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The great thing
about having close friends
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is that you get
to celebrate life's little
milestones together.
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I would like
to propose
a toast.
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To me... And my
upcoming birthday!
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Cheers!
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Happy birthday!
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What is this,
uh, 30...
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I will be turning 35.
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Gross!
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Dude, I think
that officially
makes you
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the old man
of the group.
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Not so fast.
Grandpa here
is 36.
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35 and
three-quarters.
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You don't look a day over 50.
And you don't act
a day over 12.
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Old man fight!
Old man fight!
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Old man fight!
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So what's your plan
for the big day, man?
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Well, no one's
ever thrown me
a surprise party.
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So, I was thinking
maybe you guys
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could surprise
me with that.
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Yeah, see,
Mike, if you're
expecting it...
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Don't sell him short.
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Mike could plan
his own surprise party
and still be surprised.
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No, no.
I don't wanna
plan it.
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I want you guys
to take the ball
and kinda run with it.
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I'm thinking
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party bus,
beer kegs,
paintball. Go!
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We are not getting drunk
and playing paintball
for your birthday.
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I might as well
pre-dial 9 and 1
and get a head start.
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Hey, you guys.
Hey, Steph!
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Okay, you are never
gonna guess what
I'm doing tomorrow.
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Going fishing.
Driving to St. Louis.
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Creating a beautiful
glass menagerie.
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I'm having lunch
with a very important
Hollywood producer.
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Josh Hellman wants
to turn my book,
You're a Great Guy, But...,
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into a movie!
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No way!
That's awesome!
Congratulations!
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That's amazing!
How did that happen?
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My agent sent it to him
and he really liked it
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and he's in town shooting
this movie with Vince Vaughn
and Drew Barrymore,
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so we're lunching.
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What's the Vince
Vaughn movie?
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Dog trainers who
fall in love at
the dog show.
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And it's called, um...
Shih Tzu Happens.
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Legal Beagles.
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That doesn't make
any sense, man. Why would
the dogs be lawyers?
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I don't know.
Shih Tzu Happens
makes sense?
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Can I get you
a drink, Steph?
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Oh, hey. Yeah.
Uh, red wine.
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Okay.
Hey, you know what?
Let me get it.
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Maybe if
I suck up
to you now
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you'll take me
to the Oscars
with you.
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And, Kenny, I was
wondering if you wanted
to come with me.
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'Cause I don't know why
I'm so nervous, but I could
really use the support.
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Yeah, absolutely.
It'll be fun.
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I might have to run
a couple of ideas
by him myself.
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Or just sit there
and look cute.
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Oh.
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All right, dude!
Enough with
the constant texting.
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Who is she?
Hayley.
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It's this bartender
over at Danny's
in Bucktown.
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Long brown hair,
so hot.
Oh, good Lord.
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She's got this
panther tattoo
that runs down
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the entire
right side
of her body.
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Hello, kitty.
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You have no idea.
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You think she has
any hot friends who
might be interested
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in some drunken
WhirlyBall?
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Dude, we are not
playing WhirlyBall.
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Beer pong?
No.
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Booze cruise?
No.
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Color Me Mine?
Color Me Mine? Drunk?
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I don't think you
know what that is.
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Oh, you know what
would be great?
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Bing-bong!
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"Hi, my name's Candy.
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"I'll be your plumber
and I would like
to fix your leak."
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Ew!
What is he doing?
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Dude, that's like
the worst sexy stripper
talk I've ever heard.
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Hey, Bobby, we had
a problem with
your credit card.
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It wouldn't
go through.
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Oh, that is
so weird.
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That's the second time
that's happened today.
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Um, sorry.
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Here, let me give
you some cash.
Thank you.
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That's weird.
Why don't you
call them tomorrow.
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That fraud protection
thing turns my card
off all the time.
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You better that fixed
by next Friday, Robert.
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When you surprise me with
a bottle of Rumple Minze,
some go-karts
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and a big game
of dodgeball!
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No.
We're not
playing dodgeball!
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Yeah, I'll have
a cup of decaf,
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and we're gonna
split the chocolate
lava cake.
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Oh, were
you serious?
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That's amazing.
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I haven't seen somebody
order a dessert
in three years.
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Wow, you guys do it
right in Chicago.
Just go for it.
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Yeah, well,
we walk a lot here.
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That's the cutest
thing I've ever heard.
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Walking.
Could you imagine?
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Here's the deal,
Stephanie.
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This book
is amazing.
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Great title,
great characters,
great concept,
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and it's got that
urban sensibility
that I find...
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Slammin'.
Oh, thank you.
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My job is to take
this book, that
I love so much,
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and turn it into
a huge movie,
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ultimately
a franchise.
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You're Still a
Great Guy.
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You're a Great Girl.
You're Great Parents.
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I mean, stop me,
I could do
this forever.
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You're a
Great Mayor.
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You're a
Great Vampire.
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Right?
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Oh, this is
so exciting.
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Yes, it is.
But I'm not
sure exactly
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what that
has to do
with the book.
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Hilarious. Hey!
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Do you like
Ryan Reynolds?
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Sure!
He's awesome.
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And ripped.
I'm just saying.
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You're just
saying what?
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I gotta go. I gotta
take this call.
It's a notes call.
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I'm not gonna
take notes.
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I'm gonna tell Fox
to kiss my ass. You know
what I'm saying, Doug.
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Kenny.
My man.
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Well, thank
you so much
for lunch, Josh.
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And it was really
great meeting you.
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Keep your schedule
open for the next
few days, okay?
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'Cause we're going
to get together and we're
going to close this deal.
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Hi, you guys.
Hey, is everyone on?
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Yeah, I'm still
in Chicago.
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Yeah, I saw a guy
in acid washed jeans.
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No, I'm not
kidding.
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Did you hear that?
What's wrong with
acid washed jeans?
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God, I can't believe
this is happening.
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And who should
play me?
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Because there has
to be a Stephanie
character, right?
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Halle Berry!
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How crazy
would that be?
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You're a Great
Guy, But...
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starring
Halle Berry.
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I can totally see
the poster!
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Thank you.
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Good thing my
acid washed jeans
are pleated.
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Hey, P.J.
So, uh,
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how are the plans
for Mike-fest coming?
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Good. Why?
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Well, I had an idea,
just in case
you needed one.
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Sure. What is it?
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A day at Six Flags,
some WhirlyBall,
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dinner at Twin Anchors,
followed by a pub crawl
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through Lincoln Park
and Lakeview.
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Dude, just pick one
thing for your birthday
and we'll do it right.
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Okay...
Pub crawl.
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Fine.
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Unless you guys are
going to surprise me
with a road trip
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to Champaign-Urbana?
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We are not.
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Fine. Pub crawl
it is then.
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But let's go out
at 11:00, like
we used to.
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11:00?
Yeah, we're way
too old for that.
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I'm not ashamed
to go to bed
at 11:00.
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If I'm not
in my pajamas
by 11:00,
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something's gone
terribly wrong.
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Alright. I say we pick
a more age-appropriate
time to go out.
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Like, say, 8:00.
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8:00? Come on.
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I'm not turning 100.
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You kind of are.
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If we go out at 8:00,
we'll hit more bars,
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increasing your chance
of finding the future
Mrs. Mike Callahan.
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Or, at the very least,
your next incredibly
awkward sexual experience.
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Fine. 8:00 p.m.,
Friday night,
we meet at Crowley's.
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Yeah, uh, Queens
of the Stone Age
are in town
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and Hayley wants me
to go with so, uh,
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I'm going to have
to play this one
by ear.
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You can't play my
birthday by ear. You're
either in or you're out.
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Dude. Panther tattoo.
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And if it wasn't
my birthday I would
high-five you,
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but you are
super lame if you
blow off Mike-fest
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for some
bartender chick.
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Yeah, Brendan. There will
be other bartender
chicks, come on.
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But he's old.
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This could be
his last birthday.
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Mike,
I have a little
conflict, too.
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Oh, no. Don't do
this to me, poopy.
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No, no. That's the night
that Josh is taking
me to dinner
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to close
my movie deal.
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Okay, now that's
a good excuse.
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Uh, panther
tattoo? No.
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Little bit?
No!
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I know it's
Mike's birthday,
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but it would be nice
if you could you meet
me and Josh
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for a drink
before dinner.
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I don't know.
I don't know if, uh,
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that's a good idea.
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Um, he and I didn't
really hit it off.
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What do you mean?
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I mean Josh
is a tool bag
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and I'm not, so...
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Wait, my Josh?
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No. No, he's not.
He was completely
charming.
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Your Josh was
kissing your ass
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because he
wants your book.
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A book I guarantee,
by the way,
he didn't read.
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Of course he read it.
He said it was great.
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He said it had
a great title.
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Look, look,
look. I have
a solution to this.
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Do you want to bring
Josh to the pub crawl?
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Uh, no, if he's
a total tool bag,
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he should
not come on
the pub crawl.
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Dude, you're
not coming
to the pub crawl.
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I'm playing it by ear.
What does that
even mean?
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I can't believe
you're not being
more supportive.
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I am supportive.
I'm telling you,
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this guy is going
to ruin your book.
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All right, fine. I will
go to dinner alone
and you can just...
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Just be that way.
Oh, I'm gonna
be that way.
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Because being
that way is right.
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When he gets this way
at work, I give him
a granola bar.
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Because sometimes
he's just hungry.
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Hey, guys.
Hey, Bobby.
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Sorry I'm late.
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You are not gonna
believe what I've
been dealing with.
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Flat tire?
Buffalo stampede?
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Creating a beautiful
glass menagerie?
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See more
than one play.
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What happened,
Bobby?
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Well, I haven't gotten
the full story yet,
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but according
to my brother, Jack,
it sounds like
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my dad invested our
entire family fund
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with Marvin Fisher.
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Oh!
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Marvin Fisher
the Ponzi scheme guy?
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The $25 billion
Ponzi scheme guy?
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Well, that wasn't
always his title.
238
00:08:33,858 --> 00:08:35,617
We actually used
to call him
Uncle Marvin.
239
00:08:35,618 --> 00:08:38,827
So you're basically
saying that the Newman
family fortune went...
240
00:08:40,934 --> 00:08:44,039
Yeah, but, you know,
there's a bunch of lawyers
working on it now
241
00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:46,352
and the truth is,
it's hard to believe that
242
00:08:46,353 --> 00:08:48,423
that much money
could just disappear.
243
00:08:48,424 --> 00:08:50,356
Are you okay?
Is there anything
we can do?
244
00:08:50,357 --> 00:08:54,429
I'm fine. I mean, all my
accounts are frozen,
which is kinda crazy,
245
00:08:54,430 --> 00:08:56,638
but, you know, I'm sure
they're going to sort
the whole thing out.
246
00:08:56,639 --> 00:08:58,433
Maybe we should
just reschedule
the pub crawl.
247
00:08:58,434 --> 00:09:00,262
Steph's got
the dinner,
248
00:09:00,263 --> 00:09:02,299
and Bobby's got
a lot going on,
and Brendan's lame...
249
00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:03,576
I know it's your birthday
and all, dude,
250
00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:04,888
but it's
not like it's a big one.
251
00:09:04,889 --> 00:09:07,407
Actually, Brendan,
it kind of is.
252
00:09:07,408 --> 00:09:09,375
I know I've been
a little vague about
my age before,
253
00:09:09,376 --> 00:09:11,965
but the truth
of the matter is that
I'm not turning 35.
254
00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:13,793
I am turning 40.
255
00:09:13,794 --> 00:09:15,174
40? Really?
What?
256
00:09:15,175 --> 00:09:17,072
Even more gross!
No!
257
00:09:17,073 --> 00:09:19,247
In your face! 40!
258
00:09:19,248 --> 00:09:22,353
35 and
three-quarters, 40!
259
00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:24,459
You know
what I want
for my birthday?
260
00:09:24,460 --> 00:09:26,668
Just for one day,
I would like you
to be nice to me.
261
00:09:26,669 --> 00:09:28,774
How 'bout I get you
a hip replacement
and a bucket of fiber.
262
00:09:28,775 --> 00:09:31,742
Old man fight!
Old man fight!
263
00:09:31,743 --> 00:09:35,056
You cannot
play WhirlyBall on
your 40th birthday.
264
00:09:35,057 --> 00:09:36,575
You'll die.
265
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:37,852
I never thought
I'd live this long.
266
00:09:45,964 --> 00:09:47,241
Surprise!
267
00:09:48,484 --> 00:09:50,312
No?
No.
268
00:09:50,313 --> 00:09:53,213
But happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
269
00:09:53,938 --> 00:09:55,179
Okay, okay.
270
00:09:55,180 --> 00:09:57,319
Okay. Here's the deal
with the pub crawl.
271
00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:59,943
We order a drink,
we drink it,
we move on.
272
00:09:59,944 --> 00:10:02,739
We do not get
comfortable at any
one location, because
273
00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:04,672
I have a list of about
24 bars here that...
274
00:10:04,673 --> 00:10:05,983
Four bars.
275
00:10:05,984 --> 00:10:07,536
Four bars?
Four.
276
00:10:07,537 --> 00:10:10,056
Come on.
It's a pub crawl.
277
00:10:10,057 --> 00:10:11,782
Hi, I'm Mike.
Hi, Mike.
278
00:10:11,783 --> 00:10:15,027
Yeah, I tried
to drink at 24 bars
on my birthday,
279
00:10:15,028 --> 00:10:18,478
and my liver shut down
somewhere between
Fullerton and Belmont.
280
00:10:18,479 --> 00:10:19,583
Hey, guys.
281
00:10:19,584 --> 00:10:21,689
Oh! Hey!
282
00:10:21,690 --> 00:10:23,380
Well, there's
a surprise.
283
00:10:23,381 --> 00:10:24,933
Look who
decided to show
up for my 40th.
284
00:10:24,934 --> 00:10:26,348
Well, I mean, what's
more important, man?
285
00:10:26,349 --> 00:10:28,385
Your birthday or
some hot bartender
chick, right?
286
00:10:28,386 --> 00:10:29,628
That's what I'm
talking about.
287
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,732
You ready?
Hell, yeah.
288
00:10:30,733 --> 00:10:32,528
Let's put those
drinking helmets on.
289
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,462
Pub crawl!
Woo-hoo!
290
00:10:38,223 --> 00:10:40,604
Well?
Oh, I'm gonna hook up
with her later.
291
00:10:40,605 --> 00:10:42,123
Dude, you're
the worst.
Oh, come on, P.J.
292
00:10:42,124 --> 00:10:43,952
She's got this tattoo...
I don't want
to hear it.
293
00:10:43,953 --> 00:10:45,195
No, but she's
really good with...
No, seriously.
294
00:10:45,196 --> 00:10:46,852
And she's...
Don't say it.
295
00:10:46,853 --> 00:10:48,820
But she can
tie knots with...
Dude! I will punch you.
296
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:50,926
Pub crawl!
297
00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:01,038
And I also had
a thought... Okay.
I'm so sorry.
298
00:11:01,039 --> 00:11:03,834
This dog movie's
become a zit on my ass.
299
00:11:03,835 --> 00:11:05,836
We had to fire
our lead.
300
00:11:05,837 --> 00:11:08,425
You know how hard it is
to find a purebred French
bulldog in this city
301
00:11:08,426 --> 00:11:09,564
that's funny?
302
00:11:11,187 --> 00:11:12,567
Oh... Yeah.
303
00:11:12,568 --> 00:11:14,396
Wow, I'm sorry.
304
00:11:14,397 --> 00:11:15,571
Now, you.
305
00:11:16,261 --> 00:11:17,814
You, you.
306
00:11:17,815 --> 00:11:20,195
You and your
amazing book.
307
00:11:20,196 --> 00:11:22,439
Are we doing this?
Are we getting
into bed together?
308
00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,337
And I don't mean
for that. I mean...
309
00:11:24,338 --> 00:11:25,407
To make a lot
of money.
310
00:11:25,408 --> 00:11:26,961
Wow.
311
00:11:26,962 --> 00:11:28,825
Well, Josh,
I am so excited.
312
00:11:28,826 --> 00:11:30,067
Aw.
I am.
313
00:11:30,068 --> 00:11:32,069
And I had this idea
314
00:11:32,070 --> 00:11:35,555
that maybe Zoe Saldana
could play the lead.
315
00:11:35,556 --> 00:11:38,006
You know. She was
in Guess Who
and Avatar...
316
00:11:38,007 --> 00:11:40,353
Yeah, no, I know
who she is. Yeah.
317
00:11:40,354 --> 00:11:42,978
Uh, not for
this. No.
318
00:11:43,841 --> 00:11:45,290
This is Sandy Bullock.
319
00:11:46,326 --> 00:11:48,051
This is...
320
00:11:48,052 --> 00:11:51,123
You're a great guy, but
I'm too crazy to see it
until it's too late.
321
00:11:51,124 --> 00:11:55,265
And so I get a job
as a caterer and
I mess up your wedding.
322
00:11:55,266 --> 00:11:57,716
Laugh-laugh-laugh-laugh,
the end. Ka-ching!
323
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,580
But, shouldn't it be
a movie about a woman
324
00:12:00,581 --> 00:12:02,893
who finds the courage
and the strength
325
00:12:02,894 --> 00:12:04,446
to leave
a lousy situation?
326
00:12:04,447 --> 00:12:06,726
I mean, that is
the premise
of the book.
327
00:12:07,692 --> 00:12:09,383
Uh, I'm making
a comedy.
328
00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:11,626
And...
329
00:12:11,627 --> 00:12:15,285
You just pitched me
a Hilary Swank film, so...
330
00:12:15,286 --> 00:12:17,528
You know, I've
been to Sundance
and it's very cold.
331
00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:19,462
Josh, can I ask
you something?
Yeah.
332
00:12:20,498 --> 00:12:22,776
Did you even
read the book?
333
00:12:24,398 --> 00:12:27,055
I guess
I don't, uh...
334
00:12:27,056 --> 00:12:28,574
I'm not sure
what kind of
question that is.
335
00:12:28,575 --> 00:12:29,955
I don't understand
your question.
336
00:12:29,956 --> 00:12:32,302
It's just that based
on what you said,
337
00:12:32,303 --> 00:12:34,442
it doesn't seem
like you actually
read my book.
338
00:12:34,443 --> 00:12:35,685
Time out here.
339
00:12:36,376 --> 00:12:37,514
Let's get real real,
340
00:12:37,515 --> 00:12:39,136
okay?
Okay.
341
00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:42,726
You've done your job.
You wrote a book
with a great title.
342
00:12:42,727 --> 00:12:45,694
Now, let daddy
take it, make it
into something.
343
00:12:45,695 --> 00:12:48,939
And then you and Doug,
you can walk down
a red carpet, you know?
344
00:12:50,183 --> 00:12:51,908
Oh. Oh!
345
00:12:51,909 --> 00:12:54,738
Stephanie! Stephanie!
Big smile! Big smile!
Stephanie! Stephanie!
346
00:12:54,739 --> 00:12:55,981
Stephanie!
Stephanie!
347
00:12:55,982 --> 00:12:57,224
You're welcome.
348
00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:01,503
Why did we have
to leave Belden Tap?
I love that place.
349
00:13:01,504 --> 00:13:03,471
You know
the rules, captain.
350
00:13:03,472 --> 00:13:04,921
You don't get too
emotionally attached
to any one place,
351
00:13:04,922 --> 00:13:06,508
'cause you are
playing the field!
352
00:13:06,509 --> 00:13:08,614
Ah, you know what,
guys? This is
my brother.
353
00:13:08,615 --> 00:13:10,617
Uh, excuse me.
One sec.
354
00:13:11,687 --> 00:13:13,619
Oh, man.
Poor Bobby.
355
00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:16,933
Can you imagine trying
to sort through such
a huge financial mess?
356
00:13:16,934 --> 00:13:20,074
Actually, I can.
I run a business
with Rip Van Winkle.
357
00:13:20,075 --> 00:13:22,559
Okay, let's find
you some almonds.
358
00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:23,905
What do you know?
359
00:13:23,906 --> 00:13:25,700
Time sure flies
when you're
having fun.
360
00:13:25,701 --> 00:13:27,184
Oh, Brendo,
don't do it.
361
00:13:27,185 --> 00:13:29,428
Hey, dude,
pub crawl, awesome.
362
00:13:29,429 --> 00:13:31,257
Should make this
an annual event.
363
00:13:31,258 --> 00:13:33,846
Wait, where are
you going? We've only
gone to two bars.
364
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,054
Happy birthday,
buddy!
365
00:13:35,055 --> 00:13:37,574
You are so lame!
How can you do that.
366
00:13:37,575 --> 00:13:38,886
How can he do that?
367
00:13:38,887 --> 00:13:40,715
Dude.
Panther tattoo.
368
00:13:40,716 --> 00:13:42,751
Uh, you guys,
I'm so sorry
to do this,
369
00:13:42,752 --> 00:13:44,719
but we need to make
an emergency stop
370
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,652
at my apartment.
Like, right now.
371
00:13:46,653 --> 00:13:49,551
Evidently the feds
are seizing all
our assets
372
00:13:49,552 --> 00:13:51,796
and they're coming
to pick everything up.
373
00:13:57,526 --> 00:14:00,079
Another great
thing about having
a big group of friends
374
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,530
is that you can
turn to your team
when things go south.
375
00:14:02,531 --> 00:14:04,221
All right,
what's the plan?
376
00:14:04,222 --> 00:14:05,878
Um... Okay, Mike,
you look for
valuables.
377
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,742
Bobby, let's grab
important photos
and documents.
378
00:14:07,743 --> 00:14:10,987
Kenny, there is a 40-year
old bottle of Laphroaig
in the pantry.
379
00:14:10,988 --> 00:14:13,748
Some things get
better with age.
And some things don't.
380
00:14:13,749 --> 00:14:15,681
Seriously, Mike,
take anything
you want.
381
00:14:15,682 --> 00:14:17,165
Consider it
an early
birthday gift.
382
00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:18,787
Who's that?
383
00:14:18,788 --> 00:14:21,514
Cornelius Newman.
My grandfather.
384
00:14:21,515 --> 00:14:24,207
He's very clean.
I want this.
385
00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:25,656
Go ahead, man.
Knock yourself out.
386
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:27,348
That is your
birthday present.
387
00:14:27,349 --> 00:14:30,283
All right, Grandpa.
Let's go. You're
coming with me.
388
00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:34,286
Hey, I'm just
assuming we should
take all these files.
389
00:14:34,287 --> 00:14:36,461
Oh, you know what?
We should grab
those photos.
390
00:14:37,635 --> 00:14:39,878
Oh, Dad.
391
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,881
This was really,
392
00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:43,951
really dumb.
393
00:14:43,952 --> 00:14:45,988
This can all
still get worked
out, right?
394
00:14:47,403 --> 00:14:49,302
No, it's
definitely over.
395
00:14:51,476 --> 00:14:53,719
I am so sorry.
396
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,135
It's the weirdest
feeling.
397
00:14:56,136 --> 00:14:57,550
I mean,
398
00:14:57,551 --> 00:14:59,691
it's hard to wrap
your brain
around losing
399
00:15:00,347 --> 00:15:01,659
all of your money,
400
00:15:02,384 --> 00:15:04,005
everything.
401
00:15:04,006 --> 00:15:06,215
I mean, it doesn't
even feel real.
402
00:15:08,217 --> 00:15:09,978
I don't know
what to say.
403
00:15:11,462 --> 00:15:13,394
There's nothing
to say except...
404
00:15:13,395 --> 00:15:14,465
Dude!
405
00:15:17,433 --> 00:15:19,470
Cornie, you could stand
to lose a few pounds.
406
00:15:20,643 --> 00:15:22,610
Is this the Newman
residence?
Yeah.
407
00:15:22,611 --> 00:15:24,198
We're here
to seize
your assets.
408
00:15:24,199 --> 00:15:25,752
Hey, Bobby!
There's two...
409
00:15:27,823 --> 00:15:30,859
Wait a minute.
410
00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:33,793
Wait a minute.
411
00:15:33,794 --> 00:15:37,832
I can't believe you
guys concocted all
of this for the...
412
00:15:38,903 --> 00:15:40,317
I'm the birthday boy.
413
00:15:40,318 --> 00:15:42,181
I'm sorry, sir,
you're gonna have
to step back.
414
00:15:42,182 --> 00:15:44,114
What are you
gonna do,
arrest me?
415
00:15:44,115 --> 00:15:46,427
You're already
seizing my assets.
416
00:15:46,428 --> 00:15:47,531
Mike, what are
you doing?
417
00:15:47,532 --> 00:15:49,982
Dude, you
are awesome.
418
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,708
Watch this,
I'm about
to get searched.
419
00:15:51,709 --> 00:15:53,330
Frisk me!
Frisk me!
420
00:15:53,331 --> 00:15:55,056
Okay, sir.
You need to stop
right there.
421
00:15:55,057 --> 00:15:56,540
Why? 'Cause I might
have a concealed...
422
00:16:08,036 --> 00:16:10,106
This is the weirdest
night of my life.
423
00:16:10,107 --> 00:16:13,454
Man, I was not
drunk enough
for a taze.
424
00:16:13,455 --> 00:16:15,974
I've never heard
you make a sound
like that before.
425
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,803
I don't ever
want to hear
it again.
426
00:16:17,804 --> 00:16:20,668
Well, better me
than Robert.
427
00:16:20,669 --> 00:16:23,395
Yeah, I wasn't
really in danger
of being tazed, Mike.
428
00:16:23,396 --> 00:16:25,362
On the plus side,
429
00:16:25,363 --> 00:16:26,225
I always wondered what
a good, solid taze
would feel like,
430
00:16:26,226 --> 00:16:27,571
and now I know.
431
00:16:27,572 --> 00:16:28,745
I only peed a drop.
432
00:16:28,746 --> 00:16:30,195
Welcome to
your forties.
433
00:16:30,196 --> 00:16:31,472
Hey, I don't know
about you guys,
434
00:16:31,473 --> 00:16:34,371
but I could
really use
a drink or three.
435
00:16:34,372 --> 00:16:37,236
You wanna head
to Crowley's for
one last round?
436
00:16:37,237 --> 00:16:38,962
Are you sure
you're up for it?
437
00:16:38,963 --> 00:16:40,412
Yeah.
438
00:16:40,413 --> 00:16:42,724
I don't know, man.
I'm sore, I can't
feel my feet,
439
00:16:42,725 --> 00:16:44,588
and the inside
of my mouth tastes
like sulfur.
440
00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:47,523
Am I the only one who's
surprised that tonight
was Mike's first taze?
441
00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:52,010
You guys, let's just have
one drink and then
call it a night, huh?
442
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,357
Yeah, for sure.
Absolutely.
443
00:16:54,358 --> 00:16:56,014
Surprise! Surprise!
444
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,671
I can't believe
you threw me
a surprise party!
445
00:16:58,672 --> 00:17:01,433
Oh, this is amazing!
Aw, you guys rock!
446
00:17:01,434 --> 00:17:03,504
Thank you.
You totally
got me.
447
00:17:03,505 --> 00:17:05,402
Happy birthday!
448
00:17:05,403 --> 00:17:06,507
Thank you.
449
00:17:06,508 --> 00:17:08,405
You! Let's
touch 'em.
450
00:17:08,406 --> 00:17:10,925
Come on.
451
00:17:10,926 --> 00:17:12,547
That's all I wanted!
Just a little
bit of sugar.
452
00:17:13,963 --> 00:17:15,826
Dude, I think
you peed more
than just a drop.
453
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:18,277
Eh, maybe a little.
You. Me. Boop!
454
00:17:18,278 --> 00:17:21,073
Hey, who wants
a drink? Huh?
455
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:24,387
'Cause they're buying!
Let's do it!
456
00:17:29,117 --> 00:17:30,531
Did you do
all this?
457
00:17:30,532 --> 00:17:32,809
Maybe. It was
tough, though.
458
00:17:32,810 --> 00:17:36,123
You're like that annoying
kid who tears through
the house before Christmas,
459
00:17:36,124 --> 00:17:37,779
looking for presents.
460
00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:40,161
Creepy bathroom
in the basement, check.
Found 'em every time.
461
00:17:40,162 --> 00:17:41,611
Happy birthday,
Mike.
Thank you.
462
00:17:41,612 --> 00:17:43,061
Hey, you guys. Hey.
463
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,476
Happy birthday, Mike.
Thank you, poopy.
464
00:17:44,477 --> 00:17:45,580
Mwah!
465
00:17:45,581 --> 00:17:46,720
You.
466
00:17:47,790 --> 00:17:50,344
Ooh!
467
00:17:50,345 --> 00:17:52,760
I hate you.
What'd I do now?
468
00:17:52,761 --> 00:17:55,073
You were right.
469
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,283
Josh turned out
to be a giant tool...
470
00:17:58,284 --> 00:17:59,560
Box.
Bag.
471
00:17:59,561 --> 00:18:01,424
Well, he was
both then.
472
00:18:01,425 --> 00:18:03,771
It was totally
clear he didn't
read my book.
473
00:18:03,772 --> 00:18:06,360
And he was
definitely going
to ruin it.
474
00:18:06,361 --> 00:18:08,845
So, the deal is off.
475
00:18:08,846 --> 00:18:10,640
I'm really
sorry, Steph.
476
00:18:10,641 --> 00:18:12,814
I told Josh I wasn't
going to let him turn
You're a Great Guy, But...
477
00:18:12,815 --> 00:18:14,851
into some crappy movie.
478
00:18:14,852 --> 00:18:17,025
Wow. Good for you.
479
00:18:17,026 --> 00:18:18,303
I'm sure he
took that well.
480
00:18:18,304 --> 00:18:21,133
He suddenly
became "The Josh."
481
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,204
"No one says
no to The Josh!
482
00:18:23,205 --> 00:18:25,517
"The Josh is going
to bury you!"
483
00:18:25,518 --> 00:18:27,726
And then The Josh
called me "girlfriend."
484
00:18:27,727 --> 00:18:29,798
I wouldn't call you
that and you are
my girlfriend.
485
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,938
Hey.
486
00:18:32,939 --> 00:18:34,388
Well, well, well.
Look what the panther
dragged in.
487
00:18:34,389 --> 00:18:37,149
I am so sorry
for bailing on you.
488
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,220
All right? That was
way out of line.
489
00:18:39,221 --> 00:18:42,050
Keep talking.
The combination
of beer and cake
490
00:18:42,051 --> 00:18:43,535
has put me in a very
charitable mood.
491
00:18:43,536 --> 00:18:44,984
Well, you know,
I was at the show
and I'm thinking,
492
00:18:44,985 --> 00:18:47,401
"Hey. What the hell
am I doing?
This isn't right."
493
00:18:47,402 --> 00:18:49,506
So I completely
blew off Hayley.
494
00:18:49,507 --> 00:18:51,646
Hey, thanks a lot, man.
That means a lot to me.
You got it, Mike.
495
00:18:51,647 --> 00:18:53,061
Bring it in.
There you go, pal.
496
00:18:53,062 --> 00:18:54,442
Happy birthday.
Thanks.
497
00:18:54,443 --> 00:18:56,203
I'm going
to pass out cake.
498
00:18:56,204 --> 00:18:58,032
Who wants cake?
499
00:18:58,033 --> 00:18:59,828
Get your own. Ha-ha!
500
00:19:01,381 --> 00:19:04,211
So, she bailed
on you, did she?
501
00:19:04,212 --> 00:19:07,214
Yeah, yeah. She's
sleeping with one of
the guys in the band.
502
00:19:07,215 --> 00:19:08,387
She just didn't
want to go to
the show alone.
503
00:19:08,388 --> 00:19:10,114
Surprise, surprise.
Yeah.
504
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,598
Such an idiot.
505
00:19:12,599 --> 00:19:14,945
Brendo, come on,
dude. I mean,
506
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:17,672
a giant panther tattoo
doesn't exactly scream,
507
00:19:17,673 --> 00:19:19,536
"Hey, I'm
completely stable."
508
00:19:19,537 --> 00:19:21,193
More like,
"Ooh, hepatitis C!"
509
00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:24,438
Hey, everybody,
a toast to Mike!
510
00:19:28,028 --> 00:19:30,823
To Old Man
Callahan.
511
00:19:30,824 --> 00:19:33,757
Even though
he chases kids
off his lawn.
512
00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:35,759
And eats dinner
at 5:00 p.m.
513
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,935
And cuts out articles
he thinks we'll all
find interesting.
514
00:19:38,936 --> 00:19:41,593
And is a member
of the greatest
generation...
515
00:19:41,594 --> 00:19:43,595
We still love
him. Cheers!
516
00:19:47,945 --> 00:19:49,497
Hey, are you guys
ready to roll?
517
00:19:49,498 --> 00:19:51,569
Uh, yeah, let me
close my tab out.
Cool.
518
00:19:54,365 --> 00:19:56,780
Hey, how you
doing? You okay?
519
00:19:56,781 --> 00:19:58,610
Yeah, yeah.
You know.
520
00:19:58,611 --> 00:20:03,062
A little numb.
Broke. Homeless.
521
00:20:03,063 --> 00:20:06,065
On that note, actually,
can I spend the night
at your place?
522
00:20:06,066 --> 00:20:08,102
Gosh, numb,
broke and homeless.
523
00:20:08,103 --> 00:20:10,863
Now that's
a sexy combo.
Absolutely.
524
00:20:10,864 --> 00:20:13,211
Actually, I might
need to spend
525
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,868
the next few weeks
at your place.
Is that cool?
526
00:20:15,869 --> 00:20:18,043
Of course.
527
00:20:18,044 --> 00:20:20,770
Hey, look, I know
what you're going
through must be just...
528
00:20:20,771 --> 00:20:22,392
Terrible,
529
00:20:22,393 --> 00:20:25,430
but you gotta look
on the bright side,
you know?
530
00:20:25,431 --> 00:20:26,741
At least you're
not 40.
531
00:20:26,742 --> 00:20:28,571
Thank God!
532
00:20:28,572 --> 00:20:30,469
Hit it?
Yeah.
533
00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:33,748
It's good to have
close friends to share
life's surprises with.
534
00:20:33,749 --> 00:20:36,924
Because no matter how much
you prepare for them,
or even ask for them,
535
00:20:36,925 --> 00:20:38,684
they can still
sneak up on you.
536
00:20:38,685 --> 00:20:39,996
Happy birthday, bud.
Thank you.
Thanks again.
537
00:20:39,997 --> 00:20:42,757
Happy birthday.
I'm right
behind you.
538
00:20:42,758 --> 00:20:45,381
Alright, let me
cash out here
with you, Matt.
539
00:20:45,382 --> 00:20:47,211
No way, Mike.
This one's
on the house.
540
00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:48,901
Thank you.
541
00:20:48,902 --> 00:20:50,697
Hey, nice picture.
542
00:20:51,974 --> 00:20:53,423
43, huh?
543
00:20:53,424 --> 00:20:54,976
Happy birthday.
544
00:20:54,977 --> 00:20:56,185
Thanks.
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