she say?!

You're safe for now. Hold me back, Elle. Hold me back.

- Hold me back. - No! - All right, girlies, well,

this has probably been the worst Christmas ever.

- Bah, humbug. - And I think a few of us

want to listen to this lip-sync song, so...

- Yes. Let's go, girlies. - Come on.

Now, just between us squirrel friends, I want to hear from you.

What do you think?

Starting with Elle Vosque.

Elle Vosque was wonderful.

I thought that she had a point of view.

Also, when things didn't completely land,

she was there, she was present.

I love breakfast, yeah!

I could see her playing that in a mockumentary.

It was so good.

And then tonight on the runway, she looked beautiful.

She is stepping on the gas.

And what a smart choice to do JoJo Siwa.

All right, Silllexa Diction.

I'm a Doctor Who fan,

so I got the character straight away.

The problem was she didn't know where to go with it.

But, you know, it was great to see such a beautiful queen

be really silly and weird and strange,

because when she did come out on the runway,

I mean, I was completely blown away.

Loved the powder blue and the stripper shoes,

but could do without the nipple.

RU LAUGHS

If I had a nickel.

You mean a nipple?

LAUGHTER

All right, Bonnie Ann Clyde.

One word. Chair.

It was brilliant.

There was put-downs.

There was puns.

Sit on someone else's face. I'm busy.

That was a really good example of when you do all your homework.

You're absolutely right.

I think she needs her own show as Chair.

And this gold outfit, come on, she looked like a billion dollars.

All right, Tayris.

I did feel uncomfortable.

It was just a replica of this character

that I don't think is

that well-loved or that well-known any more.

Me got tea, me got coffee, but me no got answer.

She didn't fail by any stretch.

I just don't know why she chose that character.

I think she chose this character

because she can do a Jamaican accent.

Honestly. I think it was as simple as that.

On the runway, however,

she's getting stronger and stronger each week

and it's so wonderful to see her come out of her shell.

She looked gorgeous tonight.

All right, Paige Three.

This was an opportunity

where imagination was just up for grabs.

She could have gone so much further with just being a Scouse Alexa.

I don't fucking know. You look it up.

I started to dread when we'd get around to her,

because I knew it was going to be painful.

The runway look, what a save.

I mean, on paper you go, "Oh, that's not going to work."

But it did, and it strangely made me feel Christmassy AND horny.

LAUGHTER

Let's talk about Bones.

Aw, my heart really went out to Bones.

She got in her own head and gave us literally nothing.

Um...

Even if you can't think of a single joke,

do the voice! "All right..."

And never once did she say, "What's the story, morning glory"!

Tonight on the runway, she absolutely looked stunning.

You could tell the story.

I don't know whether it was enough.

All right, let's talk about Catrin Feelings.

We got exactly what it said on the tin.

That was Bonnie Tyler.

Total eclipse of the heart!

She took all the trademarks she could find,

- and she filled in the rest. - Yeah!

I mean, this is not The Crown.

It's not The Biography Channel.

Tonight on the runway was kind of a miss for me.

It wasn't on par with the others,

but I didn't mind it, because again, she's able to sell everything.

- She is. - All right, silence I have made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, queens.

I've made some decisions.

Tayris Mongardi...

..you're safe.

TAYRIS EXHALES

Thank you so much.

- You may step to the back of the stage. - Thank you.

- Love you. - Well done, baby.

Bonnie Ann Clyde...

..you were a gypsy, you were a tramp, you were an armchair.

LAUGHTER

Condragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge.

APPLAUSE

GASPS

Go on, Bonnie.

Thank you so much. This is an absolute dream come true.

And the proud recipient of a coveted RuPeter badge.

CHEERING

# Ru, Britannia! #

Wear it with pride and think of Ireland.

I will.

- You may step to the back of the stage. - Thank you.

- Well done, baby. - Well done, Bon.

Elle Vosque...

..Catrin Feelings...

..you are both safe.

- Thank you. - Great job this week.

- Thank you so much. - Thanks so much.

- You may join the other girls. - Thank you.

Silllexa Diction...

..you are safe.

OTHERS GASP

Thank you so, so much.

You may join the other girls.

- I love you. - I love you both so much. - No, I love you.

- Well done. - Bones...

..Paige Three...

..I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.

This is not what I expected for myself,

but these are the cards that we have been dealt.

It's time to give these bitches a show.

Let's do it.

Two queens stand before me.

I've consulted with the judges, but the final decision is mine to make.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

and save yourself from elimination!

The time has come

for you to lip-sync...for...your...life.

I never thought I'd be in this situation.

Going up against a sister like Paige is not a nice feeling at all.

But I'm ready to fight for it.

Good luck, and don't...fuck it up.

Let's go, girls!

Go on, Bones.

# Sometimes I feel I've got to

# Run away

# I've got to

# Get away from the pain you drive

# Into the heart of me

# The love we share

# Seems to go nowhere

# And I've lost my light

# For I toss and turn

# I can't sleep at night

# Once I ran to you

# Now I run from you

# This tainted love you've given

# I give you all a boy could give you

# Take my tears and that's not nearly all

# Tainted love

# Tainted love

# Now I know I've got to

# Run away

# I've got to

# Get away

# You don't really want any more from me... #

Go on, girls!

# Once I ran to you... #

Yes!

# Now I run from you

# This tainted love you've given

# I give you all a boy could give you

# Take my tears and that's not nearly all

# Tainted love

# Tainted love

# Don't touch me, please

# I cannot stand the way you tease

# I love you though you hurt me so

# Now I'm gonna pack my things and go

# Tainted love

# Tainted love... #

Wow!

CONCLUDING SYNTH BEEPS

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Bones...

Shantay, you stay.

- You may join the other girls. - Thank you so much.

And thank you for seeing the potential that I have inside me.

I know it's in there,

and I really did trip this week, but it won't happen again.

Not for you, Mother.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Good luck for it, girl.

I love you so much.

Paige Three...

..you belong on the cover, girl.

Now, sashay away.

I am so privileged to be here,

to be stood in front of you.

You are drag.

And I'm so thankful that you gave me the opportunity to be here,

to show the world a little bit more than a pair of tits.

LAUGHTER

Have a look how it looks, though.

LAUGHTER

Ahem, well, I have one last thing to say.

So basically, I went to the shop the other day

and had to buy some celery.

It was really weird, cos it was out of date,

and anyway, so then I said to her...

LAUGHTER

You stupid cow.

Ooh-ooh!

I'm feeling really good right now.

Stunning.

Right...

I'm happy with everything I've accomplished here.

That lip-sync was an absolute pleasure to do with my friend.

Even though she sent me home, the horrible, horrible cow.

I came here to show people who I am, and I've done that.

Well...

..that's that.

Condragulations, ladies.

Now, remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

- Amen. - All right. Now let the music play.

# To, to, to, to the moon

- # To the moon - Baby

- # To the moon - Come on and take me away

# To, to, to, to the moon... #

Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race UK...

You need to give our pop culture goddesses, The Huns,

a head-to-toe drag transformation.

I am that bitch.

I'm feeling stunning.

I'm like, "Corset, where have you been all my life?"

Wahey!

You look so beautiful.

There is something about the outfit

that kind of slightly confuses me.

How did you do THIS?!

# To, to, to, to the moon

- # To the moon - Blast off

- # To the moon - Come on and take me away

# To, to, to, to the moon

- # To the moon - Baby

- # To the moon - Come on and take me away

# To, to, to, to the moon

- # To the moon - Blast off

- # To the moon - Come on and take me away

# To, to, to, to the moon. #