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Oh, it's my partner, Grime.

Wow, you look like you're going to get... Ready to jump on somebody's bones

black -tie gala. Very easy access here.

Fun luck. We had so much fun.

Oh, oh, oh, I got it.

Stay in script at the rip -off.

Literally, through the morning, I laughed out loud by myself in bed

about you. It was a fun night.

I literally peed in my pants.

Oh my God.

That's how you do it.

This morning I woke up, I walked into the kitchen and I saw Michael's mom and

had like the walk of shame moment.

Oh, it's so fun.

Oh my God.

Isn't that great?

I've worked on myself. I've come a long way. I mean, ask

Andy Cohen when he met me 20 years ago. I've done a complete 180.

I'm a softer, nicer, warmer, more caring person.

I am.

Why are you laughing?

Are you ready? Ha!

Are you ready?

Yeah,

yeah,

yeah.

Come on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

What a mess.

We're on day five at the moment. It feels like we're on like day 30. Oh,

Look at this.

Yeah,

I'll take this stuff out and then we'll vacuum up all the feathers.

And then I'm going to drop off the itineraries for the morning. But

breakfast is going to be pretty relaxed.

And then...

Kenya's organized the yacht day, so they're all going to be going out on a

and then it gives us some time to reset the villa and make sure everything's

ready because we have a big dinner tonight.

T, bring your sexy game.

Okay. This is a Gone with the Wind fabulous yacht party. Oh, I love it.

honey, swirl.

Swirl. Swirl.

Swirl. Swirl.

Swirl. Swirl. Swirl.

Swirl.

This fruit salad is so good.

Oh, my God, with the muffins. I can't with the muffins. I know. I eat one

single day. So do I.

But I feel like I need a carb because I'm not eating that many. I can't wait

you to cook tonight because I really want some, like, of your kind of food.

All right, we're leaving.

Goodbye.

Let's go, girl.

Cynthia. Yes, ma 'am, I'm coming. You coming?

It's not like someone's covering up poop smell in here. Like what?

Like someone's covering up poop.

All right. Off we go.

So why do we all look so great except one person doesn't fit in?

Ramona. Yeah.

She looks like she's going to a rock and roll concert.

What the hell? Oh, you mean her outfit?

We've always had to look clean and young.

I love to travel dressed.

I mean, that's my thing. I like to be dressed. To get on the plane with, like,

flip -flops on and stuff. Oh, I can't stand it.

That drives me crazy. Like, what a polished look. Elegance is learned.

My man, he embarrassed me so much.

We were flying private.

And, you know, it was just like, what the hell?

You look crazy.

Flip -flops and, like, big logo.

Shirt, you know. Right.

I had to write a whole travel thing.

I didn't know there was a special attire for a nanny to wear on a private jet.

And also, here is an outfit.

This is honestly the most unrelatable conversation I've ever had, and I'm from

Beverly Hills.

No, cute is not so cute, you know.

I need you, baby.

A little bit cloudy today. Oh, yeah. It might rain. It's a rain market.

Are y 'all ready?

We're ready. Yes.

This is the yacht.

Awesome. Yeah.

The bigger the better sometimes.

Awesome. Let the fun begin.

Yeah. I love the way you roll.

It's going to be a rich bitch yacht day. Watch this step, guys.

A rich bitch is a girl who has saved a couple of coins and she can sprinkle

around. Bitches, you better turn all the way up.

And believes in self -care.

Self -care, in this instance, is a yacht.

Oh, y 'all got the margaritas. This is a music video.

Margarita? Yes, please. Melissa?

Here's to Kenya for bringing us here. Yay!

I'm sure some people like paparazzi following you, but I personally don't

the idea of someone watching me shove a cheeseburger in my face.

Honey, I have already posted my photos, okay?

Check my Instagram, vkenyourmore. We've got our whole life on camera right now.

We're going to give them something to talk about. We are?

Spread your legs. Spread your legs. Ready?

Wait, Luann, we all agree.

I love

the

rain. Yeah, it feels good. You know what? It's filling up my margarita.

This is my bartender.

I think maybe we should go down and have lunch, Kyle. What do you think?

It's pouring.

Everybody's down.

They left us?

Okay, fine.

Oh, look how pretty.

Is it still raining out there? Yeah, it's raining for real. Oh, wow. It's

raining hard.

Are you kidding me? This is nothing compared to our trip in Cartagena. It

like the Titanic.

Well, missing, you know, Leonardo DiCaprio, of course.

Cartagena? I almost died.

I'm not dying here.

I'm very excited about the food menu. I don't know which I want to eat first.

Thank you, miss. No, this is squash soup. Oh, my God. It's so good.

Whoa!

Is it possible to get two more margaritas, please?

Best menu of the trip so far. Thank you.

This is delicious.

Everything it does is amazing.

Good. I don't want to overwhelm you. You've been very good.

I have the closet. I just want to put another shot in here. I have a feeling

that Ramona has been called out.

We're talking to people because she's so like, I don't want to overwhelm you. I

learned that from typing.

I saw myself and I go, oh my God, I look so rude. I can totally tell. So does

teaching things about yourself. Well, you become more self -aware, absolutely.

Well, that has not always been the case. She's notorious for reading the staff

best. That is not true.

I'm not making up sh**, Ramona. You're accusing me of something. I'm not

accusing you of anything.

You're notorious.

rude to the people in the house. No, I'm not. Okay, whatever.

And you've gotten better at it. I was going to give you a compliment.

Sometimes I go into my own world. Were you an only child?

No, I was the eldest of four, but I was on my own island.

Yes, my mother gave me lots of love, but she actually said that all of us were

the same.

That is horrible.

Yeah, but my mother has never looked me in my eye. my entire life or even

acknowledge me being in a room. And I don't speak to people like that.

My mom raised us like that since we were little.

We had to make our own bed.

She's giving me some eyeball crazy eyes.

I heard this story. You just told it. My point is that... Are you doing the

Ramona?

You heard the story before?

Not that serious.

Today's not the first thing that has happened, okay? We all talk over each

other, and there's times when I'm trying to say something. I literally have to

be like, hey, can I say something?

Can I say something?

How many times have I started a conversation and someone just goes, oh,

actually, you know, when I was a little girl, I was like, you didn't hear me

talking? It doesn't matter. It does. Obviously, we've all done it. So just to

clear, I've seen several people be interrupted.

I don't even know who's talking to who right now.

I think we can just be a little more mindful, because I actually want to hear

what everyone has to say.

Girls, I want to set the tone for Kenya's yacht party as fun, not serious.

This is feeling very serious for a yacht party. Wow.

Isn't this, like, more serious than I imagined? How is it coming out?

Is it coming out?

I don't know.

I'm serious sometimes, too, just not on a girl's church in Keiko. I think it's

fair to say we all need self -awareness, that we are all motherfuckers.

Attention whores. I've never been called an attention whore. You don't always

take it so seriously. After five days, you probably realize, like, oh, Cynthia

probably isn't one jumping for the spotlight.

You know, I receive her. I do. I totally receive her seriousness.

You got it?

Yeah, I received it.

It's rude as hell. Be respectful when somebody's talking.

If I can just get through these last three days and go home, ciao.

Like, what in the world?

Cynthia, is everything okay?

We're good.

Oh, my God. I have a running joke about that, by the way.

Because when Erica's pissed and we say, how's everything?

We're good.

We are good.

Listen, I know that we're good means we are not good at all, but I don't want to

get into this, so I'm just going to keep my mouth shut because I want to enjoy

my time right now.

Is that a boat full of guys? Holy crap! There is a boat full of men.

And there's also so many men.

Oh, my God. Ramona!

I don't know if I'm a pro at flirting, but I know how to be engaging. And men

like the attention.

I'm just very outgoing and friendly. And people respond to that.

Actually, I do have a game.

Perfect. What are we playing? We have all said some shady things about each

other on our own shows.

And I had my little assistant do some research and got me some

cards. of things that we have said on our respective shows that could be

considered as quite shady.

Okay.

Oh, Kenya, you know this is going to do nothing but make us all bark at each

other. I think this is a way for people to open up and just have a little fun.

You ain't picking on me. I know where this is going.

I'm already there.

Dirt at pot.

Dirt at pot. I already know. The game is called.

Each of you will pull a card, and you will read the statement on the card.

Whoever has the card, it's up to them to try to figure out who said that.

Then they will guess, and if they get it wrong, we'll go, okay, who actually

said it?

That person will then take the floor and say why they said it and to whom were

they speaking.

I love this game so much.

Okay. Who wants to go first? I'll go.

Good thing he wants to go. All right.

I've tried for years to be able to trust, but what girlfriend calls up your

fiancé's ex -girlfriend asking for information?

She should focus more on her life than on my life.

Why don't you get a life for yourself?

Ooh, I'm needing some help.

My guess is that Ramona said it to Leigh -Anne.

Anyone want to come to this?

It's an L .A. show.

I know. I think it was. Who said that?

Luann about Ramona. Luann about Ramona.

Luann said it. I was right.

So it's Ramona who called John's ex -girlfriend.

Oh, yeah. Because she only met him for three months, and he sent beautiful

Cartier bracelets to all three of his girlfriends besides her. And I go, this

not good.

So what? He married her. That's right.

It's not whether or not Tom gifted a girl something. The point is that Ramona

called to try to dig up information about Tom to hurt me.

In retrospect, was Ramona wrong about Tom?

No, but it was wrong to do what she did.

Guys are dogs.

Like, my brother was a dog until he met Melissa.

Well, this guy was a dog even when he married her, okay?

She's not wrong, but who digs like that?

You shouldn't have did that. You shouldn't have did that.

three other girls and when she met him no no no no no we're not gonna do that

no ma 'am no we're not doing that i am a girl's girl and i'll protect any one of

you no you're not don't laugh can you

Wait a second. What did you just say?

What did you just say? I don't know. I just said. You just said that I f***ed

you?

You went to bed with him the first night you met him. That's right. And that's

my prerogative. But it didn't work for you to kiss him. That was for me to kiss

him. Why would you say that? Not for you. Well, whatever. We're a reality

You will never, ever f***ing date.

Why would you f***ing date?

You will never date. Why would you care?

Own it. Own it. Own it.

To me, that's not a friend.

I don't play like that. You know, there's certain boundaries you don't

And when you do...

Sleep with the horse's head. No, I'm kidding.

I'm kidding.

Let me ask you a question. Oh, my God. How many times have you had sex with

people on the first date? Never.

Oh, my God. So now you're a whole other level.

I want to do that. I want to be like her. That's what I'm trying to say. I

to be like her. I want to be bisexual.

I want to be like her.

Ramona loves to throw out little jabs and then wants everything to be okay and

laugh it off.

No, you're leaving behind a trail of hurt feelings.

I want to be like her. She's saying it because she wants to feel like being

raised with sexuality.

Oh, fuck you. Oh, fuck you.

Who the fuck do you think you are, Ramona?

You don't talk to me like that. You called me a bitch the first time that we

met, and now you're trying to come with me on my boat?

Do you want your ass thrown over the water? Fine, throw me over, bitch.

wrong with you? You're a fucking asshole.

You want to be queen? You will never be queen because you act like a...

Teresa, did she insult you? Yes, she did. Cynthia, did she insult you?

Let me get back to you. Okay. Who did she insult you? Keep it moving.

No, we're not. Because what they're not going to do is disrespect me. You're

pointing your fingers at me. Yes, I'm pointing my fingers at you. Yes, I'm

pointing my fingers at you. If you want...

No, look at me. Kenya can go from zero to 100 very quickly. I don't think Kenya

needs to go as far as she goes.

She's a mess.

I've only seen the sweet side of Kenya.

So now I'm starting to see the side that people kind of warn me about.

I don't know what you have heard about me, but everything is true, bitch.

I apologize.

We're going to start from scratch. We're going to start from scratch.

For her, keep disrespecting the land. I'm not standing for that. Can we all

start from scratch? Whatever.

You are.

Oh, no, no, no.

First of all, I don't care how we're not getting along. You ain't snatching

nothing out of my hand.

And then who calls somebody a peasant?

I don't know. I think I'd rather be called a bitch than a peasant.

That hit different.

You're not going to speak to me that way.

Kenya, she's got to be. No, she doesn't.

Just say I'm sorry.

She's got it. Stop.

You're going too far with it. I am so sorry. I pushed everyone's buttons.

I know. I can't drink anymore. Don't fill the drink.

You're getting turned up.

You have no decorum. You have a thing for me, and I don't know why.

You came for me first. I did not come for you. And I graciously said no.

for those games.

Now they know what I've had to deal with so many years.

Let me stop.

It makes me sad because I'm a great girl.

Why don't we turn the boat around? I can't put up with this.

Now you're a victim?

Do you not see where we need to put you?

Please.

It's like, not put you like a bitch.

Bitch. I let it go the first time.

I kept my cool on the plane ride here.

But Ramona got under my skin today.

The way she's speaking to me is a trigger for me.

Don't let her ruin the... I'm not, I'm not. You can't kick off the boat.

Don't tell me what I can't do. Well, I'm not telling you what you can and cannot

do, but I don't think it's the right decision to kick her off the boat. My

husband was dismissive and just nasty in that same way, and I didn't stand up

for myself. I just can't emotionally go through that anymore.

She can take her ass and then dig it. You know what the worst part is? And she

did disrespect you, and you didn't even say anything when I called her out about

it. Anyway, it doesn't matter. No, no, no, no. Tell me when she disrespected

I can't fight everybody's battles.

I have to fight my battles. I do not remember her disrespecting me.

Did she come for me and I forgot?

I don't remember a big blow -up.

Refresh my memory, child, because I don't remember.

I mean, so he didn't come here to hear my mom talk the whole time. So I was

getting ready to say something after she had talked for three hours.

And she was like, I'm speaking.

I'm like, yes.

And, you know, it just kind of snapped at me. I'm like, so I can't remember.

Okay? And now you're going to be mad at me about it.

Girl, bye.

Is she okay?

She's going.

I'm just feeling, like, unhappy that everyone's, like, feeling it.

You can't say, like, thank you. Yeah, the thank you is, like, that's first of

all. She's going after me for, like, seven days. It's like she's like, eh,

Okay, when I get drunk, I'm more, like, uh -huh.

The point is I've been so careful with freaking Kenya. I've been walking on,

like, eggshells.

Eggshells.

Eggshells, Kenya.

Eggshells, Kenya.

Melissa, I can't help it. I know everyone's upset, but she's making me

Is she rude sometimes?

Yes. Is she inappropriate?

Absolutely. But am I entertained?

One million percent.

Why does she always attack me? She wasn't... No, we're going to figure this

Hold on. You're more in the place. Like, boom, boom, boom. You said stuff, too.

You good?

Yeah, I'm good. Okay. Oh, you're... Okay. I explained to her it was a few.

was the thing. Everything else was fine. I said that. I can take anything. I'll

fight with my words. I said it's one little thing. You're very strong.

You're very domineering.

No, no, you are. What does that have to do with anything? I'm just telling you

how she's reacting. She was nervous or whatever.

But we can't. Now, she's the aggressor, and somehow I react because you say such

vile things to my face. That's why I'm not arguing with you. And now all of a

sudden you're scared.

You're going to go down, and you're going to apologize.

I apologize. It's true.

Luann and Kenya, for talking about Luann's sex life and saying fuck you to

on this beautiful date. But Luann admits it. It doesn't matter. It's not your

place. But why can't she admit it like that? Fuck. Dealing with Ramona is like

dealing with a child.

I would like to do that. I feel like you do and you're not telling the truth.

No, I don't. I'm trying to reason with this woman, but I'm clearly losing that

battle. One year after being divorced from my ex -husband, I had two

simultaneously, two, two relationships.

Simultaneous. Simultaneous.

I can't talk. I'm in shock.

I had two relationships back to back. One guy died.

And I loved him.

Like, I loved him. So he died. He died.

Died on me!

What happened, Mark?

How could you die on me?

Ramona X.

crazy. I don't think it's an act. She shows her ass. She apologizes and she

does it again.

I want her to stop putting Luann down. Teresa, I understand what you're saying,

but they have history together.

We don't have to see Ramona again.

I'm so glad that you got to see what I have to go through.

Luann let her get away with this for so long that Ramona thinks she can just do

whatever she wants.

Luann has a high tolerance.

Me, not so much.

Come on, let's go up to the front of the boat.

Kyle and Ramona are coming. Let's see. I don't want her to say anything to me.

I promise. Well, I said not to write to her. All right. She better not come

anywhere near me, I tell you.

I just want her to talk to her.

She better not come anywhere near me, I tell you.

Well, it's windy here. I know.

You guys good?

I thought she wanted to talk to her.

But now Kenya left. Yeah, I know. Right.

Don't try to talk to Kenya on this boat today.

I'm not going to.

I feel like the vibe is kind of off right now. We're going

to fix it.

I didn't mean to insult you. I would love to be sexually as free as you.

Like you are like a total sensual woman. And I want to be more like you. So I'm

kind of jealous.

I'm jealous.

I want to be like you.

I would love to be like you. I do.

I'm jealous of your sexuality and sensuality. Okay, I am. But, you know, I

to be like you. And if you want. Sexual and sexual.

Okay, well, thank you for the compliment. And the point is that,

This is an old story.

That happened. I forgave you. I moved on.

Because, you know, that's what life is about.

You try to forgive people.

You try to... I need the best in people. Oh, my God.

I'm done.

I'm done.

Can't teach an old dog new tricks. I need a second to pull it together.

You still didn't own that you were a terrible friend to her at the time. You

were very wrong, and you didn't own that just now. You're making excuses. You're

saying she's very sexual.

I love making excuses. I know. You've got to stop doing that. You need to own

the fact that you were a friend.

But Ramona, guess what?

You might want to change now. You might want to, but you have to make people

believe that. And you can't just say it. You have to want to do it, and then you

have to do it.

Ramona doesn't really get messy, but today she's messy.

And drinking doesn't help.

Luann.

So, unfortunately, I don't think I'm going to get a real apology from Ramona,

and this is probably the best I'm going to get.

I feel sorry for her. I don't feel sorry for her because she's aggressive.

She knows exactly what she's doing. I feel bad for her because she hasn't

as a person. She knows exactly what she's doing. All right, so let's play a

different game.

I need it.

This feels kind of high right here.

They

jumped in

the water, these girls.

Our girls?

Luann, how is it?

I want to jump in too, but I got to change my bathing suit.

Can you touch the ground?

Housewives are awesome at having a good time. We're finally enjoying ourselves,

and that's what we do best.

I wanted to do a TikTok. I was going to ask you to help me with that. I could

definitely help you do that. All right, let me get my phone.

This is my day.

This is going to be a fun day. To be a true housewife, you have to know

resolution. I think the ultimate rule on being a housewife is you can't let

these bitches get you down.

Oh, oh, outfit change.

Okay, Miss Thing. I love how everyone bought multiple bathing suits. Did I

the memo?

I'm a nervous belly.

Who's going to save me? I will.

Because it's shallow, right? Yeah, let's do that.

That'll be great. Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Can you stop it? Can you stop it?

You were just in this water. I would have just died. You would have had to

me. Oh, my God. Look at it. Look at it.

Are you crazy? Are they going to be safe? He's going to bite them. He's

come to you.

Kyle. We have to go.

Come on.

Want in a dinghy? We're all going to fit on that? I don't appreciate what Ramona

did to ruin my yacht day.

So right now Ramona is in solitary confinement.

She needs to be on this dinghy away from all of us. This is such petty crap.

Lighten up.

Goodbye, Ramona.

Ramona's in timeout.

At this point, I'm not really paying attention to what's going on because I

don't really care.

Timeouts work sometimes. I used to do it with my kids.

Let's do a really quick TikTok. I got it. Okay, I got this song. Okay,

get in line from short to tall.

Pile in the pile.

What is it, Melissa?

Darren? Darren, you go that way. Then Darren, you go to the right.

I wanted to keep it very basic, so I'm like, when the person in front of you

goes this way, you go that way.

To the right, left.

Ready? Go ahead, hit the red button.

So wait until you... No.

Boom, boom, boom, boom.

Boom. Everybody was going the same way. Hands were going up. Arms were reaching

out.

Oh, Lord.

No, wait.

Cynthia, you look like somebody's grandmother right now.

Move to the back.

Oh, my God.

I didn't even realize you were doing a TikTok.

You go this way.

I go this way. I go this way.

Try one more.

One more.

When's it going to stop?

Come on, let's make this bomb.

Come on, guys.

Last one. Let's go. Last one.

The wrong person was in front.

Had Melissa been in front of me, I would have killed her.

I was thrown off.

Thrown off.

I think that was good.

Let's go. We ready? Thank you so much for everything.

Thank you, thank you, thank you. Food was great. The drinks were great.

Amazing.

You guys act like children are falling overboard when your hats fall off.

We're having meatballs.

Teresa Giudice is cooking. It's her night. It's all your night.

Can't wait.

You're my guy?

You're my guy.

I look like a hair girl because I told her I don't know.

I really don't want Ramona helping me make fricking... She wants to help you

make meatballs?

I'm just going to say, you know what? I'm just going to make them. Everybody

just get ready and look fabulous.

She's like half in the bag. I don't know.

I'm exhausted from luxuriating.

Okay, I'm here.

Are you the chicken cutlet? All right, I'll make the meatball first.

Thank you.

I come from an Italian family. Cooking and sitting at a dinner table together,

that's how we show love.

For my Italian night, like I want to make what I normally make on a Sunday

dinner. That's right.

So I want to make my sauce. I put in Italian sausage, sweet and hot.

Sweet and hot. Gives the sauce great taste.

Okay, great.

And then add my meatballs.

What do you want to put in yours?

Breadcrumbs, parsley, you know, onion, garlic, salt, pepper.

Okay. Yeah. I wanted to make everyone.

Pasta, meatballs, and chicken parm. I'm a talented girl. This Italian knows how

to do a lot of things.

All right, I'm here in my dress because I dress for the night.

Okay. Oh, my God, it smells so good. You got it working, girl.

Yeah, it smells so good.

I almost want it now.

It smells so good, doesn't it? I'm going to eat it now.

Am I allowed to have a little taste before I cook?

It's your chicken.

She can have it. She can have it.

Ramona, obviously, she's so tipsy. And then you have to add a little sauce on

top. It's funny sometimes, but then after a while, it gets to be annoying.

Bon appetit. Bon appetit.

It's really nice. It's nice and light.

Ramona, we have hair and makeup waiting for you whenever you're ready.

Well, I actually told them to show up at 6 o 'clock and told them to text me,

and at this point, 7 .30, I don't feel like just doing it.

So what would you like me to tell them? Do you not want to do it at all? But

they're here, so I'm going to charge them anyway. They're not going to charge

because I had an appointment.

They're supposed to be here at 6 .30, and now I'm past the point. I think my

hair looks fine. How bad does my hair look?

Your picture's blue. I'm not even lying. There's like a little blue string in

there.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

I'll get right here.

Fine. Come with me. Let's go. Let's go.

Fine.

So this will go out as soon as everybody comes down and has a drink.

Perfect. We'll put that all on the table with the burrata, you know.

So I'm going to find out when everybody's almost ready. So by the time

down and eat the appetizer, we'll have the pasta.

Okay. And that's good.

I think my hair looks good.

Could we take care of that?

Payment. But why didn't she text me? You didn't answer my text.

Oh, show me your text.

Yeah, you didn't answer. All right, wait, wait. Let me look. Where's my

Hi, Emma. Do you have my phone? Where's my phone? Where's my phone? Where's my

phone?

Where's my phone? Phone, phone. Where's my phone? Phone, phone.

Hey, everyone. Did I bring my phone down here?

Mmm. Mmm, so good.

i may need another red wine

i'm so hungry tonight

because i couldn't eat last night as i'm spitting at my food

let's go oh here's my oh my god

well i forgot for my first step i think my phone is here

I need help with my mic. I think she put it in my underwear.

It's not a good place.

Teresa, I think tonight's going to be wonderful. I think it's going to be nice

and relaxed.

Amazing food.

Yeah.

You look beautiful and I love the red. Thank you. I had a whole issue with...

It's fine.

Ramona had a whole thing with my makeup artist and... So pissed off. Really?

Like, she knew that I was waiting to get my makeup done, so I literally had

like... Five minutes. Like, I started my own, and then she just finished me up.

Girl, you were supposed to get your glam done during this time slot, and now

you're over here in my time slot.

Messing up the whole glam situation.

Hi, doll.

Hey, babe. That's disrespectful.

Ooh, spicy Italian.

Hey, we're ready for the meatballs, you know? I like it.

Let's go out.

Awesome. I love this part of the house. I'm so glad we're doing this.

Where do you want us? Wherever you want us, babe.

There you go.

There has been a lot of highs and lows on this trip, so I'm hoping this dinner

will bring everyone together, and we'll try to all get along.

Oh, yeah, that's good.

Hi, ladies.

Let's all eat together.

All right, so I just wanted to say this has been an amazing trip so far. It's

been lovely to get to know each and every one of you. Cynthia, you're

inside and out.

Love getting to know you, and I want to continue our friendship.

Kenya, same thing. You remind me of me, like strong like a ball.

Definitely connect with you there. Kyle, you and me are both moms of four

daughters. Beautiful to get to know you. I can't wait to come to California and

double date with you and Mauricio. I know.

That's going to be fun.

Ramona, you're a spitfire.

You do, like, rub us sometimes the wrong way, but, I mean, to know you is to

love you.

And Luann, you know, I met you a few times, and I think you're lovely. You're

beautiful. You're so kind and sweet.

And, like, we're going to give you more of a backbone.

What do you mean? I got a backbone. No, no, we can't confuse patience with

backbone. No, meaning, like, I don't want anybody walking all over you.

That's all I have to say. Well, don't worry. I don't let people walk all over

me, but I love you for looking out to me. And I have your back.

No, and I have your back.

Look at this.

Does this look like a girl who doesn't have a backbone?

No. I sit up straight and tall.

It's, you know, part of chic c 'est la vie. The little things can take you

but it's best to brush them off. And that's just Ramona. I kind of just brush

her off.

Thank you, guys.

Salute. We love you.

Thank you.

Great Italian dinner. Love you guys.

Salute. Salute. Salute.

I've heard about Teresa's books, and I've seen her cooking on Instagram and

the show.

So the fact that we get to taste it firsthand tonight is exciting. So thank

for that. I love that you're eating a good Italian food. My mother -in -law

makes everything. It's so yummy.

But I wanted to make a toast to you, and I wanted to apologize to you for being

late because I actually wanted to get down in time to see if you needed some

help. But unfortunately, there was a whole situation with my glam.

Apparently, Ramona, you and my glam had a whole, you owed her for her services

the other day or one of her team members. No, she showed up late. I said,

don't want you.

She was supposed to come at 6 o 'clock, and she showed up at 7 .30, and I said I

didn't want to be late for Teresa.

So you're going to watch the video?

No, because I have to be ready to do it. So let's come in here and have a

conversation, okay?

I am sorry, but I'm not going to pay her for tonight because I can't do my hair

now. It's too late.

My glam has nothing to do with your glam. My girl is Emily. Your girl is

somebody else. I know, but Emily works underneath my glam.

And apparently she was coming to collect from you.

Yeah, I paid her. Well, she said it was like a while. Like she basically was in

your room. She said you guys had a whole conversation.

I said, let's discuss this later. Send me a bill so I can check it.

And then I said, she said, well, I don't want to be late for Cynthia. Go to

Cynthia. But instead, she wanted to stay there. I mean, I'm not. No, it's

because she wanted to get her money. Like, you know how this works for a

It's not like from one business person to the next. I'm not going anywhere.

I'm using them for the next two days.

So don't blame me, you being late. That's wrong. No, no, no, no. No, you

reason why I'm late.

I don't think so. Because you were having a whole situation with my makeup

artist.

Okay, so Ramona, I have Cynthia to do it. Okay, sorry.

Okay. So you don't want it tonight? No.

It was not five minutes from on him.

She told you that she had to do my makeup. Then you should have said. No,

She had to get her money from you.

You can't treat people like that.

Excuse me. I said, show me the bill. Show me the bill.

She told you that she had to do my makeup. Then you should have left. No,

but she had to get her money from you.

Excuse me, I said show me the bill.

Show me the bill. She told you that she had to do my makeup. You can't say, you

know what, go ahead and do Cynthia because I know she has to be on time for

dinner as well. Yeah, I said go to Cynthia. And I will definitely work it

with you for your money. Yeah, I didn't say that to her. She didn't want to

leave. Well, that's not my problem. You should have paid her before.

She's a little low -key delusional.

And Debra got a little line problem.

And I don't know if I have the strength, honey, and the energy to keep going

back and forth with this lady now.

I need a freaking statement, an invoice. If you're fat, give me a pill. I am

$100. Why does he need to pay the bill? You're $100.

Pay me the money.

Right, but what I'm going to say is, with all due respect, like, you know,

could say it's because she took five minutes, but, like, you went without

It's not like, you know, it can't be only about that.

You think it's more to the story?

I don't think it's about the bill is what I'm trying to say.

Cindy gets upset really easily, it seems. If I couldn't get my makeup done,

would be upset, too.

It's like she kind of has a bone to pick with everybody.

All I hear is like, wah, wah, wah, wah. I don't care what you guys are yapping

about. I'd rather eat pasta.

Pasta makes people happy.

I'm still trying to digest pushover. I'm, like, stewing on pushover. Oh, my

I love you.

I love you, but I can't get pushover out of my mind.

Backbone? Backbone, pushover, same thing.

I was trying to stick up for you. I know you were trying to stick up for me, but

you don't know me well enough to call me a pushover or say I have no backbone.

Next time I'll keep my mouth shut. No, no, no, but the point is that I can...

Handle myself and my relationship with Ramona. That's natural and it's normal.

I agree with you. And sometimes I let it go over my head because you know what?

Sometimes I don't want to give it that energy.

Because I'm in a really good space. So I don't let people like Ramona mess with

that. But please don't call me a pushover and say I don't have a

Because it's very upsetting.

Okay.

I didn't know she was going to react that way towards me. And I was like,

Blow it down. Like, her anger is misguided. I think maybe she wants to

out on Ramona, but she's taking it out on me.

Here I am just trying to look out for her.

I think that everyone's using the excuse of Ramona and Luann's relationship as

the real issues, but I think everyone actually has their own individual

situation. Okay, when you talk about somebody else, I mean, I know I'm not

perfect. I'm just saying. But why is it focused on me? Can't we have some better

conversation? All you can do is talk about me? Is that how boring you all

You can only talk about me? That's, like, pretty sad.

Oh, God.

Really?

Wouldn't be an Italian dinner if somebody didn't get into it.

It is what it is. I'm just saying, there's obviously more to it.

Where are you going? I'm leaving.

Are you coming back?

When my dad was around, like, we were not allowed to get up from the dinner

table until everyone was done eating.

My dad would be like, you, sit down. What's been happening?

You're not coming back?

I'm not paying for that thing, a bill.

Kenya does not have the patience at all to deal with Ramona.

She has so many things on her plate right now back home. I mean, maybe Luann

Kenya could split the difference a little.

Are you okay?

No.

Ramona insulted the entire table. She said, are you guys all that bored?

That's all you have to do is talk about me? My head is, like, spinning because I

want to apologize to everyone because I lost my cool. And even on my show, I

never lose my cool.

I've had enough of Ramona, but I feel guilty about the way I acted today on

yacht. For me to lose it that way, it's just not how I want to behave.

That is not who I am.

You're not going to send Teresa and her meatball there.

Yeah. Okay, well, I don't want to do that.

We are all here on a girl trip to have fun. I just want everyone to come back

the table.

be together, and try to turn things around.

This is Teresa's big night.

I'm sorry that she showed up late. It wasn't my fault. I mean, she should have

come to me and just... I just feel like you could have handled it differently.

All I know is I told her, go to Cynthia.

I wanted to bring it to your attention. Well, you brought it to me five times.

How many more times? No, I brought it to you once. Like, stop, Ramona. You know

what? You're making a fool of me. I'm not making a fool of you. Yeah, you are.

You know what?

Why would I make a fool of you? I was just like... You don't know this woman.

I paid my bills.

And some inconveniencing people.

I didn't want her to do my hair. She's freaking late and I'm doing meatballs

with her. And you know what? I'm just going to go and have a good time by the

pool. Have fun, girls.

You can discuss me and just me and do whatever you want. I'm so overstated.

right. Well,

then there was four.

Oh, no. I need to be paid now. Where am I going?

I'm using for the next two days.

I think my credit score is, I think top is 800, 1 to 800, like 780.

Like, I have no bills. Like, this is bullshit.

And I said, go to Cynthia.

Don't be late for Cynthia. We don't need to discuss this now. And now Cynthia's

blaming it on me.

Teresa, I just want to, you know, I don't want to not support you.

So that's why I'm back.

Listen, don't worry about it.

Did you get upset?

Pretty much. I mean, Ramona said something about, oh, you guys are all

insulted every single person here.

I look pretty good. I look good in yellow.

I just think she's very delusional and maybe possibly insane.

You know what? I like myself.

You may not like me, but I like me, so it's okay.

And also, I want to apologize to all of you for my behavior earlier today, even

on my show. I can be angry, but I don't express myself in an angry way. I will

curse you out so eloquently, and I will twirl on you, and I will walk away in

the wind.

Okay?

But for you to be a stranger, some entitled, you know, freaking little

lady coming up to me saying crazy stuff, it's just like, girl, do you need a

nap? Do you need some Geritol? Like, do you need your dementia medication?

Bitch, go get your Depends and everything else and get yourself

Clearly you are insane coming at me like that. Is that a read?

That's a read.

Hey, everybody, what's going on in the kitchen?

I need a read -free.

And all these girls are just going at me, so I'm just here to relax.

Because I don't want to be attacked.

Do you like to be attacked?

All right, can I have a little red wine?