All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of New York City – S15E12

Previously on The Real Housewives of New
York City.

You guys would want to go to Puerto
Rico? I would love to go to Puerto Rico.

Really? You know how my mom is. Why
wouldn't she show up for her daughter's

wedding? My mom hasn't visited me in New
York for over 10 years. After I got a

divorce and started dating a woman, she
just stopped coming.

Hi!

Waving to like some 54 -year -old, like,
just for the record, I'm 56,

definitely. You okay having a roommate,
Rebecca?

I have four kids, and I shared with Jess
the last time, and I was just looking

for, like, a break. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I
get it. It doesn't matter if you have

kids or not.

Everyone's different. You'll know when
you have them.

I think a sentimental thing.

No. She's, like, going through the whole
thing, you know?

I said it.

Oh.

Don't tell me that because I don't have
kids. I don't understand something.

Then I don't need to explain it to you.

Exactly. You don't need to explain.

You know, you seem to thrive off being a
bully, and it needs to end.

You want to call me a bully?

I don't bully people.

Brynn, you have been rude almost since
we met.

You want to have a drink?

No. I hate you.

Where's Rebecca?

She has accessory awards.

Oh! I didn't know Nordstrom Rackets had
awards.

Scientology helps me learn how to
communicate better, deal with stress in

life. What do you think of the
documentary?

I remember they were like, do you see
the documentary?

And I'm like, what documentary? I'm
scared.

Don't tell me I don't understand things
because I don't have kids. It's a

sensitive subject. If you took time to
learn anything about this group, you

would know. You haven't taken any time
to get to know me at all. This one's

trying to have a baby girl with her
husband.

I'm freezing my eggs crying every night.
She's trying to get knocked up in a few

months. And you're sitting around and
saying to people like me, oh, they don't

want you.

You'll know one day.

You'll know one day when you have
children. You don't know this now when

have children. Don't patronize me about
motherhood.

The amount of attacking she's doing to
me, it's like enough is enough.

Like I am at my limit with being like,
I'm not engaging. You're going to try

take me down?

I don't think so.

You took that way too seriously. I
didn't take it too seriously. What you

was serious. This is what happens. When
you say things are serious, there's a

serious reaction.

Great.

to see this side of Rebecca.

Maybe she just needed a little vacay.

Contrary to what it might sound like, I
actually don't want to fight with you. I

don't. Well, then you can stop.

It's about time, Rebecca. Let's clap it
up for Rebecca, everybody.

We have been waiting.

Just stop coming for me.

I'm not coming for you. Okay.

Sure feels like it.

Okay. Moving on. Okay. Earlier on the
plane, Shanna was telling me that she

to get waxed because her hair on her
vagina is straight like a wet cat.

And it goes in all different directions.

Oh, Sai, she really, okay.

You know when the words come out of your
mouth and you can sort of see them and

you want to take them back, but you
can't?

For whatever reason, I don't know why,
my nether region's hair is straight,

textured,

like soft, straight.

So I basically have Jenna. You have
Jenna lion tears on your head. I have

lion tears on my head.

I'm extremely offended.

No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.

Bitch, you're a blessing. We're down
there. Here I am looking for extension.

Jenna's like, do you want some?

Oh, my God.

I can't believe I talked about it at
all.

God, Jenna.

I'm done. That's it. It's a wrap.

I didn't even know pubes could be made
like that.

Silky straight. It's like Cousin It
growing out of her panties.

Ladies and gentlemen, Jenna Lyon. Jenna
fucking Lyon.

So I'm grateful that my, I don't even
know what to call it, had a hand in

helping to squash the tension. It's
great.

I'm glad to be of service.

Oh, my God. Let's go.

Hello.

Oh, we're here.

Thank you.

Oh, my God. Hello, house.

Jeez, it's freezing in here.

I hate AC like this.

It's so cold.

Freezing.

I'm putting pajamas on. It's so cold in
this place.

I can't get them straight because my
stomach is so cold.

What are you guys giggling about?

If you want to torture me, just take me
somewhere cold.

Come in, get in. I'm dying.

I haven't run my wheel yet.

I need to take a picture of you guys.
You're ridiculous.

Welcome to the tropics.

All right, you ready for bed?

Are we going to bed now?

Night night.

Night night, lesbian.

Who is this?

Open the door.

What's in front of your door?

Dad, stop. What are you doing?

There's no lock in this room.

I do the same thing when I check in a
hotel.

Not only I put the lock, if I'm sleeping
alone, I move the fridge and I put it

there.

Dude, I am not feeling good.

Why? Because of that.

Are you okay?

Honestly, I slept like a queen last
night.

A queen from the 1600s in a small bed.
Hey, can I have my room back?

Nope. The listing is no longer
available.

Hi, how you doing?

Good. How are you?

Are you in the car already?

25 more minutes. Oh, awesome.

All right. I need to get some coffee
now.

Are you guys excited? I can't wait to
see you.

All right. See you soon.

Love you.

Bye.

Hey, morning.

Good morning. I don't know how to use
these machines.

Oh, don't even ask me. I have no clue
how to use any of them.

You drink coffee? No, you drink tea. I
don't drink coffee. I drink tea, yeah.

Come, let's sit. How are you feeling?
Excited about your mom?

I'm so excited.

Wait, I'm so confused why you haven't
seen her until now. Oh, Lord.

I, well, she didn't want me really
coming out here after COVID for quite

time. And then, you know, I had a lot of
stuff happening in my life. So I

haven't had a chance to come down here
and she doesn't want to fly out to New

York.

Initially, she couldn't find a dog
sitter.

So I told her to bring the dog. And then
there was the anxiety around flying.

And yeah, okay, it's possible.

But if I was still married to a man.

I don't think this would be happening. I
think there's different levels of being

homophobic, right?

It's the, of course I love gay people.

They're everywhere. That's fine.

But when it's my daughter, it's a
different thing.

Yeah. You know, she hasn't seen Mel in
years.

Like, she met her years ago when we were
just friends. And your kids, too,

right? She hasn't seen the kids, and so
the kids really miss her. Are those her

only grandkids?

Yes. I'm her only child. As a parent, I
would constantly want to be around my

children as I get older. I know. One of
the most hurtful parts is that my

children have been robbed of a
grandmother.

And they feel it. They feel the absence.

And I'm having a difficult time
accepting that she was willing to

relationship with my children, with her
grandchildren, because of this.

I will never not speak to my children. I
would never allow that to happen.

If her mother is anything like how my
mother was, my mother never, ever took

accountability for anything. A lot of
old school Latinas have a hard time

admitting their faults, and they sweep
things under the rug.

She was explaining these heart
palpitations she's getting, and she

was having a heart attack or something a
few weeks ago. And I said, sounds

like... Potentially anxiety or
something.

I don't know.

And for the very first time, instead of
being like, absolutely not. I'm fine.

Everything's fine. She said, you think?

She was like, maybe. I just feel like
we're more open with our children than

that generation. We have therapy.

We have all of these. We're so
privileged.

All of these things. So privileged now.
That we can work our stuff out. I agree.

So, yeah. And I have to keep reminding
myself of that. And it's your mom. Yeah.

Get over it. When it's your parent.
Yeah. I get that. I totally get that. I

this conversation with my husband
because I remember him saying to me,

do you constantly continue to have her
come back into your life after she's

so much to you over and over and over
again? And I'm like, because she's my

Right. She's my mother. At a certain
point, she just was morphed into someone

different.

Unrecognizable. Yeah.

She wasn't the person who raised me.
Right.

Yeah. I know. I miss her.

I can't help but feel almost a void
because I never got to go to Puerto Rico

with my own mom.

I feel like she gave up on life.

And I still resent her for allowing an
addiction to take her life

and not being a part of mine and my
kid's life.

It's something that's very hard for me
to get over.

And it's something that I always think
about no matter what.

I think situations are there to make you
stronger. Exactly. Like how do you

navigate out of them? A big part of my
thing, too, is like breaking the cycle.

Breaking the cycle. Yeah.

That's why I was like trying to not be
like our parents. Yeah. How do you

a better parent for your children?

Yeah. I'm excited for you today. I can't
wait to meet your mom. Yeah.

I think it'll be nice. Yeah.

It has definitely crossed my mind that
she would say she's coming and just not

show up. Because, yes, no, she has
canceled on me last minute in the past.

So I'm bracing myself.

Coming up. She said Abe's a large. I was
like, I don't think there's anything

large about Abe. You want to see him
too?

Yeah. I know. I mean, listen.

I'll be right back.

Oh, look, being sunny. Are you ready to
go? Like, really?

Well, I'm meeting your mom. She's coming
now, right? Yeah, she should be here

any minute. Oh, it's so exciting.

I know.

You look beautiful.

Do I look rich?

You look rich, rich. Well, you are rich,
so, you know. But I like to feel it.

You know what I mean? I like to feel. I
like the smell of wealth.

That's yours.

You wanted a coffee? I might just do
black. Oh, okay. I love a brave woman

does black.

Yeah. I did the prune. I did the celery
juice.

She's doing the coffee.

Dude, you're going to shit your brains
out. Yeah, I cannot wait.

Okay, so wait. I have a very real
question for you. I have a very real

for you.

Are you ever going to get into a friend?
I'm just waiting for it. He's like

coming at you.

But last night, don't you think we had
it out? No.

Really? No. That doesn't seem like
having it out to me. It's like how you

with a child when they're having a
tantrum. I think everyone thinks I am

over and taking it up the ass.

I want her to be Rebecca Minkoff, the
big boss bitch. But instead, it's

you know, elementary school, like,
you're a ballina, you're a ballina. I

that you can't throw stones like a
balloon glass off.

Thank you.

I think there's a lot to get through. I
mean, if she's going to do this baby

with Gideon, I mean. Really?

I know. I just didn't realize that they
were doing it together.

Yeah.

I mean, it's awesome.

He'll be the best dad. I mean, he's
amazing.

I think she just took it because she's
going through this whole thing right

Right, and I clearly didn't know she's,
like, actively working on a baby. Yeah,

how could you? Exactly.

I can understand why Brynn would be
upset with me. As someone who didn't get

pregnant right away, like, I fully
empathize with her journey. But just

poke. Don't poke the bee's nest.

But I also think she's not seeing your
side of it either. Like maybe she can't

break through. Like that's what's
frustrating to her. I think in a

where it's just her and I, we can come
to some sort of just like, let's all get

along.

And like, let's just unite.

I'm going to talk to her. I want to
clear everything up because that's not

style. Well, why do people have to play
these games is my question. I got better

things to do with my time. Yeah.

I have an empire to run.

Move, move so I can see the dress.

I'm sending this to Oliver.

Is this a video? Yeah, I sent this to
him. It's a video.

I get it on the blog.

Come on, get it together.

It's a boy!

Sally's a boy!

Congratulations.

It's been a while since I've hugged my
mom.

I'm just happy to be holding her and to
be hugging her. It actually felt like

all the fear and disappointment just
went away.

Got to hold her.

Hi, Santiago.

Hi.

You guys look so good.

Thank you. Thank you.

Did you grow more? Did I grow more?

No, look at these freaking things I have
on.

Come and meet the ladies. Yes. Hello,

ladies. Hi.

Oh, my goodness. I see where you get
your good looks from.

Hi. This is my mom, Marion.

So nice to meet you.

I'm Marion. I'm Cy.

Wow. Yes, so nice to meet you. You are
so beautiful. Yeah, you really are. She

looks like you.

Oh, this is Brynn.

Someone who hasn't seen or talked to
their own biological mother in 15 years.

can only imagine if I were her, I'd be
having an out -of -body experience right

now. When are you guys having the
bacalao? Is that like for dinner? You

I'll have it now.

Wait, what is it? I'll have it now.

It's a saltfish, so it's broken up.
Where is it?

It's delicious.

Oh, my gosh.

Okay. This is my comfort food.

And all the ladies are looking at me
like, oh, God, what is this going to

like? That's your health favorite? This
is my favorite.

But it is my most favorite thing in the
world, and it's the one thing I would

always request of my mother whenever I
wasn't feeling well.

And I haven't had it in years because I
haven't seen my mother in years. It is

almost as exciting as seeing her.

Oh, my God. Yum.

So excited.

Here she is.

Hi. I'm sorry. I'm very tired. It's so
nice to meet you.

I'm Jenna.

Marion. Marion. My God, you're
beautiful. I can see where she came

don't you dare i was like

I feel very left out.

Nice soft lips, Jenna.

Raquel's mom's probably like, great, my
daughter is a lesbian and she's

traveling with an orgy group.

Where's my smoochy smooch on the lips?
Like, what the heck?

No,

I never did that. See, maybe I'll do
that when I'm 56.

The world's getting lip kisses. It's
been silent like me.

Coming up. Should we go have a chat at
the dock?

Do you want to do it with Erin?

Sure, she's our friend.

So when was the last time you guys saw
each other?

Like six years ago. About.

Maria. A few months after Maria.

Okay. She came down to help me up.

Maria's your... Hurricane Maria. Oh,
Hurricane Maria.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Your daughter? Maria's after Maria.

I don't know.

It all finished. That hurricane
happened, like, when?

20... Like, 2009, 18? I thought Maria
was, like, her sister or something.

I don't f***ing know.

Oh, my God.

Read a newspaper, Jekyll. I guess they
don't get that in space.

Jethel lives in Jethelton, which is kind
of like Bridgerton, where you're always

getting ready for a ball.

So she doesn't know what's going on
right now.

When I came, the streetlights were still
out.

And that was in San Juan.

In my town, they were out for a year.

Goodness. For almost a whole year.

No lights.

Wow. And some towns had no lights and no
water. Oh, my gosh.

The federal government completely failed
Puerto Rico. There was no help from the

government.

Five families from Santurce.

Oh, okay.

Santurce, that's where they have the,
the, the, with the big avocados.

Oh my God, that's all they ever talk
about.

Sadly, no.

Big New Eureka.

When my mom got mad, she'd speak to me
in Spanish. I would only respond to her

in English.

It was like you were.

ashamed almost like my friends speak
english like i speak english yeah yeah

that's that was the thing yeah and then
obviously when i got older i seriously

regretted it yeah to be a child in this
stupid stupid time yeah you get to nap

all the time yeah eat i should go get
ready everyone's changing well i'm not

wearing this to the shop you want to
come with us still someone i don't want

walk in the hot weather are you kidding
me lovely to meet you so fabulous to

meet you

Is this too beefy? No, I love it.

That's not Sony, right?

No, this is Devin Windsor. Can we pull
out your iPad? Because I want to just

to set it up quickly so that the kids
can FaceTime you.

The kids?

They're now teenagers.

My son, Corey, he has asked a few times,
like, oh, we haven't seen Grandma in a

long time. I'm not even sure I know what
she looks like anymore.

You know, and that's sad.

She and the kids have missed out on
years of memories that they could have

So whatever the issues are with me, at
least set up the iPad so you can

with your grandchildren.

Mom, did you charge it?

Yes, I did.

No, not charged.

Come on now. I didn't even use it. How
can it not be charged?

You look good. This outfit is sick.
Yeah.

You're like, I have three kids and look
at my body.

Okay. All right. So that's starting to
charge.

You set up a passport already? Yeah. All
right.

Donnie, you wearing that?

Yeah. I'm doing these sunglasses.

Oh, I love that. Right?

I have to say, I was so afraid they were
going to both break into tears.

I was about to break down into tears.
She seems like my mom. They ignore

everything. Okay. Some mothers are
very... Swipe everything into their

Some mothers are very emotional.

Yeah. My mother was like, if she did
wrong, pick up exactly where we left

won't even talk about the past.

Yeah. I think she has that same kind of
mom.

Okay. Where there is no emotion. Puerto
Ricans, especially back in that day,

like, there are no... That's why I'm
very, like, non -emotional.

Yeah. Let me show you some videos
quickly of him. Who dat? Who the who

Who dat?

That's Mel.

Wait a second. You can't see me.

Let me show you a more recent picture of
all of us.

Holy cow.

I want her to see me happy.

I want her to see the kids happy.

I want her to see that being in a
relationship with another woman is okay.

Oh, Puma.

Yeah.

Oh, no.

They're both very big now.

I know.

Oh, look at this one.

She's gorgeous.

And look at that one.

Are you excited to speak with her and
how's everything going? Yes, I'm looking

forward to it very much. You have no
idea. How's the heart palpitations and

of that? Not good.

What I'm dealing with.

Hmm.

Okay.

Maybe you just come to New York.

I have to get on a plane if I have a
nervous problem or a heart problem and I

have to get on a plane. Okay, I think...
And I have a fear of flying.

No, no, I know.

I know. You'll be fine.

We can come out here and grab you and
we'll fly back together.

Okay. That would be... That sounds good.

I'm very hopeful that we can take the
good step forward because we were close

one point in time. And I'm getting
married.

Okay.

Maybe this could be a new beginning.

Have a nice time at the old San Juan.

Thank you.

I love you. We'll be back soon. Mel and
I will come back.

Ciao, Santiago.

I love you.

I love you, too. If we have to drug her
and get her on a plane to come to our

wedding, that's what we're doing.

Thank you.

Coming

up.

I would be dumb if I saw Oliver Jackson.

Okay.

Gorgeous. Look at the mountains in the
background.

Wow. Guys, we're here.

Guys, it's this way.

Oh, you know where you're going? Yeah.

Oh, my God. I can't believe I was
wearing kitten heels with a spiky... Oh,

God.

Sometime at some point, I want to talk
to you.

That'd be cool.

You know. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Yeah, I'm like, cool.

Okay. I appreciate she wants to
communicate.

Half of me is like, okay, this is nice.

She's being a better person.

And then the avoided part of me is like,
I just want to just move on.

Wow.

Like everything is picturesque. Yeah,
it's like out of a movie.

Hello, Puerto Rico.

You brought extra shoes just in case?
No, I don't know what is wrong with you

guys. I can go quite wrong right now.
Watch.

Look, look, look.

Look! Look!

What else do you want to see?

Beautiful thing.

So adorable.

Oh, my God, they're so cute.

So fun. Thank you very much. Thank you.

Did you read this?

True love is a friend that works with
you when you need to see the rain. Well,

if I have my weave, I cannot come out.

We need to find a little walkabout.
Yeah, we need a... Yeah.

Yeah, we should.

Did we lose somebody?

Everybody, Jenna, Erin, Brynn. They went
somewhere else? Can I get a margarita?

The three pigeons.

I don't think Jenna's a pigeon. I think
it's more fun in this group definitely

than the other. The other group really
likes to take a lot of pictures of their

look. Work it.

Oh, my God.

The content.

It's so annoying.

Do you want a baby?

Yeah, do you want?

Will you make me one of those, but very,
but just like... I love when Jenna

drinks. I will go with it. You literally
are the sweetest, 20th person in the

world. All you do, you just become so
lovey.

Because I already love you. I know.

We need to go sit down somewhere.

No, no, no. And it has nothing to do
with my shoes.

I want to shop for a little bit. You're
not shopping.

You went to the store. You didn't buy
one thing.

Okay, so I'm supposed to shop at the
first store I see?

Well, if you need anything, what do you
want? I want to keep going.

Oh, I know. Cheers.

Cheers.

We are having way more fun than the
content creators.

Everything's so picturesque. Right?

Very beautiful. I know. Lots of photos
being taken. All you know. And he put a

bunch of vain girls in a dress together.

Push my boobies back.

Hi. Hi. Hello. Hello. Hi.

Hi. Okay, cute. Oh, there's a swimsuit.

I could use another one of those. My
kids are facing me.

Aw, do you want to face down? Should I
answer real quick? Answer. Please,

answer. That's cute.

Hi, baby.

I just got a cut.

Oh, you got a cut?

Are you okay, my love?

Oh, you want to go home, sweetheart?

Yeah, but I want to take the Uber.

You want to what?

I want to take the Uber.

Oh, okay.

Who wants to take an Uber?

You can take an Uber. Okay, sweetie.

Let me call Dad. Uber Black.

I love you. Uber Black. Get an Uber
Black. All right. Bye, honey. That is

cutest thing ever. Get the kid an Uber
Black. For Christ's sake.

City kids.

Like, take the train.

This is New York City. You can cry on
the train all you want. No one will look

your way.

I actually was just like her when I was
growing up to the point that my first

word was taxi.

You have men's clothes?

Would you ever pick, like, a few cute
things?

My husband's a large.

Abe's a large?

Okay. I don't think there's anything
large about Abe.

What'd she say?

She said, Abe's a large. I was like, I
don't think there's anything large about

Abe.

Bird.

Do you want to see his dick?

Yeah. I'll show you. Do you have a
picture?

Should I? Is that, like, weird?

Oh,

my gosh. For the record, I did not
solicit the dick pic.

Okay, fine. I'll show it to you.

It's beautiful. I love it here.

I love everything. I love the people. I
love the drinks. I love what it makes

people do.

Where is that penis of mine? I know.

Okay.

I take it back.

I take everything back.

Okay. Wow.

As long as we're clear.

It's so pretty.

It's as long as we're there. And it's
beautiful.

Wow.

Okay, well, Aaron.

That's why I haven't lost that.
Congratulations.

I'm really impressed at how quickly she
came to his honor and just whipped it

out. No pun intended.

I would like to say I know how to pick
him.

I knew it. I knew it, knew it, knew it.

That's why I tried to get him to divorce
her. He is very well taken care of.

I'll just say that. What I'm thinking in
my head, too, is like, how do I just

take my own phone out?

Will anyone hear it? Hey, ladies, I'm
going to be late for dinner.

The tip. The tip is a little larger.

It's like a long -ass tree with a giant
mushroom stem on the top.

You guys still panting? I've got to
change my underwear.

Hi.

Hello.

We have a table for eight. I think it's
under Raquel.

Okay. Okay.

Oh, wow.

I know, right? Oh, that's so cute.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Are they outside?

Thank you so much.

Hola. Hi, kid. Hola.

How are you?

Hi, boo -boo.

Hi, Wendy.

Oh, yeah, that's pretty.

Pretty. Better? Better.

I got the best boobs in the house. No.

I call your boobs.

Let's squeeze in.

They're the best. My ass is still the
same and I don't work out.

How am I so blessed? You're so blessed.

Hello, ladies. Welcome to La Casita.

We got sangria, piña colada. I'll do a
piña colada. Can I get a margarita? Can

you make a piña colada but with no
alcohol? Virgin?

Yeah. I'll be back with your drinks,
okay?

Okay, what did everybody get shopping?

I got bowls.

What did everybody else get? I loved our
little store that we went to. The girls

were so cute.

I got a dick pic.

I didn't even have to pay for it.

For the record, it was not my idea. I
did not solicit it. It's not actually in

store. Oh, someone sent it to you. It
happened via mobile.

Can we see your meat mail? You got
something airdropped to you?

Airdropped to my face.

We were picking out clothes for Abe, and
the retail associate was like, oh, this

is it. And she was like, oh, no, he
doesn't need a large. There's nothing

about it.

Aaron then...

Plops in her chest and is like, trust
me, it's good. And Jenna is like, well,

let's see it. And she whipped something
up. Wow. It was spectacular. You shook

your man's dick to that?

You

shook

your man's dick to that?

I don't have it. any dick pics of David.
I always try and get meat mail from

him, but he never sends it to me.

The tables were turned and Abe was going
around showing pictures of Aaron's

giant clit. Like, I don't know. I was
personally mortified.

It leads me to imagine, like, was it
hard? Was it soft? Like, I don't want to

see Abe's dick. Even when I was
straight, I wouldn't want to see

dick. I don't want that image every time
I see Abe. How would I erase that from

my mind? I just can't. That's not my
idea of fun.

No. It was so fun.

It was extraordinary.

Are you going to share it with the rest
of us?

I actually have to say I don't want it.

That's weird. I don't want to see a
dick. I will look at it again if we have

other takers. I absolutely don't want
it. I respect Abe too much. Yeah, like

there's some respect there.

Am I being disrespectful by showing?

Now I'm going to feel bad about this? It
was fantastic. I would be dumb if I

show Oliver Dick.

Literally, that's... Let's not make this
like a whole thing.

It's not that necessary.

You know, I don't think I... For me,
personally. Okay.

It's very hard for me to decipher what
is going to trigger Uba's intense

reaction. And I don't know why my
personal situation with my husband and

I've shown is making her so upset.

Now I'm, like, questioning myself. Like,
should I not have shown my girlfriends

a picture of... A dick pic? I'm a girl's
girl. We do this stuff. This isn't,

like, such a big deal. Like, relax.

It was a tasteful nude.

It was fantastic.

God doesn't believe it. Happy marriage,
my friend. I don't care if it was small,

big. That's your thing.

That's your baby. Like, you know what I
mean? Oh, the dick is not my baby.

That's your man, is what I'm saying.

It's none of my business.

It was great. Oh, and it's fantastic.

I love you. Thank you.

This is like, it's wonderful.

It's wonderful.

Oh,

God.

I almost feel bad for Jessel because her
feet really look Pillsbury Dough Girl

vibe.

Look, Jekyll, you're also just compared
to Kim K.

I'm sorry, Jekyll. I had to. It was so
funny. I'm dead.

I'm sorry. I cannot wait for any of you.

I'm so hungry. Oh, you guys didn't eat
breakfast.

No. That was a bad meal.

Yeah. I had the bacalao. It was
delicious.

Oh, well, there's a lot more in the
fridge. I'm excited.

I'm going to let my mom know.

It was, like, nice to have a home
-cooked meal, too.

She just said, please tell the girls it
was a pleasure to meet them. How did you

feel seeing her?

Emotional. Yeah.

We held it together.

Do you feel like you made plans to see
her soon? Oh, yeah. So Mel and I are

going to fly out soon.

Does she miss the kids?

She misses the kids.

Are you happy you did it? I'm so happy.

I hope this opens the doors to her
coming to visit you.

Yeah. I'm so glad you guys are there.
It's really nice.

They have the same mannerism.

You guys make the same facial
expressions. You cock your head back the

It's so sweet. It makes me want to have
a daughter. Yeah. Once I want to be your

mom sitting there with someone and
they're like, oh, my God, I see this.

It's so nice.

Oh, thank you. Has everyone talked to
their significant others since we've

here? Yep.

Yes. My husband's been there last time
he's traveled.

Some of them are happy. They have a
little break.

I checked in with Sugar. She gave me a
hall pass, though.

I'm allowed to pet other dogs.

Jessel, how's Povitt doing with the
twins?

Right now, he's great. My mom's in town,
so he has a lot of help. Really?

He's excellent with boys.

He's a great dad. Yeah, he runs the
show.

He really does.

How do you think he's going to do with a
girl?

Povitt is a great boy dad, but I don't
know how he would be as a girl dad,

because guess what? He can't handle me.
No. How do you think Povitt would do

with a mini Jessel?

I think he would have a heart attack and
die.

No, he's Jacob.

Is that our bus?

That's our bus.

You guys, let's wrap it up. Cheers to
the woman who loves to eat.

Cheers. I feel so much better.

To Puerto Rico.

And thanks for sharing your mom with us.
That was beautiful.

Very sweet. She's lovely.

Let's do it, kid.

Look at the pigeon.

Cute little pigeon.

Cute little pigeon.

Into the van, baby.

So unflattering. It really is.

Ouch.

Puerto Rico!

I love how they try to throw you in the
bus for sharing a consensually given

photo to you of your husband of 10
years. It made them mad. Like he had a

dick. And we both want to go crazy. I
know. She shared a picture of her

Yeah, like it's so crazy. They don't
understand humor. They really don't. At

least it cooled down.

Can

you

guys just all acknowledge that I wore
white and I did not make a mess even a

bit? We're very proud of you.

What's up?

It's happy hour.

You want a beer, baby? No, I'm going to
have one in a little bit, but I'll have

one. I'll get you one now.

You can look at it and think about it.
Okay, I'll gently stroke it.

Yeah.

Oops, I got some on the kitchen counter.

It's not my house.

Oh, my God, I'm going to sleep.

Yo -ho. Yeah, go, Glamay!

We're Magolamea. We're Magolamea. We're
Magolamea. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yes.

I'm very excited to be horizontal.

I know.

I slept in places I didn't know I had
sweat glands.

I thought you were going to do a shot
off of her.

Yeah, I will. Oh, you want to do it off
my belly button?

Yeah, I do.

I don't even want to know what that is.
Spring break.

Wait, I need it.

There's not even enough room in there to
get anything.

Oh, God.

Did that tickle?

It actually is, like, very nice.

I'm going to do a little bit of this, a
little bit of that. Should we go have a

chat at the dock? We can chat now. We
can chat now.

Do you want to do it with Erin?

Sure, she's our friend.

I can't imagine it going well. They're
like oil and water.

I don't want to be here for this.

All right.

Should we go have a chat at the dock? We
can chat now.

Do you want to do it with Erin?

Sure, she's our friend.

All right.

Can I go?

Yeah, you can go first. Well, I wanted
to apologize because I didn't realize

much what I said triggered you.

What do you mean when I ripped your hat
off?

I didn't know you were going through
this whole thing with... Yeah, yeah,

So I apologize for that. I'm sorry for
ripping your head off. That's not cool.

It's not okay. And even if I am going
through stuff, it's never okay to have

that reaction.

Yeah. Thanks for being the right person
apologizing and initiating this

conversation. But I should be the first
to apologize because it wasn't right.

My reaction was a reflection of me and
my insecurity and not anything having to

do with you. I'm fully aware that I
don't have kids. I think about it every

I cry about it every night. Like, I'm
very aware that I'm going to have

children. Yeah. And it's not.

You know, and so I freak the fuck out
when people say stuff like that because,

like, I do want, like, I understand all
too well.

Between us, like, Gideon's not getting
his shit together.

Like, he was supposed to go to London to
the clinic and give a sample and

whatnot, and then, oh, my God, he just
had to pop over to his friend in the

south of France to his friend's place.
You don't seem like you want to do this.

I want someone who wants to do this, not
who I have to remind ten times to go

jerk off in a cup.

But, like, do I actually know what it's
like to have little...

you know toddlers like crawling on me
every single night no but i just i think

the way the tone that you said it my
intention wasn't to hurt you the tone

culmination of like not the first time
we met but like since then i feel like

you've just been poking and poking i
thought we were all eating in our

but i missed the memo oh but you have
two suitcases Where are the looks,

Minka? And I just was like, that
frustration, which I should have nipped

bud the first time. Yeah. I just feel
like, why is she coming for me like

Like, I barely know you.

And I'd love to get to know you better
and not have that conflict with you. I

think you're great. You're incredibly
powerful and smart and awesome. And I

felt like, I was like, okay, oh, here it
is again. You know what I mean? Yeah,

yeah, yeah. And then I put up a wall.

I actually feel like the surface Brynn
is going away and I'm getting a true

at someone who has real feelings, has
things she's passionate about. And I'm

like, oh, finally, like I love the fun,
flirty Brynn.

But like, I want to see the depth. And I
finally got to see that. I'm very much

like share and do and like go to that
place and share and open up. And that's

not everyone just because that's how I
prefer to do it. I'm not making it very

easy when I'm like, tell me, like open
up.

It's not okay to do that. And just
because I can't project my insecurities

people and lash out because I feel
insecure. I completely accept her

The wild thing is it feels very
refreshing and new for this group to

someone so quickly and so, like,
honestly kind of fall on their sword and

when they're wrong. I think we can all
learn from Rebecca.

Okay, hug it out. This is awesome.

This is great.

Look at you two. Oh, my God. Don't you
love when girl trips and they all speak

up? Yay.

So sweet. I'm so happy.

I'm sorry.

Thank you. I'm sorry, too. Oh, I'm so
happy to see this bond.

Oh, my God. Maybe we're going to get
these together, guys.

Maybe we'll have to go shopping.

Maybe I'll go to Nordstrom Rack. Fine.

Let's just start over. Let's just new
line in the fan.

Start over. Start over. Start over. Do
it. Do it.

Karen, stop the stuff. I said I was
upset for 30 seconds. Why are you

me? Like, how dare you?

You stay the f*** away from my side.
That is none of your business what I'm

doing over here. Go f*** yourself.

Don't tell me what to do.

What did you just say? You want to say I
slept with someone to get this job?

Motherf***er. However, you got this job.
Don't tell me.

Don't tell me what to do. I'm bored.

Don't say things like that. Say I slept
with somebody to get on this show.