All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of New York City – S15E14

What a trip. It was really a blast until
last night.

This bitch is lying.

You suck.

Bitch.

Y 'all can think I'm suits for money. No
one thinks that.

Maybe your husband should apologize to
her for calling her a bitch and say

bipolar.

How did we go from the best time ever
to, like, Shakespearean tragedy?

How?

Oh my God, so cute.

All gorgeous.

Can I go pee in the ocean? Don't worry,
we won't tell anyone. Don't tell

anybody. The water is disgusting.

I swear, there's a dead pigeon right
there.

I tried to jump, my whole thing fell
off.

Oh my God, do you smell me? Sorry, I'm
telling you don't.

I'm going to swim in the water.

I mean, it is nature.

Pigeons die.

I would never go to anyone's home
country and start bitching and

about a place that they're taking me to
that they told me was one of their

favorites as a child.

I wanted to show the ladies a real beach
in Puerto Rico, like with Puerto

Ricans, the local beach. It is not a
beach that we would call the gringo

right? Which is the beach where all the
Americans would be. So if the beach is

good enough for Jenna.

It's good enough for all you bitches.

It's disgusting.

Literally disgusting.

Shh.

Oh, my God. Oh,

she's saying everything I'm thinking.

I want to be like, preach, sister, but I
can't do that because, you know, I want

to be respectful.

Just trying to relax.

Yeah. This is a beautiful setup, Raquel.
Thank you. Thank you. This is really

beautiful. We appreciate it. Thank you.

Does it look dirty?

Ladies, ladies.

So nice and beautiful.

I didn't like that Uber just came up and
was like, don't go in the water. I saw

one dead pigeon. It's disgusting.

The water is disgusting.

That's the thing. I don't know if Uber
does that. No. I didn't appreciate it.

It's too much.

You thought we were an energy.

Or you should accuse Jessel of being
like, you can think before you speak.

But Uber does the same shit.

uba is a living breathing thermometer
you have to check that weather report

every day there might be a thunderstorm
there might be a tornado there could be

a goddamn earthquake coming i think
everyone could see the barometer was

falling rising a little more falling
again just like all of a sudden it just

very dense like the energy got very
dense and you know this person uba deep

she literally becomes like a different
person you say one tiny thing

you get your

Why are you

here? Why are you here? Why? Why are you
here? Why?

Unless maybe she tried for someone to
get this job, that's a different story.

Maybe it's not just what's going on
here. Maybe she's really worried about

fibroid surgery that she told us about.
Like, there could be other things going

on. But her behavior is just not okay
and it's uncalled for. When she calls

I suck dick for work and da -da -da -da,
we shoot her children all day, that's

not my friend. I'm not going to be
disrespected and be told that I suck

jobs. If I suck dick for jobs, I'd be
the old woman.

Okay, I think we're going to go
hoverboard.

How cute is this lifeguard?

My four -foot pool? You might drown. We
need somebody.

Who's this little lifeguard man over
here?

Should I pretend like I'm choking?

Wait, did you choose?

I don't know.

I'm drowning.

Help. Oh, is she okay? What's she doing?

Help.

CPR. I'm dying.

No clown.

You can't make this up.

It's bad. It's cringing. It's ick. It's
yuck. It's ill.

I was just dying and you didn't save me.
I like men that call me out on my shit.

That's cool.

I'm a loony.

Like, acrobat, like, gone wrong.

She's, like, crawling through the sand
like a little sand cat or whatever that

is. You're my hero.

Yeah, sure.

This is the first time I've seen Brynn
flirt with...

A teenage boy.

I have seen her flirt with a lot of
daddies.

I'm going to go and get my water because
I'm getting eaten.

I've got to get this glass out of my
foot. It's really bothering me.

Honestly, I would put a condom.

You know what? I think I do got condoms
in my bag. Yeah? You never know when you

need some protection.

Non -luberty.

I brought a big 36 count of Magnum
condoms.

What's more durable and waterproof than
a condom? So if a guy tells you it

doesn't fit, don't believe him, because
condoms fit on my foot.

This foot is huge.

This is a big foot.

I'm going to start slowly getting you
out of the water. It's not too far.

No, no. You ready? Yeah. All right.

Oh, Eric!

Oh,

is Aaron going?

She's getting in the thing. Yeah.

Oh, amazing. That's good.

Oh, nice.

Oh, well, she didn't even make it.

At least the rocket didn't blow up.

Look, I've seen the TikToks.

Americans who get on, who do water
sports, doesn't always end well.

She's got it. She's got it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, she's getting better.

She looks great doing it. It's like, you
know, when you see Baywatch lifeguards,

like, running and then they dive in the
water and, like, save people.

Like, that's cool to watch, but you
don't want to do it.

I was thinking about going and getting
some fresh coconut milk.

Yeah, let's go get it.

Let's avoid the dead pigeon. Okay, see.

Is this it? Where do you see it? Right
over here. Oh, there's a sign.

Is there a fish bite?

I'm telling you.

A fish bit my ass.

I swear to God.

It is water.

Now it's raining.

Okay. Oh, my God.

I'm really worried for Jess, though.

With that outfit in this rain.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

We're a bunch of idiots.

Oh, my God.

This is not... Okay,

Karen. God, thank you for listening to
my prayers.

I don't want to be on this beach.

Let's get the f*** out of here.

Doing great, sweetie.

I should have taken them to the gringo
beach.

All right.

Totally normal.

Totally normal.

Coming up...

So itchy.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

All right.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Take your hat. Side hat, so I definitely
better.

Hey, let's go see what chocolate they
have. Oh, my God, yes. I need a sugar

something. Oh, my God, it's freezing in
here.

I'll feed someone my tit if you can shut
this air conditioner off.

I have no idea where it is.

Hello.

Chocolate.

Yeah. You're always welcome with
chocolate. Is this milk chocolate now?

What happened? I don't want to hear. The
other part is in her stomach.

What's going on?

Did you guys have fun today?

Yeah. Hi, Becca.

I heard you were upset this morning.

I wasn't upset.

I was so confused because Brynn was like
so activated. I was like, how is she so

upset? Yeah.

I heard you were so upset. What did I
do? I was waiting for the photographer

you stepped right in front of me.

But anyway, the audacity. I can't
believe.

I just didn't understand why she was so
upset about it in an ad up. What

happened yesterday when we took a nap?

We heard you guys had like a little
conference outside.

Remember when you were at my house last
year and it was just when her kids were

like. The whole restoration hardware
house.

The showroom. There was a price tag on
the plant.

There was a price tag on the plant.

You called me a social climber.

Apology. Your homegirl just will be
climbing that ladder. Climbing that

ladder.

I didn't have a conference. I listened.

Who was it? Bren and Cy?

Why is it quiet?

Um, I think it would be helpful to call
them in here.

Listen, do I gossip with my friends? Am
I a girl?

Yes, but it seems like Erin knows more.

I don't know anything.

No, come on, Erin. Is that what
happened? Were you there?

I was there.

You were part of the conference. Did you
take notes?

No, I just sat there and listened.

I don't see romantic love. I would call
it co -piloting. It doesn't feel sexual.

When somebody calls a woman a bitch and
doesn't apologize, I'm good on you. What

about bipolar?

It feels like everything is a poor photo
op moment. Yeah. Or to be seen. That's

how I feel.

So what do you heard?

Listen, I think you need to talk to Thay
and Brynn. I think it's simple. Like,

ask them how they feel. We want to hear
what you heard in the conference. But if

you hear what I heard, you're going to
be like, Erin's a pigeon and she's a

this, and I don't want to do it anymore.

But you, but yesterday you told me,
exactly,

exactly. I told her something that I
didn't think was a big deal. She told me

she's really pissed at you and she's
never been more mad at anyone else in

group. What did I do?

You cut her in line at a photo shoot. It
was like, Erin is telling you, why

would you do that? So I can't win.

That's what frustrates me. I'm very
protective of Jethro because I know

doesn't have any backbone.

So, Erin, this time is a good time to be
a pigeon.

Get me in in the tea.

What's the tea? You know what I mean?

I'm not pigeoning right now.

You have to trust what I'm saying is
true.

I'm sitting here standing up for you.
You didn't tell me any of this

I know. I'm telling you now. I'm telling
you now.

Knock, knock.

Knock, knock.

Sleepy baby.

Hi. Time to wake up, sleepy baby.

Hi. We need you to creative direct the
synchronized swimming.

Matthew, look at you. Look at you.

Look at you.

I'm always excited for synchronized
swimming. I took it when I was young.

I saw it on the Olympics, and they
offered it at the pool that I went to

summer. Look at you. You're the best
coach ever.

I was like, help me in. Where's my hat?

Cut.

Come on.

Okay.

Let's go outside. It's cold. Let's go.

Raquel, we'll meet you outside. All
right.

Ow, my foot.

You guys, don't stroke up. I paid a lot
of money for Amazon Prime. I know it's

been a few days, but I'm still thinking
about Jenna's bush.

For whatever reason, I don't know why,
my nether region's hair is straight,

like, shuffled, like, textured, like,
straight.

And I just want to recreate it.

What is this?

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Look, when you know Jeff, you can get
prime same -day delivery even on a

Caribbean island.

So what are we doing? I'm sorry. I
missed all of that.

No, Raquel.

We have to tell her. We're in the joke,
Raquel. Okay, what's the joke? This is

the joke.

Oh. We all have them on. Do you want
one?

Can you see?

I can see.

It's nice and soft. Babe, you're going
to join this club.

You got to keep a straight face. Give
them. Give them. I want them.

It looked like... Jenna had a pussy wig
on. It does exactly what it looked like.

I do have a picture.

Is that yours?

Why don't you trim it? It's like a
mustache.

It's like a goat.

Such a bummer. It rained on the beach.
The setup was really cute.

Yeah. Uwe was talking about the dead
pigeons.

It wasn't even a pigeon. It was a dead
bird. Yes. And it's nature.

She came over saying there's a dead
pigeon and this beach is disgusting.

Don't get in the water.

I told her to stop. Good. She listens to
you. She does.

It's also just because of everything
that the island has been through.

Yeah, I agree. So don't know that that's
a good look.

That diva.

I'm going to have to talk to her in
private, I think. But it's going to turn

into a whole situation.

We all know Uba has a very hard time
controlling her emotion.

So I understand that Raquel is walking
on eggshells with Uba. If I was a

Somalian and said that her beach was
disgusting, she would go off on me.

Maybe you should say it in a way that
she'll respect.

Come, Uba.

Die.

That is bad.

I mean...

I'm just saying, like, maybe it's too
warm.

It's wet now.

You're already wet.

I'm not that wet. It takes a long time
for me to get wet. Yeah, because you're

bank account for us.

It's okay if they look a little wet.
It'll be, like, real life. This is

uncomfortable. How do you guys sit with
this? I love mine. Feels good. Is your

pussy made out of concrete?

New York steel.

Ow.

I want to talk to Uba, but right now is
not the time for that. You have to

really think about how to grow certain
subjects with her. Like she said, she

goes from zero to 60, and it's hard for
her to come back down.

And to be completely honest, Puerto
Rico's been through enough.

We don't need Uba hot blowing through.

Are you guys ready for my... Yes,
darling, yes!

Oh, my God, it's here!

Let's see. Can we see? Give us a show.
Oh, nice.

You guys, we're going to slowly do it.
I'm not going to let off.

Slowly someone else. It's going to be
slow.

I don't have time to get a wax either.

Oh, she brought her synchronized
squirming cow.

This is amazing.

You're the best.

You're just the best. Thank you.

These are perfect. Let me make you an
easy costume. This is amazing.

I think we have to do this later.

What's later?

Tonight. Tonight or tomorrow.

What about in the morning?

I was thinking that we should do it the
evening and then we could do it with the

pool lights on. Yeah, I think it's on.

So tonight.

The pool lights on. We could do it
tonight.

We could learn the routine on the land.
This is so chic. I actually want to wear

this out.

It's a real swim cap.

You guys, we're so cute together. I feel
like this is something you would like.

I'm so itchy.

I'm so itchy.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's so
hot in here.

It's so hot over here.

You guys are insane.

This is nuts.

Did you curl yours like this?

We got it from your waxing lady. No,
it's much thinner. It's much more downy

soft. The picture showed this way.

That's definitely Jenna's photo.

So in your own words.

I've said enough. No, I'm not in my own.
No more words. No, no.

Not, no more words need to be said. I
think many words have been said and no

more words need to be said.

It's not that loud.

Nope. Nope.

No pube left unturned. You cannot take
the creative director out of the girl.

Wait, are you going swimming, Uba?

I think I should put my swimsuit on and
we get to rock it. We're going to go put

our swimsuits on. Swim class starts in
10 minutes.

I just got this dress on. All right.

Where are you going?

I'm going to go to Uba.

Okay.

She's better than the rest of us.

That's how you do it. She's fit.

She's fit.

That's a boss.

Coming up.

Stop being telling Brynn that she's a
whore.

Hi.

What's happening? Well, I was just
talking to the girls out there that I

it wasn't very nice of you to run out
saying, this is disgusting, don't go in

there, the water's disgusting.

It wasn't disgusting.

And it smells, and I have a picture to
show you.

That there was a dead bird.

Yeah. It's a beach.

In your country, do birds not die? Oh,
yeah, they do.

But if I saw it, I'd say it. I wasn't
rude to anybody.

And come on, we're not blind.

You sold us BS.

This is BS.

Raquel. If you're the travel agent, I'll
never book it again.

Okay, but telling people it's
disgusting, don't go in the water.

And if it was in my home country, if I
was in safari, if there's a dead lion

somewhere and some animal is eating,
I'll say the same thing.

All right.

But when you came over, you said, don't
go in the water. It's disgusting.

I don't want to touch this water.

The water is disgusting.

Anything else that she said after that,
I did look at you and I said stop.

Yeah, no, she said stop, but I didn't
mean it in a rude way.

And you guys did not make me sign the
NDA. You did not bring me here and say

don't say anything about Puerto Rico. No
one's telling you not to say anything

about Puerto Rico, but sweetheart, it's
rude.

Do you know what this island has been
through? The last time you were here was

six years ago. I came here four times
after the hurricane to shoot here with

client. I came to Puerto Rico more than
you do.

Yeah, I don't think so. So you
understand Puerto Rico and Puerto

fine. Wonderful. So that makes your
insult even worse.

I think I understand, though. It's like
Puerto Rico has just been through so

much. I mean, every other world has been
through so much. I'm number one. But

it's just because we're here and we're
just all having fun.

Are you guys gaming on me because you're
Puerto Rican and I'm in Puerto Rico? Is

that why?

What did I do? I just walked in. I know.

Uba was wrong for doing what she did. I
will definitely call her out. And if I'm

wrong, she will call me out. Because
that's what real friends do.

They tell you when you're wrong, and
they'll stick by you when you're right.

You cannot tell me that what I said, it
was me being rude.

I wasn't being rude. I was saying the
truth. But I didn't mean it in a rude

And me not going to the ocean, I was not
going to the ocean to begin with. I

don't know how to swim. No, I know.

No, I know this. I know this.

I'm not going to go in the ocean. No,
no, I know this. Even if it was 10

I don't go in the ocean. Is it crystal
blue water with mountains? I do not go

the ocean. I just don't. I know, baby. I
know. I know. It is offensive, but...

You didn't mean it. I really didn't mean
it. I know. Don't listen to these

people. They're trying to make you feel
that I was being rude. I was not. I was

being myself. I would do the same thing
even if I learned Tanzania, Kenya,

Somalia. I know, I know. But I know. I
didn't mean that at all. I love Puerto

Rico. I don't know that I even got
through to her. I mean, maybe I did in

end. I don't know.

But I definitely expect more from an
immigrant.

But then again, Jessel's an immigrant
too.

And I don't expect more from her.

Trust me, I'm the biggest Puerto Rico
fan. I love this place. I love this

But you weren't being a diva.

Why would I be a diva? You're a little
bit of a diva. Literally, after... Tiny

bit. It'll be fine.

Do you know how simple my chakra?

Now I'm your chakra?

Always.

I love you.

Apparently.

Bottoms up. Bottoms up.

Hashtag Mezcaloom.

It's the best.

Can we do... Can we sit over there?

Yeah, we're all moving. The migration.

Did you have a good conversation?

We did. I'm so happy you talked. Hey,
hot ass.

Okay, hot ass.

Oh, wait, I'm sorry. She doesn't like to
be touched.

I like raunchy. I don't like... Oh,
okay. I don't like this.

You like raunchy.

My man's stuck for me. Hold on.

My man's in there and he's texting me
right now.

Hang on, hang on, hang on. Do you and
David ever sex?

We don't really sex. He's not a good
sexer. Well, you're a sex.

Let's start sexing someone's partner.

We're texting dudes and sending nudes.

Let's send nudes. Can we text dudes from
your phone?

Yeah. Can we go on, like, Ryan, Tinder?
You want to send some dude on her phone

nudes? I think if a dude got a nude of
these on her phone, he'd be like, bye,

I'm out.

I'm traumatized and I'm going home.

She seems pretty comfortable, you know?

How much of that rumor was false, Becky?

What's Gavin doing? Oh, he's with four
kids in the babysitter.

Aaron, do the news.

Do the news.

Where's my phone? Get your phone. Text
your man.

Text that dude. Can somebody get my
phone?

Let's have the house. Can somebody get
your phone?

Aaron, call me.

speaker and do a sexy thing and see if
it's over here

why does jessel have on these shoes
where are you going with these shoes on

i don't know i thought we were
synchronized swimming in those shoes no

is just like the walk -up to the swim
yeah you're coming i'm coming hang on i

gotta get them in the list wait put it
on speakerphone and you're gonna try to

start the sexies

It's just the three of us.

We're just hanging out in the back
together.

What are you thinking about right now?

I'm not responding to that one.

What is it?

This is weird.

You're going to get me in trouble, man.

What if I'm just trying to get you in
trouble?

It wouldn't be the first time, by the
way.

Look, I'm just sitting here snuggling on
Erin.

She smells really good.

Don't be weird. Don't be weird. Take her
to go.

Everyone, speak a phone.

No, that's not great.

Everyone, speak a phone. And everyone is
listening to you.

Come on.

Coming up.

We had a goddamn contact, so I'm glad
that it happened to me. Honestly, not

cool. Not cool.

Everyone, pick a phone. And everyone is
listening to you. I gathered that.

Oh,

Uber, come on. No.

That's so not cool, guys.

How down would you be for a gay
marriage?

No.

No, no, no.

It violates my rules of swinging.

What are the rules of swinging?

The rules of swinging, you can't know
the other couple or the other person

you're hooking up with because then it
gets awkward after.

I wasn't going to make him fully be
like, oh, yeah.

I was going to choose for a second.

Have some respect. Some of us are
friends to husband every single day.

I want us to die.

It's kind of inherent that Abe knows
that he's on speakerphone because we're

both talking to him at the same time.

It's harmless.

It's funny.

Everyone is consenting. I thought you
had a boyfriend.

Why are you a nun?

Uber is your protector.

I love you, Uber.

Okay, I love you. Bye.

We'll be thinking of you as you're
thinking of us. Love you.

Bye. Bye. Bye, you guys.

Let me go check on her.

Bring it back out.

I mean, come on. Loosen up. Have a
little bit of fun.

What is wrong with Aaron? What are you,
a child?

Baby, it's all joke and fun, but when it
comes to husband, they should be off

limits. That was really weird.

That was weird.

I don't know why Uwe's so upset about
it. Like, she's making assumptions that

Erin isn't caring for her husband in
this moment.

And that's not cool.

Like, if anyone has a grievance, it
should be Abe.

But Uwe doesn't need to worry about it.
It doesn't matter.

That, like, crossed the line.

I didn't like that.

You think he's that stupid that he
would, like, go that far? Well, I don't

to be a part of it.

Okay, now that's understandable.

What are you making?

Mimosa? I wish. No, just orange juice.
Come back out.

Tips and dip anyone? Yes, sexy mama.

Thank you.

Can we just do synchronized swimming?

Come over here.

No, but enjoy here. I can hear
everybody.

Okay.

We're here to have fun. Take a joke.

Don't be sleeping at a dinner table.
Don't be yelling at people. It's called

fun. Have fun.

Try it.

What happened?

Did the glass break? I need to sage
myself.

All right, let's get in the pool.

Okay. Come on, come on, come on. Guys,
get up. We're learning on lunch first.

Come on. Do you guys want to do it?
Yeah, I want to do it.

Uba is a Ferrari.

I mean, she goes zero to 130.

Everyone doesn't want to set her off
because she's mad at anyone who

with her, who challenges her, who
questions her, who says anything that

doesn't like.

Don't confuse being angry and be
assertive. No, that's not assertive. It

No, I wasn't. Maybe you don't know how
to be loved or how to stand up for

yourself. Watch your mouth. No, no, no,
no. We're two different people. Watch

your mouth. I'm not afraid of you. I
have a secret about almost every person

here. You don't have a sticker for me.
Do not lie.

Do not lie. And if you do, tell to the
group right now, you lying bitch.

I don't feel like dealing with Uber,
honestly.

I'm just not in the mood. It's going to
be a whole thing. Why did you say that?

You shouldn't have said it like that.
You clarify it. Clarify.

You have no idea.

Just drinking directly from the bottle.

There's a glass here.

You use the glass because you're a basic
bitch. I'm not.

uber doesn't really you know it's uber
she's just gonna say what she thinks

i don't want to ruffle feathers you guys
jenna said one statement last year like

in this situation i'm team erin the fact
that they're still hanging there don't

give it too much energy i'm team erin in
this moment like i want her to be okay

We never heard the end of it. You
decided making opinion about people when

are not in the scene. What opinion did I
make about someone?

You said you picked Team Aaron. For you
to sit in that chair and said, I'm Team

Aaron. Why would you say that?

The whole thing makes me so
uncomfortable.

It's exhausting.

It's irrational.

Team Aaron!

We're coming.

Coming up.

You're not Naomi. Naomi, Naomi, wait.

Giselle, wait.

Okay,

kids.

Is this how Venus is feeling on this
one? We're team A.

No, no, we're all one team. No, no,
we're all going to come together. We're

one. Okay, everybody.

Yeah.

Erin and I are going to walk and we're
going to start to turn.

And then Brynn and Jessel will start to
touch our hands.

I mean, I think I fell in love with
synchronized swimming when I was in like

sixth grade.

And then we're going to go out and in
with the left hand first.

Out and in.

Honestly, if there was like a gay
synchronized swimming team, I would be

first person to sign up. Brynn.

And Jessel will start to touch our
hands.

And then Rachel.

I'm not Rachel.

I've called her Rachel three times. I
don't know what's happening.

You're an Alzheimer's patient.

Do you even know her name?

What's her name? My name is Rebecca.

R -E -B -E -C -C -A.

Not Rachel.

Also known as Boring Becky.

I'm just kidding.

She's not.

She's not.

As we're spinning, we're going to do
this. Woo -hoo.

Like this, and it'll look very pretty.
Raquel, I got my money on you.

Okay, I'm going to follow you. I love
synchronized swimming, so I am so

for this. As a child, I would make up
these swim routines and force my poor

mother to watch because I had no
siblings.

I would watch those old movies with the
synchronized swimmers, and they were

gorgeous.

One arm up, double other arm.

Right arm closest to the house.

No, no, other arm. The arm closest to
the house. Okay, ladies.

One, two, three.

This is like, I don't know, some sort of
dying animal or something in water.

I mean, it's an emotional success. I
don't know about a visual success, but

an emotional success.

Don't do it in front of me.

Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no. Every
minute you find something to be mad at.

What the?

I'm not. Yeah, you are.

No, what's wrong with her?

He yells at me and splashes me and tells
me to go f*** myself.

I'm not allowed to express what I feel
with her, but yet she's allowed to call

me a gaslighter and call me this, that,
and the other. It's not okay.

Hey, I'll be right back.

What? What happened? I didn't like what
you did with Abe.

Don't f***ing put your headphones on
speaker and I'm there and he doesn't

Tell me to leave. I would leave.

I have learned that when Uwe gets upset
like this, it's better to just walk

away. I'm not engaging in this.

Okay, I'm going to get on the hot tub
now. I'm like ready for bed.

No, we haven't even had dinner yet.

Oh, it is kind of warm.

Wow, you know what this feels like? A
yeast infection.

But it feels really good.

Thank you, Jenna. That was quite the
experience.

Thank you. That was awesome.

I deeply appreciate it. And you all look
great in your hats.

Thanks. Thank you.

To make it seem like I'm doing something
to harm my

husband is gross to me. Uba does not
give me the benefit of the doubt. Uba

constantly is assuming that I am at my
worst.

And that's what's really starting to
piss me off about her.

You should actually think I'm a good
friend for me to do that. No, but it

like I don't have a good enough
relationship. I don't know. I just

to be a part of it.

Don't call her people's marriage. Brynn,
we're not speaking to you. Go take a

nap. Should I suck a dick while I take a
nap?

That might help you to shut up. No, but
that's what you said yesterday. That I

suck dick for work, so.

I said, if maybe you did that to get
this job, because I didn't.

Because I'm enough.

Uber is enough.

I don't have to be fake of anything.

Who's being fake? You are.

How am I fake? I would love to know. You
know what?

I'll show you how you're fake.

Where are you going?

You are not who you are you say you are.

You are a fun brand.

You're sweet to everyone.

Nobody knows.

How are they all with you? Okay, pigeon.

I saw really high.

You're a commercial airline.

I fly private. Fine.

With who?

Somebody else's husband?

Who are you flying private with? Who?
You're literally a Talbot model. So it's

fine. Darling, go Google my name. What
is this about your name all the time?

You're like, my name, my name. You're
not Naomi.

You're not Naomi. Naomi, Naomi Wish.

Giselle Wish. No, they don't, dude. You
are Giselle.

Go to yourself.

You're a piece of shit.

Go to

yourself.

You're a piece of shit.

What the heck?

Is that something help part two?

Shut up. No. Shut your mouth. Is it
true? No, no, you are a bitch. And guess

what? It's coming to you.

I'm gonna go make a drink.

Oh, Lord. My head hurts, too. I think I
need an ice pack.

From what?

From Jenna's elbow went into my head.

That shit hurts.

I know it wasn't on purpose, but damn.

And I thought I was the best one out
there.

Oh, God, are you putting an ice pack on
your forehead?

I am, honey. I'm sorry. I'm trying to
figure out how to do this.

It was not your fault at all.

Yeah,

no, no, no, no, no.

Do you think that maybe this means we
can just go to bed?

Thanks for helping me.

I'm not going to sit there and listen to
her yell at you. I told you, if that

ever happened again, I would stand up
for you.

and ran away. I walked away to defuse.
So that was a part of your master plan?

Yes, I walked away. You scurrying away
and you're like, what does that have to

do with you? You're not going to run
away. Don't say this about me. I had

nothing to do with her yelling at you.
I'm not going to run away.

Ubeth pointed at Aaron, attacked him for
something that Aaron did nothing wrong.

I would have hoped that someone who's
going to stand up for you for your

marriage after everything you've been
through the past year in your marriage

would do the same for me. But apparently
not.

All I'm saying is that if anyone yells
at you, just know that I will verbally

make sure that you're okay. I'm just
letting you know that that's what I'll

for you. I'm just letting you know. I'm
letting you know. That's what I'll do

for you.

I'm glad that the pact was one way.

Apparently, if it happens to me...
Honestly, not cool. Not cool. I

have friends back when it matters, and I
always have.

That being said, they were both slinging
crazy insults to each other, and I

thought it was getting toxic on both
ends, and that's why I walked away.

If you felt like I should have done
more, I'm sorry.

Yeah.

I will go tell her.

I do feel bad that Brynn feels
unsupportive.

And I do feel that Uba owes her an
apology.

Saying Brynn is a whore, saying that
she's a suck dick for money or whatever

is, is tough.

We know how triggered Brynn gets about
this topic.

Uba! I don't understand what's going on.

It's so f***ed up for you to tell Jessel
it was only me and Brynn that were

talking s*** about her.

You were also there.

That's how I feel.

Erin does tell the truth. She just
doesn't tell the full story.

The whole conversation that we had
outside with Brynn,

you said to Jethro that it was me and
Brynn saying all this stuff about her

you had nothing to do with it. And you
were like, you said it was too much.

We were all talking. We all said nothing
about Jericho.

Somehow, I have three fights going on,
and I would just like to have one at a

time, please.

Like, oh, can I just finish this one
conversation and put out this fire

Cy? It didn't happen.

Just ask me first. Oh, wait. Let me
change my clothes.

There. And we can talk about it.

As a group. There.

There.

Like, I'm really over vacations with
these girls.

Like, they're all piling on me again.

By the way, thanks for lying to us all
as usual.

About what?

That you went and told Cy that I said, I
was like, it's too much. I have nothing

to do with any of that. No, I said I
defended you. By the way, I'm never

it again. You said you defended me.
Yeah, I did. And I'm never doing it

She said you did it.

I'm done with it. You watch the video
and then you'll realize you have no

friends. What's that whole thing all?

I don't know. Are you?

Are you kidding me? I thought this night
was over.

I'm naked.

I'm naked.

I don't want to talk.

I don't want to talk. Like what is
happening?

Stop being telling Brynn that she's a
whore and like people stuff her dick or

whatever because it's really hurting her
feelings. It's not okay.

That's what she just said.

All hell has literally broken lips at
this point.

I mean, there's no way this is going to
end well.

We've gone off the deep end. Yeah, like
off the deep end.

Next time on the season finale of The
Real Housewives of New York City.

This whole night was so insane.

It was very, very offensive. It was
crazy.

What the?

Chaos is just wrapping around us.

Matt Vesuvius just erupted and I pulled
the plug on it.

Everything changed in this group of
girls. I don't know if it will ever be

the same.