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When you first
start dating someone,
or kind of dating someone,

communication is key,

but just like in baseball
where every play
depends on clear signals,

one missed sign
can cost you the game.

So then Chuckles here
decides he's gonna
ride the bull.

Oh, no!
You know, I had a few.

You were drinking rum again?
Yeah.

So what happened?
So he gets up there, right?

Uh-huh.
And he doesn't know,
but we have the guy

put it on
the fastest setting.

No.
Yeah. Four seconds.

That's how long he lasted.
Oh, Chuckles.

It was like 20 seconds.
No.

No, we timed it.
Then a little girl
got on and rode for 10.

She was talented.
She had really no business
being there, either.

Hey, Bobby.

I bought you this in Houston.

Oh, Biggio, huh?

Yeah. For your collection.

Wow. That's nice.
That's nice, huh?

It is. It's really nice.

It's nice. Nice.
Nice. Nice.

Come on, you guys.
He's the new guy.

He doesn't know
he's not supposed to
be nice around here.

He'll learn.

All right, you drunks.
Let's go do our jobs, huh?

Yeah, and ask some players
some more crap.

Thanks again, man.

Yeah. No problem,

man.

You're texting now.
Like the kids.

Yeah. Meredith discovered
she can text me anytime,

and I can't use the excuse,
"I can't talk."

What is R-O-T-F-L?

It's "Rolling on
the floor laughing."

I highly doubt that.

Hey, Kenny.
I ran into that girl, Kate,

at the Waco Brothers
show the other night.

Yeah.
Dude, she is super cool.

Whatever happened with that?

Uh, we had coffee a couple
of times. She's cool.

Cool, well, listen,
if you're not gonna
ask her out,

then I am definitely
gonna ask her out.

Wow. You wanna just
finish my beer for me, too?

Well, I mean,
if you're still interested,
I won't,

but I figured since
it's been a few months...
Yeah.

Yeah, what?
Yeah, you know.

Actually, I mean,
I might ask her out.

Seriously?
I'm thinking about it.

You should wait longer,
till maybe she has a husband
and a couple kids.

See how that works out.

What are you doing?
All right, I get it.

Hey, you guys,
is Bobby coming?

I don't know.
He said he'd be here.

Yeah, yeah.
That's a sink right there.
Hey, you guys!

Brendo!

Oh, sorry I'm late.

Kenny, uh, do you still
have that guy downtown?
That suit guy?

Ducky Gills. Yeah.

Ducky Gills?

Seriously,
where do your friends
get their names?

Jail.

Fine, fine, yeah.
You need a suit?

Yeah, yeah, I do, actually.
A nice one. And cheap.

I got this wedding
to go to this weekend.

Wait, Nicole and Jason's?
You're still going to that?

Yeah, Wendy and I don't want
to screw up their, you know,
wedding bliss, or whatever,

so we're not
telling everybody
that we're broken up.

You're going to
that together?
It's gonna be fine.

Yeah, yeah, you should
invite your other
old ex-girlfriends.

That would make it better.

Et tu, Andy?
Yeah, yeah.

You guys are being ridiculous,
all right? It's one night.

So I guess we should
just deal Bobby in, huh?

If he's not here by now,
he's probably not coming.

Sometimes
you get a signal

and you have absolutely
no idea what it means.

Leaving you to wonder,
"Am I missing a page
from the playbook?"

So Bobby didn't
show up for poker.

Or call, which is weird.

Well, from the way
you tell it,

it sounds like you
were kind of driving
the weird bus.

No, but I didn't
mean to blow him off.
I didn't know what to do.

You don't understand
what it's like, okay?
I'm the only woman.

I can't have a personal life
at work. You know,
they would rip me to shreds.

I've finally gotten to
a place where they've finally
forgotten that I'm a woman.

You have such strange goals.

I know, but I would
like to keep it that way.

Okay, well,
you like him, right?

I really think I do.

So just explain
all of that to him.
I'm sure he'll understand.

Okay, I'll try to find
the right time
at work tonight.

Peej, you can just call him.

I can't call him.
I don't even know if
he's still interested.

You know, that ball thing
could've been him
just being nice.

You know, it could've
been just a gesture.

A way to say, you know,
"I'm sorry that I
totally humiliated you

"when I freaked out
and left your apartment
the other night."

Mmm.

I don't think that
there's a gesture for that.

Thank you.
Hi.

So you think I
was too aggressive.

No.

Well, yes, but I'm sure
once you explain everything,

it'll unhurt his feelings.

Unhurt? Unhurt, really?

I'm not right.

Ever since I
broke up with Adam,
I'm not sleeping.

I'm sorry. What?
You just toss and turn?
No.

I have been on
Match.com a lot.

Doing what?

Online dating.
It's fantastic.

There is so much
out there for sale.
Imagine eBay times a hundred.

I have my eye on this pair
of doctors that I think
will look really cute on me.

Because so much of
baseball relies on
signs and signals,

sometimes it's best to
get together and make sure
everybody's on the same page.

Hey.
Hey.

We missed you at
poker the other night.

Yeah, sorry. I...

I just, you know...
I got caught up
with some stuff, so...

I just want to say
I'm sorry about
the other day. I just...

I really appreciate
that ball.

Wow, good. I'm glad.

Great, and...

Look, I know with
what happened
between us, it's...

Well, I just... I don't want
things to be awkward.
You know what I mean?

I mean, I know we have to
work together, and I just
think we should keep things,

you know,
kind of, just like...
You know, professional.

You know what I mean?
Yeah. Yeah, I think I do.

Yeah.
There they are.

- Hey, guys. What's up?
- Kids.

Did either of you guys
watch the game?

I was down at Al's Beef
grabbing a combo.

In your dreams.
That guy's constantly
thinking about food.

Yeah.
So you guys want to
grab a bite to eat

over at the Billy Goat?
You can, I don't know,
bring your girlfriend.

That's a good one,
Charlie. Girlfriend.

Uh, yeah. Sure.
Cool.

Yeah, you know,
I actually... I can't.

I gotta finish
up here, but...

You know what I like
about Billy Goat is that...

You know how
it's below street level?

Yeah.
That means it's underground.

You can have
a lot of fun there,
but it's kind of a secret.

You know, if you
didn't know it was there,

you'd never really
find out about it,
you know?

Really?
Yeah.

But the place is a landmark.
Yeah. Gus.

Bottom line,
great burgers.

Yes. Their burgers are great.
Yeah.

But, you know,
if you talk about them,

everybody will
know about them,

especially people from work,
you know, and that's not good.

Yeah. Everyone already
knows about their hamburgers.

Oh, well...

But they don't know about
the grilled cheese.

You said it.
Let's go. I'm having it.

All right.
All right.

I guess I will see
you around, then.

Yeah, and you...
I mean, you're clear
on the burgers, right?

Yes. Yes.
I will totally try them.

Thank you.

Sometimes you need
to change signals on the fly,

but if you're clever enough,
you can get your point across
just fine.

In the middle of a ball
game, sometimes players ignore
their coach's signals

and make major decisions
on their own.

And quite often,
those players
wind up looking ridiculous.

Here's the address
for Ducky.
Oh.

Where is this?
South Side.

When you get there,
just park right in front
and knock three times.

Just three times.

Oh. What if I knock
four times, Kenny?

I don't know, but don't.
All right, you know what?

I'm just gonna go
to the Suit Barn,
which is literally in a barn.

It's gonna be fine.
Yeah?

All right, well,
if I'm not back by 10:00,
call the cops.

I wouldn't do that.

Hey, Kenny.
That girl Kate is over
by the shuffleboard table.

Yeah?
Hey.

Yeah, so go over
and ask her out.

In a minute.
I'm working on it.

No, you're not, man.
You're playing Jenga
for the 100 millionth time.

Oh. Jenga!
You lose.

Now come on, man.
Go do this.

I'm going.

Not all signals
are non-verbal.

In baseball,
outfielders call out
who's gonna field a fly ball

with the words,
"I've got it,"

so no one runs
into each other
and gets hurt.

He's killing me.
Give him a break.

No, I won't.
The guy has coffee
with every girl in Chicago

so that nobody else
can go out with them,

but then he doesn't
even go out with them.

Right, but if he asks
them out for coffee,
it's innocent, right?

He can't be rejected
because he's not
officially asking them out.

That was my move in,
like, seventh grade.

Yeah, okay, but here's
where you come in.

If you ask them out,
right, and they say yes,

then, indirectly,
they're rejecting him. Huh?

But he's not
going out with them.

No, I mean, you're right.
That girl deserves
more than a coffee.

Definitely a drink, you know.
Maybe even, like,
a whole dinner.

Absolutely, a dinner.
I mean, a girl like that,
I might even pack a picnic.

No, you wouldn't.
Picnic? No.

I wouldn't even know
where to begin.

Oh, hey, there's Bobby.

Oh, Bobby's here.

What is he doing?
I mean, why didn't
he come over here?

He didn't see us,
and from the looks
of it, he's on a date.

Man, she is smoking hot.

I bet she's a dancer.

She looks like a dancer,
doesn't she?

What? Why?

The calves.
She's got dancer calves.

How do you know
she's got dancer calves?
She's wearing pants.

I know they're there.

You can't hide
calves like that.

Hey. They're going over
to the couples' couch. Hmm.

How can he do that?

You see? Hey!
Now, that's how you
make things happen.

Kudos, Robert, huh?

There are also signals
you have to pay attention to
on the field.

For example,
if you're going for a ball

and you don't see
the warning track,

chances are
you're going to run
right into a brick wall.

Hey, you guys.
Hey.

Hey, Robert.

Who's the cutie?

Oh, that's Claire.

Man, she is scrum-dilly-ish.

I know, right?
Where do I know her from?

You met her at
the block party.
She lives in my building.

Oh, how long have you
been seeing her?

Um...

You know, we've been,
like, off and on. We were off,
and now we're, you know...

On?

Yeah, I guess so.

Well, at least
I don't have to meet her.

You guys want to meet her?
Yeah!

Claire! So this is Kenny.
Hi.

That's Mike.
Hey, nice to meet you.

How are you?
And this is P.J.

Hi, pleased to meet you.
Hi.

You know,
I think I met you once before
at your block party.

Oh, right. You came
to my yoga class once.

That was hard.
My body doesn't do
that without booze.

You take yoga?

Actually, I teach
at the Center for Inner Peace.

Of course you do.

Claire's actually
a dancer.

Well, yeah, but it's hard
to pay the bills dancing,
so, you know...

Yeah, it's hard.

Not if you're stripping.

All right, well,
we'll see you guys
in a little bit, then?

Yes.
Namaste.

Well,
at least the girl Bobby likes
isn't perfect in every way.

Oh, wait.
Actually, she is.

In baseball,
a tug on the ear
could mean hit and run.

A swipe of the arm,
steal second base,

but you always
gotta be careful

because sometimes a scratch
on the nose is just
a scratch on the nose.

Ah. Maybe Bobby's
actually just psychotic.
Mmm-hmm?

I mean,
how could he just pretend
that nothing happened?

I mean,
he didn't even act guilty.

It doesn't make any sense.

Which is why I then go to...

He's just not
that interested.

But he made out with you.
And he brought you a present.

Bringing someone, like,
a baseball, you know,
is not romantic.

No.
Steph.

She was one of
those women with,
like, really little wrists.

Oh, I'm sorry.

No, no, no. Seriously.

You are a caring,
an intelligent
and well-educated woman.

Okay, why don't you
just say I'm ugly?

Come on,
you know you are gorgeous.

Oh, God. See,
now you have to say that.

Wow!

Whoa!
My God.

You look fantastic.
Yeah.

Ducky Gills. After dark.

No, no, no.
This is going to
be a very bad idea.

Oh, look, don't you start
on me now, too, all right?
I get enough from her.

You look too good.

And there's an ex-girlfriend
involved and a wedding?

Wendy's gonna take
one look at you
in that suit

and either hate you
for breaking up with her,
or want you back,

and either way,
it's gonna be bad.

Bad?
Bad.

You guys are
being ridiculous.

All right, look,
we're gonna go
to the wedding,

we're gonna eat our
dried-out chicken, we're gonna
dance to Celebration,

and when the open
bar turns to cash bar,
go our separate ways.

Oh, so the tie works?

'Cause I wasn't sure
if I should go, you know,
bow or not.

Oh, my God,
you love that
you look that good.

You're hoping to
rub it in.

No. No, no, no. No.

Think it'll work?

Bren, is it at all possible
that you're okay with
this pretending thing

because you get to pretend
you're still together?

No, I'm glad we're broken up.

Well, how broken up
can you be if you are
going out with her tonight?

Okay, all right.
You know what?
No. I'm not gonna do this.

'Cause it's two against one,
and I don't have a chance,

so I'm out of here,
all right?

Good night, ladies.
I will see you later.

All right, well,
I'm gonna go, too.

Yeah?
Oh, yeah. Of course.

Poker's starting, and... No.
Yeah.

And I'm gonna go
to bed early, so...

No, you're not.
You're going to Match.com.

I have to see if
Kevin from Milwaukee
e-mailed me back.

Uh, you're going all
the way out to Milwaukee?

Oh, he's cool.
His house has a lake view.

Steph, everyone in Milwaukee
has a lake view.

Thank you.

Oh, and hey,
with the Bobby thing...
Yeah.

Just don't let it
make you crazy, okay? Yeah.

I mean,
you made out one night,
so play it cool.

And you know what?
I'm not working
the next few days,

so I don't have to see him.

All right, honey.
All right.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Oh.
Mmm-hmm.

Whatever.

We brought chips.
Chips!

Hey, I ordered some pizza.
Pizza!

I got nothing.
Nothing!

I picked up some beer.

Sit down.

How's it going? Fine.

Yeah?
Yeah, I'm awesome.

Things are great, you know?
Couldn't be better.

All right. Good.

So Claire seems nice.

Okay, so, what the hell?
Were you already,
like, dating her

when you came up
here the other night,

or was it after our talk
in our clubhouse

that you decided
to start seriously
seeing someone?

Or was it, like...
Whoa. Okay, wait, wait, wait.

What? I am just,
you know, curious.

Okay, well. First of all,
I had gone out
with her a few times

before I even met you.
Well, that's fine.

And secondly,
I gave you a present,

and you immediately gave
me the cold shoulder.

Yeah, but we cleared
all of that up.
You said you understood.

When? When did we
clear all that up?

In the locker
room after the game.

We talked
about hamburgers.

Yeah, that's because
the other guys were there.

They already knew
about the hamburgers.

No. It wasn't about
the hamburgers.

It was about us,
and you said that
we were clear on it.

Okay, I thought
I was clear
on the hamburgers.

I mean, I got
a little lost around
the grilled cheese part,

but I definitely don't know
what we're talking about now.

Well, I was trying to tell you
that we should just
keep things between...

You know, just between us.

By telling me that
the fun thing about
the Billy Goat is

that it's underground?

Oh, underground.

See?

Yes. Wow, P.J.,
that's a tough one.

My point wasn't that
I'm not interested,

I just didn't want
people at work to know.

Including me, apparently.

Okay, well, I thought
that you weren't interested

when you said,
"Keep it professional,"

and why didn't you
just say what you meant?

Well, it's like
we're in battle,

and we're behind
the enemy lines, and there are
spies everywhere...

Okay, P.J., P.J., no!
No more metaphors, okay?

I'm saying I can't
read minds, okay?

So when you act
like you barely know me
in front of the guys,

and then you say
that you don't want it
to be awkward,

what am I
supposed to think?

And, my God,
why is it that every time
I talk to you,

I feel like the chick?

Look, Kenny,
I think you should know

I'm going out with
Kate this Friday night.

Okay. Really?

Yeah, man,
well, you didn't ask her out
the other night at Crowley's,

and you had coffee
with her once, like,
two months ago.

Well, maybe I work
at a slower pace than you do.

You work so slow,
she thinks your
name is Jerry.

You're making that up.
No, I'm not, Jer.

Kenny,
the statute of limitations
on Kate is up.

What? You got this guy
working for you now?

He's my attorney.
You can't keep my client

from asking out
a girl you have not been,
nor are currently pursuing.

But I have pursued her.

Having coffee with a girl
does not constitute
an actual date, Jer.

Yeah, and having coffee
with a girl a second time

is really just a way
of saying, "I'm a wuss."

And her way of saying,
"We're just going
to be friends, wuss."

How would you know?
You've been married for,
like, 100 years.

Which is why
I'm able to sit high
on my marital perch

and look down, unsullied,
and rule on all I see.

Who are you?

I'm Batman.

So maybe I could've
been a little more clear
about things, huh?

Maybe.
Yeah.

And look, I'm sorry about
our whole, you know, mix up,

but Claire and I
have gone out
a few times now,

and, I mean, she's cool.

So she's cool, huh?

You know,
we're sort of dating now.

That's awesome.

You and me are just...
You know, we're weird
and confusing,

and, I don't know,
I've been dancing around

this whole Claire thing
for a while now,

and I kind of feel like
I need to give it a shot.

Right. It's just...
It's ironic 'cause
she's a dancer.

You're dancing around.
Oh.

Thank you for
laughing politely.
I'm a huge dork.

Hey, are we gonna
play poker tonight,
or what?

Kenny, I am trying
to help you, okay?

Just consider this
a coffee intervention.

What is wrong with
taking a girl out
for a cup of coffee?

Dude, when you're
trying to pick up a girl,

the last thing
you want her to be
is alert and focused.

I'm not trying to
make a dress out of her.

I'm trying to
get to know her.

I'm not telling you
to pick her up in a van
with no inside door handle,

but it doesn't hurt
to get her
a little liquored up.

Okay, Silence of the Lambs.
You got your style,
I got mine.

P.J., back me up, huh?

Tell him he's getting nowhere
with the whole coffee thing.

Okay, well,
I don't think you should
store her in a well,

but I do think that a woman
wants a guy who's willing to
put himself out there.

I mean, you're not
gonna meet somebody
by just playing it safe.

Kenny, what are you
waiting for?

You think some girl is
just gonna invite you to her
apartment and jump you?

Blinds up, blinds up.
Pick a buck.

Here we go.
Pick a buck.

You know, I have
an idea for a great movie.
What's that?

It would be you
being eaten by a bear.

Hey. Whoa!

Whoa! What's up, Drinky?

Oh...

How was the wedding?

Oh, not good.

No.

Bad.
What happened?

Oh, a nightmare.

She caught the bouquet

and slapped me
across the face with it
during this fight we had.

What'd you fight about?

She danced the whole night
with that pig, Chuck Sandler.

He is a pig.
He's a pig. So I hit him.

You did?

No. But I wanted to up here.

And I won.
I'm sure.

Oh, man, I'm sorry.

I should've listened to you.
You were right. You know why?

'Cause broken up
is broken up,
and you can't pretend.

Well, maybe one of these days
you'll listen to me.

I doubt it.

Oh, how was poker?

Well, Bobby's seeing
Claire now, so that's like,
you know, a thing.

You know, it's okay.
I brought it on myself.

I can't stop acting
like a moron in front of him.

Well, Peej, I mean,
did you ever just think

that maybe he's just not
ready for you?

That sounds like something
my mother would say
to make me feel better.

No, I mean,
seriously, you know.

Like, last week,
he totally freaks out on you,

and then he starts dating
this very non-threatening,

shy girl.
Mmm-hmm.

You know, I mean,
maybe you're just
too much for him.

Maybe he's got to grow
into you a little bit.

You know, I mean,
you're a force.

Okay, so what am I
supposed to do?
Be less me?

No. God, are you kidding?
You're the best.

I'm a dorky boy
compared to Claire.

You know,
you're much more like a girl
than you let people realize.

Oh, yeah, like how?

Well, I don't know
a lot of guys

that would cry at those
MasterCard commercials.

Yeah, but what am I
supposed to do? I mean...

It's so great
the way the whole family
goes to the game, and...

What? You know
it's his first game.
You can see it in his face.

Sometimes players
can be so in sync,

it's like
they don't need signs.

They just know
what each other is
thinking instinctively.

And when you play
with the same guys
long enough,

you get so comfortable

that you really know
their strengths
and weaknesses.

And it makes playing the game
so much easier.

Yeah. It stinks.
I think it's Mike's.
Oh, God.