All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Dubai – S2E11

Previously on The Real Housewives of
Dubai.

Here's to Bali.

How are we? We're good.

I think we're fine.

I think so too.

I actually really missed you. I know.

I have some issues and conflicts with
Akeem. He got really upset because I'm

going to do a podcast.

A woman should not be on a podcast with
a guy who has shortness of breath. I'm

like, what?

But I'm getting paid $45K for this
podcast.

You need to do something about it.

If Sarah really was such a good friend,
she needs to have accountability.

The voice note you played her.

The voice note that I sent you?

Yeah. I'm sorry, Lisa, because I put you
in a bad situation. Because I said that

to you privately. I cannot trust you
now. Excuse me? My friend literally

me out, and she was so angry.

I'm sorry. I just need a minute.

I'm so mad at her.

She shouted.

How dare you embarrass me like that in
front of all the girls. I love you. I

love you. I miss you. Honestly, I was
just sad.

Let's never do that again, okay? I can't
make you trust me again.

That's up to you. You know, we'll just
take one step back. Take it slow. I'm

fine with that. So are you. Yeah. And I
think that's a good place to be. I love

that. Me too.

The only thing old about me, darling, is
my money.

In the land of excess, I find my riches
within.

Take it from me, if you know how to
stage show, you'll never get burned.

I may be building glass houses, but
you'll never see me craft.

The desert might be hot, but I always
find the shade.

If you're jealous of me, that's okay,
honey. I would be too.

Oh, it's cool.

You missed you.

You want to get a foot resectology?

No, your feet are like soaking wet.

They're kind of oily.

Obviously.

Thanks.

We are going to try to get you a booty,
Saba.

Okay, I need a bubble butt. One minute.
Are you not doing it with me?

I'm doing it with you.

Camaraderie.

Mommy,

I got 100 % in math.

Honestly, the math is getting harder and
harder.

I did multiply by zero.

Oh, so everything is zero.

Yay!

I'm from Spain.

This is my virgin mother.

That's going to be in the bedside table.

I'm not laughing. This has to be in the
media because it's there.

No.

Oh, look at this elephant.

I feel like I'm in Africa, honey.

Lion, elephant, you are.

Thank you so much.

I love it here.

Were you hungry? I didn't feed you.

In my culture, they're like food is to
the man's stomach.

No. A way to a man's heart is through
his stomach. Yeah, you're always hungry

and you're still married to me, so I
think my black hole is what keeps you

around.

Taj is very happy you're back. Yes. Taj
called me when I was away. He said, Mom,

Dad is telling me to cook, and we have
no food in the fridge.

I'm like, don't worry. Go in the
cabinet, take the cash, and order food.

stress my child when I'm not here. He's
going to go away to college. He's got to

be able to cook for himself. I'll be
there. What are you going to do? Are you

going to pick up the phone and call
everywhere?

Oh, I hope so. I hope so.

How are you doing? I'm doing good. Yeah.
I was taking time off this morning to

hang out with you. That's good. See how
your trip went to Bali.

Oh, my God. My trip was...

Insane. My favorite thing. Isara took us
to this spiritual place. In the

mountains?

I don't know if it's, I think it was
close to there. Yeah, there was rocks

there. So I think there was a mountain,
yeah. I was like giving flowers to

different gods.

And then there was god of money.

So I just gave them all my flowers, you
know.

More for you and more.

Ayan is giving a lot of gifts.

When I left there, it was the most
peaceful place I've felt.

But the best thing that happened in
Bali, I found out that I'm 45 years old

50 when I did my teeth. Based on the
forensic results, you can be the

45, and the oldest, 50.

Wow. That's good for me. I know.

I thought so. Imagine if they said I was
16, I would be 5.

Chris is 49.

Oh, my God!

I might be older than my own husband.

I didn't even think about that.

Ooh, I'm the sugar mother.

But you resolved your issues with Lisa,
right? Yes, I did.

So Lisa called, and she was just saying
she was upset, but I didn't understand

why we didn't get to talk about it,
which was fine. I figured you guys would

figure it out because you guys are
friends.

Yeah. I mean, honestly, I'm really proud
of how you handled the situation

because when you feel betrayed sometimes
because you give your heart and soul to

everybody, you are very loyal.

I understand that it hurts, right? It
was really painful.

Look what I got you guys.

The kids in Bali wear these.

They're really scary.

Okay, back to focus. Focus, focus,
focus.

Nani's in charge. Be good for Nani,
please.

You want me to be good for Nani? Yes,

you do.

Your kids.

Teachers need a raise.

Anyways, I haven't even gotten a chance
to, like, fill you in on Bali. With

Christian being sick, thank God he's
better.

But Bali was a lot.

I thought Bali would be relaxed and
chilled.

No. The worst part was obviously with
Ayan. I guess she thought Sambar was her

friend. Yeah.

Now she knows she only has one friend,
and that's me.

Why are girls like this? I don't know.
Why do you do this to each other? I

know.

Lisa goes, I don't trust you. And the
way she said it, because me and her in

relationship, we've never ever done that
to each other in front of everyone.

You know that. That's why you guys have
such a strong relationship.

Exactly. I was so hurt by that more than
somebody saying about the voice note.

Because you don't do that to me. I'm
loyal.

I'm a good friend. I always have your
back.

Sounds like get the out of my room right
now.

Slams the door in my face.

But you must have done something to
provoke that as well, right? I didn't do

anything to provoke it. You said
something in the group that she didn't

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I said, I
don't trust you. I'm never going to send

you a voice note again.

We were good the next day, but still, it
was hurtful in that moment.

I won't forget, but I'm okay to forgive,
to move forward.

But I already told you, Ayan, you will
get burned by Stanbury. That girl is not

your friend.

But we are back joking with each other
like that.

You had a strong relationship. We do, we
do, we do. So how did you resolve the

thing with Stanbury?

Just keep on thinking about it and work
it out, and I'm sure you'll do the right

thing.

It better not be to, like, validate and
justify her throwing Ayan under the bus

because, I mean, you can't. I called her
a snake because she's a snake.

Like, that was such a snake move, 100%.

What

do you think?

I think I have never been more grateful
for a bedroom and to be on my own.

Ever in my life. I mean, you're not on
your own. You're with me. I absolutely

just love it.

Moving and going through what we've been
through wasn't easy on my relationship

with Sergio.

It was the most we've ever fought about
anything.

And not on my kids, because, you know, I
never had the day -to -day of just

seeing them when they get home from
school.

Now, all my children are under the one
roof. They all have their own bedrooms.

They're all happy. Every morning we're
together. Even if we're doing different

things, we're all in the same house.
That's going to change everything.

So how are you feeling? I feel like I've
been hit by a truck. It was like being

in a huge sorority sleepover for five
days.

And a lot of my friendships have
imploded.

So I have asked Lisa to go to lunch. I
just want to reiterate again that, you

know, I had no idea that she had boarded
that. It wasn't to get in the middle of

her and Ayan.

And I'm sorry if that's caused any
friction between them. It's never my

intention that Ayan ends up, you know,
losing Lisa. If I fix their

because it's such a big one, maybe
she'll just be able to go back to how

were. Your birthday is coming.

I don't do birthdays.

What was bad about the last birthday
that you have, apart from the crazy

surprise I always do for you? And then
what do I always do?

Like, literally almost kill me in the
beginning, and then right before the

surprise, you love me more than
anything.

Oh, so happy, and the best day of my
life.

I hate surprises. I was the child that
measured every gift under the Christmas

tree until I guessed what each one was.

In a blink of an eye, I'm going to be
50, and that's just, you know, a fact.

We're here just because of the age issue
and pregnancy issue.

Usually, we'd like to do it before the
big 5 -0.

Time flies.

It's frightening.

Are you okay with just something super
chill here, like something nice, you

know? Just say, happy birthday, bring
you a Starbucks coffee, and then done?

I love that.

Yeah. Why do you look like you're going
to the beach?

Why do you look like you're going
riding?

Exactly.

I've got to go to polo this weekend.

With who?

Caroline Brooks has invited us all.

Hey, ladies. I just wanted to extend an
invitation to you all to come and have a

day at polo with me this weekend.

Come dress to impress. I will be judging
everyone's outfit.

Are you playing?

Please.

Playing polo.

I'm addicted to the guy with the polo
team.

You do know about this one because you
wear all his clothes. What?

Are you kidding me? I wear his clothes.

Not his actual clothes.

His what?

His company. I don't want to get freaked
out from a guy that you're tiki -tiki.

I'm uncomfortable.

I'm uncomfortable.

Sergio.

Coming up.

My maid for the past six months have
been closing the cameras in the house,

bringing multiple men.

What? Yes. Men?

Men.

Okay.

Good morning.

I'm Chanel Ayan. I have a meeting with
Huda.

Oh, thank you.

Beautiful.

Wow, I love everything.

Oh my gosh.

Habibi.

My love.

How are you doing?

I'm so excited for you. Thank you so
much. And I'm so excited to talk to you.

Me too. You have no idea. Oh my God. And
what do you have?

Oh, I brought you some stuff to show you
what we have. Oh my God. How's

everything with you?

Good. Just like crazy busy. Yeah.

Do you think I've changed after 18
years? I don't think you've changed. I

think you've changed at all.

Huda Katan is a beauty.

mogul. I've known her from the moment I
moved to Dubai.

She used to do my makeup. And I recently
saw her at Naomi Campbell's show that I

walked. And I said to Huda, babe, I'm
starting a makeup line.

She said to me, Ayaan, I love you.

Whatever you need, let me know.

How is your daughter?

She's good. She must be like 14 or 13.
She's 11. But she looks like, I feel

she looks like she's a teenager.

Feels like she's a teenager. My son
thinks he's... Okay, I'm trying to make

son think he's 21, but they grow so
fast. He's like 17, 18, right? 17,

18. Oh my God, that's so crazy. I know.

This is like giving birth to another
child.

Yes, I need all the advice from you.
Because I've been in the industry, but

as a model.

It's my first time starting a business
like this, so I'm like learning office

stuff, like sending emails and doing
things.

You don't need to send emails. I still
don't send emails. I want to see what

you've got in there. Oh my God, so this
is like the most important thing.

So it's here.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah, and we
have lashes. We have everything.

Oh, my God.

We have production from the U .S.
They're doing all our makeup. So this is

eyeshadow palette?

Yeah, eyeshadow palette.

They're beautiful. I love these purples.
I feel like you always wear such

beautiful colors. This is so great. And
this silver. This is so you. My favorite

is this one. Show me, show me, show me.
My black pencil, I named it Vabetam. It

goes like that.

Wow, let me see that.

This looks amazing.

So beautiful. I love it.

You can keep it all day long. And you're
producing this in the States as well?

Yeah, all our stuff is production from
the United States. Wow.

I do recommend looking at Italian
manufacturers, too, because it's so easy

hop over. It's only like seven hours
away.

Who owns the logo? Me. Good. Yeah, yeah.
I own the logo. I own everything. Good.

especially when you're just starting you
don't know what the value of your

business is yet if they're investors
they want to make money they're going to

try to give you probably less equity in
your company and you already have such a

strong presence yeah i think that's a
better conversation for later on yeah

know once you get it launched and once
you make it strong because then you'll

know your value too yes exactly yeah
where are you selling on your website

i think you should be in a retailer yeah
that's honestly that's what we're

working on why don't you go to sephora

So we haven't gotten there yet, but do
you want me to connect you? Oh, I'm very

happy today Yeah, why not?

I Mean

I think it's a good idea to start with
before I hear okay here

Okay with everything you're doing you
have so much awareness globally.

Yeah. Yeah, that would be amazing Yeah,
one thing I want to share with you about

my brand when as I start to become
successful.

I started to sabotage myself Because I
thought I didn't deserve it.

Don't do that to yourself.

I understand. Because even like having,
sometimes even as a model, I'll be like,

oh, do I deserve to be here today?

You know what I mean? Honestly, just you
taking your time to see me. It's my

pleasure. Thank you so much. Well, I
believe in you.

I believe in you. I believe I was the
chosen one in the family to go through

pain, the struggle, the crying, the
depression, the anger, the everything to

carry my people.

To have somebody like Huda, who is a
billionaire and very successful, telling

she believes in me, it's my dream. Right
now I feel love.

She deserves giraffes.

She deserves leopards.

She deserves everything.

You know, don't worry about the e
-mails.

Don't worry about the e -mails.

You know, there's something called, you
have to print, oh my God, I forgot the

name. There's something, you have to
print stuff.

I don't even think you need to do that
either.

I bought you something to cheer you up.
What?

This necklace I've been wearing.

I've been looking at your necklace. It's
an animal and an astronaut because you

know we're aliens and we belong on a
different planet.

So I got you one as well. Oh my God.
Cheer you up. You did cheer me up, girl.

But listen, I'll tell you the weirdest
thing ever. You guys won't believe what

happened. I mean, you know.

I'm dying to know.

Tell me. It's bad. It's very bad.

My maid for the past six months have
been closing the cameras in the house.

bringing multiple men.

What? Yes.

Men? Men.

The men asked her for my picture and his
picture, the times where we go out,

when do I come back.

What?

Tycho! On her phone, there's pictures
of, like, people in her room with

We went to the police station three
times. I know.

Ever since I came back from Bali, the
magic of Bali has been over.

Habibia, I'm so sorry.

There are texts of these men commenting
on my son's picture saying, oh my God,

he's cute. We love his hair. We love his
skin. And these men were asking her

what time does he come home? Who waits
for him?

Do they have money?

I mean, all these questions indicate one
thing.

Kidnap, ransom.

Right now, I'm dealing with a court
case, police case.

My son traumatized.

This is what I come home to. I was like,
just leave the house. It's over. I

don't want to see you again.

But then I go to her room while she's
packing and I start seeing my stuff.

My gold necklace, my mom's earrings, my
underwear.

Okay. She was probably plotting to take
him for ransom. Yes. Oh my God, how

scary is that? God forbid.

My son is really traumatized at the
moment. Like, he finds it hard to sleep

night. He doesn't like to be alone. He
doesn't even go to the toilet alone.

However, I had to expose all the details
because the police had to ask him, did

any men come into the house? Did any men
try to touch you? Did any men talk to

you? I had no choice but to disclose
everything.

Now when the bus picks him up, I'm like
standing staring, you know? I don't

blame you. When I realized it was my
son's life and safety.

I went on full beast mode. I was like,
no mercy.

I am not dropping any charges because if
I let her go, she will do this to

another family.

Ah, my blood is boiling right now.

On top of this, and then on top of the
stress that I have with Akeen.

Oh, you don't even know about that.
What's going on with that?

So Akeen made me drop a deal for $45
,000.

It's a huge podcast interview because
the guy is shirtless on his Instagram

he's a sports figure.

So what was wrong with that?

But what's wrong with that? I see
nothing wrong with that. And I'm going

about spirituality and business and
like, you know, growth.

Sarah, let me have your hand.

I see zero rings.

You see zero rings?

That's all I have to say.

But then I did a test.

He has a photo shoot.

I was like, how much are they paying
you? He's like, that's about 3 to 5K.

I was like, drop it for me. Make me feel
like the sacrifice I do for you is

reciprocated. Of course.

He went and did the shoot.

He did it. I thought he didn't do it. He
did it.

Hearing him say no, why should I? It
just breaks my heart. So I'm

very disappointed.

You know I love you, right? Yeah.

But do you remember what I told you from
before?

I just, I don't see it happening.

I know you love him, but he does have a
big insecurity.

An insecure man is never going to admit
he's insecure.

She deserves something completely
different. Not that he's not a good guy.

He's just not the one for you.

I want to give some chance because I
believe maybe, maybe, maybe it can work.

So I want to try. I want to try. And if
it doesn't work out, then I try.

Coming up.

I think where things went left in Bali
was that dinner when you threw Ayaan

under the bus.

I have a table on the stand, please.

Fabulous. I might order a glass of white
wine.

Hello. Hi.

How are you?

Isn't it nice?

You too.

Can I have something from my bag,
please?

Yeah, sure. Thank you.

How are you?

Good. Yeah? Good, good, good.

I've been here, but never in the
daytime.

I've only been at night. At night, you
get to see the Burj Khalifa, and they

light it up, and the fountains, and
everything.

Oh, lovely.

Want a glass of wine? Yes.

Need a glass of wine, champagne. I did
just order one. I don't know what you

want. Yeah, I'll have Sauvignon Blanc.

How have you been since Bali?

I actually got back, and Christian was
sick.

Oh, no.

Yeah, so I spent, like, the last four
nights just being completely awake.

Yeah. How have you been?

I feel like I've been hit by a truck. I
feel like Bali was like Girls Gone Wild.

But I had so much fun. I

actually had a good time.

That's why I was a little confused when
in the morning it was like she didn't

talk to me.

Excuse me.

Hi. Hi, how are you? Welcome to Urla.
Here I work for you.

I'll start with the king crab salad.

For my main, I'll do the lobster
linguine, please. And I'll have the

with potatoes.

Perfect. Thank you. Thank you.

So I really feel like we were making,
like, really good progress. I think

things went left was that dinner when
you threw Ayaan under the bus.

That night, you were back to the
Caroline that I knew you so well to be.

I've said sorry for that.

I really didn't consider you.

I didn't consider Ayan. And that I am
sorry for. It wasn't meant to go that

and it went very left.

But it really wasn't a dig at you two. I
don't want to become between you and

Ayan. I've been having a great time with
you and Ayan. You know, you and I have

had our issues in the past.

And the only way for us to truly move on
is if we speak about it.

Right? When I told you that I was going
to move forward, I meant it.

However, am I still hurt? Yeah, because
the things you did really cut me and

hurt me. I will admit my responsibility
for things that have happened in the

past. Yeah. But I felt like I was
provoked. You attacked my husband. You

attacked my business.

I've never attacked your husband. What
are you talking about? You said my

followers are fake. I don't have a
business. My husband's gay. You were

and then you called me an escort.

You're the former escort.

Let me say, if I was an escort girl, I
would have been a rich bitch. Should I

have said certain things? No.

But when you said that lie, it not only
affected me, but it affected my whole

family. I've been trying really hard to
work on my relationship with Danbury.

But after seeing what she did to Ayan,
throwing her under the bus, that just

brought up old feelings of me not being
able to trust her.

So I feel like we still have work to do.
I'm college educated.

My parents worked so hard for me to be
who I am, and I, too, worked so hard to

be who I am. You know how it is living
in Dubai. As a black woman, there's so

many stereotypes out there, and one of
them is being an escort.

So I no longer want to drop my kids to
school because I'm so afraid that the

moms...

watched and heard the rumors and would
judge me or my child because of it.

I felt like, oh my God, what if people
think that's true? Like that's how I got

my husband. What if they don't want to
invite my kids to birthday parties

anymore because they think that, you
know, I was an escort.

Dubai is so conservative and people
really cross you off the social board if

they feel like you're not up to their
standard.

I would never want it to affect you this
way, and I will fully apologize for

that. I wasn't thinking long term.

Yeah, I hope you understand from my
perspective how I feel. I do, and it's

terrible. No one should feel like that.
Yeah, and thank you for saying that.

Oh,

yum. Is that yours or mine?

That's mine, but we can share.

Oh, yeah, that's amazing.

I do think you're a good person deep
down, and that was not a jab.

Well, I'm really glad we did this. Thank
you.

I thought this was going to go a very
different way.

Yeah. But I really do like you, Lisa. I
really do like you too, Caroline. I

really do. Coming up next.

Are we going to a funeral or is it polo?
Dayan was definitely going to Marilyn

Monroe's funeral.

I'm going for a tea party. No, no. What
about this one?

I'm going to Monaco to find a rich
husband. Not bad.

Not bad.

Not bad.

I love, love, love the polo. The
funniest thing to me, though, is that

always show up like they're going to the
races.

I reckon I am showing up in the feather.

Nina, you're going to polo.

You like?

Yes. Adorable.

We look cute?

Yeah, you guys look like each other.

Thanks.

Good

afternoon.

So beautiful. What's your name?

Calvin. Caroline. Nice to meet you. Nice
to meet you. Welcome. Thank you so

much.

Oh, my God. I'm so excited.

I think we'll start with some drinks,
and we'll just get some, like, small

little bites for the girls to start
with.

Done. Thank you.

I have such a love for polo.

Horses are my favorite animal. The sport
is just amazing.

I had already been friends prior to
moving to Dubai with the Al Habtour

They own two different polo teams.

So Adam grew up on the polo field. It
was just a mommy and son bonding moment.

Oh

my

goodness, girl. Look at you.

You look stunning.

How are you, babe?

You look beautiful.

Good afternoon.

Polo is very, very popular in Dubai.

It's the sports of the elite, and
everybody's like wearing all the

everybody's bragging, and it's like not
my vibe, not my energy.

I mean, I don't mind watching it on TV,
but yeah, not my thing.

I hope nobody's dressed like they want
to ride the horse.

Coming in.

My God, I'm dead.

You look amazing.

You're nothing. I love this color. How
you guys doing?

What's up, Kyle?

How you doing, sweetheart? You look
beautiful. You too. You look amazing.

look great. Brooks and I, we've made up
since Dolly, but Raph and Brooks haven't

seen each other since Caroline's
housewarming party.

You want to do this?

That's my wife. You're not going to
throw my wife under the bus. You want to

talk? Have you ever been challenging me?
I just want this to be a fun.

bubbly afternoon, don't want to address
it. Do we know the rules?

It's easy. Or do we just drink?

Golf on a horse.

Pretty much. Rafi, thank you. Right?
I've known Rafi before I've ever known

Taline. So when we all fell out, my hurt
was more painful when it

came to the friendship being fractured
between me and Raf than it was between

and Taline.

Oh, my.

I want to have a private conversation
with Rafi and talk to him about how he

made me feel.

But now it's not the time or the place.

Good to see you. Thank you for having
me. My love.

Welcome.

Hello.

You guys.

How are you? Wow. You look amazing.

Only me look better than all of you
combined you're not talking about me

Did she say hi to you?

Yes, she did. Okay.

We're all good.

I think she's okay with it. I think.

What? You never know.

Which way the wind goes.

We'll see.

Give it about 15 minutes. We'll figure
it out.

Polo. I don't really know what
appropriate polo attire is in the Middle

because it's an English game, but the
girls are definitely quite pretty women.

The other ones sort of come as a naughty
school headmistress.

Ruth looks like she was going to murder
her ex -boyfriend.

It looks like the Spice Girls have
descended on the polo field. It's

the way we look.

Canberry, you are British. Why are you
wearing giant Prada jellies to polo?

Terrible. Neon was definitely going to
Marilyn Monroe's funeral.

I'm wearing a couture. Like, I'm the
sexiest there. I thought the invite was

polo. I feel like I just walked into a
funeral. This is giving death, not

All the boys are going to move, and all
the girls are going to have a seat.

Sergio, let's find a spot, and let's go
have a drink. Come on.

Where do you guys want to go? Anywhere.

There's shade there. How about over
here? Let's go there.

How are the babies everybody

What's going on with your nanny oh my
god I found out that my maid

has been shutting the cameras off in the
house Bringing men over so then I go

through the whatsapp messages the man's
like What time does the kid go to

school? Who picks him up? How does he
look like? That's scary. Send me a

picture. But she's not arrested or
anything. She's arrested.

She's in jail, babe. What? She's in
jail? She's in jail? She's in jail in

Middle East? Yes, she's in jail.

Sorry, I'm just saying.

That's the law. I am beyond shocked.

It just makes me want my mom to move
here even more than ever. As an expat,

rely on our nannies.

To help us. This is literally my worst
and any parent's worst nightmare.

It's disgusting because the guy is like,
send me the boy's picture. She sent it.

He's like, oh, he's beautiful.

What? I was like, excuse me?

I was like, go to jail. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Coming up. I'm glad that you and Lita
fixed your stuff. Yes. Because honestly,

it was also very hard for me. I know
what I did that night wasn't right.

Yeah.

And it's kind of crazy, man. Look at the
horses. They're fighting.

Champagne, Sergio.

Darling, Sergio, your wife wants a glass
of champagne.

Get this one. There's a waiter for that.

Wow, really?

Oh, my God. He's so pussy whipped.

Amazing.

That looks so beautiful.

My first meal of the day. All right,
babe. I'm eating oysters. Get ready when

go home.

Oh, we have to go and look for gold,
apparently.

Where's your metal detector, Brooke? You
lead the way.

Gold is attracted to you. I've been to
polo matches with royalty, the queen,

famous people playing huge matches.

My ex -boyfriend had a polo team in
America, so, like, I went to way too

polo every single weekend.

But I've never heard of gold coin
search.

It's normally like divots, where you go
and turn over the mud so that the field

is flat again.

I have no idea what I'm looking for, but
if it has to do with gold and digging,

Brooks is the perfect person, and now we
know why she likes polo.

Here I am between my two favorite men. I
don't need gold.

I need my gold!

Who's got it?

This for sure has a metal detector.

Sarah, did you find something?

Is it dry at least, Sarah?

I don't want my shoes now.

Valentino is not the way to go for
these. This is not conducive for these

fields. I know.

I know.

The gold has been found. There's a gold
digger somewhere on this field.

I'm not impressed by Poland, but this is
a rich people's situation.

They are bored, so they sit on horses
and chase the bulls. Why do you want to

sit here?

Men in my villages, they fight with
lions.

They send a 17 -year -old boy to go to
fight with a lion and bring the head of

the lion to be a man.

That is impressive.

How are you? I'm good.

As you know, I went out for lunch with
Lisa, and I think it was needed to

happen. Absolutely.

And I really explained to her how, you
know, much I valued my friendship with

you, and that I was enjoying even
hanging out with her.

I'm glad that you and Lisa fixed your
stuff. Yes. Because honestly, it was

very hard for me. Horrible.

Horrible for me. You were in the middle
of it.

Massively, you know? I know what I did
that night wasn't right.

Yeah, you f***ed me over.

Well, I didn't mean to f*** you over. I
actually really, truly, I am, from the

bottom of my heart, thought I was having
a little bit of fun at the expense of

others. Where I went wrong is I should
have asked your permission.

Yeah. 100%. And I accept all the
responsibility for that. It's not lost

that it is completely ironic that I am
the one apologizing to Ayaan, to Lisa,

everybody for my behavior.

But again, they're children.

If they've got someone else other than
each other to blame, they will be funny.

To be honest, my relationship with her
lately has been like...

We're good, which we've never had that
before.

Yeah, but you're like sisters.

We are, we are, we are.

I know, I know, we are okay now, but it
was really, really hard. We both did

something a little bit shady that we
thought was going to be a little bit of

at someone else's expense. I love that
you think that because you owe me a lot.

You owe me massages because I've been
stressed.

Massages? Bitch, yeah.

Now we're out of Bali, things are
different. I think she's had time to

down, to digest what happened, maybe see
her side, even if she doesn't admit it

to me.

She's ready now. She wasn't ready at the
Bali swing.

You and Lisa were so close that if you
can't get through this, you have bigger

problems. No, no, no. It took her time
because she was hurt. And I have beyond

explained to her. You never told me it
was from her, which is the truth. It is.

And I enjoyed it, to be honest. Yes, so
it's that part on you and me.

Yes, yes, it is. It is that part on both
of us. So here's to us being a bit,

well, if God had a stick, he'd beat both
of us.

It would be you first.

Well, yes. Very hard.

Very hard. Very hard. I don't think
somebody came in between me and Lisa. So

can't blame her for that.

I think me and Lisa came in between each
other.

That made me see Lisa in a different
light.

It was such a big betrayal for me.

And I'm taking out on somebody. But in
the end, I really need to look at why

I'm angry.

Let's go watch the polo.

I'm so happy that you guys came.

Yeah. I really am, and I'm so happy
everybody's in such a good place.

Go, go, go, go! I don't know what I'm
doing for, but go!

Ladies? You need a seat. Not there.

Sorry. The old Lisa would have saved you
a seat. Now she's fine.

Say goodbye, dumbass. I know.

Bitch. Oh, God.

My ass is so tiny.

Oh, my God!

Come on, come on, my family. Definitely
never thought I'd see that.

Lisa, somebody stole your best friend
bag.

Cheers.

Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers.

Ladies,

I'm going to do the ranking.

Oh, God.

Before you start, it's Estella
McCartney, and she's British.

Valentino on the feet. Valentino on the
feet. Chanel on the ears. Chanel on the

ears, Hermes on the head.

Even my dog is in her mess.

Don't call Rafi that.

All right, I'm going to do it.

First place, second place.

Thank you!

Yay! I am a former Miss Jamaica.

Don't take these things lightly.

Lisa, La Floran better be paying you
millions. Walk it, walk it, walk it,

Caroline, thank you for having us here.

We love Dubai.

We love Dubai.

Coming up. I know that one day if you
don't have a baby, you won't be around

forever. If I don't have a baby, what
would be my role in this life?

Nothing.

Show me what you've done.

There's actually only two occasions that
I feel grateful to control the

situation, which is having sex.

and today so let's have sex oh wait did
you just call me okay you

ready okay

slowly tell me okay

we're going here oh wow

are you ready come here

You're my favorite human.

I'm the only human.

Oh, my God, look at this.

So that's your birthday cake. Wait, is
this our house? Yes, it's our house,

exactly. Stop it.

Oh, my goodness. That's our car. This is
the entrance.

Okay. So I wanted to kind of capture
different moments in life. Wow.

Sergio never seems to amaze me, the
stuff he comes up with. I've never seen

cake like it with, you know, the kids
and the dogs in it. Every year I think

can't get better and you do better.

Every birthday with Sergio was insane.

Santa!

Happy birthday, honey. Oh, my God, it's
beautiful.

What do you think? Oh, my God, it's
stunning.

The Birkin's hard enough to get. He must
have gone through hell and back to get

that back.

You can never go wrong in Hermes. I
know. Like, he is just the most

human there is.

Oh, I love you so much, honey.

Honestly, Sergio, we're one in a
million.

People don't get to do this.

Nobody. They have affairs with men like
you. They don't marry and then start

families. It's a beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful life.

I wouldn't change for the world. Life
should be a whole load of... I know, I

understand that. But the problem is, at
some point, couples, they have to

sacrifice because they have
responsibilities within them, which is

is jobs, which is... Which we don't
have. ...maintain a family, which we

have. We don't have.

And that's why, you know, it worries me
to have a baby with you because I don't

want that life again.

But I think we're on the stage now,
honey, that we actually have to decide

we... What are we doing? Are we going to
have a baby or are we not having a

baby?

When we got married, we didn't really
talk about this because everything moved

so fast. But I don't like to live in
this la -la -la place that we just

and postpone and postpone. And the baby
is just this funny thing that we have

there on ice.

And I'm asking what any other husband
will ask.

I'm like in such a catch -22 because I
know that one day if you don't have a

baby... You won't be around forever.

The biggest fear I have is to end up
alone later on in age. Caroline will be

gone. My family will be gone. If I don't
have a baby, what will be my role in

this life?

Nothing. Okay, so look at my eyes.

Are we actually having a baby or not?

Right now, not.

I mean, are we going to have a baby?

So is it a deal -breaker? Tell me.

Hearing Sergio and his response to all
this and knowing how adamant he's

becoming, I realize now is the time that
I really have to think about it

seriously. We both have to agree at the
same time. And I suppose ultimately this

could be the one thing that, you know,
divides us.

Next time on The Real Housewives of
Dubai.

Do it!

I don't want you to get too close to
that bitch, because I'm jealous.

I feel like this is somebody and Lisa
every day, and this is me, and I don't

know what side they're pulling on me.

Me and Akeem have been arguing a lot.

Oh, my gosh.

You don't have a business, you don't own
a business. I have a business of my

own, thank you very much. You will not
host.

You can point at me, Ali. Oh, so you can
point at me?