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Well, I just thought we could stay a mile outside of town. There stands a

that sells the sweetest beer in town.

And if you want a big surprise, I'm sure it's your place.

They got something special there for $19 .90. That's what we need. That's what

we need.

Can't you hear them call?

Customers get hungry and they keep her on the call.

That's what we need. Can't you hear them call? Gotta get that 50 grand.

Lay it on the bed.

No.

No. No.

Some guts.

You want the snake, don't you?

I have another pair in my locker.

Oh, there you go.

It'll be okay, really.

It happened to me, too, on my first day.

You have to learn to say no.

Oh, but then I'll lose my job.

No, you won't, really. I say no, and he'll learn to respect you.

You'll see. It'll be okay.

Oh, thank you.

It'll be all right.

to 10 exhausted bodies.

Well, I guess there's time to go on.

Oh, let me do that.

Go back and face that son of a bitch.

Oh, yeah. With you by my side, I can face anybody.

Okay. Let's go to work.

In love.

Let me tell you something, honey. My philosophy of life is, if it feels good,

it. Me too.

But don't get your hopes up. I still like men.

Oh, but we can be friends.

Oh, good.

Oh, God.

Motherfucker. What's wrong, honey?

You know what happened yesterday?

No, but I guess.

Tell me anyways.

That fucker Jake, it was his first day here. He was trying to open up the

and he attacked her. When I came in, she was so upset, I had to calm her down.

Goddamn, that fucking asshole really makes me sick.

You know, he really tried real hard to work here, and he makes it harder and

harder on us.

I know. Then don't worry about it, honey.

I'll think of something, all right?

I hope so.

Okay.

I think the next time that bastard tries to get me to blow him, I'm going to

bite his dick right off.

Where's Ruthie? She's in the bathroom, crying her eyes out, poor thing. That

fucker Jake got her again at closing time. I swear to God, somebody should

him up and really whip his ass.

I've never seen anybody try to munch on so many girls in my whole life.

and every one of us can own this restaurant. This restaurant right here.

This restaurant?

How?

You know that gorgeous man Herb that comes walking in every once in a while?

Herb. Herb.

Well, he owns the mortgage to this baby.

Oh. And all he wants is $50 ,000.

Oh. A mere $50 ,000.

Where the hell are we going to get $50 ,000?

Might as well try hitchhiking to the moon.

What's the easiest way to make money?

Rob a bank.

Exactly. Or we could try the oldest profession in the world. That's it.

Cooking? No way. Uh -uh.

Look, ladies.

Come on. You don't have to walk the streets. We'll just change the menu.

Well, so what?

Instead of quiche, we'll serve quickies.

Guys will come in and order oral quickies.

And for dessert, pussy pie.

We can sell anything we want in the menu. menu and charge as much as we

will be a sex menu.

Rump roast on a sesame seed bun.

Titties, tetrazzini.

Hold it.

What about Ruthie? You think she's going to go for this?

Ruthie.

Shit. After what Jake's put her through, she'll probably do anything to get him

back.

Jake! How are we going to keep him from finding out?

Look, girls, each and every one of us is gonna have a big head of us, you know

what I mean?

Oh, right.

Well,

it'll be a big change to tackle him instead of being tackled.

It's true.

Come on, girls. Are we for it?

come again real soon.

Hot damn, that's the best dessert I ever did eat.

Next time, sir, do warn me before you do that so I can enjoy it, of course.

Well, honey, the last time I did that, you slept in sleep.

We have a new policy here now. Would you like to see our special menu?

Yeah, I'd so love to.

We have the Oral Quickie for $9 .98, the Deluxe Quickie with a Handjob and a

Ball Suck for $12 .98, the Straight Suck for $19 .98, the Suck with

Oriental Variation for $24 .98, and of course, the Greek Suck

with Anal Surprise for $49 .98.

So what's your pleasure?

I don't have that much money on me, so I guess I'll settle for the oral quickie.

Okay, right away, sir.

Say, man, you believe this?

Oral quickie?

Straight fuck?

I thought this was a restaurant.

Somebody's doing a lot of eating.

Hey, boys, your tables are ready.

You look like the straight fuck type. I have a table for you right back here.

And you, sir.

What can I get for you?

Well, I think I'll take a jerk -off salad while I watch everybody else eat.

All right, I think I can fix you up. Come with me.

Sounds good to me.

Whatever you want, big boy.

Whatever I want, huh? Mm -hmm.

You sure you don't want to try the geeks back?

No, that's all the money I got on me today.

But I shall come back.

Well, I'll be goddamned.

Okay, go for it.

Can't beat that. Hey, do you take Visa or MasterCard?

Cash only.

Cash only it is.

you in just a moment as soon as i've been taking this man's order don't go

Not with that beard, you won't.

Well, how about an oral quickie?

I don't know. I heard about you.

Take off a few inches and I might think about it.

Well, what can I have then?

You can have the Greek fuck.

I don't have that much money.

So go home and get some.

How about if I just charge it?

Where do they find this redneck?

What the hell's going on here?

Look, I'll split you now, okay?

Huh?

got any girls i just can't you can't make me come again oh yes you

can oh yes you can

busy right now, boss, but you can come with me.

I'm going to get it up again.

Oh, I just want to know what's going on.

Whatever. I want you girls. You're never around.

Oh, shit.

Here's your change, sir. Thank you.

Well, thank you. That fuck with oriental variations is delicious.

Well, what's the price? I know, since I can remember, you've been coming in here

for pussy pie.

Well, I've got to change my diet sometimes.

See you tomorrow.

Okay, same table, different waitress.

Okay. Bye, sweetie.

I'll be back tomorrow for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

How come you don't take care of these customers?

Well, I have to take care of the money, sir.

Oh, I see.

Do you do any of that private catering?

No, sir. We don't have no services here.

Hmm. Not even for $10 ,000?

When do you need me?

Tonight.

You got it.

Ten thousand...

So

you boys got it?

Fifty bucks apiece.

Shit, yeah, we got it. Just better be worth it.

Sounds good to me, Phil.

We gonna do it in here?

You bet your ass we are.

Which one do you want?

Ah, fuck, it doesn't matter. Come on. Come on.

There we go.

Wow. Oh.

Whew.

Whoa, that little heifer really knows what she's doing there.

So do I.

Whew.

Let's do it.

Give me your 50 bucks, honey.

This better be fine and well worth it.

I want more than a blowjob.

You got it.

Oh, that's not like a real... Oh, you better ride no nelly, gal.

Just kick it no nelly.

Well, I guess that just leaves you and me, honey.

That was pretty darn good, gal.

That was real fine.

Did you like that?

Oh, sure.

How much for the big deal?

What big deal?

Well, I kind of heard you could get a double insertion around here.

Oh, my God. I'll be right back. Don't go away.

Sure.

Wendy?

How much is the double insertion?

$500.

$500.

What?

Fucking dollars, bitch, too.

That's $500 a piece, asshole.

What you got going now?

I want double insertion. What the fuck is that?

Y 'all know what a double insertion is?

Well, if you have the money, you soon will.

Well, you boys got the money. Take off the clothes.

The clothes are coming off, girl. They're coming off.

It's not even worth it, eh?

Eh?

Damn right.

I always want my socks too, eh?

You can keep your socks.

Thanks, man. Now pull that table out here in the middle of the floor.

All right.

Where are you going?

Don't worry.

I won't do this.

Bye.

So how are we going to do this anyway?

Don't worry. I'll show you how.

Means you're going to take your clothes off and get us bare -ass naked.

That's what I was about to do.

Oh, good. More time.

Kind of slow, don't you think?

Yeah.

Firm.

Check out that spread, eh? Yeah.

It's better than my ranch.

Okay, you up on the table.

700, 800, 900.

30 ,000.

How in the world am I going to get the other 20?

Not sure yet, honey, but I sure blew a load.

I know.

You boys just sit and relax, take your time and rest, and I'll be right back.

Hey, honey, what about my wallet? I'll bring back your wallet.

Yeah, yeah, I don't trust that bitch, you know.

What'd you think?

Hell, I don't know what to think.

Hell, you never do.

Don't throw my pants there. Damn.

I don't think I trust this woman here with my money.

Hey, you out there?

Hey, honey, you got my wallet?

Open the door!

You mean

to tell me you spent $10 ,000 or some little twit to come

over here to entertain us?

Sure did. I mean, what the fuck? It's only money.

Sometimes you just get up to me and get your feet down off the table and touch

the floor.

Bitch, bitch, bitch.

Anything else you want to play about while we're on the subject?

Will she at least party?

Oh, she's pretty, real pretty.

She's got this long, black, thick black hair, nice eyes.

Oh, darling, you know I keep lying.

That's why I picked her, because she's good looking, and they've got this here

private catering service they offer.

And we'll tell you what we're about. I think their specialty is called Pussy

Pie. Oh, darling, that sounds so good. I just love it when you spoil me.

I think that's her now. I'm just going to go answer the door. You just sit

there, buddy. You mean after you're here?

I will, I will.

Oh, hi there, hi. Hi there, sugar dumpling.

Why, darling, she's even prettier than you said.

Hold yourself.

Champagne. Hold your life, son.

But first, the dough.

Don't worry, honey. I've got the certified check right on the table right

there. Oh, good. Real good.

That just looks so good, darling.

Look at those cute little bubbles that's popping up there.

Yeah.

Here you go, love.

Thank you. Here you go, sweetheart.

Thank you.

Cheers. Lovely evening.

That tickles on the nose, doesn't it? Yes, yes.

Mmm. Well, that's the toast. Now, where's the entree?

Oh, no.

This is a new one on me.

I like it, baby.

I'm getting all excited.

Look at that set of cantaloupes on that girl there, darling.

Whoa!

Chicken pie with gravy on the bun.

They got dinner.

I was there for the dinner by the time.

I'm going to get me some of that stuff right now.

What's this? It looks like a Chinese restaurant. One from Cal -A and one from

Cal -B.

Man, this is going to look like a cookie pie you've been talking about.

I'll pay

a

little better for that.

Down there, brother.

What are you doing? Are you trying to keep me out of the action?

No, darling. I'm trying to get you into the action.

Would you like that baby?

Oh, you better slow down or it'll come.

Oh, shit, it's too late. Oh.

Ah, bam.

What the fuck?

Big as pie with gravy on top.

Say you got dinner. We didn't have fun.

I wouldn't take those sleepers by the ton.

I know all the places.

I know all the times.

Only sleepers.

I'm a father to a woman.

It's a presentation test. I'll pay you better for the present.

without that old partner.

Ooh.

That's a good call.

I know why you're here, and I know why you needed that $10 ,000.

It was to buy that little restaurant, isn't it?

That's right. We need another 10 grand, you know. Well, you got it, honey.

Really? On one condition, that you make me a full partner.

Why, sure.

I don't think they'd mind, just so long as you get the rest of the money.

Well, great!

Well, you know what, though? I think I'd like to redecorate.

Really? You know where that little table sits over in the corner? Yeah, yeah.

Well, I think I'd like to move that. We could put some pastel colors in there.

Oh, yes.

Pussy pink would look really hot, don't you think?

Oh, blue.

Loads of blue.

Oh, yes.

It's going to be just absolutely beautiful.

And the green bottles, we've got to put little heads on them. Yes.

That's just absolutely right. I just love the whole idea. It's just going to

so magical.

Suck me till I done lost about 50 pounds.

Every time I come in this restaurant here, you guys are sucking and fucking

the tables, under the tables, in the restrooms, on the back grill, under the

grill. I haven't cooked a meal for three weeks. I can't see how I make it any

money, so all you girls are gone. Get the fuck out and fire!

Up yours, asshole.

Boy, have we got a hot flash for you.

A hot flash for me? You can't fire us. Why not?

shit. There ain't no shit, honey.

Herbie baby's coming down right now with the mortgage papers.

We bought you out.

Don't mess up my hair.

Listen, you're going to have to do it. We say yes.

Eat our pussy.

I'm tired of the way things been going.

How you been treating me, babe?

There's something that you should be knowing.

There's something...

obsessing one more time and we're all going to bite it off. Just get in and

watch.

job you can do.

Places under new management, I see.

you bitches someday.

Fuck you are!

Dad,

you know what it's like to be tortured.

Idiot!

Sexual harassment, motherfucker.

ass boys

And I said, line them up, boys, this one's on the house.

I'm seeing things I must be getting south.

Line them up, boys, put this one on me.

It's pole time at the dump in Temple Reef.

I'm seeing things I must be in.

I'm a boy with this one thing.

It's old time ass jumping.

Is it?

Do you promise to never again force a woman to do something she doesn't want

do? I do.

We can't hear you.

I said I do.

Oh, thank you, ladies. Thank you. Oh.

I love her to a mercy.

Why don't you try a

rock flip on the steps with me, Brian?

Why don't you try, too?

Sunny side up.

How about cook the pot?