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The other one.
Yeah. The boxer.
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Check it out.
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I am holding
in my hands
my last 20 bucks.
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And I'd like to buy
you guys all a drink.
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No, you don't
have to do that.
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Nah, it's cool, man.
I'm starting my job
at Andy's law firm.
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What? You took a job
in corporate America?
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Dude,
it's a temp job,
all right?
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I look at it like
robbing a 7-Eleven.
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I get in,
get some cash, get out,
nobody gets hurt.
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So this round's on me.
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Okay. I'll take a scotch.
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Brandy.
Gin and tonic.
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Another pitcher
of beer it is.
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There are hazards to
being the only girl.
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For one, the guys
come to me with stuff
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they would never go
to the other guys for.
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So you learn to
hate the phrase...
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P.J., you're a girl, right?
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Yeah?
Should I answer this?
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I don't know.
It's Caitlin.
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I don't know Caitlin.
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I'm not going to answer it.
Okay.
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Caitlin?
From my improv class?
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Yeah, she keeps calling me.
Asking me out.
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You know, I feel kind of bad
'cause I'm still
going out with Beth.
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What do I do?
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What kind of
question is that?
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No, no. I have a question.
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What is Kenny's problem
that he thinks
that that's a problem?
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Don't be mad at him, dude.
Be happy for him.
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He would be happy for you.
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No, I'm happy for him.
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I'm so happy for him
that I would like to beat him
with my happiness.
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All right,
here's what
you should do.
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Does Caitlin know about Beth?
I don't think so.
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You should tell her.
You don't want
to lead her on.
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You're right.
I also can't handle
all the stress.
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Plus I want to put
some distance between me
and Mike's happiness.
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Hey, thank you.
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P.J., you have got to
help me out.
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You've got to set me up
with somebody. Anybody.
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This has been
a paralyzing dry spell.
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I'm sorry.
None of my friends
are single.
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I'm willing to go
out with anybody.
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You know, go through
that bin of friends
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that you don't
know what to do with.
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I'll even go out
with that girl who looks
a little bit like Nick Nolte.
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Oh, Shirley.
She got married
in December.
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Now it's just
you in that bin.
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I gotta get out of that bin.
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What's up, you guys?
What's up, buddy?
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Hey, Bobby.
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Man,
I am really starting
to think
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that this whole
wedding thing
is a mistake.
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Really?
Yeah. I just...
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I don't know.
Maybe Elsa and I should
elope or something.
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This whole thing
is like a nightmare already.
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My family is insane,
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Elsa is super busy
trying to prepare
for her immigration hearing,
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and so everything is
just kind of falling on me.
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Why don't you just
get a wedding planner?
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My mother's already
fired three of them.
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I do not know what I'm doing.
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P.J., you're a girl, right?
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I don't think so.
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Would you just
help me figure out
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where we're going to
do this thing? Please?
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Oh, no, no, she's very busy.
She's helping me
find a girlfriend.
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Yeah, plus she's got to
go with me to J. Crew
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to find something to
wear for this temp job.
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What? When were you
going to ask me that?
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And after I
bought you a beer.
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Come on, dude, you owe me.
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How are you
going to buy a shirt?
You just spent your last 20.
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Drink up, I've got
another favor
to ask you later.
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You think I would, like...
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I'm never gonna get it.
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Here. Here.
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No, no,
let me guess.
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You guys are on
some kind of
scavenger hunt.
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We just won.
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Guess what
clinched it for us.
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The head of a cow.
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My uncle's a butcher.
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Where's the cow head now?
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In the car.
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In the car, in the sun?
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I cracked a window.
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This is the kind of fun
I can expect at work.
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Oh, Jo, this is Brendan.
He's going to be
working in the mailroom.
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That is so great.
Make 10 copies of this.
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I'm just kidding.
I'll get one myself.
Anybody else want one?
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Scotch?
Yeah.
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Isn't she hilarious?
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It's so different,
having a female friend.
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Yeah, she's honest,
she's supportive,
she's a good listener.
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You guys aren't
good listeners.
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What did I just say?
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Something about
a scavenger hunt?
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No.
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Well, Andy,
that's great.
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I'm glad you've finally
found a woman
you can talk to.
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She must be like
a sister to you.
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Exactly.
Plus, Jo gives
great advice.
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You guys don't give
good advice at all.
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I've got some
advice for you.
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You might want to
get that cow head
out of the car.
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Hey, Andy,
I'm thinking,
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we might want to
get that cow head
out of the car.
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Good idea.
All right.
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Where were you
guys on that one?
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You don't remember?
Really?
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What do you think?
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Oh! Wow!
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Is class picture day
tomorrow?
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I like it.
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Your individuality has been
stripped from you.
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You'll fit right in.
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Yeah, it looks like you
stepped right out
of the preppy catalog.
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I know, it's like,
here's me
tossing the Frisbee
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for my golden retriever.
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Here's me
pushing my girlfriend
in the tire swing.
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Oh. Great.
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I knew I'd find
you all here.
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Then why'd you come?
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Well, I wanted to
stop by and drop off
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copies of my book
for everyone.
Oh.
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Ooh! Free book!
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"You're a Great Guy, But...
A 21st Century Guide to Men."
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This is so me.
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Oh. Gosh.
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So, you brought
copies for everyone?
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Are you sure
that's a good idea?
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I mean, aren't there chapters
on each one of the guys?
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I changed their names.
They won't know.
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Stephanie,
they're not idiots.
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Oh, my God, did I tell you?
People gave it
three and a half stars.
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What people? Slow people?
Illiterate people?
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Yes, your
whole family, Kenny.
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Brendan, is that a new shirt?
'Cause you look great.
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Really?
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No, no! We just got him
to stop doing
the catalog bit.
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No, no. All right,
here's me reading a book,
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enjoying a nice
glass of wine.
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Here's me laughing
for the very first time
at Brendo's catalog bit!
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Here's me
laughing at you...
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Laughing at
Brendo's catalog bit!
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...laughing at
you covered in wine!
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What comes first?
Fisher or Fleisher?
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Wait...
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I...
I. Never mind, got it.
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Brendo.
Hey.
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How's it going?
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All right.
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Although it's kind of
weird working at a job
where no one respects you.
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Everyone respects you here.
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Hey, Copy Slave,
is the fax machine
fixed yet?
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Yeah.
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He's just playing with you
'cause you're the new guy.
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Yeah, they've been
calling me that
for 12 years.
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You about ready for lunch?
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Yeah.
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Clearly not.
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What?
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Oh.
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All right.
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I'll meet you downstairs.
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I gotta go.
Keep your chin up.
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Everyone says
you're doing a great job.
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It's not like this job is
particularly challenging.
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A, B, C, D, E, F, G,
H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P!
P, P, P...
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For normal people.
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God, this job is horrible,
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but it's making me
dumber at such a rate
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that I figure
a couple weeks from now,
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I'll be too stupid
to realize it.
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What's up, Kenny?
That's, like, the tenth time
you've checked the door.
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I'm sorry. I'm just
a little paranoid right now.
I told Caitlin about Beth.
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And...
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And she doesn't care.
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I told her I was
seeing somebody else,
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and she responded by
sticking her tongue
down my throat.
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All right.
You're on a roll.
So now what?
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So now I'm
dating them both.
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At the same time.
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Yeah.
Wow!
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Is that the happiness?
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Pure joy.
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So we agree we
both like the Drake?
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I mean,
you can't beat the views.
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And Elsa seems cool with it,
so we have our site.
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Yeah, there is one
more little problem.
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What's that?
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My mother,
she keeps tossing around
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this idea of, like,
a destination wedding.
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Like Hawaii or Santa Barbara,
maybe Palm Springs.
I don't know.
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Okay, look,
I'll just start doing
some research online.
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I'll look into
what's what and, you know,
I'll see what Pamela thinks.
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That would be awesome.
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And I love that you
call my mother Pamela.
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Why?
Because she hates her name.
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No.
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No, don't worry about it.
You're safe,
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because she really,
really likes you.
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Of course, the last time
my father called her Pamela
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we had to get
a restraining order
put on her.
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Yeah, I wish I was
kidding about that.
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It's like being
punched in the stomach.
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What is?
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Oh.
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Stephanie's book, right?
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Stephanie's book?
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Yeah.
You guys did read it.
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Absolutely.
Absolutely.
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Really?
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No, I was thinking
about reading it...
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Guys.
I've been busy.
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It's just really girly.
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Yeah, and Stephanie
wrote it.
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Well, you all know
that if you guys wrote books,
Stephanie would read them.
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Why would I write a book?
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I don't know.
It's a hypothetical.
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Can it be
a comic book, then?
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What's the comic book about?
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Okay, it's about
a planet of werewolves,
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where the sun
is like the moon
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and the moon is
like the sun...
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And you're single. Weird.
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Who needs?
Yes, please.
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I'll take one.
A pitcher.
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You guys,
I think she's right.
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Yeah, dude.
Werewolves?
Seriously?
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I thought it worked.
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No, I'm talking
about Stephanie's book.
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We should read it.
She's our friend.
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Well...
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Come on,
we'll divvy up
the chapters,
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so we don't all have
to read the whole thing.
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That sounds doable.
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Yeah, okay, so what
do you say we all have
our parts read by,
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like, Saturday?
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Which I'm guessing
actually means
procrastinating
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00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:23,631
until we have to pull
an all-nighter Friday
just to get it done.
244
00:09:23,632 --> 00:09:24,977
Oh, God, yes.
245
00:09:24,978 --> 00:09:26,807
Just so we're clear.
246
00:09:36,196 --> 00:09:37,230
Knock, knock.
247
00:09:37,231 --> 00:09:38,611
...like a magic thumb.
248
00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:39,819
Yeah.
249
00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:43,305
Are those for me?
Andy, you shouldn't have!
250
00:09:45,446 --> 00:09:46,481
How's that?
251
00:09:46,482 --> 00:09:47,793
Oh, that's good.
252
00:09:47,794 --> 00:09:49,380
Hey, Brendo,
how you doing today?
253
00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:50,762
Hey, guys.
254
00:09:52,074 --> 00:09:53,558
Right there, huh?
Ooh. Yeah.
255
00:10:01,255 --> 00:10:03,878
So, Andy and Jo? I mean,
you think there's
something going on there?
256
00:10:03,879 --> 00:10:05,983
Hey, all I know is
it looked suspicious.
257
00:10:05,984 --> 00:10:09,505
Look, it was a neck rub.
Friends give
friends massages.
258
00:10:11,127 --> 00:10:12,472
Yeah.
259
00:10:12,473 --> 00:10:13,784
Please stop.
Too rough?
260
00:10:13,785 --> 00:10:15,890
No, just... No.
261
00:10:15,891 --> 00:10:18,651
Anyway, nothing is going on
between them, okay?
262
00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:21,723
It's Andy.
They're work friends,
you know?
263
00:10:21,724 --> 00:10:23,794
Trust me,
he's not that type.
264
00:10:23,795 --> 00:10:28,592
Look, Jo.
You're beautiful.
You're funny.
265
00:10:28,593 --> 00:10:30,215
You deserve
better than this guy.
266
00:10:31,354 --> 00:10:33,562
Yeah! You know
what I mean?
267
00:10:33,563 --> 00:10:37,221
Yeah. All right,
all right.
268
00:10:37,222 --> 00:10:40,639
Let me call you
on the way home
from poker. Bye-bye.
269
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,778
See? Told you.
270
00:10:41,779 --> 00:10:44,021
Dude, are you into Jo?
271
00:10:44,022 --> 00:10:46,058
No, what are you
talking about?
272
00:10:46,059 --> 00:10:47,818
You look like more
than friends at work.
273
00:10:47,819 --> 00:10:49,509
That's ridiculous.
274
00:10:49,510 --> 00:10:51,546
It's just we spend
a lot of time together,
275
00:10:51,547 --> 00:10:53,928
you know,
with this project
and all.
276
00:10:53,929 --> 00:10:55,826
So, what you're saying is
she's like your work wife.
277
00:10:55,827 --> 00:10:58,657
Right. Wait, I don't
like the sound of that.
What does that mean?
278
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,175
It just means she's
like your buddy at work.
279
00:11:00,176 --> 00:11:02,246
You know,
you eat lunch together.
You have inside jokes.
280
00:11:02,247 --> 00:11:03,903
You hate the same people.
281
00:11:03,904 --> 00:11:05,767
You just
described my relationship
with Copy Slave.
282
00:11:05,768 --> 00:11:09,184
It's just a work thing.
There's nothing
inappropriate about it.
283
00:11:09,185 --> 00:11:11,083
I love my wife.
Jo knows that.
284
00:11:11,084 --> 00:11:14,051
Good. 'Cause it is not easy
juggling two women.
285
00:11:14,052 --> 00:11:17,123
Kenny is a Casanova.
Wow!
286
00:11:17,124 --> 00:11:19,678
Nothing makes sense
to me anymore.
Everything's upside down.
287
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,749
It's like black is white.
Day is night...
288
00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:23,785
Hey, it's like
your werewolf comic.
289
00:11:23,786 --> 00:11:25,822
I showed you those pages
in confidence, Bobby.
290
00:11:25,823 --> 00:11:29,791
Mike, just so you know,
I can't do the juggling
thing anymore.
291
00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:31,241
I live in mortal fear
all the time.
292
00:11:31,242 --> 00:11:32,380
Of what?
293
00:11:32,381 --> 00:11:34,278
I'm not sure.
Of the two of
them meeting,
294
00:11:34,279 --> 00:11:36,315
becoming friends,
moving in with each other,
295
00:11:36,316 --> 00:11:38,248
and then over conversation,
having a hot cocoa,
296
00:11:38,249 --> 00:11:40,803
they both realize
they're dating me.
297
00:11:41,770 --> 00:11:43,529
Yeah.
298
00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:45,117
Fine, then,
I'll help you out.
I'll take one off your hands.
299
00:11:45,118 --> 00:11:46,325
They both rejected you.
300
00:11:46,326 --> 00:11:47,602
So? People change their mind.
301
00:11:47,603 --> 00:11:49,500
Not that fast.
302
00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:50,950
Hey, wait a minute.
303
00:11:50,951 --> 00:11:54,333
Granted she's not
in your so-called
castoff bin,
304
00:11:54,334 --> 00:11:57,233
but Jo is single, right?
305
00:11:58,372 --> 00:11:59,546
Umm...
306
00:12:03,032 --> 00:12:04,964
Yeah.
So?
307
00:12:04,965 --> 00:12:07,795
Well, she's really cute.
But do you think
she's my type?
308
00:12:07,796 --> 00:12:11,074
Dude, you asked me to
set up a date with my friend
who looks like Nick Nolte.
309
00:12:11,075 --> 00:12:12,628
Let's do this.
310
00:12:17,288 --> 00:12:19,461
When you're
the only girl,
311
00:12:19,462 --> 00:12:22,257
it can be so exhausting
helping the guys
sort through their stuff,
312
00:12:22,258 --> 00:12:25,744
that you need a girl to help
you sort through your stuff.
313
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,090
Sorry. Hi.
314
00:12:27,091 --> 00:12:29,161
Sorry! I am sorry!
315
00:12:29,162 --> 00:12:31,094
Where have you been?
I am so sorry.
316
00:12:31,095 --> 00:12:33,993
Okay,
I got stuck helping Bobby
with his wedding stuff,
317
00:12:33,994 --> 00:12:37,928
and then I needed to
help pick an outfit out
318
00:12:37,929 --> 00:12:39,999
for Mike for his
set-up date with Jo...
319
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,829
Hi. Thank you.
320
00:12:41,830 --> 00:12:44,245
And then
Kenny called me
in this panic.
321
00:12:44,246 --> 00:12:45,764
I get it.
322
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,593
So I'm sorry.
323
00:12:47,594 --> 00:12:50,458
So, wedding stuff.
Do we have it at
his dad's ranch?
324
00:12:50,459 --> 00:12:53,461
I mean, can you have
a black-tie ranch wedding?
325
00:12:53,462 --> 00:12:55,394
I mean,
that's really hard.
326
00:12:55,395 --> 00:12:57,154
That's why it's hard?
Mmm.
327
00:12:57,155 --> 00:12:59,708
Not because
you're helping the guy
that you're into
328
00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:01,365
plan his wedding
to another woman?
329
00:13:01,366 --> 00:13:03,747
No.
330
00:13:03,748 --> 00:13:05,749
It's not like
I was in love
with him, all right?
331
00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:07,061
And I am over
all of that.
332
00:13:07,062 --> 00:13:08,510
Are you sure about that?
333
00:13:08,511 --> 00:13:11,169
Stephanie!
Look at me.
I'm fine, okay?
334
00:13:12,101 --> 00:13:13,482
Okay.
Okay.
335
00:13:15,415 --> 00:13:16,415
You have something
in your teeth.
336
00:13:16,416 --> 00:13:17,623
Did I get it?
337
00:13:17,624 --> 00:13:19,073
Other tooth.
How about now?
338
00:13:19,074 --> 00:13:20,833
One tooth over.
How about now?
339
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:23,147
I don't want to
play this game.
340
00:13:30,223 --> 00:13:31,499
You know,
I'm working on a song
341
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,190
where I'm going to
sample this thing.
342
00:13:33,191 --> 00:13:35,262
It's kind of a rap thing.
343
00:13:36,781 --> 00:13:40,749
♪ My fingers full of toner
Your mama, I will own her
344
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:45,168
♪ And if I ever
meet your sister
I am gonna phone her
345
00:13:45,169 --> 00:13:47,273
♪ And loan her
to my friends... ♪
346
00:13:47,274 --> 00:13:50,139
Hey, Copy Slave.
Could you make 15 sets...
347
00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:52,659
Brendan?
Yeah.
348
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:57,560
It's Amy.
Amy Vadino from
Northwestern.
349
00:13:58,251 --> 00:14:01,632
Amy. Yeah, hi.
350
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:05,084
God, I haven't seen you
since, what, graduation?
351
00:14:05,085 --> 00:14:06,810
How are you?
352
00:14:06,811 --> 00:14:09,468
I'm great.
Things are good, you know.
I mean, nothing too exciting.
353
00:14:09,469 --> 00:14:12,781
Law school, marriage,
the same as everybody else
we went to school with.
354
00:14:12,782 --> 00:14:14,473
And you?
355
00:14:14,474 --> 00:14:17,683
Good. Good.
Really good.
356
00:14:17,684 --> 00:14:21,100
Umm. I became a DJ
right after school.
357
00:14:21,101 --> 00:14:22,688
Of course.
358
00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:24,690
Back in school,
I used to listen
to your show all the time.
359
00:14:24,691 --> 00:14:26,347
It was the best.
360
00:14:26,348 --> 00:14:28,867
Until the station
I was working for
went under.
361
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,351
Oh, that's too bad.
362
00:14:30,352 --> 00:14:31,662
Yeah.
363
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:35,390
Let's see, what else?
What else? Umm...
364
00:14:35,391 --> 00:14:38,255
Oh! I mean,
I got engaged a while back.
365
00:14:38,256 --> 00:14:39,325
That's great.
Yeah.
366
00:14:39,326 --> 00:14:41,155
Wendy, right?
Yeah.
367
00:14:41,156 --> 00:14:44,365
Things didn't
pan out with that, though.
368
00:14:44,366 --> 00:14:46,057
Sorry.
Yeah.
369
00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:50,061
So, other than that, just,
370
00:14:51,649 --> 00:14:53,444
you know, collating.
371
00:14:55,204 --> 00:14:57,171
Well, that's great.
372
00:14:57,172 --> 00:14:58,932
Yeah. Yeah.
373
00:15:01,107 --> 00:15:03,211
So, I just give
these to you, I guess?
374
00:15:03,212 --> 00:15:04,386
Yeah.
375
00:15:05,525 --> 00:15:06,870
Go 'Cats.
376
00:15:06,871 --> 00:15:08,114
Grr.
377
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:17,916
You know,
I went to Northwestern, too.
Class of '91.
378
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,814
Theater major. You, too?
379
00:15:19,815 --> 00:15:21,058
Dude...
380
00:15:24,302 --> 00:15:28,375
♪ In school
I took some classes
Now I put caps in asses ♪
381
00:15:38,316 --> 00:15:39,938
Sorry I'm late.
It's all right.
382
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,009
They say our table's
not going to be ready
for, like, 10 minutes.
383
00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:43,251
Good. Hi. Hey, Jo.
384
00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:44,321
Hey.
Hey.
385
00:15:44,322 --> 00:15:45,840
Mike,
you look really handsome.
386
00:15:45,841 --> 00:15:47,393
Oh. Thank you.
387
00:15:47,394 --> 00:15:48,843
Jo and I were just
talking about the fact
388
00:15:48,844 --> 00:15:50,845
that we were both
recently in New York.
389
00:15:50,846 --> 00:15:53,261
Yeah, I love it there.
They have great restaurants.
390
00:15:53,262 --> 00:15:56,540
Totally. I just got a chance
to check out Peter Luger's.
And it was so...
391
00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:57,645
Could you
excuse me for a sec?
392
00:15:57,646 --> 00:15:58,991
That reminds me, Andy,
393
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,268
when the Sony people
come to town,
394
00:16:00,269 --> 00:16:01,476
we should take
them to Morton's
395
00:16:01,477 --> 00:16:02,374
'cause they're
big flesh eaters.
396
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:03,409
Yeah.
Sorry, go ahead.
397
00:16:03,410 --> 00:16:05,343
No, I had a steak.
398
00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:08,311
It was good.
399
00:16:08,312 --> 00:16:10,382
So, gosh, this is
a really nice restaurant, huh?
400
00:16:10,383 --> 00:16:12,522
Yeah, well,
it was that
big guy's idea.
401
00:16:12,523 --> 00:16:14,075
Yeah, we brought some
clients here last week,
402
00:16:14,076 --> 00:16:15,352
and let me tell you...
403
00:16:15,353 --> 00:16:18,183
Actually,
let me not tell you.
404
00:16:18,184 --> 00:16:19,978
It got a little crazy.
I'll say.
405
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,981
You'll say? I'll say.
Yeah.
406
00:16:22,947 --> 00:16:24,879
So, what's good here?
407
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:26,019
Andy?
408
00:16:27,745 --> 00:16:30,540
Last week,
this guy got the fish
with the head on.
409
00:16:30,541 --> 00:16:33,543
She totally dared me.
I couldn't eat him.
410
00:16:33,544 --> 00:16:35,752
You know,
the eye was looking up at me
the entire meal.
411
00:16:35,753 --> 00:16:37,926
We named him Stan!
412
00:16:37,927 --> 00:16:41,137
He was looking. It was like,
"Hi, I'm Stan, the trout.
413
00:16:41,138 --> 00:16:43,794
"Nice to meet you.
Slap me some fin."
414
00:16:45,107 --> 00:16:46,797
And then the cigar bar...
Oh, my God.
415
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,627
That was ridiculous.
416
00:16:48,628 --> 00:16:50,837
Security just right there,
like... on you.
417
00:16:52,218 --> 00:16:53,977
And the bus stop!
The bus stop!
418
00:16:53,978 --> 00:16:55,323
This guy was, like,
"Are you going
to sleep there?"
419
00:16:55,324 --> 00:16:56,497
I wasn't even lying down.
420
00:16:56,498 --> 00:16:58,119
In a bus stop!
421
00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,258
Oh, my God!
422
00:16:59,259 --> 00:17:00,363
Okay, that's...
Snap!
423
00:17:00,364 --> 00:17:02,158
You owe me another one.
424
00:17:02,159 --> 00:17:03,228
The usual?
Yeah. With...
425
00:17:03,229 --> 00:17:04,746
With three cherries.
I know.
426
00:17:04,747 --> 00:17:06,024
Thank you.
427
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,301
She drinks Manhattans.
428
00:17:07,302 --> 00:17:10,097
Well, that's funny.
We were talking
about New York.
429
00:17:10,098 --> 00:17:12,064
Yeah.
I can't get
the bartender's attention.
430
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:13,756
I'll go with you.
431
00:17:15,172 --> 00:17:17,173
If he's buying her a drink,
why is she going with him?
432
00:17:17,174 --> 00:17:18,450
I don't know.
433
00:17:18,451 --> 00:17:20,521
Ready?
Jump for it! Jump!
434
00:17:23,352 --> 00:17:24,594
Weird.
You bit me!
435
00:17:24,595 --> 00:17:26,390
Now I know how
Stan the trout feels.
436
00:17:29,738 --> 00:17:30,772
Oh...
437
00:17:30,773 --> 00:17:32,050
...my...
438
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,293
...God.
439
00:17:44,511 --> 00:17:46,512
Look, Andy,
are you kidding me?
440
00:17:46,513 --> 00:17:48,894
I mean, you've got to realize
that Jo likes you.
441
00:17:48,895 --> 00:17:50,620
She does not.
442
00:17:50,621 --> 00:17:52,311
Women do not feed men
that they're
not interested in.
443
00:17:52,312 --> 00:17:54,727
Have you been
married too long?
Is that why you're blind?
444
00:17:54,728 --> 00:17:56,453
Yeah, it was like you
two were on the date.
Yeah.
445
00:17:56,454 --> 00:17:57,730
What?
446
00:17:57,731 --> 00:18:00,008
You switched plates
in the middle of the meal.
447
00:18:00,009 --> 00:18:01,631
Her salmon
looked really good.
448
00:18:01,632 --> 00:18:04,461
You don't share
food with someone
you're not sleeping with.
449
00:18:04,462 --> 00:18:05,669
Except fries.
450
00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:07,671
Dudes share fries.
Yeah, fries are safe.
451
00:18:07,672 --> 00:18:10,709
But it's not just the food.
I mean, it's the whole way
that you guys interact.
452
00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:14,471
I mean,
if you turn the volume down
and just watch Kenny and me,
453
00:18:14,472 --> 00:18:17,095
it would not
look like what I saw
between you and Jo.
454
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,441
Well, it could.
455
00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:20,650
No, sweetie.
No, it couldn't.
456
00:18:20,651 --> 00:18:22,410
Do you guys really
think she's into me?
457
00:18:22,411 --> 00:18:23,550
Yes.
458
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,207
That's very flattering.
459
00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:27,622
Dude, you're married!
460
00:18:27,623 --> 00:18:29,969
Yeah, but, you know,
a woman hasn't been
461
00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:33,387
interested in me
since Meredith.
462
00:18:33,388 --> 00:18:35,734
And even then,
she wasn't
all that gung ho.
463
00:18:35,735 --> 00:18:37,805
Yeah, but, Andy,
you can't lead her on.
464
00:18:37,806 --> 00:18:42,568
She knows
I'm happily married.
I'd never cross the line.
465
00:18:43,674 --> 00:18:46,814
Well, there she is.
466
00:18:46,815 --> 00:18:48,471
Hey, everyone.
What's going on?
467
00:18:48,472 --> 00:18:51,715
Nothing's going on.
Everything's fine.
Right, Mike?
468
00:18:51,716 --> 00:18:53,855
Or should I say Ike?
469
00:18:53,856 --> 00:18:56,272
You read my book!
470
00:18:56,273 --> 00:18:58,412
Yes, we read your book.
471
00:18:58,413 --> 00:19:02,347
Lenny, Brian, Ike, Robbie?
472
00:19:02,348 --> 00:19:04,038
Yeah, it's totally
all about us!
473
00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:05,867
Yeah. I'm upset, too.
474
00:19:05,868 --> 00:19:07,973
We could sue, you know.
Now we're talking.
475
00:19:07,974 --> 00:19:11,114
I could sue you
for all the lies
and other stuff.
476
00:19:11,115 --> 00:19:13,185
You didn't read it, did you?
I just couldn't
get around to it.
477
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,187
And, by the way,
you're totally wrong.
478
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,431
You say that Brians suffer
from Peter Pan Syndrome
479
00:19:17,432 --> 00:19:18,777
and don't plan
for the future?
480
00:19:18,778 --> 00:19:21,124
Brendo, your job.
481
00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:22,436
What about my job?
482
00:19:22,437 --> 00:19:25,059
What about my horrible,
soul-crushing,
483
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:26,888
"you could train
a chimp to do it" job.
484
00:19:26,889 --> 00:19:29,305
Oh, my God.
485
00:19:29,306 --> 00:19:32,860
Steph, you are so right.
I've completely failed
to plan for the future.
486
00:19:32,861 --> 00:19:34,793
I know.
All right.
Hold on. Not so fast.
487
00:19:34,794 --> 00:19:37,002
Your book also
makes it sound like
I'm afraid of women.
488
00:19:37,003 --> 00:19:38,693
You are.
489
00:19:38,694 --> 00:19:40,868
Well, guess what?
I'm not afraid
of women anymore.
490
00:19:40,869 --> 00:19:42,525
In fact, it's
the complete opposite.
491
00:19:42,526 --> 00:19:44,147
Women are afraid of you?
Shut up.
492
00:19:44,148 --> 00:19:46,943
I have two great women
that are into me,
and you know what?
493
00:19:46,944 --> 00:19:49,704
I'm going to
date them both.
Take that.
494
00:19:49,705 --> 00:19:51,775
Ow! I guess you told me.
495
00:19:51,776 --> 00:19:56,159
Yeah, yeah, and I'm
planning for the future.
Right now.
496
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,920
Two years from now,
I'm going to own all the
public storage facilities
497
00:19:58,921 --> 00:20:00,543
between here and Cleveland.
498
00:20:00,544 --> 00:20:01,854
What?
499
00:20:01,855 --> 00:20:03,960
I don't know.
Just came to me.
I've got tons of plans.
500
00:20:03,961 --> 00:20:05,203
What about the law firm?
501
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,758
No way, dude.
That place is horrible.
No offense.
502
00:20:08,759 --> 00:20:11,070
Too rich to care.
503
00:20:11,071 --> 00:20:13,763
You know, sometimes
the guys really appreciate
complete honesty
504
00:20:13,764 --> 00:20:15,420
from a female perspective.
505
00:20:15,421 --> 00:20:18,699
And Robbies are
the dumb jock type?
506
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,873
Ouch, Steph.
That stings.
507
00:20:20,874 --> 00:20:22,944
Oh, no, Robbie wasn't
modeled after you.
508
00:20:22,945 --> 00:20:24,567
Oh.
509
00:20:24,568 --> 00:20:25,637
Am I Vance?
510
00:20:25,638 --> 00:20:27,604
No. Vance is Lance...
511
00:20:27,605 --> 00:20:29,054
Bobby,
you're not in the book.
512
00:20:29,055 --> 00:20:30,193
Why?
513
00:20:30,194 --> 00:20:33,196
Well, there's really
nothing wrong with you.
514
00:20:33,197 --> 00:20:35,888
You're just a great guy.
No buts.
515
00:20:35,889 --> 00:20:38,097
What are you
talking about, "no but"?
516
00:20:38,098 --> 00:20:42,689
What about the whole
knee-jerk, shotgun wedding
to the Swedish nanny thing?
517
00:20:45,209 --> 00:20:47,521
That we are really
looking forward to.
518
00:20:47,522 --> 00:20:49,177
And, not to
change the subject,
519
00:20:49,178 --> 00:20:52,595
but did I mention
it is going to be
at Bobby's daddy's ranch?
520
00:20:54,356 --> 00:20:59,016
And sometimes they just
need you to lie
and lie and lie.
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