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Oh, what?
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Now you're going to take the boot side
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because you decided to
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marry a whore.
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Get the fuck off you--
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Get him
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Lip balm sticks to kids.
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Lip balm sticks kids.
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Do you live at 1756 West Jones street?
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No. I live with my girlfriend.
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I'm sorry to do this to your ma'am,
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but I can't let you
through the gate right now.
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But why is that officer?
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I got you this job.
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Don't think I won't get your ass fired
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if you make me look bad.
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Take the trash out,
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and clean the motherfucking
house on your day off.
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I'm sick and tired or
your messy, stinky ass.
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A raise?
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Listen,
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hide this away in the motor pool.
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All right.
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Maybe we should burn them.
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How did you know they were
a part of the drug ring?
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Instincts.
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You'll get there.
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So like, now what do we do?
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We just give it over to CID?
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No, no, no.
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This is ours. All right.
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We're going to see this
whole thing through.
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While we on patrol tomorrow,
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we're going to make a little pit stop.
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Someone once told me
that all men's lives
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end the same way,
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but it's the details of those lives,
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that define us.
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Some people live long lives
full of love and relationships.
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Others, are taken from us,
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far too soon.
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Okay.
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Cera, there are a few things
you need to know about
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dealing with a perv.
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First thing, stare at their
hands, not their face.
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Their face isn't gonna
to pull a gun out on you.
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Second of all,
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they're gonna get off their
pants and looking around,
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snatch them up.
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Fuck.
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They're gonna run speed ultimately.
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Roger that.
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Finally,
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if you're going into a scene
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and it's chaotic
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deal with the guy
without a shirt on first,
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He's probably causing the problems.
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Is that last one a real thing.
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Yeah.
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That's literally what I just said.
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Yeah.
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Go through the back.
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We'll breach the front and rear.
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Well, go.
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Oh hey.
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Senora Butts,
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That's me.
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Yes. I got two stuffed
crusts, cheesy bread,
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Alfredo bread roll and chicalote.
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Great. Great.
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Here.
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Hold your bag.
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Hey am playing a little
call of duty in there
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and I know you're working right now, but
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we'll you hit the sticks with me.
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No.
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Okay. I have a, an Atari as well.
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We can, you could watch me
play pitfall or you know,
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you can play pitfall. Okay?
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Gracias.
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Hello and
welcome back to part three
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of your penis and you.
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Let's get into position,
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stretch your legs.
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Cross your body, perpendicular
to the floor and your spine.
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Push gently.
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Don't hurt yourself now.
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If you have a spotter,
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now's the time to use them.
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Inch towards that man meat.
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That's my big boy.
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Run, go.
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All team, on me.
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Okay. We're going to go to
the left side of the building.
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We're going to throw some Claymores.
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Oh shit.
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I just got a kill streak. Okay.
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Guys.
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Mikey, Mikey, come with me.
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We're going to go over there.
We're gonna to outflank him.
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Fuck you.
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Why don't you flank your Dad's dick?
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Loser.
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You fucking idiot.
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Stop right there.
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Put the weapon down or
I'll shoot you in your
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boobs.
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I'll fucking cut him. Get back.
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Get back or I'll cut him. Get back.
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Get back and shut up.
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Thank you.
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You could have just used your taser.
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I am so fucking high right now.
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Come on, get on the bed.
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Come here, oh yeah, those are for you.
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Those are for you big boy.
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You're fucking booked.
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Am gonna fucking wreck you.
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Woo. We did good.
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Alright guys. We are
looking pretty good right now.
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We just need to push this
offensive and we are gonna...
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God damn it.
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Dylan,
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I told you to scout for snipers.
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How about
I scout your mom's cunt.
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... hey mic fat fatty fat fuck.
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Am gonna fuck fuck your mom.
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Do you hear me?
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Do you hear me you little piece of shit.
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Dylan.
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I am going to come down there.
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Break into your home,
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face fuck your father
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until your mother falls in love with me
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and you're getting a new
step daddy, brother. Fuck!
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If I find you home
am gonna fuck your shit up.
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God, I couldn't be
more proud of you boys.
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Cera, oh, showing so much courage
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and boys,
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backing up your battle
buddy Lawrence there.
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Oh and Lawrence,
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I don't even know how you walk around
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with those big gorilla balls
hanging in between your legs.
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You know, I just um,
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tape them into my legs, so...
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Yeah, and I help.
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All right.
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Well, I'm telling you what,
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you couldn't make me look any more
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better than I do on the
front of the army times.
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Whoo.
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Look at you.
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All right, listen guys.
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You're killing it.
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Keep up the good work. All right.
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Go out there and have some fun.
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- Thanks Sergeant.
- I'll see you around.
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Lawrence. Hold up a sec.
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Talk to you for a second.
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Hey, listen.
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I know how you and Cera are,
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sister sisters or whatever
your handshake is,
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but you're non commissioned
officer now, right?
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You're gonna learn,
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it's difficult to be a friend
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and an NCO at the same time.
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You follow what I'm saying?
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- I do. I understand Sergeant.
- Right.
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Well, why don't you get
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you and your big old
donkey dick outta here.
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Yes Sergeant.
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All right.
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Donkey what?
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Donkey...
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Can I help you, sir?
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Well, you can start by
addressing me properly, Sergeant.
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Hmm? Outstanding.
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Sergeant a word please.
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Absolutely, sir.
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Lawrence, go kick rocks.
I'll talk to you later.
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Thanks.
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You must be the new Lieutenant.
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Bridges, Geoffrey.
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Nice to meet you, sir.
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Your name is Jeff Bridges.
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Geof but yes. Why?
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It's awesome. Jeff bridges. The actor.
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He played the dude, the big Lebowski.
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I don't, I don't get the reference.
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Oh.
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And your name? Sergeant?
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Dean. James Dean.
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Haha, like the little sausages?
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No, that's Jimmy.
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I'm just James. Jimmy, James.
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Right?
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Well, Sergeant Dean,
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do you think you could assist me
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as to the whereabouts of my office?
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I think you're right
across the hall from me, sir.
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Excellent. Alright.
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Oh, and before I forget, I have a,
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package for you.
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Is it a rug or a briefcase?
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No, it is nei...
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Look for the movie.
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I haven't seen that movie.
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What is this?
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Berets of course.
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I noticed your men weren't wearing any,
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so I took the Liberty
of ordering some, again.
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I did send another package,
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am not sure what happened
to that one, Sergeant.
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Also a memo. Did you read it?
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Sir, my guys don't wear black Berets.
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Oh, is that right?
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Well Sergeant, my guys do.
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You gonna answer that?
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Or they can leave a message.
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Well, it was so
wonderful to meet in a gym.
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I have much work to do,
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but I look forward to seeing
my guys in proper uniform
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tomorrow.
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Other way, sir.
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Other other way, sir?
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I literally can't find...
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Dean.
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Hello.
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Who's never seen the big Lebowski?
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Please
try your call again later.
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Goodbye.
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