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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:08,000 Who let the elephant in? 2 00:00:08,170 --> 00:00:10,460 Hey, that's my wife, asshole! 3 00:00:11,090 --> 00:00:13,380 Ooh... sorry, it's dark in here. 4 00:00:23,020 --> 00:00:24,180 Action! 5 00:00:24,310 --> 00:00:26,060 Well dad, tomorrow is the big day. 6 00:00:26,310 --> 00:00:29,150 Dude, dude. Lens cap... 7 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:30,820 Alright, now we're in business. 8 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:34,150 Hey dad, it's Eliot and Quinn. 9 00:00:35,030 --> 00:00:37,030 Well, tomorrow is the big day. 10 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:38,870 Re... retiring? 11 00:00:38,910 --> 00:00:41,330 No more hoses, no more ladders-- 12 00:00:41,410 --> 00:00:44,580 - No more, you know, dalmations, fire... - Eliot. 13 00:00:44,790 --> 00:00:46,620 Basically what we're saying is, 14 00:00:46,620 --> 00:00:48,420 now it's just full on family quality time. 15 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:51,090 24/7... you, me, Eliot... mom. 16 00:00:51,170 --> 00:00:53,760 Alright of course, except when we're doing our films. 17 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:55,720 Yeah... because we've started a film company. 18 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,380 Hold on, I know what you're thinking. 19 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:00,390 But this is not one of our stupid business ideas, okay. 20 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:01,850 No, this is the one. You know, in fact... 21 00:01:01,850 --> 00:01:03,100 this video is gonna be the first one 22 00:01:03,220 --> 00:01:05,430 we put on the web under our new logo. 23 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:07,270 Cathkart Brothers Filmworks. 24 00:01:07,350 --> 00:01:08,980 It's dedicated to you, dad. 25 00:01:09,060 --> 00:01:12,650 - Best fireman and the best dad in the world! - ...whole world! 26 00:01:13,610 --> 00:01:14,820 Lunch! 27 00:01:15,110 --> 00:01:17,110 I made your favorites, egg salad! 28 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:19,110 - Oh thanks, mom! - Awesome! 29 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:21,070 Did you boys put on sunscreen? 30 00:01:21,070 --> 00:01:22,740 Actually we're all set on sunblock, mom. 31 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:24,540 Could you get us a couple of beer here, please? 32 00:01:24,750 --> 00:01:26,250 - Coming right up. - Thanks, mom. 33 00:01:26,370 --> 00:01:28,750 Want to do a speech for Mr. C, Mrs. C? 34 00:01:28,870 --> 00:01:33,050 Oh no, no, no! I don't want to distrupt your creative mojo. 35 00:01:33,170 --> 00:01:35,880 - We have plenty of creative mojo. - Come on, creative mojo. 36 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:36,920 - Really? - Do it! 37 00:01:37,010 --> 00:01:39,470 - Come on...take a shot. - Jump in. - Okay. 38 00:01:41,350 --> 00:01:42,850 Hurry home, Tom. 39 00:01:42,930 --> 00:01:47,020 We've got a couple of smoking retirement presents for ya. 40 00:01:47,270 --> 00:01:49,020 - Oh...Jesus, mom. Come on! - Gross! - Mom! 41 00:01:49,190 --> 00:01:52,110 - Mom, it's disgusting! - Mom... the work. 42 00:01:52,190 --> 00:01:53,610 - Hey, back to us... - I'm sorry. 43 00:01:53,730 --> 00:01:55,940 Camera back here, pal. That's my mom. 44 00:01:56,570 --> 00:01:59,150 - I think that's good enough, right? - Put it on the web, buddy. 45 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:04,330 - Can I offer some constructive criticism? - Sure. 46 00:02:04,450 --> 00:02:06,790 That segment... wurtz! 47 00:02:07,410 --> 00:02:09,330 Constructive with pizzaz. 48 00:02:09,460 --> 00:02:11,040 You got to go edge here, dudes. 49 00:02:11,630 --> 00:02:13,960 Think outside the box! 50 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,300 Cathkart Brothers Filmworks. 51 00:02:25,220 --> 00:02:27,430 Dad's Retirement Video! 52 00:02:49,450 --> 00:02:51,540 - Yes! - All done, yeah! 53 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:55,130 Genius retirement's present, boys. 54 00:02:56,420 --> 00:02:59,010 - Happy retirement, dad! We love you! 55 00:02:59,460 --> 00:03:01,090 - Scoot! Scoot! Scoot! - Wooh! 56 00:03:01,550 --> 00:03:03,930 What are you doing? You fucking hell... 57 00:03:04,300 --> 00:03:05,930 Totally shit. 58 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:08,270 Damn you got to be the... You gotta pay for it. 59 00:03:08,470 --> 00:03:12,310 - Wasn't that adorable, Smokie? - Yeah, that felt really good. 60 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:13,980 Thanks, dad! 61 00:03:14,270 --> 00:03:15,610 Let's go say goodbye. 62 00:03:29,370 --> 00:03:31,250 One last slide down the pole, hon. 63 00:03:31,330 --> 00:03:32,660 Go for closure, dad. 64 00:03:32,710 --> 00:03:34,420 Hop that pole, dad. 65 00:03:51,220 --> 00:03:52,680 Ten hut! 66 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,320 On behalf of Oaks Township, 67 00:04:00,690 --> 00:04:02,940 and the Brotherhood of Firefighters.. 68 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:05,030 Thank you, Captain Cathkart. 69 00:04:07,070 --> 00:04:09,080 It's been an honor to serve. 70 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:12,450 Being a firefighter at this station, has been my life. 71 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:14,460 And now... 72 00:04:15,420 --> 00:04:17,540 ... I'm ready to go home. 73 00:04:19,540 --> 00:04:21,130 Start the truck! 74 00:04:22,420 --> 00:04:26,180 Dad... dad, wait! We're not on yet. Come on, dad. 75 00:04:26,470 --> 00:04:28,680 Slow down, they're not on yet! 76 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:33,430 - Jump! Grab something. - Hold on with two hands, boys. 77 00:04:36,940 --> 00:04:38,980 Is that Quinn and Eliot? 78 00:04:40,690 --> 00:04:41,940 - Go. - Go! 79 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:44,950 Hiya guys, hit me with the beer. I'm not driving. 80 00:04:47,740 --> 00:04:49,410 You're gonna get it. 81 00:05:04,710 --> 00:05:07,130 - Hey guys. - Woo... hey Sarah. 82 00:05:07,430 --> 00:05:10,850 Okay... it's some of these and er... some of these here. 83 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:14,810 My mom told me that you haven't been giving us the correct mails lately. 84 00:05:14,890 --> 00:05:17,940 - Yeah, it doesn't have our names on it. - I know. 85 00:05:18,190 --> 00:05:19,690 It's this new whole thing I got going on called... 86 00:05:19,810 --> 00:05:21,820 "Bringing the Neighborhood Together." 87 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:23,610 You know I bet, you know you make a really nice 88 00:05:23,610 --> 00:05:25,320 connection with your neighbors, 89 00:05:25,530 --> 00:05:28,110 you know... when you've to bring their letters back to them. 90 00:05:28,610 --> 00:05:29,950 - Right? - Right... 91 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:31,530 - See ya later, bye! - See ya! 92 00:05:32,580 --> 00:05:34,540 She's the worst mail lady of all time. 93 00:05:34,580 --> 00:05:37,790 No! She's just... you know, outside the box thinking. 94 00:05:37,910 --> 00:05:39,500 Oh, right... right... right, outside the box thinking. 95 00:05:39,580 --> 00:05:41,380 Outside the box thinking. 96 00:05:41,540 --> 00:05:43,210 So now that you've got all this free time, you're gonna drag 97 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:44,880 that boat out of the garage and fix it up? 98 00:05:45,050 --> 00:05:47,090 Oh yeah... yeah, in the meanwhile... 99 00:05:47,670 --> 00:05:50,180 ... I tricked out the den with a new recliner, 100 00:05:50,390 --> 00:05:53,680 and new couch and a flat screen TV. 101 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,180 - You're kidding me. - And it's all gonna be... 102 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:57,770 This cheer is for you, Captain Cathkart! 103 00:05:58,350 --> 00:06:00,810 - You kill it, Suzy! - Go-- Mustangs! 104 00:06:07,530 --> 00:06:09,360 - Shake it up, sweetie. - Hey, you okay? 105 00:06:09,650 --> 00:06:11,360 Yeah, I'm okay. 106 00:06:18,710 --> 00:06:23,040 Tom, I couldn't help noticing Suzy hanging out with your boys lately. 107 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:26,550 - Yeah, that's great. - No, it's not great. 108 00:06:27,630 --> 00:06:30,050 Suzy got her future right across this, you know. 109 00:06:30,380 --> 00:06:32,180 I just can't have her distracted. 110 00:06:32,260 --> 00:06:34,890 You just got to nail that cheerleader scholarship. 111 00:06:34,930 --> 00:06:37,430 Gotcha! I'll tell the boys... 112 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:38,980 ... she's off limit. 113 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:40,600 - Thanks, thanks. - Quinn! 114 00:06:40,810 --> 00:06:41,900 Quinn! 115 00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:44,020 Don't touch that... Quinn! 116 00:06:44,610 --> 00:06:46,320 Quinn... 117 00:06:47,610 --> 00:06:49,860 - Discharged. - Discharged No.3. 118 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:56,700 Mary! Could you get me another beer? 119 00:06:56,740 --> 00:06:58,700 One second, I'll check! 120 00:07:02,830 --> 00:07:04,540 That's a long way to go. 121 00:07:04,630 --> 00:07:07,380 Sorry, honey. The boys must have drank it all.> 122 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:10,050 Heave! 123 00:07:11,510 --> 00:07:13,010 Drink all your beers. 124 00:07:16,890 --> 00:07:17,890 Yeah! 125 00:07:19,220 --> 00:07:20,600 I'm coming. 126 00:07:22,850 --> 00:07:23,900 Get pigs! 127 00:07:24,230 --> 00:07:25,900 Years of waste. 128 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:32,490 Here you go. 129 00:07:37,830 --> 00:07:39,790 Wait... woh, what the hell is this? 130 00:07:39,830 --> 00:07:42,040 - It's Ninja warriors. - I was watching that. 131 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:43,920 Dad, we always get the den at night. 132 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,790 Well, now that I'm retired, that's over. Switch it back. 133 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:48,750 Come on dad. I mean everyone's already here. 134 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:52,970 - Hi, Mr. C. - Gilroy, get the hell of my recliner! 135 00:07:53,090 --> 00:07:56,840 And take... what the hell did you do to my recliner? 136 00:07:56,970 --> 00:07:58,510 Oh... my gosh! 137 00:07:58,890 --> 00:08:01,890 Sir Pimp'a'lot has bladder issues. 138 00:08:02,060 --> 00:08:05,810 - Well, get in there and mop it up. - I'll get toilet paper. 139 00:08:07,270 --> 00:08:10,730 - Ha ha! He's so smug. - Get some disinfectant. 140 00:08:10,780 --> 00:08:13,240 Pimp'a'lot, you stupid shit. 141 00:08:13,610 --> 00:08:16,740 - Move over! - You're gonna love Ninja warriors, Mr. C. 142 00:08:16,780 --> 00:08:18,200 Jesus, dad. 143 00:08:19,740 --> 00:08:21,620 Looks like you could use a cold one. 144 00:08:21,620 --> 00:08:24,290 No, thanks. I've got a hot one. 145 00:08:24,830 --> 00:08:27,460 - What's this? - Bra-j, dad-o 146 00:08:27,790 --> 00:08:29,460 Don't give me that Shanghai shit. 147 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:32,380 Dad, that's... that's Suzy Decker bra. 148 00:08:32,510 --> 00:08:36,720 Are you telling me that you guys are having sex on my new sofa? 149 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,930 - Dad, there is private information. - Yeah. 150 00:08:39,390 --> 00:08:42,970 Pound it, lock it, throw it away. Come back as a bird. 151 00:08:43,020 --> 00:08:44,060 Very cute! 152 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:48,270 Now that I'm home, I'm telling you this right now. 153 00:08:48,310 --> 00:08:50,520 There is no more banging in my den 154 00:08:51,570 --> 00:08:53,400 - That's it! - Aww... dad! 155 00:08:53,740 --> 00:08:55,950 - That's hard! - And tomorrow... 156 00:08:55,990 --> 00:08:58,110 ... you're both going out and getting jobs. 157 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:01,530 - Not this speech again. Come on. - We're not going back to Autoworld. 158 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:04,080 They have jobs, Mr. C. 159 00:09:04,450 --> 00:09:05,960 Cathkart Brothers Filmworks. 160 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:08,460 As a matter of fact, now that you're retired-- 161 00:09:08,540 --> 00:09:10,080 we like to bring you onboard. 162 00:09:10,210 --> 00:09:11,790 - Yeah! - Oh-- 163 00:09:12,210 --> 00:09:14,170 You're gonna bring me onboard... 164 00:09:14,340 --> 00:09:16,050 to your film company, 165 00:09:16,220 --> 00:09:19,140 which is headquarter in my basement. - Hmm-huh! 166 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,310 - Yeah? - I get internship this summer. 167 00:09:23,220 --> 00:09:28,770 For he's a jolly good fellow 168 00:09:28,770 --> 00:09:33,610 For he's a jolly good fellow... 169 00:09:33,730 --> 00:09:37,070 Which nobody can deny 170 00:09:37,860 --> 00:09:39,860 Oh... that was lovely, boys. 171 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:42,780 Make a retirement wish, Smokie. 172 00:09:43,830 --> 00:09:46,370 - Make it a good one, dad. - Wish the hell out of it. 173 00:09:47,370 --> 00:09:48,920 I'd like to stay Pop's, but I've got a video 174 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:50,420 conference with London. 175 00:09:50,580 --> 00:09:53,630 Yeah, I gotta get home and put the kids to bed. 176 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:54,960 My boys... 177 00:09:55,250 --> 00:09:56,630 What did you wish for, dad? 178 00:10:00,970 --> 00:10:02,760 Pleasant retirement. 179 00:10:02,930 --> 00:10:04,350 With your family? 180 00:10:04,390 --> 00:10:07,310 Alright bro, 'Gaze chicken' for the last beer. You ready? 181 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,810 - You totalled it! It's you. - It was a tie. 182 00:10:09,940 --> 00:10:11,810 - Who was it again? Do it again. - He's totalled it again. 183 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:14,270 Of course with my family. 184 00:10:21,450 --> 00:10:23,280 Pimp'a'lot, no. No! 185 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:27,700 I wasn't sure until today, Mary... 186 00:10:28,370 --> 00:10:29,910 ... but I want them out. 187 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:32,080 Man, I- I love them... 188 00:10:32,210 --> 00:10:33,880 ... but I want them out. 189 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,670 But honey... 190 00:10:36,590 --> 00:10:40,010 This is where they lived and breath creative mojo. 191 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:45,180 Mary, you've got to stop drinking your Kool-Aid. 192 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:48,890 There are grown men. They should be out paying the bills, 193 00:10:49,060 --> 00:10:51,810 making breads, finding wife. 194 00:10:51,850 --> 00:10:53,690 Get your little butt in here. 195 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:56,320 If they were out in the real world, 196 00:10:56,570 --> 00:11:00,700 we would actually be able to have sex in our bed. 197 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:08,450 It's sexy in the closet. - Not when you have to do it in the closet. 198 00:11:08,540 --> 00:11:11,330 - Maybe you don't want to have sex right now? - No, no, no... 199 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:15,500 - You like, eh? - I think you do. 200 00:11:15,540 --> 00:11:17,300 - I think you do... - I think you do... 201 00:11:18,090 --> 00:11:19,630 Hello, mom? 202 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,010 - Oh, no! Wait... - No, no... Let them, let them... 203 00:11:22,170 --> 00:11:24,140 Smokie, I have to go. They're... 204 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,260 - They... - Let them...shh! - Mom, how do you turn on the stove? 205 00:11:27,510 --> 00:11:29,810 - We want to make a pizza. - Oh, no, no, no! I got to go. 206 00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:32,060 Get off, Smokie. They need me. 207 00:11:32,230 --> 00:11:35,350 - Mom, dad! You guys at it again? - I am here for ya! - Oh boy! 208 00:11:36,610 --> 00:11:38,110 Bruised balls... 209 00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:47,910 Balls that duels... 210 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,750 Playtime is over, boys. 211 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,130 Piss off, tin cat. 212 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:13,680 Cathkart! How's that first month of retirement going, capt.? 213 00:12:15,850 --> 00:12:17,810 Having the time of my life. 214 00:12:26,070 --> 00:12:27,110 Are we taking the RV? 215 00:12:27,110 --> 00:12:31,080 Yes, I figure its just sitting around and I don't want the battery to die. 216 00:12:31,370 --> 00:12:33,290 - And you're gonna drag the Jeep? - Oh... yeah! 217 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,410 Who's gonna worked out the engine? You know... 218 00:12:35,460 --> 00:12:37,250 a little bit of... Yeah, come on! 219 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,630 Did you tell the boys we're going to breakfast? 220 00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:42,090 No, I didn't want to wake them, so I've left them a note. 221 00:12:42,170 --> 00:12:43,840 Oh! Oh... good. 222 00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:48,720 Honey, you've just past the restaurant. 223 00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:52,640 - What are you doing, Tom? - Just driving. 224 00:12:57,190 --> 00:13:00,310 I want to know what's going on and I want to know right now! 225 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,530 I wanted the boys out of the house, Mary. 226 00:13:02,690 --> 00:13:04,690 And the only way we're gonna get them out of the house 227 00:13:04,690 --> 00:13:06,650 is we stop buttering their toasts. 228 00:13:06,740 --> 00:13:10,950 We're going camping. We're going to a cabin up the Buzzard State Park 229 00:13:11,030 --> 00:13:12,410 and we're gonna fish. 230 00:13:12,450 --> 00:13:14,750 Stop this vehicle right now, Thomas Cathkart! 231 00:13:14,790 --> 00:13:17,540 Mary, this is an addiction, taking care of the kids. 232 00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:19,630 Well, are you kidding me? Are you kidding? 233 00:13:19,670 --> 00:13:23,090 - Just take it as an intervention. - An intervention from motherhood? 234 00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:24,630 - Best thing for you. - What, are you crazy? 235 00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:26,970 Make them men, I'm telling you right now. 236 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,930 - We're going fishing. Mary, Mary... - My boys need me. 237 00:13:29,970 --> 00:13:33,220 Mary, woh! Sweetie pie.. - I'm not doing any goddamn intervention. 238 00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:42,820 Oh, baby 239 00:13:45,730 --> 00:13:48,200 You know it has been so long... 240 00:13:51,070 --> 00:13:53,660 Since I tasted the sweetness 241 00:13:55,160 --> 00:14:00,500 I just want... I just want to touch you one time 242 00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:05,500 I just want to remember what love feels like 243 00:14:07,050 --> 00:14:09,630 What your love feels like 244 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,010 Oh baby... 245 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,980 Did you just put something in my mouth? 246 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,690 Hey, did mom and dad said they are headed somewhere? 247 00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:24,770 Both the jeep and the RV are gone. 248 00:14:25,770 --> 00:14:28,740 Well, it's... grocery day. 249 00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:31,070 You know they probably needed them both for shopping. 250 00:14:33,820 --> 00:14:35,450 Say hello to Matador. 251 00:14:35,990 --> 00:14:37,750 Got 'em off a night-stand. 252 00:14:44,210 --> 00:14:45,750 Play Me! 253 00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:49,920 Everything is gone. 254 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,340 - Even the crunch berries. - Yeah! 255 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,930 And the fridge is empty too, except for this. 256 00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:58,520 Is it porn? 257 00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:07,480 - Hi, boys. - Hey, dad! 258 00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:10,900 But now, you've probably realised that... 259 00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:13,240 mom and I are not around. 260 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,660 - Yeah, we noticed. - What's up with that? 261 00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:18,080 If you're wondering what's up with that... 262 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:19,500 - He said the same thing. - Weird... 263 00:15:19,660 --> 00:15:23,040 ... we just decided that, it was time that the two of you 264 00:15:23,670 --> 00:15:26,000 faced a little responsibilities. 265 00:15:26,540 --> 00:15:28,670 Urgh, not this speech again. 266 00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:31,300 So, we're going to go away for awhile 267 00:15:31,550 --> 00:15:35,220 until you grow up a little. How's that sound? 268 00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:37,100 - Fucking awful. - Not good. 269 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:40,100 You've got a lot of things coming your way. 270 00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:42,180 I just want you to know... 271 00:15:42,850 --> 00:15:45,100 that we loved you very much. 272 00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:47,150 If you don't want to starve, 273 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,530 - ... get jobs, huh! 274 00:15:53,610 --> 00:15:55,110 - He's totally bluffing. - What? 275 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:57,660 Come on... okay, when is the last time mom left us alone like even 276 00:15:58,330 --> 00:15:59,910 ...like at all, ever? 277 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,370 Eliot... dial in buddy. Right here, okay. 278 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,410 Look at the evidences. He made a tape, alright. 279 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,170 He emptied the fridge, he took the cars. 280 00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:09,090 That's fuck up! Alright, they're gone. 281 00:16:09,130 --> 00:16:11,590 - And we're gonna need food. - We've got food. 282 00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:15,050 - Alright, that's not food. - Baking and soda. 283 00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:18,430 Two of the many food groups we have in this planet. 284 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,060 Nobody's starving here, dad. 285 00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:23,060 Err, I think that's like deodarant, dude. 286 00:16:25,690 --> 00:16:26,900 - Urgh... gross! - I love you, but... 287 00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:28,110 ... you're an idiot. 288 00:16:28,650 --> 00:16:30,980 Thank you so much for bringing the ham, Gillroy. 289 00:16:31,150 --> 00:16:32,730 Oh yeah, no problem. We've plenty more. 290 00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:34,650 You see, mom is a total pork freak. 291 00:16:38,370 --> 00:16:40,200 So, what's your dad's problem? 292 00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:42,080 He wants us to become men. 293 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,910 Like we are not men already. 294 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,370 Silent... please! 295 00:16:47,670 --> 00:16:50,250 I pick up this split, I'm in high-com, baby. 296 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:53,880 Okay, knock yourself out. It's an impossible shot. 297 00:16:54,050 --> 00:16:55,260 - Really? - Yeah. 298 00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:58,260 So if I make it, you'll crunch my nut sack? 299 00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:02,430 Never mind! 300 00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:07,100 Yeah, go go go.... Yeah, do it! Do it! 301 00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:08,770 - Do it! - Yes! 302 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:13,940 - Lights out. - What's the hell going on? 303 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,150 I'm really scared, you guys. 304 00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:31,130 I've got it, popsy! 305 00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:36,050 She has got to give up this cheerleading, man. 306 00:17:37,420 --> 00:17:39,220 Hi Quinny, Quinny bummer. 307 00:17:39,970 --> 00:17:42,050 You're gonna blow me with that torch? 308 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,520 No Suz, we just needs this for light cause 309 00:17:45,850 --> 00:17:48,350 we're having electrical problem and we thought we... 310 00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:52,900 What's up with your face, chief? 311 00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:55,730 I rescued a toddler from a pile of burning tyres. 312 00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:57,320 What do you do today? 313 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:02,030 What ...? No, I didn't think so. What the hell do you want? 314 00:18:02,990 --> 00:18:04,240 We need help. 315 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,040 Here's the light! 316 00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:11,040 - Oh my! - Feel this ... 317 00:18:11,460 --> 00:18:13,670 You guys have electrical circuit breaker? 318 00:18:14,290 --> 00:18:17,340 No, dad was working alot. Mom always thought electric things were... 319 00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:18,670 ... too dangerous, you know? 320 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:21,640 Well, your breaker are fine. Your power shut off. 321 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,510 My guess is your old man finally decided to make you pay some bills. 322 00:18:24,890 --> 00:18:26,140 - Feel this... - Pay bills? 323 00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:28,680 - Find the treasure. - He wouldn't do that. 324 00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:31,690 Yeah... he would. He totally would. 325 00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:34,860 Especially lately cause he'd been trying to get us 326 00:18:35,110 --> 00:18:36,230 to move out. 327 00:18:37,030 --> 00:18:39,110 It's about god damn time. 328 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,320 Why don't you scoot into the house, pie face. 329 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,280 I want to have a talk with your friends. 330 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,330 Just a friendly little chit-chat. 331 00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:52,540 Give me the bake. 332 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,420 You've got problems at home, I don't give a shit. 333 00:18:56,840 --> 00:19:00,420 You stayed away from Suzy or I will cut you to look like a holiday bird. 334 00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:04,720 Fucker is crazy! 335 00:19:04,850 --> 00:19:07,430 That was so not a friendly little chitty chat. 336 00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:12,770 This isn't so bad, right guys. I mean... 337 00:19:12,810 --> 00:19:14,020 it's kind of like camping. 338 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:20,440 I'd offer you guys bed's at my house but... 339 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:23,700 ... my parents think you guys are gay. 340 00:19:26,780 --> 00:19:28,580 You can move in with me. 341 00:19:30,450 --> 00:19:31,710 You lived in a tree house, dude. 342 00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:33,500 You sleep on a rolled up carpet. 343 00:19:35,790 --> 00:19:38,460 I'm just saying, I'm willing to share. 344 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,050 Thanks guys, but we're not leaving. 345 00:19:42,090 --> 00:19:44,680 We grew up here. This is our homeland. 346 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,010 No one pushes us out. 347 00:19:46,260 --> 00:19:48,810 Not even dad. And if he wants a war, 348 00:19:48,890 --> 00:19:49,760 we are it! 349 00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:52,810 We're warriors for the duration, right guys? 350 00:19:54,190 --> 00:19:56,480 Yeah, that's fantastic but I don't think I want to go... Can we just... 351 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:01,070 Fine... go! 352 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,780 We don't need you anyway. 353 00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:05,110 Shirtless, you coming? 354 00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:10,200 - Nah, this beats my carpet. - Okay, buckle up! 355 00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:12,120 Pimp'a'lot! 356 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:14,250 Poodle. 357 00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:21,420 Great! 358 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,010 Hi! 359 00:20:29,390 --> 00:20:30,430 Hi! 360 00:20:30,970 --> 00:20:32,390 Beautiful day, huh? 361 00:20:32,850 --> 00:20:34,270 Yeah, most certainly is. 362 00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:47,110 Honeypot, I made breakfast for ya. 363 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,910 And I'm gonna show you something ... 364 00:20:51,580 --> 00:20:56,040 ... that is going to make this trip a whole lot easier. 365 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,300 I'm going home, Tom! 366 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,170 Let go of me! 367 00:21:06,010 --> 00:21:09,760 - Come here! - Sucker bitch hole! I'm gonna rip your balls off. 368 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,180 Kidnapping fuck stick. I can't take it! I can't... 369 00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:14,930 ... take it! 370 00:21:16,060 --> 00:21:17,980 Honey, come on... 371 00:21:18,730 --> 00:21:20,360 Honey, get in the tent. 372 00:21:23,860 --> 00:21:27,110 - Why don't you let me go. - Honey, honey, you could still see the boys! 373 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,110 Live! 374 00:21:29,660 --> 00:21:31,200 What? 375 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:34,790 I want a fuck stick! 376 00:21:36,410 --> 00:21:37,160 Why are we looking at this? 377 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:40,630 All that times that I was in the attic these last few weeks, 378 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:45,380 I was installing battery operated cameras in every rooms. 379 00:21:45,510 --> 00:21:47,010 So that you... 380 00:21:47,550 --> 00:21:51,010 could watch over the kids while we were out here. 381 00:21:51,470 --> 00:21:53,180 Check them... come on. Veer a little. 382 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,560 Look at that. They're doing fine in the kitchen. 383 00:21:57,180 --> 00:21:59,270 - They seems alright. Not in trouble. - Aww! 384 00:22:01,310 --> 00:22:03,690 If they get into trouble, we'll see it. 385 00:22:03,820 --> 00:22:05,190 Then we'll go back. 386 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:08,070 We're doing the right thing, Mary. 387 00:22:08,150 --> 00:22:10,450 Fou us and the boys. 388 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,160 Why do they send us all these papers? 389 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:14,910 Because everything is overdue. 390 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,870 Cellphone bill, cable... 391 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,460 ... Water. 392 00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:22,170 That's crazy! Who pays for water? 393 00:22:23,330 --> 00:22:24,540 We do! 394 00:22:25,590 --> 00:22:27,760 Alright, we're rolling... action! 395 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:31,760 We are in the wild of Suburbdia, without any modern convienences. 396 00:22:37,310 --> 00:22:39,850 Timber... that's an oversight! 397 00:22:40,690 --> 00:22:42,560 Ah... Quinny Quinny bummer! 398 00:22:42,810 --> 00:22:44,610 When are you gonna film me, my bitch? 399 00:22:45,190 --> 00:22:46,980 I'm filming you right now, Suz 400 00:22:47,110 --> 00:22:49,110 Alright... yeah. - Okay, shit in the bush. - Right... oh yeah. 401 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:50,700 - Go Shanks! - Yeah! 402 00:22:52,570 --> 00:22:54,620 Cam up here. What does the book say? 403 00:22:55,620 --> 00:22:57,830 The book says we should consult a professional. 404 00:23:04,290 --> 00:23:05,630 Holy shit! 405 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,880 Having exhausted our supply of hams, 406 00:23:09,050 --> 00:23:11,380 we've changed to other forms of sustainance. 407 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,430 Like radish, from our local weiner ware. 408 00:23:17,350 --> 00:23:20,060 You left them without any food in the house? 409 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:22,940 That's it! I'm done. 410 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,190 - Mary, Mary... - Argh! 411 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,150 - Mary! - Give me that key! 412 00:23:27,190 --> 00:23:28,610 - No! - Give me the key. 413 00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:31,570 Mary, let's talk about this out, alright. 414 00:23:33,490 --> 00:23:36,370 - Don't ... - Give me that fucking key! 415 00:23:39,870 --> 00:23:42,250 Yes... okay! What's for lunch? 416 00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:51,590 Pine cones? 417 00:23:52,010 --> 00:23:54,880 Technically... they're nuts. 418 00:23:55,220 --> 00:23:56,800 Ah...no, technically we're fuck! 419 00:23:58,470 --> 00:24:00,720 We need to eat guys, for strength, okay. 420 00:24:02,060 --> 00:24:04,190 I missed my carpet! 421 00:24:07,270 --> 00:24:09,940 That's it... I'm done! 422 00:24:10,230 --> 00:24:12,030 - What do you mean? - I mean I'm done, alright. 423 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,400 I'm going back to Autoworld and I'm going to get a job, alright. 424 00:24:14,650 --> 00:24:16,820 Then I'm gonna make money and I'm gonna buy food with that money. 425 00:24:16,910 --> 00:24:19,200 Relax, brother! Have a nut. 426 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,790 That's not a nut. This is a pine cone. 427 00:24:22,370 --> 00:24:24,120 - Hold on, okay! - We've got nothing left. 428 00:24:24,210 --> 00:24:26,250 - I smell like ass. - Relax, okay? 429 00:24:26,830 --> 00:24:29,670 Let me hear you refresh! Refresh! 430 00:24:30,090 --> 00:24:33,260 "Hi, I'm Quinn. Welcome to Autoworld." 431 00:24:33,460 --> 00:24:36,130 "Step into the show room and let me show you our brand new gas hog." 432 00:24:36,220 --> 00:24:38,800 "Okay, it's got leather and it's got airbags." 433 00:24:39,100 --> 00:24:41,310 "And it's got a climate control cabin guaranteed 434 00:24:41,390 --> 00:24:44,100 to smoother the last reasonable thoughts you'd in your head." 435 00:24:44,180 --> 00:24:45,640 I get it, alright! 436 00:24:45,690 --> 00:24:48,020 I'm just asking you to be practical, bro. 437 00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:49,690 We gotta eat, right? 438 00:24:49,730 --> 00:24:51,320 And to eat, you gotta have money. 439 00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:53,480 We can address both those needs if we go back to Autoworld. 440 00:24:53,570 --> 00:24:55,030 Wait, hold on... Hold on! 441 00:24:56,150 --> 00:24:57,740 I've got a better idea. 442 00:24:57,860 --> 00:25:01,950 - Lemonade! - Get lemonade right here. What kind of lemonade? 443 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,250 - Ice cold! - Ice cold lemonade. 444 00:25:04,450 --> 00:25:06,370 - Fresh lemonade. - Hand cut lemonade. 445 00:25:06,460 --> 00:25:09,630 - Step right up boys. - I don't see any damn lemonade. 446 00:25:09,710 --> 00:25:12,500 Well... that's because we're selling lemonade futures. 447 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,670 What is lemonade... futures? 448 00:25:17,090 --> 00:25:19,800 Okay, that's when you give us the money, 449 00:25:19,930 --> 00:25:23,890 and we give you the lemonade in the very near future. 450 00:25:25,140 --> 00:25:28,060 That's not how lemonade stand works, vagina head. 451 00:25:28,230 --> 00:25:31,310 Well, that's how this one works, potty mouth. 452 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,280 If you guys don't like it, why don't you go back down to the playground. 453 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,280 Pop your little see-saw. 454 00:25:41,660 --> 00:25:43,240 - Christ! - Crazy little... 455 00:25:43,780 --> 00:25:45,450 - ... bastards. - Oh my god! 456 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:50,370 - Dude, plan B... so much safer. - Yeah yeah! 457 00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:56,010 - Jackpot! - Yes! 458 00:25:56,460 --> 00:25:58,840 - Alright! - Yeah! This gonna be good. Bro, you're up! 459 00:25:59,050 --> 00:26:02,260 No, this is your idea. I don't want any doubts if you got what I mean. 460 00:26:03,220 --> 00:26:04,470 It's all you. 461 00:26:08,270 --> 00:26:09,520 We got a dead guy in here. 462 00:26:10,310 --> 00:26:12,400 Wait, scratch that. We've got movement. 463 00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:28,910 This is Binky. 464 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,630 One, two, three... drop it! 465 00:26:32,790 --> 00:26:34,670 It's time to recycled... 466 00:26:35,090 --> 00:26:37,000 ... it's easy like a bicycle 467 00:26:37,590 --> 00:26:39,130 We shop like Whittaker's... 468 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,550 We've got cans of soda 469 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,180 We are wise like Yoda 470 00:26:43,220 --> 00:26:45,850 What that smells? It smells like nacho that gets sour 471 00:26:45,970 --> 00:26:48,520 So bring on the Benjamin Franklin, baby... do it! 472 00:27:19,340 --> 00:27:21,630 Saga of the crunch baby... Saga of the crunch baby... 473 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,050 - Total is... - Hope you can break a $20. 474 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,560 $340.90! 475 00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:33,020 You're kidding, right? 476 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,520 My register never lies, bitches. 477 00:27:37,860 --> 00:27:39,440 How much can we get for this? 478 00:27:40,690 --> 00:27:43,780 It's unbelievable! I mean foods is freaking expensive. 479 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,450 I know. 480 00:27:46,030 --> 00:27:47,620 How did dad do it? 481 00:27:48,950 --> 00:27:50,330 Yeah... 9 to 5. 482 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,500 Winning everyday of his life... for 25 years. 483 00:27:54,750 --> 00:27:55,670 He's smart. 484 00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,790 Watch double financial, if you knows what I mean. 485 00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:59,960 - Oh hey, guys. - Hey, Sarah. 486 00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:02,550 I thought you were a mail... lady. 487 00:28:03,010 --> 00:28:06,970 Yeah, my mail... you know, delivery concepts 488 00:28:07,050 --> 00:28:09,510 weren't exactly embraced. 489 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,140 That is a shocker! 490 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:13,480 Hey, C-cup! 491 00:28:13,930 --> 00:28:16,270 Yeah the dip shit in prod said you're the one responsible 492 00:28:16,350 --> 00:28:18,900 for putting the George Clooney same with the Moppets. 493 00:28:18,980 --> 00:28:20,400 - Is this correct? - Yeah... yeah! 494 00:28:20,570 --> 00:28:22,940 - Oh it is? Oh my God, I was almost gonna fired him. - I thought ... 495 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,740 No... no, you know I had this idea that... 496 00:28:25,950 --> 00:28:27,700 you know the elderly woman would have their own, 497 00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:29,450 you know, separate section. 498 00:28:29,780 --> 00:28:32,450 You know, because... you know usually they're kind of lonely, 499 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:34,960 so I thought having their own section would 500 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,830 somehow made them feel, you know seen. 501 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,960 That's so sweet! 502 00:28:40,380 --> 00:28:43,300 Once again awesome! Outside the box thinking. 503 00:28:43,590 --> 00:28:45,590 Who the hell are you? 504 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,550 Why don't you do me a favor and shut the hell up, okay. 505 00:28:50,260 --> 00:28:53,310 And you... let's clarified your situation here, alright. 506 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:59,020 Tits, you're not my Maurice talking chick cause 507 00:28:59,190 --> 00:29:00,900 she's got a better ass than you. 508 00:29:01,020 --> 00:29:04,190 So, go inside... fix up the mess you've made, 509 00:29:04,490 --> 00:29:07,110 and get your sweet little love hole back out here 510 00:29:07,490 --> 00:29:09,200 and collect the fucking carts. 511 00:29:09,370 --> 00:29:12,740 And I better not catch you on either 'Willy Birds' or 'Hot Rods' 512 00:29:12,950 --> 00:29:15,700 getting your rocks off on the vibrating toys. 513 00:29:15,790 --> 00:29:17,670 Kids ride on them, alright. 514 00:29:17,870 --> 00:29:20,330 Lurch, Shrimps... shove it! 515 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:21,920 What? Damn... 516 00:29:22,130 --> 00:29:25,590 That is exactly why we will never ever have a 9 to 5. - Ever! 517 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,090 Maybe I would not work for him if I didn't have to. 518 00:29:28,260 --> 00:29:30,840 It's just that my rent is just completely sick. 519 00:29:31,930 --> 00:29:33,930 - How much? - 900. 520 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,850 900? That's like a thousand cases of rum. 521 00:29:38,020 --> 00:29:40,060 Hey! We have a room. 522 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:43,190 Yeah and for a lot less. 523 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,110 Where is it? Is it nice? 524 00:29:45,230 --> 00:29:48,200 - Are you kidding? It has got everything. - It's awesome! 525 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:49,660 It's like the Five Seasons. 526 00:29:50,490 --> 00:29:52,070 Welcome to our home! 527 00:29:52,450 --> 00:29:54,200 Let the tour begin. 528 00:29:54,950 --> 00:29:57,620 - Fitness Center. - Open 24 hours a day. 529 00:29:58,330 --> 00:29:59,790 Hard... quick... 530 00:30:00,580 --> 00:30:02,750 Eco friendly hygiene facilities. 531 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:08,220 Wheat buck paper. 532 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,550 The dining facilities! 533 00:30:13,260 --> 00:30:15,060 What... what's that smell? 534 00:30:16,020 --> 00:30:18,600 That is the healing aroma of "Home Sweet Home" 535 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,190 or a wet ham bone. 536 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,860 And this would be your sleeping facilities. 537 00:30:28,990 --> 00:30:30,240 How nice! 538 00:30:30,740 --> 00:30:33,530 So much nicer than the rest of the place. 539 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,120 Okay well, so... how much? 540 00:30:38,330 --> 00:30:41,000 I think maybe like 400 ish. 541 00:30:41,170 --> 00:30:44,290 Okay, but you guys need to clean up the rest of the house, 542 00:30:44,540 --> 00:30:46,130 okay... I'm not pooping in a box. 543 00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:48,670 That's usually pretty sure where I've to draw my line. 544 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:50,630 The shit hole is a goner, done! 545 00:30:51,220 --> 00:30:53,430 Okay, I guess I need... 546 00:30:54,090 --> 00:30:56,180 ... damage deposit and personal insurance. 547 00:30:56,390 --> 00:30:59,390 Err... actually Sarah, we're not exactly equipped to 548 00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:01,440 ... cash a cheque. 549 00:31:01,940 --> 00:31:03,770 You don't have checking acounts? 550 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,030 We are opposed to all conveniences that enslaved us to 551 00:31:08,110 --> 00:31:09,820 a faceless corporate world, right! 552 00:31:09,990 --> 00:31:11,490 - Right? - Right. 553 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:15,240 Yeah, okay... I'll get your cash. 554 00:31:15,370 --> 00:31:16,660 Okay! 555 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,620 - Roomy. - Roomy! 556 00:31:18,830 --> 00:31:20,410 - I'm moving in. - Moving in! - She's moving in. 557 00:31:23,210 --> 00:31:24,880 Look at us. 558 00:31:25,130 --> 00:31:26,670 Alone... 559 00:31:27,210 --> 00:31:28,590 ... together. 560 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:33,550 This is exactly what our lives could be like if we just relax. 561 00:31:39,470 --> 00:31:40,810 Relax? 562 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,600 All I ever wanted to be was a mom, Tom. 563 00:31:45,020 --> 00:31:46,980 And you've taken that away from me. 564 00:31:49,730 --> 00:31:51,650 You're so good to be a mom. 565 00:31:51,740 --> 00:31:54,150 Even after the boys leave. 566 00:31:55,070 --> 00:31:56,200 Okay... 567 00:31:56,660 --> 00:31:59,450 While you go fuck yourself, I'm going to check the computer. 568 00:31:59,580 --> 00:32:00,740 I hid the computer. 569 00:32:01,580 --> 00:32:03,410 I'll find it. 570 00:32:04,210 --> 00:32:07,130 You're my wife, why can't it be about us? 571 00:32:07,330 --> 00:32:08,750 Because we are a family. 572 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:12,340 - Well, I'm going to just fish. - You fish, I'm going home. 573 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,470 This intervention... 574 00:32:14,590 --> 00:32:16,640 ... is officially over. 575 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:24,560 - Tom! You motherfucker, get me outta here! - Give me your hand. 576 00:32:27,940 --> 00:32:31,150 Dude, I totally liked Sarah more now than I did in high school. 577 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,360 Why didn't you hook up with her in high school? 578 00:32:33,570 --> 00:32:36,610 I'm cock blocked by Zerban's ... 579 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,870 I can't believe you got stuffed by a guy in a dress. 580 00:32:52,670 --> 00:32:54,460 I'm glad to try it once more. 581 00:32:55,470 --> 00:32:58,220 That is so lame. I don't even know how to respond. 582 00:33:08,350 --> 00:33:09,900 Whoa... wait, wait, wait... whoa! 583 00:33:11,150 --> 00:33:13,190 It's pidlocked... you've to see from the side. 584 00:33:14,650 --> 00:33:16,570 - That sure is spoilt. - How did you know? 585 00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:18,660 Some take a shit in the corner. 586 00:33:19,530 --> 00:33:20,660 And it's really shiny. 587 00:33:32,790 --> 00:33:34,500 Doing laundry sucks. 588 00:33:35,010 --> 00:33:36,590 Yeah, when we think about it, 589 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,090 mom did it for like decades, bro. 590 00:33:45,100 --> 00:33:46,350 Wait a second... 591 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,230 Aren't supposed to be the colors separately the whites? 592 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,650 No, no, no. It mades them brighter. 593 00:33:52,310 --> 00:33:54,360 - Who told you that? - School. 594 00:34:01,030 --> 00:34:02,870 It's tight, pink... 595 00:34:02,950 --> 00:34:04,740 ... like a walking vag. 596 00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:07,200 Look at what the laundry did. 597 00:34:09,410 --> 00:34:11,080 What are you doing? 598 00:34:11,290 --> 00:34:12,830 Got to knock, man. 599 00:34:13,130 --> 00:34:14,920 You knocked at the post office? 600 00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:40,510 Power and water bill 601 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:43,590 Ah yes, sweet cheese... I'm doing you good. 602 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,260 By the power that you have. 603 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:47,760 Hi, we're looking for Sarah. 604 00:35:49,470 --> 00:35:52,230 Sweet Priscilla , queen of the jungle! 605 00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:55,940 Sarah Stanton, what a coincidence, 606 00:35:56,100 --> 00:35:58,400 caused I just fired her tight little ass. 607 00:35:58,570 --> 00:36:01,150 - What for? - She was thinking outside the box. 608 00:36:01,190 --> 00:36:04,030 And when I said box, I mean her vagina, fellas. 609 00:36:04,150 --> 00:36:05,570 Give it a rest, Nate. 610 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,660 What're you still doing here, nipple? 611 00:36:07,820 --> 00:36:09,580 I had to get my last cheque. 612 00:36:11,660 --> 00:36:14,120 And don't worry about rent. Okay... I have another job... 613 00:36:14,290 --> 00:36:16,370 - ... line up. - Yeah, who is gonna hire you? 614 00:36:16,420 --> 00:36:18,130 I want to send my condolences. 615 00:36:18,250 --> 00:36:20,550 You know what, Nate? We're so lucky to have you. 616 00:36:20,750 --> 00:36:23,880 "Yeah so lucky to have you..." Like you know anyway. 617 00:36:23,970 --> 00:36:25,930 Like you... 618 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,800 Didn't finish that one. I didn't hear what you were saying. 619 00:36:29,850 --> 00:36:31,140 "Like you..." what? 620 00:36:31,310 --> 00:36:33,640 You and pinky tascadero here, why don't you ... 621 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,020 skipped on down the old lollipop lane 622 00:36:36,140 --> 00:36:37,440 - you yellow fruit-cake. - He's calling you out. 623 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,520 Skipped on these, cheeseman. 624 00:36:41,190 --> 00:36:43,070 - It's my cheese! - Oh my... yeah - Yeah! 625 00:36:44,150 --> 00:36:46,450 - No! - Ride it... ride it. 626 00:36:46,570 --> 00:36:48,410 That's my cheese. What the hell are you guys doing? 627 00:36:48,530 --> 00:36:51,790 - You're doing crap! - My beautiful samples cheese! 628 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,830 Sell that cheese, sampleman. 629 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:57,370 - Hoo... yeah! Yes. - Get out! 630 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:10,510 - Wow Jesus! Suzy, are you okay? - Turncoat's now. 631 00:37:11,180 --> 00:37:13,770 - Who's the skank? - Oh no... no. She's renting a room. 632 00:37:13,890 --> 00:37:16,140 - She's just strictly business. - Swear upon my pony. 633 00:37:16,940 --> 00:37:18,900 - Suzy, come on. Do I have...? - Swear! 634 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:25,690 Mr. Red pony, I swear she's just renting a room. 635 00:37:25,990 --> 00:37:27,950 Are you going to film my cheerleading tonight? 636 00:37:28,030 --> 00:37:29,820 That's not something I can do. Your dad's got this no... 637 00:37:29,950 --> 00:37:32,580 - fly zone policy on you and I gotta to... - Fuck him! 638 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:35,830 We are filming tonight. It's on! 639 00:37:35,950 --> 00:37:37,620 Okay, tonight. It's on. 640 00:37:37,750 --> 00:37:39,290 Swear to red pony. 641 00:37:41,330 --> 00:37:42,960 It's on, red pony... 642 00:37:43,340 --> 00:37:44,630 ... tonight. 643 00:37:46,380 --> 00:37:48,300 - Thank you. - Okay. 644 00:37:48,420 --> 00:37:50,260 - I'll see you at 9:00? - Yeah. 645 00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:53,220 Quinny, quinny moaning. 646 00:37:54,310 --> 00:37:55,220 That's me! 647 00:37:58,140 --> 00:38:00,440 You two are one adorable team. 648 00:38:00,940 --> 00:38:03,520 Yeah, connected at the head from day one, eh bro? 649 00:38:04,070 --> 00:38:06,150 Yeah, where do you want your boyfriend at? 650 00:38:06,190 --> 00:38:10,200 Oh, that's Mr. Veetles. On the bed, it's fine. He's my massage dummy. 651 00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,410 Wait ... you into massage? 652 00:38:12,570 --> 00:38:15,790 Yeah... yeah. It's kind of a fantasy that I have. 653 00:38:15,950 --> 00:38:18,160 You know, I want to become a physiotherapist one day. 654 00:38:18,410 --> 00:38:19,540 Cool! 655 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:23,000 God, that's fascinating. What's that job you've line up? 656 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:24,630 A receptionist gig. 657 00:38:25,130 --> 00:38:26,300 Hello, can I help you? 658 00:38:26,710 --> 00:38:28,170 At Autoworld. 659 00:38:28,420 --> 00:38:31,470 What? Autoworld? Now you... you cannot take that job. 660 00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,180 - Eliot, shut up! - Why not? 661 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,470 Cause it blows. We used to work there. 662 00:38:36,810 --> 00:38:38,470 And it's not who you are. You know, you're... 663 00:38:38,470 --> 00:38:40,100 you're an original thinker... you know... 664 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,230 ... you're streaming creative mojo. 665 00:38:42,310 --> 00:38:44,360 On the other hand, it is paying job. So... 666 00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,730 - ... that's a plus. - Nah, go for the massage thing. 667 00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:48,280 It's your dream, you know. 668 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:52,160 Ok well. I would've to take classes, then how would I pay you guys rent? 669 00:38:52,450 --> 00:38:55,160 We'll find another rental. That's easy. 670 00:38:56,530 --> 00:38:59,000 Really? You would do that for me? 671 00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,500 - Absolutely. - Yeah, he certainly would. 672 00:39:02,580 --> 00:39:04,500 Oh man, you're the best. 673 00:39:05,590 --> 00:39:07,090 Oh, thank you guys so much. 674 00:39:07,250 --> 00:39:09,130 I think I'm just going downstairs to get the rest of my stuffs. 675 00:39:09,260 --> 00:39:11,590 - No... let me do that. - Oh no, no. I'll do it. Really... 676 00:39:11,670 --> 00:39:14,760 - I mean you've done enough already. - Yeah, hasn't he? 677 00:39:18,890 --> 00:39:20,140 - I'm moving in! - Hurry back. 678 00:39:20,220 --> 00:39:21,520 Are you fucking high right now? 679 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:22,770 We have this whole thing perfectly set-up. 680 00:39:22,850 --> 00:39:24,440 - Then you just have to go do shit. - I know. 681 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,690 Dude, I'll get another rental, I swear. 682 00:39:26,730 --> 00:39:28,690 Hey guys. 683 00:39:29,980 --> 00:39:32,400 We heard you've got the power back on. 684 00:39:32,990 --> 00:39:35,240 - Yeah, and? - We'd to move ... 685 00:39:35,370 --> 00:39:37,080 ... into the tree house. 686 00:39:38,790 --> 00:39:40,620 I was hoping... 687 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,750 if it's okay... 688 00:39:43,660 --> 00:39:45,710 if we come back to the homeland? 689 00:39:47,630 --> 00:39:49,130 Of course, you guys! 690 00:39:49,380 --> 00:39:50,630 Okay cool, thanks. 691 00:39:56,090 --> 00:40:00,010 Hmm, let's see what these momojo are up to? 692 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,930 How did they get the power back on? 693 00:40:10,690 --> 00:40:11,980 Mary! 694 00:40:12,190 --> 00:40:14,490 - Come back! - I tried your way. 695 00:40:14,530 --> 00:40:16,070 I can't take it. 696 00:40:17,910 --> 00:40:19,080 God damn it! 697 00:40:21,370 --> 00:40:23,580 Nobody keeps me from my boys. 698 00:40:31,670 --> 00:40:33,170 Sons, I'm coming, I'm coming. 699 00:40:34,220 --> 00:40:35,380 Hon... 700 00:40:35,550 --> 00:40:37,050 Be careful! 701 00:40:37,340 --> 00:40:38,970 There's snake's out here. 702 00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:42,640 Honey? 703 00:40:56,490 --> 00:40:57,530 A ride... 704 00:41:01,870 --> 00:41:04,750 Look! It's the fuck stick lady. 705 00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,120 Can't you wait until we go home, honey? 706 00:41:15,090 --> 00:41:17,220 It's sleepy time baby. 707 00:41:23,350 --> 00:41:24,560 Are... are you okay, miss? 708 00:41:33,270 --> 00:41:34,940 - Drive... drive! - Oops... 709 00:41:40,450 --> 00:41:42,530 Had to be done, fruit cup. 710 00:41:44,580 --> 00:41:46,120 'Poo Man' Action! 711 00:41:47,750 --> 00:41:50,580 Stop, turn and dropped! 712 00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:54,250 All right, let's shoot this thing. 713 00:41:54,630 --> 00:41:56,510 One second. just one more second... 714 00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:00,590 Guys, I'm sorry to interrupt. 715 00:42:01,140 --> 00:42:03,260 Do you have any oil in the house? 716 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,970 - Oil? - Yeah, yeah... like baby oil or... 717 00:42:06,180 --> 00:42:10,060 or vegetable oil. I'm doing my first practise massage on Mr. Veetles so, 718 00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:11,730 Uh, I can tell you where it's not. 719 00:42:11,730 --> 00:42:12,940 It's not down here in the private sanctuary. 720 00:42:13,060 --> 00:42:15,360 - It's up in the kitchen. - Oops! Sorry, I'm leaving. 721 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:18,190 Hey, Sarah! Can you hold on for a second sweetie? 722 00:42:28,410 --> 00:42:29,460 Hey, Sarah! 723 00:42:30,620 --> 00:42:32,960 Hey would it be helpful, you know if you... 724 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,290 if you had someone real to practise massaging on? 725 00:42:36,710 --> 00:42:39,630 - Like me here... - Aren't you in the middle of your... your poo? 726 00:42:40,050 --> 00:42:41,300 - No. - Yes! 727 00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:47,640 Okay, cool! That'll be a new job, thank you. 728 00:42:48,390 --> 00:42:49,770 Cool! 729 00:42:50,810 --> 00:42:52,520 Wooh, wooh, wooh! Hold on Romeo. 730 00:42:52,810 --> 00:42:54,650 I don't get it. What're you doing? We're filming. 731 00:42:54,770 --> 00:42:56,690 I think this could be pretty cool, come on. 732 00:42:56,940 --> 00:42:59,400 - We're only three guys anyway. - It's not good. 733 00:43:00,570 --> 00:43:04,490 It could be some poo-riffic viewing opportunities from the trampoline. 734 00:43:08,450 --> 00:43:09,910 Oh, where do you guys think you're going? 735 00:43:10,290 --> 00:43:11,830 Come on! No, no no... 736 00:43:12,710 --> 00:43:14,830 Yeah... that's all great. Do it over here. Where are you doing? 737 00:43:17,290 --> 00:43:18,340 Guys! 738 00:43:19,210 --> 00:43:20,710 Come on man! 739 00:43:35,770 --> 00:43:37,860 Get down! Relax, bud. 740 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,780 Get down. At ease, soldier! 741 00:43:47,660 --> 00:43:48,700 Okay! 742 00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:53,250 Come on in! 743 00:43:54,750 --> 00:43:57,460 - Oh, sorry. - Oh, it's okay. I'm just setting up. 744 00:44:15,060 --> 00:44:17,730 Oh my God! Am I helping? 745 00:44:22,690 --> 00:44:23,900 Bring it here! 746 00:44:26,910 --> 00:44:30,080 - Thank you so much for doing this. - Yeah, no problem. 747 00:44:30,370 --> 00:44:31,740 Such a big help. 748 00:44:40,290 --> 00:44:42,170 So, have you ever had a massage before? 749 00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:45,510 Never. Why? 750 00:44:45,590 --> 00:44:48,510 Oh, it's just a question I'm supposed to ask according to the manual. 751 00:44:49,050 --> 00:44:50,470 Let's see what is next ... 752 00:44:51,470 --> 00:44:53,890 Yeah, turn music on. Okay... check. 753 00:44:54,270 --> 00:44:58,730 Give client towel and leave him or her in the room to disrobe. 754 00:44:58,980 --> 00:45:00,520 Okay, there you go. 755 00:45:00,940 --> 00:45:03,820 You know, I was thinking... 756 00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:07,610 that if you want to think like more outside the box, 757 00:45:07,740 --> 00:45:11,080 we could just have the massage with my clothes on. 758 00:45:12,450 --> 00:45:13,660 - I'll go first. - Why? 759 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:18,330 ... professional like so. 760 00:45:18,370 --> 00:45:21,590 - Yeah but you know, my clothes are very soft... - Eliot, please! 761 00:45:21,790 --> 00:45:23,500 This is very important. 762 00:45:25,210 --> 00:45:27,260 - Don't be shy, it's okay! - Sorry. 763 00:45:27,340 --> 00:45:28,840 Okay, so I'm going to be out in the hall, and you know, 764 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,390 you just let me know when you're ready. 765 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:32,050 - Okay. - Okay. 766 00:45:32,430 --> 00:45:33,930 I put my towel on. 767 00:45:45,820 --> 00:45:47,240 Hey! 768 00:45:47,490 --> 00:45:48,820 Why? 769 00:45:49,860 --> 00:45:52,120 - He's got a massage boner. - No! 770 00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:53,990 I want to see! I want to see! 771 00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:55,830 Get out! 772 00:45:58,120 --> 00:45:59,500 Your turn. 773 00:46:05,130 --> 00:46:06,920 Why? Get down! 774 00:46:07,420 --> 00:46:08,670 Oh, it's big! 775 00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:12,300 Cleared the pipe. 776 00:46:12,470 --> 00:46:14,050 Dude, I don't have anytime. 777 00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:23,480 Dude! 778 00:46:23,730 --> 00:46:25,440 Go on, get out! 779 00:46:28,610 --> 00:46:30,070 Maybe if I took it... damn! 780 00:46:33,780 --> 00:46:35,280 Are you ready, Eliot? 781 00:46:35,450 --> 00:46:37,580 Just... one more second please. 782 00:46:47,710 --> 00:46:49,510 He's going 'broke-back.' 783 00:46:51,180 --> 00:46:53,010 What's up bro? Don't look at me... don't look at me! 784 00:47:01,190 --> 00:47:02,810 - Look, I'm coming in Eliot! - Don't stop... 785 00:47:05,730 --> 00:47:07,020 Oh my God! 786 00:47:07,770 --> 00:47:09,150 - Are you okay? - Yes. 787 00:47:09,490 --> 00:47:12,320 - What... what's happened? - I just fell off the table ... 788 00:47:12,450 --> 00:47:14,660 - There... like must be a lot of oil. - Weird. 789 00:47:14,870 --> 00:47:16,950 Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. 790 00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:19,790 I'm so sorry. God, I cannot do anything right. 791 00:47:19,910 --> 00:47:21,830 No, no... it wasn't your fault. It was mine... 792 00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,630 I was... 793 00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:32,130 I was trying not to totally humiliate myself on you... 794 00:47:33,590 --> 00:47:36,970 Sorry to... ruin your first ever job with my boner. 795 00:47:37,350 --> 00:47:39,600 No, no. You didn't ruin my first day... no! 796 00:47:40,060 --> 00:47:42,730 I mean, you know I'm sure that... 797 00:47:43,350 --> 00:47:45,940 you know erection are common... 798 00:47:46,150 --> 00:47:47,690 hazard... you know, 799 00:47:47,900 --> 00:47:50,070 in this massage industry. So, you know... 800 00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:52,610 Don't worry about it! The board looks fine. 801 00:47:53,070 --> 00:47:55,030 - I'm very sorry. - No, just... no... 802 00:47:56,070 --> 00:47:57,990 You know it's fine... 803 00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,660 Is there a cure... 804 00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:08,630 I can only think of one. 805 00:48:22,980 --> 00:48:24,600 Okay... boobs, I'm out of here. 806 00:48:24,770 --> 00:48:27,020 No wait! Hey, it's my turn! Here. 807 00:48:27,310 --> 00:48:28,650 I want to see some boobs. 808 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,820 Boobs... boobs... boobs! 809 00:48:33,490 --> 00:48:34,860 Boobies... 810 00:48:42,870 --> 00:48:44,410 - Let's go! - Are you alright? 811 00:48:45,210 --> 00:48:47,040 - Yeah. - Okay! 812 00:48:51,340 --> 00:48:53,590 - Get in the house, Susan. - No, Dad. 813 00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:55,800 I'm... he's... 814 00:48:57,510 --> 00:48:58,680 Fuck! 815 00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:02,180 I promised her that I'd film her cheerleading, so... 816 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:03,890 ... have a good evening. 817 00:49:30,290 --> 00:49:31,920 You found the computer, eh? 818 00:49:35,420 --> 00:49:37,300 What're you smiling at? 819 00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,680 I am so proud of my boys. 820 00:49:39,890 --> 00:49:41,850 They're taking in rentals. 821 00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:45,020 They're making money, they've foods... 822 00:49:45,310 --> 00:49:47,140 and they're keeping the house clean. 823 00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:50,230 I love those boys. 824 00:49:51,860 --> 00:49:53,060 That's it, guys. 825 00:49:53,940 --> 00:49:55,650 The gloves are off. 826 00:49:58,950 --> 00:50:00,280 Eliot, open up! 827 00:50:00,610 --> 00:50:02,200 - Just a minute. - Come on. 828 00:50:03,910 --> 00:50:05,580 What's up, mister? Is there a problem? 829 00:50:05,790 --> 00:50:07,750 Yeah Sarah, there is a problem, okay. 830 00:50:07,830 --> 00:50:09,750 And it's in the form of a gigantic person 831 00:50:09,790 --> 00:50:11,710 downstairs who claims he answered your ad. 832 00:50:12,540 --> 00:50:14,090 I know what you're thinking... 833 00:50:14,210 --> 00:50:15,710 Can she cook? 834 00:50:16,170 --> 00:50:18,090 No, no... we weren't. 835 00:50:24,350 --> 00:50:25,890 Do you have any references? 836 00:50:28,310 --> 00:50:31,190 And he's a great guy who wanted to do the houseworks. 837 00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:33,520 All he's good for is playing and cleaning. 838 00:50:37,230 --> 00:50:39,610 Did I see you on "To catch predators? 839 00:50:43,780 --> 00:50:46,160 Honestly, what website did you post this on? 840 00:50:50,790 --> 00:50:53,960 Hi, fellow platinum members of Sky... 841 00:50:54,460 --> 00:50:55,880 Oh my gosh, it's you two. 842 00:50:59,210 --> 00:51:01,420 - This is awkward. - Get the fuck out of here! 843 00:51:01,550 --> 00:51:03,340 I guess I go there with my mom, again. 844 00:51:04,180 --> 00:51:06,600 She sort of kicked me out of her house. 845 00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:09,270 She found me playing with her dog too much. 846 00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:11,140 And when I mean playing with her dog, 847 00:51:11,140 --> 00:51:12,730 I mean putting peanut butter on my... 848 00:51:12,810 --> 00:51:14,770 Okay, enough. Get the fuck out of here, man! 849 00:51:14,850 --> 00:51:16,980 - Right, I'm leaving. I've references... - Get out! 850 00:51:17,980 --> 00:51:20,490 The problem is... we are unemployed. 851 00:51:20,780 --> 00:51:23,110 But we can provide other services. 852 00:51:23,740 --> 00:51:25,280 Please elaborate. 853 00:51:31,580 --> 00:51:33,080 And how about you? 854 00:51:35,670 --> 00:51:38,130 - No! - Hell no! 855 00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:40,590 Oh, my head... 856 00:51:41,340 --> 00:51:45,140 Dude, go locked the door. I can't see one more of this freak. 857 00:51:47,010 --> 00:51:49,560 Excuse me, is the room still available? 858 00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:51,100 No! 859 00:51:53,180 --> 00:51:54,770 Hi! 860 00:51:56,150 --> 00:51:58,360 Yeah... yeah, the room is still available. 861 00:51:58,690 --> 00:52:00,570 Great, I'm Hector. 862 00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:02,820 Hector, hi! Quinn. 863 00:52:03,450 --> 00:52:05,570 - This is my brother, Eliot. - Hi, I'm Eliot. 864 00:52:06,070 --> 00:52:08,410 - You... you got to see the room. - Thank you. 865 00:52:09,240 --> 00:52:10,830 So, tell us about yourself. 866 00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:14,790 I am a roofer. 867 00:52:15,790 --> 00:52:17,460 I'm- I'm recently divorced. 868 00:52:18,210 --> 00:52:21,840 I wanted to find a place to stay so that I could be near my kids. 869 00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:24,470 Oh, I'm sorry to hear about that but this room will be great. 870 00:52:24,510 --> 00:52:26,300 It's only $400 a month. 871 00:52:26,380 --> 00:52:28,600 What we need from you is one month rent upfront 872 00:52:28,850 --> 00:52:31,810 and we also gonna need damage deposit, you know, in advance. 873 00:52:32,180 --> 00:52:33,850 - You're set. - It sounds great! 874 00:52:34,060 --> 00:52:36,270 - Way to dial in the lingo. - Thanks! 875 00:52:36,850 --> 00:52:38,310 Can I see the room? 876 00:52:39,610 --> 00:52:40,980 And this is my room. 877 00:52:42,860 --> 00:52:44,150 This is lovely. 878 00:52:44,940 --> 00:52:46,280 I take it, as is. 879 00:52:46,700 --> 00:52:49,160 Great! You can move in this afternoon if you want. 880 00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:50,410 Super! 881 00:52:50,490 --> 00:52:52,080 Uhm, you have any papers? 882 00:52:53,330 --> 00:52:55,210 Drawing papers...? 883 00:52:55,910 --> 00:52:56,870 Lease? 884 00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,580 Oh, we're not really documents guys. 885 00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:04,090 Well, I could have my office e-mail over a standard rental agreement. 886 00:53:04,260 --> 00:53:06,170 - Sounds good! - You're moving in. 887 00:53:08,890 --> 00:53:11,850 Quinn and Eliot, can you just put your signature there? - Okay. 888 00:53:13,850 --> 00:53:15,100 - And here. - Okay! 889 00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,850 Okay, we're done. 890 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,270 - Welcome to our home! - Yeah, thanks. 891 00:53:24,190 --> 00:53:26,150 First thing, when we move in my stuffs in later, 892 00:53:26,150 --> 00:53:28,110 I need to you to get your shit out of my room. 893 00:53:28,820 --> 00:53:31,620 Err, I thought you were gonna take it as it is. 894 00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:33,620 I changed my mind. 895 00:53:33,740 --> 00:53:35,040 You got any mayonnaise? 896 00:53:35,540 --> 00:53:37,330 Err, actually that's our food. 897 00:53:38,750 --> 00:53:41,750 Provision 8 Charlie 6 of the Oaks California Rental Code clearly 898 00:53:41,790 --> 00:53:44,880 states that a food under premises of the signee of the lease shall 899 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,380 becomes the rental's. 900 00:53:46,510 --> 00:53:48,170 Now, I'm the rental, right? 901 00:53:49,130 --> 00:53:49,970 Yeah. 902 00:53:50,340 --> 00:53:52,550 So, where is the fucking mayo? 903 00:53:54,100 --> 00:53:55,270 Bottom shelf. 904 00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:10,490 This guy is a bit of a douche, don't you think? 905 00:54:10,490 --> 00:54:12,570 Maybe he's just a little tense from the divorce. 906 00:54:22,630 --> 00:54:23,960 Oh, this is bad ... 907 00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:25,590 This is very bad. 908 00:54:30,300 --> 00:54:32,970 - Holy shit! - Hector, what's the hell's going on here? 909 00:54:33,050 --> 00:54:35,720 I got a splinter in my finger from your fucking couch. 910 00:54:35,890 --> 00:54:37,310 Now, technically I could sue, 911 00:54:37,470 --> 00:54:39,480 but I choose a less confrontational approach. 912 00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:41,100 So, I bought some furniture, 913 00:54:41,390 --> 00:54:43,350 which I'm deducting from the rent. 914 00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:45,770 Think there gonna be a problem? 915 00:54:45,940 --> 00:54:48,280 - Hey,where do you want him? - Aww, stinky poovy's. 916 00:54:49,110 --> 00:54:50,360 Come here, baby. 917 00:54:50,650 --> 00:54:53,200 - Yeah, he sleeps with me, my room. - Woh, dude come on... time out. 918 00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:54,450 What is that? 919 00:54:54,490 --> 00:54:56,080 Peruvian Mud Viper, why? 920 00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:59,700 Because there's no 'Peluvian' Mud viper allowed in this house, okay. 921 00:55:00,710 --> 00:55:03,210 Err, the lease doesn't say no pets, 922 00:55:03,370 --> 00:55:04,750 does it? 923 00:55:08,340 --> 00:55:11,590 So, I guess 'The Cock' stays, proceed. 924 00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:16,260 - 'The Cock'? - That's his name, shit lips. 925 00:55:18,100 --> 00:55:21,350 - Who is this douche bag? - Oh... this is Hector Fantismo, 926 00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:23,060 he's Eliot new rental. 927 00:55:23,190 --> 00:55:24,900 Yeah, which begs the question, what are you 928 00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:26,560 mousekeeter doing in my house? 929 00:55:26,650 --> 00:55:29,190 Hey, back-off Fantismo! 930 00:55:29,780 --> 00:55:30,940 We're practically family. 931 00:55:31,030 --> 00:55:33,530 Practically doesn't cut it, Daisy. You're tresspassing. 932 00:55:33,700 --> 00:55:35,870 Take tit's and stick's and get the fuck out. 933 00:55:36,070 --> 00:55:36,320 Hector, hold on! 934 00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:38,870 What... I've got to quote the rental agreement to you again? 935 00:55:38,910 --> 00:55:40,870 Rental shall reserved the right to refuse 936 00:55:40,950 --> 00:55:43,580 visitation by any unwanted guests. 937 00:55:43,660 --> 00:55:45,040 End of stories. 938 00:55:45,670 --> 00:55:47,380 Get the fuck out. 939 00:55:58,970 --> 00:56:00,430 Are you kidding me right now? I said we go right 940 00:56:00,430 --> 00:56:01,850 back in there and high-lo this fucker. 941 00:56:02,390 --> 00:56:03,850 Shh... sonny, let me try to think okay. 942 00:56:03,850 --> 00:56:05,270 Excuse me,what is going on? 943 00:56:05,310 --> 00:56:09,190 Shirtless boy is outside and he's crying and he's wearing a shirt. 944 00:56:09,820 --> 00:56:11,900 This guy found a tenant from hell. That's what going on. 945 00:56:11,940 --> 00:56:13,400 - Get off you shithead. - Get off dude. 946 00:56:13,490 --> 00:56:15,030 You fuck it up again. That's what you do. 947 00:56:15,110 --> 00:56:16,160 Stop it! 948 00:56:16,240 --> 00:56:17,450 Just stop it! 949 00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:19,620 Okay, I want you guys to know that I appreciate 950 00:56:19,620 --> 00:56:20,990 everything you have done for me, 951 00:56:21,370 --> 00:56:23,830 I really do but if you want me to find another job right now, 952 00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:25,080 you know, I will. 953 00:56:25,210 --> 00:56:26,920 It's not gonna help. We signed a lease. 954 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,420 So we're stuck with this guy wether you get a job or not. 955 00:56:29,540 --> 00:56:30,840 - Really? - Yeah. 956 00:56:31,420 --> 00:56:33,260 - Are you sure? - Totally! - Yeah! 957 00:56:34,470 --> 00:56:36,760 Dude, I'll figure out a way to deal with this guy, alright. 958 00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:38,640 - You are on it? - Yeah. 959 00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:41,510 - As long as you do... - I will. 960 00:56:42,470 --> 00:56:43,980 We good? 961 00:56:47,350 --> 00:56:48,730 Come with me to get Mr. Veetles. 962 00:56:48,850 --> 00:56:50,820 - Arm re-attached. - Yeah. 963 00:57:08,870 --> 00:57:09,830 Nice... 964 00:57:16,340 --> 00:57:17,760 You 're not allowed down here, dude. 965 00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:21,390 Whatever. List of 23 maintenance infractions. 966 00:57:23,100 --> 00:57:24,770 Clean ceiling vents? 967 00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:29,600 - ... clogged with foreign material. - Adjust... 968 00:57:29,730 --> 00:57:30,980 ... water pressure? 969 00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:33,070 My shower is limp. 970 00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:35,110 Replaced gutters... 971 00:57:35,230 --> 00:57:38,650 It rattled. Makes 'The Cock' very jittery. 972 00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:41,450 I don't understand man. Like do you do anything like... 973 00:57:41,530 --> 00:57:44,120 ... don't you go to work, have kids to visit? 974 00:57:55,090 --> 00:57:56,420 Thanks for that. 975 00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:00,220 A man can't crack ass in his own house. 976 00:58:01,260 --> 00:58:02,430 I'm gonna throw up! 977 00:58:25,990 --> 00:58:27,580 Oh, there's my cart. 978 00:58:27,950 --> 00:58:29,460 Quinny, Quinny! 979 00:58:29,790 --> 00:58:32,580 - Hi! You've been avoiding me. - Hi! No, no... I-- 980 00:58:32,830 --> 00:58:34,460 No, I've been avoiding your father. 981 00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:37,000 - Cause he's crazy. - We need to do something about it. 982 00:58:37,510 --> 00:58:39,090 - It won't be pretty. - Okay... 983 00:58:39,380 --> 00:58:41,550 Hey, what're you here for? What're you going to buy? 984 00:58:42,010 --> 00:58:44,350 - I'm just getting some stuffs for the house. - Sounds dangerous. 985 00:58:44,890 --> 00:58:46,930 - What do you need? - I've gotta get the gutter. 986 00:58:47,010 --> 00:58:49,680 - Oh cool. Copper or stainless? - Which ever one is cheaper... 987 00:58:49,730 --> 00:58:52,060 Seamus... A grade, 10 grade... 988 00:58:53,190 --> 00:58:54,900 You actually knows all the stuffs. 989 00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:58,280 Yeah wait! Did you think I was some dumb 990 00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:00,030 easy cheerleader bimbo slut because, 991 00:59:00,150 --> 00:59:02,530 - I'm not like that. - Suzy, you just surprised me. 992 00:59:02,530 --> 00:59:04,370 That's fine, I get it. I'm kidding! 993 00:59:04,660 --> 00:59:06,580 See? You just did it again. 994 00:59:07,450 --> 00:59:09,200 - Take an 8th grade. - Okay. 995 00:59:45,610 --> 00:59:48,330 I'm blown away. I'm totally... totally impressed. 996 00:59:48,700 --> 00:59:50,330 - Thanks! - Yeah... 997 00:59:50,700 --> 00:59:54,040 You know mom... when my mom died I kind of have to pick up the slack. 998 00:59:56,540 --> 00:59:58,090 Oh, do you need help installing that? 999 00:59:58,290 --> 00:59:59,210 Cause... 1000 01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:03,340 No, I mean, thank you. But I... I think there's just stuffs 1001 01:00:03,340 --> 01:00:05,680 I gotta learn to do it on my own. 1002 01:00:06,340 --> 01:00:08,550 Pretty sure it's time I learn to do all this. 1003 01:00:09,260 --> 01:00:12,930 Quinn, do you mind coming to my cheerleading trials on Thursday? 1004 01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:16,810 I just kind of wanted you to be there when I don't make the team. 1005 01:00:16,850 --> 01:00:20,190 Suz don't... don't do that. You're totally gonna make the team. 1006 01:00:21,650 --> 01:00:24,280 Must be honest with you. You're probably not gonna make the team. 1007 01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:26,910 But I wouldn't count on it but 1008 01:00:27,700 --> 01:00:30,240 doesn't matter. I'll be there, okay! 1009 01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:35,500 Cool! 1010 01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:41,420 Hey, Suzy... 1011 01:00:44,010 --> 01:00:45,340 I am really sorry about your mom. 1012 01:00:47,090 --> 01:00:48,140 Me too. 1013 01:00:52,060 --> 01:00:54,180 - See you Thursday. - Yeah. 1014 01:01:07,740 --> 01:01:09,740 Not bad eh, kitty cat? 1015 01:01:10,950 --> 01:01:12,370 Looking good... 1016 01:01:14,540 --> 01:01:16,370 That's a redo. 1017 01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:23,920 What's up, bro? You been fixing the sink? 1018 01:01:24,170 --> 01:01:26,300 No, I'm addressing the United Nations. 1019 01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:28,220 Why are you so snarky about? 1020 01:01:29,050 --> 01:01:31,510 Snarky? Because while you guys were out playing kissy face, 1021 01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:33,850 I got to be stuck here with Jello fuck up Fantisma. 1022 01:01:34,850 --> 01:01:35,930 Clear the vents yet? 1023 01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:37,350 I'll get to it, shitty hole. 1024 01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:39,440 Verbally abusing the tenant. 1025 01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:41,310 Should have include that in my complaint to the city. 1026 01:01:42,310 --> 01:01:43,320 Yo... you... 1027 01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:45,190 I know what you are thinking, punk. 1028 01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:46,990 You're thinking the second Hector turns his back, 1029 01:01:46,990 --> 01:01:48,530 I'm gonna take him down. 1030 01:01:48,820 --> 01:01:50,990 That's not going to happen. So let me tell you something. 1031 01:01:51,700 --> 01:01:55,660 "The Cock" never sleeps, and that allows me to sleep... 1032 01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:57,450 very soundly. 1033 01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:06,210 Why would he ever name that thing 'The Cock'? 1034 01:02:06,460 --> 01:02:09,470 I don't know. Why does he sun tan his penis, right? I know this though, 1035 01:02:09,510 --> 01:02:11,930 I live with him because of you and your genius boyfriend. 1036 01:02:12,050 --> 01:02:13,600 You clean the vents! 1037 01:02:15,890 --> 01:02:16,890 Well, well... 1038 01:02:22,770 --> 01:02:25,230 - It smells like rats... bad! - Dude, just get on it. 1039 01:02:34,660 --> 01:02:36,990 So, you want to talk about it? 1040 01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:39,040 About what? 1041 01:02:39,660 --> 01:02:42,830 About how the thing with your brother and me is bothering you? 1042 01:02:44,460 --> 01:02:47,880 Sarah... it's really not about you. You know? 1043 01:02:48,300 --> 01:02:51,050 I mean, Eliot and I've always want to do our own business. 1044 01:02:51,300 --> 01:02:53,390 Of the grid and totally on our own. 1045 01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:55,390 I won't see that get fuck-up. 1046 01:02:56,310 --> 01:03:00,560 Hey guys, somebody put in some "Mission Impossible" spy shit. 1047 01:03:01,270 --> 01:03:03,600 Bro, just do the job. 1048 01:03:14,990 --> 01:03:18,490 Hello, Tom... Hector coming to you live in the moose camp. 1049 01:03:23,540 --> 01:03:25,500 It seems you've nothing to worry about. 1050 01:03:25,630 --> 01:03:27,290 I'm driving these kids nut. 1051 01:03:27,710 --> 01:03:30,210 Inside a week, this house is gonna be yours again. 1052 01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:33,800 I'm counting on you, Hector. 1053 01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:35,760 Tom, lunch... 1054 01:03:42,390 --> 01:03:43,480 Hey look, guy! 1055 01:03:45,310 --> 01:03:46,190 What are you doing? 1056 01:03:52,780 --> 01:03:55,950 Whoa Eliot, what are you doing, bro? What's going on? 1057 01:03:58,490 --> 01:03:59,330 Oh my God! 1058 01:04:13,090 --> 01:04:14,090 It hurt... 1059 01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:16,840 Now I've just shaved my back 1060 01:04:17,180 --> 01:04:18,800 but I stop at the crack 1061 01:04:22,220 --> 01:04:23,640 Now get in your car 1062 01:04:23,980 --> 01:04:25,230 You can come as you are 1063 01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:27,600 Go... gonna make a mess 1064 01:04:27,650 --> 01:04:29,480 Why the hell did dad hired this freak? 1065 01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:31,070 He must really want you guys out. 1066 01:04:31,150 --> 01:04:32,940 Come on! Let's high-lo this motherfucker right now. 1067 01:04:33,190 --> 01:04:35,320 Quinn, dude! The guy still got a lease. 1068 01:04:35,450 --> 01:04:36,820 Yeah and he has got 'The Cock' 1069 01:04:37,820 --> 01:04:41,660 Put the stuff in my pouch So you better bring your extra dress 1070 01:04:42,330 --> 01:04:44,540 Fine! First we'll deal with the snake. 1071 01:04:44,620 --> 01:04:46,160 Then we go deal with that, alright! 1072 01:05:05,310 --> 01:05:08,940 Okay! I'm going to open the door. You spank 'The Cock' 1073 01:05:21,660 --> 01:05:23,200 We're gonna need a bigger spatula. 1074 01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:25,540 I got a better idea. 1075 01:05:32,090 --> 01:05:35,050 I'm sorry to do this to you partner, but this thing gotta eat. 1076 01:05:35,170 --> 01:05:36,380 Now he is your partner? 1077 01:05:38,010 --> 01:05:42,010 You open, we thrust, the snake chows down on Veetles, we attack. 1078 01:05:42,050 --> 01:05:43,430 - Nice. - Okay. 1079 01:05:51,860 --> 01:05:53,860 You can't miss 'The Cock' 1080 01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:56,030 Time for din din. 1081 01:05:57,360 --> 01:05:58,450 No reaction. 1082 01:05:58,780 --> 01:06:00,240 Let's smash his balls. 1083 01:06:00,990 --> 01:06:04,160 He didn't have balls. 1084 01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:08,200 Come on, let's tear balls. Right now. 1085 01:06:10,540 --> 01:06:12,790 You stupid 'Cock' 1086 01:06:19,670 --> 01:06:21,340 You're going down Fantismo! 1087 01:06:35,230 --> 01:06:37,190 You really think you can break a fireman? 1088 01:06:37,860 --> 01:06:39,650 Just... just tear up the lease. 1089 01:06:39,690 --> 01:06:40,950 What's ya blowing, braveheart. 1090 01:06:42,530 --> 01:06:44,320 Prepare to fire. 1091 01:06:44,490 --> 01:06:46,490 His cracker ass, break it! 1092 01:06:46,660 --> 01:06:48,240 Remove trousers! 1093 01:06:51,500 --> 01:06:53,120 You twisted little fuckers. 1094 01:06:54,540 --> 01:06:55,710 Zoom in! 1095 01:06:56,500 --> 01:06:57,750 Fire! 1096 01:07:01,930 --> 01:07:03,300 Son of a bitch! 1097 01:07:04,510 --> 01:07:05,550 Reload! 1098 01:07:11,020 --> 01:07:13,400 They know I'm your pal, Tom, 1099 01:07:13,940 --> 01:07:16,400 former fire inspector, Oldbert. 1100 01:07:16,730 --> 01:07:18,190 I tore up the lease. 1101 01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:22,200 I've never met two boys who want to live at home 1102 01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:24,110 as much as they did. 1103 01:07:28,490 --> 01:07:30,120 You planted Hector? 1104 01:07:31,370 --> 01:07:35,500 Hector is done, dad. Here is our new tenants right here. 1105 01:07:35,630 --> 01:07:36,960 I like them. Their parents wanted them 1106 01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:39,130 to move out of their house really really badly. 1107 01:07:39,380 --> 01:07:42,050 They gave us a year worth of rents and advances. 1108 01:07:42,130 --> 01:07:43,760 We got a lease and everything. 1109 01:07:44,340 --> 01:07:46,640 They will be using your room and your bed and 1110 01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:48,970 your bathroom until such time as you return. 1111 01:07:49,010 --> 01:07:50,640 I know this is probably gonna bug you out, 1112 01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:53,060 the whole bed things, hey we gotta pay the bills. 1113 01:07:54,350 --> 01:07:58,440 And with that we end your video coverage of the Cartkart house. 1114 01:07:59,020 --> 01:08:01,070 Damn it! When I was their age, 1115 01:08:01,110 --> 01:08:03,150 I couldn't wait to get out of the house. 1116 01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:05,160 Tom, you've just proven that our boys can handle 1117 01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:07,070 adversity of the worst kind. 1118 01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:09,370 Together they can conquer the world. 1119 01:08:09,740 --> 01:08:11,830 Come on, doesn't that make you proud? 1120 01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:16,540 You raised them. What does it matter if they lived at home or not. 1121 01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:20,380 This time we have... this is like, this is a bad night. 1122 01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:24,970 Honey, I know. But you know, they are gonna leave someday. 1123 01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:28,970 But... but just for now, just let it go, okay? 1124 01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:32,270 It's time to go home. 1125 01:08:33,140 --> 01:08:34,060 But I... I still like to ... 1126 01:08:35,350 --> 01:08:39,190 You said that we can go home when they grow up. 1127 01:08:39,610 --> 01:08:40,730 They grew up! 1128 01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:43,360 Go home. 1129 01:09:08,550 --> 01:09:10,930 Can't fight your own fight, you pussy boy. 1130 01:09:10,930 --> 01:09:13,310 You told Suzy I was coming down hard on you 1131 01:09:13,350 --> 01:09:14,350 - and now she got... - Look, Mr. Decker! 1132 01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:15,810 Suzy is... 1133 01:09:19,310 --> 01:09:21,810 Suzy is my girlfriend. Okay, there, I've said it. 1134 01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:24,320 And lately, I've been having some really truly legit 1135 01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:26,280 feelings for her, alright. 1136 01:09:26,900 --> 01:09:30,070 I appreciate it if I could start seeing her on a regular basis, 1137 01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:31,410 ... sir! 1138 01:09:35,080 --> 01:09:38,410 Quinn, I'd no idea you have such commitment to my little girl. 1139 01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:41,960 No! 1140 01:09:50,550 --> 01:09:52,220 Oh hey, Quinn. 1141 01:09:52,890 --> 01:09:55,260 Look how Sarah organized the fridge. 1142 01:09:56,850 --> 01:09:58,770 Hey, can I get some of that? 1143 01:10:33,510 --> 01:10:35,890 You see all the heads we got on the lake dance? 1144 01:10:37,890 --> 01:10:40,640 As I can see, you're very excited, thank you. 1145 01:10:40,690 --> 01:10:43,770 Everytime we get the filmworks going again, you fuck with it. 1146 01:10:43,900 --> 01:10:44,980 What's that supposed to mean? 1147 01:10:45,150 --> 01:10:46,520 What does our logo say, huh? 1148 01:10:46,650 --> 01:10:48,280 It says Cathkart Brothers Filmworks. 1149 01:10:48,440 --> 01:10:50,900 Does not say Cathkart Brothers and Yoko Filmworks. 1150 01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:54,160 Dude, don't you get it? Sarah is going to stoke our business. 1151 01:10:54,410 --> 01:10:55,780 Sarah is gonna stoke our... are you kidding me? 1152 01:10:55,910 --> 01:10:57,370 You really buy that line of dialogue. 1153 01:10:57,370 --> 01:10:58,830 You're throwing your brother onto a bus. 1154 01:10:58,870 --> 01:11:01,040 Alright, that's what you're doing. You trade me in and I don't like it. 1155 01:11:01,290 --> 01:11:04,000 So she's not allowed in the sanctuary. New rule... understand. 1156 01:11:08,050 --> 01:11:09,550 Try smoking now, El... 1157 01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:19,680 Okay guys! We need something, alright. 1158 01:11:20,060 --> 01:11:23,350 We gotta put our heads together and... 1159 01:11:23,690 --> 01:11:25,610 Dude, who put that there? This is perfect! 1160 01:11:25,650 --> 01:11:27,360 Get away! Get the camera. 1161 01:11:28,940 --> 01:11:30,990 And he float right here. Get a nice tight shot. 1162 01:11:31,490 --> 01:11:33,740 Floating! Yeah, does it looks like I am floating? Yeah, look at that dude. 1163 01:11:34,950 --> 01:11:37,620 Close shot and then pull out, open a bunch of cool stuffs in the back. 1164 01:11:37,780 --> 01:11:39,580 Hey, what are you doing when I'm working. 1165 01:11:39,620 --> 01:11:40,700 Read this. 1166 01:11:41,830 --> 01:11:43,620 This better be an apology letter. 1167 01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:45,960 This be great! 1168 01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:47,880 Dear Eliot, 1169 01:11:48,250 --> 01:11:50,050 the past weeks had been the best. 1170 01:11:50,130 --> 01:11:52,130 I got to practise being a masseuse 1171 01:11:52,260 --> 01:11:53,550 and hanging with you. 1172 01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:57,640 But when I realized this is the best thing you guys had going 1173 01:11:57,680 --> 01:11:59,180 is your relationship. 1174 01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:01,890 That's the reason you want to be at home. 1175 01:12:02,140 --> 01:12:03,770 To be with each other. 1176 01:12:04,310 --> 01:12:05,650 And I don't want to mess that up! 1177 01:12:05,810 --> 01:12:09,020 You guys belong together, you are a team. Love you, Sarah. 1178 01:12:09,190 --> 01:12:11,530 So what? I should get all weepy and kiss your ass? 1179 01:12:11,780 --> 01:12:13,240 Err yeah, that would be a start. 1180 01:12:13,280 --> 01:12:15,150 You know what! Why don't you step out from behind your hard-on. 1181 01:12:15,150 --> 01:12:17,030 Take a look at what you do in business. 1182 01:12:17,070 --> 01:12:18,620 I'm not doing this without her. 1183 01:12:19,620 --> 01:12:21,950 The truth is, we don't even need you at this point. 1184 01:12:22,330 --> 01:12:24,290 But Eliot is our main ideas guy, Quinn. 1185 01:12:24,540 --> 01:12:25,580 Yeah... 1186 01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:30,340 Nothing we can't handle on our own, shirtless boy. 1187 01:12:32,130 --> 01:12:34,260 You want to break this up? Fine, go ahead, alright! 1188 01:12:34,300 --> 01:12:36,430 But see how far you get if you team with JJ? 1189 01:12:37,340 --> 01:12:39,680 - Do whatever man. - Do whatever man! 1190 01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:41,140 - Fuck you. - Fuck you! 1191 01:12:41,180 --> 01:12:42,350 I'm gone! 1192 01:12:48,020 --> 01:12:50,520 Eliot, we need you. We need your creative mojo. 1193 01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:51,400 Fuck! 1194 01:12:53,990 --> 01:12:54,940 Pimp'a'lot, come on! 1195 01:13:01,160 --> 01:13:02,740 Come back! We need you. 1196 01:13:03,620 --> 01:13:05,290 Sarah is not even worth it. 1197 01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:08,500 Bad hair, big shoes... 1198 01:13:08,670 --> 01:13:09,880 Eliot, don't go. 1199 01:13:09,960 --> 01:13:11,540 This is your home. 1200 01:13:13,670 --> 01:13:14,880 Would you say something? 1201 01:13:26,020 --> 01:13:27,600 Nice wagon, fag. 1202 01:13:28,730 --> 01:13:31,310 Nice... you. 1203 01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:06,140 It's okay, guys. Let him through. 1204 01:14:13,650 --> 01:14:15,520 What the fuck is this? 1205 01:14:15,610 --> 01:14:19,780 Paragraph 2, Niner of the Oaks, California Residential Code 1206 01:14:19,860 --> 01:14:23,030 states that all residents who leave the premises 1207 01:14:23,070 --> 01:14:26,490 with the intention of moving out, forfeit the right to all the property 1208 01:14:26,660 --> 01:14:28,000 they leave behind. 1209 01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:29,750 Ooh, how much is this? 1210 01:14:29,830 --> 01:14:31,750 Oh... I'm sorry, that is not for sale. 1211 01:14:32,080 --> 01:14:34,080 - It's mine. - You know, my dad gave this to me. 1212 01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:35,540 I picked it up. 1213 01:14:36,250 --> 01:14:37,590 Push the old lady, huh? 1214 01:14:37,670 --> 01:14:39,550 - Oh, you made me do it. - Oh, I made you do it? 1215 01:14:39,670 --> 01:14:41,880 - You're a douche! - I am a what? - Yeah, you little baggy... 1216 01:14:42,220 --> 01:14:44,180 Oh yeah, is that what I am? Come on say it right out, come on. 1217 01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:50,560 Stop it! Stop it! You're scaring all the customers. 1218 01:14:51,350 --> 01:14:53,150 It's a brothers thing. Stay out of it. 1219 01:14:54,440 --> 01:14:57,070 - Hell no, you know! - Oh no, you didn't. 1220 01:15:19,590 --> 01:15:21,130 What the hell is going on? 1221 01:15:21,760 --> 01:15:23,590 Oh my God! They're hitting each other. 1222 01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:32,850 Hey! Stop it! Both of you. Get up... get up. 1223 01:15:35,270 --> 01:15:36,940 Get off of him. 1224 01:15:37,060 --> 01:15:38,520 - Get up... get up! - Stop this. Come on, both of you! 1225 01:15:38,650 --> 01:15:40,570 Stop Eliot! Stop this instance. 1226 01:15:41,150 --> 01:15:42,400 You know, you shouldn't be here. 1227 01:15:42,490 --> 01:15:43,650 - Selling my stuffs. - I didn't sell your stuffs. 1228 01:15:43,700 --> 01:15:44,820 Take your stuffs, I can't sell anymore. 1229 01:15:44,910 --> 01:15:46,200 Shut up! 1230 01:15:49,990 --> 01:15:51,910 Now, everybody just calm down. 1231 01:15:52,540 --> 01:15:54,870 I'm going to go in the house and make us a nice casserole, 1232 01:15:54,870 --> 01:15:57,210 and you boys some pocorn balls... 1233 01:15:57,710 --> 01:15:59,420 and then, you know you guys go in and work on your video. 1234 01:15:59,500 --> 01:16:01,130 Stop mom... just stop, okay. 1235 01:16:01,590 --> 01:16:03,050 I'm living somewhere else. 1236 01:16:06,890 --> 01:16:08,350 Be in touch, alright? 1237 01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:09,470 But honey but... 1238 01:16:09,640 --> 01:16:12,180 What about Cathkart Brothers Filmworks? 1239 01:16:12,850 --> 01:16:14,100 It's over, dad. 1240 01:16:14,230 --> 01:16:15,730 What? 1241 01:16:15,940 --> 01:16:18,190 - Where are you going? - I'm going for a walk. 1242 01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:24,490 - Is this what you wanted, Tom? - No... 1243 01:16:27,700 --> 01:16:28,990 Get out of my way. 1244 01:16:29,160 --> 01:16:30,870 She's fierce! 1245 01:16:30,910 --> 01:16:33,700 What the hell are you looking at? Take a hike! 1246 01:16:34,410 --> 01:16:35,960 But dude, we lived here. 1247 01:17:50,990 --> 01:17:52,030 Hello? 1248 01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:54,030 Hi, Mr. Cathkart... 1249 01:17:54,120 --> 01:17:58,120 This is Sarah. Eliot new roomy. 1250 01:17:58,660 --> 01:18:00,040 Yeah, hi. 1251 01:18:00,170 --> 01:18:02,960 So Eliot wanted me to come by and get the rest of his stuffs. 1252 01:18:03,380 --> 01:18:04,630 Can I speak to him? 1253 01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:08,010 Actually he's at... work. 1254 01:18:09,090 --> 01:18:11,180 Eliot has a job? 1255 01:18:16,310 --> 01:18:18,100 Hey buddy... Quinn. 1256 01:18:19,140 --> 01:18:20,730 I need some help. Let's go. 1257 01:18:20,770 --> 01:18:22,270 Dad, I'm working. 1258 01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:25,270 Yeah, I see! Looks like it's going really well. 1259 01:18:28,650 --> 01:18:30,320 Come on, I need to go get a window. 1260 01:18:30,490 --> 01:18:31,610 You can't do that by yourself? 1261 01:18:31,660 --> 01:18:34,780 New rules, right? You lives here, you gotta contribute. 1262 01:18:34,870 --> 01:18:36,790 Now, come on. Come on... let's go! 1263 01:18:43,380 --> 01:18:45,880 - Thanks! - For what? 1264 01:18:46,420 --> 01:18:48,170 I don't know, everything. You know... 1265 01:18:49,210 --> 01:18:53,260 Going to work everyday, paying the bills... 1266 01:18:53,340 --> 01:18:54,550 bringing home the crunch berries. 1267 01:18:54,640 --> 01:18:56,430 All of it! 1268 01:18:58,640 --> 01:18:59,680 You're welcome. 1269 01:19:06,270 --> 01:19:08,110 Go on in... I gotta park. 1270 01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:21,370 What's up, Zerban? 1271 01:19:21,870 --> 01:19:23,120 Where is the dress? 1272 01:19:24,290 --> 01:19:26,540 Quinn... Oaks High, remember I was a lot 1273 01:19:26,540 --> 01:19:28,800 cooler than you, where you have this little dresses on... 1274 01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:30,300 whose lunches is always weird. 1275 01:19:37,050 --> 01:19:40,220 This person needs something. Get it for him. 1276 01:19:42,930 --> 01:19:45,730 - What are you doing here? - What are you doing here? 1277 01:19:48,570 --> 01:19:51,070 Help the man now. 1278 01:19:51,530 --> 01:19:52,780 What do you want? 1279 01:19:53,990 --> 01:19:56,530 Looking for a 18 x 32 aluminium slider for a 1280 01:19:56,530 --> 01:19:59,080 class C Ford Grande recreational vehicle. 1281 01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:00,580 Oh you mean dad's drive wheel? 1282 01:20:01,540 --> 01:20:04,210 - Cut the chit-chat! - Come on! 1283 01:20:07,580 --> 01:20:09,340 It wasn't my idea to come here, you know. 1284 01:20:09,460 --> 01:20:11,130 I know, thanks. 1285 01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:18,850 Hi. 1286 01:20:22,310 --> 01:20:24,480 I'd like to see Sarah. 1287 01:20:28,150 --> 01:20:29,230 Sarah! 1288 01:20:30,610 --> 01:20:33,570 - Hi, sorry! - Sorry doesn't impress me. 1289 01:20:33,610 --> 01:20:34,990 Helps the customer. 1290 01:20:35,570 --> 01:20:37,610 Hi. How can I help you? 1291 01:20:37,820 --> 01:20:40,120 We spoke on the phone. I'm Tom. 1292 01:20:40,280 --> 01:20:41,950 - Oh how... hello, hi! - Hi. 1293 01:20:42,660 --> 01:20:44,830 I'll take that apology anytime now. 1294 01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:46,500 Yeah, that's gonna happen. 1295 01:20:47,460 --> 01:20:48,790 I need a frosted paint. 1296 01:20:50,170 --> 01:20:52,170 That would have been useful information upfront. 1297 01:20:56,720 --> 01:20:58,970 Are you here to buy something? 1298 01:20:59,340 --> 01:21:02,390 No. I'm here to heal my family. 1299 01:21:02,470 --> 01:21:07,060 And if you ring that bell one more time, I'm gonna stick it up your ass. 1300 01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:12,360 Don't test me today, old man. 1301 01:21:12,360 --> 01:21:14,030 - You go ahead, ring the bell! - You want me to ring the bell? 1302 01:21:14,320 --> 01:21:15,690 Yeah... go ahead, Zerban. 1303 01:21:15,740 --> 01:21:16,990 - I will ring the bell. - Go on, ring it. 1304 01:21:17,450 --> 01:21:20,200 I'm so sorry, sir. The customer is always right 1305 01:21:20,370 --> 01:21:21,530 in my father's shop. 1306 01:21:22,120 --> 01:21:22,910 Give me the bell. 1307 01:21:22,950 --> 01:21:24,790 Is this what you want or not? 1308 01:21:27,540 --> 01:21:28,750 Is this what you want? 1309 01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:33,590 You guys, Zerban is beating up your dad. 1310 01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:35,840 Dad, what? 1311 01:21:37,510 --> 01:21:38,880 - I got high. - I got low! 1312 01:21:44,810 --> 01:21:45,720 What is this? 1313 01:21:47,140 --> 01:21:50,980 I told you, Zerban. Look at them. Join at the head. 1314 01:21:51,060 --> 01:21:52,770 Come on, Eliot. We're going home. 1315 01:21:53,230 --> 01:21:55,030 You mean like, quit my job? 1316 01:21:55,530 --> 01:21:59,150 Somebody got to live and breath the creative mojo, right... Zerban? 1317 01:21:59,950 --> 01:22:01,740 - Indeed captain. - Here you go, buddy. - Thank you. 1318 01:22:02,570 --> 01:22:04,370 - Let's go. - Okay. 1319 01:22:05,580 --> 01:22:06,660 You are not actually a dick? 1320 01:22:06,660 --> 01:22:09,830 Ah yes I am, but sometimes I wear the dress... 1321 01:22:11,120 --> 01:22:12,000 ... on the inside. 1322 01:22:13,340 --> 01:22:15,420 All right, hand over your shirt. 1323 01:22:15,590 --> 01:22:17,210 Come on... come on! You're out of here. 1324 01:22:17,590 --> 01:22:20,090 And dry clean it so I can get it ready for the next person. 1325 01:22:20,970 --> 01:22:24,100 - We good? - Yeah! 1326 01:22:26,560 --> 01:22:28,270 You coming? 1327 01:22:42,410 --> 01:22:45,120 Get the fuck away from Zerban bell. 1328 01:22:50,620 --> 01:22:52,500 Hey mom. This is Sarah. 1329 01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:55,590 You two... matching outfits. 1330 01:22:56,040 --> 01:22:57,710 So glad you're home. 1331 01:22:58,380 --> 01:23:00,420 Nice to meet you, Mrs. C. 1332 01:23:01,420 --> 01:23:05,220 - Eliot told me so much about you - So nice to meet you. 1333 01:23:05,720 --> 01:23:07,140 Come in... 1334 01:23:07,350 --> 01:23:09,970 Tell mom to save another spot in the den. 1335 01:23:13,020 --> 01:23:15,440 Oh... okay! 1336 01:23:24,160 --> 01:23:26,410 Yeah, I'm here for Suzy. 1337 01:23:27,410 --> 01:23:29,790 Well, I guess that means you are ready to tangle, huh... Aunt Nancy. 1338 01:23:30,290 --> 01:23:32,910 What is this... 1950? I'm so over you man. 1339 01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:34,620 Get out of here, fuck face. 1340 01:23:36,580 --> 01:23:40,960 I knew I could toughen you up. Get over here. 1341 01:23:43,050 --> 01:23:45,300 Suzy, Quinn is here. 1342 01:23:46,340 --> 01:23:50,520 She's the only girl that I got left. Be nice! 1343 01:23:50,770 --> 01:23:52,930 I will! 1344 01:23:53,020 --> 01:23:54,940 Suzy! Suzy! 1345 01:23:59,150 --> 01:24:00,440 - Hi. - Hi! 1346 01:24:09,580 --> 01:24:12,000 Make a wish, smokie. 1347 01:24:13,450 --> 01:24:15,960 I already got my wish, honey. 1348 01:24:16,920 --> 01:24:18,840 Oh you did it! Whoops... oop, come on! 1349 01:24:19,380 --> 01:24:20,960 Be a good boy. 1350 01:24:23,550 --> 01:24:25,090 Surprise! 1351 01:24:25,550 --> 01:24:27,050 Happy Birthday! 1352 01:24:33,020 --> 01:24:34,770 The Back Nine! 1353 01:24:34,810 --> 01:24:37,440 Quinn and I pool our recycling money. 1354 01:24:37,650 --> 01:24:38,940 I love you, guys. 1355 01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:41,230 We love you, dad. Love you! 1356 01:24:46,030 --> 01:24:47,860 Oh, dinner on Thursday guys. 1357 01:24:48,110 --> 01:24:50,120 - Not too big will do, mom. - Okay! 1358 01:24:51,030 --> 01:24:52,740 You guys want to do some vid bowling? 1359 01:24:53,660 --> 01:24:55,080 - Yeah! - Hook it up! 102266