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Our high school slogan
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was carpe diem
or "seize the day."
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Which basically means,
answer the door
when opportunity knocks.
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You're not in
your workout clothes.
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What kind of a sadist
teaches a Pilates class
at 9:00 in the morning?
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The kind that
looks like Taye Diggs.
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Get your clothes on,
we're going.
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I can't go.
I didn't go to sleep till,
like, 4:00 in the morning.
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Why? Because of that
stupid bachelor party?
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Come on, get dressed.
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Okay, Stephanie,
I did something last night,
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maybe stupid,
but maybe great.
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I closed the bar
with Jack last night.
And we kissed.
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That is great!
Really?
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Yeah! Which one's Jack?
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Bobby's brother.
It's pretty great, huh?
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No! Stupid.
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You have
a history with Bobby,
and you kissed his brother?
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I mean, how would you feel
if he kissed Andy?
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Confused.
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Bobby could do
so much better
than Andy.
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Well, it was a drunk thing.
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Hopefully nobody remembers
and we can all move on.
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Actually, it wasn't.
I really like him.
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Listen,
you have to
run it by Bobby.
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Brothers tend not to
like this kind of thing.
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Unless they do,
and then that's weird.
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Yeah, but he's going through
all this wedding stuff.
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I mean, he's so busy.
He's so stressed.
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You have to tell him.
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Fine.
I will talk to him.
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Let me go change.
We can probably
still make Pilates.
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No, screw that.
Let's just go have brunch.
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I've been thinking about it
ever since you said Mimosas.
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I didn't say Mimosas.
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You didn't?
Mmm-mmm.
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All right, well,
it's out there now.
Let's go.
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All right.
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There are two
stewardesses at the bar
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who have the night off
and they are
looking for a good time.
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Ah, they wouldn't want
to hang out with me.
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Listen, I was
looking over
the books, and
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our receipts are way
down from last year.
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It'll be fine.
Sports memorabilia
is recession proof.
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People always
need bobbleheads.
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Oh, that's true.
My grandparents hoarded them
during the Depression.
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Mike, relax.
Let's go to the bar
and talk to the ladies.
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No can do.
School night.
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What the hell is going on?
It's like they
switched personalities.
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I don't know. I like it.
I like serious Mike.
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Well, Dr. Brendo here
thinks serious Mike might
be a little depressed. Huh?
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Whatever.
He's so much
quieter.
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You guys,
I was supposed to have
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this seating chart
finished days ago.
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I seriously
need you to send in
your RSVPs, okay?
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We're all going.
Does that count?
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No, it doesn't.
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I mean, we're all
staying at
your dad's ranch.
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I mean, if we're going all
the way to Santa Barbara,
we're going to the wedding.
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Still, I just need you
to take the card
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and mark meat or fish
and put it in the mail.
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I don't have any stamps.
There's a stamp on it.
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Can I have chicken?
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Just do it, please.
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There's a system
in place here, okay?
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The cards go to my mother,
my mother talks to Elsa,
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Elsa talks to her mother.
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Things are translated,
then they're translated back.
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So, no,
you cannot have chicken.
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Hey, dude,
is your friend
John going?
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Yes, he is.
And how do I know?
Because he sent in his card.
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I bet he gets chicken.
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Nobody's getting chicken!
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I was talking to
your friend John
at your bachelor party
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about going into
business together.
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I haven't heard
from him yet
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and I'm starting to think
he's not gonna call.
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It was yesterday.
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Yeah, you're right.
You're right. You're right.
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I'm never gonna
finish this. I'm not.
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Okay, I will help you
with the seating chart, okay?
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Come over and we'll figure
this whole thing out.
Who needs?
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I'll have the fish.
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Why would you say that?
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Sometimes it's an opportunity
to do something you should do,
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but you don't really want to.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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I know we're not
really talking,
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but I really
need to talk to you.
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You know, you were
kind of a jerk to me,
and I'm still kind of mad.
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Sorry.
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Huh?
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Sorry.
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I'm sorry about last night.
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You're probably
not as mad at me
as Meredith is anyway.
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What do you mean?
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We had a huge fight
last night.
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She says I avoid
spending time with her,
and we've drifted apart.
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And something about me
not listening, I guess...
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She kind of has a point.
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I mean, look, you have been
spending a lot
of your free time with Jo.
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I know, but you know
I'd never do anything
to hurt Meredith
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or screw up my marriage.
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Well,
so how did you
leave things?
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She wants us to go
to couples therapy.
Can you believe it?
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Yeah, I actually don't
think it's a bad idea.
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Yeah, Wendy and I
went to couples therapy.
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It was actually
really helpful.
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Was that before or after
she married the British guy?
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I want you guys to know
this is a very courageous
thing you're doing.
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Well, we're here because
we want things
between us to get better.
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So why don't we
dive right in, huh?
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Meredith, tell us
a little bit
about your marriage.
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Well, I just feel like
we've had some trouble
connecting lately.
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Well, you know, it's hard
to make time for romance
in our busy, busy lives.
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I know that's true
for my wife and me.
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I have my patients
and Suzanne has
her candle store.
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And, you know, it's hard
to find that one-on-one time.
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So you know what we do?
No.
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We make sure that
we have dinner out
in a restaurant once a week.
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Huh.
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I think that's
a good idea. I think...
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This week
it was Mia Francesca,
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and it was
absolutely fabulous,
worth every penny.
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And next week it's going
to be very exciting, too,
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because we're
finally going to get
to go to that...
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The... Oh, boy.
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The one on the Near West Side
on Randolph Street.
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You know what it is.
You know...
What is that?
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I don't know.
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Well, my next clients
will know.
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Well, Meredith,
what do you think
about a date night?
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Well, I think that would be
a really interesting...
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One sixtyblue!
I knew it would come to me!
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I knew it was
a number and a color
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and I knew it couldn't be,
you know, 13 Purple,
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because there's no such place,
and you'd never
name a place like that.
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It doesn't even sound good.
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But it's a place
that's owned by Jordan.
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And you know something?
You would love it, Adam.
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Andy.
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Mmm.
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Yes, it is.
And your name is Meredith.
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You know where else
you would love?
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It's that...
You know where Morton's is?
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It's near Morton's.
It's not Morton's.
About three doors away.
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They make
a shepherd's pie there
that is unbelievable.
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I mean, it's like it's
made by real shepherds,
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except you would
think they would use lamb,
because it's shepherd's...
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Yeah. Yes, I have
very old balls.
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Why are you laughing?
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Oh.
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Hilarious.
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Damn kids.
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Hey, there.
Hi.
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I'm looking for
Kenneth Moritorri.
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He's out running
errands right now.
Mexican Freddy, right?
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Well, it's just Freddy.
Thanks.
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Is there something
I can help you with?
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I hear you guys are running
a ticket business
out of this joint. Hmm?
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Congratulations.
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Oh, thanks. Hey,
can I interest you
in a boxing bell?
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That's okay.
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Just tell Kenny
Freddy stopped by.
He'll know what that means.
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2 Out Rally.
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No. Why would my balls
be sweaty?
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No, "Do you have signed balls?
Has someone signed your balls?
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"Is there a large man
signing balls over there?"
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Something like that.
Yeah, work it out.
All right, call me back.
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Okay, so this seating
chart is impossible.
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Look, if I put
the Hornsbys here, right,
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then I have to
put the Nickersons
way over there.
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Why don't you
just put the Hornsbys
here then?
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Um, yeah, P.J.,
I'm gonna put Hornsbys
next to the Nickersons.
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I mean, are you even trying?
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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It's okay.
At least your
bachelor party was fun.
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Yes, it was.
And you know what?
I'm so glad you were there.
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Yeah, me, too.
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You know, funny enough,
I ended up spending some time
with your brother, Jack.
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Did he hit on you?
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Well, um,
I don't know.
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Come on, P.J.
Of course he did.
It's typical Jack.
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Find the prettiest girl
in the bar
and then make his move.
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No. Oh, thank you.
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But no, no, no,
it wasn't
like that at all.
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P.J., my brother
is notorious, okay?
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He's always got
some gorgeous woman
on his arm.
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We never have to
learn their names,
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because they're
not around that long.
You know?
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But I'm sure you
figured all of that out.
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Yeah. Totally.
And it was hilarious.
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Well, apparently,
he's one of the best
therapists in the city,
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but I don't see it.
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So what's the problem?
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He does all the talking.
I said five words
during our last session.
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"Oh, yeah,
I've eaten there, too." Six.
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But Meredith
likes him, I think,
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so I'm stuck
with this jackass.
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But if I hear one more story
about his trip to Peru,
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his bathroom key might
accidentally go missing.
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Here is my RSVP, Bobby.
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Put it in
the mail for me, please?
There's a system, remember?
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But you're right here.
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No, there's a, mmm...
There's a system.
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Please, just don't make me
explain it again.
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Hey, will you
mail this for me?
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Oh, and by the way,
I am changing
my plus one to Beth.
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By the way, I don't care.
It's still just a plus one.
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Oh, my God.
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These are for me?
Yep.
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Okay. Ah.
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Thank you.
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Uh, yeah.
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Who sent you flowers?
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Happy birthday.
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No, Andy.
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Who sent you flowers?
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Work.
Work?
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Yeah, it, uh...
It just says, "Dear P.J.,
thanks for all the work,"
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'cause it's just been
a lot of work.
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Work flowers, huh?
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Don't even
think about it.
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If you weren't supposed
to seize this opportunity,
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then why would
it be so handsome
and send flowers?
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Oh, this is
a beautiful arrangement.
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And a Stanhopea orchid?
You're dealing with a pro.
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Bobby's brother
sent you these?
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Yeah, but you can't
say anything.
Bobby doesn't know.
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You guys, I don't know
what to do about Jack.
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Okay, let's start
with the facts.
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Okay, we had
a great conversation
at the bachelor party...
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Oh, Peej, come on.
Guys will say anything
at a bachelor party.
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I mean, one minute it's,
"Hey, we should go
into business together,"
235
00:10:07,745 --> 00:10:09,366
the next,
they're ignoring
your calls.
236
00:10:09,367 --> 00:10:11,506
Brendo,
we're not talking
about John.
237
00:10:11,507 --> 00:10:12,714
So what's the problem?
238
00:10:12,715 --> 00:10:14,302
The problem is
there are red flags.
239
00:10:14,303 --> 00:10:16,304
One, Bobby says
he's a player.
240
00:10:16,305 --> 00:10:18,237
Which makes Bobby
a player hater.
241
00:10:18,238 --> 00:10:20,204
Don't.
242
00:10:20,205 --> 00:10:22,413
Although, it could be
the younger brother being
jealous of the older brother.
243
00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:24,933
Or Jack could be
a Blaine.
244
00:10:24,934 --> 00:10:26,107
Who's Blaine?
245
00:10:26,108 --> 00:10:28,178
Chapter Nine, Blaine,
246
00:10:28,179 --> 00:10:30,629
the cad, the raconteur,
the love 'em
and leave 'em type.
247
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,320
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
248
00:10:32,321 --> 00:10:34,529
You know,
it's okay to read my book
more than once.
249
00:10:34,530 --> 00:10:36,980
My experience of Jack
is nothing like the way
Bobby describes it.
250
00:10:36,981 --> 00:10:38,533
So I don't know what to do.
251
00:10:38,534 --> 00:10:40,811
Well, you're going to see him
at the wedding, right?
252
00:10:40,812 --> 00:10:42,675
So don't do anything.
Just wait until then.
253
00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:44,504
But shouldn't I thank him
for the flowers?
254
00:10:44,505 --> 00:10:48,474
Just send him a text.
Be gracious,
and noncommittal.
255
00:10:48,475 --> 00:10:50,338
That's a good idea.
256
00:10:50,339 --> 00:10:52,720
Because then I can get
a better sense of him
when I see him face to face.
257
00:10:52,721 --> 00:10:54,445
I like it!
I'm going to send him
a text right now.
258
00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:57,172
We are not
talking about John!
259
00:11:00,383 --> 00:11:03,731
You guys,
the Hendershoots are coming.
The Hendershoots are coming.
260
00:11:03,732 --> 00:11:05,491
By land or by sea?
261
00:11:05,492 --> 00:11:08,045
By plane.
From their vacation home
in Aspen.
262
00:11:08,046 --> 00:11:10,738
All right, dude, relax, okay?
Let's take a time-out.
263
00:11:10,739 --> 00:11:12,636
Let's go to the bar,
let's get you a drink.
264
00:11:12,637 --> 00:11:14,569
We will figure
this all out, okay?
265
00:11:14,570 --> 00:11:16,503
Okay.
266
00:11:18,194 --> 00:11:20,057
Let's go eat.
Good. Mexican or Italian?
267
00:11:20,058 --> 00:11:22,163
Mexican.
268
00:11:22,164 --> 00:11:24,648
Oh, hey, that reminds me.
Mexican Freddy stopped by
the store the other day.
269
00:11:24,649 --> 00:11:28,583
What? Mexican Freddy?
Why didn't you
tell me this before?
270
00:11:28,584 --> 00:11:31,206
I don't know, I forgot.
I didn't think it was
that big of a deal.
271
00:11:31,207 --> 00:11:33,484
Tell me exactly what he said.
272
00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,694
All right,
he asked about
the ticket business.
273
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,179
Uh, then he said,
"Tell Kenny
I stopped by,"
274
00:11:38,180 --> 00:11:40,491
and he said,
"He'll know
what that means."
275
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:41,941
Do you know
what that means?
276
00:11:41,942 --> 00:11:43,149
You're supposed
to know what that means.
277
00:11:43,150 --> 00:11:44,737
It means he came
to shake us down.
278
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,463
We've been operating
without a license.
279
00:11:46,464 --> 00:11:47,706
We have a license.
280
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,363
No, a real license,
okay? From them.
281
00:11:50,364 --> 00:11:51,571
The outfit.
282
00:11:51,572 --> 00:11:53,366
Who?
The mob.
283
00:11:53,367 --> 00:11:57,716
Wait, so the mob wants a cut?
Dude, that is so not fair.
284
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:01,098
Oh, well, there's a newsflash.
The mob's not fair.
285
00:12:01,099 --> 00:12:02,859
We're going to have to
pay them off.
286
00:12:02,860 --> 00:12:05,516
Well, that's just ridiculous.
Our profit
margarine is slim as it is.
287
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,518
Did you just say
"margarine"?
288
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:10,901
Yes, and I kind of thought
you'd be a big enough man
not to mention it.
289
00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:14,284
Honey.
290
00:12:14,285 --> 00:12:18,391
Okay, I want one of you
to start a sentence
about your relationship,
291
00:12:18,392 --> 00:12:20,083
and for the other one
to finish it.
292
00:12:20,084 --> 00:12:23,638
And we will start with Andy.
293
00:12:23,639 --> 00:12:26,952
Okay, I want
a relationship
294
00:12:26,953 --> 00:12:33,475
where I'm free to spend
some time by myself, and...
295
00:12:33,476 --> 00:12:39,136
And I want a relationship
where we can find
hobbies and activities
296
00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:40,759
that we can enjoy together.
297
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,624
You guys are
doing very well.
Keep going.
298
00:12:45,005 --> 00:12:47,213
I want a relationship...
299
00:12:50,631 --> 00:12:53,393
No. Don't stop.
Keep going. Let it flow.
300
00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:58,707
I want
a relationship based...
301
00:13:00,745 --> 00:13:03,574
Based on trust
and understanding.
302
00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:06,268
♪ Trust and understanding
303
00:13:08,511 --> 00:13:12,031
And I want a relationship
that's based on...
304
00:13:12,032 --> 00:13:14,931
♪ Loving and caring
305
00:13:14,932 --> 00:13:17,278
All right, let's bring
this puppy home now, huh?
306
00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:21,282
♪ Marriage is important
'cause that's what people do
307
00:13:21,283 --> 00:13:24,733
♪ You got to
listen to each other
308
00:13:24,734 --> 00:13:29,669
♪ And make it work
for you, you, you
309
00:13:29,670 --> 00:13:32,258
That's a tricky chord.
I'll get it by next week.
310
00:13:32,259 --> 00:13:35,883
♪ Working on our troubles,
yeah, day by day
311
00:13:35,884 --> 00:13:38,093
And you go, "Hey, hey, hey."
312
00:13:39,232 --> 00:13:40,820
Think Shirelles.
313
00:13:41,682 --> 00:13:45,307
♪ Hey, hey, hey
314
00:13:49,898 --> 00:13:54,039
Look, Meredith, I have
to be honest with you
about something.
315
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:57,491
This therapy isn't
working for me anymore.
316
00:13:57,975 --> 00:13:59,285
What?
317
00:13:59,286 --> 00:14:03,531
I'm sorry.
I just hate Dr. Clayton.
318
00:14:03,532 --> 00:14:05,567
You do?
319
00:14:05,568 --> 00:14:08,606
Yeah. I want to
smash his head in
with that stupid guitar.
320
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,229
It's okay.
321
00:14:13,162 --> 00:14:14,956
Me, too.
Really?
322
00:14:14,957 --> 00:14:17,959
Yes. I spent
the entire session
planning his murder.
323
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:21,583
I'm so glad to
hear you say that.
I would totally help you.
324
00:14:21,584 --> 00:14:23,482
I can't believe
you hate him, too.
325
00:14:23,483 --> 00:14:25,311
Why didn't you say
something before?
326
00:14:25,312 --> 00:14:27,313
I didn't want you
to think I wasn't on board.
327
00:14:27,314 --> 00:14:30,109
Oh, I know you're
on board. I just...
328
00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:33,492
I just feel stupid
for dragging you
to that quack.
329
00:14:33,493 --> 00:14:35,701
God, he won't shut
up about himself.
I know.
330
00:14:35,702 --> 00:14:37,047
I can't take it anymore.
331
00:14:37,048 --> 00:14:39,325
Yeah, I don't care
about his wheat allergies.
332
00:14:39,326 --> 00:14:41,327
Or his daughter
at Cornell
333
00:14:41,328 --> 00:14:42,950
and her a cappella group.
And her a cappella group.
334
00:14:42,951 --> 00:14:45,676
And when he
called you Mer-Mer,
335
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,644
I wanted to
punch him in the face.
336
00:14:47,645 --> 00:14:48,957
Me, too.
337
00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:51,925
Oh, Mer-Mer.
338
00:14:53,962 --> 00:14:55,066
Adam.
339
00:15:04,662 --> 00:15:06,421
I don't know why
they call Pretty Woman
a chick flick.
340
00:15:06,422 --> 00:15:07,491
There's so much
good stuff.
341
00:15:07,492 --> 00:15:08,561
Mmm-hmm.
342
00:15:09,770 --> 00:15:11,047
Oh, maybe that's John.
343
00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:12,220
Dude, it's my phone.
344
00:15:12,221 --> 00:15:13,567
Aw, man.
345
00:15:14,361 --> 00:15:15,948
Hello?
346
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,053
Hey, Jack.
347
00:15:17,054 --> 00:15:18,468
It's Jack.
348
00:15:18,469 --> 00:15:21,126
I heard. Stay calm.
Stick with the plan.
349
00:15:21,127 --> 00:15:24,578
Uh, I'm good.
Yeah, no, it's good
talking to you, too.
350
00:15:25,683 --> 00:15:27,270
Really?
351
00:15:27,271 --> 00:15:29,030
He wants to see me.
352
00:15:29,031 --> 00:15:29,651
Ask him if he's
talked to John.
353
00:15:29,652 --> 00:15:31,481
Brendo!
354
00:15:31,482 --> 00:15:33,241
All right, all right.
TiVo the end of this
for me, though.
355
00:15:33,242 --> 00:15:37,142
Yeah, no, I mean,
a Yankees-Red Sox
game is always...
356
00:15:37,143 --> 00:15:40,697
Oh, wow,
you have your own luxury box.
That must be nice.
357
00:15:40,698 --> 00:15:43,113
Gracious, noncommittal.
358
00:15:43,114 --> 00:15:47,739
Yeah, I would love to,
but, um, I live in Chicago.
359
00:15:49,879 --> 00:15:51,811
Oh.
What does he want?
360
00:15:51,812 --> 00:15:54,538
He wants to
fly me to New York
on his private plane.
361
00:15:54,539 --> 00:15:55,816
Do it.
362
00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:02,443
Peej, you have to go!
363
00:16:02,444 --> 00:16:04,514
What happened to being
gracious and noncommittal?
364
00:16:04,515 --> 00:16:06,516
That was before I knew
he had a private plane.
365
00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:09,208
Finally,
one of the Newman brothers
knows how to spend his money.
366
00:16:09,209 --> 00:16:12,384
What about all the red flags?
I mean, the things
that Bobby said?
367
00:16:12,385 --> 00:16:14,144
What about the fact
that he's a Blaine?
368
00:16:14,145 --> 00:16:16,422
Blaine didn't
have a plane.
369
00:16:16,423 --> 00:16:19,598
I don't know, Peej.
Suddenly, the guru in
me is saying
370
00:16:19,599 --> 00:16:21,634
this is romantic,
this is fun.
Mmm.
371
00:16:21,635 --> 00:16:23,982
How often do you get to
be swept off your feet?
372
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:27,192
God, it's been a... Never.
373
00:16:27,193 --> 00:16:28,469
Exactly! Go!
374
00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:30,333
I mean, it is just
for an evening, right?
375
00:16:30,334 --> 00:16:31,644
He did say
he was going to fly me
back right after the game.
376
00:16:31,645 --> 00:16:32,749
Go!
377
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,785
Although, if it goes badly,
378
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,304
it's going to make
the whole wedding weekend
really awkward.
379
00:16:36,305 --> 00:16:38,858
How bad could it go?
It's just a baseball game.
380
00:16:38,859 --> 00:16:41,379
Okay, okay.
381
00:16:42,691 --> 00:16:44,623
I'm gonna go.
382
00:16:44,624 --> 00:16:45,901
This is exciting.
383
00:16:47,385 --> 00:16:48,730
Dude, there's Mexican Freddy.
384
00:16:48,731 --> 00:16:50,837
Okay, let me handle this.
385
00:16:54,254 --> 00:16:55,806
Kenny Moritorri.
386
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:57,222
Freddy.
387
00:16:57,223 --> 00:16:59,086
It's a nice place
you got here.
388
00:16:59,087 --> 00:17:03,090
What? You start
selling concert tickets
and you don't call me?
389
00:17:05,162 --> 00:17:06,817
I thought we were friends.
390
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:10,097
Let's cut the chitchat.
I think we know
why you're here.
391
00:17:10,098 --> 00:17:13,411
Just consider this
a token of our friendship.
392
00:17:15,965 --> 00:17:17,483
What are you doing?
I can't let you
do this, Kenny.
393
00:17:17,484 --> 00:17:18,795
Let go.
Kenny, no.
394
00:17:18,796 --> 00:17:19,899
Let go.
No, Kenny.
395
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,004
What are you doing?
396
00:17:21,005 --> 00:17:23,144
No! I can't...
I can't do it.
397
00:17:23,145 --> 00:17:25,560
Okay, I've had
a really crappy year.
398
00:17:25,561 --> 00:17:27,976
I haven't had a date
in six months, the business
has been struggling.
399
00:17:27,977 --> 00:17:29,771
And I'll be damned
if I'm going to let him
come in here
400
00:17:29,772 --> 00:17:30,910
and take a piece of this.
401
00:17:30,911 --> 00:17:32,291
What's going on here?
402
00:17:32,292 --> 00:17:35,122
What's going on here,
Mexican Freddy,
403
00:17:35,123 --> 00:17:39,230
is that we're not
going to pay you off.
404
00:17:48,757 --> 00:17:50,758
You guys really
think I'm here
to shake you down?
405
00:17:50,759 --> 00:17:53,140
We understand it's the price
of doing business in Chicago.
406
00:17:53,141 --> 00:17:56,384
Relax. I'm just here
for James Taylor tickets.
407
00:17:56,385 --> 00:17:57,558
James Taylor?
408
00:17:57,559 --> 00:17:59,077
It's a really hard ticket.
409
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,251
You know I've always
loved Sweet Baby James.
410
00:18:01,252 --> 00:18:02,666
You're not here
to shake us down?
411
00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:05,945
This isn't even
our territory.
It belongs to the Russians.
412
00:18:05,946 --> 00:18:07,740
It's them you
gotta worry about.
413
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:13,299
I'm serious.
414
00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:20,477
What if we move
the black sheep cousin
with the arrest record here
415
00:18:20,478 --> 00:18:23,687
and then we move
the Hendershoots here?
416
00:18:23,688 --> 00:18:25,137
I can't believe it.
That works.
417
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,174
P.J., that works!
You're a genius!
418
00:18:27,175 --> 00:18:29,762
We're finally done!
Come here!
Yay!
419
00:18:29,763 --> 00:18:31,247
Actually, one more change.
420
00:18:31,248 --> 00:18:32,938
What? No,
no more changes!
No...
421
00:18:32,939 --> 00:18:34,250
Didn't you just hear?
We're done!
422
00:18:34,251 --> 00:18:36,010
I'm going solo.
423
00:18:36,011 --> 00:18:38,185
I've decided
I don't want to be
tied down to either girl.
424
00:18:38,186 --> 00:18:40,048
I'm going to keep
my options open.
425
00:18:40,049 --> 00:18:43,432
Well, you just did
both women a huge favor.
426
00:18:45,296 --> 00:18:47,435
Hey, you look good.
Did you get a hair cut?
427
00:18:47,436 --> 00:18:49,955
Nope.
But I dipped myself
in handsome sauce.
428
00:18:49,956 --> 00:18:51,198
Bloop!
429
00:18:51,199 --> 00:18:53,993
He's back!
Where have you been?
430
00:18:53,994 --> 00:18:55,857
I don't know.
But it was sad and scary.
431
00:18:55,858 --> 00:18:56,962
This guy saved
the business today.
432
00:18:56,963 --> 00:18:58,170
Oh, come on, man.
433
00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:00,517
No, I'm serious.
He stood up to a made man.
434
00:19:00,518 --> 00:19:02,485
Not many men have done that
and lived to tell the tale.
435
00:19:02,486 --> 00:19:04,832
You, my friend,
have brass balls.
436
00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:07,006
Brass balls?
437
00:19:07,007 --> 00:19:08,318
So, what are
you guys doing?
438
00:19:08,319 --> 00:19:10,596
We just finished
the seating chart.
Finally.
439
00:19:10,597 --> 00:19:12,460
Why is there
a question mark
next to Jack?
440
00:19:12,461 --> 00:19:13,979
He's not
bringing anyone,
is he?
441
00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:16,119
Oh, I'm sure
he'll bring someone.
442
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:18,259
Someone he meets,
you know, wherever.
443
00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:21,055
And then he'll
offer to fly her in
on his private plane,
444
00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:23,231
blah, blah, blah.
The usual.
445
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:27,165
So, Jack's a player, too?
446
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:31,272
Um, yeah,
but on a slightly
different level.
447
00:19:31,273 --> 00:19:33,999
Looks like Jack'll
have a little competition
at the wedding.
448
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,828
No, he won't.
449
00:19:35,829 --> 00:19:40,039
Okay, why am I not drinking?
It's a school night, people.
Shots?
450
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,870
I'm in.
I like it.
451
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,355
I can't go to New York.
452
00:19:45,356 --> 00:19:47,737
Look, I know that
didn't sound great,
453
00:19:47,738 --> 00:19:49,428
but I'm sure it'll
be different with you.
454
00:19:49,429 --> 00:19:53,398
No, no.
There are so many
red flags. Come on.
455
00:19:53,399 --> 00:19:56,194
I mean, it could be fun,
but no, no, no.
456
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,230
I'll wait to see him
face to face at the wedding.
457
00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:01,060
Yeah, yeah.
You're right.
458
00:20:01,061 --> 00:20:03,788
You wouldn't mind
if I went, would you?
459
00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:07,343
Hey, the stews are back.
460
00:20:07,344 --> 00:20:08,965
I wonder what
airline they work for.
461
00:20:08,966 --> 00:20:10,484
Tonight they're
flying Air Mike.
462
00:20:10,485 --> 00:20:11,933
Probably in town
for a layover.
463
00:20:11,934 --> 00:20:13,176
And if we play
our cards right,
464
00:20:13,177 --> 00:20:14,419
we might get
to handle their bags.
465
00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:15,800
Right.
466
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:21,565
Cheers, buddy.
He's back.
467
00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:26,845
Hey. Check it out!
I got a text from John.
468
00:20:26,846 --> 00:20:28,122
Oh, yeah? What's it say?
469
00:20:28,123 --> 00:20:30,020
"Can't wait to
talk at the wedding."
470
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,574
Are you gonna
call him back?
471
00:20:31,575 --> 00:20:33,472
Come on, P.J.,
if there's anything
I've learned from you,
472
00:20:33,473 --> 00:20:34,715
it's that I don't
want to be that girl.
473
00:20:34,716 --> 00:20:36,579
You already
called him, didn't you?
474
00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:38,512
Yeah. I left, like,
three messages.
475
00:20:43,103 --> 00:20:47,315
So sometimes
opportunity knocks
and it's just not the right...
476
00:20:49,006 --> 00:20:52,353
Well, if you're
not going to come to me,
I had to come to you.
477
00:20:52,354 --> 00:20:56,565
Huh! Yeah. What was I saying
about opportunity knocking?
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