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Jack flew in
from New York, okay?
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He took me to this cool,
little Italian place
in Wicker Park.
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We had this
bottle of wine...
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And?
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And then we went to
this little blues place,
and we, um...
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We danced.
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You danced?
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I know. Me.
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To blues.
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Huh!
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Can I see a little bit
of what that looked like?
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Yeah, I think it's
best for both of us
if I don't.
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So now what?
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Oh, God, I don't know.
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I don't know.
I mean, I really want
Bobby to have a great wedding
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and I want to have fun
with his brother Jack.
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Maybe it just
doesn't have to be
more complicated than that.
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No. Who cares what
Bobby thinks about it?
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I don't.
So, you're not going
to tell him, are you?
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It's just that he has
so much on his plate.
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Hey, what are you guys
doing here? I thought
we said no poker.
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Brendo said it was okay.
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Is it okay?
I have to pack.
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You know I can't
not play poker.
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Yeah, I know.
That's why I brought
them to play poker.
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What about you, Bobby?
Don't you have, like,
getting-married stuff to do?
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Elsa kicked me out.
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Ha, ha. It's like
you're already married.
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No, no, she said
she wanted me
to go out and relax.
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She says I'm tense.
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Hey, I need cash
from everybody.
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Oh, no.
I left my wallet in the car.
That's great. That's great.
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Now I have to walk outside
and down the stairs
and do the whole...
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Front pocket.
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Okay, dude. Um...
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Anything we can do to help?
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Um, yeah. Yeah.
Could you work on
keeping my father sober
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and making sure
he doesn't embarrass me
or make my mother cry?
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Is there anything
we can pick up for you?
Maybe some light errands?
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No. No. But thank you.
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Oh, so your buddy
John's definitely
going, right?
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Because I made him a CD
of some great local bands.
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You made him a mix tape.
No.
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It's for our bar.
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You know,
it's just some suggestions
of some music
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that I think he's
really going to like.
So it's a mix tape.
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Hey, high school crush,
are we going to
play poker, or what?
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Ooh! What's wrong
with him?
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Oh, his ladies found
out about his plans
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to meet someone new
at the wedding
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and they both dumped him.
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Finally, some decent gossip.
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Kenny, I'm sorry.
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Me, too.
No, no, man.
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Weddings are
the perfect place
to rebound.
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So many sad, pretty girls
realizing that
their time is running out.
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They'll fall into
the arms of the nearest guys,
and that's going to be us.
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So you're using
Bobby's wedding
just to hook up?
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Hell, yeah.
It's the only reason
I'm going.
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I can get behind that.
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There's no reason
I can't have a fun,
romantic time with Jack
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while Bobby has
a lovely wedding.
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I mean, look at this place.
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It is ridiculous here.
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This is all yours?
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This is unbelievable.
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Yeah. Now I see
why you had me sign a prenup.
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Hey! Chicagoans,
welcome to California.
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Hey, Dad.
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I love a wedding.
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You guys,
this is my father,
George Newman.
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Hello, again,
Mr. Newman.
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Oh, please call me Dad.
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You can call me daddy.
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Well, that would make sense
since I'm half your age.
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I like her.
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Hey, where's your mother?
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Uh, she's coming in tomorrow.
She had some benefit...
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Yeah, she hates me.
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Yep, she does.
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So, Mr. Newman,
you like horses?
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Uh, no, I'm deathly
afraid of them,
but the ladies love the hat.
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My, my. Hello,
Mrs. Newman number six.
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You don't want that one.
She's evil.
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Well, that's the way
I like them.
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You like vino?
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You guys, I'm so...
So sorry about him.
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Who? Daddy?
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Oh, no, come on.
He's hilarious.
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Oh, yes, he's hilarious.
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He keeps joking
that he wants this to be
a double wedding.
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Except it's not a joke.
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And now someone has
got to save Stephanie.
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Where's Jack?
I need Jack.
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Right here.
What's up,
little brother?
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Hey, I thought you
were on Dad patrol.
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I am. Look, he's harmless.
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Just laugh
at everything he says
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and eventually
he'll fall asleep.
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Um, Bobby, um...
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Oh, Dad, no, Dad.
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Welcome to the insanity
that is the Newman family.
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Hey.
Hey.
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I had a really good time
at that blues place.
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Did I dance?
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I believe you did.
We both did.
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You also sat in
on harmonica.
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I did?
No.
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But now the dancing part
doesn't seem nearly
as humiliating, does it?
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Dude.
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God.
Dude, this place
is incredible.
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What are you
looking at the place for?
Look at the Swedes.
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Oh, it's on.
Oh.
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The Kenster's
going hunting tonight.
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Really? Seriously?
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Who's the Kenster?
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Seriously,
those girls are cute.
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Yeah, they're pretty.
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Excuse me?
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They're pretty.
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But aren't you
a little old
to be playing with girls?
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Wow. This is fun
for all ages.
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Pace yourself, Mike.
It's going to be
a long weekend.
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Oh. Check out Hoss here.
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Howdy.
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Howdy? Really?
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Are you trying
to repel women?
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Just you.
Howdy, howdy, howdy.
It's not working.
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It's embarrassing.
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Bobby's dad says, "Howdy."
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Well, Bobby's dad is rich.
He can say whatever he wants.
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Fine, I won't say howdy.
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And no hat.
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It makes your
puny little head
look even punier.
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Puny is a terrible word.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, buddy.
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If everyone's ready,
I can show you to your rooms.
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And then after that we have
the welcome wine tasting
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followed by
the welcoming barbecue.
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It's all printed
in your welcome package.
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We just really want
you to feel welcome.
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Come on.
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Hey, do you think Andy
will still feel welcome
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even if he misses
the welcome wine tasting?
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Maybe, as long as he makes
the welcome barbecue.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Um, look, I don't want
to keep you from
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the welcome whatever
they have planned.
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I just really
wanted to do this...
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Oh, wait, Jack,
I was thinking.
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It might be better
if we didn't
tell Bobby about us.
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You know, it's his wedding
and he's just
got so much going on. I...
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I just...
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Yeah, that's fine.
He doesn't need to know.
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Wait, why?
Are you embarrassed of me?
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Yes, totally.
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'Cause I don't
think that's very funny.
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Seriously,
can you stop talking?
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Jack?
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And that's why
they call it California.
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That is a fun fact.
What's up?
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Have you guys seen,
like, 20 Swedes come by?
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No.
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I think I've lost
half of Elsa's family.
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Already?
They just got here.
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Couldn't have gone far.
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They are a slippery people.
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Okay, that was too close.
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Thirty thousand square feet.
Think we could
have a little privacy.
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And that's why
California cheese
is so dense.
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It's okay. She knows.
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Good cover, though.
Never would have guessed.
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The wine tasting
is really just
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a classy way
for people to get
day drunk.
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I hate wine.
Can I get a beer?
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All right.
Then fill her up.
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Keep it coming.
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Come on. Come on.
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Do it. Do it.
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There you go. Cheers.
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Like I said, classy.
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And then
Dad proposed and I laughed.
He wasn't joking.
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Did you tell him
he was a great guy, but...
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No, I told him
he was weird and creepy
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and to take his
hand off my knee.
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See? That's all
you gotta do.
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See you, guys.
Yeah.
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Jack, could you
go corral Dad, please?
He just hit on Elsa's mom.
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Well, at least
she's age-appropriate.
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Yes, except she's married.
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To Elsa's dad.
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You know how Dad is
when he's been drinking.
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Okay, just stop
letting him get you
so crazy.
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I know, but can you just
get him out of here?
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Yes, I will talk to him
after we finish this Pinot.
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Right.
He could be
married by then.
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Maybe you should help him.
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Way beyond help.
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Plus my dad,
he's harmless.
He's harmless.
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I said no.
Stop proposing.
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Excuse me, Ken,
what are you wearing?
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My lucky flip-flops.
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Even after
four glasses of wine,
you still repulse me.
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You have to
change your clothes.
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What? Why?
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Because if you ever want
a woman to be
interested in you again,
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you need to listen to me.
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Why are you helping me?
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I'm in the most
beautiful location
I've ever been to,
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surrounded by lush vineyards
and beautiful mountains.
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And all I can see
are your ugly,
lucky flip-flops.
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So you're doing this
for you.
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Of course, sweetie.
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Well, good luck, son.
I'm pretty sure this
one likes the ladies.
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What?
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What did I say?
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It is so great to have
you and your brother
back here.
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I really miss those vacations
where you used to beat
the tar out of each other.
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Mmm. Yes,
those were the days.
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Who won?
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Uh, you know,
it's really not
important.
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We were just kids,
just kids wrestling.
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So Jack won?
Every time.
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Well, not every time.
Thank you.
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00:10:01,221 --> 00:10:02,394
Sometimes you bit me.
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00:10:03,154 --> 00:10:04,292
No, come on, when?
228
00:10:04,293 --> 00:10:05,914
Scar right there, see?
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00:10:05,915 --> 00:10:07,951
Oh, look, it's little
Bobby teeth marks.
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Well, he was 22.
231
00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:11,955
Okay, okay, what
about this one?
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You remember that?
Your archery set?
Ooh.
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00:10:14,337 --> 00:10:16,580
Dude, that's nothing.
Hockey stick.
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00:10:16,581 --> 00:10:18,755
Mmm-mmm.
Beer bottle.
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Wendy.
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00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,483
Aw, man,
you made it real.
Yeah.
237
00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:33,909
Yep, I still don't like it,
but, uh, I need a refill.
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Thanks.
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00:10:36,601 --> 00:10:39,534
Ooh, I love that year.
Perfectly aged,
really an amazing blend.
240
00:10:39,535 --> 00:10:42,917
Yeah, who doesn't
love an old wine blend?
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00:10:42,918 --> 00:10:44,643
You know nothing
about wine, do you?
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00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,990
No, I'm more of a beer guy.
243
00:10:46,991 --> 00:10:49,786
Well, the thing about
drinking wine is
savoring the experience,
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not rushing
to some finish line
of being drunk.
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00:10:53,583 --> 00:10:55,032
See, that's where
it loses me.
246
00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:56,206
Mmm.
247
00:10:56,207 --> 00:10:57,656
Well, there's a white
over here
248
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,795
that if you really
sip it and savor it,
249
00:10:58,796 --> 00:11:00,141
it kind of
tastes like beer.
250
00:11:00,142 --> 00:11:01,245
Really?
251
00:11:01,246 --> 00:11:02,661
No, it's wine.
252
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,801
You're at a vineyard.
This isn't Milwaukee.
253
00:11:04,802 --> 00:11:08,149
You know,
Milwaukee is actually
the New York of Wisconsin.
254
00:11:08,150 --> 00:11:09,185
A lot of people
don't know that.
255
00:11:11,532 --> 00:11:16,157
So I think I'm gonna
go lay down for a bit.
Sleep off some of this wine.
256
00:11:16,158 --> 00:11:18,159
You can't lay down.
257
00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,161
If you nap now,
you're done for the day
and you'll miss the barbecue.
258
00:11:20,162 --> 00:11:21,921
You've got to
power through.
Change your shoes.
259
00:11:21,922 --> 00:11:23,509
Take a shower.
But no napping.
260
00:11:23,510 --> 00:11:26,857
Come on, Brendan.
Any respectable day drinker
knows that.
261
00:11:26,858 --> 00:11:28,065
Look, I just want to
close my eyes.
262
00:11:28,066 --> 00:11:29,584
No napping.
263
00:11:29,585 --> 00:11:32,553
No one should be alone.
Everyone find a no-nap buddy.
264
00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:34,383
Buddy.
265
00:11:38,283 --> 00:11:40,215
Excuse me.
266
00:11:40,216 --> 00:11:41,770
Uh, I need someone
to make sure that
I don't go to sleep.
267
00:11:42,425 --> 00:11:44,047
Huh.
268
00:11:44,048 --> 00:11:45,187
Yeah, I can do that.
269
00:11:50,571 --> 00:11:52,538
P.J.
270
00:11:52,539 --> 00:11:55,783
Hey, I never got to
finish showing you
around the property.
271
00:11:55,784 --> 00:11:57,370
Oh, yeah.
272
00:11:57,371 --> 00:12:01,029
Well, judging from the size,
that could take, like,
a month.
273
00:12:01,030 --> 00:12:04,274
How do you feel
about meeting me
over by the guest house?
274
00:12:04,275 --> 00:12:06,276
Can you be more specific?
275
00:12:06,277 --> 00:12:07,727
It's on your welcome map.
276
00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:14,733
I've got good news
and bad news.
277
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:18,427
Good news is,
I think I may have met
wife number six.
278
00:12:19,946 --> 00:12:23,120
Sorry, ladies.
This ship has sailed.
279
00:12:23,121 --> 00:12:27,884
Unless, of course,
you feel like you
have second thoughts?
280
00:12:31,233 --> 00:12:33,130
Um, Dad, what's
the bad news?
281
00:12:33,131 --> 00:12:36,064
Oh, the bad news, yeah.
The minister called.
He can't make the ceremony.
282
00:12:36,065 --> 00:12:37,583
He's got kidney stones.
283
00:12:37,584 --> 00:12:40,310
No, no.
The wedding's in two days.
284
00:12:40,311 --> 00:12:42,795
That is okay.
We will just find
another minister.
285
00:12:44,108 --> 00:12:46,592
Well, we better
make this happen,
286
00:12:46,593 --> 00:12:49,492
because Annika
will be so upset
if we can't work this out.
287
00:12:50,114 --> 00:12:51,184
Excuse me.
Ugh!
288
00:12:52,392 --> 00:12:54,669
Have you seen Jack?
289
00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:56,913
Nope. I have no idea
where he is.
290
00:12:56,914 --> 00:13:00,295
Yeah, of course not,
because whenever I need him,
he's not around.
291
00:13:00,296 --> 00:13:02,021
Man, I asked him
to do one thing,
292
00:13:02,022 --> 00:13:04,644
and he couldn't even stop Dad
from hitting on Elsa.
293
00:13:04,645 --> 00:13:07,302
Wait.
Your dad hit
on your fiancee?
294
00:13:07,303 --> 00:13:08,890
Yes, he said
he didn't know
it was her.
295
00:13:08,891 --> 00:13:10,478
He said they all
look alike to him.
296
00:13:10,479 --> 00:13:13,895
Well, maybe you should be
mad at your dad and not Jack.
297
00:13:13,896 --> 00:13:16,277
I just want him to be
a little more helpful,
you know.
298
00:13:16,278 --> 00:13:19,556
He's my best man
and it would be nice
if he started acting like it.
299
00:13:19,557 --> 00:13:20,937
All right, well,
is there anything I can do?
300
00:13:20,938 --> 00:13:22,939
If you wouldn't
mind marrying my dad,
301
00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:25,045
I think that would take
a lot of the pressure off.
302
00:13:28,324 --> 00:13:31,327
Well, the question is,
could I live with the hat?
303
00:13:38,714 --> 00:13:40,957
No, man, I'm not being
a baby, I'm just...
I'm allergic to bees.
304
00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:42,096
All right.
305
00:13:42,097 --> 00:13:44,581
Hey, man.
What are you doing?
306
00:13:44,582 --> 00:13:47,170
Uh, just having
a snack.
307
00:13:47,171 --> 00:13:48,344
Alone?
Yeah.
308
00:13:49,414 --> 00:13:51,346
I'm just a guy,
having a snack.
309
00:13:51,347 --> 00:13:54,211
Oh, cheese, nice.
310
00:13:54,212 --> 00:13:58,146
Yeah, that's really
dense California cheese.
311
00:13:58,147 --> 00:14:00,459
Strawberries?
Chocolate? Champagne?
312
00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:03,152
This guy knows how
to pack a picnic,
am I right?
313
00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:05,153
Brendo, you want one?
314
00:14:05,154 --> 00:14:06,775
Oh, come on,
what's my name, baby?
315
00:14:06,776 --> 00:14:09,641
Oh, jackpot.
Expensive chocolates.
316
00:14:18,271 --> 00:14:20,997
Hey, handsome.
I like this look.
317
00:14:20,998 --> 00:14:22,343
Thank you.
318
00:14:22,344 --> 00:14:24,586
It's true.
You don't look disgusting.
319
00:14:24,587 --> 00:14:27,935
Well, you don't
look like crap either.
320
00:14:27,936 --> 00:14:30,178
You know,
you could learn
something from this.
321
00:14:30,179 --> 00:14:33,664
What, this?
No, I wore this for John.
Inside joke.
322
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,080
Oh, I had a message
from John.
323
00:14:35,081 --> 00:14:36,944
He's actually
stuck in Chicago.
324
00:14:36,945 --> 00:14:37,979
It doesn't
look like he's going
to make it out here.
325
00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:39,429
No.
Yeah.
326
00:14:39,430 --> 00:14:40,671
Sorry.
327
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,570
Aw, man. We were going
to seal the bar deal.
328
00:14:42,571 --> 00:14:45,228
Well, you're just going to
have to cruise for chicks
like the rest of us.
329
00:14:45,229 --> 00:14:47,368
You may want to change
into something nicer.
330
00:14:47,369 --> 00:14:48,784
Okay.
331
00:14:50,234 --> 00:14:51,441
Hey, where is everybody?
332
00:14:51,442 --> 00:14:55,100
Naps. I tried to warn them.
You can't save guys.
333
00:14:55,101 --> 00:14:56,584
And where's Mike?
334
00:14:56,585 --> 00:14:59,312
Oh. I'm sure he's on his way.
No chance he'd close his eyes.
335
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,184
What is this?
336
00:15:10,185 --> 00:15:11,979
I don't know,
but it tastes expensive.
337
00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:13,808
Hey. Hey.
338
00:15:13,809 --> 00:15:15,775
Hey, buddy.
Hey.
339
00:15:15,776 --> 00:15:17,294
We're so happy
you made it.
340
00:15:17,295 --> 00:15:18,882
Hey. Hey, there he is.
341
00:15:18,883 --> 00:15:20,504
This place
makes me feel poor.
342
00:15:20,505 --> 00:15:22,679
That's what
my dad said, too.
343
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,439
Hey, Andy.
Hey.
344
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,234
All right.
345
00:15:26,235 --> 00:15:27,926
No luck on the minister.
346
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,997
I did find
a rabbi's wife
and a doula.
347
00:15:29,998 --> 00:15:32,275
Okay, what's a doula
and can they marry us?
348
00:15:32,276 --> 00:15:33,966
No idea and
not in California.
349
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:36,520
Our minister got
kidney stones,
350
00:15:36,521 --> 00:15:38,246
so we're searching
for a new one.
351
00:15:38,247 --> 00:15:40,041
I'm a minister.
I'm a candlestick maker.
352
00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:42,009
I'm president.
What are we doing?
353
00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:44,149
No, I did one of those
online church things
354
00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:45,978
to marry these
friends of mine years ago.
355
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:48,153
So, legally,
I can marry people.
356
00:15:48,154 --> 00:15:50,258
You're kidding.
That's awesome.
357
00:15:50,259 --> 00:15:52,951
I should find out
if my certificate
is still up to date, but...
358
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,262
Uh-oh. What if it's not?
359
00:15:54,263 --> 00:15:56,161
Well, then we've got
a big problem
360
00:15:56,162 --> 00:15:58,922
'cause I think it costs
12 bucks to renew it.
361
00:15:58,923 --> 00:16:01,132
Judging from this shack,
I don't know
if you can afford it.
362
00:16:02,789 --> 00:16:03,893
We'll work it out.
363
00:16:04,722 --> 00:16:05,861
Thank you.
364
00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:10,313
Uh, what happened to you?
I was waiting.
365
00:16:10,314 --> 00:16:14,282
Oh, my God, I am so sorry.
We had a little crisis.
366
00:16:14,283 --> 00:16:17,699
Oh, man, I have been
looking for you everywhere.
367
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,494
I'm right here.
What do you need?
368
00:16:19,495 --> 00:16:22,394
Well, I needed your help.
We were trying to
find a new minister and...
369
00:16:22,395 --> 00:16:25,155
We found one, right?
And it's gonna
be okay, right?
370
00:16:25,156 --> 00:16:26,363
Yeah.
See?
371
00:16:26,364 --> 00:16:27,709
All fixed.
372
00:16:27,710 --> 00:16:29,849
Bobby, you need to
take it easy.
373
00:16:29,850 --> 00:16:32,543
Have some fun,
enjoy your wedding.
Right, P.J.?
374
00:16:35,270 --> 00:16:38,100
Oh, look, teeny,
tiny hot dogs.
Get out of town.
375
00:16:42,104 --> 00:16:43,932
Still no sign of Mike?
376
00:16:43,933 --> 00:16:45,832
No, probably
touring the grounds
with some hot Swede.
377
00:16:50,319 --> 00:16:53,632
Hey, everyone,
if we could, um,
kind of gather around,
378
00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:55,116
we wanted to do
a little toast.
379
00:16:55,117 --> 00:16:57,222
Thank you so much
for coming.
380
00:16:57,223 --> 00:17:00,294
I can't tell you
how happy we are
to have you all here.
381
00:17:00,295 --> 00:17:03,159
Yes, yes,
thank you all
for being here
382
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,575
for our very
special occasion.
383
00:17:05,576 --> 00:17:08,578
Well, it's not that special.
Dad's done it five times.
384
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,684
All right,
come on, guys, not now.
385
00:17:11,685 --> 00:17:13,997
Relax, okay,
I'm just trying to lighten
things up a little bit.
386
00:17:13,998 --> 00:17:15,516
Get this party started.
You know?
387
00:17:15,517 --> 00:17:17,207
Well, stop it. Please.
388
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:19,658
Okay, well, sorry.
389
00:17:19,659 --> 00:17:21,211
I just thought it's,
you know,
it's a wedding.
390
00:17:21,212 --> 00:17:23,006
It's supposed to be
a celebration, right, so...
391
00:17:23,007 --> 00:17:27,390
You know, fun? So...
No. Okay. Just sorry.
Go ahead, do your thing.
392
00:17:27,391 --> 00:17:29,806
Huh. That's weird,
you're being
rude and insulting.
393
00:17:29,807 --> 00:17:31,497
Usually you're
such a gentleman.
394
00:17:31,498 --> 00:17:34,431
Oh. Really, I'm the bad guy?
For trying to get
you to loosen up?
395
00:17:34,432 --> 00:17:36,019
I don't need to loosen up.
396
00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:38,332
Obviously.
It looks like you're
having a great time, Bobby.
397
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,989
I would be.
I would be if you
would stop talking.
398
00:17:40,990 --> 00:17:43,751
Okay, great, all right,
give your little
speech there, Skinny.
399
00:17:43,752 --> 00:17:45,615
Oh.
Oh.
400
00:17:45,616 --> 00:17:46,926
Wow!
Sorry. Sorry, Elsa.
401
00:17:46,927 --> 00:17:48,963
It's okay.
No. You know what?
It's not okay.
402
00:17:48,964 --> 00:17:50,654
It's fine, she's just
got some wet toes, okay?
403
00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:52,311
It's all right.
Loosen up, buddy.
404
00:17:52,312 --> 00:17:53,416
Can you get
your arm off of me?
405
00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:54,486
Lighten up, buddy.
406
00:17:54,487 --> 00:17:56,696
No, I'm serious, okay?
407
00:17:57,697 --> 00:17:59,629
What is your problem?
408
00:17:59,630 --> 00:18:02,149
Really? Okay.
409
00:18:02,150 --> 00:18:03,322
Whoa, fight! Fight!
410
00:18:03,323 --> 00:18:05,049
Oh, my God.
Dude.
411
00:18:06,844 --> 00:18:08,741
50 bucks on Jack.
I'll take that bet.
412
00:18:08,742 --> 00:18:10,122
Somebody do something.
413
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,261
Let them fight.
It's good for them.
414
00:18:11,262 --> 00:18:13,161
Bobby? Bobby.
415
00:18:20,064 --> 00:18:21,307
Come on.
416
00:18:22,308 --> 00:18:23,515
You okay?
417
00:18:23,516 --> 00:18:24,723
Of course he is,
he was winning.
418
00:18:24,724 --> 00:18:27,760
Yeah, I'm... I'm fine.
419
00:18:27,761 --> 00:18:29,141
I'm just
a little embarrassed.
420
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,764
Let's just go upstairs, okay?
421
00:18:31,765 --> 00:18:33,007
Okay.
422
00:18:33,008 --> 00:18:34,457
Um...
423
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:35,804
Sorry, everyone.
424
00:18:39,739 --> 00:18:40,946
That was awful.
425
00:18:42,673 --> 00:18:43,915
All right,
I'm going to go
talk to Jack.
426
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:45,952
I'm going to fix this.
427
00:18:46,953 --> 00:18:49,127
Yeah, yeah.
428
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,957
How's she going to fix it?
Why would he listen to her?
429
00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:54,649
And what did I
tell you about prying?
430
00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:56,582
That no one
likes a nosy Nellie.
431
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:57,895
Then don't be one.
432
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:06,178
Wedding checklist.
Wear bad bridesmaid dress,
433
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:07,731
drink too much tequila,
434
00:19:07,732 --> 00:19:11,149
and, oh, get in the middle
of big family fight.
435
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,152
I have not had
enough tequila.
436
00:19:18,847 --> 00:19:20,055
Hi.
437
00:19:21,263 --> 00:19:22,815
Thank you.
438
00:19:22,816 --> 00:19:24,232
That was stupid, huh?
439
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,579
Kind of.
440
00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:30,340
I don't know what happened.
I was just making
some dumb jokes, you know?
441
00:19:30,341 --> 00:19:32,894
He's so sensitive.
442
00:19:32,895 --> 00:19:36,035
Well, you know,
it's his wedding and...
443
00:19:36,036 --> 00:19:38,866
Wait, do you think
it was my fault?
444
00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:41,179
I actually don't really think
it matters whose fault it is.
445
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,699
I just think,
you know,
it's his weekend
446
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:47,150
and he's probably entitled
to be a little sensitive, right?
447
00:19:47,151 --> 00:19:49,048
So you do think
it's my fault.
448
00:19:49,049 --> 00:19:50,326
No, you're not
listening to me. I'm...
449
00:19:50,327 --> 00:19:52,328
No, I am listening to you.
450
00:19:52,329 --> 00:19:55,434
Yeah, you know,
and I've heard this
my whole life.
451
00:19:55,435 --> 00:19:57,643
This always happens
whenever we get together.
452
00:19:57,644 --> 00:20:00,336
You know,
something goes down,
it's always Jack's fault.
453
00:20:00,337 --> 00:20:03,511
It's always poor, little Bobby
and his big, bad brother Jack.
454
00:20:03,512 --> 00:20:05,548
It's classic.
455
00:20:05,549 --> 00:20:07,653
Well, Jack,
I think you're actually
being a little dramatic.
456
00:20:07,654 --> 00:20:09,483
Now I'm being dramatic. Okay.
457
00:20:09,484 --> 00:20:11,519
Sorry for that.
458
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,971
Look, I really
appreciate you
trying to help,
459
00:20:14,972 --> 00:20:17,042
but you can't change
Newman family history,
you know?
460
00:20:17,043 --> 00:20:18,871
Wait, what are you doing?
461
00:20:18,872 --> 00:20:21,702
I'm removing myself
from the drama.
462
00:20:21,703 --> 00:20:24,256
Wait, come on,
stop packing.
463
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:26,707
P.J., trust me.
464
00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:29,019
Things would be
a lot smoother
if I just leave.
465
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,711
No, but that's
not what I'm saying.
466
00:20:30,712 --> 00:20:32,058
Jack, don't leave.
467
00:20:34,509 --> 00:20:35,717
Tell Bobby good luck.
468
00:20:40,618 --> 00:20:42,343
You see?
469
00:20:42,344 --> 00:20:45,244
This is why you should hook up
with someone you're never
going to see again.
470
00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:50,490
I mean, why do I have
to make things so complicated?
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