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Bullshit.
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It is this friggin' wide.
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And it's periodic.
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Bull. Shit.
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Show me.
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Something terrestrial, gotta be.
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Bouncing off the moon.
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Gee. I never thought to check that.
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Look at that slope, man.
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You could ski down that thing.
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It is drifting.
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Look here. Zoom in. Zoom in.
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See that variation?
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And look. This gap here?
This is where it stops, then starts over.
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- It repeats?
- Every 78 seconds.
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The whole entire thing.
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Three hours straight, and no end in sight.
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It can't be.
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It's gotta be something
bouncing off the... off the...
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It's not bouncing off the moon, Dave.
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Well, maybe it's those Chatty Cathys
at the Forest Service.
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I hate those guys. Always on their radios,
talking about trees.
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Dave, it's not Smokey Bear
we're picking up.
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Look at that signal.
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It's drifting.
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What is it, then?
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Looks like simple pulse-width modulation.
Old-school, like Morse code.
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Maybe somehow,
it's the time signal out of Fort Collins.
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- They use pulse-width modulation.
- It's not the atomic clock.
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The atomic clock changes every minute
because it's a clock.
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This is the same exact data
repeated every 78 seconds.
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Plus, this is coming
from 600 light-years away.
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This Morse code of yours
seems to be split four ways.
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The pulses are of equal duration,
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but they're positioned
across four different frequencies.
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- Looks like a player piano.
- So not binary but base four.
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Quaternary.
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This won't be easy to crack.
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No, no. If you look at this. Look at...
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What do you think it says?
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Maybe just,
"Hello. Hey, hey. We're out here."
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What did we put on Voyagers 1 and 2?
Chuck Berry?
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Maybe this is just
their version of "Johnny B. Goode."
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Imagine the power it took to send it.
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Megawatts?
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Gigawatts?
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And that's if it's pointed only at us.
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Antenna the size of Africa.
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Bigger.
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You go to all that trouble
to send a message,
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it's gotta be more than just "hello."
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And why make it hard to understand?
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Quaternary?
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That's like encryption.
Why would you bother to...
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It's not quaternary.
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I think I know what it is.
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The twin moons hung low and full.
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Two wine-green eyes
peering over the horizon
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as if to steal a glimpse
into Lucasia's soul.
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She paced the blood-soaked decks
of the Mercator,
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looking for something, anything,
that might take her mind off Raban.
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Ascending the forecastle, her gaze
lingered over a bare-chested young sailor.
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On hands and knees he scrubbed,
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his sinewy forearms stretched taut as he
washed away all trace of the day's fight.
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With a languid nod...
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Lucasia bade him follow to her cabin.
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Little did this callow deckhand know
that serving at his captain's pleasure
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might take on such sweet meaning.
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Or, regrettably,
that it would last but a single night.
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Later, at four bells,
Lucasia stood by the mizzenmast.
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Once again, she was alone.
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She pulled her topcoat tighter,
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fingering its coarse wool
as her thoughts flashed back to Raban.
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It had been he who first wrapped
the coat around her,
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whispering in her ear,
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"May this keep you warm
in my absence, ma chérie."
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With that, Raban, proud, haughty Raban,
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mounted the plank and leaped from sight.
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The amaranthine slipsand closed over him,
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leaving nary a ripple.
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Attention, lovers of speculative
historical romance literature,
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best-selling author Carol Sturka
will now sign her new novel,
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"Bloodsong of Wycaro,"
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the fourth book in her
"Winds of Wycaro" trilogy.
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"Why-car-oh," please!
It's "Winds of Why-car-oh!"
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And Bloodsong is the best yet.
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God, are you in for a treat.
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Let's go sign books!
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{\an8}Raban is alive, right?
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{\an8}Maureen. You could read it.
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{\an8}Well, I will. Tonight.
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{\an8}I've already unplugged the phone.
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{\an8}Just...
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{\an8}- Raban's not on the cover.
- No, he's not.
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{\an8}And he's never not been
on the cover, Carol.
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{\an8}If Raban doesn't come back...
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{\an8}I'm done.
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Come here.
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Page 218.
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- Okay. Thank you.
- Okay. Bye.
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Thanks, Maureen.
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- Okay, this is Olga.
- Hi. Hi, Olga.
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Hi, Yvette!
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Hi!
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Love it.
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- Happy reading.
- This is Nicky, with a pillow.
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{\an8}- Nicky with a... Oh, my gosh!
- I made it myself.
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{\an8}- Look at that. You made this?
- Yes.
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This is Christine.
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This is Paulina and support person.
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- This is Carlotta.
- Hi.
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Say, "Raban".
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Raban.
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When Raban and Eldgammel
fell in the cargo hold,
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do you remember what it was loaded with?
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Mandovian spicefruit.
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Which Lucasia is...
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Deathly allergic to!
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{\an8}- You guys run a fan club?
- Of course!
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- Thank you so much!
- Thank you.
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- Hi, Tanya.
- Hi!
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- Are you excited?
- Yes.
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- Hi, Yvonne.
- Hi.
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I got two books, one for the tub.
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This is a authentic cutlass
just like Raban's.
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- Okay.
- Careful, it's really sharp.
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Okay, so three things.
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A: When finally are they
gonna make a "Wycaro" movie?
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And please tell me it'll be in actual
theaters, not on the Lifetime Network.
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B: You gotta get ILM to do the slipsand,
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otherwise it's just gonna look like merde,
pardon my French.
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And C: A small but very crucial point,
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as a two-masted schooner, the Mercator
would not possess a mizzenmast. So...
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Craig, I'm gonna need you
to put this back in the bag
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before the store manager sees it.
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Right.
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- Your humble servant.
- Thank you.
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That's the one.
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Thank you so much.
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- We'll see you at the next one.
- Happy reading.
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All right. All right.
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Hi, ladies. I have us
going to the Hyatt Regency Dallas.
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Hi. Yeah. Thanks, perfect.
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That was quite a send-off.
I'm sorry, should I know who you are?
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Depends. You a big fan of mindless crap?
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Morning, Doc.
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Well, it certainly is.
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- Hey, Mel.
- Hey.
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Where'd those come from?
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Yours truly.
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Help yourself.
I think they're mostly glazed,
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but one box ought to be sprinkled,
powdered and all that.
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What did we do to deserve this?
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My 14-year-old's selling 'em
for marching band.
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{\an8}Well, aren't you a good dad.
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{\an8}- What does she play?
- Trombone.
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{\an8}- Doctor D!
- Good evening. Morning. Whatever.
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{\an8}- Look what Mel brought.
- For us?
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{\an8}Yeah, please.
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They got you two working late.
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Yeah. I gotta gas a bunch of rats.
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So, how goes the big project?
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What have you heard?
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I don't know. Things.
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Well...
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Our team's fairly certain
we've got a sequence
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that encodes for a lysogenic virus.
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But after eight whole months
of animal testing...
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Macaques, rabbits, mice...
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- Guinea pigs.
- Guinea pigs. Now rats.
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No clinical signs whatsoever.
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Put another way...
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we got bubkes.
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We got bubkes.
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Okay, how do you wanna do this?
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I can put 'em to sleep
if you wanna do the cardiac sticks.
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I hate the cardiac sticks.
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Well, you're more than welcome
to gas them.
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I hate gassing them.
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Might be in the wrong career.
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All right, cardiac sticks it is.
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Let's get it over with.
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Check it out.
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Damn.
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What do you figure happened there?
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I don't know.
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He's looking pretty dead to me.
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You got a heartbeat?
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I can't feel jack shit in these gloves.
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Huh, what?
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He's absolutely got a heartbeat.
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A strong one. Just bam, bam, bam.
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It's weird.
If I didn't know any better, I'd...
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God. Oh, shit. Oh, no.
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You've got to be kidding me.
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- Shit.
- Did he break the skin?
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Yeah, I don't...
Yeah, it's through the glove.
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Shit. Soak it quick.
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Keep it submerged.
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If it's bleeding,
make sure to squeeze it out good.
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I'm gonna call this in
as soon as I catch him, okay?
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Right there.
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Let's mark 3:36 and...
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Jenn?
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Talk to me, Jenn. Jenn!
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Jenn! Jenn! Jenn!
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We are getting out right now.
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I got you. Okay, come on.
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I got you.
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Hang on.
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Jenn, can you hear me? It's gonna be fine.
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You're gonna be all right.
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Come on. You're gonna be all right.
You're gonna be all right, you hear me?
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Come on, come on, come on.
Talk to me. Come on, Jenn, come on.
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Jenn! You all right?
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Jenn?
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Just say something.
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Jenn. I got you.
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I got you.
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Jenn?
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Hey, hey, hey, Jenn. Can you hear me?
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Jenn, say something.
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Damn it.
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Kidding me?
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Really?
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Damn.
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Can you believe this thing?
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You've got skinny arms.
Do you think you could maybe...
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Hey.
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Yes?
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I'm gonna get some gum.
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Seriously?
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I had one Tito's in Salt Lake.
That was, like, two hours ago.
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Rye Manhattan...
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and a Diet Pepsi.
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Thanks.
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We could take a cab home.
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Don't tell me you don't need a drink,
'cause you need a drink.
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- I don't need a drink.
- You need a drink.
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I don't need a drink.
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I call bullshit on that.
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I need sleep, that's what I need.
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Hey, cheers, to the best tour yet.
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- You gonna leave me hanging here?
- I do not clink glasses
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with fucking Diet Pepsi.
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Best book tour? What is that?
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Is that like best stomach cancer?
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You endure it, you do not toast it.
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How I hate all those paying customers
showering me with love and respect.
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And why do I have to make so much money?
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How do you bear it?
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Bunch of dummies.
253
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Wow. It's a ship that sails on... sand?
254
00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:41,300
Purple sand? That is... That's brilliant.
255
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:42,469
The world needed that.
256
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:45,221
And the world needed
yet another female character
257
00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:49,518
who spends all her time mooning over
some fucking proud and haughty pirate.
258
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:51,770
He's a corsair, not a pirate.
259
00:21:53,564 --> 00:21:55,065
"Mandovian spicefruit."
260
00:21:56,608 --> 00:21:57,942
Jesus. That... I...
261
00:21:57,943 --> 00:21:59,944
It's like a bad episode of Star Trek.
262
00:21:59,945 --> 00:22:01,697
So how about
you throw everybody a changeup?
263
00:22:02,447 --> 00:22:03,949
Green sand instead of purple?
264
00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:06,994
Maybe it's time for your serious book.
265
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:11,915
Why not? You've been plugging away
at it for five years.
266
00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:14,584
- Four and a half. Barely.
- Pardon me.
267
00:22:14,585 --> 00:22:15,751
So put it out already.
268
00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:17,045
I can't just... It...
269
00:22:18,547 --> 00:22:19,756
It needs polishing.
270
00:22:21,175 --> 00:22:22,758
Obviously. I mean it does, right?
271
00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:25,052
Okay, take the next few months and polish.
272
00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:26,137
I'll work it out.
273
00:22:26,138 --> 00:22:28,432
I'll buy you some more time
before your next Wycaro.
274
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:32,853
You really think
Bitter Chrysalis is that good?
275
00:22:35,147 --> 00:22:36,773
I think people will love it.
276
00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:44,822
You ever read Finnegans Wake?
277
00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:45,908
No.
278
00:22:46,617 --> 00:22:48,911
I tried to. In grad school.
279
00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:54,166
It's probably great. I don't know.
280
00:22:55,918 --> 00:22:58,712
All I know is it made me miserable
trying to get through it.
281
00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:02,966
I figure...
282
00:23:04,176 --> 00:23:07,095
you make even one person happy,
maybe that's not art.
283
00:23:09,348 --> 00:23:10,557
But it's something.
284
00:23:17,648 --> 00:23:18,649
To Raban.
285
00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:21,985
Proud, haughty Raban.
286
00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:31,245
Did you bring your cigarettes?
287
00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:33,288
Since when do you smoke?
288
00:23:34,081 --> 00:23:35,165
Since now.
289
00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:59,147
Are you trying to start a forest fire?
Stop wasting my butane.
290
00:24:00,983 --> 00:24:02,733
Stop telling me how to smoke.
291
00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:03,943
I used to smoke in middle school.
292
00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:06,404
You're supposed to light the other
person's cigarette first, by the way.
293
00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:07,989
- That's etiquette.
- Yeah? On a plane,
294
00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:10,075
do you put your own oxygen mask on first?
295
00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:17,624
Do you wanna hear what HoustonMom78
says about Bloodsong?
296
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:20,459
"Best Wycaro ever!" All caps.
297
00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:21,545
And...
298
00:24:23,589 --> 00:24:26,507
- 16, 17 exclamation points.
- Wow.
299
00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:27,842
- Is that a new record?
- It's gotta be.
300
00:24:27,843 --> 00:24:31,429
"Spoiler alert, Raban is back
and yummier that ever."
301
00:24:31,430 --> 00:24:33,599
Yummier than ever, I think she means.
302
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:37,894
"You better belief
he's got my permission to come aboard.
303
00:24:37,895 --> 00:24:39,395
I'd walk his plank any time."
304
00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:40,897
I'm sensing a nautical motif.
305
00:24:40,898 --> 00:24:43,232
A little bit. Think HoustonMom's
off her meds again?
306
00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:45,861
I think HoustonMom would spread her legs
for a grilled cheese sandwich.
307
00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:52,492
Look at that.
308
00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:55,161
What?
309
00:24:55,162 --> 00:24:56,872
What do you think they're doing?
310
00:24:57,664 --> 00:25:00,792
- What's what doing?
- The planes. Up. Look.
311
00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:05,630
I don't know. What, is that weird?
312
00:25:05,631 --> 00:25:07,131
Yeah, it's weird. Isn't it?
313
00:25:07,132 --> 00:25:09,593
All of them kinda parallel like that.
314
00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:24,316
Anybody else weigh in?
315
00:25:25,025 --> 00:25:27,861
It's all the usual suspects,
plus a few new ones.
316
00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:29,488
Everybody loves it.
317
00:25:40,958 --> 00:25:42,668
You wanna answer a few questions for them?
318
00:25:43,794 --> 00:25:45,628
- What, now? No. No, no.
- Do one quick one.
319
00:25:45,629 --> 00:25:47,589
Let 'em know you're paying attention.
320
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:51,425
"Carol, my husband says
Raban can be my hall pass,
321
00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:54,262
which I don't think is fair
since Raban's not a real-life person,
322
00:25:54,263 --> 00:25:55,805
although I wish he was.
323
00:25:55,806 --> 00:25:59,725
In real-life, was there an actual man
you were thinking of
324
00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:01,519
when you came up with Raban?"
325
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:02,896
That's hilarious.
326
00:26:05,983 --> 00:26:07,192
You wanna tell her the truth?
327
00:26:09,778 --> 00:26:10,988
What do you have to lose?
328
00:26:14,074 --> 00:26:15,200
Put down George Clooney.
329
00:26:16,034 --> 00:26:17,076
- What?
- Nothing.
330
00:26:17,077 --> 00:26:18,870
- What's wrong with him?
- Nothing. Just...
331
00:26:18,871 --> 00:26:21,080
I mean, how about
a hot Brazilian soccer player?
332
00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:22,749
Someone with dreadlocks. Hip it up.
333
00:26:24,084 --> 00:26:25,085
Just...
334
00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:27,296
put George Clooney.
335
00:26:28,130 --> 00:26:29,131
It's safer.
336
00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:35,721
Shit.
337
00:26:57,075 --> 00:26:59,244
Buddy, you... You okay, buddy?
338
00:27:05,834 --> 00:27:06,919
Jesus.
339
00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:19,640
Helen, should we call someone?
340
00:27:22,351 --> 00:27:23,434
Helen?
341
00:27:23,435 --> 00:27:25,270
Helen, stop looking at the goddamn...
342
00:27:37,908 --> 00:27:38,909
Helen?
343
00:27:43,121 --> 00:27:44,289
Oh, my God. Helen!
344
00:27:45,082 --> 00:27:46,083
Helen?
345
00:27:47,125 --> 00:27:48,168
Helen?
346
00:27:51,672 --> 00:27:52,797
Help!
347
00:27:52,798 --> 00:27:54,715
Somebody help us!
348
00:27:54,716 --> 00:27:56,008
Help!
349
00:27:56,009 --> 00:27:58,846
Just hang in there. Hang in there.
350
00:27:59,388 --> 00:28:00,639
Just hang in there.
351
00:28:07,813 --> 00:28:09,147
Call 911...
352
00:28:18,031 --> 00:28:19,366
Oh, God.
353
00:29:22,554 --> 00:29:24,138
Come on, please.
354
00:29:24,139 --> 00:29:25,307
Please, please.
355
00:29:27,768 --> 00:29:29,685
- You've reached the Albuquerque Police...
- Yes. Hi. I...
356
00:29:29,686 --> 00:29:31,020
- ...emergency number.
- Shit!
357
00:29:31,021 --> 00:29:32,563
- Please remain on the line.
- Fuck!
358
00:29:32,564 --> 00:29:34,775
- An operator will be with you shortly.
- Fuck!
359
00:29:35,359 --> 00:29:37,486
You've reached the Albuquerque Police...
360
00:30:20,904 --> 00:30:26,410
Come on, come on, come on.
361
00:30:27,995 --> 00:30:29,246
Come on, come on, come on!
362
00:30:34,001 --> 00:30:35,127
Fuck you.
363
00:30:35,669 --> 00:30:38,422
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
364
00:30:42,676 --> 00:30:43,677
Fuck you!
365
00:30:52,227 --> 00:30:55,898
Hey, you gotta get out.
Come on, get out. Get out! Oh, God.
366
00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:01,445
No! Fuck!
367
00:31:04,198 --> 00:31:05,532
Fucking go!
368
00:32:32,911 --> 00:32:33,912
Thank God.
369
00:32:36,123 --> 00:32:37,541
Thank God.
370
00:33:57,538 --> 00:33:59,206
Hey. Hey.
371
00:34:01,291 --> 00:34:02,292
Wake up.
372
00:34:05,003 --> 00:34:08,257
Dr. Nguyen, I need you to wake up.
373
00:34:09,257 --> 00:34:10,800
Please wake up.
374
00:34:10,801 --> 00:34:11,885
Doctor.
375
00:34:12,469 --> 00:34:13,637
Dr. Nguyen, wake up.
376
00:34:14,221 --> 00:34:15,222
Wake up.
377
00:34:15,806 --> 00:34:16,849
Please wake up.
378
00:34:17,850 --> 00:34:19,560
Dr. Nguyen, wake up!
379
00:34:23,563 --> 00:34:24,565
Okay.
380
00:34:55,053 --> 00:34:56,388
I'm so sorry! Fuck.
381
00:35:00,809 --> 00:35:02,186
Okay.
382
00:35:20,829 --> 00:35:22,456
Okay. Here we go.
383
00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:26,752
Helen?
384
00:35:27,711 --> 00:35:29,004
Helen? Helen?
385
00:35:32,007 --> 00:35:33,759
Helen. Helen.
386
00:35:38,013 --> 00:35:39,014
Hi.
387
00:35:40,224 --> 00:35:41,433
Baby.
388
00:35:48,190 --> 00:35:49,608
Hi, baby.
389
00:35:56,198 --> 00:35:57,366
No, no, no.
390
00:36:24,351 --> 00:36:25,519
Goddamn it.
391
00:36:26,645 --> 00:36:27,646
Okay.
392
00:36:32,025 --> 00:36:33,235
Come on.
393
00:36:36,697 --> 00:36:39,198
Somebody please help me.
394
00:36:39,199 --> 00:36:41,909
No, no, no. God, no. Don't...
395
00:36:41,910 --> 00:36:44,496
Please. Please.
396
00:38:17,047 --> 00:38:18,048
Hey.
397
00:38:21,176 --> 00:38:22,261
Hey.
398
00:38:30,894 --> 00:38:32,771
What is happening?
399
00:38:49,288 --> 00:38:50,997
Hey! Hey! Don't you touch her!
400
00:38:50,998 --> 00:38:53,416
You put her down. Put her down.
401
00:38:53,417 --> 00:38:55,294
Get out! Go away!
402
00:38:59,756 --> 00:39:02,301
What the hell is wrong with you people?
403
00:39:03,010 --> 00:39:05,345
We just wanna help, Carol.
404
00:40:14,748 --> 00:40:17,125
What the fuck?
405
00:42:29,383 --> 00:42:30,509
Christ, no.
406
00:42:48,235 --> 00:42:49,569
Come on, come on, come on.
407
00:42:49,570 --> 00:42:51,446
Come on, come on, please.
408
00:43:06,461 --> 00:43:07,838
There's a spare key.
409
00:43:10,299 --> 00:43:11,508
We can show you.
410
00:43:12,009 --> 00:43:15,094
No. No, stop. Don't come any closer.
411
00:43:15,095 --> 00:43:17,096
We don't mean to scare you, Carol.
412
00:43:17,097 --> 00:43:18,556
You're in no danger.
413
00:43:18,557 --> 00:43:20,434
We really do want to help.
414
00:43:20,934 --> 00:43:23,477
Remember? April 2016.
415
00:43:23,478 --> 00:43:25,355
The last time you got locked out.
416
00:43:26,023 --> 00:43:28,025
You put a spare key under the flower pot.
417
00:43:29,109 --> 00:43:30,235
The one on the right.
418
00:43:31,069 --> 00:43:32,070
Back there.
419
00:43:38,869 --> 00:43:39,870
There you go.
420
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,170
Leave me alone.
421
00:43:49,087 --> 00:43:50,796
- Please.
- Sure, Carol.
422
00:43:50,797 --> 00:43:53,258
Just give us a couple of minutes
to clear out.
423
00:44:31,213 --> 00:44:33,340
We're very sorry for your loss.
424
00:47:03,907 --> 00:47:04,908
Fuck yeah!
425
00:47:06,076 --> 00:47:07,286
God bless America.
426
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,513
Hi, Carol. Thank you for calling.
427
00:48:54,142 --> 00:48:55,143
Yep.
428
00:48:55,644 --> 00:48:57,937
This must be so bewildering for you.
429
00:48:57,938 --> 00:48:59,105
So terrible.
430
00:48:59,106 --> 00:49:01,775
All the death and destruction
you witnessed tonight.
431
00:49:02,401 --> 00:49:06,571
Especially Helen's passing.
Please know none of that was intentional.
432
00:49:06,572 --> 00:49:08,824
You have our deepest condolences.
433
00:49:09,324 --> 00:49:11,784
And to say it again, you are in no danger.
434
00:49:11,785 --> 00:49:13,620
You are perfectly safe.
435
00:49:14,663 --> 00:49:16,707
- Okay.
- Your life is your own.
436
00:49:17,541 --> 00:49:18,916
Please know that.
437
00:49:18,917 --> 00:49:21,712
Your well-being
is of utmost importance to us.
438
00:49:22,337 --> 00:49:23,338
Okay.
439
00:49:24,214 --> 00:49:25,548
Completely up to you, of course,
440
00:49:25,549 --> 00:49:28,801
{\an8}but you might want to stick close to home
for the next few days.
441
00:49:28,802 --> 00:49:32,763
{\an8}We've a lot to clean up,
and it may be distressing for you to see.
442
00:49:32,764 --> 00:49:35,600
But we will put things right.
443
00:49:35,601 --> 00:49:39,478
To that end, if we may be of assistance
with Helen's remains...
444
00:49:39,479 --> 00:49:40,939
- Nope.
- Okay.
445
00:49:41,607 --> 00:49:43,983
If we can help you in any way
please let us know.
446
00:49:43,984 --> 00:49:48,404
We can deliver food, medicine,
whatever you need.
447
00:49:48,405 --> 00:49:50,406
Just dial zero, day or night.
448
00:49:50,407 --> 00:49:54,827
You will want to call from a landline
as all the cellular networks are down.
449
00:49:54,828 --> 00:49:56,872
But we are here for you.
450
00:50:00,876 --> 00:50:03,962
{\an8}We feel like we're doing
all the talking here.
451
00:50:05,088 --> 00:50:07,590
{\an8}Are there any questions
you might have for us, Carol?
452
00:50:07,591 --> 00:50:08,800
{\an8}Anything at all.
453
00:50:14,306 --> 00:50:16,475
Yeah. Yeah, sure.
454
00:50:17,893 --> 00:50:19,520
I guess to start with,
455
00:50:20,354 --> 00:50:23,814
what the fuck is happening?
456
00:50:23,815 --> 00:50:25,274
Well, basically...
457
00:50:25,275 --> 00:50:26,776
It's an alien invasion, right?
458
00:50:26,777 --> 00:50:28,694
I mean, obviously it's an alien invasion.
459
00:50:28,695 --> 00:50:30,154
Actually, no. It is not.
460
00:50:30,155 --> 00:50:33,032
What the fuck it isn't. You know my name.
461
00:50:33,033 --> 00:50:35,576
You know Helen's name.
462
00:50:35,577 --> 00:50:39,248
You are talking to me from my TV!
463
00:50:39,831 --> 00:50:43,167
And what the fuck is with everybody's...
464
00:50:43,168 --> 00:50:44,544
Shit like this...
465
00:50:44,545 --> 00:50:48,297
And those two weird...
the weird neighbor kids next door.
466
00:50:48,298 --> 00:50:49,842
They know where some goddamn key...
467
00:50:50,425 --> 00:50:53,678
How would they know that, huh?
468
00:50:53,679 --> 00:50:57,181
{\an8}- Are you reading my mind?
- No. Absolutely not.
469
00:50:57,182 --> 00:50:58,933
{\an8}We couldn't do that if we wanted to.
470
00:50:58,934 --> 00:51:01,561
{\an8}Who is "we?"
Why is everybody suddenly "we?"
471
00:51:01,562 --> 00:51:04,522
{\an8}You know, we could continue this
after you've had a good night's sleep.
472
00:51:04,523 --> 00:51:06,691
Who is "we?"
473
00:51:06,692 --> 00:51:08,985
"We" is us. Just us.
474
00:51:08,986 --> 00:51:10,069
Who the fuck is "us?"
475
00:51:10,070 --> 00:51:12,948
Us. There are no aliens.
476
00:51:13,615 --> 00:51:15,074
Not on this planet.
477
00:51:15,075 --> 00:51:20,413
We are, however, beneficiaries
of extraterrestrial technology.
478
00:51:20,414 --> 00:51:23,291
Fourteen months ago,
astronomers discovered a radio signal
479
00:51:23,292 --> 00:51:25,669
from 600 light-years away.
480
00:51:26,253 --> 00:51:27,879
There's no telling
how long it's been repeating.
481
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:30,591
Maybe throughout all of human existence.
482
00:51:31,300 --> 00:51:34,302
This signal, it's made up of four tones
483
00:51:34,303 --> 00:51:39,349
representing guanine, uracil,
adenine and cytosine.
484
00:51:40,058 --> 00:51:43,437
It's a recipe, it turns out,
for a nucleotide sequence.
485
00:51:44,021 --> 00:51:45,147
RNA.
486
00:51:46,148 --> 00:51:48,858
Scientists have created
this sequence in a lab.
487
00:51:48,859 --> 00:51:53,863
{\an8}It is not a living thing, per se.
It is more akin to a virus.
488
00:51:53,864 --> 00:51:55,824
{\an8}Though it's not that exactly either.
489
00:51:56,909 --> 00:52:01,246
{\an8}It's kind of a psychic glue
capable of binding us all together.
490
00:52:03,165 --> 00:52:04,166
Okay.
491
00:52:05,459 --> 00:52:06,877
So, if you're not aliens...
492
00:52:08,837 --> 00:52:10,464
Who am I talking to right now?
Who are you?
493
00:52:11,340 --> 00:52:13,257
{\an8}This particular individual?
494
00:52:13,258 --> 00:52:14,967
{\an8}This is Davis Taffler.
495
00:52:14,968 --> 00:52:19,389
{\an8}Under Secretary of Agriculture
for Farm Production and Conservation.
496
00:52:20,265 --> 00:52:23,935
{\an8}But you are currently
talking to every person on Earth,
497
00:52:23,936 --> 00:52:25,771
{\an8}including Davis Taffler.
498
00:52:26,396 --> 00:52:27,397
We're all one.
499
00:52:27,981 --> 00:52:29,274
How does that work?
500
00:52:30,025 --> 00:52:32,653
{\an8}We don't know exactly. It just does.
501
00:52:34,571 --> 00:52:35,947
Can I talk to the President?
502
00:52:35,948 --> 00:52:39,033
That individual passed away this evening,
unfortunately.
503
00:52:39,034 --> 00:52:43,329
Along with quite a few senior members
of the United States government.
504
00:52:43,330 --> 00:52:48,334
{\an8}Davis Taffler happened to be
nearby and intact.
505
00:52:48,335 --> 00:52:49,961
{\an8}And he was wearing a suit. So...
506
00:52:49,962 --> 00:52:52,630
{\an8}So, you're in charge now?
507
00:52:52,631 --> 00:52:54,465
- The Under Secretary of...
- No.
508
00:52:54,466 --> 00:52:57,511
{\an8}Nobody's in charge.
Or everybody's in charge.
509
00:52:58,095 --> 00:52:59,887
{\an8}Really, there's no such thing anymore.
510
00:52:59,888 --> 00:53:02,890
{\an8}But there's got to be others like me.
511
00:53:02,891 --> 00:53:05,309
Your situation is a rare one.
512
00:53:05,310 --> 00:53:08,646
There appear to be
11 other individuals like yourself.
513
00:53:08,647 --> 00:53:10,106
In Albuquerque?
514
00:53:10,107 --> 00:53:12,317
No. In the world.
515
00:53:12,818 --> 00:53:14,236
We have reached out to them.
516
00:53:14,736 --> 00:53:17,948
Like you, they are disoriented.
Understandably.
517
00:53:19,825 --> 00:53:21,367
Rest assured, Carol.
518
00:53:21,368 --> 00:53:24,162
We will figure out
what makes you different.
519
00:53:25,038 --> 00:53:26,123
Figure it out why?
520
00:53:26,790 --> 00:53:28,041
So we can fix it.
521
00:53:29,042 --> 00:53:30,669
So you can join us.
522
00:53:33,130 --> 00:53:34,131
Oh, God.
523
00:53:37,718 --> 00:53:40,304
Carol, you still there?
524
00:53:42,556 --> 00:53:43,557
You...
525
00:53:44,474 --> 00:53:46,475
You said my life was my own.
526
00:53:46,476 --> 00:53:49,354
It is. One hundred percent.
527
00:53:51,231 --> 00:53:53,275
So, what happens when I say no?
528
00:53:54,568 --> 00:54:00,032
Carol, once you understand
how wonderful this is...
529
00:54:01,742 --> 00:54:02,743
Carol?
530
00:54:20,302 --> 00:54:24,597
Hi! You've reached 505-796-6933.
531
00:54:24,598 --> 00:54:27,308
We're on the French Riviera
drinking champagne.
532
00:54:27,309 --> 00:54:29,936
We are not here in our sweatpants
screening your call.
533
00:54:29,937 --> 00:54:31,146
Make it a good one.
534
00:54:32,397 --> 00:54:34,024
Carol, hello?
535
00:54:34,775 --> 00:54:36,985
It's us. Hello?
536
00:54:38,362 --> 00:54:40,488
We're sorry we upset you, Carol.
537
00:54:40,489 --> 00:54:42,156
We only want to make you happy.
538
00:54:42,157 --> 00:54:44,451
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
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