All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Dubai – S2E2

Previously on The Real Housewives of
Dubai.

Lisa, you didn't say it was going to be
in the beach?

Woo! What the hell?

Next time, wedges.

I brought you a guest just like you.
There's so much sweetness and juices and

deliciousness in it.

That is the biggest compliment she's
ever paid me. We had the best time,

actually. Don't steal my best friend.

I love how we're, like, kind of
coordinating.

We do match. The ring.

Talene is one of my closest girlfriends
in Dubai.

You got to know Stanbury a little bit at
Beyonce.

Yeah. She said that you fell over and
she was like, oh, is that how she has

The way it was brought to me was, I
can't believe Talene behaves like this.

said that to you? Yeah.

There you go. Did she consume a bottle
of tequila before she got here? What is

happening here? I literally...

Opened up to you about my story. Then I
see you calling me a victim going

everywhere. I said your story is not an
excuse for you to be mean to people.

You are not a good person. Maybe you
should check your soul. Maybe you should

buy your own clothes, Chanel. Instead of
doing all these face surgeries, get

your soul surgery.

The only thing old about me, darling, is
my money.

In the land of excess, I find my riches
within.

Take it from me. If you know how to
stage show, you'll never get burned.

I may be building glass houses, but
you'll never see me crash.

The desert might be hot, but I always
find the shade.

If you're jealous of me, that's okay,
honey. I would be too.

Is the oven on? I'm thinking, like, we
do some smoked salmon.

All right, guys, come on. Where are you
taking them? I'm going to take them to

West Beach.

Okay. Let's go. We're going to go. All
right, let's prep some of this because

the girls are going to come over. We're
not going to be carving it too much.

Todd, is Sienna going to go like this?

Yeah, but she needs shoes.

All right, where's their shoes?

Oh, my God.

Where would shoes be? They'd be in a
closet, right? You do not know where her

closet is?

Here. All right.

Where's Jeej?

Oh, my God.

Those are my nipple pasties. What are
you doing with my nipple pasties?

No, no, Jeej, Jeej.

My house is a gentanos.

Gentanos in Armenian means it's
literally a mental institution.

We don't touch the nippies, okay?

Let's make one put together.

I have two kids that are under four,
Gigi and Sienna.

And I have my husband, who's like
basically my third child.

You could put a little bit more effort
into this. He doesn't know where the

shoes are, where the socks are. He
barely knows where their room is. Hold

hold up. Are you sure her feet are not
too big for these, babe? Are we still on

shoegate, or what's happening? This is
the hardest thing I've ever done in my

life.

I'm changing his diapers.

All right. Let's go.

Oh, someone's here. I hear a door
knocking.

Hi. How are you doing?

Sarah, nice meeting you. It's a
pleasure.

Oh, my God, look how cute you look. I'm
all in my slippers.

So, Sarah, you're from Dubai?

Yeah, I'm in Marathi. My dad's been here
since the 80s.

Rafi's father was a contractor in Abu
Dhabi, and when Rafi finished university

in Texas, he came here to take over.
They did the Emirates Palace, most of

golf courses.

So much of what you see was built by my
husband and his family.

All right, babe.

Love you. Take care. I gotta take this
one?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you gonna be okay?

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be great. All right.
Y 'all girls have fun. Bye.

Bye.

Oh, my God.

Where's Brooks?

Definitely late as usual.

Fashionably late. Yup.

Is she Arab?

You never know. Because she has that
aspect in her. I'm five minutes away and

it's like three hours away. I know, I
know.

Yeah. You could say Armenians are like
Middle Easterns, right? Very similar.

100%, yeah. The culture is similar. The
food is similar. We're all about family.

Same. Would you want to be with a Middle
Eastern guy? I don't mind. I know. I'm

very open. Now that you told me your
type.

I just want the guy who's kind and
pathetic and I'm spiritual, so I want

who's spiritual.

I'm thinking.

Scanning your database.

This is like the Armenian mother in me.
Like, I'm already trying to set you up.

Good luck finding a spiritual guy who's
kind and nice.

I think I have someone in mind.

Yeah. How did that happen so fast? Since
doing spiritual healing.

I'm very open to love right now, but
Dubai is such a melting pot of cultures.

Some people come to Dubai not to stay
for long, to get whatever they want and

leave. So it's hard to find someone that
you can have a relationship with. I'm

37. I ain't got time for that.

Hello!

Hi! Why are you on fire right now? Oh,
man.

Oh, my God.

You look gorgeous.

Drinks. What do you want to drink?

Champs in the freezer.

No, give her some tea with lemon for her
voice.

And then you could just spike it with a
little bit of tequila. Okay, I got you.

Double up on the tequila shot.

There's no tequila shot right now. I'm
going to do champagne.

Let's go to the balcony, girls.

This is the view.

Wow. I know. You got the Atlantis on
that side.

So the goal is a villa on the palm.
Inshallah soon.

Inshallah. Why not?

We live on the Palm, which my husband
actually helped build. It's this

incredible island built in the shape of
a palm. It's expensive real estate. If

you're on the Palm, like, you did
something right in your life. I don't

live on the Palm. A lot of expats live
there, the ones that want to...

Show off.

Cheers. Amazing tea I'm drinking today.

Where's your tea?

We're starting off on a good note. Oh,
there's your tea. Thank you, Stevie.

Thank you.

L 'chaim.

Let's talk about my voice. I sound like
a prepubescent.

Prepubescent. I sound like a
prepubescent boy.

How are you feeling?

I'm feeling really good. When I'm around
Talene, I'm, like, in my comfort zone.

Yeah. I have my two closest friends at
this table right now. Who I call in the

middle of the night, who I cry with,
laugh with. You guys are the most

authentic. And then we have these
people, i .e., Ayan, Lisa, and Caroline.

think Danbury is getting closer to them,
by the way. Good. Congrats.

No, I don't think so. I think, like,
we're just all trying to get along.

Hi. How are you?

Very good.

I'm so hungover. Are you? Oh, my God.

Hi, gorgeous people. Gloves again.

How are you, girl?

Good. Good, good, good. We were just
catching up. She said she's hungover.

not drinking alcohol for very long. Oh,
that's what I said.

No, very good morning, madam.

Hi. Hi.

Thank you. I'll have a fresh watermelon.

Fresh watermelon juice.

I'm going to have a Go Green and the
yogurt parfait.

I'll have some pineapple because I like
pineapple. Thank you so much. Would you

ever thought three of us would sit down
and actually enjoy each other? This

is... Monumental.

I know.

And it's so quiet. I needed this. It was
too much for me yesterday.

Somebody was literally yelling and
yelling in my ear. It was too loud.

Pauline does talk a lot. Yes, but I
don't mind the talking.

I mind the voice. It's like squeaking.

Pauline, she was... She reminds me of
this bird in South Africa. It's called

Hadida.

She's a bad. She's a bad.

I was exhausted mentally from it.

That's how I felt about you last year.

Mentally exhausting as well. So now
welcome to your own boat. You've just

someone worse. No, no, no, no, no.

How do you feel about the whole thing
with Sarah?

What she said really, really.

Not me. I've never played victim in my
life. You're a survivor, not a victim.

I'm a survivor. 100%. I think, like, God
chose me. I think that word triggers

you when she uses it. Because you don't
use that on somebody that's gone through

so much stuff. Agreed. But she's not
meaning it that way. But I don't know.

didn't tell me that.

The interview that she did, it was not,
oh, Ayaan is a victim of the

circumstance. It was Ayaan is playing
victim.

Sarah was ambushed.

She got offended and she attacked me and
she's like, you're a demon.

It's like Jekyll and Hyde. The one day
she wants to heal, the next day she

to like be a shady witch.

Pick which one you want to be.

You can see that anything you say to her
triggers her. I did not say you were

never a victim. You were when you were
young. But today as a woman, you're not

victim. I said she was playing a victim
as in like every time she does anything

wrong, she says I was traumatized when I
was a kid. So that's her excuse to bad

behavior. Stop victimizing yourself.

personally with my dad, the last time I
saw him was 26 years ago, and I have

never got an apology from him.

So I feel like yesterday I was that
little girl with Sarah trying to be

please just tell me what you said was
wrong so we can move on. Yeah.

You know, when my dad used to beat me, I
used to feel like I used to be such a

scared little girl.

So scared.

So let me be happy. If you see me happy,
let me smile. Let me joke. Let me be

silly because...

It's hard. I put a lot of things inside,
so I don't have to feel it.

That broken girl is still living in her,
and that's not okay.

But I'm going to help her. I'm telling
you, I'm not. I know I should let people

drown sometimes, but I can't. You're a
savior.

Yesterday, everything was complete and
utter chaos. The whole me toppling over,

landing in a man's lap.

It's not okay. That's not respectful.

And I was just like, well, I'm glad I
got a Brazilian.

You're welcome. I'm just going to make a
joke about it. I like how you handle

things. No, because it's not okay.

It's not for her to go and tell
everybody that Sergio saw your female

I definitely did not say it the way
she's repeating it.

Listen, if it's coming from Brooke, you
cannot believe it. PTSD.

I've been here before with Caroline
Brooke. Peace with stuff.

That's just what she does. You said to
me, this one called you and told you I

wasn't important.

Did Stanberry say that she wasn't
important? No, she didn't say that. So

said it. I did.

Talene, tread lightly, girl. I like
Brooks a lot, you know. We all do.

We all like her.

I'm disappointed.

You know, like yesterday, I feel
actually she came guns blazing for me.

She was very team Talene.

Brooks is 100 % out to have an issue
with me. Clearly, it's not just the joke

said about Tarlene, because I can't
believe anything really offends Tarlene.

Like, really, I mean, come on. Like, I'm
not even going to go there with

Tarlene. I told her how I meant it. You
can accept it. Or not. Or not. She seems

quite rational.

I think she will. Yeah, I think she
will. Even yesterday when you explained

Talene, on her own, got it.

She got it, yeah.

Talene is one of my best friends.

I've known her for almost a decade. I
don't joke like that because you're

talking about a wife and the mother of
two children who's just having a good

time. And you're a hypocrite because
I've seen Caroline on a few nights out.

Okay, don't do what she did. Don't talk
about her now because then you'll be

like her.

I think we need a little woosa.

What's that?

Woosa, woosa, woosa.

Words by Palo Santo.

Palo Santo?

Palo Santo. Oh, my God.

I love you, girl. I love you, too. Oh,
my God.

Coming up next.

Do you think it's normal that you go
with your ex -husband on a trip?

We're fine.

Saj, I've remarried. Like, stop. You
don't cry.

Oh, my God, everything looks so
beautiful.

So we've received the final samples from
the U .S., so now it's the last trial.

Have a look how the pink blends into the
purple. So pretty.

Oh, we're going to be rich.

We are going to be rich, rich.

I never thought I would be this rich.
I'm going to be Rihanna rich. I'm

a beauty line, and it's called I Am
Beauty. I started it with my business

partner, Tony Mouth.

She's a celebrity makeup artist. She
does covers of Vogue. Like, there's

that she doesn't shoot.

We met each other 15 years ago, shooting
a magazine.

I can't believe your name is surrounding
us. I'm deaf -faced and creative.

Tony is creative and Chris is business.

Whatever I want, I just go, and he does
it.

It's quite impressive.

How are you, honey?

Chris, did you notice I have three
Somali girls here today?

The color!

Seeing it on all of you in different
skin tones, I'm so excited. A lot of my

models are Somalis because I want to
help girls like me, and I want to give

because I feel like if I was given hope,
I'd probably be the leader of the

earth. Yeah.

Thank you, my models. You all look
stunning.

Let's sit down. Let's talk about some
business things. I know that you don't

like to do numbers.

Because it's too much for my mental
state to remember.

It's a lot.

There's something I'd like to go over a
little bit with you ladies. Some of the

forecasts.

What's a forecast?

Like the weather? No.

As we're putting together the final
business plan here, some of the things

we need to understand is the return
rate, the inventory levels as well, lead

time. As you're getting online orders.

He's out.

It's her break.

Sure, sure, sure.

Oh, my God.

I'm sorry. I'm really tired. I cannot
even concentrate.

Why? I couldn't sleep because we met
with all the girls for lunch.

And Sarah started talking about how
spiritual she is.

But then I was just, like, shocked
because of what she said about me. You

the whole world that I'm playing victim
with my story.

So I said stuff that... She shouldn't
have said.

Yeah. Did I appreciate what she did to
me? Absolutely not.

But I could have expressed my pain in a
better way. I can say something very

hurtful, but then in 10 minutes later,
I'm like...

Like, I care for people. I see the good
in people.

I think God could have made me a
prophet.

I wasn't listening, she wasn't
listening, so we're just going back and

That's why I think I should write a
letter, because that's more easier for

read it while I'm trying. When was the
last time you wrote a letter?

I think when I wrote a letter, the 10
reasons why I should marry you. I

remember. You better feel so special,
because you're the only person I've

a letter to before we got married, and
she's the second person. Well, we

wouldn't have got married if it wasn't
for that letter. I know.

These boys are getting good.

If I score, I have a chance to win.

Goal.

There doesn't have to be a goal.

Oi, referees don't play.

Goal, mummy.

See, girls are good at football.

I'm starving.

I feel like you are such a sage dad.

No, I just support them in what they
love. They love football. They do love

football. And I love that they love it.
I know you love that they love it. I

think every English dad on the planet
wants their sons to love football.

So your mum comes tomorrow.

Yeah, which is really exciting.

How do you feel?

I'm actually really looking forward to
seeing her. I miss her. Yeah, yeah.

Me too. The plan is to get her to want
to stay longer, want to move here. Just

kidding.

You guys get along really well.

We do, yeah.

I think for her, her only resentment
towards you is the fact that you took

best friend away.

My mom is my best friend. We talk on the
phone all the time. When I moved to

Dubai, my mom actually took the night
shift.

in her hospital so that she's on the
same time zone as me so that we can talk

every day. You did tell her I was only
going to be in Dubai for two years and

now we're going on 10.

So for me, this is home, right? But my
mom wants me to move

back to Miami because she loves her
grandchildren.

I feel a lot of guilt about that. Me
too. I do feel so much guilt. For them

for her. Yeah.

As an expat, people see the glorious
side of it. You get to live in this

fabulous city, but a lot of us struggle
with not having the family support.

For me, as a Jamaican, my grandma pretty
much raised me, so not having my mom

continue that tradition, it's just
really difficult.

I would love it if my mom lived in
Dubai.

I'd be cool with that.

Your mom's young.

Tell her on the beaches, the sunshine.

We'd get her an apartment so she'd have
her own independence.

I don't think she'd want to live with us
anyways.

I am not the quietest in the bedroom.

Yeah, true. Let's get her an apartment.

Coming up next.

So, I wrote you a letter.

Dear Dr.

Sarah.

Put your hands up.

Hi.

Can I please order this orange drink,
the sweet one?

Yes,

thank you.

Thank you so much.

I'm waiting for my friend. I think she's
over there.

Oh, my God. I love what you're wearing.
Me, too.

How are you?

I'm good. How are you? You look so good.

Thank you. Were you in a meeting?

Yeah, yeah.

How's everything?

Good. All good. How's things with you?
Oh, man. I'm still recovering from that

branch.

It was a lot.

It was a lot. It was a lot.

Excuse me. Hi. How are you? Sorry to
bother you. Do you need something to

Oh, this is sparkling. I need still
water, please. Still water. Yeah, yeah.

So, I brought you here because after our
branch thing.

I felt really bad because I think I
chose a lot of words that I shouldn't

used. It wasn't okay. I couldn't sleep.

So I wrote you a letter.

What? Yes. So this is very special
coming from my heart. Okay.

Dear Dr.

Sarah. No doctor. Yes, of course doctor.

Of course, of course. It's important.

I would like to apologize.

It was the wrong time to bring up the
conversation with you because it was in

front of everybody.

Because my darling, now we have bad
blood. You wrote to my darling? Yes, to

darling. Oh, I'm so good at writing. I
should write a book. You wrote this

alone? Yes.

How about you say it was the wrong time
to bring up the conversation?

Why up?

Because you're bringing it up.

Damn, you're good. I know. And then I
was like, I'm open to forgive you and

the page.

Love, Ayan. I also want to apologize to
you because of what I said. Although I

didn't mean it in this way, I don't feel
good that she felt bad.

So, I'm sorry.

I have something for you. What do you
have? I love your bag. I think I'm going

to steal the bag.

Open your hands.

Every time you feel like the decision to
open up was wrong, and every time your

culture and your people try to take you
down because you are yourself, just

remember you are this.

You're an angel.

I love you.

Look at this and let it give you
strength.

I love you. It is. Every time you feel
like...

Your power is going down because of what
people do.

I understand now why she misunderstood
what I said. So I do regret saying it. I

also feel bad that she was going through
a hard time and I didn't know about it

because I would have loved to be there
because that's what friends do. So I

think the best thing we can do from now
on, if you ever hear anything about me.

Immediately come to me. I think that's a
good idea. Because I feel like all our

problems in the group is she said, she
said, she did this, she did that. The

exact same thing that somebody is going
through now has happened to me.

With who? With Brooke? With Brooke,
yeah.

But you know she's a good person deep
down inside.

No. She is. No. But you like to think
everybody's good. Because benefit of the

doubt. Maybe you need to get the doubt
out.

You mean keep the doubt in?

I don't want to doubt her. I believe
she's a good person. And I say get the

doubt out.

Okay, now I'm confused.

English is so fucking weird. I'd rather
stick to Arabic. Exactly.

You can speak Arabic.

For example.

That's all Arabic I know.

You want it. Bring it on.

Looking good. If you want to go and get
it, you know you should.

Hi, ladies.

How did we do yesterday?

I don't know. I should tell you or not.

There is a leeching under the sink of my
room.

No, this is unacceptable.

Make sure that gets done today, please.
Yes?

Everything at Glass Up is non -stop.

I'm literally here all day, every day.

Sorry. Why is Sarah here? Isn't it her
day off?

I told her not to come today.

I don't understand because we are way
overstaffed today. You're her GM. She

needs to listen.

Scheduling issues.

Things are breaking.

I feel like I'm losing my mind.

Hello, hello.

Hi, my love. Hi, guys. Hi, guys. How are
you?

Oh, my God. Do you have pearls on your
jacket?

You're so fancy, Mom.

Say hi to Auntie Caroline.

Oh my God, does she have a handbag?

I cannot even.

She refuses to leave the house without
it. Let's go sit down.

Gigi, what color are you going to do
today?

Oh, good choice, Gigi. Just a little hot
pink action.

If I had a son, it would be a lot harder
to do stuff like this. Like, you didn't

get to do this with Adam. Nothing, but I
made sure his hair was long, so I got

to put it on.

I remember when Zoran cut it.

You were in tears. You guys were still
married. I was beyond tears. I feel like

that's why you guys got divorced.

No, that wasn't the reason. No, but that
was a straw that broke the camel's

back. The curls never grew back the
same. I know. In all of the pains I went

through in my marriage, my divorce, how
much depression I went through, don't

you see a difference in how happy I am?
You're actually the calmest I've seen

you. Actually, Caroline, you're a two
-faced bitch, okay?

Shut up, bitch.

Not because of Sarah.

She's a real friend.

Sarah's been really helpful. She
encouraged me to go to healing.

She said it will help me.

How many healing sessions have you gone
to so far?

What?

So what's that?

It's a calming oil.

A calming oil?

Don't wink.

Why, do you think I need it?

Okay. All right.

So, on Monday night, we're going to host
a small little gathering with my

family. Yeah.

I want everybody to come.

My family can meet the girls.

But I am inviting Danbury.

Really? Yeah.

We know how you need to understand.

Like, she is so nasty to you. I feel
like we kind of started out a little

I just want to move past that. I love
Brooke and her loyalty and the fact that

she really is trying to protect me. But
I'm not one to hold grudges.

I really do want to give Danbury the
benefit of the doubt, and I want to move

past it. Let me make that decision on my
own.

You get over things faster than me.
Like, you could let go easily with her

because you don't know her that well. I
know her very well, and so I can't do

the fake smile.

With the teeth.

She's super teethy. Very teethy.

Oh, my God.

Coming up.

Daniel, Sarah, how gorgeous is this?

Wow.

Oh, my God, babe.

What did you bring?

Speaking my language, this is a lot,
babe.

How are you? You look good. This is
amazing. You like this? The setup?

It's cute, right?

I know.

Rafi and I throw, I would say, the most
epic parties in Dubai. And I know that

is a huge statement to say.

They're at my mom's with Jamie.

When it comes to our party planning, we
have a down pack. The kids are out. The

alcohol is stocked up.

You already started.

No. Five o 'clock somewhere.

Yeah, I think the edge off.

When I first moved to Dubai, there were
a lot more restrictions regarding

alcohol. It could only be served in a
hotel. They've gotten a lot more lenient

with their laws to cater to expats. If
you have a license, you can order

Thank God.

So how many people we got coming
tonight?

It's going to be about 20 people.

Yeah. I think Lisa can't make it,
though. She's picking up her mom from

airport.

Max, Sebi, don't break it.

Christian, you hold the balloon that has
this on it. And then, Sebi, you turn

around so Grandma can see the board.

Okay, I got to take photos of you guys.

So cute.

I am super excited.

My mom is flying in from Miami.

Grandma's going to be so surprised. She
doesn't know you guys are going to be

here. The boys absolutely love when
Grandma's in town. She always comes with

really good gifts, and she's really good
in FIFA, which is a football game.

I mean, they'll never get that from me.

Don't pop the balloon.

Debbie, the floor is so dirty.

I see her.

Do you see Grandma?

Hi. Hello,

Grandma.

How are you?

Welcome back.

Where is the Biden?

I'm going to go and get ready for
Talin's party.

There's so many things here, it's crazy,
no?

This is the wallpaper for the new house.
All my sunglasses and shoes.

Clothes.

Don't put her on there with all my
clothes, thank you. No, honey.

No. Come here, Chloe.

Come on, Chloe. It's my baby.

You cannot give me one, so I get this
one.

But listen, I want to take care of the
expensive things, right?

So shoes and bag, we will have to do
that.

Yeah, we'll move it to the house
ourselves, and the rest we'll have them

In my head, we're moving soon. We're
about a week out.

But, like, for the last three months,
I've been saying to Michael, the end of

next week, the end of next week. I was
only meant to be there two weeks. I'm

there three months.

You've got stuff everywhere.

I think it's all the way in the back
corner. I need to get my North Face

What are all these Celine boxes for?
Holy shit.

It's organized chaos. I know where
everything is in there. Yeah?

Okay, I'm going to leave you guys. I'll
see you back down in a bit. Okay, love

you. And then we've got all this stuff
to move for the bathrooms.

You know, I get like claustrophobic
here.

So we've got Yasmin's college trip
coming up.

Someone told me that I'm not allowed on
that trip.

Well, obviously, it's her college trip
with her dad.

So do you think it's normal that you go
with your ex -husband on a trip seven

days to the U .S.? Anything can happen.

Yasmin is going to college next year, so
she's going to go to America for the

college tour. But, you know, she's
decided that she only wants me and my ex

-husband, Jem, to go.

We're going to fly together in the
plane.

Sergio, of course I'm going to fly
together on the plane.

I don't think I can do it, honey. It's
just a lot, like just featuring my wife

with the ex -husband on a new honeymoon.

It's not a honeymoon. I know, but it's
just... It's a university tour.

I mean, I could not be in a more polar
opposite relationship of what I've just

come out of.

My ex -husband traveled all the time for
work. Unfortunately, the trip got put

forward, so I have to leave tomorrow.

Every two weeks he was gone.

Sergio, on the other hand, can't travel
to the Dubai Mall without me.

It's just a part of you going with your
ex -husband.

Don't cry.

There's just too much sun on my face
right now. We are not going to go back

together. Okay, but why... And even if
we became a family again, you could

live with me.

You're kidding me.

I'm kidding.

You're kidding me right now.

Coming up.

Come on in, guys. Come on in. This looks
amazing.

Caroline is such a two -faced little
bitch.

I am going to be cool.

My parents are here, and my sister.

Hey! Hi!

I'm good. You look so good.

You look great.

Come, guys. You want a drink?

Dad's checking out the spread.

Yeah, look at that.

I love how my mom just goes straight to
the kitchen and starts working.

Mom, relax.

Just have a drink.

Okay.

My parents were actually born in Jordan,
and they moved to the States at a young

age. My father was 13, and he worked his
ass off. ass off to be the most badass

lawyer. He has a law firm in Abu Dhabi
and in Washington,

D .C. So they have a house here and in
the States. And when I had my children,

they were like, we got to come here a
lot more.

They didn't care about me. I think they
care more about the grandkids. Cheers.

Cheers, guys.

I'm so happy you guys are all here. I
wanted everyone to meet you guys.

Oh my gosh! Hi!

What's up?

How are you?

What do you mean? What is this? How are
you doing?

This is my sister, Lo.

You look alike. You do look alike. Yeah,
and we sound the exact same, by the

way.

Talk. Sound the exact same. Oh, my God.
It is the same. It is the same.

Do they trick you on the phone? They do.
All the time.

Welcome to the party.

Oh, my God. Is this a condo in a
propaganda?

Wow.

I hear the sound of shaking.

Thank you.

You look good, Sean.

I miss you. Do I see Silva?

Silva's here.

Silva! Look at this smorgasbord.

Oh, my goodness.

Silva. Love you.

Your daughter knows how to throw a good
party. Can I have a margarita?

Brian! You look gorgeous.

We've got friends.

What's up, bro?

Now the party's here.

Wow.

Everybody, caviar.

Do you guys do Cavs?

Cavskies? Cavskies? Don't ever say that
again.

Oh,

I am here with the gown. You're giving
me Whitney Houston vibes and the

bodyguard. I brought you a gift. The
only thing I have is Christmas, though.

don't have anything else.

That's good because Christmas is my
favorite time of the year. Thank you.

It's definitely a re -gift.

That's been sitting in our house for at
least six and a half years.

But I'll take it, and I'll probably re
-gift it.

Hi, you look good.

Hi. How are you? You look so good. You
too.

What are you wearing? I look like a
queen.

I love what you're wearing. Purple suits
you.

Did you get a drink?

Water. Of course.

Hey, it's Thanksgiving!

Thank you for having us.

I don't even want to say hi to the
bitch.

Oh, you're the cupping.

Yeah, he's really good.

Everyone's been using him, and he's so
good.

If it were me, she wouldn't be at my
party.

Come on in, guys. Come on in, please.

But, you know, Talene is trying to be
the president's wife and be friends with

everyone. What would you like to drink,
my darling?

She's learning from Letha. She's
becoming like a freaking pageant queen.

wants to be the United Nations letter.

Caroline is such a two -faced little
bitch.

Be cool. Be cool. I am going to be cool.

I'm totally cool.

Totally cool.

Brooks!

Brooks! Live.

Hey, get over here.

All right, let's go.

How are you?

Hi, love.

How are you? Good.

How are you? I hope you waxed your
vagina this time.

I love you. I love you.

You always sound so good.

I farted. Oh, God.

I'll sniff your farts all day. I'll
marry you.

Oh, my God. No.

Brooks, no.

I've noticed Brooks is feeling the
pressure of work. She's at her office

like 2 a .m. And then lately I've
realized that Brooks has been drinking

Brooks, help me, please. Help me.

But... That's not a good coping
mechanism.

Just, no, no, no, feel it. No, feel it
in your gut.

How are you feeling?

It's a bit weird.

What happened?

I saw you guys were so close.

I'm really confused about what's going
on. I'm confused.

You kind of expect it from someone you
don't know, but not someone you let into

your life.

Like, I really don't need this bullshit.

It's spicy.

I go, let's burn it.

And I don't need what's going on with
her to affect my relationship with

Tarlene. She seems really nice.

Hey, y 'all. These look good. Hey, y
'all. Does that move that you do with

hips? Do that one. I can't bend over in
this. Are we all going to see the hoo

-ha that Caroline likes to talk about so
much?

Should I give her a little hoo -ha? A
little hoo -ha. I mean, give me two more

spicy margaritas and I'll give her a
little hoo -hoo. Hoo -hoo.

Who needs those sides?

We all do.

Yeah, I don't.

needs a shot, not that.

I'm not that surprised Brooks and
Tarlene are wasted because every time

seen them lately, they're wasted.

I'd have had to get there before the
party had started to see them sober, I

think. I think 100 % she dumped you.
I've never been dumped by a girlfriend.

Oh my God.

They're my things. I'm like a fucking
kid breastfeeding her mom.

Well, it's making us bond. How about
that? I know, I know, I know.

So wait, don't look.

There's some really hot guy all the way
behind them. His name is Daniel.

I'm setting Sarah up.

What? Oh, my God. He's a sweetheart.

Daniel, Daniel.

Daniel, come. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, no. Shut up, guys. Come.

Hi.

Did you guys meet?

I didn't. How are you? Daniel, Sarah.

How gorgeous is she?

Thank you so much. What do you do in
Dubai?

I run a tech company. I'm a public
speaker.

How long have you known Rassi and I?
Actually, I don't like this guy very

What's going on over here? You always
want to be involved.

I'm good.

She wants to introduce me to this guy. I
don't want to be introduced to a guy.

My track record with men is horrible.

But at the same time, I don't need
anyone to set me up with somebody. Thank

Talin.

No thanks.

Cheers.

Hey,

hey, hey.

Arriba, arriba.

Mom, get over here. Let's get a picture.

How are my boobs?

Your boobs are lit.

Super perky.

Salud. Cheers.

Take a shot.

Were tequilas chatting?

Bartender!

One more!

You're fired!

Arriba! What did he mean by that?

All over the world. Oh my God, I thought
he said, when do you get your good

stuff? What the fuck she asked?

Stop! No, no.

Thank you. Thank you.

I've missed you a little bit. Even
though you're a bitch to me.

Well, be nice to me. We've been friends
for a long time.

Don't be a bitch to me. Be nice to me.

Oh,

my God. Drunk people. Drunk people.

What's going on? Where are they going?

I've been a little bit upset. I'm not
going to lie.

No, but wait.

If I can be the jelly to the peanut
butter, you guys can make this work. I'm

going to go. Where are you going?

To have fun with Sergio.

Just do your thing. Do your thing.

When it comes to Brooks and Stanberry,
both of them always talk to me about

their issues. I feel like a priest in a
confession room.

But I am sick of it. Why don't you just
talk to each other?

I can't always be your messenger because
the messenger always gets shot.

I've been a little fat.

No.

I've been a little fat.

No. You've been winding stuff up with
Talene, she told me. About what?

About me not liking her. Me telling you
I don't like her. I said that to her?

Yeah. You sure? Yes, positive.

I ate a lot of food. My son loves sushi.
Can you ask him to pack some for me?

Absolutely. Because we ain't going to
have enough for us.

Charlene?

Check, please.

Hi. Our conversation started with the
fact that she now just sat here and said

that you said to her that I said you
don't like her very much.

You told me, you're like, look,
Caroline's not your fan.

It was presented to me in a way where
she was, like, talking shit about me.

Like, Caroline doesn't like you very
much.

Caroline's saying that your pussy hole
was showing at Atlantis the Royale. I've

never used the word, like, vagina hole.

I'm a 13 -year -old boy.

This is a lot of tension about my
vagina. There is tension between you

Yes, because I defended you.

I'm fine with it. I have consent over
the fact that my vagina has been spoken

about. Let's drop it.

Caroline's saying if this is any
indication of how she's going to behave.

Excuse me.

You disrespected my friend.

But we're okay.

Then let it go.

So you let it go. I did.

If you're fine with falling into another
man's lap, I'm fine too.

But she explained that I really want to
move past it.

I like to just hit it straight on.

I don't want this again.

Are you guys okay?

I don't appreciate when people say my
married friends and their husbands are

looking at vaginas. I don't appreciate
it.

You know me more than they do. She is
loyal to a fault.

And she has known me for a long time.

Brooks is taking this like a what? That
is supposed to be funny. Is this

ridiculous? No, no.

Brooks is reaching.

She's trying to make her feel like she
did something wrong. It was funny.

Funny.

Can we laugh? I don't like the way
she... Okay, anyway, you don't know this

woman from a hole in the wall. I just
want to know what's... From a can of

paint. I can't talk to that.

She can't hold her eyes open.

It's like, you know, trying to have a
conversation with Jabba the Hutt.

Is my pain from a place of nowhere?

We are not going back. Seriously, this
little stuff, we've got to figure it

How to not argue. Well, why would Anne
-Marie just leave right now? Let her go

because she's a f***ing dump.

No, don't say that.

I don't give a f***.

We're going to leave.

It's like one -one.

But why? Why? What's happening? She's
gone crazy, didn't she? She's gone

I've seen it all with Brooke.

Right now, she's under a lot of stress.

So I think a lot of things might be
heightened.

But there's something deeper here.

This is more than the vagina.

This is more than the vagina.

Check, please!

Next time on The Real Housewives of
Dubai.

I have a date, which is not a date.
You're not going to have a date.

Uh -oh.

Do you believe in aliens?

If I was Daniel, my ass would be out the
door as quick as you know.

Mommy. When are you moving to Dubai?

When are you coming home?

I don't think we're going to leave.

Ayaan called me and told me I called
Carolina.

I feel like you're not being completely
honest with me and there's more going

on.

After two months, I'm finally able to
say goodbye to Carolina and Sergio.

Let's party!

Ayaan invited Brooke.

You uninvited her?

Yes. Why would I do that?