All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Dubai – S2E8

Previously on The Real Housewives of
Dubai.

Presenting Eye on Beauty.

She looks unbelievable.

I think I'm going to introduce her to my
family soon.

Are we exclusive but not exclusive?

Yes.

Have your feelings were hurt by some
insensitive things that I said?

I'm sorry. I don't want to hurt your
feelings. You mean that?

Yes, bitch.

I got an apology from Caroline Ross.
Like, hell has frozen over. She was

apparently I called her a beggar, but
that's because she is.

Oh.

I'm sorry that I said she's a beggar,
but is it true? Yes.

Talene begged me to be on television.

Everyone, I want to invite you all to my
housewarming.

Here it is. I do have a home.

Girls, I can't wait for Bali.

Eat, pray, party. These two get
together, it's a problem.

Not us, these two.

Sorry, Caroline, please.

Please. Chalene, stop drinking.

Drinking? That's cute. Come on. What do
you want to do? You want to do this?

I'm sticking up for me. Where's your
honey bag?

Party's over.

Get off me.

Chalene, you fucking begging ass bitch.
You're a beggar.

The only thing old about me, darling, is
my money.

In the land of excess, I find my riches
within.

Take it from me, if you know how to
stage show, you'll never get burned.

I may be building glass houses, but
you'll never see me crash.

The desert might be hot, but I always
find the shade.

If you're jealous of me, that's okay,
honey. I would be too.

I can't imagine what the house looks
like downstairs.

I really need a coffee.

Just text Cheryl.

What are you going to make? It's
infectious.

Infection? No, infectious, darling. Your
one is infectious.

Coffee, please.

Thank you. Oh, Chloe.

What do you think of coffee? Chloe,
come. Which one's mine?

Come, Chloe.

Thank you. I mean, it was so nice to
show the house buying to everyone.

Honestly, look at this house. I don't
know anyone with a house like this. It's

beautiful, the love.

That's why when Brooks walked into my
home tonight.

I don't even want to go there. Are you
staging the house?

If it's brand new, why do you need
stage?

Baby, the whole party was a mess. At the
end, they were fighting like children.

They cannot do that, honey.

No, my children behave better. 100%.
They were fighting like a playground.

Like a playground. It's crazy.

Don't speak on women's business.

I don't give a damn about these cameras,
man. Let me tell you one thing. Don't

speak on women's business.

Oh, but what's your name? Oh, no, what's
your name? You better watch your mouth.

Brooks came with the mission to cause
drama.

How is this a healed human?

Apparently it got way worse on my
doorstep. I'm sorry to all my neighbors,

my sofa is still white.

That's really all I care about.

I understand where poor Rafi came from
because I think his buttons are free.

Rafi is like a piece of bread. He's the
nicest, nicest human ever. But everyone

should have kept it for the next day.

Baby, I'm not sure.

It's Brooke's fault, 100%. They all owe
me an apology as far as I'm concerned.

Will I get it? This time.

I have to go and do eat, pray, party
with these crazy people. Get in Bali.

And so is that. I've got anxiety.

But what am I going to do, honey?

You know how hard it is. I'm going to
take care of my kids.

Bali is going to be the first trip I've
done really on my own without Sergio.

And the last trip that I did do, Sergio
rode in on a jet ski.

Oh my God!

Is that Sergio?

Is that Sergio?

You know, he doesn't like to do anything
without me. He saw a picture the other

day of a double loo. He's like, we need
one of those.

Horrifying. Your only time alone.

That's not even my time alone anymore.

No, no.

Sergio, sir.

Marlena. I'm hungover.

I'm like... I love your hair like that.

It looks quite sexy. Thanks.

Take it, take it.

Absolutely not.

Okay, thank you.

Where do we start?

If I wear this, I'll be attacked by a
snake in the jungle. I need a backpack,

definitely. How many hats would I need?

Oh, this is going to be sexy in Bali.

Bali is all about being sexy.

Oh, you're going to be sexy.

I like the colors, too.

This is giving Bali vibes.

Definitely doing these earrings.

Hi, babe.

Hi. Nice earrings. Yeah, are these
giving Bali vibes?

Um, I don't really know what Bali vibes
are, but they're nice earrings.

So while I'm gone, this is a schedule
for you and the kids so you don't miss

anything that they have.

Okay, have you got a marker pen?

No, I don't. So I can amend it for you.

Because you know what this needs to say?
What?

Daddies.

That's what worries me.

Kids do not have our kids eating junk
food.

They never do. They never do. You love
giving them kids.

Don't forget.

Don't forget.

My mum's flying in. Yes, thank God.
She's amazing with the kids. She is

While you're in Bali, have a great time.
You deserve this time by yourself.

You deserve the trip.

Have some Lisa time.

Don't be stuck to your laptop.

And enjoy. Relax.

We've got it under control. Don't worry.

I don't know how this is going to play
out because I don't know if Talene and

Brooks are going to be okay.

And even if everybody's going to show up
to go to the trip. It was that bad?

Babe, when I tell you it was bad, it was
bad. A guy shouting.

At a woman, it's never okay.

But in Dubai, where men don't even
address women, this is a big deal. This

very Islamic culture where women are put
on a pedestal and treated as queens.

So to see a man shouting at a woman,
it's shocking.

It was ghetto.

It was so ghetto.

But yeah, this should be fun.

One, two, on the floor, I'm ready to go.

You want to go to Bali?

I know.

I know.

Are you going to miss me? I'll miss you
when I'm with you, baby.

Oh, baby.

How are you?

Exhausting. I know.

It was a lot.

I'm embarrassed at this. You know, this
never happened in my life before.

You know me, I'm a very patient person.

A Buddha.

At some point, enough is enough.

Well, you weren't guilty because it
wasn't acceptable. She's calling you

and everything at the table. Because you
were a little tipsy, you didn't control

your anger as much. So you started
getting loud. Then you know Brooks. She

how to get under your skin. I know.

Brooks knows me very well, and she knows
every button to push.

After almost 10 years of friendship,
I've seen a side of Brooks that...

I have never seen before.

And I thought her apology to me at, you
know, Ion's beauty event, like, I

thought that was a genuine apology.

Clearly it wasn't. Then I hear she's
calling me a beggar.

Brooke saying that I begged her to be on
the show destroyed me because that was

so far from the actual truth.

I'm like, are you kidding me? Rafa and I
spent a year trying to figure out,

like, is this right for us?

No, we did not beg to be on the show.

Since you've been in this girl group,
she's been just rude to you. And I'm

sitting here biting my tongue.

Well, that's the thing. And my
friendship with her, we've always kind

a bubble, our friendship. We were never
really friends with like a bunch of

girls together.

So I've never seen this side of her.

What bothers me the most of all this is
that we're friends.

I know. I mean, it's been an emotional.

And I'm scared, like I'm scared. I don't
want to get emotional, but like I'm

scared to go to Bali.

You're going to be all right. Trust me.
When you get there, you'll be fine.

Just don't engage.

Who knows? Maybe in that environment,
away from everything, she'll listen to

you.

Sarah Almadani told me that all my
leather will get ruined.

So what kind of sandals do you pack if
you can't pack leather?

I think you can go with that.

No. Those are Fendi. Those are leather,
too.

Okay, let's pack the Birkenstocks. I
think those are perfect if we do, like,

little day hike.

Give Sarah a call.

Sorry.

Here, Sarah, I'm going to hand you these
hats. We're going to throw those in the

luggage. Thank you.

Babe.

I'm packing. I feel like I saved
everything for last minute. You told me

shouldn't bring, like, leather stuff to
the sea or it's going to get ruined, so

now I'm trying to scramble to find
sandals that can go onto a beach.

Who the hell wears leather to Bali?

I know.

We're a day away from leaving, and I was
literally going to text you and tell

you I didn't even want to go anymore
because I'm just like, ew.

Look what just happened the other day.
This girl has been one of my closest

friends for years and I just feel
betrayed in every sense of the word.

I'm only human. She's hurt me. I've
brought her into my...

In her circle of friends, and then she
goes and sips Caroline's Kool -Aid, and

all of a sudden she turned her back on
me.

Why am

I going to go be stuck on an island?

Wait, is Bali an island?

Why would I be stuck on an island?

With a fake ass bitch like Taline.

And yes, I'm not stupid. It's Indonesia.

What she did the other night was
disgusting and unacceptable.

I am deeply hurt.

Coming up.

I'm coming.

You're joking.

Why though?

I am pissed.

Bali, Bali, Bali.

Bali, Bali, Bali. How the hell are you
going to sleep in the plane with this?

Bali, Bali, Bali.

Run away bright.

This is the whole business thing. I
know, I know. That's why I'm in fast

For me, it's a privilege to be on a
plane, especially when you're flying

class. You've got to look the part.

And also, it's like, imagine if the
plane went down.

Do you want me to die with sneakers and
tights? Not me.

I'm going to meet God in Couture.

Who's ready for a bite?

We're ready for a bite.

We're going to have so much fun. I love
my hair.

I love my hair.

Why do we look so excited to leave our
kids?

Oh, no.

You gave me a pajama. No,

you're giving me Hugh Hefner vibes.

How are you? You look so cute.

I know. She's giving me the vibes.

Are the Carolines coming together? Where
are they?

Let's make a bet. I say Caroline Brooke.

I say Sambury. I say Sambury. I say
Sambury. It is Sambury.

You're joking.

Last year was so much fun.

I'm so happy.

No way.

It's his stuff.

Prove it. I'm going to grab you. Show us
your passport.

Come on, go back. Show us your passport.

I'm passport. He's so kind. I got
computer.

Espanol.

What does that mean?

It means Sergio's coming to Bali. Why
though? He wanted to come. He's coming.

But this is a country.

I am pissed.

The only thing that's left is us putting
boobs on Sergio and a dress and he's

one of us.

But I'm not okay with it.

Okay, I'm joking.

I'm not coming.

I love you girls That was good But...
No, I'm going to Spain, actually. Yeah,

yeah. Like, right now.

Oh, thank God. Sergio, have a good
flight!

Please do that. Peace!

Yes!

Sergio, go live your best life in Spain.

Only this is for you, actually.

You're taking me. Whose feet are those?

I'm actually pleasantly surprised it's
only a poster.

I thought it was Zac Efron.

I actually wouldn't have put it past
Sergio to get on that plane.

Or one an hour later.

We're going to miss our flight.

Listen,

she's going to have to catch up.

Honey, take that one then.

No crying. I know, I'm going to cry.

Where's Brooks?

Let me call Brooks, man. This is weird.

Yeah, where is she?

She's not answering.

I cannot reach Brooks, and this is not
normal.

It rang, she shot in my face, and she
put her phone off. What? I swear.

That's why I'm worried.

Well, we're checked in.

What if she misses the flight?

I don't know. We will have a great time.
It'll be good.

I'm excited.

Gotta be honest. I'm not that upset
about it. We have Sergio.

We do.

Okay. I'm not buying into this.

Brooks is fine. Now we're talking about,
is she okay?

Not what she did two days ago at my
party.

Leave me alone.

I don't know if everyone's sleeping, but
I'm passing out.

I am asleep with my eyes closed.

Eyes open.

Good morning.

Oh, my God. And I look so pretty.

Lisa, what are you doing?

You're not supposed to be working.

I... I absolutely adore Bali.

I go there all the time, and it's the
place I go to disconnect, recharge.

Okay, my children, are you ready? Yes.

People say that the water in Bali holds
a lot of positivity.

Bali, heal us! I'm so excited, girls.
I'm so excited! It's going to be epic.

We're ready to eat, pray, party.

Now he's hitting me.

I know, I know, I know, I know.

Bali day!

Does anybody hear from Brooks?

None of my texts are going through. I'm
actually worried. I'm not upset.

Her WhatsApp is not going through. Her
calls are not going through.

If she was running late or she missed
the flight, she would have texted us.

Well, she's alive.

She's breathing. Maybe she's in the
hospital.

Where is Brooks?

This is weird.

Yeah, to be honest, it's the first time
I'm worried.

All I'm thinking in my mind is, did
somebody steal her?

Is there organs in the market?

Did somebody steal her eyes? Because
black people's stuff is very expensive

because of our melanin.

Everybody's concerned for Brooks' life.

I have no concern for Brooks' life
because I know that bitch can survive

anywhere. And there is no way she left
my house and died.

Wow, wow, wow.

It's so beautiful.

Wow. You're welcome, ladies.

Look at this.

This is gorgeous!

Wow, this is pretty!

Wow. Here's your room keys.

Look,

so we don't argue, we picked randomly,
so it's fair.

Fair? Okay. I hope you girls are not too
tired because I have the best dinner

planned for you guys.

I have celebrity chef, Luca, who flew in
just for us. So get dressed, look

really fabulous, and let's have a good
dinner.

Perfect!

This is the perfect setting. It doesn't
get better than this. We have our

private chef, we have our butlers, we
have this villa.

I'm okay.

Oh!

Oh, my God.

But we also have our separate rooms in
the hotel because I'm pretty sure we all

need a break from each other every now
and then.

All right, guys, get the hell out of my
room. We need to get ready. We have one

hour. I'm starving.

Unpacked. All ready.

Nothing good.

Hey, baby.

How are you?

Good. I miss you.

I miss you, too. I love you.

Thank you.

Okay. We are off to dinner.

In Bali. I am so hungry.

I have a booking on Lisa Milan.

Is Ion going to fit in the lid?

You fit Chanel.

Come, come.

Champagne, ladies.

Thank you. So nice.

Thank you.

Oh, wow.

I'm so exhausted. It's quite amazing
that I'm still alive at this hour.

Thank you, Sarah.

You guys look gorgeous. You guys look so
beautiful.

I have a toast.

Sarah, give us a toast.

You know me, I love toasting. We all
know Bali is about vibe and energy.

So I want to set the intention for any
problems between each other to be

resolved. I love that.

For whoever doesn't know the other
person to get to know them better. I

that. And for people who already love
each other to love each other more.

So can we set the intention?

I love it.

Set the intention.

I love my kids. I don't want drama, you
know? So are you pledging that this trip

you're not going to start any drama?
Thank you so much.

That would be good, Celine.

Thank you.

Good evening, ladies.

Good evening.

How are we?

My name is Luca Tano. This is Chef
Romaine. But what you got in front of

a beautiful raw carpaccio crudo of
people. And it's just something

get you going. Thank you.

That's really good.

So are we going to report the missing
child or no?

This is very odd.

It is very odd. I did make a joke with
Sarah because I know you and Caroline

have unresolved issues.

And I was like, well...

If they don't resolve it, I hope one of
them don't show up.

Do you think that's what happened?

Did we set that intention? They set the
intention?

Yeah, but I wanted to clear that up
actually on this trip.

Well, really?

Absolutely. I heard you were chasing her
at Carla and somebody's house saying,

where's your husband, where's your
husband?

Don't go there when I said I don't want
drama right now. No, I didn't tell you.

Do not go there. That's dirty what
you're doing.

I heard you were chasing her at
Caroline's house saying, where's your

where's your husband? Don't go there
when I said I don't want drama right

Do not go there. That's dirty what
you're doing. No, no, no, no, no, no,

I was chasing her around saying, do you
know exactly where her husband is?

First of all, I never chased anyone
around the house.

I was going to say, I was going to say,
I was there. I did not see her face

down. Brooks. Let's not have this
conversation because Brooks is not here.

feel like he's better. All I said was if
she were here, I would have wanted to

sort it out with her. I'm not trying to
open up Pandora's box, Chanel.

That night is a very sensitive subject
for me, as everyone, mostly everyone

knows.

So, I'm sorry.

I just, I see red. We're good, we're
good, we're good.

Look, guys.

Oh, my God.

I promised you a fire evening, and here
I am delivering. It's already fire here.

What I wanted to do tonight, an amazing
risotto a la Milanese. And because I got

a special VIP, we got some gold leaf to
put on top, just to put a little

excitement to it. Yeah, do we like a bit
of glitter, a little bit of fun?

Okay, excellent.

I don't know why Lisa arranged for us to
eat Italian in Bali.

We should be eating noodles.

I didn't even know they had Parmesan
cheese in Bali.

Look, I'll eat anything at this point.
Literally anything.

I'm just hungry.

Lisa, you did great.

Thank you.

Wait, Sarah, has your boyfriend met your
parents?

No. I thought that was happening.

I want him to so I can make it official,
but I don't know when. And I'm still

testing. I'm still testing.

That's why I said to you, you need to
live together.

We can't live without one another. We
can't live with him.

You can't either? No, we can't live with
men. Are you Arab?

Pakistani. Same thing? Yeah. Same thing.
Living with someone is so important. I

agree, but it's not an option for us.
It's not an option. I get it. In Islam

in Arab culture, couples don't live with
each other before marriage.

Even if I take religion and culture out
of it, I don't think I would want to do

that because it takes away from the idea
of marriage. Why would we get married

if we're already living together?

Are you guys official?

Guys, let's not pressure Sarah. He's not
my boyfriend.

So what's it going to take for you to
know that? Time. I just need time. Yeah.

I think most of the girls don't
understand the dynamic of the

because they come from different
cultures and backgrounds. I want to take

slow. And Akeem respects the fact that I
want to take my time and doesn't want

to rush me.

Who's in charge of the party now?

I would like us to go back to the villa.

Even me.

I actually passed my bedtime.

And mine. I feel like we should still
party a little bit. Wait, so are you in

charge of the party? I need Brooke to
come back. I actually miss Brooke.

Yes, cheers to Brooke. Cheers to Brooke.
Cheers to her safety.

Cheers to Brooke. Cheers to hoping she's
okay. I'm not saying.

And loving that she's doing okay,
whatever she is.

Back to the villa. Okay, done.

Let's go.

We're going, we're going.

All right, where are the drinks, Ayaan?
Where are the drinks?

Yeah, prove it to us.

Oh, this is not a good view for me.

She's being your master.

Yes!

When I'm traveling, I'm not going to
think that I'm a mother, I'm a wife. No,

it's Ayaan time.

It's a good time.

You have a very bony personality. Can we
talk about that toilet seat?

I want to make love to that toilet seat.

It's heated.

Go sit on it. You won't come out.

That's the most action Sarah's going to
get.

Where are the drinks?

I don't dance. Get your old ass out.

I don't dance.

Since Brooks wasn't on the plane, we've
actually had a great time.

We're like mums gone wild right now.

It's amazing how one...

Energy can affect so many people.

What did you guys give Chanel? Alcohol.

Red wine.

I love alcohol.

It makes me do crazy shit.

What?

What's happening?

What did Chanel drink? Wine.

It makes me do crazy shit.

I thought something happened to you. We
all did. We all called you. What the?

We were going to call the police.

Everybody was genuinely concerned.

Like, everybody. I needed a minute. It
was, like, hours before it was time to

to the airport.

And I was just like, I'm not going.

Really? I just, the stress was high for
me.

Then I went to bed, and I woke up this
morning, and I feel good.

I'm happy she's alive, one.

Like, I really was scared, but I'm also
worried because everything's been going

so well. And, you know, now Brooke's is
here, the dynamic might change. I'm kind

of holding my breath.

Bless you.

Who are you allergic to, girl? I decided
to go because

Talene's drama is not big enough for me
to ruin everybody's trip.

You flew Amherst?

I flew private.

Funny part about it is all the girls
left before me eight hours, and we all

arrived at the same time.

That's the difference between flying
private and commercial.

Brooks did not come by private jet. That
would have been like a quarter of a

million dollar trip. The only jet she
may have been on is like economy

to some wing with her bags at the back,
I can assure you. Everybody getting

along? Yes, actually. For once?

Yes. So don't come and start nothing.

Can we order a round of tequila shots?

Yes!

Give it up for Brown Girl!

Yes! Yes, party!

Okay,

bedtime!

Are we going to bed?

Yes! We have catamaran tomorrow. We have
a lot of stuff tomorrow.

to really go to sleep. I don't want to
sleep yet. Babe.

Hi.

Hey. How are you, babe?

I'm good. She went to the gym.

Huh?

Tiana's up?

I feel like they don't miss me.

You're eating pancakes?

Babe, make sure they're eating
nutritious, yeah? Not just carbs and

Babe, I got candy that's in the shape of
an apple, candy that's in the shape of

a banana.

Oh, my God.

How's it going over there?

It's good.

I mean, the place is beautiful.

Bali is so gorgeous.

We had a nice dinner last night. You
would have actually loved the chef. He

so sweet.

Well,

it was six of us last night because
Caroline wasn't here.

Guess what?

She's here.

Yeah.

So she comes in. She gave me a hug. It
was like kind of awkward.

I don't know. We need to talk.

Like I shouldn't bring it up in front of
the girls.

Brooke? Babe!

I've been calling you all morning. First
of all, lost my jewelry bag.

And then I realized that my maid packed
jewelry that's not real with the jewelry

that's real. I have jewelry and frickin'
eyeglass cases.

Oh, girl, you look so good.

You left me so worried yesterday.

Next time, just text me.

Tell me I'm zoning out. Babe, I
couldn't. I had a moment. And you're the

even told me when everything gets hot
and heavy, just switch off.

Totally. But tell your friends because I
thought you were dead. No, I'm sorry,

babe. I just, I didn't know if I wanted
to come.

And I've been really upset over a lot of
things that I feel like I haven't

addressed. And I want to just address
the elephant in the room so we could

a good time.

We did that last night. We set an
intention.

Oh, really? Has Talene apologized for
being fake and few -faced and like a

meddler and a potster? No. She's really
disappointed me as a friend.

Well, listen. I'm very disappointed in
her.

Talk about it. She can have fun. And I'm
going to hold her accountable for what

I feel like she's done.

100%. Coming up, you on a spiritual
healing journey. I think you need to

the healing.

We don't want to miss the boat, girl.

Where's everybody?

We're waiting for Brooklyn's heart. Are
you guys excited about the catamaran?

Who's swimming, by the way? I think
we'll all just jump in.

I'm not swimming.

I'm too expensive.

Hello, beautiful ladies.

I got my wetsuit.

Yes. Let's go, ladies.

Okay, who's coming in this car?

I'm going to go with them.

I'm so mother... We're fighting.

Bali day, Bali day, Bali day, Bali day.

The beautiful.

We made it, girl.

Oh, my God. Wow.

No. You have a tiny vagina.

I've got no complaints so far.

Brooks, did you arrange this? She did.

Hello. Good afternoon.

Hi. Thank you. The trip has officially
begun.

Yes. Do this.

Yeah.

Okay. Why don't you change?

I am. I'm too hot. Change, change.

Of course I've been on a boat.

I'm Somali.

We're the best pirates since 1800.

But I've never been in the deep ocean.

Why would I go there? There is gene.

You know what gene is?

There are people that we cannot see that
live there. And they talk to you. And

then you look at the water, and then you
fall in love with them, and then they

grab you in there.

Either they kill you or they fuck you.

I'm not planning to get killed or fucked
today, basically, by things I cannot

see.

Cheers to a great trip. I'm so happy.

I wouldn't want to be anywhere else in
the world with anyone else right now.

Or maybe I would.

But cheers to Bali.

Cheers.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes.

Okay. Yes.

Oh, babe. Any nice ones? Are you joking?

Let your fabric flow.

It's not me. The wind. Look at that.

Unedited.

You're welcome.

Thank you. I don't need such you
anymore.

The Talene I see now is not the Talene
that I've known for a year.

I don't know who that person is. Okay.
Oh, no. Oh, no. You're going to love

this. From what I hear from her, she's
hurt. From what I hear from you, you're

hurt. How do you fix this situation,
Annie? Tell me when to change.

Change.

Talk to her.

Talk to her like your friend you've
known for eight years. Talk to her like

mother of the children you love.

You know, her husband is known forever.
You know what I mean?

Talk to her like that.

I mean, I already got it.

Yeah. What?

I know.

I don't know if I'm ready to have this
conversation. I'm too hurt.

So you think you're not ready to talk
about it today? Not at all.

Ayan is on a mission to try to be, like,
the healer and the guru.

Come on. People are never expecting you
to have fun. They expect chaos out of

you. I don't know if she sipped the Bali
sea water and, like, she thinks she's

Gandhi. But, like, today is not the day
that I feel like it's appropriate for me

to talk to Talene.

When I'm ready to talk to my friend
Ayan, I'll talk to her.

Wait.

Yeah, we just support you guys.

Yeah, I know.

She thinks you don't want to talk to
her. Shut up. Don't feel mentally ready

right now.

No, no, no, it's girls.

The food looks good.

Should I leave you guys alone?

Okay. Do that, just move over.

Colleen, you got your prawns. I know, I
ate two already.

Yeah, so good.

Okay, let's hit something for a minute.

I kind of miss these days, don't you?

When you found me and I was flying like
a princess.

I know you miss me. Yes.

What I chose to do was more so just
disengage, and maybe that wasn't the

answer. But that's what I was advised to
do in my healing.

I mean, I love you dearly, but you, on a
spiritual healing journey... Shut the

f*** up.

Dead. I am online.

Dead.

The shade!

You're very prickly. And actually, I
gave up. Do you think that the healing

it worse?

You were so forthright, and everyone
knew exactly where they stood with you.

Now what? Now you're like, Sarah talks
to you, so it's like we have to go

through the third. It's like you're the
president. We have to go through the

third person.

It made it a lot worse.

They're surfing.

Woo! Yes, look. Oh, my God, I see. I saw
you at Sandbury and Brooks.

Oh, my God, he's surfing. He fell.

Yeah, I think you need to stop the
healing.

Really? Because you were better before.

All Brooks is doing is traumatizing the
rest of us. That is it. That is all

Brooks' healing has done for her, is to
deflect from herself and to put it onto

us. Did you really fly in on a private
jet, Brooks? Yeah. Do you want to fly

back on a private jet?

Who is funding that?

Don't go there.

You can't even be that good in bed. You
cannot.

Like, what does that good event even
look like? It's a secret. I'm not giving

you the blueprint unless you're
divorced.

I'm not getting divorced. I like my 28
-year -olds without a plan.

Okay.

All right, where do we jump in?

Ooh, this feels good.

My flamingo's all the way over there.

Okay. Wow!

The wig and everything!

Almadani, can I use your boobs as a
floatie?

I want to enjoy this trip as much as I
can.

Like, when am I going to be in Bali
again with Brooke?

And I do want to enjoy it with her.

Seriously, if I fall down, I will die.

No kidding, like death. If you fall
down, I'm not coming to get you. Bitch,

seriously, you let me die in there?

My tan would come off. You're so bad.

I don't even cry.

You haven't even dealt with Sarah yet.

No, no, no.

You see, I really, I avoid, I don't, I
avoid.

A few days ago, the most juiciest voice
landed into my WhatsApp.

And I'm like, oh!

I have to share this.

I have something to tell you. Sarah, she
literally changed her mind on Brooks

all of a sudden.

What? I have a voice note.

Sarah

always

said Brooks is amazing and she never
sees any bad. And finally, finally,

seeing it, but she can't admit it.

She sent this to you?

Let's not go there.

Can you guys not talk about it until
later on? But you can play it again in

Bali. Oh, in front of Brooks.

I love it, Caroline Stunbury. You are a
mess. I thought you were going to say

amazing. Amazing.

Coming up next.

I'm sorry for doing that. I cannot trust
you now. Listen, this is not.

We're going to dinner, but then Brooks
is arranging, like, something called bar

hopping. Mama Bear has to be sober and
make sure everyone is okay, because

girls go crazy when they drink.

Peace, peace, and have fun, okay?

Hello, I have a booking for seven.

Yeah, under Lisa Milan?

Yeah. Oh, perfect. Thank you.

Oh, wow, this is beautiful.

Hello.

Where's Brooks?

There she is.

Who did your hair?

Me. Because you had curly hair earlier,
right? Yes.

And you had blonde hair earlier, right?
Yeah.

How's everybody?

Is everybody sleepy?

Yeah. I have a Zoom meeting in the
morning, so I don't want to be hungover.

need to wake up and do this. You're
still working on vacation?

I'm walking on the plane.

I am, but not as hard. Like, I'm really
trying to relax.

Like, I really need it.

The food looks amazing.

Can I start with the crab salad?

I'm going to get grilled steak, no
sides.

Green curry, the tom yum soup. The green
curry with shrimp.

I'm going to have the soft -shell crab
salad, please.

Thank you. Girls, I love you all.
Cheers. Thank you so much, you guys.

So since Lisa did the food, and the food
has been amazing. Lisa, you've done,

you have done yourself. And tonight,
you're doing the party. I'm sure it's

to be amazing. The boat was amazing.

Tomorrow is the spirituality and pray
part. Oh, it's so good.

I'm looking forward to that.

On the topic of healing, today on the
catamaran, Caroline told me she feels as

though the healing part is odd to her.

What?

You like the old Caroline more? Why
would you want your friend to be in a

space?

What does that do for you? Why do you
think this, Caroline? Why do you think

shouldn't be healed?

No, I didn't say she shouldn't be
healed. I said that I know when she

me, I understand her language.

The language she is speaking to me right
now, we don't... Put an effort to get

to know the new her after her experience
with healing from her trauma. You talk

for her.

I'm not talking for her. I'm explaining.

You talk for her. When she speaks, I am
fine to listen to her. But when you

speak for her, that's not the same. It's
not coming out of her actual mouth.

When did I speak to you for her? How do
I think? You're saying that you had a

conversation, that's why you don't care
to talk about it again?

She called me to see you next Tuesday
behind my back. She was drunk.

It's not that deep. She's drinking.

You're doing it now.

If I defend Brooks when you speak about
her and she's not there, or when she's

there and she can't get the words right
and I speak to help her out, it's called

friendship. And the reason why you have
such an issue with Brooks being close to

Sarah, Sarah speaking for Brooks, by the
way, she doesn't speak for her.

It's cool being there for your friends.

Well, since we're being so honest, if
Sarah really was such a good friend, she

needs to have accountability for the
voice note you played us.

What voice note was that? We're going
there.

Okay, you want to go there?

Okay, okay, great.

There's so much hypocrisy in this group.
Sarah is saying that she's this

completely healed, amazing person.

If you want to call me out for my
behavior, let me call you out for your

behavior. Let's all sing from the same
hymn book here.

What's the voice note of that?

Okay, I played a voice note of you
saying that you feel like Brooks should

accountability or something like that.
What? Something like that.

I'm sorry. What?

The voice note that I sent you?

Yeah, I'm sorry. I did play it.

Back up.

I see.

I'm sorry, Lisa, because I put you in a
bad situation. I agree. Because I said

that to you privately. I agree. Just to
ask you if she said what I thought she

said. I did.

What was I saying? What was the voice
note?

You said, I'm not a fan of Caroline
Broad.

What the?

Sarah? What the is happening?

I'm sorry. I know.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I cannot
trust you now. Listen, this is me. I

cannot.