All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Dubai – S2E10

Previously on The Real Housewives of
Dubai.

Where is Brooks?

This is weird.

Yeah, to be honest, it's the first time
I'm worried.

I know you and Caroline have unresolved
issues.

I'm happy she's alive, but I'm also
holding my breath.

Talk like your friend you've known for
eight years. I don't know if I'm ready

have a conversation. I'm too hurt.

Diane, why don't you take accountability
for the voice note you played up? The

voice note that I sent you?

If I'm not Brooks' fan, I will still not
stand for a minute. You know what? I'm

not her biggest fan as well. Oh, Celine.

She's talking about Celine. Yes. Got it.
Okay.

I'm sorry, Lisa, because I put you up to
it. I cannot trust you now.

Excuse me? I apologize for throwing you
under the bus. I don't give a... Look at

this and shove it up your arsehole.

Which I'm so mad at Ayan.

She betrayed my trust.

Girl, where is your loyalty?

I love you like a sister. You're human.
You made a mistake.

I love you. I miss you. Honestly, I was
just sad.

I reached out to Miss Indonesia's
designer.

This is Paraline S.

Thank you.

This was taken off some poor girl that
works in a restaurant down the road and

probably has to be returned in an hour.
I am not going down like this.

I would have never chosen mustard
yellow.

I don't wear mustard yellow.

Her and Ayan, Ayan was black lace. That
was all planned. I sat behind them in

the van. I read Lisa's text messages to
the designer.

No way.

You look beautiful. Look.

Oh, this is mine.

No.

It's my measurement.

I definitely ain't wearing something
like that.

Mustard? What, you put on a hot dog?

I'm not a hot dog.

She's like, I don't know who gets what.

Yes, you did. This was thought out for a
long time.

I'm done.

We are really late. We need to go.

They can take the other car if they
choose to come.

We are so late to this dinner. Yes. It's
not even funny.

I'm going to change into a pink mask.
I'm not doing it. The designer did it in

accordance to Lisa's specifications.

Look up sabotage in the dictionary.

All you're going to see is a big.

Pinocchio face of Lisa Milan.

Oh, Lisa.

Lisa Milan.

Hi. Lisa Milan.

I love it. Thank you.

It's so nice.

Oh, this is so beautiful.

Would you like anything to drink?

A glass of red wine.

I'll have Grey Goose Vodka with
cranberry.

Water. We're fine. Yeah, we're fine.
Thank you.

Is anyone joining?

Yeah. They're really late. I'm so sorry
for being late. We're sorry.

No worries.

How dare she put me in a mustard
-colored train?

Then she tells the designer to skip the
buttons.

Why? You bitch. You're loving this.

This is the Brooks I really enjoy. The
one that I have fun with instead of the

Jekyll and Hyde one that's stabbing you.
I can pass my issues with Brooks. I

just need her to be consistent.

Let's go to the villa. Let's order food.

I love your buttons.

I love your buttons.

You know what I feel like? You know in
Cinderella, the evil steps.

That's what I feel like. I can't marry
the evil stepmom.

And I'm with it. Why the mom? Don't make
her feel old.

Oh, my God.

I saw when you guys were leaving, and
Talene was coming out when I was getting

in the car, and she was like, this dress
looks horrible on me. That's crazy.

I'm just going to call Brooke. I'm
sorry. That is so rude.

Hello? Where are you?

I was putting on the corset part of my
dress.

And there's no button. Okay.

I had no button. But we closed it with a
belt.

So what, you guys are not coming?

The kitchen closes in like literally 20
minutes.

You know.

Sorry. Telling her is so awful and she's
so upset.

There's only time for that.

Always. Love you.

How can one dress?

Honestly. Cancel the whole evening? I'm
pissed.

It's 100 % disrespectful, not only to
me, but also to the designer.

They knew all the hard work that I put
into making this traditional Balinese

night a special one that we can all
remember.

So for them to just all over it is
actually pretty dope.

If it doesn't have a label on it,
there's a difference between being

and being fashionable.

Okay?

The dresses were beautiful. If they
don't fit or it's not your shade, who

hell cares?

Kiss me.

Thank you.

To me, the dress excuse is just lame. I
mean, have you seen how I looked like in

that dress?

I still made it to dinner.

It's disrespectful, not only to Lisa,
but to the famous designer, Zach Deak.

know what?

They're lost.

We're going to do one Cobb salad.

You know that rice that has the egg on
it? Yeah, we want one of those. And get

coffee goreng.

What is that? That is foie gras.

Oh, foie gras. I cannot believe I ate
that.

But you enjoyed it.

I thought you love expensive food. She
has the most basic palate.

What do you want? Chicken.

Bread.

They're definitely not eating this at
the hotel.

That's tasty.

Do you want some Nasi Goreng?

Yeah.

Tonight, guys, I don't know what's going
to happen when they walk in.

They're going to be pet.

Look, if you're hosting, don't you send
them, like, options and say, do you like

any of these? Correct. Lisa wants a
competition.

She wanted to win the package. She won.

We didn't go.

Look, maybe Lisa was coming from a good
place, but we chose to remove ourselves

from the situation, and now we're all
getting along.

She's going to be like thunder. And it's
truly giving me hope that Brooks and I

are going to be okay. So I am loving
this. It was a great day. And we're

closer?

Yeah. It's the best day. I'll remember
it forever.

I just feel good.

I feel happy. It was amazing, Sarah. We
are just made out of love.

Do you feel like it brought us all
together?

Yes. But I want to say something that I
noticed.

Today, with Tambre, I feel like she's
doing the same thing she did last year.

She holds herself out, so it looks like
we are not interested in having her in

our group.

She does that to herself because it's
old. It's like self -sabotage. It is.

That's the one.

Welcome back to the good side.

No, I think we're welcoming you back,
actually.

You guys are the app.

In all seriousness, of course I've
missed you. I loved having fun with you.

Wow. Can you say that again? No, she
does. I do. I do.

I'm ready to bury the hatchet with
Stanbury.

Most of my issues.

stemmed from how she treated Talene
about her vagina.

This is old news now.

I just want to put it behind us because
I just miss this, Danbury, that I can

let my hair down with. When you're evil,
you're evil, but like, you know. But

you've loved every moment of my evil.
Yeah.

You just didn't like it when it goes
towards you. Yeah.

Let's be clear.

Let's be clear. Brooke still needs a lot
of help.

And I do prefer the one that I
understood that doesn't speak in

But I'm absolutely ready to move
forward, and I'm happy that I'm not

enemy number one anymore.

But now, I'm back to square one. Chanel,
now I'm like, whoa.

Oh, yeah, well, she gave you the finger
up your bumhole.

Well, you know what? I'm actually really
surprised by all of today.

I said to Chanel, you look beautiful.
She walked straight past me. Lisa opened

the door to the car and shut it, and
goes, this isn't my car, and walks off.

They were very upset with me for not
doing the waterfall.

It's like the moment I am made back up.

She hated her again. She was fine with
me. She was. I know.

Do you think they've gone out? I don't
care what they're doing. Who cares? I

reckon they're probably home, being
miserable, talking about us.

Let's see your best book. Danbury.
Danbury.

You're a billionaire with a B.

What do you mean you pay your own bills,
you idiot?

I'm going to do one better.

Oh, God. I'm scared.

Cal, Cal, Cal, the ops do not trust
those girls.

Cal, they don't like you. Cal. Kylie,
Kylie.

My PA is coming. My PA is coming. Does
anyone mind? I'm going to just bring my

PA. Yes, we mind.

We mind.

Why? Can I bring the PA on the rooftop?
Everywhere. You just call her PA and

bring her everywhere. She doesn't have a
name. My name is already PA. My phone.

You know, imitation is the greatest form
of flattery. This is a girl's trip. I'm

loving it because I've been friends with
Brooke for almost a decade.

We've been through...

So many struggles together.

Oh my God, make it stop.

This is just a reminder of how much I
miss her.

Let's go back to the villa.

Can we dance a little bit? I feel like
we should go dancing.

You guys are very easy to imitate.

I don't think I am. No.

With Caroline Stammer, it's the list.
Quite frankly, I don't need to think. I

don't need to be your friend. You don't
mean that much to me.

Sarah, you don't heal the world. You're
actually a contradiction to healing. You

are the definition of hypocrite.

They're going to be home any minute.

Can I have a knife?

What, you need to arm yourself now?

Y 'all, I'm first.

That they're going to see.

I'm first to get murdered.

I'm shitting myself.

Guys, I really need to fart.

I cannot.

She's going to go in on me.

She's going to go in on me. I didn't go
because Lisa decided to remove the

buttons off my dress. It doesn't matter.

Oh my God. You guys look beautiful.

Of course we do. And you guys look
basic.

Beautiful. Of course we do. And you guys
look basic.

We didn't miss you guys.

We didn't miss you guys. I know that you
guys had a wonderful dinner.

Judgmental people over clothes.

You guys, that insecure that you
wouldn't show up because of clothes?

Well, she didn't have buttons.

We didn't have buttons. We didn't have
buttons. And apparently you said to Lisa

that you didn't look good in the dress.
That doesn't look better than what you

could have worn there.

I think everybody should feel entitled.

Maybe you should let me finish.

Sorry?

Hadidah. Hadidah? It's the loudest bird
in Africa.

I went over and beyond to reach out to
this designer to get these dresses.

Talim, what was the problem that you
didn't like the culture of the dress or

didn't like the dress? It's that I
didn't feel comfortable.

But that makes you feel comfortable.

Can I finish?

Like a dollar store brand.

Nah, stop, stop, guys.

I don't even think they have dollar
stores in Dubai. How does Ayaan even

what a dollar store is?

We do have a dollar store.

And it's the tender home store.

It's called Dikan Buasher. Yeah.

It exists.

Samri, why didn't you come?

That wasn't ready. And then they weren't
going, so they didn't go. So you didn't

come with them because you weren't
ready?

I don't know why you're so offended, by
the way. It wasn't even your night. You

haven't spoken to me all day. I didn't
even think you'd miss me.

We were supposed to have fun. And you,
isolating yourself, that was your

You make it look like nobody cares about
you in this group, and then you isolate

yourself and you look like a little girl
in the corner, like nobody cares about

you. It was fun being friends with
Tambree for a while. I chose to be this

loving person to her so that she didn't
appreciate.

Now she's made me go back to exactly
what I love, being a f***ing bitch to

We all care about you, and you choose to
act like that so we can feel sorry for

you. Guess what? I don't f***ing feel
sorry for you. Oh, it's just spots

everywhere. Doesn't take a rocket
scientist to work out that she's still

with me. It's ridiculous.

You guys are not even remorseful.

It was just like, yeah, I didn't like
the dress. You should have sent a

call, something.

You know what? You're right. Thank you
for saying that. And I'm sorry for that.

You're absolutely right.

No, and I mean that. Thank you. You're
right.

And I'm sorry.

I know I'm a Hadidah, but I'm sorry.

Lisa,

I'm sorry I missed your event.

We wish you guys would have come with us
because we had a good time. I

apologize. I do.

I am really going to bed just because I
suffered today, and I love you guys.

I like the fact that Celine and Brooke
apologized.

It's admirable.

I'm not expecting an apology from
Stanbury, though. And if she does, you

be worried. That means she's plotting
something against you.

Keep it, darling.

What's the plan for tomorrow?

We're doing eight TVs.

Okay. I love you guys.

Good night.

I love you.

Celine, good night. Come, let me kiss
you. Bye, everyone. Good night.

Okay, yalla, habibi.

Yalla. The Thai princess!

I mean, you went on an apology campaign.

You said sorry, then I felt obligated to
say sorry. I didn't want to say sorry.

I genuinely did kind of feel like.

How are we? We're good.

I think we're fine.

I think so, too.

I love you. I love you, too. I actually
really missed you. I did, too.

What is that?

I think we need to go to bed.

Roger. Peter. Peter. Rabbit. Hole. Hey.

This was probably one of the worst
fights we've ever had in almost a

But honestly, at this point, I'm ready
to move forward.

Are you having a stroke?

Stroke and out? We're having fun. We're
on holiday.

Different atmosphere.

I just want to put it behind us because
it's time to party.

We're out of here.

Damn, it's got one step.

I just tripped over the devil.

Hi,

Akeen. Hi.

I cannot see in the back because I don't
know how to shave my head.

I don't mind.

Hi, honey. How are you?

I'm good. It's 5 .30.

5 .30 in the morning? Oh, sorry.

Oh, my God. No way I'm there.

That's so good. I love that. You're
still here at the end of my bed.

Are you doing anything special with that
picture of mine?

Oh, sad you. I wonder if you're looking
pretty, actually.

Oh, thanks. I wanted to speak to you
before we go off on some activities

You know, I've told you about the voice
note the other day. I was building a

really good relationship with Ayaan. I'm
very sad that it's gone.

completely left.

Some of the girls are going to do ATVs,
and I'm going to go and spend some time

with Ayaan without any interruption from
others. Going to the Bali swing.

100 % I'm going to focus on repairing my
relationship with Ayaan.

Had I known this voice note was from
Lisa, I would have had an accident with

Ayaan's phone, jumped on top of it, or
thrown it in the ocean.

We've done that.

We went there.

I'm going to push Ayaan.

I'll push. I know, darling. Don't get
jealous.

Okay. Okay. I've asked Diane to the
famous Bali swings so that we can just

this. They're just these huge swings
that go off the side of the cliff. And

there you go. She still hates me at the
end of that. She can always push me off

one of them.

Call me later, honey. I will. I will.
And by the way, it's my birthday in 10

days. So stop planning.

I can't believe it. Oh, thanks.

Love you. Goodbye.

Bye. Are you ready for today?

Yeah, but I'm really hurt. The worst
part about the situation is I actually

taken time to get to know Stambri. I've
given my all.

Like, I literally came in saying, you
know what?

I'm going to try to be good friends with
this girl.

I'm going to try to get to know her.

And I was actually getting to know her
and I was actually liking her. So for

after all that to this, it's kind of
like, what the f***, girl? Like, why

you just switch on me like that?

Just like that.

Somebody invited me to lunch with her
because she wants to talk to me. I bent

backward to be friends with somebody.
But now she came in between me and Lisa.

I'm just going to go because I need to
understand why she did me the way she

me. She needs to explain herself to me
because I'm really mad at her.

Coming up next.

Oh, hello.

Dude, he's going to charge.

Go.

Go, go, go, go, go.

Can I have another coffee with almond
milk?

Good morning, good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Wow, wow, wow.

ATV outfits.

Well, no.

Ayaan and I are doing the Bali swing.
Yeah. I don't want to do ATV. I'm going

do it. We're doing a moment, Caroline.

What's the swing?

The big swing in Bali.

There's a beautiful swing on a cliff
when you take a picture in the air. Oh,

wow.

So you're not doing ATV?

No.

Okay. Enjoy.

I can't believe it's our last day.

Yes. The van's outside.

Should we go?

Yes. Do not push each other off the
swing. Guys, if she doesn't come back,

did it. You did it.

All right.

Are they going to make it out alive, the
two of them, on that swing? Well, if

somebody doesn't fall off the swing.

Are you guys ready and excited, ATVs?
Not really. I'd like to go on a plane.

We've all done it before, I think,
except Denise. Let's do it. Let's go.

Oh, do I have to carry my own bag?

Kylie, who's going to carry my bag?

Nami.

What area is this called?

Uluwatu.

Uluwatu, okay. We never left Uluwatu,
only yesterday for the waterfall.

Oh, okay.

Now that looks pretty.

We're here, guys.

Hello. Welcome to Bukit Dari. Okay, I
love you already with the rasta colors.

Hello. Hello. How are you?

Appetite? Okay.

I've never done this before. Am I going
to die today?

That scared me. I wasn't going to know.

That was a scary reaction.

Welcome to Bukit Sarai TV.

We have boots and helmets.

Who's riding with who? I'll ride alone.

I'll go with you. I'll go with Saba.

How romantic.

Lisa. Yeah? You're not dressed for that.

You look good on the back of the bike.

Does it look like I just have a rat
tail?

Let me see. I mean, we are country
bumpkin. Look at your boots. Are you

concerned about the brave?

Are you more concerned about the...

I'm actually really happy to see Brooke
and Talene back to being good with each

other. I'm from Virginia.

Maybe Sarah's little voodoo trip is
working.

What are you guys on?

We ate the same breakfast.

Table under Sanbury. Thank you.

So pretty.

Can I have a pineapple juice, please?

Pineapple, please, as well. Yeah.

How about the food?

Yeah, actually, I'm so hungry.

I'd love pad thai. Pad thai.

With chicken.

Yeah. Me too.

It's a very beautiful place. Very green.

Reminds me of home.

I see why I love Bali.

I think it's good that we started on our
own here.

That's why I asked you to come for
lunch, so I can talk to you a little

what happened.

In a calm environment, I am.

The funny thing is it was Ayaan being
messy in this situation, but I think

really important to sort of try and move
on from this thing because I think

Ayaan feels that this shows her that she
can't trust me in any aspect of her

life and that I am now this terrible
person that everyone told her I was and

that I have been plotting and planning
to ruin her friendship, which is

todswassel. Thank you. Thank you so
much. You know, first of all, I feel

you and I have been getting to a really
good place.

And that message went very left for both
of us, by the way. It was not how I

expected it to go at all.

And I also didn't know it was from Lisa.
Had I known it was from Lisa, I

wouldn't have done that to you. You
never told me it was from Lisa.

No, but I trusted you and you called me
out and I was like, what?

I have my best friend who's pissed with
me.

Because she feels like, hey, I said to
that voice not for you.

So now Lisa's like, I don't trust you,
which I've never had somebody say that

me. You blindsided me.

You didn't have to throw me under the
bus like that without talking to me. I

should have left it, and I'm
apologizing. I really am.

I felt so betrayed, Caroline, and I was
very disappointed, to be honest. We were

in a good place.

I really, truly am sorry. My intention
was not to blow up your relationship

Lisa. What was your intention, Caroline?

To have a little bit of fun at Sarah and
Brooke's.

She knows this was to poke a little bit
of fun at Sarah, and she was having a

laugh with me when she told me.

The more I drank, the more my mouth runs
wild. I love it. But can you guys not

talk about it until later on? But you
can play it again in Bali. Oh, in front

Brooke? Yeah.

She's really angry at herself playing
off the voice note because it's caused

such a big problem for her and Lisa.

I actually started to trust you and like
you more. Do you understand that? It

was not easy for me because you don't
know how hard it was because Lisa is

she's going to do you dirty. Don't do
it. But you know what? I did not listen.

literally came in with respect, with
care. And so did I.

What you did was not okay to me. There's
no excuse you can give me. There's

nothing that you can say that will make
me think it was okay.

Why you did was not okay to me. There's
no excuse you can give me. There's

nothing that you can say that will make
me think it was okay. I'm very loyal as

a person. I really am, and you know
that.

One of my favorite things in the world
is when people tell me they trust me

because I've never done anybody like
that in my friends like that.

I told Lisa it was not your fault. It
wasn't meant to go that way. My

of it was to little with the others.

Didn't work.

Apologize for that. I can't make you
trust me again.

That's up to you.

She says she doesn't trust me because of
this. It really, really, really

affected me. I would never have done
that to have a little bit of a dig at

Sarah. It backfired, and it backfired on
you and your friendship. I would not

have done that to you.

You know, we're learning each other's
language. That's normal with new people.

You know, we'll just take one step back,
take it slow. I'm fine with that. So

are you.

And I think that's a good place to be.

I love that.

Me too.

Do I regret playing the voice now?

No. That's what you do when you go out
with your friends and you connect about

something stupid and silly.

What I'm bothered about is seeing Lisa
in a different light.

Because now it made me feel like my
friend literally called me out and said

doesn't trust me.

So maybe I'm hating Stambri now because
I hate the feeling of how I felt that

night. We've discussed it. We're hearing
each other now, so I'm good. And we can

go have some fun.

I want to push you off that cliff and
that draft.

You already did. Come on. Come on. How
do you think the other girls are doing

dirt biking?

Welcome to the wild side.

Ready? I got them so excited.

Go.

How do you turn it?

This is the widest turn I've ever seen.

I love riding the ATV. In Dubai, I'm
addicted to it. It's a good way to

some adrenaline and get rid of some
stress.

I'm so stressed.

Guys, I need a drink after this.

Oh, my gosh.

Holy.

I'm trying, women.

No.

Hi. Hey.

What the hell?

Oh, my God.

Dude, he's going to charge.

Go.

Remember mad cow disease?

This motherfucker had it.

Anybody fall down there before?

Because I really like myself.

I don't think I'm ready, but I have no
choice. Right. Any last words, Diane?

I hope I come back.

Not on my watch.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no, it's beautiful.

Oh, it's so beautiful, Caroline. I'm
having like 1 % forgiveness towards you.

Oh, great.

Let it go.

Oh, there we go.

Not for you. Oh.

I'm getting water on my breath.

Oh, my God.

F*** me.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Wait, see?

It's so good.

Yeah, keep going.

Oh, my God. No, I'm good. I don't...

Oh my God, we survived.

How was it, all right?

It was amazing.

So much fun. I'm happy to be alive.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hello.

How are you, Antara?

Guys, my bones are aching. I'm going to
call for a massage.

Oh, my back.

Hello. Hi, how are you?

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Hi. Hello.

How was it?

I actually thought it was going to be
scary.

But once you go out, it was just so
beautiful.

I'm glad you guys had fun.

It was hard when we sat down because I
was telling her what happened. But we're

good. We had fun after that.

Ayanna and Stanbury, I'm stepping away
from it and letting them deal with their

own shit.

I want no part.

All right, girls, here we go.

Shower. Yeah, let's go get ready.

Last night in Bali, let's do it.

This is the dress. Ooh. See if this
works. I don't know about the... The

The boobs, the cleavage. Let's see what
we can do with this. I don't know. Do

you have any chocolate?

I have a lot of chocolate.

What will you wear?

I don't know.

You don't have a shawl, a scarf, a wrap,
something?

I have a couple of, like, tropical suits
that I have, I can wear.

Okay. Yeah.

Are you okay? You look really stressed.

I'm very stressed.

Oh, my God. I have some issues and
conflicts with Akeem.

What's the problem?

He got really upset because I'm going to
do a podcast, and the guy that wants to

do the podcast, he's a sports figure.

And he has shirtless pictures. He's
like, a woman should not be on a podcast

with a guy who has shirtless pictures.
I'm like, what?

But I'm getting paid $45 ,000 for this
podcast. You need to do something about

it. After I get back from Bali, I have a
big podcast scheduled.

It's about my awakening experiences and
my entrepreneurship, where I get to

share my experiences with people so I
can help everyone in the community.

I get a phone call from Akeen and he
gave me like an order.

He's like, this podcast you think you're
doing, you're not doing it. If you have

a valid reason, if you're financially
providing, fine.

But there's no valid reason.

He says this guy is not good.

He doesn't like him. He doesn't know him
on a personal level, but he says the

guy has a crazy lifestyle.

What do I have to do with it? I'm just
going to do my job.

He's not shirtless on the podcast.

I know.

I know. You also have your clothes on. I
don't understand why do I have to lose

for him to be happy.

Sarah, this is your work.

I know. You don't work with women. You
work with men and women. He does not

believe women and men can be friends.

This is work.

Is he paying your bills? No. Is he
paying your son's bills? No. Then why is

affecting... Your work and your
financial remuneration for your hard

That's why I'm feeling upset.

I don't mean to have a go at you.

I want to call him and I want to shout
at him.

You're letting him control you. You're
letting him ruin you.

But yeah, it's just stressing me.

It's stressing me and then I'm away from
work. I'm away from my kids. It's just

so much.

I know.

Coming up next.

Will I have another baby?

Do you see a boy?

Wow, stunning.

How Arab these perfumes.

The labor work is not for you, Caroline.
I don't like labor. Oh, I found a

penis. I found another penis.

What? You know in Bali they worship the
penis.

What? Yes.

No comment.

These are wooden penis bottle openers.
They're not sex toys.

After getting the initial shock of going
to Bali and seeing penises everywhere,

I then understood that it's something
spiritual to them and they are meant to

bring strength and money and things like
that. They pray to them.

Crowns.

How do you work this?

Oh, should we put another one there?

Perfect.

Coming!

Oh!

Hello,

I'm your princess.

Hey!

Oh, wow! Are we going to the Oscars?

You are so beautiful. You look very
pretty. I love... Everybody looks good

feathers. I'm always getting jealous
when anyone wears feathers. I feel like

own feathers and I don't.

Are you guys organizing the party?

Isn't the party organized at Brook?

Yeah. I don't know where she is. Oh,
God.

Yeah, champagne.

Yeah. Red wine, please. Thank you so
much. Oh,

God. You know I love this.

I know.

I will take it to Dubai. No, I'm not
allowed to do that.

Like, see, you explained that away at
the airport.

I can't bring it to Dubai because it is
illegal to have a penis that's not

connected into a human body.

If you are in Dubai airport with these
things, they will be confiscated and you

will be warned.

I know a lot of girls who've got into,
not trouble, but they've had, I mean,

get taken off and it gets taken away.

The amount of dildo they confiscate in
Dubai airport, you have no idea.

I got caught coming through with like a
little vibrator because I was traveling.

So obviously, you know, I need my
vibrator when I'm traveling.

Okay, good evening.

We're the palm reader. We're so excited.

Yes, you're welcome. I decided to get
the girls an energy palm reader. Chanel,

I'm getting the palm reader tonight.

Oh, that's fabulous.

So we can bond.

She reads your energy of your palm, and
she can tell you a lot about yourself.

Wow.

What's happening?

Playing with balls. I know, why do I
feel like I'm at a bachelorette party?

Where's your best friend?

She's not here? She was supposed to do
this.

You're joking.

You got one too? Which I love. This is
embarrassing. I'm so sorry.

Should we start or should we wait for
them?

I don't know. Do you guys want to wait
or do you want to start with her? No,

guys start.

Let's start with Sarah.

Hi. Oh, thank you. Welcome.

A crowd.

A crowd.

Sarah doesn't want it, so I got you
this. Oh, love it.

Is Sarah the first one?

This year, love not good. All make you
sadness like that.

Okay. Be careful with somebody.

Because they make you sadness and angry.

Oh, wow.

Next year, you're fine.

Okay. Yeah? Hakeem has to go.

No, Sarah.

For this year. I know it's Sakine. Sarah
knows it's Sakine. Maybe in 10 years,

they would be compatible.

But right now, they're not.

Business, money, and love, you can find
next year.

Put everything on hold. Yes.

I'm going to volunteer myself to be
next. I want to tell you I'm the most

fabulous. Where is Brooke?

Where is Brooke?

I know she has some lactose.

Problem from earlier.

Thank you. Oh, wow.

But we haven't eaten in ages.

Tara, thank you so much. Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Very busy.

Yes, lately I'm very busy because I
started a business. And confused like

yeah.

Confused is accurate.

Can you tell her age?

We don't know how old she is. She
doesn't know. No, but this good farm,

successful can go.

Yeah, money. Oh, my God, we're all
losing it. She's making it great.

Fabulous. The woman knows what she's
talking about.

You know what I forgot?

How old are you? Shut up. This woman
just made me feel good. I know.

The dentist sent it to me. I'm not
surprised the palm reader cannot tell

age, but I have the result.

How old do you think she is? Let's spit
that part out. Let me do my studies.

I need to have the information first.
Missy, this was my idea. Was it?

Yes. Well, then you and I can both know.
Yes. We won't tell her.

So I will be able to see Ion's age
tonight, and I'm so excited.

Oh, you are smart people.

Aw, thank you.

And you are loyal.

I'm loyal? Yeah.

Where's Brooke?

And be careful, don't trust with woman.

One woman she says don't trust. She make
you always sadden up. She brings me

sadness. She's not in the room.

I was projectile vomiting.

I need you to make up my page to look
fresh.

I think today proved that I should not
joke around with my lack of intolerance.

Canberry, your neck.

Oh, God.

Don't worry. Just relax.

If I got any more relaxed, I'd be
catatonic. You'll be catatonic.

Independent?

Yes. That's true. Independent.

Will I have another baby?

Will I? If you see a boy, he's going to
have another.

I've got a boy on ice.

I'm not sure I like this.

When is it coming to life? Because it's
in the freezer.

We have enough problems. Don't ruin my
night. I mean, I don't even know if I

want to tell this news to Sergio because
he's going to be like, now we have to

do it. I don't know if I believe this.

100 % now we know this is not real
because we know this baby's not coming

all. Okay, guys, Saba's turn.

I don't want to do my palm. You're not
doing it? No. Finally.

Hello. You look stunning. Are you
feeling better?

You look beautiful.

Yeah? I was so sick. No.

I ate dairy.

Lucy, you're next.

The woman told Talin, Talin, you have a
woman in your life that's not loyal

to you. There's a woman in your life
that you should not trust.

She said, be careful.

I said, maybe.

Definitely not me.

I saw your palm.

Please control your emotion and don't
keep something negative in your

Okay. Aya. Aya, move.

You're very busy.

I am busy. Yeah. You must...

So Caroline Brooks wants to do it, but
she wants everyone to be very quiet.

How are you, Caroline?

Nice to meet you.

Coming up.

A few weeks ago, we went for a TV
reveal.

Oh, my God.

The results are in.

Oh, my God.

What would you say to all of us as a
piece of advice?

Good energy, but control your emotions.

Control your emotions. Thank you for
everything. Thank you. Thank you.

You were great.

Dinner is ready. I am starving.

Let's pray for a very peaceful dinner.

So, girls, we have a surprise for you.

A few weeks ago, we went for a skin
reveal.

The results are in.

So we're going to know your age range.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm not prepared.

Close your eyes, Diane. Close your eyes.

She's going to get burned. Do not burn
me. Oh, we're blowing. Y 'all are

it out. Okay.

One of these is your actual age.

forensic result, you can be the
youngest, 45, and the oldest, 50.

My birth certificate says I'm 42.

It makes sense that I could be a 50
-year -old woman.

I know I'm older than you. Can you
believe that? I'm now one of the babies

the group.

I just am happy that Stambri was... So
happy.

I wanted her to feel like that because
in the end of the day, I know that she's

going to have a facelift before I do.

Bon appétit. Let's dig in. Can I have
some?

Pass the plate, babe.

What do you want? Fish, the fish. Take
the whole thing.

Somebody's drunk, y 'all.

I need more food. Whatever it is, I'll
just eat it.

You need more champagne.

The week went by so fast.

This holiday has been amazing.

As a friend group, we've had our ups and
downs.

But there were more ups than downs,
which has made my soul, my heart, and

everything else happy.

In the end, we're like sisters.

Yeah. Because we can fight, but in the
end, we all love each other.

You didn't do the party good.

I want to get back, though. I can't wait
to get back to my baby.

Sanbury, if you do not put down the
wiener. Just put it down, Sanbury.

This trip wasn't perfect, but I'm so
happy that Brooks and I are okay and we

move forward.

It could not have ended better.

I am shocked.

I still don't believe it. It is our last
day in Bali. I have a party outside for

you. Let's have a good time.

Welcome to the party!

I'm so happy that I came. I never
thought that by the end of this trip,

toasting wooden penises with Stanbury
and Talene. Stanbury is about to get in

the pool. Holy.

Oh, my God.

Eat, Ray.

Whoa.

I don't have to. We're sisters for life.
We argue. We go dirty.

We drug each other. You drug each other?

Yeah. Drag.

Yeah, we drag each other with love.

Oh, my nipple. Even though Ayan and I
had the worst fight we've ever had,

moving on, but to be honest, forgiven,
but not forgotten.

Ever.

I definitely let my hair down on this
trip. I couldn't behave this way if

had been beside me. He would have
dragged me home by my hair.

Next time on The Real Housewives of
Dubai.

My maid for

the past six months have been closing
the cameras in the house.

bringing multiple men. The man asked her
times where we go out, when do I come

back. She was plotting to take him for
ransom.

Are we actually having a baby?

Right now, no.

Is it a deal break or what? I want a
baby.