All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of New York City – S15E13

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New York City.

Hello, Puerto Rico!

That was supposed to be the room that
Brynn was in.

She's a snake.

She said she wanted that room. What
happened?

I just tell you the truth. I'm the voice
of reason. I think there's a lot of

voices in Uba's head.

I don't think that any of them are
reasonable.

You showed your man's dick to them? I
would be dumb if I showed Oliver's dick.

Let's not make this like a whole thing.
It's very hard for me to decipher

what... is going to trigger Uba's
intense reaction.

Hi!

That's my mom. So nice to meet you.

Maybe you should come to New York.

I have a fear. Why? No, no, I know.

I missed you.

My nether region's hair is straight,
like, shuffled, like, textured, like,

It's straight.

I've got a lot of tears on my head.

Why date their dad when you can just be
mother?

In the cocktail of life, a New Yorker is
never shaken or stirred.

Just like a painting, you need a couple
of looks to figure me out.

I may be hungry, but at least I'm not
thirsty.

I'm not up and coming. I am already
there.

Love looks good on me, but darling, what
doesn't?

Not everyone can be Jennifer Lyons, but
they can try.

I think I'm going to close my eyes for a
second.

It's so cold.

You can babysit my kids anytime.

You should take Jess's kids.

Yeah. Good luck. Go over to Jess's and
they're like, it's literally just the

kids demoing the whole restoration
hardware house. The showroom. I told you

when I walked in. You did.

You did.

There was a price tag on the plant.

There was a price tag on the plant.

You guys.

For serious talk. Do you remember last
year when we were in Anguilla and we

talking to Jessel and we all went around
and we were like, who's the love of

your life?

You said David. Oh my God, in the car?
You said Abe. And she just straight up

goes, let's die.

Do you remember?

Oh, her ex -boyfriend?

She's like, he's the love of my life.
He's the only love of my life.

Oh my God, she used half of my lotion.
This is not body lotion.

Face lotion.

The family wouldn't let her because he's
not Indian, so they didn't let her be

with him.

Jessel was like, yeah, he's, like, this
really hot, like, African -American guy.

Uber and I, like, lost our mind. We're
like, tell us more, Jessel. Who is that

guy? I don't know. I gotta find out.

How would it feel just that there would
be, like, the person you're married to

now, right?

David, Abe. If you're, like, you knew
deep down the love of your life was

somewhere else. I wouldn't be able to. I
get it.

Same.

I don't see romantic love. I would call
it co -piloting.

It doesn't feel sexual.

I call you guys, like, David's going
down on you while you're trying to,

do a partnership agreement.

I go to your house in the Hamptons.

In the pantry?

Jessalyn Povitt. They definitely seem
like friends. You could picture Abe and

like, having sex, right? Like, you could
envision that happening.

I just, it's different for me with them.

I like chilling with Povitt. I like us
drinking and we laughing in front of

Jessalyn. No, I don't fuck with Povitt.
You're funny, though. I don't give a

fuck how funny he is. When somebody
calls a woman a bitch and doesn't

I'm good on you.

Yeah, I get that.

What about bipolar?

Bipolar bitch.

Excuse me, Eva.

Jess, no.

Is thigh bipolar? Yes.

Oh.

I did not mean that.

She's just being a bitch.

Did I call thigh a bitch? Probably.

And if I didn't?

She's a bitch.

Also, like, don't get involved in the
girl stuff. Yeah, at least don't you be

bitch. Don't be a little bitch.

I've gotten to a place with Jessel that
I'm very happy with. I don't know if she

understands it or realizes that I'm
ignoring her husband because we don't

discuss it. But if Povit is in the room,
I just act like he's not there.

Hi. You look pretty. You look so
beautiful.

I'm loving this hair, by the way. Thank
you. Thank you.

We'll migrate on over.

Yo.

My ignore game is top tier.

And this is the truth. Like, I love
Jessel and she's like a really good

We all love her, but it's like, I think
we get frustrated about the level of

openness and honesty. Okay, here's where
I, and I actually think tonight I'm

going to say this to her because it's
something that's bothering me.

She's annoyed with you too, she said.

About what?

She told me she's really pissed at you
and she's never been more mad at anyone

else in this group. Not even me.

Why? What did they do?

You cut her in line at a photo shoot,
and she was supposed to be out, and she

has kids, and she had to go to the
toddlers.

And you were like, it's okay, babe.
Like, I'll just go first. I'll just go

first. And you went before her. No, I
didn't say it's okay, babe. I went up to

her and go, you take a really long time
taking photos, so I'm going to go next.

I have to get home to my dog because I
have a puppy, and she's going to pee in

the house, and she's alone. By the way,
you called me a social climber.

Sorry. Sorry.

Forgive me. You're not.

Apologies. Your homegirl, Jess, will be
climbing up.

ladder climbing that goddamn ladder like
any invite she will say yes to any

invite i feel bad though it's like yes
i'm talking right now fine because i'm a

little irritated but i've noticed it's
non -stop about the event the thing that

got me was at the kids birthday party
like the photographers

Oh, yeah.

Honest to God, I don't know anymore.

If he asked me to Netflix and chill, I
don't know if there's a photographer

there. I mean, old Jessel had a
different face and different teeth.

She's more chill.

She's more chill.

Sorry, I said it. It's the truth.

Feels like everything is...

for a photo op moment. Yeah. Or to be
seen. That's how I feel.

Brynn has a point. Sometimes the glam is
out of place. Like at her kid's

birthday party on the pier where there's
like snot everywhere and cake and

Jessel's wearing this like romper with
heels and like her shoulders are exposed

and she has glam. I'm like, where the
fuck are you going?

There's nothing wrong with it, but it's
just less authentic.

I'm going to go and get dressed.

Let's take a quick shower. Don't forget
your phone.

I won't.

Shower, shave.

I don't have to poop, actually.

Wow.

Hey there.

That's amazing.

Hi, boo -boo. I love that. I love that
you're wearing your hooker shoes. Okay,

ready? One, two, three.

All right, we got to go, guys. Yeah,
let's go. We're waiting for you guys.

waiting for you, bitches.

Hey. Dinner time.

Woo.

Hello.

Oh, because they're pretty.

Should I sit next to you, Mama?

Yeah, please.

I'll go over here.

Woo. Here we are. So cute.

I mean.

Drink time.

We're doing three.

Do you guys do espresso martini? We do.

They're very good. One of the best on
the island. Four of those.

Four of those. Let's do it. Do you have
anything very delicious, less sugar, but

it's virgin?

Passion fruit mojito, virgin. Passion
fruit mojito.

Yeah, of course. Two of those. Of
course. I order one for you. Do you have

mezcal? Yeah, we have the mezcal.

All right.

She's going to ask every time.

Do you carry mezcal?

It's a mezcal my husband and I created.

We're there in 15. You can get it in
town.

Erin Footeen, Erin Footeen, gotta get
that mezcaloom. I love it. Okay, Becky,

didn't think you had it in you.

Like your vagina hair was hysterical.

I do have a picture.

Here we go. I've never heard of a
straight hair. I know.

Oh, it is a festival holiday.

Oh, Oba's going to give a speech.

Hang on, I have something way more
important.

Jenna.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Please give it to me.

This isn't Abe. Dick again.

Jenna's pubes, though. She's silky,
smooth, easy, breezy, beautiful.

Oh, my God.

Does that look like a spider coming at
her cooch?

Why don't you trim it? It's like a
mustache.

Is that yours?

It's like a ghost.

It looks like a penis, but it's just
hair.

It was silky, like that dog that has the
ponytails. It's silky

straight. What's going on down there?
You can braid it. You can put it in a

ponytail.

It was a lot.

It should be in every major museum in
the world. It's all right. It's

Great. Thank you.

I just thought it was really cute. I
didn't expect them to laugh so hard.

All right, what did you guys talk about
out by the pool?

I missed it.

Jessel told you that she's mad at me?
Oh, the story about, well, not that

currently mad, but that she was.

Why is she mad?

Jessel told me that when we were at a
photo shoot, she was really pissed off.

Right.

Jenna was asking about why you were
upset with Brynn.

What is this about? I heard her mask.
Don't you remember?

No, I heard you were so upset. You
always love me. I wasn't so upset.

asked me, have you ever been upset with
Brynn? And I was like, never, except for

the one time. What did I do? I was
waiting for the photographer, and you

right in front of me and took those
pictures without even, like, telling me

you were going to go in front.

The audacity. I can't believe.

The kids eat dinner at six. Like, I have
to go home. But then she jumps in front

of me because guess what? Her puppy
needs her.

I was upset for three seconds. We had it
out. And I'm sorry that I did that

because it was rude.

I'm going to be honest with you. I feel
sometimes with you, it's a lot of

like... You know, the kids' birthday,
photographers, your birthday,

photographers. It's like a lot of, like,
image control.

What are you talking about kids'
birthday photography? I had a

my kids' birthday. Yeah, and then at
your birthday, too.

Yeah.

I don't know why she's giving Jessel
shit. When I was a little girl, all I

wanted was to do my hair and makeup and
look pretty. And, like, it's every

girl's dream.

And she's living out her dream. Like,
let her have it. Who cares? I think

Brenda's poking at Jessel. Poor Jessel.

I love Jessel.

I had a photographer at my kid's
birthday. How did that affect you, just

curiosity? Did I make him stand there
and take pictures with me?

No, but you take pictures that we all
take together and then give them to

people.

I asked Jenna, actually, if that was
okay.

I said, yeah. And so it was one picture
of me and Jenna that was cute.

It just feels like a lot of photos.

Maybe glam photography.

So I'm not supposed to be glammed at my
birthday? I think what she's doing is

like... You know, I'm just curious. Am I
not supposed to get hair and makeup at

my birthday?

Did you get hair and makeup done at your
birthday?

No. I show up drunk and I do my own
makeup. That's like my whole MO.

That's you. You do you, boo.

I never call you out. If Jekyll wants to
pawn makeup and hire a photographer and

take photographs of herself, let her do
it. I mean, who the f*** do I care?

Who gives a s***?

I got hair and makeup on my birthday.

So sue me.

What's your point? I don't get it.

She's basically trying to say that I'm
apparently very vain.

Yeah, babe, I am f***ing vain. So what?

I want to hang out with you more with,
like, the kids and just be, like, chill.

So come over.

I'm not sitting in hair and makeup on a
Sunday afternoon with my kids. I don't

know because you're in your makeup every
day.

What are you talking about?

It kind of feels that way.

I think Jessel's completely f***ing
right.

Serve it up. And Brynn's doing it too,
which is the irony, right? Look at all

these beautiful photo shoots that she's
doing.

By the way, I'm here for it. Just admit
it. I'm a little dumbfounded.

Jethro is having the best time of her
life.

Brynn, don't be bitter.

Be better.

I just think it's interesting that the
one thing of our friendship that you've

ever been irritated is related to
photography. I was asked the question,

you been upset with Brynn? And I told
the story, and that was it.

It wasn't a big deal.

Well, she was really upset.

No, I wasn't, Erin. Shut the f*** up. I
said I was upset for 30 seconds.

I wasn't so upset.

What is wrong with your brain?

Coming up.

Why are you here? Why are you here? Why
are you here?

I'm here to chef f***ing Jenna Pussy.

I realized the question, have you been
upset with Brent? I told the story, and

that was it.

Well, she was really upset.

No, I wasn't, Erin. I wasn't so upset.
What is wrong with your brain?

Why are you yelling at me? You always
attack me instead of the people that are

like... Oh, my God. I never attack you,
first of all.

This is what happens. She, your pet
parrot. My pet parrot is talking, so

not even involved. Exactly. You
insinuated my husband was cheating on

I did not insinuate that. You're just
looking at me. I'm making my way down.

You're looking at me. I'm making my way
down. Okay. But to clarify, we asked,

have you ever been mad at Brynn? And she
said, she answered the question. It

wasn't, she's like, I was so, she
didn't, she didn't say like, oh, I've

harboring and festering on this thing
that's the worst thing she ever did.

Yeah, so I tried to stand up for you,
but no one gives a shit when I talk, so.

Thanks.

You literally said, Have you ever been
upset with Brynn? I don't want to talk

you. Okay, fine. Well, that's great.
That's a liar. She's terrified of Brynn.

She can't actually be mad.

It's delicious.

I appreciate it. You're going to feel
good after this. Yeah, I don't think I

can.

Your stomach's hurting?

I'm not feeling well.

I don't know if I think that.

Maybe you're right.

If you have something to say.

Don't shoot me.

If you have something to say. I don't
want to say anything to you. I would

talk about you at the table.

Shut up. I can't. I can't.

Here we go again. Shut up, okay?

Hold on. Okay. Shut up, everyone.

Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

The go -to is shut up.

Like, come on. Can we think of something
else?

And still continue?

Of course.

I'm not feeling well, so I'm just
checked out.

We need Matthew, and I don't want our
heart to keep going after Jethro,

I'll get into it. I'm very loyal to
Jethro, so I need Jethro to get out of

because I'm going to get into this, and
I don't want to. I'm not in the mood.

Like, I just don't want this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So what?

Mind your business, guys, please.

What did you say? Why do you want to
know?

Because you're boring me.

That's why I want to know. I'm boring
you?

I'm not your boyfriend, your best
friend, or anyone who is trying to

you. Okay. Yeah.

What's next on the menu?

We're in the car right now that she
doesn't care if we all die.

Can you shut the light off?

No, I'm doing it on my face. There's a
man driving us. You don't need to put

your light on. He doesn't be there to
put my light on. It's not a photo shoot.

Be loud.

Nobody cares.

I do.

You don't, and you shouldn't. The rest
of the world doesn't care either.

And I don't give a f*** about the world.

And you.

The world and you both f***ing die.

That's so dumb. It went from zero.

To 1600 so quick.

Oh, Uber's sleeping.

Oh, Uber.

I know where Brynn

is going. She's going down the line.
That's the problem with Brynn.

Nobody's safe.

Uber, why are you here if you're going
to just sit on your phone? Why are you

here? Who?

You. You stay the f*** away from my
side.

Why are you here?

I'm tired. It's none of your business.

It's not of your fucking business.
Should I spell that for you? Or it's not

enough? No, I can't. It's none of your
business what I'm doing over here. Go

fuck yourself.

Okay. We're all having a conversation
and you're just doing nothing all the

time. I don't want to be in this
conversation.

End of story. Then leave. I don't need
to leave. Who the fuck are you? Then

leave. You leave, bitch. Be a bully to
other people. I'm not your girl. Can we

just get through a meal without
fighting?

This is...

Too crazy.

Why are you here? Why are you here?

Why are you here? Why?

Why are you here?

Why? Why are you here? Why?

Get out of here.

What is happening?

Raquel invited me here. Come here for
dinner.

The audacity.

The audacity.

Right here. Somebody get the check.

Wow. Dude, I'm not Jesus.

I never turn around a chicken.

Everyone who knows me knows that.

All right.

Time to get to sleep and reset.

I love it in here. Why can't I just ask,
why are you here? I like interrogative

statements. I enjoy questions.

You know, I'm a curious person.

She's mad at anyone who disagrees with
her. And if you say anything that she

doesn't like, she flies off the handle.

Why are you here? Why are you here?

Why are you here?

I'm here to chef.

Wow. I'm in the room at the end of the
hall.

Bring your shaving cream and a razor for
a touch -up.

I don't have a saucy side.

Oh, God, I'm going to pee in my pants.

This is bullying.

It is bullying. What? It's bullying,
telling people what to do.

I don't have to be anything.

I got this job by being me.

I didn't lie who I was, nothing.

So unless maybe she slept with someone
to get this job, that's a different

story.

Don't tell me what to do.

What did you just say?

You want to say I slept with someone to
get this job? I didn't say you slept,

I'm just saying.

I'm just saying, whatever the f***,
however the f*** you got this job, don't

tell me. Don't tell me what to do. Don't
say s*** like that. You think I slept

with somebody to get on this show?

I think it's the most disgusting thing
you could say to someone.

To a woman.

I wouldn't have gone there. It's a low
blow. It perpetuates some of the things

that Brynn has been having to fight
against and that women in general have

fight against.

You're a six -foot toddler.

Saying that Brynn slept with someone to
get on the show is just not okay and

it's uncalled for.

But at the same time, Brynn knows that
Uba gets hot and it feels

like Brynn is intentionally.

poking at her so push her button until
uva has the big reaction and then she

kind of sets back and she's like whoa
why are you acting like that

hi

everyone put your seat belts on

oh

my god is your foot hurting yeah Aw.

All right, ladies, good night. Good
night. I had such a beautiful dinner.

Good night. Good night. Good night,
everyone.

Bye.

We should be tripping.

Yeah.

You good, babe?

Oh, never even better.

OK. Will you guys be mad at me?

We can talk about it. I didn't even do
anything. And you direct it to me.

Well, you tell Bren. Bren and I, we
settled it that day.

But it wasn't that bad.

It's what you said. I said in the
moment, but it wasn't like it was after

fight. Anyway, listen, at the end of the
day, I think we're in a really good

place, okay? Yeah. I don't want to go
backwards. I want to go forwards. We had

little bump in the road.

I felt like you took it out on me.

That's all.

Okay, well, I'm sorry you took it out on
me. Thank you.

Okay. Okay.

You can borrow my eyeshadow again
tomorrow.

And my blush.

Does Erin have a short fuse because of
everything she's dealing with right now?

Potentially. I don't see it as if I did
anything wrong, but we're going to be

mature about this and extend an olive
leaf.

I really adore you and I value our
friendship. And you know that. That was

a moment. I like that because Brynn is
like sitting there being like, gee.

Okay.

Done.

Bryn loves to play chess, and I think
she's playing chess with our friend

It's moving the pieces to try and block
genuine friendships that are happening.

I'm not a chess piece.

Don't move me. I don't think it's a good
idea to have chocolate right now. It

really isn't, but you should do it
anyway. Would you like to share or not?

Are you okay?

Me? Yeah.

Absolutely. Good.

Lion, don't worry.

Watch how I'm talking about.

Yeah.

What? What is this? What?

I try to, like, collect myself, and I'm
like, nope.

You want to say I slapped someone to get
this job?

Be bully to other people. I'm not your
girl.

I'm a little annoyed, but she's a
nuisance. She's always won something

Uber. That's how I feel.

You're boring me.

It's so annoying.

It's really annoying.

If anyone gets into a fight, I'm
leaving.

I'm going to walk down the street.

My foot is killing me today.

You want a massage?

No, no, I don't want a massage. I went
to the doctor because I had planned to

get the glass just taken out. But then
he was like, no, no, you need surgery.

And I said, well, I'm going on vacation,
so I don't have time.

I don't want to be in the sun.

I wish I had my bathing suit on.

You want me to go get it for you? No,
please just sit down.

Oh, it's so nice to sit out here and
have a coffee in the morning.

How are you feeling?

I am good, my love.

You crack me up. What is that? Oh, my
God.

This is how we're going to start the
day.

This is how I'm starting the day.

All right. Wait, let's see.

Yeah, you go.

I don't want to get you. I'm going to
investigate. I can't.

That's disgusting.

That's disgusting.

Who's out there?

Right now, it's Uba. I can't believe I
didn't hear her. Why would she be

screaming at Sai?

I don't think she's speaking at night.

Oh, she's just very... She's just a
beneficiary. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

How do you feel about her going after
Jaisal?

I think it's wrong.

But why do you think she came for
Jaisal? So yesterday, me, Brynn, and

started talking about Jaisal. And Brynn
basically was like, Jaisal has changed

so much over the last year. Like, she
can't ever hang out with her without

Jaisal kind of controlling her image.

I don't want you to be associates with
people who talk behind people back.

You need to tell Jessel what we're
saying about her.

And if you want my support, I'll be
there for you. Yeah, I would like you to

come with me. Yeah, I like to phone a
friend.

I'm right here.

A real friend will check you. Uba's
absolutely right. Like, I'm in a good

with Jessel. Why am I talking shit about
her?

I do want to tell Jessel, but at the
same time, one, I don't want to hurt her

feelings. She's sensitive.

And two, I kind of just don't want to be
roped into Brynn again. Come on, let's

get up.

I'm hot. I'm dying. I like to maintain
my color, so I'm staying.

I'm going to go put on my swimsuit, and
then I'll come back.

Okay.

Good chat.

I'm glad you're going to talk to Jethro.

Who said I was 100 %?

Be a big person, guys.

I know you have it in you.

Coming up.

How have I changed as a person?

Please, entertain me. For anything to
change as a person, I said, it just

a little different.

Maybe that's why I feel closer to Erin.

Morning. Good morning.

Babe,

is it good? What are they doing today?

At the park right now. I don't even
think they know you're gone.

Good morning. Can I just tell you, I'm
so excited for the beach.

Yeah, yeah.

And this beach, the shallowness goes out
pretty far.

I'm going to have to keep Brynn on the
lounge chair over here and Uwe on the

lounge chair over here.

Back in the middle. It might be further.

This is a perfect beach to take the
ladies to, and I can show them a part of

childhood. It was my favorite beach. It
was the calmest beach in Puerto Rico.

You're going to get local flavor. You're
going to get great music.

And, you know, it's just going to be a
vibe. Come on down.

Morning. Good morning.

What's going on?

Hi, good morning.

Morning, E.

Hi. But then now no one's sitting next
to me.

Oh, my God.

I'm good?

I'm so good.

By the way, we all know she was poking
at you.

But why? What did I do?

Honestly, nothing.

Did I ever date her ex -boyfriend? Am I,
like, taking something from her? Maybe

she talked.

I'm not talking to her. She's not worth
my time. What would you suggest?

That she's your best friend.

I would just let it go, honestly.

You've got to let her go because she'll
never take accountability.

I played therapy for six months for this
girl, and she told you guys.

Didn't she say how much I helped her?
Last year, when we were getting ready to

go to Brabocan, I got a FaceTime from
Bryn.

She was having a really hard time with
her family.

I was shocked.

I've never seen her so, like...

She needs to go to BravoCon, but now she
has to go back home to take care of

this situation.

So I was like, okay, I can pick you up.
I can send you a car. If you call me,

cry. If you text me, worry, I will be
there for you. You didn't do anything. I

want to know what I did. I don't know
you did anything. She just wanted to be

entertained. I picked my friend.

Yeah. I picked my happiness.

Life is very difficult.

You can't stop your mom from dying.

When you go to the doctor and they say
you have a cancer, you can't stop that.

There's something that's inevitable in
life, and you just have to deal with it

and find a support system and go through
with it. But when you go on vacation,

you don't want to hang out with bullies.
You have to pick your circle.

I'm just thinking about cancer in that
way.

Are you okay?

But there was nothing.

Erin,

are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

What's going on?

Tell me the truth, though.

This probably needs a minute.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. I'm going to go.

Cancer, really?

Yeah. Yeah, go talk to her. Yeah, yeah.

But that's the reality.

Yeah. There's something in life you
can't change.

This should be peaceful. This should be
heaven.

I don't think Uwe meant any harm, but I
know that Erin has a very close -knit

family, and I know that she's going
through stuff with her parents.

You can see it on her face. It's
absolute fear, and that's so

I'm sorry.

And I love you.

I don't want to cry.

Just the way he said it was just... I'm
sorry.

Look where we are. Look what we're
doing.

You're married with three kids. You get
to go on vacation with your friends.

Some women can't do this because they
don't have a name for this.

That's what it means.

It's just so sad.

It is so sad.

She will.

I'm worried she will.

We're a little bit advanced now for
those kind of things.

You know?

Yeah, but she's starting a harder
treatment soon.

Do you want to sleep with me tonight?

No, it's okay.

I snore and I sleep very roughly.

You would just be like, you have three
kids in your bed.

Quiet. That was incredibly tone deaf.
Uba should be a little bit more mindful

with her words. And I think she could do
a lot of harm sometimes. Just be a

little bit more cognizant of what you're
saying about people.

And who you're saying things in front
of.

I love you so much.

Okay. The fruit is delicious.

I wonder if they'll have canepas at the
beach.

What are canepas?

They're like a green fruit. They have
the lychee consistency in the inside.

Is she okay?

Yeah, she's okay. Yeah. It was just a
little trigger.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

I didn't mean it. No, no, I know.

There's no way. I'm just talking in
general.

Where is Rem?

She might still be sleeping.

Why you stood up for yourself last
night?

Yeah, I did. I didn't think that was
fair that she said that to you.

Well, I didn't. understand like some of
the points she was making like i'm not

supposed to get hair and makeup for my
birthday i can't have a photographer but

we were briefly talking about it
yesterday and she just feels like over

year you've changed as a person i have
absolutely not changed can't go anywhere

with you like it needs to be hair it
needs to be glam and there needs to be a

photo shoot happening not true if we're
going somewhere like a fashion show

everyone's in hair and makeup it's
photography it's it comes with a

have i changed to my core as a person no
way My family and my friends mean more

to me than this.

And I'm sorry, but that's, like, not
cool that she thinks that. And if she

think that, she should come to me. Tell
her that. I will tell her that.

Go off, Jessa.

Let's talk about people that have
changed.

Brynn bore her agent to my kid's
birthday, okay? I did not invite her

my kid's birthday.

Um, I'm sorry.

Please, enjoy the birthday cake.

She did catch herself, and she was like,
I'm directing my energy and starting to

poke at Jaisal, and I'm talking about
you. Remember yesterday when we were

talking, you said, when I start talking
about my friends behind their back, I

need to go and tell them to their face,
and that's why she ended up probably

bringing it up at dinner. Yeah, how have
I changed as a person? Please,

entertain me. I didn't say change as a
person. It just feels a little

In what way?

It just feels like there's a lot of,
like...

Photography. Like, when you come over to
my house, is there a photographer?

I have not changed as a person. When you
were going through everything, I called

you every other day. Like, if I changed
and I would, like, sew up my own ass, I

wouldn't care about you, dude.

Like, I wouldn't give two sh**.

I care about you. That's why I take the
effort and the time to check in.

We do.

No, don't think you're a bad friend.
Honey, you're a great friend. You're an

amazing friend. Don't think you're a bad
friend. Maybe it's more about the fact

that I cannot stand glam. I hate getting
hair and makeup done. I hate doing

photo shoots. Maybe that's why I go
closer to Aaron.

That was shady.

Oof.

It's a lot of photography.

The birthday thing was a lot. Babe, you
left to get a spray tan. You weren't

even there.

I gotta go.

I didn't even do my cake yet. I
literally have a spray tan book.

So I don't know what you're talking
about.

You just really love plants.

I do.

Since I was like a baby almost. My
parents used to like literally put me in

Indian clothes on their bed and take
photos of me with full like... Cheek.

lipstick on my face.

And is that, I mean, part of the
culture, the dressing up and all of

Totally.

I mean, you should see, like, all my
cousins when we were kids loved dressing

up. It's crazy.

I can't wait for you to have a little
girl. I know. She's going to be a mini

dresser. It's going to be insanity.

What is that black thing in here? I
don't know, baby.

Are you sure it's not dog poop?

Oh, my God. What are you doing?

What is that?

Oh, God. You convinced me to come in
here, and then you steal. It's a tree.

dripping.

What's up, Chapel?

What's going on, girls?

What are you doing?

We're working out.

They're doing a calisthenics, pool
calisthenics. Water aerobics?

Yes.

Where's Erin?

I think she wants a change.

Knock, knock.

Hi. What are you doing?

I showered.

Oh, are you tired?

No, I just, like, broke down.

Why? I was just talking about, like,
something about cancer.

Five years ago, my dad was diagnosed
with lung cancer and he's cured.

The doctor was like, I don't like to say
cure, but your dad is cured.

He starts feeling better. He starts
smoking again. But then when I find out

couple of weeks after I find out about
my mom, his has come back.

I'm going to be upset.

Nobody knows what I'm going through. My
dad doesn't like talking about this.

because he thinks everything's going to
be fine. But I just don't have the same

confidence, because you don't get that
kind of chance at life twice.

I'm sorry, though. She said that didn't
upset you. Both parents having cancer, I

think that's super.

I just, like, can't talk about comparing
anything to cancer right now. It's just

too raw.

Of course not.

You don't need to compare the fact that
you, Uwe, were a crazy bitch yesterday

and, like, said, I don't care if all of
you die.

And then you said...

that I someone to get on this show. No,
I'm not talking to her. She can

apologize. But here's the crazy thing is
that she won't apologize because in her

mind, she thinks that she's right.

I just really want to have fun and I
need like to just mentally disconnect

everything for a little. Yeah.

It's going to be okay.

Yeah, we'll be fine.

Everything will be fine.

Maybe you should let yourself feel it
more often.

This is enough feeling for a while.

Really? I love feeling my feelings.

It's nice. I feel good after this.

You feel good, yeah.

Well, you're my fun buddy.

Yeah.

That's my assignment today, to make sure
you have fun. Yeah.

That's easy.

Yeah. Maybe the easiest job I've ever
done.

Everyone will be okay.

Yeah. I promise you.

I know. There's a lot of love between me
and Brent.

I know that I've really been there as a
friend and she has too. There are other

people in this group that will say like,
I did this for you and I did that for

you. But Brynn and I kind of have this
unspoken thing where we've both been

there for each other, but we don't talk
about it.

And I think it bonds us in a way that's
a little bit different.

You're a great daughter.

You're the best daughter.

I don't know about that.

You're my favorite daughter.

Do you want me to be your daughter?

Also, you've been such a good daughter
to me.

And I'm just so happy that we've been
able. Oh, you're my stepmom. That we've

been able to get closer.

You know, I know it was awkward at
first.

Yeah, it was tough at first. You were
kind of mean to me. Yeah, I was a little

mean to you, you know, but I'm a love
your father.

And, you know, I'm just happy that we're
able to get to this point. And I just

all along I wanted us to be friends.

Just make sure you keep calling me mom.

Thanks, mom.

Love you.

Coming up.

We're going to Luquillo. It was one of
my favorite beaches as a child. The

was just blue and crystal clear.

This is not the beach Raquel described.

Hey, ladies.

So we're going to Luquillo.

It was one of my favorite beaches as a
child.

My mom started taking me there. The
water was just blue and crystal clear

calm. We also have hoverboards, which I
know half of you do not want to do.

But Erin's down. You want to walk?

I'll do that with enthusiastic watching.
Yay!

I'm good.

You don't want to try it?

Definitely not.

She's afraid of sharks.

Do you never go in the ocean?

I just go to my waist.

You know?

They can smell blood from two miles
away. Absolutely not.

Why? Because they're talking to sharks?

Yes. There are sharks everywhere. There
are sharks in lakes, okay? There are

sharks in rivers.

You cannot even really get me to go into
a lake because I'm convinced that there

is a shark in that lake waiting for me.
And I hear the soundtrack of Jaws. It's

just, it's bad.

Holy sh**. That freaks me out.

I'm fine.

Also, you just got to bop them in the
nose.

Honey, little did you know, you're
already swimming with them.

While she's surrounded by them.

This is it. We're here.

Wow.

Is there a place for us to sit? That
way.

There was a guy cutting fresh coconut.

Oh, wait. Is that us over there? That
looks nice.

Uh -oh.

Chanel does not like water.

Take your shoes off.

Can I just walk with my shoes?

I don't think this would help.

No way. I'm going to go around.

I'm Moses.

Come with me to the promised land of
Puerto Rico.

Oh, my God. So cute.

Wait. Where'd Uba go?

Okay, let's do this.

cross and like it failed i don't want to
touch this water i see chaos

oh maybe the driver dropped us in the
wrong address i'm not sure this is not

beach raquel described we made it kids
yes oh right okay you guys wait can i go

pee in the ocean we won't tell anyone i
promise you the water is disgusting ah i

swear there's a dead pigeon right there
there's a dead pigeon in the water

There's a dead pigeon right there. What?

Literally. Raquel, you should not bring
us here.

Literally disgusting.

Oh, God.

Ty, I promise you, it's disgusting.

I think it's rude and obnoxious. Here we
go.

Buckle up, buttercup.

Sorry, I'm telling you don't.

If I were you. I'm going to swim in the
water.

I would prefer if she would just sit and
just shut up for just a second.

Maybe I don't see no other.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New
York City.

The picture showed this way.

We're all going to drown.

Stop fucking telling Brynn that she's a
whore and people suck her dick because

it's not okay.

You're literally a pelvis.

Darling, go Google my name. You're not
my own.

Is that a wish? Go f*** yourself.