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What is he doing?
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It looks like he's working.
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That is what it looks like.
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His parents will
want a picture, right?
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Yeah.
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All right, you can stop it.
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I'm supervising
the renovations on my club.
I'm not a circus freak.
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No, circus freaks
don't default
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on their student loans.
Hey!
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When something
changes with your friends,
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it's like dropping
a pebble in some water.
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It seems like nothing,
but there's a ripple effect.
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Hey, guys.
Hey.
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Hey, Bobby.
Hey.
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Hey.
Notice anything?
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Oh, yeah. You guys
shaved your mustaches.
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Mmm-hmm.
You look so much young-ish.
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Mike, did you
not get the memo?
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Yeah. I don't have
to do the same thing
as those guys.
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Since when?
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This 'stache has
changed my life.
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My mechanic takes
me more seriously.
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The guy at the newsstand
tells me stories about Nam.
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Remember how we
always wondered
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what kind of girl would enter
a wet T-shirt contest?
I met them.
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Wow, I always thought
that was a myth, you know,
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like scholar-athletes
or unicorns.
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No, they are very real.
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I saw it.
Where were you guys, anyway?
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I was at Stephanie's.
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We got caught up
in this amazing documentary
about this plague
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that killed, like,
literally millions...
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Where were you?
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Oh. Uh, my buddy is
a video artist.
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He had an opening
last night.
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Dude, we have got to
get you laid.
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Actually, I met this girl
at the wet T-shirt
contest last night
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that I think you might like.
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Uh, she's in college,
so you know she's smart.
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That's okay.
Yeah, dude, go easy on him.
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All right?
I mean, he was going
to get married a month ago.
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That's forever.
That's, like, 30 days.
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Look, the best way to
get over an emotional tragedy
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is with quick, meaningless,
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potentially embarrassing sex.
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Yeah, that's a great idea.
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Why don't you just
jump into bed with the first
woman you come across?
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Fine. Fine. If it'll
make everybody happy.
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Oh, man. I gotta go.
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Looks like the Cubs
are honing in
on a new free agent.
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What?
Why haven't I
heard about it?
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See you guys.
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Later.
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Oh. Wow. The Cubs are
honing in on a new free agent.
I gotta go.
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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What about letting
the, uh, weasel run wild?
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That was hard to say.
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Sorry, guys. Work first.
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Don't I know it.
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I've got to turn
these blueprints in tomorrow
to the hard-hat man.
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Is that his official title?
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Bet you wish
you'd kept that
'stache now, huh?
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No.
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Of course,
dating Bobby isn't a pebble.
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It's more like
throwing a Buick into a pond.
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Nice.
Don't you think?
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Yeah.
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Oh, and, hey,
you're not concerned
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because I jumped into bed
with the first person
I came across, right?
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See, that is why
I'm with you.
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You are the only one in there
who heard a word that I said.
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What?
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Oh, my God!
Hey.
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You're up so...
In the morning.
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Tell me about it.
I gotta go meet
the electricians at 8:00.
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Hey, wait a second.
Why are you up so early?
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I went to the gym.
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But you're not whining.
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I mean,
aren't those the same clothes
you were wearing yesterday?
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You said it.
I am not a gym girl.
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I just kind of grabbed
whatever was on my bed.
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Hey, did you know
that those utility workers
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are notorious
for being on time?
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Really?
Mmm.
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Shoot. All right,
I gotta go. Um...
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Do you think Starbucks
is even gonna be open
this early?
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It's possible.
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Skedaddle.
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Shave that mustache.
You're ruining
'70s porn for me.
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What are you talking about?
I went to the hardware
store this morning.
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It was the first
time no one asked
if I was in a play.
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Why did you go to
the hardware store?
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I went to see the monkey.
Oh. How is he?
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So cute.
They had him
in jeans today.
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Ah. Andy! You joining us?
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Andy!
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Can't stay long.
It's my night to cook.
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Nice. What are you making?
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The 17 and the 22.
Picking it up next door.
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What's with the flowers?
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Well, Meredith just had
the baby and she's
being run ragged,
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so I'm making an effort
to be the ultimate husband.
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You know,
make her feel special,
pick up some of the slack.
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I don't get it.
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Well, if she's
the ultimate wife,
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I'll get a night off. Huh?
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Oh, that's why
they grow flowers.
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What's up, fellas?
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Hey.
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So, I think P.J.
is seeing somebody.
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Ooh!
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Really? Why?
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Well, I've been keeping
kind of a crazy schedule
lately.
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Like someone with a job?
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Exactly. And, uh, I'm pretty
sure that I caught her
sneaking home this morning.
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Ooh!
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I mean, would it
really be so terrible
if P.J. had a boyfriend?
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Oh, well, look, dude,
if she's hiding this guy,
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then he's
obviously a total tool
and she's ashamed of him,
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or he's completely awesome
and she's ashamed of us.
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So, I mean,
either way, I'm offended.
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I don't know, Brendan.
P.J.'s never been able to hide
douchey guys from us before.
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Andy, she hasn't
mentioned anything
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about dating someone,
has she?
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I think she's still
dating the plant guy.
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The botanist?
Dude, that was
two years ago.
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Yeah? I might be
a little out of the loop.
I'm okay with that.
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Yeah, well, something
is definitely going on.
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She has been
smelling even better.
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She's changed her scent
just the slightest bit.
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What, are you
planning to track her?
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And you know what?
She did buy a fresh pack
of those Venus razors.
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Dude, you are so lucky
to live with a woman.
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Oh, dude, it's like
shaving with honey.
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Mmm.
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Hey, I don't know
if you guys have
noticed this, too,
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but P.J.'s kind of
been glowing lately.
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You know,
her eyes are shining,
and she's laughing a lot,
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and it's like she's
smiling all the time.
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Nah. I haven't seen
anything like that.
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Look, look, look,
my time is limited.
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I don't want to talk about
my sister's love life.
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Let's make the switch
to sports or reality TV.
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When did the tide turn
on those plastic surgery
shows, hmm?
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All right, this guessing game
is ridiculous. You know
who we should ask.
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No way.
P.J. isn't seeing anyone.
She would have told me.
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Yeah, but, I mean...
Uh-uh!
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Is this heaven?
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P.J. doesn't keep
secrets from me.
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Okay? I mean,
there was someone,
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but we both agreed
that that was totally over.
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And believe me,
I would be happy
if she found someone new.
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How do you have men over?
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That's not a problem
for this one.
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Yeah, but I mean
the evidence
is really conclusive.
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I mean,
she's using a curling iron.
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She wore her one
dry-clean-only shirt.
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She got a manicure.
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She did?
She did?
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Yeah. You didn't notice
when she was here
the other night?
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P.J. hasn't been here
for weeks.
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Huh!
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Oh, my God.
You know what this means?
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That you haven't met him,
because he's
even worse than us?
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It means she's seeing someone
and she didn't even tell me!
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That little tart!
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Well, we will keep
our eyes peeled
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and let you know
what we find out.
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God, why wouldn't
she tell me?
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Let's go. Let's go.
What?
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We gotta go.
I broke a ballpoint
pen in my back pocket.
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Thank you for the visit!
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Yeah, bye, Steph.
Bye, Steph.
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Bye.
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Hey, put your shoes on
in the hall.
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Who do they think
I'm dating?
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They have no idea,
but they do not like him.
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What did you tell them?
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I don't know.
What should I tell them?
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I don't know.
I mean, are we?
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Are we what?
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Are we dating?
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I don't know. Are we?
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I don't know.
I mean, we're definitely
seeing each other.
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Definitely. Definitely.
And we're not just hooking up.
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No. Not just.
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So, then, yeah.
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I would say we are dating.
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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So, I should
tell the guys...
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No. No. No.
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Why not?
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They're like
a school of piranhas.
Right?
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No, they will
take the baby deer
that is our relationship
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and they will
tear it to bits.
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What is a baby deer
doing in the Amazon?
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It lost its way?
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Okay.
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See, the point is
that they will just
tease us mercilessly.
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Come on,
they're not that bad.
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Brendan?
He finally gets
his dream job, right?
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And they treat him
like he showed up
to class in his underpants.
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Okay, that is true.
But, to be honest with you,
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watching Brendo
pore over blueprints
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is like watching
a bear try to fold a map.
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It...
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Wow! I'm doing it, too!
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You see?
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What have they
done to me?
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I don't know.
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You used to be so nice.
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Man, it's like
I want to support Brendan,
I just don't remember how.
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And they will be relentless.
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I mean, they will
mock us until we break up
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and then they will
mock us for that.
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You're right.
You're absolutely right.
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But they know
you're dating somebody,
so how do we handle that?
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Well, they don't really have
the longest attention span.
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I mean, I'm sure right now
they're wondering
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who would win in a fight,
a badger or a raccoon.
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Which is ridiculous,
because obviously
it would be a badger.
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And why are
there so many animals
in this conversation?
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Get in.
We're going on a stakeout.
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That's your walkie.
Your code name, Little Bear.
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Let's go.
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Can you see her?
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Yep, she's sitting
down with Stephanie now.
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You guys really think
this is such a good idea?
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We discussed this.
They would spot us
if we went in there.
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Right. Right. And,
Andy, you're sure there's
not something else
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you would rather be doing
for your big night out?
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Dude, I don't care
what we're doing.
I got no responsibilities.
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I am a free man
until midnight.
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I feel like
Cinderella at the ball,
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which we can watch
later if you get bored.
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Hey, guys. Guess what?
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This other guy
with a mustache
across the street
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just nodded at me.
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I think it's another cop
on another stakeout.
240
00:10:44,505 --> 00:10:49,302
Uh... Mike,
he's not another cop.
You are not a cop.
241
00:10:49,303 --> 00:10:51,304
The number of cops
on this street is one.
242
00:10:51,305 --> 00:10:53,893
Was your new cop buddy
impressed when you tried
to get in the wrong van
243
00:10:53,894 --> 00:10:55,481
because you can't
see because it's night?
244
00:10:55,482 --> 00:10:57,897
It's called
securing the area.
245
00:10:57,898 --> 00:10:59,693
The other cop
would have understood.
246
00:11:08,357 --> 00:11:09,530
Cheers!
247
00:11:12,085 --> 00:11:13,706
Mmm.
248
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,639
It's so great to have
girlfriend time, right?
249
00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:16,951
Mmm-hmm.
250
00:11:16,952 --> 00:11:20,782
Talk about clothes,
gossip, boys.
251
00:11:20,783 --> 00:11:21,852
Mmm-hmm.
252
00:11:21,853 --> 00:11:23,578
Speaking of boys...
253
00:11:23,579 --> 00:11:25,235
Are you seeing someone?
254
00:11:25,236 --> 00:11:27,444
You little tart.
255
00:11:27,445 --> 00:11:28,964
Aren't you priceless.
256
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,241
What are they doing?
257
00:11:31,242 --> 00:11:32,588
They're talking now.
258
00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,141
Well, what are
they saying?
259
00:11:35,142 --> 00:11:39,215
Well, I'm not a lip reader,
but I think they
just ordered salads.
260
00:11:40,527 --> 00:11:42,839
Because now
they have salads.
261
00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:46,463
Salads. Women love salads.
262
00:11:46,464 --> 00:11:47,498
Anyone want to
order a pizza?
263
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,431
Yeah, get pepperoni.
264
00:11:49,432 --> 00:11:52,676
Or, ooh, we could go
to a restaurant
and get a pizza.
265
00:11:52,677 --> 00:11:55,748
Please, okay?
We are on a stakeout.
Let's focus.
266
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:56,887
Oh!
267
00:11:56,888 --> 00:11:58,786
I bet you I know who it is.
Who what is?
268
00:11:58,787 --> 00:11:59,856
The guy that P.J.'s dating.
269
00:11:59,857 --> 00:12:01,202
Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah. No, right.
270
00:12:01,203 --> 00:12:02,893
I bet you it's
the guy with the Porsche.
271
00:12:02,894 --> 00:12:06,517
You know,
the guy that does the, uh,
the stuff to the sick kids.
272
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:09,486
I'm going to assume
you mean heal them
and not throw them on spits.
273
00:12:09,487 --> 00:12:11,315
Yeah, you were
kind of busy,
274
00:12:11,316 --> 00:12:12,661
but they were
pretty hot and heavy
right before your wedding.
275
00:12:12,662 --> 00:12:14,353
They were?
Mmm-hmm.
276
00:12:14,354 --> 00:12:17,011
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
My money's on the guy
from the Sun-Times.
277
00:12:17,012 --> 00:12:18,564
You know,
the one that writes
the food column.
278
00:12:18,565 --> 00:12:20,255
What guy?
You know that guy.
279
00:12:20,256 --> 00:12:21,498
They go to lunch
all the time.
280
00:12:21,499 --> 00:12:22,982
I've never heard
of this guy.
281
00:12:22,983 --> 00:12:25,467
Oh! I bet you
it's the triathlete guy
from the gym.
282
00:12:25,468 --> 00:12:26,814
How many guys are there?
283
00:12:28,368 --> 00:12:31,888
Oh, crap.
Dude, I gotta go.
284
00:12:31,889 --> 00:12:33,648
One of the workmen
down at the club
just burst a pipe.
285
00:12:33,649 --> 00:12:34,856
They expect me to do
something about it.
286
00:12:34,857 --> 00:12:36,030
Aren't you in charge?
287
00:12:36,031 --> 00:12:37,686
Yeah.
How the hell
did that happen?
288
00:12:37,687 --> 00:12:39,343
Whoa, hold on there, chief.
289
00:12:39,344 --> 00:12:41,863
You can't go anywhere.
You live with her.
You're our inside man.
290
00:12:41,864 --> 00:12:43,451
Dude, I need to fix this.
291
00:12:43,452 --> 00:12:45,108
There are those that
didn't think we needed
the fog machine
292
00:12:45,109 --> 00:12:46,973
in the first place.
293
00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:52,667
I don't believe this.
He is not taking
this seriously.
294
00:12:52,668 --> 00:12:56,913
Yep, two pizzas.
We're parked on the corner
in the minivan.
295
00:12:58,087 --> 00:12:59,606
Yeah. Yeah.
296
00:13:00,089 --> 00:13:01,676
Uh...
297
00:13:01,677 --> 00:13:03,885
Anybody remember
what my license plate
number is?
298
00:13:03,886 --> 00:13:05,611
MZT 524.
299
00:13:05,612 --> 00:13:07,130
MZT 254.
300
00:13:07,131 --> 00:13:08,994
524.
524.
301
00:13:08,995 --> 00:13:14,585
Look, it's just four guys
in a gray minivan
across from the grade school.
302
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:18,348
It's Bobby?
That's fantastic!
303
00:13:18,349 --> 00:13:19,763
I know.
304
00:13:19,764 --> 00:13:21,765
It's actually really great.
305
00:13:21,766 --> 00:13:26,045
I tell you,
when you didn't tell me,
I expected the worst.
306
00:13:26,046 --> 00:13:27,115
What's the worst?
307
00:13:27,116 --> 00:13:29,738
Any of the other guys.
308
00:13:29,739 --> 00:13:31,499
Well, I'm sorry
I didn't tell you.
309
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:35,883
It's just, I wanted to
wait until I knew what
it was first, you know.
310
00:13:35,884 --> 00:13:38,195
Oh, and also
the last time we talked
about dating Bobby,
311
00:13:38,196 --> 00:13:40,266
you called me crazy
and told me not to.
312
00:13:40,267 --> 00:13:46,446
Well, I'm glad you
didn't take my advice.
Don't do it again.
313
00:13:51,037 --> 00:13:54,108
Is it wrong that I find
Drizella kind of hot?
314
00:13:54,109 --> 00:13:56,041
Is Drizella the witch?
315
00:13:56,042 --> 00:13:57,906
There's no witch
in Cinderella.
316
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:00,183
There's not a witch?
317
00:14:00,184 --> 00:14:02,426
Guys, can we go back
to this boyfriend thing
for a second?
318
00:14:02,427 --> 00:14:06,258
How does P.J. have the time
to meet all these guys?
319
00:14:06,259 --> 00:14:08,605
What is Stephanie doing?
320
00:14:09,814 --> 00:14:13,955
Dude, this is taking
way too long.
321
00:14:13,956 --> 00:14:18,339
We should have
answers by now.
Oh! This is my fault.
322
00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:21,204
I blame myself
for sending someone in
without the proper training.
323
00:14:21,205 --> 00:14:24,310
You're not trained.
324
00:14:24,311 --> 00:14:28,038
Peej, of course
I am happy for you.
I would never judge you.
325
00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:29,108
Okay.
326
00:14:29,109 --> 00:14:30,627
Honey, I'm a grown-up.
327
00:14:30,628 --> 00:14:33,043
I'm not like
those idiot guys.
328
00:14:33,044 --> 00:14:37,323
Jackal. Come in, Jackal.
Come in, Jackal.
329
00:14:37,324 --> 00:14:39,118
What was that?
330
00:14:39,119 --> 00:14:42,329
I should probably tell you,
you have a tail.
331
00:14:45,954 --> 00:14:47,989
We've been made!
Go! Go! Go!
332
00:14:49,716 --> 00:14:50,923
The Jackal?
333
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,097
It's my code name.
334
00:14:52,098 --> 00:14:53,374
I asked for Lady Danger.
335
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:54,823
Wait, what is going on?
336
00:14:54,824 --> 00:14:56,895
They want to know
who you're dating.
337
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,655
And now I have to
tell them something, right?
338
00:14:58,656 --> 00:15:02,141
So, how about I tell them
that you're dating
a hot dentist?
339
00:15:02,142 --> 00:15:04,868
No. I don't want
to date a dentist.
340
00:15:04,869 --> 00:15:06,352
How about, like,
a law professor?
341
00:15:06,353 --> 00:15:08,147
No. How about a fireman?
342
00:15:08,148 --> 00:15:10,529
No. Couldn't handle
the weird hours.
343
00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:12,496
Maybe this is your problem.
344
00:15:12,497 --> 00:15:14,982
You're even picky
about the fake people
you're not really dating.
345
00:15:14,983 --> 00:15:17,260
All right. All right.
I'm going to
tell them the truth.
346
00:15:17,261 --> 00:15:19,988
I gotta nip this in the bud
before it gets
even more ridiculous.
347
00:15:25,407 --> 00:15:28,996
I understand the pediatrician
and even the guy
from the Sun-Times,
348
00:15:28,997 --> 00:15:32,103
but really? Jeremy Piven?
349
00:15:40,387 --> 00:15:42,526
Bobby, what are
you doing here?
350
00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:44,943
I'm the new inside man,
which is ironic.
351
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,048
But stop dodging
the question.
352
00:15:47,049 --> 00:15:49,706
Bobby, you know
who I'm dating.
353
00:15:49,707 --> 00:15:54,367
Okay? Think about it.
Is it Jeremy Piven?
354
00:16:00,718 --> 00:16:05,377
Wow. Wow.
I don't know
what happened to me.
355
00:16:05,378 --> 00:16:10,278
They just...
They trapped me in that van.
And they get me so worked up.
356
00:16:10,279 --> 00:16:12,211
Oh, I understand, honey.
357
00:16:12,212 --> 00:16:13,902
Mike thinks he's a cop.
358
00:16:13,903 --> 00:16:16,077
How would I even
know Jeremy Piven?
359
00:16:16,078 --> 00:16:19,081
I don't know.
That van smells like feet.
360
00:16:23,534 --> 00:16:25,155
She was kind of a witch.
361
00:16:25,156 --> 00:16:26,363
She was a person.
362
00:16:26,364 --> 00:16:29,608
She was a stepmother.
She wasn't a witch.
363
00:16:29,609 --> 00:16:32,404
I think these are knock-offs.
Gibbidi-Gobbidi-Goo?
364
00:16:32,405 --> 00:16:34,785
I got the whole catalogue
for four bucks.
365
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,787
Savannah will never
know the difference.
Oh.
366
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:38,375
Then you don't mind Savannah
growing up believing
367
00:16:38,376 --> 00:16:41,309
there was only
a handful of Dalmatians.
368
00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:42,690
Why not?
369
00:16:42,691 --> 00:16:44,726
Hey.
Hey.
370
00:16:44,727 --> 00:16:48,454
Where the hell were you guys?
I pulled a Mike
and got in the wrong van.
371
00:16:48,455 --> 00:16:50,318
I almost got shot
by a church group.
372
00:16:50,319 --> 00:16:52,148
It's devolved into chaos.
373
00:16:52,149 --> 00:16:56,255
Bobby. Come in, Bobby.
Little Bear, are you there?
374
00:16:56,256 --> 00:16:59,777
He's not responding.
Dude, I'm starting
to get worried.
375
00:17:01,261 --> 00:17:03,159
What if P.J.'s
boyfriend found Bobby
376
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,609
and things are
starting to go down?
377
00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:07,059
Why would you think that?
378
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:08,854
Sometimes you gotta
trust instinct over training.
379
00:17:08,855 --> 00:17:10,304
You're not trained.
380
00:17:13,584 --> 00:17:15,136
This is my fault.
No.
381
00:17:15,137 --> 00:17:17,345
Yes. Apparently,
there was a flaw
in my plan
382
00:17:17,346 --> 00:17:19,589
of living a life
of lies and deceit.
383
00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:22,523
It seemed airtight to me.
384
00:17:22,524 --> 00:17:27,114
It's just,
we have this relationship
385
00:17:27,115 --> 00:17:29,978
and we have
a friendship that I don't want
to get screwed up, you know?
386
00:17:29,979 --> 00:17:34,052
I know. I know.
But we gotta live in
the world, you know?
387
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,985
I know.
No, we should tell them.
388
00:17:36,986 --> 00:17:38,918
And, I mean, I'm
sure I blew it out
of proportion, right?
389
00:17:38,919 --> 00:17:42,232
I mean, they're grown men.
390
00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:45,373
Where is he?
Oh, good. You're safe.
391
00:17:45,374 --> 00:17:48,169
I mean, hey, Bobby.
What are you doing here?
392
00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:50,137
This is a weird
coincidence, huh?
393
00:17:50,138 --> 00:17:53,588
Wow. Three flights of stairs,
you couldn't come up with
a better cover than that?
394
00:17:53,589 --> 00:17:56,108
Hey, Serpico,
why don't you tell
the other idiots to come in.
395
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,524
Look, I don't know
what you're
talking about with the...
396
00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:03,495
Big Bear, Rabbit.
Big Bear, Rabbit. Come in.
397
00:18:03,496 --> 00:18:06,877
This is Rabbit.
This is Rabbit.
398
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:12,504
Hey, P.J., I was just
walking by the building
and I thought I smelled gas.
399
00:18:12,505 --> 00:18:16,266
See? That's a cover.
It's not a good cover,
but it's a cover.
400
00:18:16,267 --> 00:18:17,750
I live here.
401
00:18:17,751 --> 00:18:20,960
And I am shockingly
and appallingly sober
for my big night out.
402
00:18:20,961 --> 00:18:24,310
All right, you guys.
Just come in here
and sit down.
403
00:18:29,177 --> 00:18:32,489
So, Bobby and I are...
404
00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:33,663
Yes.
405
00:18:33,664 --> 00:18:35,699
The deal is we...
406
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,184
You're going to tell them?
407
00:18:37,185 --> 00:18:38,564
Did you want to tell them?
408
00:18:38,565 --> 00:18:40,014
Well, it's just that
they're my friends, so...
409
00:18:40,015 --> 00:18:41,809
Well, I'd like to think
that they're my friends, too.
410
00:18:41,810 --> 00:18:43,328
No, I mean, they're
totally your friends.
411
00:18:43,329 --> 00:18:45,399
I just thought, I don't know.
It's kind of different.
412
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,503
Why is it different?
413
00:18:46,504 --> 00:18:47,884
God, you guys
sound like my parents.
414
00:18:47,885 --> 00:18:49,472
Yeah, why don't
you two go get married?
415
00:18:49,473 --> 00:18:52,060
I'm not getting married.
416
00:18:52,061 --> 00:18:53,510
Like, ever?
417
00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:55,478
Well, I mean,
just not for, like,
a long time.
418
00:18:55,479 --> 00:18:57,859
Right, but I mean,
someday you want to...
419
00:18:57,860 --> 00:18:59,828
Bobby and I are dating!
420
00:19:01,519 --> 00:19:02,968
Bobby who?
421
00:19:02,969 --> 00:19:04,072
What do you mean,
"Bobby who?"
This Bobby.
422
00:19:04,073 --> 00:19:05,729
Yeah?
423
00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:08,975
Yeah. So, that's
what we're doing
and now you know.
424
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,943
Huh!
What do you
mean by dating?
425
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:15,636
Like, you guys get dressed up
and you go out
dancing and stuff?
426
00:19:15,637 --> 00:19:17,501
No. Not really.
427
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,191
But we could.
428
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,675
Did you want to?
429
00:19:20,676 --> 00:19:21,850
Okay.
430
00:19:22,816 --> 00:19:24,921
Uh... Mmm.
431
00:19:24,922 --> 00:19:26,474
Uh, so, are you two...
432
00:19:27,545 --> 00:19:29,167
And there it is.
433
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,099
I don't know what
else to call it.
434
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:38,245
I would say that P.J. and I
are doing the things
that dating people usually do.
435
00:19:38,246 --> 00:19:41,075
Except for dressing up
for dinner and going dancing,
436
00:19:41,076 --> 00:19:43,733
which I think
went out in the '50s.
437
00:19:43,734 --> 00:19:46,667
So, after we leave,
you're gonna...
438
00:19:49,602 --> 00:19:52,673
Not at this rate.
439
00:19:52,674 --> 00:19:55,020
Well, I think it's great.
You're keeping
it in the family.
440
00:19:55,021 --> 00:19:57,091
Yeah. Congratulations.
441
00:19:57,092 --> 00:19:59,957
Yeah, I mean,
finally, right?
I mean...
442
00:20:03,857 --> 00:20:05,548
All right,
you can ask one question.
443
00:20:05,549 --> 00:20:06,652
When did it start?
444
00:20:06,653 --> 00:20:07,722
Does P.J. put out
on the first date?
445
00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:09,484
Are her feet soft?
446
00:20:10,761 --> 00:20:14,142
We didn't say
we would answer
the questions.
447
00:20:14,143 --> 00:20:18,285
Hey, Andy, did you hear?
It's Bobby.
He's the one. They're dating.
448
00:20:18,286 --> 00:20:22,703
Remember?
Here's the loop,
here's Andy.
449
00:20:22,704 --> 00:20:27,984
It's better that way.
So, are we going
to play poker or what?
450
00:20:27,985 --> 00:20:29,054
Let's do it, huh?
451
00:20:29,055 --> 00:20:30,642
Yeah, cool!
452
00:20:30,643 --> 00:20:32,333
Although it is kind of late.
Yeah.
453
00:20:32,334 --> 00:20:34,508
Yeah, and I'm only
a princess till midnight.
454
00:20:34,509 --> 00:20:37,062
Yeah, and some of us
have to work tomorrow.
455
00:20:37,063 --> 00:20:41,239
We all have to work tomorrow.
So maybe we'll
just play one tournament.
456
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,656
All right, wait a minute,
so you guys did stuff at night
457
00:20:44,657 --> 00:20:46,658
and then got up
in the morning
this whole time?
458
00:20:46,659 --> 00:20:48,453
Yes. That's how it works.
459
00:20:48,454 --> 00:20:50,903
We also have to work
to get money.
460
00:20:50,904 --> 00:20:52,802
All right,
start passing out
the chips.
461
00:20:52,803 --> 00:20:55,563
See? Eventually,
the ripples go away.
462
00:20:55,564 --> 00:20:59,119
And everything
returns to normal.
Until the next pebble.
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