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The end of
baseball season
can be bittersweet.

If your team
didn't win the series,

you're left
second-guessing decisions
made along the way

and hoping you get
another season
to get it right.

Steph, I know
the flight leaves
in 72 hours, okay?

And I am
thinking about it.
It's just...

P.J., it's on you.
What are you gonna do?

All right, look,
Steph, I gotta go, okay?

I gotta pay
attention.

Steph. Steph.

Steph. Steph...

All right. Steph,
I'm hanging up on you.

Who was that?

Dude, I love her
to death,

but she is
driving me crazy.

All she wants to know
is who I'm bringing
to Italy.

Really? Seriously?
You guys are that bored?

Enquiring minds
wanna know.

I thought you were taking
that botanist guy, Ethan.

Evan.

Yeah, I thought so, too.

But then he ditched me with
"I'm swamped." Remember?

Thanks for bringing that
up, though.

So now I've got three days
to find this perfect date
to Italy,

and it's driving me crazy.

Well, if you're willing
to let go of perfect

and will consider
sad and pathetic,

I see four options here.

I'm an option.
Pick me. Pick me.

I'd happily take
one of you guys.

But, come on,
what's in it for me?

Well, first of all,
Kenny Moritorri.

Enough said.
No, no. Say more.

Moritorri?
Moritorri?

I got family there.
Where?

Some in the heel.
Some in the toe.
Some in the calf.

What if I were to tell you
that my family owns
a villa in Florence?

And parlo italiano
perfetto senza l'accento.

Really?

Who cares about that?
Everybody over there
speaks Italian.

Take me, and I'll be
your personal valet.

I'll carry your luggage,
I'll hail cabs, and I promise,
I won't be creepy.

This time.
Wow.

Well, I hate to burst
your bubbles, fellas,

but history teaches us
that P.J. and I are excellent
traveling companions.

Costa Rica.
Mmm-hmm!

Six days in a shack
in Puerto Viejo.

Beer, surfing, beer,
shrimp tacos, beer.

This is true.
This is true.

You know, it's interesting.
We travel all over the world

and go to museums
and see sights,

and we don't see
a lot of that same stuff
in our own city.

Oh, come on, dude,
Chicago's got
nothing on Italy.

I mean, the food alone
is worth traveling.
Not true.

Visciglia's on Erie,
hands-down the best
Italian food on the planet.

Many Italians agree.

They got
a great manicott.

And wannabe Italians.

Look, I love traveling.

I'm just saying,
there's so much stuff
to see right here.

These last few weeks,
me and the family
went to the zoo,

the aquarium,
the planetarium.
And it's been great.

That would be really fun
to check out
some Chicago sights.

I mean, there's some
pretty great things
I've never seen.

Let's each pick a place
we've never been,
and we'll all go,

like Ferris Bueller's
Day Off.

Yeah, I'll do it.
I think that
sounds awesome.

It'll be one last hurrah
before I start my new job.

See, I was in
until he said "hurrah."

"Hurrah" means
drunken adventure.

I'm back in.

What, you guys are
serious about this?
Yeah.

I don't know. I mean,
playing tourist all day?
It seems kind of...

Oh, what's the word?
Uh, lame.

I used to
sound like you,

when I lived in the 'burbs
and my soul was dead.

But I can fix that.

I guarantee
you'll see something
you've never seen before.

Yeah, I don't...
Ah, ah, ah!

No need to thank me.
Your smile will be
thank you enough. Huh?

Boop! Huh?

Wow, last night
was amazing.

I canceled our trip
to the Sistine Chapel.

Breakfast?

My auntie made me a bowl
of Capitano di cruncho.

Capitano di cruncho?

That is impressive.

I assume.
I said,

"Me and my man
would like to have
breakfast in bed, please."

Oh, my God, I had
the weirdest dream.

Was there a boyfriend in it?
'Cause we're two days
away from leaving.

Who are you bringing?

Do you remember our
philosophy professor,
Dr. Hevly?

You're bringing Hevly?

He's, like,
100 years old.

No.

He said something
I always liked.

He said, "Before you make
these big life decisions,

"consult your soul
in a cool, quiet hour."

So who are you bringing?

No one.
I am going alone.

Excuse me?

The pressure of
finding this perfect date
was tainting the whole trip.

I mean, when did I become
this crazed girl

whose happiness is all tied up
with finding the right guy?

Six months ago,

when we agreed
to devote ourselves
to finding the right guy.

Look, I know you're
not psyched about this,

so I have
a little present for you.

What?

I'm gonna let you
pack for me.

Please. You think
just because I have
extraordinary packing skills

and a sixth sense
for combining outfits,

that you can
bribe me with it?

T-shirt,
tennis shoes,

Cubs jersey.

I'm done.

And you can't find a date
to go with you to Italy?

Shocking.

You love my family.
I do love your family.

You cross out my idea?

No, I didn't cross out...

What's going on?
Hey.

We are mapping out
the day-off itinerary.

Yeah. We each
picked a place
we've never been.

I picked the Sears Tower.

Mike picked
"in the company of
a satisfied woman."

Hey! You got one!
Did it feel good?

Hey, Bobby, how are we
gonna do all that stuff?

We have the Cubs
press conference
tomorrow.

I know.
They're just announcing
some roster changes.

Get Pete to cover for you.
That's what I'm doing.

I would, but
I'm taking two weeks off
to go to Italy,

so I feel like
I should be there.

I'll go for you.

Please.
I need an excuse to not go
on this dumb-ass field trip.

You keep talking like that,
and nobody's gonna wanna sit
with you on the bus.

Hey, Andy,
where'd you pick?

I'll give you a hint.

There's a desk, a phone,
and it's my new office.

Oh, man!
You're not going?

The new job called
and they asked me
to start early.

You're bailing
on the day off?

Come on, man.
This whole lame thing
was your idea.

I am still committed
to you having
a great time, Brendan.

I'll be with you
in spirit.

Hey, I thought
I'd find you here.

Evan!

Oh, um, you remember
the guys.
Yeah.

What's up, man?
I'm Andy, her brother.

What's going on?
You got a second?

Yeah, sure. Yeah.

Um...

Hi.
So how are you?

I'm good. How are you?
I'm great. I'm great.

I just got back
from Belize,

and I wanted
to see you.

Wow, from Belize.

Yeah. We had an
emergency situation
down there.

One of my advisors
discovered a new species
of plant.

So I flew down there
to assist him,

only to learn
that what he really
discovered

was amanita muscaria.

Oh...

Yeah. He was
shrooming his ass off.

Oh!

But he's fine.

Mostly.
Yeah.

Thinks he's Batman.

Keaton?
Kilmer.

So, listen,
I just wanted to say
that I was

really enjoying
your company,

and I'm sorry
I disappeared
like that.

Oh.

So you really were swamped.

Totally. But I have
some time off now, and...

You know,
this might sound crazy,

but I was wondering
if you wanted to come

to my parents' lake house
in Michigan.

You know,
we could play some Risk,
go canoeing,

I don't know,
roast marshmallows.

Do your parents live
in a summer camp?

Kind of.
Except with better liquor,
and there's no talent show.

God, I would love to.

But I'm actually going
to Italy in, like, two days.

No. You do not
wanna go there.

This time of year,
it's mosquitoes
and fat people

and that annoying accent.

No, wait.
That's Michigan.

Well, I don't even know
if it's possible, but, uh,

try and have
a good time.

I'll try. Um...

I'll call you
when I get back.

I would love that.

Okay. Great.
Thanks.

Bye.

You guys really
that bored?

Yeah.
Yeah.

Michigan? Ugh!

Hello.

There's a problem.

I can't find any clothes
in your closet I like enough
to pack for you.

Guess who I ran
into? Evan.

Evan? Cute Evan?
Evan the botanist?

And get this.
He really was swamped.

He even invited me
to his place in Michigan.

That's perfect.

Did you invite him
to Italy instead?

No.
What?

Why not?

I am going alone, okay?

I consulted my soul
in a cool, quiet hour, remember?

Well, consult it
again. Okay?

Keep consulting it
until it tells you
that Evan is the one...

Hey, Stephanie,

I think it'd be really fun
to wear makeup in Italy.

Oh, you think
I don't know
what you're doing,

but I do.

You're going to need
eyeliner, mascara,

blush, tinted
moisturizer...

Thirty-two years old,
you've never been
to the Art Institute?

What, did you skip
elementary school?

On the giant list of things
I'm not interested in,

museums fall somewhere
between ballet
and arena football.

Hot chicks hang out
in museums.

Museums are
creeping up the list.

So what
do you think?

I mean, it's big,
and that's cool.

You know,
years ago, I was...

I was fighting
with my family

'cause they wanted me
to take over
the Newman Trust,

and I wasn't
sure about it.

So I came here,
and I ended up staring
at this painting.

You see, on one side,
you have this opulent building

and a lot of
faceless people, right?

And on the other side
is a couple,

simply walking together
in the rain.

And it kind of
made me realize
that I had a choice

to make my life
about simple pleasures
and people,

not money and status.

Wow,

I just thought
it was big.

Seems like this place holds
a lot of memories for you.

Yeah. I guess
you could say that.

Mmm-hmm.

Hello.
Hey, buddy.
You see anything good today?

Hey, buddy. Yeah.
Bet you're glad
you're not here.

Are you kidding?
Do you know how bad
I wanna be with you right now?

I was this close
to calling in sick

just so I could expose you
to new things.

Uh...

That probably sounded creepy
out of context.

You know it was just
a bored phone call.
I know.

He's calling me from work
just to torment me,
I know it.

Pretty great, huh?

I used to come here
with my dad all the time.

I thought we were
supposed to pick a spot
we'd never been before.

Well, that's the thing.
I've been here
dozens of times.

I've never been there.

Are you afraid
of heights?
Yeah.

Well, when I was a kid,

you know, my dad would try
and get me to the top,

but I didn't have the guts.

I'm a grown-up now,
so I'm sure it won't
be a problem.

Made it, Dad.

Hey, man, you should
really try to make it
these last 20 feet.

The view is
incredible.

Dude, there's a full
half inch of glass

between you and
splat on the pavement.

That wasn't very
supportive, was it?

I think I'll just
hang back here.

It's okay, Kenny.
We're proud of you.

Hey.
Hey. What's up, buddy?

I can only stay
for a second.
I'm on my lunch break.

Oh, check this out.
You can see my new office
from here.

It's right there.

There. Under
the helicopter.

So, Brendan? See
anything good today?

Well, you know,
if I squint
really hard,

I think I can see
Wisconsin, so that's
just, um,

magical.

Not to worry.

Still have a trick
up my sleeve.

Yeah? All right.

Uh...

I gotta go.
See you losers later.

See you.

Oh, shoot, me, too.
I gotta go to that
press conference.

We're actually going now,
if you wanna...

Oh.

Thank you.
You did good, buddy.
I'm proud of you.

I feel like
I can do anything.

So, traded to
the Brewers, huh?

Yeah. Um...
Yeah.

You know, at first,
I was bummed.

But then I spent the night
thinking about it,

and I realize
it's a good thing.

A really good thing.

Well, yeah,
a change of scenery
is always great.

I have a huge crush on you.
Well...

What?

Sorry. I'm done
trying to be cool.

Since I'm no longer
a Cub,

there's no ethical roadblocks
keeping us from having dinner.

That's one of
the good things.

So let's have dinner.
Or breakfast, or both.

Okay, wow!

Um,

I would love to,
but I am leaving for
Italy tomorrow, so...

Really?
With your boyfriend or...

No, with my friend.

And her boyfriend.

No, that doesn't sound
awkward at all.

Okay, it's a little
awkward.

Well, okay. Um,
I have some free time,

but traveling around Italy
with a gorgeous woman,

eating great food,
drinking wine...

Well, I'd hate to be
the fourth wheel.

I will call you
when I get back.

You better.

Don't look back.
Fight it.

Fight it.

Hey!
Hey!

How's it going?
So? What do
you guys think?

It's the beach, man.

Sand and water.
Not much to think about.

I don't understand.
You've never been
here before?

Nope. Grew up
in that building
right there.

This is the first time
I've ever stepped foot
on this beach.

That's crazy.

Why wouldn't you
come over here?

I wanted to, but my parents
wouldn't let me.
They said it was public,

which in rich speak means
"dangerous and dirty."

Yeah, dude,
you better be careful.

That golden retriever
will lick you to death.

Anyway,
this is the whole reason
I wanted to come down here.

Get a view of Chicago
I'd never seen before.

Well, actually,
Bobby, I wouldn't...

Let him go.

You guys, the view
from out here is awesome!

Great.
Why aren't there
more people in the water?

Didn't I read something
about an algae bloom?

I love you, Chicago!

Yeah, we'll stop at
the drugstore later.

Yeah.

Big wave! Big wave!

Yeah, so now
he's been traded
to Milwaukee,

so there's nothing
standing in our way.

Well, does the cute
former Cub have a passport?

Steph.
The universe sent you
two perfect men

who both said,
"Take me with you."

If I were you,
I would just...

Oh, my God.
I have to call you back.

Thorn?
Hmm.

Hi.

Uh, hi. Oh, my God.
This is so weird.

What are you doing here?
I thought you moved
to Seattle.

Uh...

Sorry, no.
I Just... I flew in just now
to interview Barack Obama.

Fancy.
Yeah.

Wow! How are you?

How, um...

How's married life?

I'm good.
I'm not married.

Yeah, that
never happened.

We got along great
when we were
hunkered down in Kabul,

but, apparently,
put us in a house
in suburban Seattle

and epic fights.

Oh, God. I'm sorry.

Yeah. It's...

Well,
you'll always
have Kabul.

I can't tell you
how good it is
to see you.

I was gonna call you
after the interview.

Have dinner with me
tomorrow night.

Oh, my God.
I would love to.
I am, um,

going to Italy
tomorrow.

Oh, wow.
Yeah.

Well, um, have dinner
with me there.

What, in Italy?

I have an open schedule.

Is there a better place
to have dinner?

Um...

Wow, you really
like dinner, don't you?

Among other things.

Um...

Guys, the good news is
I think my feet and ankles
are finally thawing out.

Oh, yeah. There's no way
to get in that lake

without your balls
jumping into your throat.

Please.
Oh, sorry, poopy.

Hey, did I show you
my art?

Take a look
at this.

Oh, yeah.

Nice, huh?
No way.

I'm gonna
have it framed.

You're gonna hang this
on your wall?
Yeah.

Mike, that's a big step.
You don't have anything
on your walls.

I never had art before.

Now I have art.

Hey, what's up, smiley?

I saw you chatting up
that cute hostess
over there.

Yeah.

I got digits.

Look at you.

Wow, first the Sears Tower,
then talking to
a really hot girl.

I am enjoying
The Kenny Show today.

Well, you know, it's been
an extraordinary day
for all of us.

P.J. had two different
men resurface

and offer to come
to Italy.

What?
Are you serious?
Who's Number 2?

I thought it was just Evan.
It's actually three.

What?
Who's Number 2?

The cute Cub.
Who's Number 3?

Thorn. I just
ran into him.

Thorn!

Stop.

I thought he was
getting married.

He broke off
his engagement.

Oh, my God!

Can we please appreciate
how weird this day is?

I know. Believe me,
I don't even know
what to think.

Stop thinking
and pick one.

Steph, I am going
alone, okay?

I will call them all
when I get back.

Boo.

Oh, come on!

What is wrong with you?
Embrace life.

What are you
talking about?

I just spent all day
sightseeing instead of
packing and working.

I'm not saying
you're not adventurous
and deceitful.

I'm saying
when it comes to
matters of the heart,

you protect yourself,
you hold back.

Please.

Look at the facts.

You have three fantastic men
available to you.

Six! Pick one!

I'm no longer available.
I wasn't including you.

No. There are too many ways
for this trip to go wrong.

It's just not
worth the risk.

What risk?

Having too much fun?

Falling hopelessly
in love?

Nothing good ever happens
when you play it safe.

This is true.

Can't let fear
rule you.

Although there is an argument
for looking before you leap.

'Cause seriously, guys,
my ankles itch a lot.

All I'm saying is,
you and your brother
are great

at motivating people
to do great things,

but when it comes
to your own life,
you pull back.

That, of course,
up there is the Sears Tower.

Oh, my God!

Ladies and gentlemen,
you are a wonderful crowd,

and I would like to play
one of my favorite tunes,

and dedicate it to a man
who thinks he didn't see
anything good today.

Brendan Dorff,
this one's for you.

No, no, no. Wait, okay?
Look, I did see
something good.

Uh, Mike got turned on to art,
Kenny busted out of his shell,
Bobby got a rash.

Too bad. I'm gonna
sing anyway. Hit it.

♪ Danke schoen

♪ Darling,
danke schoen

♪ Thank you for
all the joy and pain

♪ Picture shows,
second balcony

We love you,
Andy Franklin!

♪ Was the place we'd meet,
second seat
Whoo.

♪ Go Dutch treat,
you were sweet ♪

Wanna go halfsies
on a coin sorter?

Oh, I'd love to.
Yeah.

God, where is P.J.?

Hi. Thank you.

Oh! Thank God.
There you are.

Sorry I am late.
Hi, Lance.

I can't believe
you showed up alone.

Do you know,
actually, Stephanie,
I took your advice,

and I consulted
my soul again,

and it turns out
there was somebody

that I wanted to
bring to Italy.

Oh?

So I called him,
and I invited him,
and he said yes.

Really?

Excuse me. Thanks.

And he's not here.

I waited for him outside
and he didn't show up.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Peej.

Wait. Wait,
wait, wait. Who?
Who did you invite?

Oh, wait!
Oh, no!

Shoot!

You know what?
I was fine.

I was fine,
and then I listened
to your advice,

and now look
what I am.

Can't even get my damn bag
in the damn overhead.

Penelope Franklin?

I'm sorry.

The gentleman has
upgraded your ticket
to first class.

We have a glass of champagne
waiting for you
behind those curtains.

What?

Allow me to
stow your luggage.

Thank you.

You made it.

Who is it?