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Look, there she is.

-She's here. Mrs. Garfield.
-Whoa, people, please.

This is a private home.
Give the family some space.

Joe, what are they all doing here?

Ma'am, Mr. Garfield just won
the party's nomination for president.

Everybody gets in line,
from the sewage worker on up.

New York and its purse strings are closed.

-I'll prepare one of my memorandums.
-And break skulls if you have to.

They want to reform the party
out from under us, let's oblige them.

We'll sit on the sidelines,
hands in our pockets,

and deliver their sorry-ass ticket
to Kingdom Come.

Four years,
they'll be begging us for Grant.

This whole debacle
will die a fucking footnote, if that.

Understood.

Gentlemen, where is your candidate?
Where's Garfield?

He left for his hotel, Senator.

What the hell is he doing there? Go.
Get him here, now.

-You, go, get him back here.
-Right away, sir.

These delegates are getting restless.
They want to go home.

We need to put forth a running mate,
and we need to do it now.

Well, I, for one, say we ought to nominate
Senator James Blaine.

-That's your brilliant idea?
-You're the best man for the job.

That's an insult.
It's the vice presidency.

Besides, Garfield's coalition
and my own are one and the same.

I've got no extra support to give him.

No, for us to have any chance
at eking out a win in November,

we need New York.

-Sir, I...
-It has the largest vote share.

Biggest donor base, control of the papers.

You can't seriously be suggesting
we offer the position to Conkling.

His politics are
the definition of corrupt.

-He's a cancer on our party.
-We don't need Conkling.

We just need his machine.

Someone who knows where the bodies
are buried and how best to loot them.

Might not be above
a shameless appeal to personal glory.

Someone who can command
the right kind of influence.

A collector
for the New York Customs House,

through which three-quarters
of all federal revenue is amassed.

Negotiates a complex network
of job appointments.

Ah!

His generosity
repaid in the form of…

Bless you.

…party contributions.

Whatever his moral leanings,

he's one of the more effective
civil servants in the bureau.

Give him another one.

And exceedingly popular, to boot.

Besides, there's no place
where the powers of mischief are so small

as in the vice presidency.

Arthur!

Chester Arthur!

Come here!
Come here, you big old son of a bitch!

Who will be the one to tell Garfield?

Well?

Has Ohio made their offer?

They have.

Thank you, Tony.

What are the bastards willing to trade

to get my name on the ticket
alongside Garfield's?

What?

For God's sake, wipe that dumb look
off your face and tell me.

The Ohio men have offered me
the vice presidency.

Sir.

I'm serious.

They offered it to me.

You?

Yes, sir.

They offered
the second-highest office in the land

to a customs collector
for the Port of New York?

Huh.

This smacks of Blaine.

Well, in that case,
you ought to drop the damn thing

as you would
a red-hot shoe from the forge.

I sought you to consult.

Consult? What is there to consult about?

There's something else to be said.

You know me.

You know I have not been right
since my Nelly passed earlier this year.

Jesus Christ.

I feel…

I've lacked purpose,
as if a ship without a rudder.

The office of the vice president is
a greater honor than I'd ever dreamed of.

Chester, dear friend…

If you wish for my favor and respect,

you will contemptuously decline it.

Senator Conkling…

I shall accept the nomination.

And what's more,

I shall carry with me
the majority of the New York delegation.

Oh, shall you?

Fucking ape!

Get out.

♪ I'll be glad when you're dead
You rascal, you ♪

Excuse me.

-There he is.
-Jeez.

James, you said it'd be a light reception.

Jim,
meet your running mate, Chester Arthur.

I've heard lots of nice things.

Ah.

Yeah, you... you two,

you're gonna get along swimmingly,
I'm sure.

Ladies and gentlemen,
my fellow Republicans!

Here's to a winning ticket!

Thank you.

Thank you, thank you.

Oh, oh… I… Mm…

Don't trouble with it.
We'll bring another glass straightaway.

Thank you, Frederic.
And I'll take another copy of the paper.

I'll see to it myself,
Mr. Guiteau.

Oh, and maybe this time
I'll try the Madeira.

Excellent choice.

-You like the man?
-Yes, he's wonderful.

A congressman from Ohio.

Good morning, ma'am.

I'd like to put in for a word
with James Garfield, the candidate.

My name's Guiteau.
I'm an old friend of his from Chicago.

I'm very sorry. He isn't here now.

Oh, that's fine, that's fine.
When do you expect him back?

I have a couple other appointments today,
but I can move things around, and…

What do I know?
Nobody tells us volunteers much.

Well, maybe I should just, uh,
go upstairs and double-check anyway.

-For both our sakes.
-Hang on! Mr. Cousteau!

Mr. Cousteau!

Oh, Senator Blaine!

Just the fellow I was hoping
to speak with. Uh, Charles Guiteau.

I read every word
of every speech you've given.

-Is that so?
-Yes.

And I especially admired the way
you tore apart that rascal Conkling

on the House floor back in '66.

The singed cat and the Bengal tiger.

I was quicker in my youth
and far better at making lifelong foes.

A great oratory should inspire
such depth of feeling.

It's... it's a lesson
I incorporate into my own rhetoric,

and I think you'd really enjoy this sermon
I composed on behalf of our man, Garfield.

See, I was an early booster
of his back in Chicago.

With your endorsement,
I'd love to join the fold

and start stumping on the roster
and getting the word out.

Have you any sort of following?

I'd say, moderate to considerable,

in between my essays
and the lecture circuit.

And I run an independent paper
in Illinois, The Theocrat.

Oh.

"Guiteau," that's French Huguenot,
isn't it?

Yeah, you got a good ear.

Well… …yes.

Indeed, uh…

Sad to say, our roster
is pretty much full at present.

Uh, we'll make sure this goes
through the proper channels, nevertheless.

Keep up the good work, Guiteau.
Your support means the world to us.

You didn't even write.

I learned you won the vote
from the, uh, people on our lawn.

And now you would have me believe,
like some fool,

that a man just falls upward
toward a presidency.

You looked me in the eyes
before you left for Chicago

and you swore that we were past this.

And I let you go.

I know.

-Do you… do you know?
-I…

What it did to us the last time
you ran off to Washington

in search of glory?

I'm sorry, Crete.

New York is a long ride from Ohio.

We need to get your things sorted.

I have no plan to go to New York.

I've already told them that I intend
to do all my campaigning from home.

I am in the middle of many projects.

I am building an ugly table, for example.

Where better to get to know a man
than from his front porch?

Do you know what I see when I look at you?

Because it's not some big general
or a congressman.

Or a president.

You see the boy you knew at college,

mopping floors to pay his tuition.

And sneaking the editor of the paper
love poems in Latin

just to watch her blush.

Mm.

Your poetry was terrible.

Well, it seemed to have worked.

If I am to do this,
we do it together or not at all.

I've read everything on the man
I could get my hands on.

Did you know that he was born
even poorer than I was?

His father was dead at two.

Mother couldn't afford shoes for him
until he was seven.

Like, destined to-to-to-to-to drown
anonymous in some Ohio ditch

until he stepped up
onto that stage in Chicago.

All he needed was four and a half minutes.

Four and a half minutes to secure
his place in the annals of history,

to-to-to-to rise above his station
from a pauper to a king.

I mean, how the fuck does that happen
if not for an act of God?

-Mm.
-And he's left-handed too.

We both are.

Never seen someone get
so hot and bothered over a politician.

Myrna, I want to invite you
to the rally in October as my guest.

All the party bigwigs will be there.

-What's Chester Arthur doing there?
-He's the vice presidential nominee.

Had a regular who went by that name once.
It can't be the same guy.

I'd have a better chance of being
vice president than that big idiot.

I'm telling you, Myrna, there is…

An energy in the air
since Garfield came into being.

And I feel, for the first time in years,
that we're on the precipice of something…

…desperately exciting.

Yeah.

Okay.

But I've got my eight o'clock.

Oh.

This is twice what we agreed on.

I know, I know, but…

May I just sit on the bed with you
a minute more?

-Here you go, young man.
-Mr. Garfield thanks you for the bread.

-Thank you.
-Martin, if you could. Thank you.

A humble gift
for the next president.

Oh no, come on, goat.

I must admit,
it's strange to be received this way,

on the front porch of a politician.

Well, I've always rated myself
a fairly bad politician.

With respect, Congressman,
mm, all of us here,

we are used to hearing a lot of talk
from men in power such as yourself.

We soldiers
didn't put our lives on the line

for a Republic that'll deny us
freedom at the polls.

Furthermore,

that will impugn us with literacy tests
the proctors themselves can't pass.

I know words won't mean much right now,

but I swear this will be part of my fight.

On my honor.

We fought together, gentlemen,
for freedom, not poll tests.

I'd rather be with you and lose
than against you and win.

You truly are a bad politician.

-Oh, Mr. Cousteau, you shouldn't have.
-It's the least I could do, Evelyn.

Everybody knows the volunteers
in the Women's Auxiliary

keep the lights on in here.

Matter of fact,
I was just remarking to Senator Blaine

last night at the Gaiety Club that...

Say, that old sourpuss, is he in yet?

Hancock is outspending us
by a two-to-one margin.

The South is plying him
with cold, hard Dixie cash

in hopes of turning back the clock.

We need big-ticket New York donors.

Arthur, are we boring you?

-What?
-Oh, for fuck's sake.

Do you think we put you forth
for vice president based on good looks?

I already told you fellas,
I've done all I can.

Raffle off some Cabinet post
to a Vanderbilt.

Such spoils were how Conkling won
his elections in the past,

but it is also true...

Would you get your feet off the table?

-Mm…
-Thank you.

Your running mate, James Garfield,
won the nomination because it turns out

that the people actually want
a government that they can trust.

They see the old ways as cynical, corrupt.

Yeah, and they're how we've stayed
the majority party since the war.

But rather than harp on us,
Senator Blaine,

you might want to consider spending
more quality time in your home state.

That Maine special election
you have next week

is far from a sure thing, I hear.

If the governorship goes to the Democrats,
we're screwed in November.

My friends tell me that Hancock's camp
gains ground in New England.

Mr. Arthur, I am New England.

The Northeast will come in solid.
I'd stake my career on that.

No, the matter at hand
is our game in New York.

If I may… I was just walking by,
and I couldn't help but listen in.

Have you tried an appeal
to rank and file donors?

Garfield is the people's candidate,

and, uh, he gives voice
to the proletariat class.

And if every worker in America
were compelled to chip in a dime,

you'd easily make up the deficit
and empower a whole new voting bloc.

Who is this man?

What is he doing here?
Why is he still talking?

Oh, I'm a friend of Senator Blaine's.

I was just in the area,

and I figured I'd swing by
and check on the status of my speech.

Your what?

My speech, the stump speech that I intend
to give in… in October at the rally.

-You very kindly offered to take a look.
-Did I?

Cousteau, sir.

The Huguenot.

Oh…

Hold on a minute. Have we met before?

Uh… have we? I don't believe so.

Yes, I never forget a face.

Was it not your ass I kicked
outside of the Standard Club in Chicago?

Think I'd remember that, huh?
Might we have met in Newport?

Perhaps you summered together
in the Mediterranean.

I think not. Our tastes are
not quite as Greek as yours, Senator.

I'm sure it'll come to me later on.

It was Chicago.

-But on the topic of my speech.
-Uh… it's still under consideration.

Wonderful. By whom?

Him.

Oh! I've actually taken the liberty
of producing a few extra copies…

No, that won't be necessary.

…for you fine gentlemen.

We're quite busy.

What did I ever do to you, Senator?

You think me such a fool
that I don't feel you mock me?

Why would you treat a person
with such contempt

when... when... when he only asks
to lend a friendly hand? Mm?

Do any of you have any idea
how many more of us there are?

Like me.

Who have never had
a taste for politics till now.

I came all this way
because James Garfield is pushing

the most progressive plan
this country has ever seen.

I'm here because I believe in change.

And all I ask from you

is a chance to prove my worth.

So bring me in. However you see fit.

And put me anywhere.
And I'll work like a dog for you.

I will! I will!

I can make an impact.

Mm-mm-mm!

He made off with a small fortune

from his sister
and her husband in Chicago.

A Mr. and Mrs. Scoville.

Mr. Scoville is awfully concerned
about Charlie's well-being.

Mm.

Well, like I said to you gentlemen,

that wee toerag cleared off weeks ago.

So, unless there's anything else
I can help yous with,

I have ten minutes to spare.

A farm boy like you
know how to work one of those?

I've sent a telegram or two.

Sir? The special election results
from Maine, they're in.

Maine falls for the first time
in 30 years.

Two thousand votes.

Jesus.

Gentlemen, I am truly sorry

that I could not deliver
a better omen for November.

I believe that I would prefer
to perish in private. Good evening.

What now?

We get fucking sloshed, that's what.

Myrna!

Myrna!

-What?
-Hurry up.

Ugh! Calm your loins, big lad.

That's your best throw?!

Hey, Guiteau! Wait right there.

Guiteau!

Hey!

Give it up, Guiteau!

It's over!

Guiteau!

Oh!

-Hit her!
-Guiteau!

Hey!

-Hey! Who let your mug in here?
-There! Come here, Charlie boy!

What's the meaning of this shit?

-This man is wanted in Chicago.
-That's a lie!

-Oh yeah? You're not Charles J. Guiteau?
-No, I'm not!

Guiteau, no, you half-wits!
This man you have here is Cousteau.

Sure, pal.
Call the guy whatever you want.

-We're taking him.
-Sir!

I'm not your pal!
Read a fucking newspaper!

My name's Chester Arthur,
and I'll be met with some respect.

Chester Arthur?

Yeah, sure, I see the resemblance.
We got Chester Arthur over here.

He is Chester Arthur.

I'm Chester goddamn Arthur,
son of William Arthur,

chief collector of the Port of New York

and next vice president
of you cocksuckers!

This man, what's more,
is a friend of the Republican Party.

You will release him this instant.

You lay a hand on him again,

and I'll personally bring the entire wrath
of New York to bear on you both.

You read me, you profligate fucks?

Yes, sir. We're very sorry, sir.

Just a simple mix-up is all.

Music! Fighting!

Sausages!

Box!

Sir, I have… I have no words.
I cannot thank you enough.

I must repair. Accompany me.

I will. I will.

Sir. Here, sir.

You're a good egg, Cousteau.

That brash
and ill-advised display

you put on back at headquarters,
that stuck with me.

Oh.

Men like us,

we have to claw our way up.

-You speak a lot of truth, sir.
-You're damn right I do.

-I got loads of worthy ideas to offer…
-Yes.

I know you'll make for a fine vice pre...

Fine vice president indeed, sir.

And... and we need voices
like yours in Washington.

I'll never be vice president.

Our ticket is positively fucked.

-But you just said moments ago that...
-Piss and vinegar!

I'm first mate on a sinking ship

with a hole in it
the approximate size of Maine.

Moreover, I've successfully alienated

the one true friend
I had left in this world.

No! What do you mean?
You have scores of friends.

You're one of the most beloved men
in all of New York.

They don't like me. They fear me.

I like you.

-You do?
-Yes.

In fact, I think you share
a lot in common with Garfield.

You're both outsiders
ascending the ranks on merit. Huh.

Also, um…

Am I to understand that you were
very recently made a widower?

My darling Nell.

Pneumonia took her from me,
like, this last January or so.

And yet, you were brave enough,

while nursing a broken heart,
to answer the call of your countrymen.

-Right?
-Right.

I do feel that people
tend to forget that part.

I happen to be shouldering
a terrible weight.

You are, without q...

Without question…

…the man to meet this moment in history.

And I know that Nell would agree
were she here with us tonight.

Well, that's a nice thought.

Though you didn't know Nell,

she was a fairly vocal
Confederate sympathizer.

-Fuck.
-Indeed.

There we go.

Well, you've given me a heck of a lot
to think about this eve, my good man.

Well, I'm just glad
I could be of counsel, sir.

Yes, yes.

Perhaps if I take the reins,

play an ace or two up my sleeve,

I may just be able to deliver
a fighting chance for us after all.

Yes. And now that I have your ear, sir,
on the topic of the rally next month…

You are still angling for a slot.

Wily bastard you are.

Well, it takes one to know one, sir.

It takes one to know one!

Shit, why not?

I'm sure we can find a place for you.

Consider it done.

Au revoir, Cousteau.

Guiteau. Guiteau.

Well, well, well.

They exiled you to Siberia, huh?

I have neither the will nor the capacity
to show my face in Maine at present.

Here.

-Crete.
-Senator Blaine.

Have we got any spare rooms left?

Just the honeymoon suite, my dear.

You made your bed, Chester.
Now lie in it and shut the fuck up.

You would really rather sit by
and watch your own party lose,

to suffer Hancock instead,
purely out of spite?

There's only one way
to save this party from itself.

-His ticket must crash and burn.
-And me to burn with it.

Have you forgot that I'm your friend?

You were...
You were the first to ever believe in me.

You trusted my capabilities.

You gave me a shot in this life,

and I went out
and I fucking killed for you.

And I still can… kill for you.

Blaine know you're here?

Blaine is out.

Wiped off the map from the beating he took
in his home state.

I'm telling you, Garfield is pliable.

He can be influenced.
He can be steered if needed.

You needn't waste four years on Hancock.

Not when I'm inside the White House.

Chester A. Arthur,

Vice President.

May I have your attention?

If you come from Ohio or Maine,

kindly show yourselves the fuck out.

Get the fuck out.

Round up the donor pool, Chester.
We've got a rally to organize.

And could someone please go rouse
that son of a bitch from his farm?

Time for him to meet his public.

Sitting here with you,

on this porch, reading our books in peace,

it's my favorite thing.

Then why go to Chicago and stand up
and give that damned speech?

Because nobody was saying
what needed to be said.

Not a one of them.

I waited. I waited, I hoped.

If just one other man in that hall
would stand up and tell the truth,

I swear to God, if that'd happened,
I'd have kept my mouth shut.

But now I have to consider the possibility

that I might be able to fix all the things
that terrify me about this country.

I mean, what if you and I
could actually make a difference?

"To begin in 1861,
this nation was convulsed…"

Thank you, Frederic.

The chef braised the meat
especially well today.

-I'll let him know.
-Thank you.

I'd like to share a story
with you all today.

The story of a hero.

Garfield has shown how a man
from the humblest of circumstances

can come from obscurity to fame.

It is my great pleasure
to introduce you to the man from Ohio,

soon to be your 20th president,

James A. Garfield!

Fellow citizens.

We stand, all of us today,
at a critical precipice.

The elevation of the Negro race
from slavery to full citizenship

is the most important
political change we've known

since the origin of our Constitution.

Their advancement has improved
the health of the Republic beyond measure.

But there are some among us

who still refuse the emancipated
their basic rights.

We must be ready
to confront this evil head-on,

to rub out ignorance and fear,

and to promote
a shared wisdom in their stead

so that not only some but all may rise!

A new coalition run by the people

to safeguard America's future.

Equal opportunity as the law of the land!

Let us hold together and keep it!

Welcome home.

I have good news and bad news.

-Let's start with the good news.
-We're closing the fundraising gap.

Donors are beginning to show.

Oh.

The kindness of Roscoe Conkling, I assume?

There is nothing kind about it.

He weighed his options.

He judged he's better off
sticking with us than Hancock.

Is he?

One bridge at a time, Congressman.

This is the bad news.
Let's get you in the house, Crete.

-China out!
-Jim?

China out! China out!

China out! China out! China out!

China out! China out! China out!

-China out!
-Disgusting!

They're asserting
you wrote a letter to one H. Morey,

a Massachusetts unionist.

It says that you endorsed
the importation of laborers from China,

competing for wages
with the American workers.

Well, it's nonsense.

I've never even met
a Morey from Massachusetts.

I didn't write it. It's a fraud.

And rife with misspellings.

We will issue a denial,
a strong condemnation.

We will sue this rag,
The New York Truth, into extinction.

That's it?

You're not even going to consider
the toll on the workers?

Young lady, we take this stand
in support of American workers.

Not those, the ones out of China.

They have as much a right
to be here as anybody else.

You and Mom have said so yourselves.

It's just not a stance one can take
so freely in this heated a climate.

You can't get elected alderman
in America, let alone president,

if you take that stand.

But it's wrong.

Why aren't you saying anything?

He said he'd help people, fight for them.

I watched him tell a group of Black men
he'd just as soon be with them and lose

than against them and win.

-Are these any less human?
-Mollie.

You'd doom an entire people just to win.

I know you're angry.

I see the logic.

You can't help anyone
if you don't get elected.

Doesn't mean I like it.

Harry read me a write-up
from one of the papers in New York.

It had to do with your part in the war.

You always said you spent two years
in a tent copying correspondence.

Mm-mm.

You know better than to believe
everything you read in the paper.

But is it true, though, you fought
at Shiloh and those other places?

Dad, you're the one that taught us
a lie by omission is a lie nonetheless.

No, I think that was your mother.

Why'd you never say anything?

It isn't how the write-ups make it sound.

When you're there, you feel no glory.

You see no purpose.

And after, you have a choice to make.

You can let darkness define who you are…

Or you can fill up your world
with joyful things.

Things to give your life weight.

And one day you hope
light will overwhelm dark.

That, uh, meaning

may come from what you saw.

Has it worked, do you think?

I'll keep you posted.

Okay.

Mm.

-Mr. Conkling!
-A word!

Any predictions for today's election,
Senator Conkling?

Not now, boys. Democracy calls.

Sorry.

Maryland and Virginia for Hancock,
and Pennsylvania for Garfield.

I was owed Maryland, I think.

New York has come in safe for J.G.
by a margin of 20,000.

That's 34... That's 35!
Thirty-five electoral votes!

Hancock has taken New Jersey.

That's a mistake. Check it again.

I said check it again, you bastard!
Come on!

Can we win without Delaware?

I don't know.

Indiana.

Abram?

-He won.
-Who won?

You won.

Oh my God.

We did it! We did it! We did it!

Unbelievable.

-A is this one.
-Wait, so I'm doing it like this?

Look, you should try it. It's really good.

To the method
in your husband's madness.

Oh… yes.

We got him elected to president.