All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Dubai – S2E7

Previously on The Real Housewives of
Dubai.

Don't stand on there.

We're finally in our new home.
Hallelujah.

Praise the Lord.

Don't just leave. My new floor.

My sister is coming all the way from
South Africa for the lunch. My brother

coming from London. And I want them to
just be like, oh, the little one did it.

You know, my mom, the other day, she was
like, just in case Rich leaves, you

know, you need a backup plan.

Me giving all of myself to my family and
my business, it's hard.

Don't call me and say she's talking s***
about me. That's my opinion.

Isn't that a bit stirring the pot?

I don't care about this.

Amber, you were complaining that Talene
had her bushes open at Beyonce.

Now you're letting her jump right into
your bush.

Make it make sense, bitch.

It's like a child. Would you tell them,
hey, baby, the fire's hot. Don't touch

that.

Let her burn.

Brooks, I haven't spoken to her in a
week. Maybe she...

Wasn't the friend that I thought she
was, and that's really hard to digest.

this something that we can even recover
from?

The only thing old about me, darling, is
my money.

In the land of excess, I find my riches
within.

Take it from me, if you know how to
stage chill, you'll never get burned.

I may be building glass houses.

But you'll never see me cry. The desert
might be hot, but I always find the

shade.

If you're jealous of me, that's okay,
honey. I would be, too.

Mommy?

Yes, baby?

Name all the seven tonics. Uranus.

What's so funny?

Your anus.

Hello.

Hey. How are things with you?

I'm good, like in Germany.

When are you coming back?

I will come to Dubai soon.

No, I was talking about you moving to
Dubai. Now you're visiting.

Moving, yeah. Yeah, boy, you're so way
behind. I'm moving faster than you.

Kiss it, kiss it, kiss it, kiss it, kiss
it.

We're going to make cookies. Here comes
the sugar.

This is one cup. A lot of sugar. They're
never going to sleep.

I don't know how that's going to go.
Yeah.

Okay.

I got to get ready.

You know what I've decided today to
confirm to myself?

Like literally confirming a hundred
percent I'm a badass bitch.

It's Ayan's world, we're just living in
it.

Oh,

you're wearing my lashes.

So excited.

Would you have ever thought of living in
a villa? We didn't even know eyelashes

existed or makeup. No.

And now you're wearing my lashes. This
is so funny.

I'm going to pinch myself because I'm
like, this cannot be reality.

The day has arrived.

It's the day of launch. The makeup is
ready.

I can't believe I'm wearing my lashes.

Blimey, darling.

So we are going to have a fashion show
because you know me. I'm a fashion queen

and a fashion icon.

All the models are going to be wearing
high -end beauty makeup and lashes.

Toni, are you ready to conquer the
world? In it to win it. Yeah.

Hey, brother.

Oh, did you see my invite, Sadiq? No.

Let me show my brother my invite.

Are you naked?

Yeah, these are my boobs.

Really? Yeah. I always had a pucky one.
We got the best moves from our mother.

Hey, I need a hug. Come on, come on.
You're all here for me. Don't hug each

other that much. Last time I hugged you,
you left all your makeup on me. I know.

Today is such a special day that I have
my siblings there supporting me. One

thing that my mom did was to make sure
that we were very close to each other.

And I have Taj walking in the show.

Did you see your picture with me,
Cookie? See how gorgeous I made you?

I love how you show off me as if I'm a
trophy.

It is a trophy, sorry.

Taj is a model right now. He's been
signed by IMG Models.

He just shot his first Burberry
campaign.

Hello?

Burberry. Taj, you're supposed to be
downstairs rehearsing. You're the face

Iron Beauty.

It's a dream come true for me to have my
son be part of what I'm doing.

We need to go. They're waiting for me.

Hello, everybody.

Hi.

Oh, you made everything look good. Yes,
so everything's sorted, hair and makeup.

Wow.

It's a seven -feet train.

I know.

Fit for a queen.

One of the top designers in the world,
Michael Sinko, fly me a whole couture

dress that was in a museum in Egypt.

Colors of Mapale is in the dress.

It's my interest to show these bitches
none of you could ever.

Quinn.

Oh, there's Quinn.

How are you?

Congratulations.

in the red dress. You look gorgeous.

You guys like a drink?

Definitely want a drink. Thank you.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

My anxiety's so bad.

Oh, my God. It's going to work or not.

Please, God, let it work. Please.

I am so stressed. I spent a lot of
money.

We have Vogue Arabia Papa's Bazaar.

Cosmopolitan. Everybody's going to write
about it. Like, a lot of things are

going through me. I've had diarrhea like
three times.

Please let it work.

Hey.

How are you doing?

Hi,

gorgeous. You look stunning.

Lovely. You look lovely.

How are you?

Wow. You look amazing.

Hello. How are you? I'm good. How are
you?

I'm super annoyed with Sarah because
Brooks and I are not in a good place

now. And regardless of any part of the
argument, Sarah chooses her side. Let

tell you how she feels. Sarah's like
your shaman. I know. You've got your

up and moving her mouth. You're talking
to third party. What is all this

bollocks you do? It's so annoying.

You are ridiculous.

Oh, shut up, Sarah. You shut up. Shut
up. Me and Sergio have always been

to Sarah than Brooks ever was.

goes against me, Sarah goes the other
side completely.

Chanel's going to come out of the pool,
I think.

You're going to rock it.

Oh, my God, I need water.

I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying. My
stomach is like... This is when I want

pee and I want to have diarrhea.

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Eye on
Beauty.

Where do we go?

Maybe we go there.

I love this jacket.

I have no idea.

Gorgeous. Loving the shirtless men, the
tan, but...

I don't see any makeup products.

I'm so confused.

God bless you.

That looks unbelievable.

Obviously, she is coming out screaming
loud, and she wants to leave an

impression. We are under the shadows of
Burj Khalifa, such an iconic building,

not only in Dubai, in the whole world.
Such a prime location to have a launch.

Leave it to Ayaan to make a makeup
launch, a fashion show. I mean, that

living.

And she's making sure we all know it.

I

know

that I'm late. However, I am juggling 10
million things.

Better late than never.

Right? Where's Caroline?

Good job, guys!

So

you've

been hitting the spray tan?

The fact that she had to come in just as
it's all over doesn't surprise me at

all. Brooks cannot watch other people
succeed.

Guys, this is my friend Mai.

Plus, now she's not got Tyleen to drag
around to every event.

She needs renter friends.

It's so cold and it's such a warm month.
It's like windy.

How's the new house, guys?

Great. Are you settled in? Do you feel
like it's your home now?

Yeah, getting there.

I haven't seen you in a little bit. I
know. I've been working.

How's work going?

Good. Busy. Yeah?

Yeah. That's good.

Since the desert, I've really been
making an effort to try to fix things

Brooke. And I'm getting okay, cold
little responses.

Want to go get a drink?

Let's get out of here.

I'm hurt. I'm hurt at her reaction and
how she took it and how she's blown

things out of proportion.

But regardless, I just want to move
forward.

Babe,

you told me you would do it, but I
didn't think you would.

The bald head.

I love it. I love it.

With a face like this, right?

Oh, my God.

So I would like to say thank you all for
coming to support me. Even if you were

so late, I still forgive you guys. You
see?

Yes. Do you see how many people here? It
was hard to get in.

What could I do? There was a million
people.

Yeah, it's a lot of people.

Okay, you're forgiven anyway.

How fun is it?

Yeah, sure, sure. I'll be right back.

I miss you. I miss you.

I miss you so much.

You know you're always going to be my
brother?

You're always going to be my sister.

And I feel this is the first time since
I know you, I feel awkward.

I feel awkward too, but you need to
listen from my side. I fought for your

Your wife never fought for me ever.

When I'm attacked, she never has my
back. It's okay.

You guys have to talk.

After the desert.

between me and Caroline Stanbury.

She did come over to my house. She
apologized, but I also opened up about

feel about her.

I accept everybody for who they are, but
you need to accept me for who am I. I

am taking my girlfriend to heal from her
childhood trauma.

It has nothing to do with you guys.

Okay. You know, I love you. I have a
very special place in my heart for you.

Then don't push me away. I know, but,
like, sometimes, Sarah, you know, unless

asked, people, you know, would quite
like to fix her.

I don't think...

Our friendship is back to what it used
to be, but in Arabic we say, so

there is something there that I can't
just walk away from.

Like, it's just sad to be in a... I
know, life is boring without you, right?

Yeah. No, I mean, it's like... I love
you, Sergio.

Thank you so much. Thank you. Oh, yum.
What is that? Is that canapa?

Canapa. Canapa.

Canapa. Listen, I wanted to talk to you
about something.

I heard your voice notes.

I acknowledge your feelings. No, you're
not over it.

I'm a spitfire.

You don't know what's coming out
sometimes.

No, I know what's coming out.

I just don't know how other people will
receive it.

Coming up.

Robbie, don't ever disrespect me like
that. Don't fuck with me, bitch.

You don't know what's coming out
sometimes.

You just seem right. No, I know what's
coming out.

I just don't know how other people will
receive it.

The food is so good.

Yeah.

Listen, I acknowledge your feelings. I
hear you.

If your feelings were hurt by some
insensitive thing that I said, I'm

I don't want to hurt your feelings. You
mean that?

Yes, bitch. When I say it.

I got an apology from Caroline Brooks.

For what?

She held herself accountable for her
role. And I did apologize for, you know.

For what?

Saying certain things.

Yeah, that were mean.

Okay. You know, I'm a little sharp
-tongued, but I have a good heart.

I know you do.

You want to meet my friend, Caroline?

That's my sister.

Oh, that's your sister? Yeah.

Can't you see the face?

My brother.

Oh, my God. Do we know how old she is?
We don't know yet. We're waiting.

December needs to chill out with the
whole age thing. It's not her age that

we're trying to find out. We're trying
to find out Aya's age.

How old do you think she is? Let me do
my studies.

I love how Caroline is so fierce at
wanting to know my age. Yeah, too.

So, Tara, how's the boy? Which boy?

Giraffe, ma. The giraffe.

The giraffe.

He's good. He went back to Germany.

Oh, yeah.

I think I'm going to introduce him to my
family soon.

So that's like one step towards
marriage.

Thank you so much for coming tonight.

Where's my brother and my sister?

My son already went out, maybe on a
date, I have no idea.

But I would like to say thank you.

All of you for coming to support I Am
Beauty.

As a little girl from my village, I
would never dream about being here,

at Gujjal Arab and seeing all this,
having my family.

This is my family.

It's a family business.

So bow down to you all for coming to
support us.

Love you.

The next step is literally to get into
the stores, get the website ready, get

the delivery boxes ready.

Thank you to all of you. We're going to
be worldwide.

And I hear the aliens live in
Antarctica.

They do need Ion Beauty. I'm sending
them.

Listen, I am so proud of Ion. I'm so
freaking happy for her.

Tony Malt put on a beat.

Beautifully bed. I'm really proud of
Tony for what she did for Ion. I loved

everything that Tony designed.

And I'm proud of Ion Beauty by Tony
Malt.

We're so proud of you.

Good

afternoon.

How are you?

How are you? Good, thank you. I have a
reservation for three. Sure, please

follow me.

Can I have, like, a small, like,
something for my bag?

Amazing. You're a legend.

You're welcome, right? Thank you.

I wanted to ask you, what is the Mumbai?

Yeah, the ginger and the rose lemonade
inside it. Oh, my God, that sounds so

good. I would love one of those. All
right. Hello.

Are you blending with the place? I love
it. Feeling a little bit. I love it.

I'm feeling a little floral today.

You look amazing.

Thank you. I look like I just came from
work.

Hello.

Oh, my God, you look stunning.

Okay, floral and floral.

I don't wear floral to the office. I
just came from work. Well, I didn't come

from work. I came from home. You know, I
trolled out of bed. Are you guys ready

for lunch?

Oh, yes, please.

I'll do the prawn salad, please. Can I
have just plain grilled seabass? No

problem. The octopus?

All right, I'll get it for you.

How are you, girl? Good. How are you?
Good.

Here's the thing. I was really annoyed
with Sarah in the desert.

I understand that you said to her, is
everything okay with Lisa at home? Sarah

said she didn't mean what she said, and
I would like to take her word for it.

I think this is nice.

No, this is good. I feel like our
friendships are blossoming.

I'm really like in a good place.

Mentally, I'm like, you know what? Let
me hit the restart button and restart

of my friendships again. You know, when
you restart your friendship, you realize

who is really a friend and who is just
an acquaintance or someone you can chill

with and stuff like that.

Me and Caroline, I thought we were
friends, but I don't know if we have a

friendship. She's a little narcissistic.

I actually thought she wasn't going to
invite us to the housewarming party, me

and Brooks.

Everyone, I want to invite you all to my
housewarming.

I can't wait for you all to come.

I'm not 100 % certain that I want to go.
Right. But I'm kind of feeling the

vibes. You have to come.

No, I don't have to do anything. We're
all going.

I mean, the biggest thing that's
weighing on my mind is, like, what do I

this girl as a gift?

I would get her, like, a Jo Malone
candle, but I was like, ooh, that's

I like.

Oh, my God. So the other day, Talene and
I. Oh, that was my next thing. What's

happening? She says she got an apology
out of you.

Oh, and then she held herself
accountable.

Okay, so you told me you didn't do
anything. So what were you apologizing

Tell her now.

I called her a beggar.

And it hurt her feelings.

I'm so confused.

I left that day from August. We had,
like, a little bit of, like, a

disagreement.

And I think on my way out, I was like,
you're a beggar.

When Talena and I had that disagreement,
it bothered me that you called me and

said, you know, Sanbury was talking
about you. That's my opinion.

Don't you feel like that's during the
part of it? No, that's me being direct.

While we were walking away from that
dinner, I called her a beggar. What did

beg you for, though? I'm confused. Tell
me.

What did she beg you?

For a lot.

For a lot.

She begged me to be in my friendship
group.

Danbury's birthday party last year.

Please, babe, I really want to be there.

Lisa's fashion show.

Please, babe, I really want to go.

Talene begged me to be on television.

That's honestly what she begged for.

I don't want to say the show, but, like,
that's what she begged for.

Well, you guys made up. You guys are
good. Oh, please.

Coming up.

Of what I do for everybody.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Of what I do for everybody.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Wow, that was really hard.

Oh, we made it.

The struggle is real.

I got a lot of food.

I should be a master chef.

This place is gorgeous, isn't it?

But the views are fantastic.

Wow, Ayaan, I tried to do this, yeah?
Look at what I did. I cooked it, brah.

wow. Oh, my God.

You didn't cook nothing, you know? No, I
cooked. You just...

Going to the supermarket is called
cooking.

This is great.

The thing about me and my siblings is,
like, I'm married to Chris, right?

And he's in my life. But Chris can go
any day.

I literally was raised with my siblings.
They're always going to be in my life

forever. So, yeah, I talk to them a lot.
I talk to Ifrah the most, though.

Do you know what this reminds me of?

When we were growing up and you would
just disappear for a day in the morning

and then come with...

Bag full of fruit. I used to shop around
the neighborhood.

You were a hustler since you were a
little girl. You would go and sell, and

you would come back later in the evening
with money, and you were so happy to

give. Yeah, I enjoyed that because it
gave me a purpose.

When I was young, my mom was sick all
the time, and I had no choice but to

up and literally take care of everybody
in the house.

I feel like if you look at your family
and your siblings and they're hungry, I

have no ego or pride when it comes to
surviving.

I will do anything to make sure my
family is okay.

How do you think your launch went?

I thought it was magnificent.

It was more than that.

It was so good. I would tear it up. I
was like so proud.

And now you're going to use some of the
proceeds to be able to give back. Yeah,

because of us. And girls' education.

Yeah, because of us. I feel I have the
power to do it.

I have the power to give.

You know what I mean?

I want to use Ayan Beauty to bring
awareness and education into my

stop FGM.

Honestly, last year when I spoke about
it, I got a lot of mean, hurtful

messages. To be honest, I didn't even
think I would ever speak about it ever

again because it shut me down. It put me
in a really bad place.

But people don't understand this. You
think I was circumcised and that was the

end of it. No.

As a young girl, me and Ifrah laying
there for weeks. For weeks.

A five -year -old laying on the ground
and nobody's coming to clean your wound

to check if you're okay.

Girls die because of a lot of problems.

I almost died.

What are the chances how we grew up to
where we are? I wouldn't want to change

anything. I think our background, it's
actually humbled us. Yes, there is a

resentment, but we have made that
different with our children.

That's the best thing that we did in our
family.

Every one of us is like a really good
parent. And then our great grandkids are

going to be looking at us and being
like, they wouldn't understand what we

through. They would never get it because
we've changed it for us.

And I think that's the beauty of life.

That's the beauty of life.

We're all so good. We're all so
successful and so happy and we love each

and we visit each other all the time.
And just love you guys.

Family is the most important thing in
the world.

Salute.

Hello,

good evening. Welcome to Duomo.

How are you today? I'm good, how are
you?

We have a reservation under Richard
Hall.

Let me show you the way.

Perfect, thank you.

Hello, good evening. How are you?

Can I get your order for the drinks at
the moment?

I'll have a glass of Sauvignon Blanc.
Sauvignon Blanc, okay.

Actually, I'll take a whiskey sour.

Whiskey sour, all right. Oh, it's
chilly.

The weather's beautiful right now. So
good. Honestly, I can't believe that the

weather is lasting as long as it has.
No, it's perfect.

It is good weather.

Oh, thank you, finally.

Did I order for you?

Yeah, let's see if you get it right.
I'll always get it right.

I'll do the fried oysters, the beef
carpaccio.

Are you in a steaky mood? Always.

Yeah? So I'll get him the Wagyu sirloin,
and I'll get myself the grilled tiger

prawns. Thank you.

Rich and I, early on in our marriage,
made it a point. Actually, it happened

after having Mac.

We kind of felt like we were drifting
apart.

And we made a point to say every week,
even if he's traveling for work, he has

to make it back in time for date night.

So you had a good day?

Yeah, I had a great day. I ran a
meeting, I got a workout in.

Did you get a pedicure?

No. The fact that you get pedicures more
than me, I

feel like it's clear you have a lot more
time than me.

Well, it just means I manage my time
well.

Are you saying I don't manage mine?

No, you manage your own. You're busy,
you're busy, busy.

I feel like, in my mind, the kids are
the priority.

And because the kids are the priority,
now they're playing football five times

week. I know, it's crazy.

I know, and I take them five times a
week. This better pay off.

Yeah.

I know, it's a lot. Yeah, I'm trying to
be serious.

Honestly, I feel super overwhelmed
lately. I get it that...

I am so blessed and so privileged that I
choose to work. I don't have to work. I

feel like there's so much pressure on
being a good wife, you know, staying in

shape, being a good mom, being a good
friend.

But, like, how do I be a good Lisa for
Lisa?

All of this stuff that you mentioned,
you're amazing at. Thank you. Like,

the best wife.

You're an amazing mom. I thank God every
day for you as a mom to my kids. Oh,

don't make me cry.

Don't make me cry.

Don't ruin your makeup.

I don't want to ruin my makeup.

Yeah. Come here.

It's just a lot, Rich. It's a lot.

I know. I know. I know.

Hey. Yeah.

It's okay.

I don't mean to cry and ruin this. It's
okay. You're not ruining it at all.

At the end of the day, you're doing
everything amazingly well. So tell me

tough, and I'll try and take some more
on.

Honestly, it'd just be really nice if...

you could do a little bit more.

When it comes to the kids, especially
their football, that's one thing that

takes up a lot of my time. Okay, so just
tell me what you need from me and I'll

build it into my schedule and I'll make
it work.

Just give me advance notice.

But it's not like next week I need it
done.

I need it like every week.

With stepping up and helping me out is
exactly what I need. I am trying to see,

you know, where I can let go a little
bit more because I do put a lot of

pressure on myself.

How about an emotional support Hermes
bag as well?

Now you're speaking my language. They
just came out with a 25.

Coming up, he was like, apparently I
called her a beggar, but that's because

is.

Wow, sexy mama.

Hello, gorgeous African queen. You look
so good. You know, just for you, just

for you.

The body's budding, the face is giving.

Oh, wow, this is so gorgeous, babe.

Let's get some hay.

Yes, this is so nice. I know, yeah.

Let the party start.

Cheers. Cheers to the good life.

I feel like you look refreshed.

No, I'm not refreshed yet.

Did you have a conversation with Rich? I
did, I did. So the other night, Rich

and I had dinner. We talk about
everything, so I feel like, in a way, he

shocked because he's like, why are you
holding this in? We talk about

everything.

So pretty. And he did it for me.

How? And everything else is just me to
relax. I know.

I feel so, so blessed. Like, we woke up
the next morning, he's like, are you

okay? Is there anything I need to do for
the boys?

Hello, gorgeous lady.

Lisa wants me to call to herself, but
she doesn't mind me hanging out with

somebody as long as she's there. Can you
take that for me? Yeah, sure.

All these people jumping on the sand
wagon. I don't see what the hype is. The

only wagons I ride are G.

This is so nice. How gorgeous is the
view?

We have the best views in the world. I
know, we're so spoiled.

Even if somebody says something funny,
I'm not going to try to laugh that much.

I want a really beautiful time without,
why are you laughing with her? Why are

you talking to her?

Good morning.

Good morning.

Breakfast of champions. I mean.

Oh, we should do this tomorrow?

Mm -hmm.

Very nice.

Gorgeous. We need to tap into Ion Beauty
event.

Really. Thank you. You did an incredible
job.

Working hard pays off.

It does. Everybody really just needs to
work hard, but it's exhausting.

Yeah. It's really exhausting. Like, I'm
not cut out to work that hard.

Some people are too pretty to work. You
might fall into that category.

I'll tell you, when the first checks
start coming in, then you'll suddenly

to work a bit harder. Really?

That's the motivator.

100%. I had lunch with Caroline and
Sarah.

We were all saying how overwhelmed we
are with work, with kids, with

and they want to get away.

And we've decided to go to Bali.

I have an idea.

Where? Bali.

Oh, my God, girl, that's so far.

Lisa, you need to unwind. The theme is
eat, pray, party.

So I'm in charge of food.

Sarah's in charge of praying.

And Brooks is in charge of party. So we
all sleep.

Sometimes I go out with Brooks and she
sleeps.

She goes like this size.

You don't even know how she's there. She
goes like, yeah, yeah.

I'm always awake.

So I feel like I should be the party of
Bali.

I can't really see myself praying in
Bali with Sarah or partying with Brooks

right now, but I love Bali. And so I'll
be first on that plane.

You know what was shocking was I got an
apology from Caroline Ross. Apology for

what? Like, hell has frozen over. I
couldn't believe it. I wanted her to say

again and again and again. No, to be
honest, I asked her. I was like, because

she was saying she did nothing. So I was
like, so why would you need to give her

an apology?

Yeah. You're not going to apologize for
nothing.

She never takes any accountability.

She was like, apparently I called her a
beggar, but that's because she is.

I guess hell hasn't frozen over.

But I said to her, what does she beg you
for? Does she beg you for money?

Does she beg you for clothes? Like, you
need to be specific.

And then she was like, a lot.

How do you go from an apology to then
calling me a beggar? Why would I beg her

for anything? Yeah. When she apologized
to me, she apologized for her reaction

and how she handled the whole thing. But
now she's saying that she apologized

for calling me a beggar?

I don't appreciate her apologizing. And
throwing you under the bus again.

Clearly she just did it to do it. I was
expecting Colleen to be like, yeah, she

called me a beggar. So that's why she
had to apologize.

But now it's feeling like this is the
first time that she's heard it. I only

brought it up because Brooke said that's
why she apologized.

In the nine years of friendship with
this girl, I've never seen the side of

And I don't like it one thing.

I'm a beggar now? Who's the two -faced
one?

Coming up.

Where is everyone?

Hello, hi.

Where's the woman of the hour?

Are you staging the house?

Oh, my God.

This is insane.

You have outdone yourself again.

Thank you so much. I don't think I've
ever done any big event in Dubai without

you. I got married with you.

Engagement. What comes after this?

Kids. Oh, God. We'll do the baby shower.

Yes, please.

He's a boy, so... I've got to get ready.
The girls are going to die when they

see this. No, they're going to... Baby,
they're going to literally die.

I want to blow a little.

I do not want to be subtle with my
limoncello nail.

Only me uses a paper bag for makeup.

Oh my God, white hair. I colored my hair
like a week ago.

I have to do my hair.

Wig, wig, wig.

Maybe I'll go short.

I don't know, because I think I'm going
to be running late.

It smells very good.

Nice body odor.

Are you excited?

I am excited, because I think the girls
think I've gone loopy and that they

don't understand why I'm so stressed
out. But I think when they see the

they're going to understand what I've
been doing all this time. It's been

crazy, crazy time.

The house has finally come together and
it's looking beautiful.

And we're super excited to share this
with everyone. It symbolizes my first

with Sergio, my first home that I own in
the Middle East. And we're still

together. We're not divorced from this.
So we wanted to celebrate the house and

just show everyone what we've built.

But I had a word with Yasmin, and I
think, you know, the one good thing is,

like, after the chat with her, she
understands that maybe it's a

miscommunication between the two of you.
Do you think you could have a better

relationship with Sergio?

I try, but he makes it very difficult
sometimes, that's all I'm going to say.

You do these jokes that fall flat.

You do jokes?

No, but they're different. I'm his wife,
darling. They're not funny for him.

You know I would do literally anything
for her. Yeah, I explain that to you.

I want to tell her, like, listen, I'm
not trying to be your father, but you

to respect me. And I love you, and I
will do anything for you.

There isn't a step -parent on the planet
that walks into any relationship and

the kids go, welcome.

And, you know, I'm actually proud of him
because, you know, being divorced

myself, I don't know if I would have
moved in with a man with three kids.

Yes, it's hard, but he hasn't quit. And
Sergio can pick up his bags and walk out

any day he wants.

I could tell you're the best stepdad any
girl could ask for. Honey, she's my

daughter. Right. Honey, I love you.
Thank you for making the effort. Go

because everyone's coming.

What do you think? Do you like it?

Beautiful.

But about ten minutes before these women
start coming here, Sergio and I want to

go in the middle. I'll put Chanel next
to Lisa, because she just has to have

her. The safety blanket.

Let's open the second bottle of
champagne. Gavin, you do it. Oh, wow.

Oh, hi.

Oh, my God, you look so good.

Welcome to the house, finally. It's so
pretty.

I love it. I love it. I wish you'd show
me around. The tree is everything.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take her in, darling.
Oh, my God, it's so beautiful. At night,

you will see the colors are amazing.

Wow.

I love your outfit. I wanted to match
the floor. I love it.

Hi, sweetheart. I want you guys both to
open this.

Why do I feel like your face is going to
be on it?

Oh, no.

Home is where the honey is. Home is
where the honey is. Honey. Honey.

Honey. Honey. Honey. Honey.

Honey. Honey. Honey. You know these are
going nowhere, right?

Actually, I like them here.

That looks perfect there. I love them.

Thanks for coming.

Oh, wow, beautiful.

How are you?

Good, you good?

Hi.

Look who's here.

Ah, Dawn.

How are you?

Dawn, Kevin, and I've known you.

You have met, right? And look what he
just bought me. It's a housewarming. One

of 20 in the world. It's a real present.
If you want to bring it.

What is this?

Berry, berry chicken.

It's really beautiful.

Where is everyone?

Close the door.

Close it.

Hello. Hi. How are you?

Where's the woman of the hour?

Are you saging the house?

It's brand new. Why do you need sage?

Because it's a good thing. She knows
exactly what she's doing. She's trying

get a rise out of me. And I will not
have my first dinner ruined by Brooke.

What's happening?

This is very positive.

Coming up.

Are you challenging my husband?

Is your husband challenging me?

He's been sticking up for me. Where's
your husband?

Stop it.

This is very positive.

Are you staging the house?

If you step five to my house, it's like
a blessing.

Why is he doing that with his man? I
don't want that man in my house.

Take that up with her.

This is absolutely stunning.

Isn't it beautiful?

Congratulations. This is gorgeous.

Me and Sam Barry have had a little bit
of a rocky year.

So I did the good thing that any good
friend would do, and I want to just

her home.

Ronnie, this is Caroline. Oh, my God,
Ronnie, you didn't tell me you were

bringing a friend. My friend, yes, she's
visiting from Jordan. She's staying

with me. Sorry. It's fine, it's fine.

You did not tell, I told you it was
heated.

Don't worry, we'll figure it out.
There's no food, no chair, nothing.

worry, we'll figure it out. Sorry,
Diane.

Her nail technician's with her.

I just simply don't get it. This is a
seated dinner with a chef.

You know, each person had their own
plate. It's not like I can just whip up

another meal.

You can't do that to me because I didn't
invite Saba because of that. Don't

worry about it.

Honey. Before she sets fire to my... Are
you going to just take that away from

me?

You like it?

I'll wait.

What is this? Hi, I'm Colleen. Hi.

Nice to meet you. I'm good.

Hi, Caroline.

Hi. Nice to see you. Nice to see you.
I'm good. Thank you. Thank you.

How are you? How you doing? Good. How
are you? I'm all right.

Tonight, I have no intentions of
speaking with Brooke.

I thought Brooks and I were good. Like,
we made up. I was ready and willing and

excited to move forward. Now I'm pissed.

Now I'm upset.

I'm in a tailspin at this point.

Hi! How are you? You look so good. You
too.

How are you? No rich today?

No. Oh, Rob's going to be pissed. How
are you?

Oh, my God, you look like a Spice Girl.

Okay, dinner time.

So, Brooks is here. My friend is here,
so I want to sit next to her.

How can we... Where's your husband
supposed to sit? Here, in front of you.

okay. So, your friend is here, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tara, Celine.

Perfect. Perfect.

Are you fasting right now? Yeah, but
it's breakfast time already.

So, ding, ding, ding.

This is the first dinner party I've had
in my home, and you all know I've

been... crazy lately, and this house
means so much to us. I have a few things

say.

Okay, well, let me finish, and then you
may.

This house is our first home together,
so I hope you love it as much as I do.

Congratulations!

Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank
you guys for coming.

Go on, Sergio.

You can sit now, honey.

Oh, my God.

Stay up with me, come on.

What do you say?

It's like Valentine's Day, she said,
too. Yeah.

Excuse me. When Michael drinks a little
too much, he talks too much.

Allegedly, Michael pays the mortgage,
every utility, clothing, everything.

Michael pays for all Caroline's
somebody's bills. Michael pays for

somebody's maid's bills. Do you know
that?

Because when he's drunk, he tells you.

Me and I, we're right there like, oh,
really? What up?

I'm extremely proud of you.

For me, it's like a baby because it's
the first thing I build with my wife,

Caroline. So it's very special.

I love you, honey, and I'm excited for
what life's like together here.

Great. Beautiful, Thaddeus.

Cheers.

So where's the baby room?

There is one upstairs. I'm sleeping in
it.

He wants a baby. You know me. I'm not
really sure I want to do it again.

I'm 47 this year.

I don't think I have the patience. I
barely have the patience for years.

The steak is really good. Excellent.

Sergio, cut to the chase.

The girls are all going to Bali.

Where are we going?

I forgot to say, and girls, I can't wait
for Bali.

Eat, pray, party. Lisa, have you been
getting the meals together?

You know, when it comes to me, we're
going to be eating lobster and caviar. I

love it. And guess what? The party, I
have the best clubs and the best

No one's talking about the praying.

Don't worry about that, honey.

No one's talking about the praying. No
one's talking about the spirituality and

the praying and the party.

We don't want to pray.

Who the f*** wants to go on holiday to
pray? Lisa, I get why some people don't

want to do pray because they need an
exorcism. It's the sign.

That is some fucking big bull. You got
to say who you're thinking needs

exorcism. Who needs exorcism?

They say your light bothers the ones
that are in the dark.

I just said what I said. Let it sink in.

I'm doing spiritual or spirit.

You don't know. These two get together
as a problem.

No, me and Carla.

These two.

No, no, those two.

When I know they're hanging out, I'm
worried for this guy and I'm worried for

myself. We end up in bushes.

I end up under a rock.

She crossed the wrong person.

Out of all these girls, I've known
Talene the longest.

And it was just such a great
disappointment that I defended her

Caroline. And then she goes and, like,
sips Caroline's Kool -Aid.

We're talking about the other night,
Caroline.

Oh, I was two sheets to the wind.

Oh, darling.

She used me to become friends with my
girlfriends.

So for me, it's really difficult because
it's like, where do we go from here?

I don't even know how we got through
that dinner.

Sorry, Caroline, fake?

What?

Seriously, like, what does that even
mean?

I'm not talking to you.

Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake,
fake.

Sorry,

Caroline, fake?

What? Like, what does that even mean?

I'm not talking to you.

I'm not talking to you.

No, but you said something. But I'm not
talking to you.

Okay, but you were going to tell me.

Okay, got it.

I'll throw my drink right in her ugly
face.

Numb job, I can't even move.

Where's Sarah?

Sarah, you're too far.

Hi, I love what you're wearing. The
table is so big, I feel like we're

missing... Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's so
big. Caroline, move down one, move down

one. Okay, I'm coming.

Hi, boo -boo.

Oh, I got to tell you something.

I was just over there in my food. I was
eating my food, just listening to fake

conversations. Like, fake, fake, fake,
fake, fake. Something goes, what? What's

fake? And then I go, I wasn't talking to
you.

Oh, my God. What happened?

I'm great.

Sergio, put music on.

Are you okay? No.

What just happened?

I'm talking to Sarah, and I hear
Caroline go, fake.

And I go...

What's fake?

I was like, me?

I'm being fake?

And she's like, oh, I'm not talking
about you. Did you say fake? No.

I did say fake. I said fake, but I
wasn't talking to her. Did I say tell

She's a quintessential gaslighter,
passive -aggressive. This woman called

beggar.

And I'm not bringing it up.

I'm not going to do that at your house.

I'm not going to do that because I
respect your home.

She's a beggar. She begged me for so
long. It was like almost a year begging.

Hey. Miss Ion. Are you guys okay?

No, we're fine.

I think she's very upset about the
beggar thing.

Oh.

She's not over it.

You know what? I'm going to say
goodnight. Thank you for having me.

sleep. Love you, gorgeous.

I know you've been working. Thank you.
Bye. Take care, honey. Bye, bye, bye.

Honestly, let's be real. I don't blame
Brooks for being mad at Talyn for what

Talyn did.

Because Talyn joined our group.

Brooks was there for her.

Tell him to switch on Bruce faster than
the wind and sandstorm in Dubai.

Cheers, my love.

Thank you. Thanks for having us. Oh, my
God. This is so nice.

You're becoming like family. I can't
wait to naked cannonball in your pool.

tonight, but it will happen. Please, not
tonight.

Well, Bernard is young.

Listen, I do not want to go to Bali with
drama.

We don't want to go to Bali with drama.

So you want to hear about it?

I don't know. Do I?

Do I? I don't know. Kind of. Okay, so
what's the problem? What did she say to

you? There was something about, as she
spoke, you said fake. No, but wait,

Brooke just said she said fake, but it
was not to her.

But no, no, no. But wait, Caroline, pay
attention.

I wasn't talking to her. If I want to
address Talene, I'll address Talene. So

you said it to the air? I am so sorry,
everybody. I wasn't speaking to you. You

got your apology, and you guys made up.
She apologized, and then you told me

that she said I'm a beggar. Hold on a
minute.

Stop. Then I asked you, what did she beg
for?

I was like, did she beg you money?

Did she beg you clothes? No, I said
everything.

You said everything.

Sarah. What?

I said everything.

Correct yourself, please.

I made it.

That's straightforward. That was the
message I gave. No, you're my girl, but

correct yourself. That was the exact
message I gave to you. I gave a vague

everything. Shame on you, Caroline.

Shame on you. You're a two -face. And
I'm not going to do this.

Then shut up.

Then I'm not. Drop it.

You drop it. You drop it. Drop your
drink.

She's so fake.

She's the one who's been causing this
with everyone, and everyone here knows

this. You're an alcoholic. Drop your
drink.

I am so sorry, guys.

I'm so sorry, Caroline. You've been
amazing.

But this is all the spinning.

Everyone is responsible.

Take a breath.

I feel like you're a yoga teacher.

Wait, hey.

Talene, stop drinking.

Stop drinking? You're slurring.
Drinking? That's cute. Come on now.

You do a lot all the time. It's amazing
that you can keep your eyes open right

now. You're my girl. Don't get me
started. We all do a lot. I do a lot

do you want to do? You want to do this?

It's my wife. You're not going to throw
my wife under the bus. So what do you

want to do?

What do I want to do?

Are you challenging my husband?

Is your husband challenging me?

He's been sticking up for me. Where's
your husband?

Stop it.

Honey,

you listen to this, honey.

Leave them. Do not get involved.

I don't give a damn about these cameras,
man. Let me tell you one thing. You

better shut your mouth.

You better shut your mouth.

Oh, my God. They are right by my B &B
Italia white sofa.

You don't understand how expensive that
sofa is. That sofa is like a mortgage.

Like, that sofa is art.

You don't sit on it. My dog sits on it,
on his Hermes blanket.

Thank you very much.

Sit down. Sit down.

Sit down.

Sit down.

I've been moved in less than a week, so
I really don't need the police on my

doorstep right now.

In this group, I'm not shocked these
things happen. But do these things

in Dubai?

Never.

You can go to jail for screaming in the
streets.

But what's embarrassing is that they're
doing this.

in somebody's house, in their
housewarming party, in front of their

Next

time

on The Real Housewives of Dubai.

Let me call Brooks, man. Where is she?

She's not answering.

I'm worried.

You were chasing her, saying, where's
your husband? Where's your husband?

dirty what you're doing.

You haven't even dealt with Sarah yet.

No. A few days ago, the most juiciest
voice landed into my WhatsApp.

Voice know that I sent you?

I cannot trust you now. We're going to
need a refill.