All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Dubai – S2E13

Previously, this season on the Real
Housewives of Dubai.

Go, go, go!

Oh,

epic fail!

Sarah, I heard you have a German and an
African man. Are we exclusive but not

exclusive? Yes.

So Akeel made me drop a huge podcast
interview because the guy is shirtless.

You do have a beautiful embryo. Okay, I
get emotional now.

Sergio's ovaries are on fire.

Are we actually having a baby or not?

Right now, no.

Don't call me and say she's talking shit
about me. That's my opinion.

I've been friends with Brooks for almost
a decade.

This. Colleen, stop drinking.

Drinking? That's you. Come on. Don't get
me started. You fucking begging ass

bitch. We've been through so many
struggles together.

We're good.

I think we're fine. I think so, too.

I am. That you take accountability for
the voice note you played us. The voice

note that I sent you?

Yeah. I'm sorry, Lisa. I cannot trust
you now. Excuse me? She betrayed my

Girl, where is your loyalty?

My friend literally called me out and
said she doesn't trust me.

Lisa, somebody stole your best friend,
babe.

I don't want you to get too close to
that babe, because I'm jealous.

Thank you all for being here. Today is
the launch of Mina Rose Skincare line.

You know, it's just a weird location to
have the services that I provide in my

salon. Okay. It was the branding,
though.

It was like, you don't have a business,
bitch, if I couldn't freaking take you

anywhere.

I was called bitch too many times.

And I will call you a bitch again if you
keep acting like one.

I went to Lisa, like, calm the down, but
I couldn't because I don't embarrass my

friend in front of everyone. You are
ghetto.

The only thing old about me, darling, is
my money.

In the land of excess, I find my riches
within.

Take it from me, if you know how to
stage show, you'll never get burned.

I may be building glass houses, but
you'll never see me crap.

The desert might be hot, but I always
find the shade.

If you're jealous of me, that's okay,
honey. I would be too.

Good morning.

Morning.

Gordy. You look beautiful. Thank you so
much. I needed to go back out and try to

learn how to golf this morning. I am
carving.

Girls, eat. Thank you for ordering.

I think Rich and Lisa are here.

Hey, how are you? Good morning.

We're coming from golf. I'm not really
sure that's what happened, but that's my

story. I woke up in my husband's bed and
I'm like, what the hell?

He was playing golf with me.

I'm just waking up. Oh, I didn't sleep.

Rich is like, let's go have breakfast.

And I'm like, okay, put my Dior mask on.

Oh, that's a great one. I hope that's
breakfast.

Hey. You guys got matching pajamas?

That's so cute.

I'm not a pajama guy.

Especially for a one and a half seconds
worth of sex.

How was the morning?

The morning was sh**, quite frankly.

Well, I tried to get some booty, but he
wasn't having it. She didn't deserve it.

She got zero minutes today. Mine was
worse.

He tried to get it for me. I didn't have
gold, I didn't have steak.

Well, today we're going to have a fun
day. We're going to Soul Beach.

We're going on a golf trip.

There was no golf. Well, there was golf.
There was golf yesterday.

But that wasn't golf. It was with the
girls. It wasn't really golf.

Sergio, I don't know why you're getting
into this. You weren't getting up at 8

.30 for love or money.

You know why he's getting into it?
Because he's sticking up for his friend.

That's why. Exactly. Something you need
to learn to do.

I've already had my pressure.

You should learn when to stay in and get
out. That wasn't your fight to fight.

I'm just telling you where she was
coming from. You cannot go to a Minero

and not expect to... You see Mineral
everywhere.

Brooke didn't stick up for you. You want
me to? I shouldn't have inserted myself

upstairs on the rooftop, but downstairs
at dinner, I did nothing.

It was normal, actually.

I don't want to fight with Talyn. I feel
like Talyn fights people's battles.

Like yesterday, things should have just
been between me and Brooke. She jumped

in and she added kerosene oil to the
fire. None of them have worked as hard

me or have a business.

I am so sick of this woman's favorite
lying being.

I'm the only one with the business.

She can't handle anyone saying anything
about that. Not only that, it didn't

need to go that far. It did not. But
that bitch comment, it's not okay. And

to top it off, is Ayaan loving to say
people are jealous?

Yeah, Ayaan, you're right. They are
jealous.

One thing, though. Yeah.

Ritz said, you know, I always knew how
much...

Ayan loves you, but that girl rides for
you.

I do ride hard.

It's nice, it's nice.

No, I love you for that. I love that you
always have my back. Of course.

So what's the plan for today? She said a
beach party or something?

We're going to be in the beaches with
the bitches.

It's a much better idea.

All right, ladies, let's have fun today.

I'm feeling it.

Cheers. Cheers, ladies.

Cheers, boys.

Cheers. Let's have fun today.

All right, cheers for the boy.

Great having you guys on this trip, man.

Lisa, I think you and I should maybe
talk about what happened.

Okay. Yeah? Okay.

Ayan, don't worry. She'll be okay.

I'm not worried about her. I'm worried
about you.

I don't want to do it. I'm out.

I'm peace out.

Talene, I am not sitting here for this.
I don't care how it ends.

You're an idiot.

Where did somebody go? I'm coming to sit
with the boys because they want a one

-on -one and I don't want to be there
for it.

I shouldn't have interjected.

into the issues that you guys were
having.

I was just trying to have her back and
support her, but I should have just

a step back, let you guys do you. I do
apologize for that, but I did not

appreciate you coming at me at the
dinner that we were hosting.

That was uncalled for. I should not have
called you out of your name, but

Talene, I swear to God, you do things
that irritate the... out of me and one

those things is charming in when it's
not necessary.

So if it's not something that's positive
or constructive, I take it as an

attack. No, so don't tell her you don't
have a business. I have a fitness

business. Okay, I didn't know. We were
arguing.

We were arguing.

We weren't. We were arguing.

Is this an apology or where are we going
with this? Well, not if you do that. It

won't be.

Do what? Is this an apology or what is
this? No, don't tell me to apologize.

can't be bitchy and not expect to be
called a bitch.

Jeez, this should be a drinking game.
Every time Lisa Milan calls me a bitch,

everybody should take a shot.

Find a new insult.

Coming into my business and talking
about your spa, that was disrespectful.

a minute. That did not occur.

You said she should have used glasses.
Was she racist?

I didn't think she was saying.

One second.

This is why they don't want us. Nobody
walked into me in a row event talking

about glasses. Doing that at someone's
event is wrong. Nobody doing that. It's

wrong. It's wrong.

You steal people's f***ing moments.

Listen, when I'm ready to apologize,
I'll apologize. I'm not apologizing

and that's it. The end. I don't want to
talk about it anymore. Look, you should

never pay me because you collapsed.

Guys, it doesn't matter.

Okay, my son has a fever. I need to go.
You steal people's moments and want to

make your moment.

Go f***ing get your own moment.

I apologize.

Yeah, f*** your apology, bitch.

This is literally the third time we're
having this conversation, and it's not

going to go anywhere because people keep
interjecting. I don't need to explain

myself to you, so I'm out.

You okay?

Yeah. Let's go.

What happened? Why were you leaving? I
didn't want to be here.

No. No,

I didn't want to even be there,
honestly.

This trip was meant to have fun. We had
fun. And you know what?

I think it's okay that everybody has
each other's backs, but no more clicky

bulls. It's annoying.

Who's clicking?

Lisa could stab me, and then you would
be like, this is what she kind of meant,

and you wouldn't be like... Lisa, I
can't believe you did that. Oh, that's

true. I would never let anybody be
stabbed.

If Lisa did it, maybe.

Maybe because you change when she said
it. Correct.

Then you come and then you say all this
ridiculous stuff. Like, you're very

different. What was that about?

I was just looking out for a friend. I
don't know why everyone's up in arms

about that.

No one's up in arms. I wanted to know
what was going on.

You guys got insecure that you wouldn't
show up because of float?

I don't know why you're so offended, by
the way. It wasn't even your night.

You're different.

It's one of my favorite people. You
won't see it because you're in it.

Ion is Lisa's puppet.

Lisa just jams her hand right up in
there and starts going like this. And

Ion's like... Lisa, you're the best,
Lisa.

Everybody clap for Lisa.

Thank you. Bye.

I am very, very second back, to be
honest, because I didn't know that's how

felt. Okay, guys, let's get in the pool
before we have to head out.

Is it maybe because when they argue with
Lisa, I take Lisa's side? Or I jump at

them, or I argue with them, or I vote
myself and think that's none of my

business. So I can see why they feel
that way. There's a saying in Swahili,

means in English, A monkey doesn't see
its own asshole.

Because, you know, the monkey is in the
jungle. And the other monkey is

pointing, hey, your ass is pink.

And the other monkey is like,

ah, my ass is pink.

Coming up.

Our friendship will literally never
survive this.

My friendship with you is over.

You're going like Florida to Grandpa.

Longer than a grandpa.

I haven't roller skated since I was a
teenager.

Summer's coming up. We'll do Paris and
then Maldives. Are you excited to spend

mommy and son time? Yeah.

Woo!

Where do you want to go for summer?

Maldives. Maldives?

Oh, my hips don't fit in this.

Because you're old.

I'm not old. I'm 37.

You said that.

30s is the new 20s.

I'm looking forward to this summer. I
can't wait. So I'll start in London.

do the city bit. I'll take you shopping.
We'll do our favorite restaurants.

And then we're going to go farm
shopping. We're going to go farm

Yeah. This summer, my husband wants to
buy a farm in the Cotswolds, which is a

really beautiful area.

It's about an hour away from London.

And Caroline's parents have a house
there that they're selling.

I'm going to be in the UK. Rich is
trying to buy a farm in the Cotswolds.

parents' house. Really?

Show it to me. It's gorgeous.

Is it?

Her parents' home is beautiful, but
we're looking for like 50 to 100 acres.

Yeah, it doesn't work, but it's nice.

Where are you going this summer? I'm
going to Cannes. Maldives. Then I'm

going to Paris to get a bag.

Nice. I feel like because we're all
traveling because Dubai is so hot right

we better throw the best party ever.
Let's get good food, entertainment.

I've got the best house.

My friend's house. It's insane.

Yeah, it's going to be epic.

The heat in Dubai in summer is off the
charts. The tires on your cars melt.

It gets to about 120 degrees on a good
day. We need to leave. You really cannot

be here. It's hot.

So Ayaan and I have decided to have a
goodbye Dubai summer party.

We're going away for essentially two
months. Let's do a video.

Oh, my God. Even better. I am off with
my kids to Bordeaux, Saint -Tropez,

Paris, Paris twice.

Amsterdam, D .C., New York.

I'm going to the Seychelles. I'm going
to the Maldives. I'm going to the

Maldives for three days. Then I'm back
to the Dubai heat. I like sitting in

Dubai in the summer.

Hi, it's Chanel Ayan, a .k .a. the
queen.

I'm Caroline.

We are going to throw you guys the
biggest party you guys have ever had. We

you guys.

Me and somebody throwing this party just
to show how far we've come. Coming from

Bali, I was still holding stuff in, but
then somebody apologized to me at

Poland. I actually felt her apology.

I know what I did that night wasn't
right, and I accept all the

for that. But to be honest, I don't know
why Lisa is feeling so insecure about

me and somebody because I really enjoy
being around her. She's funny.

Also, I love when she's a bitch.

Oh, my God, they got... It didn't...

You didn't record?

No, it's not recorded.

Let's do your homework.

These are words. You need to break them
into two, like check in.

How are you going to break it? The C -K
together or the K alone?

Remember, these are syllables.

M -A -R.

M -A -R. M -A -R. M -A -R.

M -A -R.

Inshallah, inshallah, inshallah.

To be honest, Maki is a little bit
traumatized. We went through such a

situation with the nanny. I can't even
leave because he gets scared something's

going to happen to us. So I can't even
go to work. I had to cancel a lot of

speaking engagements.

Can you go to the cook and check on the
food and then come back to me, okay? I

will. Thank you.

I feel like everything's falling apart
and the cherry on the pie is just the

issue with Akeem.

I was in his place. I'll rush to be here
or, like, come and communicate and try

to make things easy. But that's not
what's happening.

Hello?

Hey.

How are you?

I'm good. How's everything?

I'm good, thank you.

What are you doing?

I just finished my workout.

What about you?

So... You know, I've been going through
a lot with my kid and I feel like I just

want to take the time to just focus on
my child for now.

And just make sure he's okay because
he's the most important thing and he's

in a good place.

And I just want to have my energy all
there for my kid.

So, I'm listening.

Yeah, so I just told you, I think like I
need to disconnect and just focus on my

child. We've been having issues. We've
been trying to solve our issues for a

while. I feel like nothing is going
through with us and you're not here.

That was not,

not the reaction I was expecting.

I did not call him to end anything. I
just said I want a break because we were

fighting every single day.

And all I asked was, let's put my son
first.

I feel like he just abandoned
everything.

So it's over.

Coming up.

Had a long talk to Sergio about the baby
thing. I can't say you can never have a

child. That wouldn't be right.

We haven't done this in a while
together, have we? I'm excited.

Do you remember when we used to go
riding, all of us, with your brothers?

We used to have Dusty, Footsie and
Flower. Flower's my one. Yeah. It was so

fun. Oh, look, this one's for you,
Speedy.

Well, not for me.

When Yasmin was little, I used to take
her riding every week with the boys. So

they used to have riding lessons and
I've always ridden.

This one's got crazy eyes.

Looks like Caroline Burton's eyes when
she's angry.

My conversation with Yasmin recently has
really opened my eyes to how she may be

feeling. Do you feel like I prioritize
you?

I don't think you prioritize any of us
over Sergio.

She wanted to do something that was just
me and her, so I think that riding is

something that we could do together.

You know, I don't actually know what a
teenager wants to do. I didn't do a lot

of things with my parents. I wasn't at
home. I'm glad you and Sergio are

on better now. It's been really nice.
Had a long talk to Sergio about the baby

thing. Same.

Don't think I want one right now.

Agreed. I think you're being more
rational and more mature with your

Thank you. He'd like one one day in his
life, which is completely fair enough.

I just think if you're unsure, even at
all, and if the reason you're doing

something is to make someone else happy,
that's so unfair on the child, if

you're bringing a child into the world,
that if it weren't for Sergio, you

wouldn't want. Yeah. Do you know what I
mean? Yeah.

Like, that's just unfair.

We know at least we've got a lovely baby
boy on ice, and if we're ready ever,

then we can.

Look, if I'm brutally honest, Sergio, I
don't think would have a baby this soon

if he wasn't married to a 47 -year -old
and he didn't feel like the time is

ticking and fast.

We would like to do it before the big 5
-0.

What is the 5 -0? Fifi?

His rush is the fact that the doctor,
and everyone has told him at 47...

This is it for me. It's now or never. So
it puts an added pressure on us that we

just don't need.

You know, I have to re -look at it and
re -think.

I think I might look for a target.

Look at it. It's like the British
countryside.

No, it's not. It's nothing like the
British countryside.

I love riding.

Relaxing. Something you can do together.

Chit -chat. You're outside.

Could be something we do a lot together.

Okay, I'll believe it when I see it.

Never know.

How are you?

I'm good, I'm good. Can you see me? I
feel like I'm Mickey Mouse arrived in

Dubai.

Thank you, sister.

How are you? I'm good, mommy. How are
you? I've been busy, but what's up?

You know Huda Beauty, right?

Yes, I love their brands, yeah.

Yes, I went to Huda Beauty office to
meet her because I've known her forever.

Look at your eyeshadow palette. The
eyeshadow palette.

They're beautiful.

Yeah, I know.

Yes.

Thank you.

Those words mean so much to me more than
you can imagine. Thank you. So much has

been happening that I feel like I forgot
that I'm like that.

Thank you, honey. So much has been
happening.

We went to golf and everybody was
literally having arguments.

And as a good friend, I'm always
stepping in. I'm always there. But the

lady told me the other day, Ayaan,
you're so different when it's just you

us. That really actually hurt me. I
don't want my friends to feel like that.

To be honest, I was hurt when I heard
that from the girls. I don't want to

anyone feel like that. So after the golf
trip, I had a conversation with Lisa

about this. And I said, Lisa, you know,
the girls think that when I'm with you,

I act different than when I'm with them.

And I just felt really bad, and I really
want to just apologize to them. And

Lisa goes, don't bring that up.

Don't talk about it.

And I was like, why can't I talk about
it? Oh, because that's going to make me

look like I'm a bad friend to you.

Yes, I'm very loyal to Lisa and I'm very
protective of her, but it's not fair

for myself.

It's been so hard because if she doesn't
like somebody, I have to be like, oh my

God, I cannot like them. That's how I
feel. I really like you, but I cannot

really tell you I like you because then
I don't want her to be hurt.

Like me and Stumbree are starting to get
to know each other.

I'm becoming friends with a lot of
girls.

and I feel like she feels like maybe I'm
leaving her behind.

I hate this jealousy thing. I don't even
know why it got created jealousy.

Then I started to think about it, and I
was like, Lisa is really, really

controlling, and sometimes it really
bothers me. She likes to tell me what to

do, what to talk about on camera, what
to talk with the girls, how to speak.

Ayan is not going over there to
apologize to her.

Let her beg to have a conversation with
you.

My mom adopted a lot of kids in the
village, like a lot of kids.

Ayan,

you don't need gloves. I'm not talking
to you with gloves on.

Ayan, is it your birthday?

What are you wearing? No, it's cold. I'm
like this.

Like, I'm starting to feel like this is
a one -way friendship to me.

I have a conversation.

The pony doesn't know this is how you
feel. If you feel it's not reciprocated,

then take a step back.

Coming up.

Kiss the queen. You're going late.
Hello. Kiss your queen's hand.

So good to see you. Good to see you too.
How are you?

Lovely to see you. A pleasure to have
you. I hope you like the area.

Carolyn, you've been here before, so you
know. This was perfect for us tonight.

This is amazingly perfect for us.

Oh my God, I gotta wake up.

No amount of coffee is doing it.

That's why I need copious amounts of
champagne.

That means it's going to be a long day.
I know. No, no, no. I'm not drinking

today.

You just said you want champagne.

Oh, yeah.

What are you doing today?

So Ayan and Sunbury are hosting a party
together.

Thank you.

Yes. To make sure my hair and everything
looks good. I got you.

I am super excited for this party. But
this whole setup.

I'm not going to lie. It's really weird.

Clearly, Ayan is liking this whole new
thing with her and Stanbury more than

leads on because they literally went
from not liking each other to throwing

big party together.

It's just weird.

This is going to have to look cute and
drink champagne and cackle, basically.

Thanks for helping me, Queen.

That's what Queens do, you know that?
We're all beginning to learn that, thank

God. Yes, we are.

You need a glass of champagne? Oh, we
do.

Cheers!

Hi, girls!

Hi, girls!

Good to see you. Thank you for having
me.

What in the medieval?

is happening.

I could sit here for days. Hi, Taj.

How are you doing?

How are you?

I'm good.

My God, you look so good.

Sit,

sit, habibi.

If you kiss hers, you're going to have
to kiss mine.

Yeah, she's also a queen.

How are the kids?

Good.

Ah,

Maktoum right now is going through,
like, emotional stress.

Because of the housemate. Yeah.

But I just want you to have a good time
today.

Can we not talk about it? Yes. What's
going on with that?

So I told him I need some time to focus
on my kid.

And when I said that, he shut the phone
in my face. Can you believe it?

Can you believe it? You don't waste
another.

It's nearly there. Imagine her son. Her
son. As if she hasn't already been

through enough with the nanny.

When you think.

He texted angry.

I was shocked. I was shocked.

After that phone call with Akeen, we
were arguing by text, and I told him,

over. But he is still trying to
communicate and fix things. So is this

completely? I don't know, because he's
still trying.

Grab a glass of champagne. Hi, darling.
How are you?

Where's the man?

A white man?

Welcome. Proud?

Thank you. I love it.

I hate it.

Ayan put her ashy -ass hand down for me
to kiss it. Dembray put her peeling

suntan lizard hand.

Oh, no.

That's Max.

Who's Max?

I'm very curious.

From England.

Lived here for a few years now.

Nice. Nice. You better treat my sister
good.

Here comes Judy Hauser.

I don't know where she met this guy.
Probably picked him up from some

Literally, they're really going younger
and younger.

Todd is 18.

Stay away, bitches.

He may be younger than Sergio.

Mac DM'd me and so then we kind of just
became friends.

There is absolutely nothing romantic
going on with me and Mac.

I chose to leave the baby in the cradle.

That's amazing.

Darling, you have to take the bow tie
off. You look like the waiter.

Look at you guys. Don't stand up,
please. Now we won.

No, no, no.

Oh, we're doing this? Oh, we're doing
this? Really?

Oh, you're like the Pope.

I'll kiss a hand for a few drinks.

That's fine.

We have to ask you a question. Tell me.
Who's the 12 -year -old with you? Stop

it.

No, it's like this, Caroline.

You're British. You should know this.

I would never have thought we would be
loving each other like this. Long may it

last.

Lisa can't because she can't hide how
jealous she is at this moment.

I didn't think she would. No, she would
never just smile. Never.

It's giving thirsty.

It's giving force.

It's giving... Actually, it's not giving
at all.

Coming up... Now I'm about to lose my...
You said she said I was bragging. Never

told you she said she's bragging. I
swear to God on my children's lives,

strike them dead!

My friend,

can you please fix for me my dress like
this?

Please. Thank you.

Yeah, thank you very much. Well done.

So well trained.

So well trained.

You're giving me Jacqueline Onassis.

Love the hair.

Love it.

Tonight we're drinking. You cannot come
into this now and not enjoy yourself.

You got a Bugatti in the living room.
And you got another one right behind it.

This guy has like 10 single digit
plates.

I think the plates here alone are worth
more than $100 million.

Dollars. Everybody looks so beautiful.

I love it.

You did not invent feathers.

No, Lisa just wore feathers because I
wouldn't have worn feathers.

No, the designer made the dress. I know.
Thank you.

So you guys have a party and no food?

Coming. Because I didn't eat.

How do you guys go to party without
eating? I always eat before I go to

so I'm never hungry. I show up for the
food, so I'm not eating. And then the

alcohol hits me hard. That is true.

Where's Caroline?

We're getting to know each other a bit
more. We spoke on Netflix a little bit.

You like my house. I showed you every
room.

Outdoor shower.

She can be my sugar baby. I don't mind.

It's all come on fire, eh?

Yeah. It's payday, yeah? I mean, and the
view really is so good. We got the

Atlantis right there. Why don't you have
a drink? My question exactly.

Just like you take it all from me. I'm
not guessing that, Anne.

You can kiss his ass.

Everybody, we're going to play a short
video.

Chanel and I, with the help of my
gorgeous husband, made a very little

video for you all to enjoy because it's
goodbye.

Goodbye.

And play.

It

looks

like a tampon ad.

What a tampon ad.

Ayaan is like, welcome to the party.

And she looks at Sanbury, and Sanbury's
like this, and she's like.

One, two, she's like, and welcome to the
party.

That video needs an Oscar.

It was perfect.

I'm cringing because it was just that
bad.

Lisa is spewing all of her little
poisonous venom and it's like backfiring

her own veins and she's about to
explode.

You're trying to round me up at this
point. You know, like, it's just so

how fast things are progressing with
Caroline Stanbury. It's making me think,

has Ayaan been telling me everything?
Because I feel like a boyfriend that got

cheated on by his girlfriend.

Maybe you'll have a great summer.

Yes, we will. You're going to be in
Cannes with Shamil.

I am. And you're going to be in Belgium
at the same time as him. Yes, and I'll

be there humping a stingray.

Wasted. How do you feel?

Enjoy. What do you mean enjoy?

Enjoy. Enjoy what?

Only the beginning of this ride.

Which ride?

The one you're on.

Just don't fall off.

Because I'll be the first one in line to
laugh.

The moment Lisa walked in, I could see
she was so upset that I was throwing a

party with Stambri. I'm annoyed that
Lisa's acting like this. It's

And I'm f***ing over it.

Where's my Brett? Do you spot him
anywhere?

Scan, scan, scan, scan the room.

He's having his nappy changed.

I think we might play golf tomorrow.

Maybe we do a little practice on the
Jebelani 9 hole this week, though. Oh,

God, it moved.

It moved.

I can spin you.

Let's spin her.

Can I talk to you?

What do you mean, why? That's what
happens to Caroline. You don't want to

Yeah.

Something happened.

I just asked Lisa to come talk to me and
she said no.

What happened?

Tell me now.

Tell me now.

We're not doing that now.

No, we're good.

We're good. She just said something that
kind of annoyed me.

I asked her to talk to me and she said
no, she didn't want to talk to me. I

think the video with me and Sambri, I
get it, but Sonny, get me a drink,

But I'm good.

You look fabulous.

Thank you.

Thank you, thank you, thank you. I think
Ayaan's upset about something.

Really? Why? And she walked away and she
was like, I wanted to speak to Lita and

she doesn't want to speak to me.

Really?

When you're true friends, you go through
ups and downs.

The good times get you through the bad
times, right?

I said,

can you talk to me? And you're like, no.

Why would you do that, though? What is
going on?

I came to talk to you. And you literally
were like, no.

I just asked you to give me a minute.

Why are you making this a big deal? The
girls were telling me they feel that

when I'm with you, I'm different from
when I'm with them.

That's what you wanted to talk to me
about? Yes.

Yes. I thought we agreed that we weren't
going to talk about this. I can talk to

you about what I want to talk about,
because it's my feelings if they're

like that.

She already threw me under the bus in
Bali, and here she is again trying to

throw me under the bus for the second
time. But guess what? You sit, I'm going

to tap.

I should be open to you and tell you how
I feel because it's not okay if they're

feeling that and I didn't notice that.
Yeah, well, I spoke to Sanberry about

saying that she felt like I was bragging
and she said she never said that. She

never felt like I was bragging about my
housing and my farm. She didn't say it

was in a bad way. Well, you told me
that. No, I didn't. I said she was

me. You used the word bragging.

Sanberry told me I had lunch with Lisa
and I was like, oh my God, that's so

good. What did you guys talk about?

She told me. I was there, and Lisa was,
like, telling me, I'm buying your mom's

house. We'll have, like, a full staff, a
whole organic garden.

My mom's house is too small for that,
but who can extend?

So I called Lisa. I was like, hey, why
the f*** do you want to buy somebody's

mother's house?

Ayan actually told me that Caroline
Stanberry feels like I'm bragging that

buying her family's farm. I would never
say that. I called Stanberry about it,

and Stanberry told me.

That's not how the conversation went.

I've never used the word bragging. I
never told Ayaan that. She said she

buy my mother's house or should go and
see it. Nobody said the word bragging.

Lisa thinks you said the word bragging.
No, nobody ever used the word bragging

at all.

Now you're lying. No, I'm lying. Because
she never said that.

Yeah, okay.

All right, we're good.

What are you guys going to do this
summer?

I want to go to the UK.

I'm going to follow through on my dream
to find a farm to buy in England where I

grew up. Oh, that's amazing. I love
that.

What happened?

Nothing. I was just, like, I told her
that you were asking me about buying

mom's house, but I didn't say you said
you were bragging. You just told me she

was going to buy your mom's house. Oh,
wow.

Yes, because you never say that. I
didn't say that. You just said to me,

told me that I am. I never said you were
bragging. I am on my children's life,

and now I'm about to lose my speech.

She never said you were bragging. She
never said that. What did you tell me? I

never told you she said she's bragging.
I swear on top of my life. I never said

that, Lisa.

I swear to God on my children's life,
God strike them dead.

For the first time, I don't even know
how this is even possible, but I believe

Stanberry over Ayan. I believe that she
didn't say I was bragging because he's

the one that brought up the whole farm
thing to me. I think Ayan made it up.

She's lying.

And I think that's the most hurtful
part, is that she's going to look me in

face and lie like that.

Oh, my God. Our friendship will
literally never survive this. It's fine.

fine. Let it not survive.

Let it not survive, but you cannot put
words in my mouth. I will not put words

in my mouth. How can you put words in my
mouth?

Lying? Lying?

You literally said that. I can't be
friends with anybody because I'm always

afraid of what you feel and how you feel
about everything.

Oh, look at you.

I'm done. Look at you. I'm done. No,

I'm done. No, I'm done.

You know what? I'm done. My friendship
with you is over.

Because you just lied on my name. I
would never allow that. I would never.

just did. I swore at my kids. You know I
don't swore at my kids. You're a liar.

You just lied on my name. I would never.
I would never. I swear on my kids'

names. You know I don't swear on my
kids. You're a liar.

You're a liar.

You're a liar. I have no respect for
you. You're a liar. You're a liar.

I never told that to you. You are a
liar. Okay. You're a liar.

Hey, hey, hey. Whatever you want. I'm
good.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I am, I'm shocked.

I don't know what the hell is happening.

Lisa, why would you do that to your best
friend? Calling her a liar in front of

everybody. I don't know if they can come
back from that. When am I ever mad at

you being friends with anybody else?
Really, Lisa? Yes. But you're trying to

come in between me and Sandra now. What?
That's what you're doing. Oh.

They're fighting, and I had nothing to
do with it.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am not the
problem.

That's not okay.

I'm fucking hated.

I do so much nice things to people.
That's so fucked up.

I'm so fucked.

I'm actually surprised that this one
word bragging that was never said has

caused all this. And actually, this is
not about the bragging. Lisa is never

going to admit that she's upset that
Chanel has become friends with me, ever.

Because that's the real reason she's
upset.

I've never been hurt like this in my
life. One minute, I'm trying, trying,

trying. One minute, I'm alive.

Don't do that.

Don't do that.

Sarah, please, I'm dying. It's too hot.
Remove it. It's too hot.

I'm going to step. Oh,

yeah, it makes you violent. Really?

Oh, you're having a great night.

Come on, sit down. Sit down. Just sit
down.

Oh, that's Valentino.

What's really going on? I'm so tired of
you both trying to prove to everybody

your friendship is perfect.

Friendship is not perfect.

It goes through ups and downs. It's
normal.

I don't know where we go from here.

I feel betrayed.

I feel hurt.

This is not my friend. This is not my
sister.

This is not the person.

that I've known for so many years, I
don't recognize her anymore.

And honestly, just can't,

just can't, just can't really.

I don't want to do this anymore.

I don't know how we got here. I really
don't know how we got here. Why did the

word bragging cause such a big problem?
That's the question. This one.

And me getting along with everybody is
the issue. That was always going to come

then.

I'm so hurt by this. I cannot even
explain how hurt I am. How do you look

somebody like that and think it's your
friend calling you untrustworthy,

you a liar? What she did to me in front
of Taj, I will never forgive her till I

die.

Next week on the Real Housewives of
Dubai reunion.

I'm not wearing an underwear. If I
splash you, I'm sorry.

Is it going to be a bloodbath? Is that
why we're all in red? It's going to be a

love bath.

Let the fun begin, darling.

In Bali, you were talking about Shrek
saying this is your sugar daddy.

You were with someone that you referred
to as Shrek. He was so ugly.

I have someone that apparently pays my
bills. Nobody pays my bills. You're

always coming for my business. When?

I wore your whole wardrobe.

You said one article. There it is.

Ba -da -bing, ba -da -boom.

That was funny.

I'd like to let Sarah speak.

Yes, I'm not going to lie.

My issues with her... What issues do you
have with her? You never liked me. What

do you mean? That's not true. You asked
me to turn myself down so you can sit

next to Andy going... What?

Ayaan. Okay, drop the bomb.

Brooks calls you on speakerphone.

Okay, wait.

Did you trap Ayaan?