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There are state laws banning
the freedom to choose,
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criminalizing doctors, forcing survivors
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of rape and incest to leave their states
to get the treatment they need.
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Many of you in this chamber,
and my predecessors--
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What happened?
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I told Claire not to go on TMS.
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You gave up your source to the feds.
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I tried to warn her. I told her--
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UBN is in free fall. Stella is gone.
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O24 was a disaster.
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And now, thanks to you,
TMS has been raided.
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I did not have a choice.
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I've been walking this tightrope
with the feds for two years now.
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Really? So you didn't think
you should tell me
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that you were working
with the FBI when you came back?
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What else are you hiding?
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Are you wearing a wire right now?
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Come on, Alex.
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I think you and I actually both know,
deep down, that this was a terrible idea.
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So if you actually came here to…
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to submit your resignation, I accept.
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That's not why you're here.
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Chip and I found a whistleblower.
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She worked at Martel Chemical.
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She's been scared
to come forward until now.
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Well, I don't blame her.
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Sources are not very safe in your hands.
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You told me you would give me time
to find a smoking gun. This woman is it.
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She can put together all the pieces
of this investigation. I just…
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I have to get to her
before she changes her mind.
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I am this close
to landing a presidential sit-down,
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I cannot have anything
or anyone fuck this up.
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Our source is in Belarus.
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She's hiding out with her family,
and she's agreed to talk to me,
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but I have to meet in person.
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Wait, I'm sorry.
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Did you just say Belarus?
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And if I'm gonna go, I…
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I have to go under the auspices
of the network.
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I need your authority to sign off on it.
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You're the only one
that knows about the investigation.
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I made a list of things I need.
I need a signature.
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Belarus? Are you kidding?
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No. Absolutely not.
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You do not get my signature
or my permission or my auspices.
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If it were up to me,
you wouldn't have a fucking job.
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I know there is a cost to all of this.
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Wait, wait.
Did you just call Claire a cost?
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You can't make me feel worse
than I already feel.
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If I can break this story, if I can help
those people, then I can prove--
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- Prove what?
- That I'm on the right side of something.
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A story is not gonna save you, Bradley.
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This is over.
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People died. And the network,
the one that you're the face of,
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just looked the other way.
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They actually actively buried a story
and they could have done the opposite.
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How do you sleep at night?
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Me? How do you sleep at night?
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I don't.
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Dad is pissed.
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It's in all the French tabloids.
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We never trusted him.
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He's a bum.
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You have four children, two with whores.
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Exactly but…
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- I didn't marry them.
- Wow.
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Bravo, what a hero.
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Your husband fucked around.
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Dump him.
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I don't take orders from you.
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Dad said--
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Always his little henchman.
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Time to come home.
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Afraid I'll outshine you?
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Always the greedy one.
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You were sent here for one reason only.
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To cover up a scandal
at a chemical company.
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- And I did that.
- But you kept going.
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And now you've become the story.
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You're not thinking of the family.
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They're appointing a new CEO.
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I'll have total control
of a media company.
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CEO and President of the Board.
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We will have total control
of the narrative.
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They say perception is half the battle,
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in fact it's the whole war.
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Like promising a heartwarming
Olympic story to our partners in Tehran?
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I didn't know that girl would defect.
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We're deeply leveraged in these games.
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I took care of that too.
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There are the vendors.
The stadiums. Our partners.
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And the Seine.
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The Seine, your pet project.
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Financing the great cleanup.
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Apparently it's still littered with shit.
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Just worry about cleaning
up your own mess.
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Lose the husband and come home.
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His name is Miles.
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Oh, God.
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Hello?
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- Alex Levy?
- Yes?
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We have your father here
at a campus security holding cell.
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What? What are you talking about?
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- Public intoxication.
- Oh, shit.
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Alexandra, it's me!
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- Oh, my God.
- I need you, Alexandra!
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Can't you just put him
in an Uber or something?
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He needs to be picked up.
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There was an incident
that we'd prefer not to press charges on.
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- What did he do?
- Public urination is considered
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a lewd act
under New York Penal Law section 245--
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Okay, okay. I'll be right there. Shit.
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No, look, I'm completely fine.
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All right. Come on. This way. Here we go.
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- Let's go this way please, Dad.
- Don't fuss.
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I'm not some crumbling fossil.
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All right.
Dad, I have to be up in three hours.
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I have a really huge day tomorrow.
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- Listen, I… If I'm gonna…
- Please.
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I want to sleep in my own bed,
so I'll call a car.
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Dad, you're here. It's late. Okay?
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Let's just sleep this off.
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Let's go. Okay? Come on.
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All right, but look,
listen, I'm gonna need
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- a toothbrush for this little sleepover.
- Yep. You got it.
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- Dad.
- And some water.
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Yes. Yes, yes. And an Aleve.
I got it coming all for you.
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- Right here? This way. Oh, right.
- This way. Come on. Please.
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This one is stunning.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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But come on.
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This one.
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It's adventurous but with a…
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a deep inner life.
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She's worried about this area.
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- Can't we see some other options?
- No, I hear you. I hear you.
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But…
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this is the wig, right?
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- You're right.
- And the right wig
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is gonna get her the little gold man.
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I'll take it over there.
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I'll show her myself.
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And she'll see. Thanks, guys.
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Or she won't.
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Ma, hey, I was just gonna call you.
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Which Meryl wig do you prefer?
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Silkwood, Prada, or Sophie's Choice?
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Which, incidentally,
this is starting to feel like right now.
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I'm on the lot, I gotta lock it in.
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Are you back in Los Angeles?
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I'm in New York on the lot today.
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But, we've got
some exteriors later this week.
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Cory, I have to talk to you.
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Younger Meryl would be better,
but any Meryl really.
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I'm not waiting for Switzerland.
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I'm gonna take things in my own hands.
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Mom, I'm sorry I didn't call you
back last night.
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I had a major hair department crisis
that I had to de-escalate,
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but I will swing by later today
and it's gonna be fine.
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I put the eggs in the medicine cabinet
and my dirty towels in the fridge.
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I'm losing it.
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My brain was my one constant and now--
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Okay, stop.
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I know that this is stressful.
It's scary--
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Yesterday I almost hit
the neighbor's child,
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backing out of the driveway.
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I was within inches.
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I can't live like this.
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I need to do this before I can't.
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Before I have an around-the-clock nurse
who has to change my diaper.
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Mom, we talked about this.
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Cory, I've gotten the pills.
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I've organized everything
so you won't have to do a thing.
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I'm going to end my life today.
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I love you.
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Don't do anything until I get there.
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Jesus.
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Fuck.
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Dad!
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Dad? Are you fucking kidding me?
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Goddamn it.
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And get TMS to pull
my interviews of Obama and RBG.
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There should be a link ready. And…
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Don't… Don't forget
to get their coffee orders organized.
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Don't go to the bitter place.
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Go to the place that has that little…
They put foam and little faces--
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- Are you okay?
- Why?
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No, you just… you seem a little stressed.
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Yeah. Well, I…
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I had an incident with my father
last night and now he's missing.
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Oh, the pee thing?
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Did you see that video?
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No.
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A little.
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Yes. I'm gonna get your coffees.
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- Thank you.
- Okay.
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You could co-chair the campaign.
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I can't be so front-facing.
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But we'll find the perfect person.
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Why New Jersey?
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I have a place on the shore.
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The Democrat's going down
in the corruption scandal
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which opens a path for an independent.
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Alex.
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Sorry, didn't realize you were…
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- I'll come back.
- We're done.
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- Good morning, Bro.
- Ms. Levy, always a pleasure.
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It is a pleasure.
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How are you holding up?
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It's all so public.
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I'm sorry.
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He went upstate.
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For a little while.
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And we keep missing each other.
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So, I think I have some good news for you.
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I'm meeting with the press team
from the White House.
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Biden hasn't done a long-form in months.
We could have a lot of eyeballs on it.
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- Excellent.
- We need a win.
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We're the last two standing.
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Like at the end of a disaster movie.
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Exactly.
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Try not to let
the other stuff get you down.
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Thank you.
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Good luck with your father.
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- You saw that?
- Hard to miss.
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Parents are tricky.
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Yeah.
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This isn't gonna be a good look.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Yeah, so, I found your dad.
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- Oh, God. Where?
- Alexandra.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, I can't cower in a cupboard while
my reputation's being trampled underfoot.
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- Remy, please give us a second.
- Yes.
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These ridiculous accusations of
literary theft
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are a malicious lie, a takedown.
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And now another insignificant incident
blown entirely out of proportion.
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"Lewd acts" does not sound great.
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- Hyperbole.
- You peed on Paul Revere.
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It was Nathan Hale.
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Dad, please, can we talk about this later?
I have a very, very big day today.
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Put me on your show.
Give me the chance to vindicate myself.
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To tell my side of the story.
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To explain that the free exchange
of ideas is essential
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to any substantive intellectual debate.
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And in no way approaches
the threshold of plagiarism.
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Dad, I can't… I can't do that.
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They're trying to remove me
from the very department I created.
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The least you can do, Alexandra,
is to help.
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Okay, you want my advice?
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Here's my advice to you.
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I would go away. I would disappear.
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Wait till everybody moves on.
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Move on where?
255
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Academia is in free fall.
256
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University presidents are being hauled
before Senate sub-committees.
257
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Students sleeping in tents in the quad.
258
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While rigorous debate, actual critical
thinking, has gone the way of the dodo.
259
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I could've helped fix all this nonsense.
260
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I still can,
just give me a chance to make my case.
261
00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:49,872
I can't. I cannot put you on my show.
262
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Charlie Rose was always happy to have me.
263
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In the '90s.
264
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And I don't think Charlie Rose is a very
compelling character witness these days.
265
00:13:57,254 --> 00:14:00,549
You have exacerbated this situation
because of your profile,
266
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,926
therefore it is incumbent
on you to help fix it.
267
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:08,265
I am securing an interview
with the president of the United States.
268
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I cannot do this right now.
269
00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:15,480
"How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is
to have a thankless child."
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Dad, I'm sorry.
271
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Mom!
272
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Mom!
273
00:14:45,177 --> 00:14:47,888
One traffic ticket later, here I am.
274
00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:51,308
The Hitler Youth cop said
I did a California roll,
275
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,809
which, you know, of course I'm gonna…
276
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,229
Forget it. I'm here.
277
00:14:56,480 --> 00:15:02,945
So, Leon Erwin, my personal attorney,
will have all the paperwork ready for you.
278
00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:05,447
Oh, wow. Leon the lawyer.
Oh, that's a sitcom.
279
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,824
I've made it as simple as I could.
280
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You just have to sign.
281
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:12,496
I left a list of all the people
you need to call
282
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,957
with their numbers on the kitchen table.
283
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:19,169
Simple. Your death. Paperwork. Got it.
284
00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:21,672
What do you wanna order for lunch?
285
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:25,592
All I ask is that you're gone
when the coroner arrives tonight at 9:00.
286
00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:28,136
This is still illegal.
287
00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:32,057
And the last thing I would want
is for you to get implicated in a crime.
288
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,977
Okay, sure, well, this sounds great.
289
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:37,229
You're gonna illegally kill yourself.
290
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:41,817
Mom, can we actually talk about this now?
291
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,569
- What do you mean?
- You're not gonna do this.
292
00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:45,028
You know this.
293
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:48,323
I know this. You're upset. I get it.
294
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:50,284
But let's just talk about it, okay?
295
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,369
We'll figure it out together.
296
00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:56,331
This isn't the kind of thing you just do.
297
00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:59,877
And damn you
for dumping this shit on me today.
298
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,964
You tell me that this is just a ploy
to get your only and favorite son
299
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:06,633
back into the house
and I will forgive you.
300
00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:07,759
Tell me that you're sad.
301
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:10,262
Tell me that you need something.
302
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,389
I'm glad you came.
303
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:19,313
Hey. You wanna meet
a movie star in Rhinebeck?
304
00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:21,148
We'll make a road trip out of it.
305
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:23,150
Or we can head down the Hudson. Yes.
306
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,776
We'll hit Manhattan, see a show.
307
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:27,654
Let's find a play
with the worst possible reviews.
308
00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:31,283
I have made my decision.
while I can still make one.
309
00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:38,040
Now, you can be here,
or you can get the paperwork later, I…
310
00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:46,590
Either way,
311
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,968
this is what's going to happen.
312
00:16:50,469 --> 00:16:51,637
Today.
313
00:16:54,473 --> 00:16:56,517
Used to be you'd try out new material
314
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:57,893
on campuses.
315
00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:02,648
Now they all got cell phones and boom,
one anti-woke joke, you're done.
316
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:04,816
- Yeah.
- You're canceled. It's killing comedy.
317
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,568
I mean, yeah, I guess.
318
00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:08,737
Oh, my God. You still do
the comic circuit though, don't you?
319
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,155
I do, yeah. No, I mean, you have…
320
00:17:10,239 --> 00:17:13,032
you have to accept that what's funny
is gonna change, you know.
321
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,952
You just evolve with the times.
322
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:18,539
These kids, they don't know
the difference between a joke and reality.
323
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,415
Yeah, but okay, well, do you remember
324
00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:23,752
that Bill Cosby had that whole set
about drugging and assaulting women?
325
00:17:23,836 --> 00:17:26,296
- Turns out it wasn't such a joke.
- I do wanna talk about some Cosby.
326
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:29,007
- I don't know if I do.
- But first, we gotta pay the bills.
327
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:32,177
- You gonna let me plug my tour dates?
- You sure will, right after the break.
328
00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:35,097
And stay tuned
for the shitstorm in the Seine.
329
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:37,015
- You hear about this?
- No.
330
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,351
They spent all this money
on cleaning the caca
331
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:42,437
out of the river in Paris
for the Olympics.
332
00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:44,106
Well, I love a good poop story.
333
00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:46,233
We'll be right back with the scat.
334
00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:49,820
Hey.
335
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,113
Can I help you?
336
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:56,159
You know, it so happens that I'm
a constitutional scholar of some renown,
337
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,704
specializing in the First Amendment.
338
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:01,331
I could contribute to your discussion.
339
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:04,209
We don't do unsolicited guests.
No drive-bys.
340
00:18:04,293 --> 00:18:08,463
No, these same students
you speak of are trying to destroy me
341
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,799
for a crime I did not commit.
342
00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:16,388
And now, to further ridicule
and shame me, they've publicized a…
343
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:21,977
a little video of me relieving myself
in close proximity to a national hero.
344
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,521
You're Alex Levy's father?
345
00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:26,857
Yes, I am.
346
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,317
Hey, we're back in 60.
347
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:29,818
Yeah.
348
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:32,905
Why don't you come have a seat?
349
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:37,159
The focus will be on the state
of women's rights post-2020.
350
00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:41,622
Reproductive health care,
bodily autonomy, pay equity.
351
00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:42,706
My…
352
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:46,502
My interview with Kamala
on gun violence scored huge numbers.
353
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:48,962
Especially in the… the core demo.
354
00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:50,714
And you just talk to me about timing
355
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:55,802
and we will roll this out
around any important speeches or events.
356
00:18:57,054 --> 00:18:58,305
That sounds good.
357
00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:04,061
These days young people don't seem
to realize the privileges they have.
358
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,521
They take them for granted.
359
00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:08,774
They don't recognize
that they stand on the shoulders
360
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,276
of the generations that came before.
361
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:14,905
Maybe instead of canceling us,
they should thank us.
362
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:19,409
Hallelujah. I love a man
who's not afraid to speak his mind
363
00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:21,078
irregardless of the consequences.
364
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:25,123
No, no, no.
"Irregardless" is not a real word.
365
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,918
The prefix "ir-" denotes a negation,
366
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:30,754
so in this, and, well,
frankly in any other context,
367
00:19:30,838 --> 00:19:33,131
- "regardless" will suffice.
- Schooled.
368
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:36,510
And it won't all be softballs,
but it will be fair.
369
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:38,554
No Hunter, no Trump trial.
370
00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:42,558
Abortion and the Supreme Court,
obviously, are all on the table.
371
00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:43,934
And I would like 30 minutes.
372
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,103
- Ten.
- Twenty.
373
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,563
- Twelve.
- Fifteen.
374
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:49,773
- Twelve.
- Twelve and a walk-and-talk.
375
00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:52,860
We can do that.
376
00:19:53,694 --> 00:19:54,903
That's great.
377
00:19:54,987 --> 00:19:56,989
- We'll get back to you with some dates.
- Yes.
378
00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:59,616
Why don't you keep open
the first two weeks of July?
379
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,410
We will make it all work.
380
00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:02,995
Absolutely.
381
00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:04,913
This is fantastic, Riley.
382
00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:06,123
Thanks so much for coming in.
383
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:09,084
- Thank you.
- So great. Yes!
384
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:18,677
What?
385
00:20:23,891 --> 00:20:25,142
What the fuck?
386
00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:27,853
How does one get canceled nowadays?
387
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:29,980
- Is it… email?
- You ask me.
388
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:33,150
I mean, this is a new thing,
but I tell you, it was--
389
00:20:34,318 --> 00:20:35,444
Stop. Cut it.
390
00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:38,238
- Okay, we're off.
- What is going on in here?
391
00:20:38,322 --> 00:20:40,449
You finally made it to the show.
392
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:42,784
You forgot to tell me
your dad is brilliant.
393
00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:44,870
I thought you were going home?
394
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:47,748
You've just interrupted
a very interesting conversation.
395
00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:51,126
I'm sure. It's…
But let's go. It's time to leave.
396
00:20:53,045 --> 00:20:55,339
Well, Mr. Hartman, it's been a pleasure.
397
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,216
You're welcome back anytime, sir.
398
00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:59,635
I would love to get your take
on the right to bear arms.
399
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:01,637
- The Second Amendment--
- God, no, no, no.
400
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,306
One simple sentence,
three confounding commas.
401
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:05,807
We could do a whole series.
402
00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:07,851
- We could.
- No, none of this is happening.
403
00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:09,686
None of this is happening. Let's go.
404
00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:12,689
And you should have asked me
before you put my father on your show.
405
00:21:12,773 --> 00:21:15,776
Oh, I didn't know
I needed a permission slip.
406
00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:18,529
Just, you know,
common decency, a little respect.
407
00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:20,447
Decency and respect?
408
00:21:20,531 --> 00:21:21,865
Yeah, that's rich coming from you.
409
00:21:21,949 --> 00:21:23,116
Dad, let's go, please.
410
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,535
You know, let me work this out.
411
00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:28,580
When a guy ghosts after sex, he's a dick.
412
00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:30,666
But when women do it, it's, like, what?
413
00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:32,543
Feminism or something?
414
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:39,716
Listen, whatever occurred between us,
let's just keep it between us.
415
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,385
Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's talk about us.
416
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:44,179
- Dad, let's just get out of here.
- She has a terrible time with men.
417
00:21:44,263 --> 00:21:45,305
Oh, my God.
418
00:21:45,389 --> 00:21:46,515
What the…
419
00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:48,809
- Why don't we settle down, and--
- Thanks, Professor.
420
00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:50,519
You do not understand what that man is.
421
00:21:50,602 --> 00:21:53,146
- That was extremely interesting.
- He is one of the worst human beings
422
00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:54,481
- on the planet.
- It's intelligent--
423
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,360
I think I did very well actually.
424
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:03,699
Okay. It's the White House, Dad,
so please.
425
00:22:04,408 --> 00:22:05,701
- Riley.
- Hi, Alex.
426
00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:09,037
Oh, my gosh.
It was so lovely to see you today.
427
00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:12,749
You know, I was actually thinking,
I know we discussed the Blue Room,
428
00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:16,378
but I'm wondering
if maybe the Roosevelt might be better.
429
00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:18,672
It's not gonna happen after all.
I'm sorry.
430
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:20,674
What do you mean it's not gonna happen?
431
00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:21,758
It's timing.
432
00:22:21,842 --> 00:22:22,885
Timing?
433
00:22:22,968 --> 00:22:26,096
I can be to D.C. within two hours' notice.
434
00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:28,807
It's not you. It's your father.
435
00:22:30,726 --> 00:22:32,978
I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that.
436
00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:36,523
It's your father.
The thing in the Post this morning,
437
00:22:36,607 --> 00:22:39,359
his rant on that podcast.
438
00:22:39,443 --> 00:22:42,738
It doesn't help the ageist narrative
we're fighting against with our guy.
439
00:22:42,821 --> 00:22:45,741
- Sorry, Alex.
- I understand. Thank you.
440
00:22:52,998 --> 00:22:56,084
- Well, now that you'll have time--
- Don't. Please.
441
00:22:59,213 --> 00:23:01,465
Charlie, will you please take him home?
442
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:03,592
84th and Central Park West.
443
00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:04,801
Thank you so much.
444
00:23:07,513 --> 00:23:08,889
Weeks.
445
00:23:08,972 --> 00:23:12,559
Weeks of
a carefully orchestrated negotiation
446
00:23:12,643 --> 00:23:15,312
and in one day you just blew it up.
447
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,030
Jesus.
448
00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:31,078
Don't you ever slam
a door in my face again.
449
00:23:31,161 --> 00:23:33,205
Ever. I'm your father.
450
00:23:33,288 --> 00:23:36,959
Don't you ever just barge
into my apartment like that again.
451
00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:38,085
Jesus.
452
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:42,548
- Where are you going?
- I'm going to get some air.
453
00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:49,596
Weeks of negotiation?
454
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,976
Try 50 years of service in academia
and for what?
455
00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:56,728
You've cost me my legacy.
456
00:23:56,812 --> 00:23:59,690
I did not ask you to plagiarize anything.
457
00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:02,234
I did not plagiarize.
Would you please get that
458
00:24:02,317 --> 00:24:04,278
- into your thick skull?
- Come on. You didn't listen.
459
00:24:04,361 --> 00:24:06,280
I told you to go home, and you didn't.
460
00:24:06,363 --> 00:24:08,323
And you fucked me
and you fucked my interview.
461
00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:11,660
Oh, ho, ho, ho,
still blaming everybody else
462
00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:13,829
- for your own failures, are you?
- Excuse me.
463
00:24:13,912 --> 00:24:15,163
I do not do that.
464
00:24:15,247 --> 00:24:16,373
That is not true.
465
00:24:16,915 --> 00:24:20,627
And the only person that I actually feel
like a failure around is you.
466
00:24:20,711 --> 00:24:22,296
Ever since I was a little kid.
467
00:24:22,379 --> 00:24:26,758
God, isn't the statute of limitations up
on your poor old childhood?
468
00:24:26,842 --> 00:24:29,136
Do you remember what you would do
to me at dinner every night?
469
00:24:29,219 --> 00:24:33,557
You would quiz me on current events
and obscure literature.
470
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,642
I was training your brain to think.
471
00:24:35,726 --> 00:24:39,354
And no matter what I said…
trust me, I scoured the news,
472
00:24:39,438 --> 00:24:44,526
I scoured every book in your library,
and no matter what, you just dismissed me.
473
00:24:44,610 --> 00:24:45,903
I was testing you.
474
00:24:45,986 --> 00:24:47,070
I never dismissed you.
475
00:24:47,154 --> 00:24:49,031
You just did it.
You just did it right there.
476
00:24:49,114 --> 00:24:51,742
You just dismissed
the idea of you dismissing me.
477
00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:53,911
Good thing you never went into the law
478
00:24:53,994 --> 00:24:56,079
- because your arguments are not--
- Yes.
479
00:24:56,163 --> 00:24:57,164
Got it. Not smart.
480
00:24:57,247 --> 00:24:58,457
I know, I'm not smart enough.
481
00:24:58,540 --> 00:24:59,917
I'm not academic enough.
482
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,752
I'm just not enough.
483
00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:06,798
It's true that in those days you were not
exceptionally incisive.
484
00:25:06,882 --> 00:25:09,218
All you wanted to do was impress
485
00:25:09,301 --> 00:25:12,304
your sycophantic coeds
that you would bring over.
486
00:25:12,387 --> 00:25:17,518
Here's the brilliant professor saddled
with this simple daughter.
487
00:25:18,435 --> 00:25:20,896
But do you know what?
I actually wasn't simple,
488
00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:22,814
I was a ten-year-old.
489
00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:25,984
And I still cleaned out
your dirty ashtrays,
490
00:25:26,068 --> 00:25:27,945
cleared the table, did the dishes.
491
00:25:28,654 --> 00:25:29,905
Just you and me.
492
00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:32,616
And yet every time you were around,
I felt…
493
00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:36,912
I felt more alone than I ever felt
when I actually was alone.
494
00:25:37,871 --> 00:25:41,083
I do not blame Mom
for leaving you for one minute.
495
00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:43,293
Don't you talk about your mother.
496
00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:45,629
I know, we don't talk about Mom.
I get it. I remember.
497
00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:47,506
But I don't understand.
498
00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:50,926
She was my mother and you just erased her.
499
00:25:51,009 --> 00:25:52,636
You just took her pictures down.
500
00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:55,055
You threw her clothes away
and you pushed her.
501
00:25:55,639 --> 00:25:57,266
And you pushed her
502
00:25:58,016 --> 00:26:00,686
and every memory of her out of the house.
503
00:26:00,769 --> 00:26:02,312
And I don't know why.
504
00:26:02,396 --> 00:26:03,897
I never pushed her.
505
00:26:03,981 --> 00:26:05,858
You don't know what…
506
00:26:05,941 --> 00:26:08,569
You were too young. You don't understand.
You don't know anything.
507
00:26:08,652 --> 00:26:09,653
I do know this.
508
00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:11,154
You didn't parent me.
509
00:26:11,238 --> 00:26:12,364
I raised myself.
510
00:26:17,286 --> 00:26:19,538
I gave up all manner of things for you.
511
00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:21,790
What great sacrifices? Tell me.
512
00:26:21,874 --> 00:26:24,126
I would love to know
what great sacrifices you made.
513
00:26:24,209 --> 00:26:25,294
I'm dying to hear this.
514
00:26:25,377 --> 00:26:26,920
My wife.
515
00:26:28,881 --> 00:26:31,133
I lost my wife.
516
00:26:35,721 --> 00:26:37,681
You want to talk about your mother?
517
00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:40,058
Okay. Fine.
518
00:26:40,142 --> 00:26:41,518
What do you wanna know about her?
519
00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:44,646
She was a true original.
520
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:49,776
She knew the lyrics to every song,
she did the crossword in ink.
521
00:26:50,819 --> 00:26:51,987
She loved to dance.
522
00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:55,365
And she made the best martini…
We had a great life.
523
00:26:55,449 --> 00:26:57,492
I didn't want anything to change it.
524
00:26:59,077 --> 00:27:00,621
But she'd always…
525
00:27:01,371 --> 00:27:03,832
always gone on about having a child and…
526
00:27:06,293 --> 00:27:08,837
The only thing she'd ever asked for was…
527
00:27:10,172 --> 00:27:11,798
- Was me.
- No. I…
528
00:27:11,882 --> 00:27:13,842
I wanted her to be happy.
529
00:27:14,468 --> 00:27:17,596
And she was.
She was so happy being pregnant.
530
00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:19,223
And then she gave birth, and…
531
00:27:21,433 --> 00:27:23,602
after the hospital,
she wouldn't even hold you.
532
00:27:24,937 --> 00:27:27,898
It was like she fell down a w-well.
533
00:27:28,607 --> 00:27:30,025
Dad, that's postpartum.
534
00:27:30,108 --> 00:27:32,194
It doesn't matter what it was called.
535
00:27:32,277 --> 00:27:33,779
What difference does it make?
536
00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:36,949
It makes all the difference in the world.
537
00:27:38,742 --> 00:27:40,410
My entire life I thought Mom…
538
00:27:41,453 --> 00:27:42,621
left because of you.
539
00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:44,748
Because you're so impossible.
540
00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:48,001
I didn't know she was struggling.
541
00:27:48,085 --> 00:27:49,586
Why wouldn't you tell me this?
542
00:27:51,505 --> 00:27:52,673
Well, there you are.
543
00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:54,716
Now you know.
544
00:27:56,844 --> 00:28:01,557
I mean, I'd come home in the evening
and she'd be staring at the ceiling.
545
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:05,310
And you'd be screaming
in a filthy nappy for…
546
00:28:05,394 --> 00:28:06,895
God knows how long.
547
00:28:06,979 --> 00:28:11,733
Oh, well, I tried to get her better,
to take care of you both, but…
548
00:28:16,488 --> 00:28:18,365
Then one day she just up and left.
549
00:28:20,909 --> 00:28:24,371
Leaving me with this messy child
I didn't want in the first place.
550
00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:25,956
Oh, my God.
551
00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:29,084
A child who looked
like her spitting image.
552
00:28:29,168 --> 00:28:31,044
Okay, Dad, stop.
553
00:28:31,128 --> 00:28:32,921
Just stop for a second, please.
554
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,847
You blame me for Mom leaving.
555
00:28:42,848 --> 00:28:48,312
You've resented my entire existence
from the day I was born.
556
00:28:52,316 --> 00:28:53,984
So it didn't really matter.
557
00:28:56,695 --> 00:29:00,991
All of those things that I tried to do
to get you to see me.
558
00:29:03,619 --> 00:29:04,703
My grades.
559
00:29:06,163 --> 00:29:07,873
My recitals. And my…
560
00:29:08,999 --> 00:29:10,000
career.
561
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,420
None of it really mattered.
562
00:29:17,883 --> 00:29:19,259
Dad, do you know how…
563
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,055
badly I…
564
00:29:23,138 --> 00:29:26,099
I wanted to be somebody
that you could love?
565
00:29:35,651 --> 00:29:38,237
And I know you talk about your legacy,
Dad, but you…
566
00:29:40,697 --> 00:29:42,699
I didn't cost you your legacy.
567
00:29:47,829 --> 00:29:49,331
'Cause it's me.
568
00:29:52,042 --> 00:29:53,377
I'm your legacy.
569
00:30:42,176 --> 00:30:43,802
I was a septic skeptic.
570
00:30:43,886 --> 00:30:46,138
We can't desalinate the ocean,
571
00:30:46,221 --> 00:30:49,766
how are we going to clean the literal shit
out of the dirtiest river in Europe?
572
00:30:49,850 --> 00:30:51,310
It's a good question.
573
00:30:51,393 --> 00:30:53,770
- But I've talked to some scientists.
- Wait. Look.
574
00:30:53,854 --> 00:30:55,522
Really? Are they real ones,
575
00:30:55,606 --> 00:30:57,274
or just women on OnlyFans
who wear glasses?
576
00:30:57,357 --> 00:31:01,945
Apparently, the new technology
that they pioneered
577
00:31:02,029 --> 00:31:04,323
in the Paris cleanup was revolutionary.
578
00:31:04,406 --> 00:31:06,325
I love a good French revolution.
579
00:31:06,408 --> 00:31:09,286
And it's cleaner than Poland Springs now.
580
00:31:09,995 --> 00:31:11,747
Really? Is that so?
581
00:31:12,706 --> 00:31:18,879
Liberté, égalité
and most definitely fraternité.
582
00:31:18,962 --> 00:31:21,965
You're not gonna drink that.
He's drinking it. Okay!
583
00:31:22,049 --> 00:31:24,718
- That's not safe.
- Relax, it's Fiji.
584
00:31:26,011 --> 00:31:27,012
Just for dramatic effect.
585
00:31:27,095 --> 00:31:28,972
That's the guy who sells food supplements?
586
00:31:29,056 --> 00:31:30,098
You're such a snob.
587
00:31:30,182 --> 00:31:32,309
Behold the next Senator from New Jersey…
588
00:31:32,392 --> 00:31:34,019
home of Tony Soprano…
589
00:31:34,102 --> 00:31:35,479
birthplace of the electric lightbulb.
590
00:31:35,562 --> 00:31:37,773
This guy? You're kidding?
591
00:31:37,856 --> 00:31:38,982
I'm supporting his campaign.
592
00:31:39,066 --> 00:31:42,402
He has over a hundred million followers.
593
00:31:42,819 --> 00:31:45,447
By tomorrow, this little story…
594
00:31:46,031 --> 00:31:47,991
will be all over the world.
595
00:31:48,825 --> 00:31:50,953
And you… you're out of your shit.
596
00:31:52,079 --> 00:31:53,247
Don't thank me.
597
00:31:57,334 --> 00:31:58,335
Well done.
598
00:31:59,253 --> 00:32:00,504
I know.
599
00:32:04,675 --> 00:32:06,426
I need you to do something for me.
600
00:32:07,010 --> 00:32:08,428
Well, that's funny.
601
00:32:08,512 --> 00:32:11,223
I didn't realize we were asking favors.
602
00:32:11,306 --> 00:32:14,351
If that's the case, I'd kindly ask you
not to kill yourself. How's that?
603
00:32:14,893 --> 00:32:16,311
I'm asking you to listen.
604
00:32:16,395 --> 00:32:18,063
Hey. Let me tell you this.
605
00:32:18,146 --> 00:32:21,024
If this is one of those
fucking last rites situations,
606
00:32:21,108 --> 00:32:22,526
you can count me out. I'm not interested.
607
00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:25,571
So, I'm not gonna cosign
on to this death sequence.
608
00:32:25,654 --> 00:32:27,739
Do you understand? That answer is no.
609
00:32:27,823 --> 00:32:28,824
It's no, no, no.
610
00:32:28,907 --> 00:32:30,200
- And no.
- Cory--
611
00:32:30,284 --> 00:32:31,410
We didn't even go to Antarctica.
612
00:32:31,493 --> 00:32:32,953
- What?
- Yeah, you promised me.
613
00:32:33,036 --> 00:32:34,663
After we saw March of the Penguins.
614
00:32:34,746 --> 00:32:36,081
'Cause you said…
615
00:32:37,124 --> 00:32:42,045
you wanted to go to Antarctica
before you died and I said yes.
616
00:32:42,129 --> 00:32:43,964
Even though that was
the last thing I wanted to do.
617
00:32:44,047 --> 00:32:46,008
Go freeze my ass off
to watch a bunch of birds
618
00:32:46,091 --> 00:32:49,595
who can't even fucking fly
squawking on shit-covered ice.
619
00:32:49,678 --> 00:32:53,223
I told you that I would go
on the only cruise I'd ever go on
620
00:32:53,307 --> 00:32:55,434
because I wanted to be with you.
621
00:32:56,185 --> 00:32:59,771
I did. I don't know why. It's stupid.
622
00:33:00,647 --> 00:33:02,107
But you promised me.
623
00:33:02,191 --> 00:33:05,903
You made a promise, Mom. Yep.
And I was really looking forward to it.
624
00:33:05,986 --> 00:33:06,987
I could book the tickets right now.
625
00:33:07,070 --> 00:33:09,031
- We could go. We could still go.
- No. Listen, Cory.
626
00:33:09,114 --> 00:33:10,282
You have to listen to me.
627
00:33:10,365 --> 00:33:14,328
Everything I did, I did for you.
628
00:33:15,746 --> 00:33:17,998
From the moment I first held you.
629
00:33:18,874 --> 00:33:21,835
That surge of love
went straight to my bones.
630
00:33:23,378 --> 00:33:28,884
You looked at me
with those dark, pensive eyes.
631
00:33:29,843 --> 00:33:32,387
Nothing else mattered.
632
00:33:32,471 --> 00:33:34,515
I had to protect you.
633
00:33:35,098 --> 00:33:36,558
From anyone and anything.
634
00:33:36,642 --> 00:33:38,268
- Mom, I don't wanna hear…
- No matter what.
635
00:33:38,352 --> 00:33:41,480
- …my fucking birth story anymore.
- Cory! You have to listen to me.
636
00:33:41,563 --> 00:33:42,689
You were…
637
00:33:43,774 --> 00:33:48,111
You are the greatest thing I've ever done.
638
00:33:48,987 --> 00:33:52,658
All I ever wanted was for you to succeed,
639
00:33:54,201 --> 00:33:55,494
be happy.
640
00:33:59,248 --> 00:34:00,374
I…
641
00:34:02,918 --> 00:34:05,546
I have to tell you something.
642
00:34:06,839 --> 00:34:08,047
I need to.
643
00:34:10,842 --> 00:34:12,511
- I…
- You need to what?
644
00:34:22,353 --> 00:34:23,647
You need to what?
645
00:34:24,731 --> 00:34:25,899
You need to what?
646
00:34:29,402 --> 00:34:30,487
I need to…
647
00:34:32,281 --> 00:34:33,364
see the wig.
648
00:34:36,493 --> 00:34:37,494
Okay.
649
00:36:13,423 --> 00:36:15,342
You're gonna love this movie.
650
00:36:16,718 --> 00:36:18,387
She's a private investigator with a past.
651
00:36:18,470 --> 00:36:20,514
She's beautiful. She doesn't know it.
652
00:36:21,056 --> 00:36:23,267
Just kidding. She knows it.
Of course she knows it.
653
00:36:23,350 --> 00:36:25,686
- She absolutely knows it. Look at her.
- Yeah.
654
00:36:25,769 --> 00:36:28,313
She's a former district attorney.
655
00:36:28,397 --> 00:36:32,693
Who are, oftentimes,
political shills without a moral center.
656
00:36:32,776 --> 00:36:33,819
That's right.
657
00:36:33,902 --> 00:36:38,323
She is a former fascist district attorney
who blew the case of a lifetime.
658
00:36:38,407 --> 00:36:41,285
You know, it was one of those cases
where the criminal dodges prison
659
00:36:41,368 --> 00:36:42,578
on some kind of technicality.
660
00:36:42,661 --> 00:36:45,622
We call that
a constitutional violation, honey.
661
00:36:45,706 --> 00:36:46,957
A constitutional violation.
662
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,710
So here she is.
And she has been haunted by it.
663
00:36:49,793 --> 00:36:50,878
It's followed her around.
664
00:36:50,961 --> 00:36:52,379
So now she's burnt out.
665
00:36:52,462 --> 00:36:56,925
She's a burnt out former district attorney
turned private investigator.
666
00:36:57,009 --> 00:37:00,012
And then she gets this sexy new client
667
00:37:00,721 --> 00:37:02,389
who's accused of murdering his wife.
668
00:37:03,557 --> 00:37:08,187
And at first she doesn't trust him
because, well, he has a…
669
00:37:08,270 --> 00:37:10,189
- Beard.
- A beard. Obviously.
670
00:37:10,272 --> 00:37:12,191
And so that leads to a fight.
671
00:37:12,274 --> 00:37:14,359
He says some terrible things.
672
00:37:14,443 --> 00:37:18,655
She leaves in a huff, and she thinks,
"Fuck this. I'm not gonna do this case."
673
00:37:18,739 --> 00:37:19,740
And then she stops.
674
00:37:20,574 --> 00:37:22,701
She turns around and she says…
675
00:37:22,784 --> 00:37:26,496
My favorite line in the entire movie.
676
00:37:26,580 --> 00:37:29,249
And I made the writer put it in because
677
00:37:29,333 --> 00:37:32,044
of course he doesn't know
how women actually talk.
678
00:37:32,127 --> 00:37:34,546
She turns around and she says…
679
00:37:36,965 --> 00:37:38,008
Mom!
680
00:37:40,928 --> 00:37:41,970
Mom?
681
00:40:28,804 --> 00:40:30,889
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
682
00:40:30,973 --> 00:40:33,016
The person you're trying to reach
is unavailable.
683
00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:35,227
At the tone, please record your message.
684
00:40:35,936 --> 00:40:38,856
Hey. It's me.
685
00:40:39,606 --> 00:40:41,358
What are you doing right now?
686
00:40:43,110 --> 00:40:44,194
Let's go skiing!
687
00:40:58,959 --> 00:41:00,210
Cory.
688
00:41:01,170 --> 00:41:04,214
Wow. You look like shit.
689
00:41:05,382 --> 00:41:06,884
Long story.
690
00:41:30,616 --> 00:41:31,617
Oh, yeah.
691
00:41:38,540 --> 00:41:40,584
I got this one from Columbia House.
692
00:41:40,667 --> 00:41:42,169
But you don't have that in France?
693
00:41:42,252 --> 00:41:44,004
Do you guys have Columbia House?
694
00:41:44,087 --> 00:41:45,631
Maison de Colombie?
695
00:41:45,714 --> 00:41:47,174
- No?
- No, no.
696
00:41:47,257 --> 00:41:53,597
In the '80s and '90s we had
an institution called Columbia House.
697
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:56,016
Which was… It was a mail-order CD club
698
00:41:56,099 --> 00:41:58,810
that was catering mostly to teenagers
who had no fucking money.
699
00:41:58,894 --> 00:42:02,439
They would say
"Sign up, and we'll send you free CDs."
700
00:42:02,523 --> 00:42:05,192
All of their free CDs,
they were shitty CDs.
701
00:42:05,275 --> 00:42:06,401
That was the con.
702
00:42:06,485 --> 00:42:08,403
We just kept ordering.
703
00:42:08,487 --> 00:42:11,073
Yeah. Not buying. The American Dream.
704
00:42:11,156 --> 00:42:13,450
We would just sift
through all the shit until finally
705
00:42:13,534 --> 00:42:16,453
we would land some good music
like Iggy or Led Zeppelin or…
706
00:42:18,288 --> 00:42:21,458
on the very rare occasion, a Smiths album.
707
00:42:21,542 --> 00:42:24,837
Just on the off chance
that a girl might cross the threshold…
708
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:28,549
the virginal, virginal threshold
of my childhood bedroom.
709
00:42:30,217 --> 00:42:32,594
The rest of our lives would
never compare to the halcyon days
710
00:42:32,678 --> 00:42:35,472
when we got all the music we ever wanted
in the mail for pennies.
711
00:42:40,727 --> 00:42:43,146
Long live the days of Columbia House.
712
00:42:44,314 --> 00:42:46,984
When I thought
my parents were embarrassing,
713
00:42:47,067 --> 00:42:49,444
they knew everything
and they'd always be around.
714
00:42:51,697 --> 00:42:53,907
Yeah, constant, like…
715
00:42:56,118 --> 00:42:57,411
the northern star.
716
00:42:58,954 --> 00:43:01,206
Constantly in the darkness.
717
00:43:02,082 --> 00:43:03,333
Where's that at?
718
00:43:06,211 --> 00:43:07,921
If you want me, I'll be at the bar.
719
00:43:24,521 --> 00:43:26,481
- Are you all right?
- Yeah.
720
00:43:26,565 --> 00:43:28,483
This feels really good. You should try it.
721
00:44:10,484 --> 00:44:12,027
Hi, you've reached Bradley Jackson.
722
00:44:12,110 --> 00:44:13,862
Leave a message and I'll get back to you.
723
00:44:30,254 --> 00:44:31,338
Bradley?
724
00:44:31,922 --> 00:44:32,923
You were right.
725
00:44:34,341 --> 00:44:36,093
I've been doing a lot of thinking.
726
00:44:37,886 --> 00:44:39,847
Of course I will support your travel.
727
00:44:40,681 --> 00:44:42,683
I will. Just, honey, open the door.
728
00:44:42,766 --> 00:44:43,767
Come on.
729
00:44:44,893 --> 00:44:45,894
Hey.
730
00:44:46,562 --> 00:44:47,563
What are you doing here?
731
00:44:47,646 --> 00:44:48,730
Where's Bradley?
732
00:44:51,567 --> 00:44:53,026
She went to Belarus.
733
00:44:55,737 --> 00:44:56,864
Of course she did.
734
00:44:58,073 --> 00:44:59,074
Alex,
735
00:45:00,117 --> 00:45:03,161
she was supposed to check in
with me every three hours, it's been six.
736
00:45:04,037 --> 00:45:05,706
I called my contact at the IMF,
737
00:45:06,290 --> 00:45:08,709
- they think she's being detained.
- What?
738
00:45:09,293 --> 00:45:11,086
And we know what they do
to journalists over there.
56226
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