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[♪ LESLEY GORE:
"You Don't Own Me"]
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♪ You don't own me
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♪ I'm not just one
of your many toys
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♪ You don't own me
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♪ Don't say I can't go
with other boys... ♪
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[Man] Hello, darling!
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- Whoa!
- ♪ And don't tell me what to do
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♪ Don't tell me what to say... ♪
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[Woman] Cover your eyes!
Cover your eyes!
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♪ Please
when I go out with you
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♪ Don't put me on display... ♪
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Would you like an upgrade,
young lady?
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I've an empty
First Class carriage.
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And why would you be so kind?
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Well...
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You're making these people
uncomfortable.
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Why would they be
uncomfortable?
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I'm perfectly comfortable.
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Why would you dress like that?
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There are children present.
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What are you grinning at?
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You're just like your father.
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First Class has tea and toast.
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Nice bit of strawberry jam.
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Provocateuring
does make one quite hungry.
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♪ That's all I ask of you
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♪ I'm young,
and I love to be young
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♪ I'm free, and I... ♪
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[Train horn blares]
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♪ ...live my life
the way I want
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♪ To say and do
whatever I please ♪
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[Gunshot]
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[Crackling]
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[Chrissie] Oh, he's back.
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[Jordan] At least
he waited outside this time.
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Hey!
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- Hey, you alive?
- [Groans] I don't think so.
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We were taking bets
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on how long before they found
you floating in the Thames.
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- OK, move! We gotta open.
- I'll give you a hand.
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"Singer walking off stage before
he's sung" is a novel approach.
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- [Steve] Yeah.
- [Jordan] It was cool.
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Was it?
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We didn't know
what was happening.
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Your band just kept playing,
and the music was really hard.
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You could feel their anger.
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But then they stopped,
which was shit,
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cos I'd spent two hours
getting ready.
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[Steve] Where do you get changed
for work?
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I come like this from home.
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- On the train?
- Being seen is a political act.
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Shoving it in their stuck-up
faces, bunch of hypocrites.
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Supposed to be a free country.
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Where do you get the balls?
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As you can see...
I don't have any.
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This is a vulva-powered
revolution.
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Why take the train
if you've got a Volvo?
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[Laughs]
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You're funny... Kutie Jones.
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Tea?
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I can't understand her
half the time...
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- ...but she has got guts.
- Yeah.
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As opposed to some.
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Why didn't you sing?
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Uhm...
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I guess the new improved
cloak of invisibility
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didn't live up to expectations.
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Being seen is generally
part of being on stage, Steve.
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Do you think Viv and Malcolm
would give me another chance?
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Better hurry.
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They've been looking
for a new singer.
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Oh, uh... S...
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Uh...
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Mum!
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[Viv] We've been
looking for you.
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Give me another shot,
I promise I won't fuck it up.
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Sorry... to swear
in front of the kids.
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- I don't care.
- I do.
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I'm always getting into trouble
for swearing at school.
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Can't fucking help it now.
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Don't you worry about them
smelly old fascists, darling.
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What's 'other man's child'
doing here?
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Don't be a prick, Malcolm.
He hasn't stayed in months.
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Malcolm,
I was just saying how I...
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Stop. Stop.
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Turn around.
Face the wall.
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- What?
- Face the wall!
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There. Stay.
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'Real son',
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could you go get
Daddy's sword?
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One must die
so that another may rise.
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When I managed
The New York Dolls,
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I devised a provocative
Situationist ploy.
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I thought very long
and very hard
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about what would
piss America off the most.
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And in a stroke of genius,
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I dressed them up
as Chinese Communists.
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They looked devastating.
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And it was testament
to the brilliance of my idea
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that one month later
the Dolls had broken up.
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- Your sword, Sire.
- Thank you very much.
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But on parting,
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Sylvain Sylvain
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entrusted something sacred
into my safekeeping.
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Like Merlin
giving Arthur Excalibur.
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Actually, it was The Lady of
the Lake gave Arthur Excalibur.
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Please, do you mind, I'm trying
to create a situation here.
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Please stop.
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What's going on?
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You're very damaged,
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which is a very good thing.
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It's just you're too damaged
to be up front.
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And so you must plough
that damage into the music.
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From now on,
you shall be guitar.
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Wh... What about Wally?
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Well, it's absolutely forbidden
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for any rock star
to wear spectacles.
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- That's a bit harsh.
- Well, don't blame me!
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I don't make the rules.
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You must sack him.
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I assume you can play?
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- Um...
- Good!
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Well, it can't be that hard!
Everyone does these days.
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Mm!
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And I think
we've found our new singer.
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That was quick.
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Well, I spotted him in the shop.
His name's John.
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Yes, and when he came back
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looking for a pair of
brothel creepers in white suede,
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I said that I might consider
giving them to him
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if he auditioned for us.
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He wears his clothes
in a very interesting way.
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Got very interesting teeth, too.
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I didn't notice his teeth.
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[John] Ooh, naughty, naughty.
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This will do very nicely
for me and the missus.
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But what'll the kiddies wear?
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Microphone.
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I only sing out of tune.
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Fucking hell!
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Pillock!
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Ladies!
Pretend you're on stage,
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and just sing along.
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Otherwise Steve Jones here's
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gonna beat the bloody daylights
out of you.
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I don't think so.
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We'll see.
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[♪ ALICE COOPER:
"I'm Eighteen"]
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Oh, Alice.
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My mum loves him.
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♪ Lines form
on my face and hands
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♪ Lines form
from the ups and downs
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♪ I'm in the middle
without any plans
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- ♪ I'm a boy and I'm a man... ♪
- Are you gonna sing?
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[Out of tune] ♪ I'm eighteen
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♪ Have sex in the grass
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♪ Eighteen
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♪ What a farce
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♪ Get sex, we never stop
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♪ Weird sex
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♪ Now it's a shop ♪
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- [Blows raspberry]
- [Cooper] ♪ I'll go runnin'
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♪ In outer space, oh yeah... ♪
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♪ I got a baby's brain
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♪ And an old geezer's heart... ♪
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- [Blows nose]
- [Cooper] ♪ Took eighteen years
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♪ To get this far... ♪
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[John] ♪ All I wanted
was a pair of dirty shoes
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♪ Now you're gettin' me
all confused
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♪ Eighteen
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♪ I've got vile breath
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♪ Eighteen
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♪ Are you fuckin' deaf?
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♪ Eighteen
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♪ Shop till you drop ♪
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What is it?
Bunch of morons or what?
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No future for John, is it?
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Uh, God save Johnny,
Humpty Dumpty Johnny.
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We all fall down
left and right.
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Blue suede, white suede...
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[Blows raspberry]
...brothel creeping bastards!
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I'm a boy. No, I'm a man.
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I'm eighteen,
and I hate it!
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I hate it!
Eighteen! Eighteen! Eighteen!
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Nothing but a lowlife!
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I hate it! Fuck it!
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Hate it! Suck it!
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Eighteen! Eighteen! Eighteen!
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Eighteen, and I hate it!
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Where's me shoes?
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Well, let's set up
a rehearsal first,
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and then we can talk
about your shoes.
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Fuck that!
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He's right. I don't think
this is gonna work.
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I thought it was interesting.
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Maybe for a Christmas panto.
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Why are you wasting my time?
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[Rattling]
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Open the door, please.
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Do any of you imbeciles realise
what's happening here?
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He is one of the greatest
guitarists in all of England.
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And you are an untutored genius
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that, with the right guidance,
could change the world.
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[Laughs]
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You're a tosser.
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Yes, I am.
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And I'm going to toss
this boring, grey country
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with its corrupt Establishment
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right on to its inbred,
self-important arse.
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Now, who wants to toss with me?
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One rehearsal.
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I'm game.
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It will be a chance to hear
England's greatest guitarist.
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May as well join the tossers.
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Excellent.
I'll set it up.
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And get me those shoes.
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[Train rumbling] [Glen] I don't think it's right
just not turning up.
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[Steve] Ten to one
he doesn't turn up himself.
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[Glen] But he might,
and that would be really rude.
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Oh, fuck off,
Florence Nightingale.
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You haven't even met him.
He was just taking the piss.
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- All right.
- I thought he had potential.
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[Steve] Then why didn't you go
to the bleedin' rehearsal?
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[Cookie] No point going
on me own.
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[Glen] We should've told
Malcolm.
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[Steve] Malcolm doesn't care.
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He's probably found
a dozen others by now.
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What the fuck!
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- Hello, Malcolm.
- Hello.
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Why didn't you go
to rehearsal?
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- What rehearsal?
- John and his mates
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came to my shop wanting
to kick my bloody head in.
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- I must've forgot.
- [Malcolm] You forgot?
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You're going to apologise
to John tomorrow.
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And, if you can't get him
to come to a rehearsal,
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I will reconsider
my managerial position.
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- You've been told, son.
- Shut up!
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[Knocking]
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[Door opens]
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[John] My, my!
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It's Kutie Jones.
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What you want?
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About the rehearsals.
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Sorry, it was a...
bit of a misunderstanding.
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- We forgot.
- Oh, yeah?
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Malcolm's organising another,
and we'll be there.
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I won't.
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The place was a shithole.
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[Rats squeaking]
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The rats were so noisy,
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we wouldn't have been able
to hear each other.
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- I'll tell Malcolm.
- I already have.
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Good.
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- Not really.
- What?
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I don't think
I can be in a band
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called "Kutie Jones
And His Sex Pistols".
257
00:13:20,409 --> 00:13:23,082
The name's disgusting.
258
00:13:23,182 --> 00:13:28,560
I might come to a rehearsal
of a band called "Sex Pistols".
259
00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:30,396
I told Malcolm that, too.
260
00:13:30,497 --> 00:13:32,200
[♪ T. REX: "Jeepster"]
261
00:13:35,072 --> 00:13:36,843
Great.
262
00:13:37,945 --> 00:13:41,017
Bye-bye, Kutie.
263
00:13:41,619 --> 00:13:43,088
♪ You're so sweet
264
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,527
♪ You're so fine
265
00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:50,403
♪ I want you all and everything
just to be mine
266
00:13:50,504 --> 00:13:52,106
- ♪ Cos you're my baby... ♪
- [Chrissie] Nice guitar.
267
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,977
Where'd you steal it?
268
00:13:54,679 --> 00:13:56,883
Malcolm gave it to me.
269
00:13:56,983 --> 00:13:59,320
It was Sylvain Sylvain's.
270
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,628
- Of the New York Dolls?
- Yeah.
271
00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:05,132
Why'd he give it to you?
272
00:14:05,232 --> 00:14:08,138
I'm gonna be our new guitarist.
273
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:10,911
- What happened to Wally?
- Uh...
274
00:14:11,011 --> 00:14:12,480
You fucking prick!
275
00:14:12,581 --> 00:14:14,250
Well, don't blame me,
I don't make the rules.
276
00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:17,090
You sacked Wally?
Seriously?
277
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:20,463
Malcolm has been promising
for months to put me in a band.
278
00:14:20,564 --> 00:14:22,333
And I can sing and play,
279
00:14:22,433 --> 00:14:27,511
but, no, he gives you,
a meathead, druggie, felon...
280
00:14:27,611 --> 00:14:30,182
Feel free.
Everyone's piling it on today.
281
00:14:30,282 --> 00:14:33,021
...this incredible instrument
and a place in a band
282
00:14:33,121 --> 00:14:36,361
that you are completely
unqualified for, because...
283
00:14:36,461 --> 00:14:37,664
because, Jonesy,
284
00:14:37,764 --> 00:14:40,504
one thing that British
and American music share
285
00:14:40,604 --> 00:14:45,279
is huge,
steaming piles of sexism.
286
00:14:45,379 --> 00:14:49,655
Sexism has nothing
to do with it, Chrissie.
287
00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:51,425
I am well aware of your talent,
288
00:14:51,526 --> 00:14:53,563
but my vision
for the Sex Pistols
289
00:14:53,663 --> 00:14:56,969
is one of dirt,
danger and desire.
290
00:14:57,069 --> 00:15:01,211
A band of sexy, young assassins
291
00:15:01,311 --> 00:15:06,121
whose instruments could
just as easily be pickaxes,
292
00:15:06,221 --> 00:15:10,162
or shovels, or machine-guns.
293
00:15:10,262 --> 00:15:12,634
You're far too...
294
00:15:12,734 --> 00:15:15,005
accomplished for them.
295
00:15:15,105 --> 00:15:19,447
However, I do want you
to meet with a man
296
00:15:19,548 --> 00:15:21,652
by the name of Mick Jones.
297
00:15:21,752 --> 00:15:24,023
Any relation?
298
00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:30,302
Now, Mick Jones is a very
interesting young guitarist
299
00:15:30,402 --> 00:15:34,077
who is looking
for a collaborator.
300
00:15:36,716 --> 00:15:38,218
OK.
301
00:15:39,421 --> 00:15:42,494
- Thanks.
- What about John?
302
00:15:42,594 --> 00:15:44,063
Sorted.
303
00:15:44,163 --> 00:15:45,734
But with Wally gone
we've got nowhere to rehearse.
304
00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:50,109
Come with me
to Denmark... Street.
305
00:15:50,209 --> 00:15:52,246
London's answer
to Tin Pan Alley.
306
00:15:52,346 --> 00:15:54,317
It's the epicentre
of the music scene.
307
00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:57,190
[Man] Our Tin Pan Alley
was really encompassed
308
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,660
by the length of a street,
309
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,597
which is still there, of course,
Denmark Street.
310
00:16:00,697 --> 00:16:03,435
Today it's a sad place
because, uh...
311
00:16:03,536 --> 00:16:05,406
the action has gone
from there pretty well,
312
00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:07,678
and it's not the same kind
of business.
313
00:16:07,778 --> 00:16:10,216
In those days,
there were characters,
314
00:16:10,316 --> 00:16:12,053
there was tremendous colour.
315
00:16:12,153 --> 00:16:15,192
I've taken out
a twelve-month lease.
316
00:16:15,292 --> 00:16:18,600
Places like this,
they don't come cheap, you know.
317
00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:22,574
But I said, I told them,
"I don't care how much it costs,
318
00:16:22,674 --> 00:16:24,578
"because this...
319
00:16:25,681 --> 00:16:29,254
"...is the perfect hideout
320
00:16:29,354 --> 00:16:32,661
"for my sexy, young assassins."
321
00:16:41,846 --> 00:16:45,654
Thanks, Malcolm.
322
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,290
It's brilliant.
323
00:16:47,390 --> 00:16:50,229
John comes by on Friday
for rehearsals.
324
00:16:50,329 --> 00:16:53,770
How are you and Excalibur
getting along?
325
00:16:55,172 --> 00:16:56,509
Good.
326
00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:00,215
Great.
327
00:17:00,315 --> 00:17:01,619
Ready to do battle.
328
00:17:01,719 --> 00:17:03,523
Mm, good.
329
00:17:07,698 --> 00:17:09,400
Don't let me down.
330
00:17:10,871 --> 00:17:12,273
I won't.
331
00:17:13,275 --> 00:17:14,444
Good boy.
332
00:17:14,545 --> 00:17:16,081
[♪ ELVIS PRESLEY:
"An American Trilogy"]
333
00:17:16,181 --> 00:17:18,118
♪ Little baby
334
00:17:18,218 --> 00:17:20,289
♪ Don't you cry
335
00:17:24,532 --> 00:17:28,105
♪ You know your daddy's...
336
00:17:29,775 --> 00:17:32,581
♪ ...bound to die
337
00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:44,270
♪ But all my trials, Lord...
338
00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:50,149
♪ ...soon be over
339
00:18:25,319 --> 00:18:27,624
[♪ Music over dialogue]
340
00:18:34,972 --> 00:18:39,147
♪ Glory, glory
341
00:18:39,247 --> 00:18:44,858
♪ Hallelujah
342
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:55,847
♪ His truth is marching on
343
00:18:55,947 --> 00:19:02,259
♪ His truth is marching... ♪
344
00:19:02,359 --> 00:19:04,464
[Plucks strings]
345
00:19:11,913 --> 00:19:13,783
[Grunts] Ugh!
346
00:19:13,883 --> 00:19:14,952
Fuck!
347
00:19:18,693 --> 00:19:20,295
[Grunts]
348
00:19:20,395 --> 00:19:23,770
[♪ THE KINKS:
"All Day And All Of The Night"]
349
00:19:27,443 --> 00:19:30,315
♪ I'm not content to be with you
350
00:19:30,415 --> 00:19:31,852
♪ In the daytime... ♪
351
00:19:31,952 --> 00:19:34,457
Ah-hah! This is the one
I was telling you about.
352
00:19:34,558 --> 00:19:37,430
"Singer who walks off stage
before he's sung."
353
00:19:37,531 --> 00:19:38,966
No, that...
That was last week.
354
00:19:39,066 --> 00:19:41,639
Currently, I'm doing
"guitarist who can't play".
355
00:19:41,739 --> 00:19:43,375
- Oh, I love that.
- Mm.
356
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:44,611
- Can anyone do it?
- Mm-hmm.
357
00:19:44,711 --> 00:19:46,515
Sioux, we're all doing it.
358
00:19:46,615 --> 00:19:48,586
I'm currently doing
"painter who can't paint".
359
00:19:48,686 --> 00:19:50,890
Last week, I was doing
"actress who cannot act".
360
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,359
And tonight I'm doing
361
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,263
"drag queen who can't drag
her arse around Soho
362
00:19:54,363 --> 00:19:56,902
"in these hideous high heels".
363
00:19:57,002 --> 00:19:59,608
Hey, do you...
you got any speed, love?
364
00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:01,612
[Woman] Oh, God, it's freezing.
365
00:20:01,712 --> 00:20:03,248
[Man] Cheeky!
366
00:20:03,348 --> 00:20:05,419
Black Beauty diet pills.
367
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:06,856
If I take too many of these,
368
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,626
I'm up all night scrubbing
the floor with a toothbrush.
369
00:20:08,726 --> 00:20:11,264
- Oh, that'll do.
- Come and club with us.
370
00:20:11,364 --> 00:20:13,870
Uh, no, I... I can't.
371
00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:15,673
I got something on.
372
00:20:15,773 --> 00:20:17,577
- [Woman] Jordan.
- Bye, love.
373
00:20:19,782 --> 00:20:20,850
[Woman, laughing] Oi!
374
00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:22,854
Phoebe... got a light?
375
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,304
o Fun"]
376
00:20:38,753 --> 00:20:40,557
♪ No fun
377
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:42,326
♪ My babe
378
00:20:42,426 --> 00:20:44,297
♪ No fun
379
00:20:46,434 --> 00:20:49,708
♪ No fun to hang around
380
00:20:49,808 --> 00:20:52,313
♪ Freaked out
381
00:20:53,516 --> 00:20:56,321
♪ For another day
382
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,559
♪ Well, maybe go out
383
00:20:58,659 --> 00:21:00,497
♪ Or maybe stay home
384
00:21:00,597 --> 00:21:03,503
♪ Or maybe I call Mum
on the telephone
385
00:21:03,603 --> 00:21:05,640
♪ Well, come on... ♪
386
00:21:16,529 --> 00:21:18,031
[♪ Music stops]
387
00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:30,623
- What you doing here?
- We've come for the rehearsal.
388
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:33,361
- What rehearsal?
- With John.
389
00:21:34,732 --> 00:21:36,936
- That's not till Friday.
- It's Friday.
390
00:21:37,036 --> 00:21:38,873
Yeah, that's what I said,
it's Friday.
391
00:21:38,973 --> 00:21:41,077
- We know that.
- Then what are you doing here?
392
00:21:41,177 --> 00:21:43,749
Well, today's Friday.
393
00:21:46,822 --> 00:21:49,561
- Can't be.
- What are you on?
394
00:21:49,661 --> 00:21:51,364
Black Beauties.
395
00:21:51,464 --> 00:21:53,903
Well, if Mum had given me these
when I was a kid,
396
00:21:54,003 --> 00:21:55,640
I might've learned
something at school.
397
00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:57,677
Oh, fuck it,
where'd they all go?
398
00:21:57,777 --> 00:21:59,815
How long have you been up?
399
00:21:59,915 --> 00:22:01,417
Since Monday.
400
00:22:01,518 --> 00:22:04,423
- [Glen] Jesus!
- [Cookie] Why?
401
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:07,363
Learning guitar.
Pretty much got it down.
402
00:22:07,463 --> 00:22:10,970
[Chuckles] No, you don't
learn guitar in four days!
403
00:22:11,070 --> 00:22:12,707
It's five, isn't it?
404
00:22:12,807 --> 00:22:15,078
Right. So, first we had
"the singer who can't sing",
405
00:22:15,178 --> 00:22:16,982
and now we have "the guitarist
who's a drug addict".
406
00:22:17,082 --> 00:22:19,387
I'm a real musician, yeah?
407
00:22:19,487 --> 00:22:21,725
Plenty of other bands
wanna play with me, actually.
408
00:22:21,825 --> 00:22:23,963
I'm gone. Goodbye.
409
00:22:24,063 --> 00:22:27,403
[♪ Steve plays "No Fun" riff
on guitar]
410
00:22:33,816 --> 00:22:35,485
Woo-hoo!
411
00:22:35,586 --> 00:22:36,956
Fuck!
412
00:22:41,799 --> 00:22:43,401
Did you just play that?
413
00:22:44,003 --> 00:22:45,873
Yeah.
414
00:22:45,973 --> 00:22:48,078
Well, show me
what else you got.
415
00:22:49,180 --> 00:22:50,950
Sure.
416
00:22:51,050 --> 00:22:54,558
Let me just take a kip first,
though, so...
417
00:22:57,831 --> 00:22:59,568
[Cookie] It's all right.
Happens a lot.
418
00:22:59,668 --> 00:23:01,437
He'll be fine.
419
00:23:01,538 --> 00:23:02,741
Right, let's set up.
420
00:23:07,116 --> 00:23:09,120
[Glen] He's not coming.
421
00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:11,725
Nah, give it another hour.
I bet he turns up.
422
00:23:11,825 --> 00:23:13,963
But why would he wanna join
the Fucked Four?
423
00:23:14,063 --> 00:23:15,833
My legendary musicianship.
424
00:23:15,933 --> 00:23:18,639
A Stooges riff does not
make you Keith Richards.
425
00:23:18,739 --> 00:23:20,877
John's got cigarette stubs
for teeth, right?
426
00:23:21,779 --> 00:23:23,014
He can't sing.
427
00:23:23,114 --> 00:23:25,052
He's cracked in the head.
428
00:23:25,152 --> 00:23:27,724
He hasn't exactly got
a lot going for him either.
429
00:23:27,824 --> 00:23:29,895
- Hey.
- [Glen] I really am leaving.
430
00:23:29,995 --> 00:23:31,865
We've gotta audition him
for Malcolm.
431
00:23:31,965 --> 00:23:36,007
He'll be shit, and then
we'll give him the boot, right?
432
00:23:36,107 --> 00:23:38,612
- He is funny, though.
- Who's funny?
433
00:23:40,550 --> 00:23:43,522
- We was just talking about ya.
- That's not very polite, is it?
434
00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:46,027
There's nothing else to do
seeing as you're 4 hours late.
435
00:23:46,127 --> 00:23:50,002
- Better late than never.
- I don't think that it is.
436
00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:51,905
John.
437
00:23:53,075 --> 00:23:54,878
John, this is Glen.
438
00:23:56,682 --> 00:23:59,487
- Hi. I'm Glen.
- I know that.
439
00:24:00,824 --> 00:24:02,159
I play bass.
440
00:24:16,722 --> 00:24:17,791
Nice place.
441
00:24:17,891 --> 00:24:19,761
Yeah, Malcolm's paying
a fortune for it.
442
00:24:19,861 --> 00:24:23,068
The lead singer from Badfinger
hung his-self here a week ago.
443
00:24:23,168 --> 00:24:25,506
He probably got it for tuppence.
444
00:24:25,606 --> 00:24:27,076
- Really?
- Poor bastard.
445
00:24:28,111 --> 00:24:31,785
It's still... nice.
446
00:24:31,885 --> 00:24:34,791
- Well, we should rehearse.
- I can't sing.
447
00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:36,695
- We can't play.
- Actually, I'm pretty good.
448
00:24:36,795 --> 00:24:38,566
- Huh. Are ya?
- Yeah.
449
00:24:38,666 --> 00:24:40,268
Who are your influences?
450
00:24:40,804 --> 00:24:41,705
Um...
451
00:24:41,805 --> 00:24:42,807
The Beatles.
452
00:24:42,907 --> 00:24:44,811
- Ooh...
- No.
453
00:24:44,911 --> 00:24:46,214
- Yeah.
- Well, yeah.
454
00:24:46,314 --> 00:24:48,251
Actually, they are really good,
but loads of others.
455
00:24:48,351 --> 00:24:51,023
Just tell me a song you like.
I can pretty much play anything.
456
00:24:51,123 --> 00:24:54,263
- "Maggie Mae" by Rod Stewart.
- Great, I know that.
457
00:24:54,363 --> 00:24:56,835
[Laughing] Pathetic!
458
00:24:56,935 --> 00:24:58,104
If you don't like what you see,
459
00:24:58,204 --> 00:25:00,676
John, you're welcome
to fuck off.
460
00:25:00,776 --> 00:25:01,879
I probably should do that.
461
00:25:01,979 --> 00:25:04,951
Between The Beatles
and Rod Stewart,
462
00:25:05,051 --> 00:25:07,590
- it is a bit disappointing.
- [Steve] I'll tell Malcolm.
463
00:25:07,690 --> 00:25:10,963
How are my sexy
young assassins?
464
00:25:11,063 --> 00:25:12,299
John was just leaving.
465
00:25:12,399 --> 00:25:14,638
"Leaving"? No, come on,
show me what you've done.
466
00:25:14,738 --> 00:25:17,977
Nothing! All's they know
is Beatles and Rod Stewart.
467
00:25:18,077 --> 00:25:20,248
- Could do a Small Faces song.
- Do you have any idea
468
00:25:20,348 --> 00:25:23,722
how much I've already
personally invested in you?
469
00:25:23,822 --> 00:25:25,693
The lead singer of Badfinger
hung himself here.
470
00:25:25,793 --> 00:25:28,699
Yes, I know that.
That's why I got it half price.
471
00:25:28,799 --> 00:25:31,839
You see, that's what a good
manager does. Gets a good deal.
472
00:25:31,939 --> 00:25:34,911
But the lease did cost me
a thousand pounds.
473
00:25:35,011 --> 00:25:38,853
And not to mention the fact you
have been living here rent free.
474
00:25:38,953 --> 00:25:41,324
- How did you know?
- I visited two days ago.
475
00:25:41,424 --> 00:25:43,763
- Did you?
- Yeah.
476
00:25:44,965 --> 00:25:46,735
Here's some more
Black Beauties.
477
00:25:46,835 --> 00:25:50,142
I don't even get bus fare and he
gets amphetamines and free rent?
478
00:25:50,242 --> 00:25:51,879
Shut the fuck up, John!
479
00:25:51,979 --> 00:25:54,183
- That's it, go on, go at him!
- I'll go at you.
480
00:25:54,283 --> 00:25:55,920
Tear into each other
481
00:25:56,020 --> 00:25:58,592
like the seditionary sewer rats
that you are.
482
00:25:58,692 --> 00:26:00,128
- What?
- Oh, bloody hell!
483
00:26:00,228 --> 00:26:01,799
For fuck's sake!
484
00:26:01,899 --> 00:26:06,775
I want to hear the fury
of the forgotten generation.
485
00:26:08,813 --> 00:26:11,819
- Play the riff.
- What? What riff?
486
00:26:11,919 --> 00:26:15,091
The only one you know,
you berk! Go on.
487
00:26:15,191 --> 00:26:18,031
A generation with no future.
488
00:26:19,968 --> 00:26:23,308
A generation with no other aim
but to destroy.
489
00:26:26,715 --> 00:26:29,386
[♪ Plays riff]
490
00:26:29,486 --> 00:26:31,926
Yes, that's it, my boy.
491
00:26:35,967 --> 00:26:37,804
England's greatest guitarist.
492
00:26:37,904 --> 00:26:40,175
Just the two chords, is it?
493
00:26:40,275 --> 00:26:43,248
More like England's
greatest moron.
494
00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:46,320
Sing, John.
495
00:26:46,420 --> 00:26:49,393
Show me that rancid brilliance
that you have.
496
00:26:53,936 --> 00:26:56,808
- He can't fucking sing.
- I don't know the words, Steve.
497
00:26:56,908 --> 00:26:59,346
- Just make them up.
- I'm not a wind-up doll!
498
00:26:59,446 --> 00:27:02,085
Who looks like a moron now,
John?
499
00:27:02,185 --> 00:27:03,689
Eh?
500
00:27:04,423 --> 00:27:06,093
[♪ Plays riff]
501
00:27:09,801 --> 00:27:11,839
Bye-bye, Johnny.
502
00:27:11,939 --> 00:27:13,074
Bye-bye.
503
00:27:13,174 --> 00:27:15,746
Ooh, Jimi Hendrix
knows a Stooges riff.
504
00:27:15,846 --> 00:27:17,684
Stooges!
505
00:27:17,784 --> 00:27:20,222
You do know the song.
You just can't sing.
506
00:27:20,322 --> 00:27:22,226
♪ No fun
507
00:27:22,894 --> 00:27:24,396
♪ No fun... ♪
508
00:27:24,497 --> 00:27:26,835
- That's it, my boy. Sing!
- Shut the fuck up!
509
00:27:32,981 --> 00:27:34,851
♪ No fun
510
00:27:34,951 --> 00:27:36,755
♪ My babe
511
00:27:36,855 --> 00:27:38,826
♪ No fun
512
00:27:41,030 --> 00:27:43,234
♪ Fun to be alone
513
00:27:44,203 --> 00:27:47,242
♪ Something up your arse
514
00:27:48,378 --> 00:27:50,850
♪ Fun to be alone
515
00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:54,189
♪ Something...
516
00:27:54,289 --> 00:27:57,764
♪ Something,
whatever the fuck
517
00:28:02,941 --> 00:28:04,878
♪ I may be going out
518
00:28:04,978 --> 00:28:07,082
♪ And I may be staying at home
519
00:28:07,182 --> 00:28:09,053
♪ Maybe... ♪
520
00:28:09,153 --> 00:28:11,157
Fuck! What's...
What happened there?
521
00:28:11,257 --> 00:28:13,127
England's greatest guitarist.
522
00:28:13,227 --> 00:28:15,198
You were completely out of tune.
523
00:28:15,298 --> 00:28:17,737
- What's your chord?
- It goes to 'E' there.
524
00:28:17,837 --> 00:28:19,741
[♪ Plays chord]
525
00:28:20,843 --> 00:28:23,047
Right.
From the top.
526
00:28:23,147 --> 00:28:24,784
One, two, three...
527
00:28:24,884 --> 00:28:26,354
Here, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go.
528
00:28:26,454 --> 00:28:28,892
In, in, in, in, in, this is us,
this is us, this is us.
529
00:28:28,992 --> 00:28:32,032
♪ Road Runner, Road Runner
530
00:28:32,132 --> 00:28:33,936
♪ At a thousand miles
an hour... ♪
531
00:28:34,036 --> 00:28:36,173
Jordan, make sure
they let us in.
532
00:28:36,273 --> 00:28:38,344
Keep going, keep going.
Just down here...
533
00:28:38,444 --> 00:28:40,983
♪ ...Runner, Road Runner
534
00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:43,956
♪ At a thousand miles an hour
535
00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:45,927
♪ I fell in love
with the modern world... ♪
536
00:28:46,027 --> 00:28:47,195
We heard there was a party.
537
00:28:47,295 --> 00:28:49,033
No, no party.
538
00:28:49,133 --> 00:28:50,970
Well, then we better make one.
539
00:28:51,070 --> 00:28:53,776
- Get lively, boys.
- Jordan.
540
00:28:53,876 --> 00:28:56,915
[♪ Reggae music playing]
541
00:28:57,015 --> 00:28:59,521
I never let the shop dictate
my style, it's about how I feel.
542
00:28:59,621 --> 00:29:02,326
If anything, I've seen
Vivienne take inspiration
543
00:29:02,426 --> 00:29:04,363
from the things
that I wear from home.
544
00:29:04,463 --> 00:29:07,369
Loads of people are on the game.
Prostitution isn't that bad.
545
00:29:07,469 --> 00:29:09,941
I mean, I've had a few offers,
I've thought about it.
546
00:29:10,041 --> 00:29:12,814
Do it if I were you.
It's a couple of quid.
547
00:29:12,914 --> 00:29:15,953
Music is fundamentally
young people's music, right?
548
00:29:16,053 --> 00:29:18,391
Ganja, Rasta, reggae,
549
00:29:18,491 --> 00:29:20,496
they're all part
of the same social movement.
550
00:29:20,596 --> 00:29:22,265
It's a pretty good movement.
551
00:29:22,365 --> 00:29:24,938
Mm.
552
00:29:25,038 --> 00:29:27,944
I thought you was doing
"painter who couldn't paint"?
553
00:29:28,044 --> 00:29:29,413
It's actually pretty good.
554
00:29:29,514 --> 00:29:31,017
Malcolm.
555
00:29:31,117 --> 00:29:33,856
Please don't tell.
556
00:29:34,958 --> 00:29:36,027
I didn't catch your name.
557
00:29:36,127 --> 00:29:38,832
Helen of Troy.
558
00:29:38,932 --> 00:29:42,573
The face that launched
a thousand hips.
559
00:29:42,673 --> 00:29:43,976
Oh, I like you.
560
00:29:44,076 --> 00:29:45,846
Mm.
561
00:29:45,946 --> 00:29:47,850
Stand in line, pet.
562
00:29:47,950 --> 00:29:49,453
[Exhales]
Don't worry, I will.
563
00:29:49,554 --> 00:29:52,259
[Laughs]
564
00:29:52,359 --> 00:29:53,829
Oi, give us one of those,
would ya?
565
00:29:53,929 --> 00:29:56,167
Jordan?
Have you seen Chrissie lately?
566
00:29:56,267 --> 00:29:59,507
She's not around much. Maybe
she's got a fella on the side.
567
00:29:59,607 --> 00:30:03,114
Oi! Bromley is so boring,
I feel like blowing it up
568
00:30:03,214 --> 00:30:06,020
just to see if anyone notices
it's gone.
569
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,324
[Cheering]
570
00:30:17,209 --> 00:30:19,413
You finding your way
around the fretboard OK?
571
00:30:19,514 --> 00:30:21,450
Would be if I knew
what a fretboard was.
572
00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:25,291
How are you getting on
with the other Jones?
573
00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:30,001
Oh, he's charming,
talented, funny.
574
00:30:30,101 --> 00:30:31,872
Nothing like you.
575
00:30:31,972 --> 00:30:33,474
Sounds like your boyfriend
should be worried.
576
00:30:33,575 --> 00:30:38,351
No, my relationship with Mick
Jones is completely platonic.
577
00:30:38,451 --> 00:30:41,023
I'm glad it's platonic
with that Jones.
578
00:30:41,123 --> 00:30:42,927
[Chrissie] Me, too.
579
00:30:43,027 --> 00:30:46,367
[Steve] Listen, I'm not taking
the piss. Can we go upstairs?
580
00:30:51,979 --> 00:30:53,481
Welcome to me palace.
581
00:30:53,582 --> 00:30:56,187
Here dwelleth
the Prince of Denmark Street.
582
00:30:56,287 --> 00:31:00,295
With his noble sword, Excalibur.
583
00:31:02,366 --> 00:31:05,105
You're right...
Makes no sense
584
00:31:05,205 --> 00:31:08,211
that Malcolm would give me
this amazing guitar.
585
00:31:08,311 --> 00:31:10,916
Probably just thought
it'd look good on stage.
586
00:31:17,296 --> 00:31:19,466
The thing is...
587
00:31:19,567 --> 00:31:21,337
I never learnt nothing
at school,
588
00:31:21,437 --> 00:31:22,472
I couldn't concentrate.
589
00:31:22,573 --> 00:31:24,476
They call you a moron...
590
00:31:24,577 --> 00:31:27,249
and it just gets worse.
591
00:31:27,349 --> 00:31:28,952
But I always understood music.
592
00:31:29,052 --> 00:31:32,627
And now I got this chance,
and I don't wanna fuck it up.
593
00:31:33,729 --> 00:31:35,331
And I know that you get it.
594
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:39,106
I really need the help.
595
00:31:39,206 --> 00:31:43,682
So, I was wondering, would you
teach me how to play properly?
596
00:31:43,782 --> 00:31:47,523
I have no interest in being
your guitar teacher, Jonesy.
597
00:31:49,426 --> 00:31:51,498
I got too many problems
of my own.
598
00:32:02,052 --> 00:32:03,989
Suppose a fuck's
out of the question?
599
00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:06,227
Yes, it pretty much is.
600
00:32:06,327 --> 00:32:07,997
"Pretty much"?
601
00:32:08,097 --> 00:32:09,399
Very much.
602
00:32:11,337 --> 00:32:13,040
Scale of one to a hundred,
603
00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:15,679
where one is
"I just need to brush me teeth",
604
00:32:15,779 --> 00:32:17,517
and a hundred is
605
00:32:17,617 --> 00:32:20,656
"not if you was the last man
on earth", where's it sitting?
606
00:32:20,756 --> 00:32:21,992
Ninety-eight.
607
00:32:22,727 --> 00:32:24,263
"Ninety-eight"?
Not bad.
608
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,204
Good night, Jonesy.
609
00:32:29,340 --> 00:32:30,475
Ninety-eight.
610
00:32:30,576 --> 00:32:31,545
[Crowd] ♪ Hey!
611
00:32:31,645 --> 00:32:33,181
♪ Hey!
612
00:32:33,281 --> 00:32:36,688
♪ We sang shang-a-lang
and we ran with the gang
613
00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:40,261
♪ Doin'
doo-op-dooby-doo-i
614
00:32:40,361 --> 00:32:43,569
♪ We were all in the news
With our blue suede shoes
615
00:32:43,669 --> 00:32:47,275
♪ And our dancin' the night away
616
00:32:47,375 --> 00:32:51,083
♪ Yeah, we sang shang-a-lang
and we ran with the gang
617
00:32:51,183 --> 00:32:54,624
♪ Doin' doo-op-dooby-doo-i
618
00:32:54,724 --> 00:32:58,565
♪ With the jukebox playin'
and everybody sayin'
619
00:32:58,665 --> 00:33:01,738
♪ That music like ours
couldn't die... ♪
620
00:33:03,241 --> 00:33:05,078
Let me hear you!
621
00:33:06,113 --> 00:33:07,617
Whoo-hoo!
622
00:33:11,123 --> 00:33:13,762
Tonight a new movement is born.
623
00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:19,039
To a Bay City Rollers
soundtrack?
624
00:33:19,139 --> 00:33:23,247
Never underestimate
the power of Tartan, my boy.
625
00:33:24,784 --> 00:33:28,357
♪ Hey, hey,
rockin' to the music
626
00:33:28,457 --> 00:33:30,328
♪ Hey, hey,
rockin' to the music... ♪
627
00:33:30,428 --> 00:33:33,067
You fucking wanker!
628
00:33:34,838 --> 00:33:37,208
♪ Hey, hey
629
00:33:37,308 --> 00:33:40,348
♪ We sang shang-a-lang
and we ran with the gang
630
00:33:40,448 --> 00:33:44,089
♪ Doin' doo-op-dooby-doo-i ♪
631
00:33:45,559 --> 00:33:47,128
Destroy.
632
00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:11,143
[♪ BO DIDDLEY: "Pills"]♪ As I was lying
in a hospital bed
633
00:34:11,243 --> 00:34:14,751
♪ A rock 'n' roll nurse
going to my head... ♪
634
00:34:14,851 --> 00:34:16,655
- Oh, hello, John.
- What's going on, Viv?
635
00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:18,391
You said I could be in the band.
636
00:34:18,491 --> 00:34:20,228
- You are in the band.
- Am I?
637
00:34:20,328 --> 00:34:22,767
No, you're not.
Who are you?
638
00:34:22,867 --> 00:34:26,140
This is the John I was telling
you about, with the cheekbones.
639
00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:28,512
I've already got the John
with the cheekbones.
640
00:34:28,612 --> 00:34:31,651
No, you got John with the teeth.
He's my mate.
641
00:34:31,751 --> 00:34:35,358
- You got the wrong John?
- I wanna be in the band.
642
00:34:35,458 --> 00:34:37,697
- Well, we don't need you.
- Malcolm!
643
00:34:40,335 --> 00:34:41,805
How could you be so daft?
644
00:34:41,905 --> 00:34:44,376
How was I supposed to know
there were two Johns
645
00:34:44,476 --> 00:34:49,152
with impeccable cheekbones
and a penchant for safety pins?
646
00:34:49,252 --> 00:34:51,858
Look at him.
He's perfect.
647
00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:54,129
There's a lot more
to a great rock and roll group
648
00:34:54,229 --> 00:34:55,398
than just looks.
649
00:34:55,499 --> 00:34:57,268
You said it had nothing to do
with the music.
650
00:34:57,368 --> 00:35:00,408
It doesn't. It has
everything to do with chemistry,
651
00:35:00,509 --> 00:35:01,845
and I've got that perfect.
652
00:35:01,945 --> 00:35:04,684
- Have you, Malc?
- They hate each other already.
653
00:35:04,784 --> 00:35:06,521
What if it all gets
too much for Steve?
654
00:35:06,621 --> 00:35:08,859
What if he crumbles again?
655
00:35:13,201 --> 00:35:17,475
Well, if he does,
we now have a replacement.
656
00:35:17,576 --> 00:35:18,845
- Put that back.
- Huh?
657
00:35:18,945 --> 00:35:20,549
- Put that back.
- Put what back?
658
00:35:20,649 --> 00:35:22,687
Give it to me.
659
00:35:24,356 --> 00:35:26,728
Get out.
660
00:35:26,828 --> 00:35:28,865
[Malcolm]
"Give the dog a bone"?
661
00:35:30,335 --> 00:35:31,571
What does that mean?
662
00:35:31,671 --> 00:35:33,675
When you're seventeen,
all you want to do is shag.
663
00:35:33,775 --> 00:35:36,715
- Do ya?
- Yeah.
664
00:35:36,815 --> 00:35:38,819
- Just sing it.
- I'm not singing that.
665
00:35:38,919 --> 00:35:41,891
It sounds like it's written
by a moron.
666
00:35:41,991 --> 00:35:43,461
Just sing it.
667
00:35:44,430 --> 00:35:45,499
How old's Malcolm?
668
00:35:45,599 --> 00:35:46,735
- Don't know.
- Twenty-nine.
669
00:35:52,947 --> 00:35:55,451
You're only twenty-nine...
670
00:35:56,287 --> 00:35:58,491
Got a lot to learn...
671
00:35:58,592 --> 00:36:00,496
You're only twenty-nine...
672
00:36:00,596 --> 00:36:02,633
Give the git a...
673
00:36:02,733 --> 00:36:04,837
Make my stomach...
674
00:36:04,937 --> 00:36:06,608
Nah!
675
00:36:07,643 --> 00:36:09,914
You're only twenty-nine...
676
00:36:10,014 --> 00:36:12,753
Got a lot to learn...
677
00:36:12,853 --> 00:36:16,761
But when your mummy dies,
she will not return!
678
00:36:16,861 --> 00:36:18,364
That's more like it!
679
00:36:18,464 --> 00:36:20,234
- It's a little bit weird.
- You're welcome.
680
00:36:20,334 --> 00:36:23,374
We like noise,
it's our choice...
681
00:36:23,474 --> 00:36:25,211
It's good.
We're keeping that.
682
00:36:25,311 --> 00:36:27,482
Easy and simple.
Good.
683
00:36:27,583 --> 00:36:30,622
And "I don't work, I just speed,
that's all I need".
684
00:36:30,722 --> 00:36:35,364
Yeah, some of it's all right,
Steve, if I could read it.
685
00:36:35,464 --> 00:36:37,770
Honestly,
did you even go to school?
686
00:36:37,870 --> 00:36:39,741
[Scoffs]
687
00:36:39,841 --> 00:36:41,778
No, not really.
688
00:36:41,878 --> 00:36:44,917
Don't worry,
I'll work it out.
689
00:36:45,017 --> 00:36:46,755
I need the bog.
690
00:36:49,994 --> 00:36:51,765
John.
691
00:36:51,865 --> 00:36:53,535
I know what we should call ya.
692
00:36:54,871 --> 00:36:57,676
Rotten.
On account of your teeth.
693
00:36:58,846 --> 00:37:00,849
Johnny fucking Rotten.
694
00:37:02,587 --> 00:37:04,791
That's brilliant!
695
00:37:04,891 --> 00:37:06,494
I love it.
696
00:37:11,738 --> 00:37:13,374
Who's he think he is?
697
00:37:13,474 --> 00:37:18,317
- He is a bit of a prick.
- He's just... weird.
698
00:37:18,417 --> 00:37:19,821
Little fucker.
699
00:37:19,921 --> 00:37:21,658
If you are going to be
in the band,
700
00:37:21,758 --> 00:37:23,829
you can't carry on
being called John,
701
00:37:23,929 --> 00:37:25,298
because that's my name.
702
00:37:25,398 --> 00:37:26,935
Malcolm won't let me
in the band.
703
00:37:27,035 --> 00:37:29,272
Steve's hopeless
and Glen's a ponce.
704
00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:30,441
One of 'em has to go.
705
00:37:30,542 --> 00:37:32,312
Besides, I need a mate.
706
00:37:32,412 --> 00:37:34,316
They're really mean
most of the time.
707
00:37:34,416 --> 00:37:36,855
My mum calls me Sime.
708
00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:40,461
- Slime is good.
- "Sime", not "Slime".
709
00:37:40,562 --> 00:37:42,332
It's short for "Simon".
710
00:37:42,432 --> 00:37:43,969
John Simon Ritchie.
711
00:37:44,069 --> 00:37:46,574
You can't be called Simon
either, it's a shit name.
712
00:37:46,674 --> 00:37:47,943
Hence why I prefer John.
713
00:37:48,043 --> 00:37:50,749
I don't see why we can't
both be called John.
714
00:37:50,849 --> 00:37:52,452
Confusion is good.
715
00:37:52,553 --> 00:37:54,891
I've only just noticed
your teeth.
716
00:37:54,991 --> 00:37:58,464
You look like
my fucking hamster.
717
00:37:58,565 --> 00:38:00,468
Hello, Sid.
718
00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:04,342
We'll call you Sid.
After the hamster.
719
00:38:04,442 --> 00:38:07,516
- What's his second name?
- Hamsters don't have surnames.
720
00:38:07,616 --> 00:38:09,386
Well, I'm gonna need
a second name.
721
00:38:09,486 --> 00:38:10,756
For legal purposes.
722
00:38:11,691 --> 00:38:13,628
Sid Ritchie sounds OK.
723
00:38:13,728 --> 00:38:15,599
Argh!
724
00:38:15,699 --> 00:38:17,636
Sid's really vicious.
725
00:38:19,974 --> 00:38:22,378
[♪ Music playing]
726
00:38:32,733 --> 00:38:35,404
[Malcolm] Rick Wakeman.
727
00:38:36,841 --> 00:38:40,949
This is what rock 'n' roll
music has become.
728
00:38:41,049 --> 00:38:43,420
A mind-numbing sedative
for the masses
729
00:38:43,521 --> 00:38:45,926
and another means of control.
730
00:38:46,928 --> 00:38:48,632
But I...
731
00:38:48,732 --> 00:38:52,640
have managed to secure you
your very first gig,
732
00:38:52,740 --> 00:38:56,915
supporting Bazooka Joe
at the Saint Martin Art College.
733
00:38:57,015 --> 00:38:59,620
Actually, I got us the gig.
734
00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:01,958
I am a student there.
735
00:39:02,058 --> 00:39:03,628
Details, Glen.
736
00:39:03,728 --> 00:39:07,368
The point is...
is that this is it, boys.
737
00:39:07,468 --> 00:39:09,540
This is your big break.
738
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,678
Tomorrow night,
739
00:39:11,778 --> 00:39:15,418
we launch our mission
of destruction.
740
00:39:22,733 --> 00:39:24,570
[Dog barking]
741
00:39:32,887 --> 00:39:35,559
- Oh, you're awake.
- What are you doing?
742
00:39:35,659 --> 00:39:37,696
We like noise, it's our choice.
743
00:39:39,734 --> 00:39:41,470
We gotta be loud tomorrow.
744
00:39:41,571 --> 00:39:43,541
Yeah, I know.
745
00:39:43,641 --> 00:39:45,746
We don't have a proper amp.
746
00:39:45,846 --> 00:39:47,482
Just use Bazooka Joe's.
747
00:39:47,583 --> 00:39:49,754
The main bands
always turn the support down
748
00:39:49,854 --> 00:39:51,724
so they don't sound
as good as 'em.
749
00:39:51,824 --> 00:39:53,460
It's the oldest trick
in the book.
750
00:39:53,561 --> 00:39:54,864
Come on,
I know where to get one.
751
00:39:54,964 --> 00:39:57,703
- No, I'm working tomorrow.
- Tomorrow's the gig.
752
00:39:57,803 --> 00:39:59,974
Yeah, I've gotta work first,
you pillock.
753
00:40:00,074 --> 00:40:01,878
Not everyone gets
to live the life of Riley.
754
00:40:01,978 --> 00:40:03,882
Oh, pardon me
for being so fortunate.
755
00:40:03,982 --> 00:40:07,021
Is everything all right...?
Oh, hello, Steve.
756
00:40:07,121 --> 00:40:08,692
- Hello, Mrs C.
- Sorry, Mum.
757
00:40:08,792 --> 00:40:09,961
Steve was just leaving.
758
00:40:10,061 --> 00:40:12,131
You can use the front door,
Steve.
759
00:40:12,231 --> 00:40:14,737
Oh, no, it's no trouble.
This is just as easy.
760
00:40:14,837 --> 00:40:17,475
Sorry to wake you, Mrs C.
761
00:40:17,576 --> 00:40:19,580
- Night, love.
- Night, Mum.
762
00:40:22,052 --> 00:40:24,055
[Thunder rumbling]
763
00:40:25,091 --> 00:40:26,193
It's important!
764
00:40:28,197 --> 00:40:30,769
Can't say your old mate Jonesy
don't show you a good time.
765
00:40:30,869 --> 00:40:33,742
Yeah, or nearly get me arrested
on a weekly basis.
766
00:40:33,842 --> 00:40:35,879
Let's fire it up.
767
00:40:35,979 --> 00:40:37,750
I gotta be at work
in two hours.
768
00:40:37,850 --> 00:40:39,452
Oh, fuck!
769
00:40:39,553 --> 00:40:40,889
That apprenticeship,
770
00:40:40,989 --> 00:40:42,793
it's getting in the way
of your real job.
771
00:40:42,893 --> 00:40:44,930
- Yeah, my real job don't pay.
- It will.
772
00:40:45,030 --> 00:40:47,201
The Pistols are gonna be bigger
than The Stones.
773
00:40:47,301 --> 00:40:49,740
Do you know how many shit bands
there are in London right now
774
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,045
- saying that?
- We ain't shit.
775
00:40:52,980 --> 00:40:54,517
Or we won't be soon.
776
00:40:56,855 --> 00:40:58,925
Get some sleep.
777
00:41:02,265 --> 00:41:04,069
[♪ Loud chords on guitar]
778
00:41:16,861 --> 00:41:18,197
- Oi, John!
- John, John, wait. It's just up there.
779
00:41:18,297 --> 00:41:20,267
[Indistinct chattering]
780
00:41:22,005 --> 00:41:23,508
Fucking hell!
781
00:41:24,276 --> 00:41:26,547
Through those doors there.
782
00:41:28,618 --> 00:41:31,824
Look at all these
stupid hippies.
783
00:41:31,924 --> 00:41:34,062
- Gonna hate us.
- I hope so.
784
00:41:34,162 --> 00:41:36,768
No wonder you're a student here,
Glen, you fit right in.
785
00:41:36,868 --> 00:41:40,642
You should be playing medieval
mandolin with Rick Fakeman.
786
00:41:40,742 --> 00:41:42,011
Yeah?
Piss off!
787
00:41:42,111 --> 00:41:44,517
[Man] Excuse me, mate.
Could you tell me
788
00:41:44,617 --> 00:41:46,687
where the abstract expressionism
lecture is this evening?
789
00:41:46,787 --> 00:41:48,090
What?
790
00:41:48,190 --> 00:41:50,294
It's on that notice-board.
I can't read it from here.
791
00:41:52,132 --> 00:41:54,202
I'm running late.
792
00:41:54,302 --> 00:41:57,843
- Oh, fuck off, you dumb hippie.
- That's the boy!
793
00:41:57,943 --> 00:42:00,081
Fuck abstract expressionism.
794
00:42:00,181 --> 00:42:05,826
Steve plays guitar, very badly,
and he doesn't like to read.
795
00:42:05,926 --> 00:42:09,232
- Come see us play, we're awful.
- Guys, come on, one more time,
796
00:42:09,332 --> 00:42:11,103
one more time... two, three.
797
00:42:11,203 --> 00:42:13,575
♪ Went to the dance...
798
00:42:13,675 --> 00:42:16,046
[♪ Song continues indistinctly]
799
00:42:19,052 --> 00:42:21,323
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
800
00:42:22,993 --> 00:42:24,830
You're not using that.
801
00:42:25,799 --> 00:42:27,603
Actually, mate, we are.
802
00:42:27,703 --> 00:42:30,575
Feeling a bit inadequate,
are we?
803
00:42:30,675 --> 00:42:32,946
I've already sorted this
with your manager.
804
00:42:33,046 --> 00:42:34,950
We don't give a shit!
805
00:42:36,086 --> 00:42:38,625
It's our amp or you don't play.
806
00:42:39,894 --> 00:42:42,833
I bet it's fucking stolen
anyway.
807
00:42:42,933 --> 00:42:44,269
Steve?
808
00:42:46,808 --> 00:42:48,711
It's all right.
809
00:42:48,811 --> 00:42:49,880
Leave it.
810
00:42:49,980 --> 00:42:51,951
Right.
Two, three, four.
811
00:42:52,051 --> 00:42:54,155
[♪ Song resumes]
812
00:43:01,203 --> 00:43:03,006
Yeah, OK, Mick.
813
00:43:05,779 --> 00:43:07,281
An all-guy line-up?
814
00:43:10,789 --> 00:43:14,028
Yeah, but I mean, I...
I could just come along and jam.
815
00:43:14,128 --> 00:43:16,233
[Phone beeping,
coin drops]
816
00:43:17,202 --> 00:43:19,005
Shit! Sorry,
can you hear me?
817
00:43:19,105 --> 00:43:20,241
Hello?
818
00:43:20,341 --> 00:43:22,044
[Crackling]
819
00:43:22,144 --> 00:43:23,915
[Whirring]
820
00:43:50,101 --> 00:43:52,138
- Are you all right?
- Never better.
821
00:43:53,975 --> 00:43:55,745
Problem solved.
822
00:43:55,845 --> 00:43:57,950
I'm now Sid.
Sid Vicious.
823
00:43:58,050 --> 00:43:59,954
That is an excellent name.
824
00:44:00,054 --> 00:44:03,293
John christened me...
after his hamster.
825
00:44:03,393 --> 00:44:05,932
John is a clever boy.
826
00:44:06,032 --> 00:44:08,103
Careful, loves.
Hippie alert.
827
00:44:13,013 --> 00:44:14,984
Not always, Vivienne.
828
00:44:16,788 --> 00:44:18,958
See, he's perfect.
829
00:44:19,058 --> 00:44:21,831
Whoever votes to sack Glen,
raise their hand.
830
00:44:21,931 --> 00:44:23,701
Piss off, John.
831
00:44:23,801 --> 00:44:26,239
Cookie, your government
needs you.
832
00:44:26,339 --> 00:44:29,445
We've nearly got the numbers
for a simple majority.
833
00:44:29,546 --> 00:44:35,190
Steve, being the culpable moron
he is, will probably abstain.
834
00:44:35,290 --> 00:44:37,796
- Oh, no, where are you going?
- For a piss, all right?
835
00:44:43,808 --> 00:44:45,879
[Retching]
836
00:44:50,087 --> 00:44:52,291
It's not time
for another runner, Jonesy.
837
00:44:54,062 --> 00:44:57,468
I'm just some moron
with a white guitar...
838
00:44:57,569 --> 00:44:59,005
who can barely play.
839
00:45:06,353 --> 00:45:09,760
I came to London because
I thought America was over.
840
00:45:09,860 --> 00:45:12,899
It turns out England is asleep.
841
00:45:12,999 --> 00:45:16,306
It needs a good kick
up its tight little limey ass.
842
00:45:16,406 --> 00:45:19,379
You and Rotten might just be
the ones to do it.
843
00:45:23,053 --> 00:45:25,424
Suppose a fuck's
still out of the question?
844
00:45:26,894 --> 00:45:28,965
Go fuck the music.
845
00:45:40,254 --> 00:45:42,458
What are you doing?
846
00:45:45,866 --> 00:45:48,437
We like noise.
847
00:45:51,076 --> 00:45:53,915
You touch that plug...
848
00:45:54,015 --> 00:45:56,554
we will destroy you.
849
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,137
We're the Fucked Four.
850
00:46:06,507 --> 00:46:10,280
We're gonna kick this country
awake if it kills us.
851
00:46:10,380 --> 00:46:13,186
Yes, that's more like it.
852
00:46:13,286 --> 00:46:16,359
We are going to the toppermost
of the poppermost.
853
00:46:17,295 --> 00:46:18,564
- What?
- [Glen] What?
854
00:46:18,664 --> 00:46:20,067
That's what The Beatles
used to say
855
00:46:20,167 --> 00:46:21,504
when they were in shitty
dressing-rooms like this.
856
00:46:21,604 --> 00:46:23,841
- You know, thinking they'd...
- Beatles!
857
00:46:23,941 --> 00:46:24,977
Oh, you've bloody jinxed us.
858
00:46:25,077 --> 00:46:26,479
We're gonna need
our own saying.
859
00:46:26,580 --> 00:46:28,518
- How about...
- No more Beatles shit!
860
00:46:28,618 --> 00:46:31,356
I've got it.
"Get pissed...
861
00:46:34,563 --> 00:46:36,466
"Destroy!"
862
00:46:38,036 --> 00:46:39,506
Bloody brilliant.
863
00:46:40,241 --> 00:46:42,211
Yeah. Oh.
864
00:47:02,151 --> 00:47:05,357
♪ You're only twenty-nine
865
00:47:05,457 --> 00:47:07,529
♪ Got a lot to learn
866
00:47:08,898 --> 00:47:11,604
♪ Cos when your mummy dies
867
00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:13,941
♪ She will not return
868
00:47:15,277 --> 00:47:16,346
♪ We like noise
869
00:47:16,446 --> 00:47:18,016
♪ It's our choice
870
00:47:18,116 --> 00:47:20,287
♪ It's what we wanna do
871
00:47:21,958 --> 00:47:24,997
♪ We don't care about long hair
872
00:47:25,097 --> 00:47:28,103
♪ I don't wear flares
873
00:47:28,203 --> 00:47:31,577
♪ See my face, not a trace
874
00:47:31,677 --> 00:47:33,313
♪ No reality
875
00:47:34,984 --> 00:47:38,190
♪ I don't work, I just speed
876
00:47:38,290 --> 00:47:40,294
♪ That's all I need... ♪
877
00:47:40,394 --> 00:47:41,429
[Viv] This is it!
878
00:47:41,530 --> 00:47:43,968
♪ I'm a lazy sod
879
00:47:44,503 --> 00:47:47,041
♪ I'm a lazy sod
880
00:47:47,709 --> 00:47:51,316
♪ I'm a lazy sod
881
00:47:51,416 --> 00:47:55,290
♪ I'm so lazy... ♪
882
00:48:03,073 --> 00:48:06,346
- They're terrible.
- Yeah.
883
00:48:06,446 --> 00:48:07,582
Fucking great.
884
00:48:11,256 --> 00:48:13,360
♪ I'm a lazy sod
885
00:48:14,362 --> 00:48:17,536
♪ I'm a lazy sod
886
00:48:17,636 --> 00:48:20,542
♪ I'm a lazy sod
887
00:48:21,276 --> 00:48:23,447
♪ I'm so lazy... ♪
888
00:48:23,548 --> 00:48:25,417
How are we gonna follow this?
889
00:48:25,518 --> 00:48:28,457
♪ Unbelievably... ♪
890
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:31,429
[♪ Music stops]
891
00:48:34,269 --> 00:48:35,437
Sid!
892
00:48:35,538 --> 00:48:38,376
[♪ YES: "Starship Trooper"]
893
00:49:30,582 --> 00:49:32,652
[Gunshot]
894
00:49:32,752 --> 00:49:35,558
[♪ "Shang-A-Lang"
(Instrumental Version)]
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