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Okay, what was that,
like, two minutes?
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Eighteen seconds.
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Okay. Let's take a break.
Next time we'll get up to 30.
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Hey.
Did you guys get this e-mail
about Bobby's bachelor party?
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Yes!
Yeah!
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It's gonna be sick.
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Yeah, it is!
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I didn't get an e-mail.
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Did anybody else notice
how much this thing's
gonna cost?
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Hello? No e-mail!
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That's because
it's a bachelor party.
No girls are allowed.
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Did you notice
the word "bachelor"
right in the name?
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No, but that's not fair.
No girls. End of story.
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P.J., I don't even know
if I can go, all right?
I'm broke.
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I mean, I can't afford it.
I can either drink or eat.
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And, come on,
I mean, we all know what
I'm gonna choose here.
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Hey, if you don't eat,
you're gonna
get really drunk.
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My hand has been forced.
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Stupid bachelor party.
It's such a dumb,
sexist ritual.
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I want to go so bad.
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Hey, Bobby,
I'm your friend, right?
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Um... Pretty sure.
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Then why am I not celebrating
the end of your bachelorhood?
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I have nothing
to do with that.
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My buddy John
is planning
the whole thing.
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No. Why does John
want me to go broke?
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Why does John
hate girls?
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I wonder how long
John can hold his breath.
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Look, no girls allowed.
That's the rules.
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Why are you so
in my face about this?
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'Cause chicks have been
ignoring me recently.
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So, I decided it's
time to turn the tables.
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So if they don't want
to be around me,
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I don't want
to be around them.
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Wow. You showed them.
Yeah.
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Besides, you know what?
It's a rite of passage
for guys.
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Okay. Look,
I understand that this
"rite of passage" stuff
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applies to other guys.
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I get it.
But it doesn't apply to us.
I mean, we are different.
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Yeah, but the whole
reason to have
a bachelor party
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is for male camaraderie.
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Male bonding.
If there's a woman there,
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it becomes a competition
for the hot, single girl.
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You think I'm hot?
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Listen, I know it's unfair,
but the truth is,
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I would love it if you
went to Elsa's shower.
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Elsa's shower.
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Oh! Come on!
I hate lady parties.
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Listen, I know it sucks.
I know, but please go.
Please.
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Elsa doesn't want
to get stuck at this thing
with all my mom's friends.
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Especially Mrs. Shapiro,
who keeps winking at her
and telling her
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how magical
the wedding night
is gonna be.
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Mrs. Shapiro isn't lying.
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Come on, please.
Elsa needs you there
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and I would
really appreciate it.
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Ugh. I hate being
the bigger person.
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Thank you.
Thank you so much.
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Oh! And Elsa wanted
to invite Stephanie
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because she really loved
You're a Great Guy, But...
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Did I tell you guys
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that the Swedish translation
is "You're a reliable lover,
however..."?
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I thought that was funny.
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Fine, fine.
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Bobby,
this bachelor party,
it seems a little low-key.
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You think John might
want some planning help?
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I mean, I don't like
to brag, but I have been
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called the king of
bachelor parties.
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By who?
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By people who decide
these kinds of things.
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Yeah. Sure, Kenny.
Thank you.
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You got it.
Fellows, everybody's
gonna have a kick-ass night.
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Kick-ass night!
Save it.
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Oh, hey. Hey, buddy.
Hey, man.
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How's it going?
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You guys remember
my buddy John, right?
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Yeah.
John, what's up?
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And this is my brother, Jack.
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Hey.
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Your brother Jack?
Jack and Bobby?
Really?
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Yeah. Total accident.
Our parents are
lifelong Republicans.
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Hated the Kennedys.
Yeah.
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So, you excited
about your big night?
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Hell, yeah.
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I mean, I'm not
as excited as Mike,
but who is?
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Nobody.
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So, any last-minute
requests?
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I don't know.
I don't know, man.
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I mean, I guess
I never actually thought
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I'd be having
a bachelor party,
you know.
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It's not really my style.
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Hasn't even started yet
and I've witnessed,
like, three high-fives.
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Suzi Quatro.
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Come on! Give it up!
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Hey, John.
Hey.
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Why am I not
invited to the party?
What are you so afraid of?
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Um...
Right now,
you, kind of.
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Bobby, I needed to
talk to you somewhere.
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Yeah. Let's do it.
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You guys talking plans?
I should probably
be in on this.
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What's the matter?
Not invited?
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No girls allowed, apparently.
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Yeah. Well, we're trying
to keep cooties
out of our tree-house.
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It's so stupid.
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It is. You're right.
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You know,
I'm not going either.
In protest.
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Well, you have to go.
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You're Bobby's brother.
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Okay, I'll go.
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But I'm not
gonna have fun.
In protest.
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What?
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See, that's why
you're not going.
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There's no flirting allowed
at bachelor parties!
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It's about dudes being dudes!
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Ouch!
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Dude.
Dude.
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Hey. You guys made it.
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Great place.
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Yeah, very fancy.
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Right?
Nothing but the best
for Bobby, right?
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Tonight, we blow it out.
Money's no object!
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You guys have fun.
Drinks. Food.
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Rich douche!
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Whoa, easy, man.
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Just try to enjoy the night.
This is all about
male bonding.
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Look at all the dudes!
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Hey, what's going on?
Whoo!
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There are a lot of dudes.
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Please stop saying "dudes."
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Loosen up, dude.
This is a celebration.
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I've got a house
full of females.
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I could use
a good old-fashioned
guy hang.
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You know, eat some cow,
drink some brown liquor,
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let the dogs out.
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I don't even know
what that means.
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Ooh. Food, dude.
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Hey, can I get a beer?
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Oh, can you make it five?
Thanks, man.
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That'll be $40.
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Well,
I guess I don't
need to eat.
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So, how long
you known Bobby?
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Uh...
Few years.
Good guy.
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Yeah, he's okay,
far as little brothers go.
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Yeah.
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And P.J.?
She's your friend, right?
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Yeah. Sure.
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What's her deal?
She single?
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No way, man.
Not tonight.
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Dude, no chicks allowed.
No thinking about chicks.
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No looking at chicks.
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Yeah. I know.
I was just asking...
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Don't.
Uh... No... No...
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Hey.
Hey.
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I brought the funniest thing
for Bobby to wear.
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It's to remind him
it's his last night
of freedom
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before he has to wear
the old ball and chain.
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I don't know, man.
It's kind of subtle.
You think he'll get it?
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Hey, guys.
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Man, this is
exactly what I wanted.
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Just a nice
dinner with friends.
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You know,
I'm so glad this isn't
one of those parties
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where everybody acts
like getting married
is the end of the world.
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Yeah, totally.
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Here.
I've got one at home.
Thanks.
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Speaking of dumb,
sexist rituals...
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Oh! Oh...
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Fantastic.
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Oh, my God.
I've gotta get out of here.
They're applauding a pan.
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It's got a copper core.
It's just...
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I love it. Thank you.
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Oh, God. There's no
liquor in this punch.
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Shh.
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Excuse me, are you
Stephanie Layne?
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Yes, I am.
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I loved your book.
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It really helped me
realize how toxic
my relationship was.
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Oh! Thank you.
Thank you very much.
I'm happy it helped.
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She wrote You're
a Great Guy, But...
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You did?
What a wonderful read.
My Ronald is a real Lenny.
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But we're trying
to work through it.
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Oh. Well, I'm just so glad
that you both enjoyed it.
I love it here.
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Strainers,
and in three
different sizes.
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Strainers.
Strainers.
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I've got to start
carrying a flask.
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Hey, is everybody cool
just splitting this 12 ways?
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Yeah, it's fine.
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No, dude. Not cool.
I didn't eat anything.
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Yeah. I'll tell him.
Hey, I think your
count's off by one.
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Oh.
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You're right.
I'm sorry.
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It's Bobby's big night.
He shouldn't have to pay.
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Obviously, come on.
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Douche!
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Here's a must
for any bachelor party.
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Cubans?
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That's why I'm
known as the king.
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You're an idiot.
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And that's when
I realized that I had
never been built up
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in a relationship.
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Only torn down.
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What a nice story
to tell at
my wedding shower.
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Oh, no, no, no. No.
None of this
applies to Bobby.
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Bobby's a catch.
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Ronald isn't a catch,
but at least
I don't hate him anymore.
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You're welcome.
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I'm sorry,
can I just borrow
Stephanie for one sec?
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See you.
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I'll be right back. Okay.
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Yeah.
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So great.
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Time to go.
What are you
talking about?
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I am so popular here.
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I am losing my mind.
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I'm leaving.
Please come with me.
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Where?
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Crowley's.
No.
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No. No way.
I'm not leaving all of
this to go to Crowley's.
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Will you sign my napkin?
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Oh, yes. Sure. Sure.
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Here you go,
"Stephanie Layne."
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Okay?
Oh... Thank you.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Okay. I know a place
that just opened.
It's fancy, it's hip,
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and I will buy all
of your drinks.
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No.
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And some new shoes.
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We have to go.
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Oh, no!
No!
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Way to go, Groucho.
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Hey, if their cheap
smoke alarms can't handle
a good Cuban cigar,
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I don't want to be in there.
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Well, I do.
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Where are we
gonna drink now?
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Crowley's?
Cheap, close to home, cheap.
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Guys,
it's Bobby's bachelor party.
Let's go someplace special.
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We're all dressed up.
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Is that what you're doing
with the cowboy boots?
Dressing up?
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All right, look,
there's a new place,
a few blocks from here.
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I think you
guys will love it.
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- Is there a dress code?
- No.
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Good, then your boots
won't be a problem.
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Here's your $16
glass of wine.
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I hate it here.
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No one recognizes me.
244
00:09:52,419 --> 00:09:56,733
No way. No.
You will not
ruin our night.
245
00:09:56,734 --> 00:09:58,805
Those guys recognize you.
246
00:10:01,048 --> 00:10:02,808
What happened to
"no girls allowed"?
247
00:10:02,809 --> 00:10:05,120
No. This was
a total accident, I swear.
248
00:10:05,121 --> 00:10:07,330
Well, best accident
all night.
249
00:10:13,716 --> 00:10:15,475
So,
how did you guys
end up here?
250
00:10:15,476 --> 00:10:18,444
Well,
Kenny almost burned down
the last place we were at.
251
00:10:18,445 --> 00:10:20,239
So, Mike said that
he knew a spot...
252
00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,344
What are you doing?
Don't talk to them.
253
00:10:22,345 --> 00:10:26,003
But they're our friends.
And I like them.
254
00:10:26,004 --> 00:10:28,143
No girls, remember?
We're bachelors tonight.
Right, Andy?
255
00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,043
Dude, don't answer that!
You and I are the glue
256
00:10:31,044 --> 00:10:32,734
holding this
bachelor party together!
257
00:10:32,735 --> 00:10:34,633
It might be a stripper.
Ooh, nice!
258
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,912
Hello? What's wrong?
259
00:10:37,913 --> 00:10:40,604
I know you.
I can tell you're upset.
260
00:10:40,605 --> 00:10:42,158
Hey, we don't need
a stripper with issues.
261
00:10:44,402 --> 00:10:46,506
Hey, can I have
a scotch rocks?
262
00:10:46,507 --> 00:10:48,647
Oh, and get this guy
whatever he wants.
263
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,649
I think I owe him
a drink or two
from earlier.
264
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:54,100
Oh, thanks, man. Yeah,
I'll take a scotch, too.
265
00:10:54,101 --> 00:10:55,757
So, you having fun?
266
00:10:55,758 --> 00:10:58,001
Oh, yeah. Totally.
267
00:10:58,002 --> 00:11:00,072
Me neither.
268
00:11:00,073 --> 00:11:03,834
You know, that Mike guy
seems to be pushing
the dude angle a little hard.
269
00:11:03,835 --> 00:11:05,629
Like, we're not
gonna high-five.
270
00:11:05,630 --> 00:11:08,425
And I don't want to
"bring it in, brosef."
271
00:11:08,426 --> 00:11:11,601
And I certainly don't want to
"give you chili."
Like, we're grown people.
272
00:11:13,638 --> 00:11:16,744
Hey, didn't this place
used to be
the old Bachman's?
273
00:11:16,745 --> 00:11:18,090
Yes. Bachman's.
Yeah!
274
00:11:18,091 --> 00:11:20,264
Now that was a bar.
That place was awesome.
275
00:11:20,265 --> 00:11:23,129
Yeah. I used to DJ there
on the weekends.
There and the old Neon.
276
00:11:23,130 --> 00:11:24,337
Remember that place?
277
00:11:24,338 --> 00:11:25,994
Remember?
I just bought that place.
278
00:11:25,995 --> 00:11:28,065
No way!
Yeah, we're
remodeling right now.
279
00:11:28,066 --> 00:11:32,173
Hey, don't tell anybody,
but I have absolutely no idea
how to run a club.
280
00:11:32,174 --> 00:11:33,864
Dude, it runs itself.
281
00:11:33,865 --> 00:11:35,590
I mean, first of all,
you can easily
make that place
282
00:11:35,591 --> 00:11:36,867
the best music venue
in the city.
283
00:11:36,868 --> 00:11:39,732
Yeah. Easily. Yeah.
Yeah.
284
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,872
Uh... How?
All right.
285
00:11:41,873 --> 00:11:43,632
First of all,
you gotta keep
the name, okay?
286
00:11:43,633 --> 00:11:46,014
And there are so many
great bands in Chicago
right now. I mean...
287
00:11:46,015 --> 00:11:48,499
Hey, guys.
I just got a round of
SoCo and lime shots.
288
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,122
Come on, bring it, dudes!
289
00:11:52,677 --> 00:11:54,920
Thing is, he makes
me a little sad.
Yeah.
290
00:11:54,921 --> 00:11:56,060
You know?
Yeah.
291
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,925
All right.
292
00:11:59,926 --> 00:12:04,377
Here's to the future
ex-Mrs. Bobby Newman.
293
00:12:04,378 --> 00:12:07,726
No. Come on.
You guys are gonna
be together forever,
294
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,211
or at least
until she's legal.
Yes! Come on!
295
00:12:12,490 --> 00:12:15,112
All right.
I'm kidding. I love her.
You know I love her.
296
00:12:15,113 --> 00:12:16,838
No. I mean,
I really love her
297
00:12:16,839 --> 00:12:21,118
and when she dumps you,
I'm swooping in. Come on!
298
00:12:21,119 --> 00:12:23,776
You know I'm totally
happy for you, right, bro?
299
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,709
Somebody step in, save me.
Help me out.
300
00:12:25,710 --> 00:12:28,747
I will, I will.
Thanks you, guys,
for an awesome night
301
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:32,889
and here's to
no strippers! Hey!
302
00:12:32,890 --> 00:12:35,650
Why did you make me
leave that shower?
People fawned over me there.
303
00:12:35,651 --> 00:12:39,688
Come on. Look at
all the cute guys here.
Especially Bobby's brother.
304
00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:43,554
Yeah, yeah,
I know. He is cute,
but I just wanna go home.
305
00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:45,280
No!
Yeah.
306
00:12:45,281 --> 00:12:48,283
You're leaving?
But I just got here.
307
00:12:48,284 --> 00:12:51,735
No, I was kidding.
She's the one that's leaving.
308
00:12:51,736 --> 00:12:57,190
I'm not gonna
wait another minute
for service in this place.
309
00:12:59,502 --> 00:13:01,710
Yeah. Well, well.
310
00:13:03,437 --> 00:13:04,679
You having fun?
Yeah!
311
00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,854
Good. Good.
Great time. Great time.
312
00:13:06,855 --> 00:13:09,857
So, tell me all
about the shower.
313
00:13:09,858 --> 00:13:12,514
Seriously?
Not really.
314
00:13:12,515 --> 00:13:13,792
Thanks again
for going, though.
315
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,346
I know it meant
a lot to Elsa.
And to me.
316
00:13:16,347 --> 00:13:19,763
Oh, yeah.
It actually wasn't that bad.
It was kind of fun.
317
00:13:19,764 --> 00:13:20,833
Seriously?
318
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:21,904
Not really.
319
00:13:22,871 --> 00:13:23,905
Can I?
Thanks.
320
00:13:23,906 --> 00:13:25,700
Thanks.
321
00:13:25,701 --> 00:13:29,359
You know, I can't tell you
how much I appreciate
all the wedding help.
322
00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:31,533
I couldn't do it
without you, so...
323
00:13:31,534 --> 00:13:34,468
Aw...
You are so welcome.
324
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:39,921
So, you nervous about,
you know, getting married?
325
00:13:39,922 --> 00:13:42,406
You know, I'm really not.
I know I should be
326
00:13:42,407 --> 00:13:46,445
with the whole
life-changing decision
and all.
327
00:13:46,446 --> 00:13:50,518
It all just feels right,
you know.
I feel pretty lucky.
328
00:13:50,519 --> 00:13:51,622
It's been a crazy year.
329
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:52,796
Hasn't it?
330
00:13:52,797 --> 00:13:54,591
It has been like
this whirlwind.
331
00:13:54,592 --> 00:13:56,973
I mean,
you and Elsa
fall in love,
332
00:13:56,974 --> 00:13:59,251
and then Stephanie
writes this huge book.
333
00:13:59,252 --> 00:14:01,046
I mean, she's, like,
famous now,
334
00:14:01,047 --> 00:14:04,532
and just a few months
ago we were in Italy
335
00:14:04,533 --> 00:14:06,293
and I thought that
you and I might...
336
00:14:07,777 --> 00:14:09,814
God, what a crazy year.
337
00:14:11,264 --> 00:14:13,541
Wait, might what?
338
00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:15,855
What? Uh... Nothing.
339
00:14:17,304 --> 00:14:18,339
Come on, just tell me.
340
00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:20,479
No. Seriously,
it was nothing.
341
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:25,104
Okay, well, if it's nothing,
then just say it.
Come on, say it!
342
00:14:25,105 --> 00:14:27,589
If you don't say it, I'm just
gonna sit here and say,
"Come on, say it,"
343
00:14:27,590 --> 00:14:31,560
until you say it.
So, you know,
come on, say it!
344
00:14:32,319 --> 00:14:33,423
Okay.
345
00:14:34,804 --> 00:14:36,633
Okay. Well,
it's just that
it's, like...
346
00:14:36,634 --> 00:14:38,186
It's totally
water under the bridge.
347
00:14:38,187 --> 00:14:41,362
I mean, it's, like,
in the past and it's...
Like, it's funny.
348
00:14:41,363 --> 00:14:42,640
Um...
349
00:14:44,228 --> 00:14:49,784
I invited you to Italy
'cause I kind of
had feelings for you.
350
00:14:49,785 --> 00:14:51,787
Isn't that hilarious?
351
00:14:52,408 --> 00:14:53,512
What?
352
00:14:53,513 --> 00:14:55,722
Yeah, I know.
It's so hilarious!
353
00:14:57,275 --> 00:14:58,621
Is that Jo?
354
00:15:00,313 --> 00:15:01,382
What?
355
00:15:01,383 --> 00:15:03,832
Jo. Hey, come here.
356
00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:05,904
Hi.
357
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,044
What the hell is Andy doing?
Hang on, just hold
my purse, okay?
358
00:15:08,045 --> 00:15:11,186
Wait! What?
359
00:15:17,226 --> 00:15:19,227
What is she doing here?
360
00:15:19,228 --> 00:15:22,334
Jo, you remember Mike
from the setup dinner
that went nowhere?
361
00:15:22,335 --> 00:15:25,578
Oh, right.
We had no chemistry at all.
How are you?
362
00:15:25,579 --> 00:15:26,994
Fine. Thank you.
363
00:15:26,995 --> 00:15:30,652
We agreed, no women allowed.
Just dudes. She has to go.
364
00:15:30,653 --> 00:15:33,724
The dude portion of
the evening has ended,
365
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,899
and now I'm gonna hang out
with my friend Jo.
366
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:37,521
Hey, Jo. How are you?
367
00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:40,007
Kicking myself
for not dating
this guy.
368
00:15:40,008 --> 00:15:41,456
All right.
Can I borrow Andy
for a sec?
369
00:15:41,457 --> 00:15:42,871
Oh, sure.
Thank you.
370
00:15:42,872 --> 00:15:46,668
Oh, man. This is crap.
You girls are everywhere.
371
00:15:46,669 --> 00:15:48,670
No offense.
No, no.
372
00:15:48,671 --> 00:15:51,950
How could your insisting
I leave be offensive?
Nice boots.
373
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,986
Thank you.
I was being sarcastic.
374
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:56,299
No, you weren't.
375
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:58,991
Andy, what is she
doing here?
376
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:02,339
She had a really bad date
and she called me.
377
00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:05,101
At midnight?
And you invited her here?
378
00:16:05,102 --> 00:16:06,861
What was I
supposed to do?
379
00:16:06,862 --> 00:16:08,552
Tell her you're
at your friend's
bachelor party.
380
00:16:08,553 --> 00:16:10,244
Or better yet,
tell her you're married.
381
00:16:10,245 --> 00:16:11,866
She knows I'm married.
382
00:16:11,867 --> 00:16:13,074
Yeah, and yet...
383
00:16:13,075 --> 00:16:14,627
We work together.
384
00:16:14,628 --> 00:16:16,940
How about this,
we're friends.
385
00:16:16,941 --> 00:16:20,633
And she likes you.
And she's calling you
late at night.
386
00:16:20,634 --> 00:16:21,738
So what?
387
00:16:21,739 --> 00:16:23,602
So, if there was
a guy who liked me,
388
00:16:23,603 --> 00:16:25,086
who is calling me
at all hours,
389
00:16:25,087 --> 00:16:27,468
you know exactly
what the guys
would call that.
390
00:16:27,469 --> 00:16:28,883
Being a supportive friend?
391
00:16:28,884 --> 00:16:30,540
A booty call.
392
00:16:30,541 --> 00:16:31,886
What?
393
00:16:31,887 --> 00:16:32,956
Please don't make me
say it again.
394
00:16:32,957 --> 00:16:35,338
Stop it.
It's not like that,
all right?
395
00:16:35,339 --> 00:16:37,443
Andy, you have
a pregnant wife at home.
396
00:16:37,444 --> 00:16:39,480
Why do you think I'm here?
397
00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:40,826
Wow!
398
00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:42,966
God!
What is happening to you?
399
00:16:42,967 --> 00:16:44,485
First, you take
this big fancy job
400
00:16:44,486 --> 00:16:46,280
and you forget everything
that you stand for.
401
00:16:46,281 --> 00:16:48,385
And now what?
Are you gonna
cheat on Meredith?
402
00:16:48,386 --> 00:16:49,904
I would never
cheat on Meredith.
403
00:16:49,905 --> 00:16:51,423
I can't believe
you'd accuse me
of something like that.
404
00:16:51,424 --> 00:16:52,596
I can't believe it either.
What're you doing?
405
00:16:52,597 --> 00:16:53,770
What?
406
00:16:53,771 --> 00:16:55,910
Hey, Andy,
I'm just going to go.
407
00:16:55,911 --> 00:16:58,671
No, no, no, wait.
Uh... I'll go with you.
408
00:16:58,672 --> 00:16:59,810
Okay. Bye.
409
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,572
We're done talking.
410
00:17:04,195 --> 00:17:05,506
But you're looking.
411
00:17:06,646 --> 00:17:08,336
Hey, kids.
Go away.
412
00:17:08,337 --> 00:17:10,614
I'm Mike.
Warren.
413
00:17:10,615 --> 00:17:11,650
You know who you're
sitting with, right?
414
00:17:11,651 --> 00:17:13,134
He knows. Goodbye.
415
00:17:13,135 --> 00:17:14,342
So she told you
how famous she is?
416
00:17:14,343 --> 00:17:16,689
No, she didn't.
417
00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:19,830
She wrote this
really popular book,
You're a Great Guy, But...
418
00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:22,109
Have you heard of it?
419
00:17:22,110 --> 00:17:25,043
Vanessa ended our
three-year relationship
over that book.
420
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,285
She said I was an Ike.
421
00:17:26,286 --> 00:17:27,459
Hey, I'm an Ike, too!
422
00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:28,632
Oh, I'm so sorry.
423
00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:30,255
You should be.
424
00:17:30,256 --> 00:17:33,707
She was my world.
Excuse me.
425
00:17:35,537 --> 00:17:37,020
Why are you so hateful?
426
00:17:37,021 --> 00:17:38,677
What? No, I was
trying to help you.
Really.
427
00:17:38,678 --> 00:17:40,644
Thanks.
Now let me help you.
Lose the boots.
428
00:17:40,645 --> 00:17:42,681
Tell P.J.
I'll call her tomorrow.
429
00:17:42,682 --> 00:17:47,444
Boots?
What's wrong with my boots?
They're manly. Aren't they?
430
00:17:47,445 --> 00:17:52,139
All right, I'm saying
you're alone in your car,
there's nobody around,
431
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:54,210
who do you
blast on the radio?
432
00:17:54,211 --> 00:17:56,453
Bob Seger,
Feel Like A Number.
433
00:17:56,454 --> 00:17:57,765
No shame in that,
my friend!
434
00:17:57,766 --> 00:18:00,768
No. And can you tell me
what movie that is from?
435
00:18:00,769 --> 00:18:02,183
Uh... Body Heat.
Nice.
436
00:18:02,184 --> 00:18:03,529
And who sang it?
437
00:18:03,530 --> 00:18:06,118
Mickey Rourke,
who looks super weird now.
438
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,879
God, the '80s
were not kind
to Mickey Rourke.
439
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,744
No. Oh...
I gotta go.
440
00:18:11,745 --> 00:18:13,746
But let's keep talking
about this club thing.
441
00:18:13,747 --> 00:18:14,920
Yeah.
442
00:18:14,921 --> 00:18:16,335
Do you have
a card or something?
443
00:18:16,336 --> 00:18:18,338
Uh...
No, but here.
444
00:18:20,271 --> 00:18:21,651
Whoa, whoa!
You can't leave yet.
445
00:18:21,652 --> 00:18:23,584
There's this after-hours bar,
like, eight blocks from here.
446
00:18:23,585 --> 00:18:24,930
Thanks, but I can't.
447
00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:26,794
Come on, man.
It's gonna be awesome.
448
00:18:26,795 --> 00:18:27,898
Later, Mike.
449
00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:29,003
All right then,
bring it up!
450
00:18:29,004 --> 00:18:30,316
No. What?
451
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:31,937
Explode it?
452
00:18:31,938 --> 00:18:33,180
I don't explode.
453
00:18:33,181 --> 00:18:35,043
Neptune's neck.
454
00:18:35,044 --> 00:18:37,563
I hope you find
what you're looking for.
455
00:18:37,564 --> 00:18:38,944
Hey, we'll talk soon?
456
00:18:38,945 --> 00:18:40,464
Yes, absolutely.
457
00:18:41,396 --> 00:18:42,569
Oh...
458
00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:45,813
Call me.
459
00:18:45,814 --> 00:18:47,126
Okay.
Yeah.
460
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,129
Got you.
461
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,062
Dude, little bit needy.
462
00:18:53,822 --> 00:18:55,616
Oh. Thanks.
463
00:18:55,617 --> 00:18:59,033
Hey,
is everything
okay with Andy?
464
00:18:59,034 --> 00:19:00,898
No. It's a mess.
465
00:19:01,450 --> 00:19:02,519
I'm sorry.
466
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,934
Yeah. Me, too.
467
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:06,109
You're leaving?
468
00:19:06,110 --> 00:19:09,181
Yeah, I mean,
almost everybody's gone.
So, I'm ready to let it die.
469
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,251
Did you have fun?
470
00:19:10,252 --> 00:19:11,735
Yeah, yeah.
It was perfect.
471
00:19:11,736 --> 00:19:13,116
Yay!
472
00:19:13,117 --> 00:19:14,738
All right,
well, we'll talk tomorrow?
473
00:19:14,739 --> 00:19:16,154
Yeah.
474
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,121
Um...
And just for the record,
475
00:19:18,122 --> 00:19:21,089
I had no idea that
you felt that way
476
00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:22,781
when you invited me
to Italy, so...
477
00:19:22,782 --> 00:19:27,372
No. Please.
Like, how could you have?
I mean, it's totally fine.
478
00:19:27,373 --> 00:19:29,063
And it's water
under the bridge.
479
00:19:29,064 --> 00:19:30,754
Okay.
480
00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:34,137
Because, you know,
if I had known,
I just...
481
00:19:34,138 --> 00:19:35,276
Good night.
482
00:19:35,277 --> 00:19:37,865
Yeah. Good night.
483
00:19:37,866 --> 00:19:39,661
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
484
00:19:46,668 --> 00:19:49,601
So you guys
think John will call?
Man, I really hope he calls.
485
00:19:49,602 --> 00:19:52,224
I think you got
the wrong idea
about dude night.
486
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,708
What?
487
00:19:53,709 --> 00:19:55,883
Thanks for
a great party, you guys.
That was awesome.
488
00:19:55,884 --> 00:19:57,678
Come on.
Let's keep it going.
489
00:19:57,679 --> 00:19:59,576
I think everything's
closed, man.
490
00:19:59,577 --> 00:20:02,890
Not true. 24-hour IHOP,
two miles from here.
491
00:20:02,891 --> 00:20:05,099
Oh, yeah.
Actually, I am starving.
492
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:06,411
I could eat.
493
00:20:06,412 --> 00:20:07,964
I mean, we'll never
get a cab at this hour.
494
00:20:07,965 --> 00:20:11,002
Don't worry.
I planned ahead.
495
00:20:13,522 --> 00:20:15,592
Dude!
All right!
496
00:20:15,593 --> 00:20:16,731
Limos are key, fellows.
497
00:20:16,732 --> 00:20:18,354
Oh! Yeah!
Kenny!
498
00:20:18,355 --> 00:20:20,528
Nice! I guess that's why
they call you the king, huh?
499
00:20:20,529 --> 00:20:22,565
Hey, should
we invite P.J.?No!
500
00:20:22,566 --> 00:20:25,084
This is about dudes
eating pancakes.
501
00:20:25,085 --> 00:20:27,259
All right.
502
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:31,988
Bachelor parties
and showers. Turns out
they're both sexist rituals.
503
00:20:31,989 --> 00:20:36,062
But the bachelor party
is so much less lame.
Plus, there's scotch.
504
00:20:36,959 --> 00:20:38,064
Hey.
505
00:20:39,686 --> 00:20:43,206
What are you
still doing here?
Everybody just left.
506
00:20:43,207 --> 00:20:45,105
Yeah. Finally.
507
00:20:46,003 --> 00:20:48,142
Why finally?
508
00:20:48,143 --> 00:20:51,629
'Cause now I can do this.
509
00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:57,256
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