All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Dubai – S1E5

Sean is my cousin. We both kind of sunk
our roots here around the same time. It

feels amazing to have somebody from home
away from home.

How's everything else been? How's
business? How's everything?

Everything was good.

Same. It's been hectic. You know, I'm
opening my spa.

They have a six -month deadline to get
it done.

So we're opening very soon.

Good afternoon. Hi, good afternoon. May
I offer you something to drink? Some

water? I would love the same thing he's
having.

Sunrise tequila, of course.

Appreciate it.

But you know in Dubai, six months goes
by quickly and everything's always late.

Put a little pressure.

Yeah, I'm going to put... It's my ex
-husband building it.

It's gone.

He'll get it done.

Hi, thank you so much.

I'm hungry. Is she on a plate like this?

No.

She'll be here in a second.

Oh my God!

Give me the tea, honey. I'm very thirsty
today.

They don't hate me because I'm
beautiful. They hate me because they're

A woman should be two things, who and
what she wants.

The desert is ruthless, but nothing is
more savage than me.

The only thing you can take from me are
notes.

If you think money can't buy you
happiness, you clearly haven't been to

In the city of gold, nothing shines
brighter than me.

You showed up like Versace, Versace.

Look at you.

I spin.

Okay, Lady Caroline.

Love it.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

How have you been? You look beautiful. I
love your makeup. Of course you showed

up in Versace. Well, we're at Versace,
so why not show up in Versace? How have

you been? I'm good. How was your flight?
We missed you over here. You know what?

This is the longest flight ever. I got
stuck in Paris.

Some cocktails as well?

Something very light and refreshing.

A lot of it. I'm not really a drinker.
I'm a church girl.

Should we surprise you?

Oh, make it a surprise, but don't scare
me.

Phaedra has known my cousin Sean for, I
don't even know how long, but we were

never close until Sean was like, Phaedra
wants to buy property.

I told her, you know, I have some great
investment properties for you. And then

me and Phaedra connected.

I was like, oh my gosh, she's like my
soul sister.

Just mix it with a little bit of
champagne. Okay, that looks beautiful.

blueberry liqueur. Ooh.

I like it more than Berlin.

Okay. Yum.

I think he's waiting with you. With the
smoothness.

Vladimir.

Vladimir. Not the eyebrows.

That's it.

Pedro, I missed you. Will you ever go
back to Boston? No.

You said that quick.

It's time to eat something.

I will go back. I go back every year,
right? But I don't want to live there.

Y 'all are black folks.

Right. They love us here. They love us
here. Champions.

Like, die for us.

Thank you so much.

We are like royalty here. No, royalty.
The black of the berries to the juice.

No, that's right, honey. I'm old
chocolate there.

That's crazy, but what's the men like
here?

They can have many wives, right?

They could.

I like a sister wife.

That's where I'm at. That's where I'm
at.

No, but do you know there's rules to
that? Let me tell you something about

dating game.

Tell me the rules. If you date a Muslim
man, like an Arab or local, they have to

treat each of their wives the same.

They get to marry you. They have to
first of all ask their first wife for

permission.

Once she agrees and he marries you.

You will have the same lifestyle she
has. And if he can't afford to give them

all equal, he can't marry multiple
wives.

I like organization. This might be the
life for me. You can marry my ex. He's

available.

He cheats.

Oh, man.

He cheats.

Oh, Lord.

It's not a crime. They can cheat.

But it's very expensive to cheat on me,
girl. I'll tell you right now. I know

that's right. If you cheat on me, we
break up. I deserve a settlement.

You're not going to make me become
accustomed to a certain lifestyle, make

put my own life on hold that I've worked
so hard to build, and then you go and

decide to cheat and ruin our home?

Oh, no, darling.

If you cheat, it's going to be
expensive.

Please introduce me to these settlement
men, because, hell, I'm usually the one

trying to pay the settlement.

Man. But, Sean, we got to do more
business together over here. We will.

I want to expand.

I mean, it's money here.

You're an attorney. You know what's good
for business.

And you know that there's so much good
opportunity here. I mean, right now, the

time Dubai is like.

This is where the heat is. Let the games
begin.

What else are we going to do while I'm
here? Okay. I want to be entertained.

I want to take you to ski Dubai. Will
you, Tom?

So it is cold in here.

What do you think? Ski Dubai is an
indoor ski slope in the middle of a mall

the middle of the desert in Dubai.

It's incredible.

I'll invite a couple of my girlfriends.

Okay. The last time you were here, you
met Lisa briefly.

But I didn't introduce you to Caroline.

It's going to be a lot of fun.

Yo,

whose cat is this?

This cat has one eye and big balls.

Yes, you respect it.

Oh, Lord.

Where is he? He's not my son.

He's in the cat.

Let's go.

It's Miss Gold's food time, boys. Let's
quickly feed her.

Here, Miss Goat.

Like this?

Hey, Miss Goat. Miss Goat.

Good job.

Oh, we like Miss Goat, don't we?

But you know she has to go back to her
mommy and her daddy at the farm soon.

I don't want to go, though.

Miss Goat, if you want to go home, eat
something.

Maxie.

She doesn't go to the eat, mommy.

Listen,

I love Miss Goat. She's so cute. But
adding a goat to all this

mix is just too much work for me.

Okay, we'll keep her for one more week.

One more year.

Oh, my God, I'm going to kill Ayan.

She is kind of stealing a little bit of
my attention.

I mean, she cries at night and Rich goes
out to help her.

Like, who does that? I'm the only one
supposed to be crying at night and it

shouldn't be that kind of crying, you
know?

Don't scare her.

I'm so tired, you know.

I'm literally losing my voice today. Can
you hear it? No, I can't, but my voice

is probably super raspy too because...
What happened yesterday?

Oh my God, Rich, where do I begin?

I knew Stanbury was going to be there.
Yeah. But seeing Ayan, if he apologizes,

we'll be good.

I thought that was all done anyway.

It got resolved.

Good. But now there's a new problem.

With who?

With Stanbury and me.

Ayan is talking to Sergio while I'm
talking to Stanbury who's sitting across

from me. I said, do not group me with
Ayan. Fast forward.

Ayan gets up, Danbury, and says, I'm mad
at you. But Sergio... Openly, across

the table. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she
goes, because you're with them.

I say them.

But then, brace yourself.

She said to me, a married woman.

I hope she's going to find your dick.

Who's dick?

Sergio!

I'm glad I wasn't there now. I'm glad
you weren't there because you would have

lost your dick on her. But Lisa, listen.

Influencer here.

Yeah. If you could find a way to have
fun, have fun, but stay you.

Shouting in public, swearing in public,
all of this is illegal in Dubai.

But it's also disrespectful.

I'm a wife. I'm a mother. How dare you,
girl?

Look for the good in her.

Oh, it's going to be hard. Expect good
from her, and you're more likely to get

it, right?

I just need her to know.

Stop. with me coming up next this is
gonna be so much fun

she's lucky i'm not pushing her faster
down that mountain i don't care where

that pole ends up

How are we doing with the food? Right.
The meat is ready here.

Wine glasses are out there. We need two
jugs. Do you need anything?

No, just got friends coming over for
dinner. Who?

Chanel.

I don't think you've met her.

Wow.

Is it first meet tonight?

Okay, we've all made our way.

Am I apprehensive?

Yes. But I want to...

Try and solidify some sort of
relationship with this woman. I will

of rosé wine. You know, I've also
separated the pole from the puppet, so

maybe she'll have her own brain.

It's like a stick, like a puppet. Lisa's
head is up Chanel's ass, and she

maneuvers Chanel's body.

Who knows what to expect? Oh, my God.

Just breathe, honey.

Hello. Oh, my goodness, you look
gorgeous.

How are you?

I'm good.

Come in.

This is Taz.

Nice. It's very cute. Looks like me a
little bit.

That looks like you. Yeah, it's a diva.
He is a diva, yes. Come through.

This is my son, Zach, and his friend,
Charlie.

Say hello.

How are you?

Maybe I should give somebody a chance
and get to know her. I want to see who

is around her kids, around her husband.

Jesus, protect me.

Because I might be poisoned.

Who the hell knows?

Thank you very much. Oh, cheers, guys.

Cheers.

So you have twins and twin boys, right?
Yeah, but they don't look alike. My

other son is at Motion Gate right now.
He'll come back tomorrow.

You're going to have more, right? You
said he was saying... Right, off you go.

Thank you, my love.

He's nice.

I mean, they're not keen.

We're going to have a baby, and maybe
two.

Oh, not having two.

I'm not a family -oriented person at
all. I'm prickly as a cactus. He spends

his life on FaceTime with his mother.

I'm very different. I went to boarding
school from 6 to 18.

I went to a therapist once. She said,
you basically went to the army from 6 to

18. I think that you just learn, in a
way, no one's coming.

Boarding school has shaped me in many
ways. I mean, that's why I'm not very

at emotion, because you're not taught
any of these things.

That's just, you know, the British way.
It's like the stiff upper lip. It made

me very, very hard and practical.

The thing is, British culture, when
you're rich, that's what you do.

I don't imagine sending my kid.

Like, I have issues with him going to
college right now in two years. Yeah,

need to get over that. I know.

It's not going to be easy. I'm trying my
best.

Why don't you have another baby?

I don't think I want to put my vagina in
that situation anymore. Your vagina?

No. What do you mean?

Very painful.

Is it?

Huh? I wouldn't do anything for a baby,
huh?

Oh, that's sweet.

That means you're going to be a good
child.

Oh, he's going to be the parent.

I've got three children. I told him the
moment that baby comes out, it is his.

He better buy a papoose and find a
really nice nanny to help him.

I believe that the new baby, you will be
different.

Why would you have a child and give it
away to your husband to raise it?

It means you are not ready to have a
child. I was brought up into this world

with my dad and he didn't have time for
me.

Maybe this is a new millennial thing.

No, she's not millennial. She's old.

What are the old people?

It's not millennial.

I think I'm millennial. I don't know
what she is.

Am I millennial?

Hello?

Who is it?

He told me I'm still at the house. Oh,
okay.

Your brother's coming?

I'm so happy about that.

Happy. Now you're young, you feel like
that, but when you grow up, you're going

to miss them. Like, I was the same thing
with my siblings, and now that I'm so

grown, I miss them so much.

Where do they live?

So I have 30 siblings.

30? Yeah.

Oh, no, I didn't hear this. Just from my
mom is like 10, and then from his new

wife is 11, and then the rest is just
like my stepbrothers.

I can't imagine.

My dad is a very active man.

Thank you guys for dinner. All right,
bon appetit. This is so nice.

You too.

Is that okay? I'm not good. No, no, it's
good. Yeah?

How was yesterday?

Fun?

Yeah, actually, it ended up really good.

It was amazing to see everyone and
things like that. Honestly, it was

good.

What did she tell you, Lisa, after
everything that happened?

She just didn't understand what went
wrong.

When you and I sort of hugged it out,
she wasn't done.

It was very intense.

Really?

She blindsided me with like the whole
thing about her fashion show or

Yeah, why didn't you come? Because she
supports you. You should support her.

She's been busy.

You need to speak to her because she
is... The nicest party.

I'm open to anything.

If you come at me calm and you say,
okay, let's put it to bed, I do move on.

can forgive and forget.

No way. You like it? All right. Nice
kid.

You know, I'm having a birthday party
coming up next week.

It's going to be like Asian theme, like
because I love Asian food. You guys know

Shanghai Me? Yeah. Yeah, would you guys
like to come? I'd love to have you

there. I love Shanghai Me. How old are
you going to be?

My American passport says I'm 40.

Right. My Kenyan passport says I'm 35.

I was born in a village. I was not born
in a hospital.

I feel I'm like 17 in my soul, and I
feel like my vagina is 12.

Oh, babe.

Are we celebrating you or your vagina?

Both.

Coming up next, let me stage you in
Marathi way.

Honey, you're on fire.

I'm so excited that you're coming over
to my house. My sister and my brother

not going to be there, or my mom.

They're in quarantine.

How are they feeling?

You don't have any symptoms. They're
good. But just for safety of others.

Yeah. But you get to meet my dad.

I know. I'm looking forward to that. My
dad is me with a mustache.

You don't come to Sharjah a lot, do you?
I don't really know. Very, very rare.

So I'll tell you what's the difference
between Sharjah and Dubai.

Sharjah is more cultural, more
preserved, and more conservative.

The UAE has seven emirates. I'm from an
area called Ajman.

and then move to Sharjah, and then I
reside in Dubai.

Do you, like, come every weekend?

So, in our culture, Emiratis, we gather
every Friday. Yeah, we're the same. We

gather every week. You're so fortunate
that you can just drive.

Exactly. You know, and you're there.

I wish I could do that.

Both of us are Arab, and she hasn't seen
her family for a while. And I know she

misses the culture, the family
gatherings and all that.

So I wanted to give her a taste of home.

We're also going to meet one of my
oldest friends, Noor.

I'm really excited.

This is one of the family houses where
we gather here most of the time.

My dad, Abdul Wahab.

Hi, Nina.

How are you?

I'm good.

Nina, please, you enjoy the house. Thank
you.

Oh, it's so nice.

Okay.

Thank you.

So cute in here. Let me get you some
bakhoor, come.

Oh, bakhoor, yeah.

Let me say to you Emirati way.

But this doesn't remove any bad energy,
FYI.

It gives a nice smell.

Honey, you're on fire.

If you have a fire alarm, it might be an
issue.

I got kicked out of so many hotels
because I put the bakura on in rooms.

But the purpose of it is to make the
house smell good and make it more

for guests. And, you know, we're all
about, you know, smelling good.

This is how Arabs are.

So you need to know something about the
Emiratis. We have a kitchen inside the

house, but we do not cook there at all.
We have a kitchen outside for cooking,

because the smell of cooking, no way.

Sarah, I'm coming over all the time. You
should. This is so cute.

My dad built everything.

I love that.

So Sarah was telling me that she's your
favorite.

From the day she was born.

Not Jamal.

What was the first thing she did? The
first thing, she used to go and buy

from the grocery shops.

And she puts her, you know, my shop.

I like to sell the candy. That's why I
call her the superwoman.

You guys are making me emotional. I miss
my father.

My dad. He's the love of my life. My
father is a very modern man. My mom is

yet very cultural.

I had both worlds from mom and dad that
made me the person I am today.

And I have the courage to actually
decide what part of the culture I want

do and apply and then leave behind.

Let's go, Bob.

Bob is doing corn.

I was a tomboy all my life, but I
remember in grade...

When did I, like, switch a bit more
feminine?

In grade, like, 11 -ish? In the end. We
would sneak in, like, we would go

towards the principal's office, and then
there's a computer room there, just so

we can see the guys and talk to them. I
was a troublemaker.

This is Sarah when she was... Oh, my
God!

My God, look at the bangs.

They're so cute.

Find a... My God, look at this. Oh!

You know, these pictures, like, they
take you back, these pictures. You're so

lucky you have them. You know, my
parents, they lost all our photos in the

We had to escape.

All our photos are gone.

My parents had to, you know, leave
Lebanon. Things were not stable there.

was always war.

You didn't know where you were going to
get shot.

It was a tough time. My parents wanted
to give us a better life.

Moving to the U .S., it was a struggle.

We started literally from scratch.

It shaped me, made me more sympathetic.

It made me who I am today because I
appreciate everything.

I take nothing for granted, nothing.

You know that my dad and mom are
cousins, okay? Okay. But it wasn't like

arranged marriage. They were really,
like, in love with each other. They got

engaged when my mom was... 14.

19! Oh!

14. My mom was 15.

Back then it was fine. It was fine.

And then nine months later, ta -da!

Mama drama.

Mama drama!

I mean, that was...

Oh, my feet hurt.

Seriously.

Oh, it feels so good without shoes.

I love it, I love it, I love it.

My feet

was hurting.

Walking without shoes.

Bring me so much peace.

Everybody should try to go back to how
we came into this world.

Hello, did you come out of your mother's
vagina with shoes?

Absolutely not.

You look so good.

Yeah, let's go have a cup of coffee. Oh,
yeah, let's do it.

Wow,

they're macaroons. Yeah. You have the
most bags, so I'll let you get the comfy

one. Yeah, because I was here earlier
than you shopping, so I'm sure you're

going to have ten more bags in ten
minutes.

What have you been up to? Just getting
ready for my birthday.

Your birthday!

And Tati's birthday.

I know. Because we have four hours
difference from each other. Yeah, I

know. So it's like, want to celebrate
with him and then he can celebrate with

his friends too. Yeah. Another day. What
have you been up to? What's going on?

What's new? Oh my God, nothing's really
new since Nina went left.

I did not expect this whole issue with
Sanberry to even come up.

And oh my God, girl, I have to tell you.
Yeah. So when you got up to go find my

phone. Okay.

Sergio grabs my hand. Do you know what
she said to me? No. She was like, do you

want to... Huh?

I swear.

She what? She asked me, do you want to
fuck his dick?

I was like, do you want to fuck his
dick?

Not even, girl. I'm married.

Do you think because she doesn't do him
and she wants me to do it? Well, she

said she did it.

Because I said you do it. She said no.

No way.

And the other thing, too, I didn't tell
you, I met her.

Wait, wait, wait.

When did you meet her? You met her
after? I met her for dinner, yes. She

me for barbecue, to be honest. It was
nice.

Okay, that's good. I went with a very
good energy, like top, you know? I feel

like she can be like a coincidence
person to each other.

You can be a what?

Coincidence person.

But why would it be coincidence?

I don't get it. You know, like you're my
good friend, and she can be around me

with coincidence.

No, that's not coincidence.

What is it?

A queen tent? Yes, it can be like a
queen tent, right?

You're going to see her on my birthday.

I am. I invited her because I'm the
bigger person. I want to move forward. I

want to have fun. To be honest, I'm not
even going to hold on to this whole

thing with her. No, don't. If she comes
with drama, I'm going to kiss her.

I don't want to go down on your husband,
but I'll kiss you.

But I'll kiss you.

I like that.

Coming up next.

Do they both know they're coming here
today?

Phaedra said she wanted some tea. Lisa
Milan, Caroline Stanberry.

Drink up, Phaedra.

It's one of the biggest tourist
attractions in Dubai.

You know, where else in the world are
you going to find an indoor ski slope?

How are you?

Thank you. We need to get suited up.

Okay. You guys are skiing?

Yes. So, Phaedra, I have to tell you
something really funny.

Okay, tell me. Lisa and Caroline don't
have the best relationship.

Caroline feels like Lisa takes to the
digs at her all the time. And Lisa just

does not like Caroline's vibe.

But they're both friends of mine.

I don't know what my friends are getting
me into.

Do they both know they're coming here
today?

Um... Phaedra said she wanted some tea.

And when she said that, I knew exactly
the tea bag I was going to stir.

Lisa Milan, Caroline Stanberry.

Drink up, Phaedra.

Enjoy.

Hello, hello.

Hey, hi. How are you?

How are you? Look at you. Oh, my God. I
can barely stand. Lunch.

Lunch. I haven't seen you in a while.
Look at you, my little snow bunny.

Look at you.

Hi. How are you?

Welcome. Oh, my God. These are heavy.

Yeah. Yeah, they are. Oh, my God. Have
any of you guys skied before?

Yes. I've never skied.

Hello.

Yeah.

What's your shoe size?

Girl's about to be cool runnings on ice.
Did I tell you that Caroline

Stenberry's coming?

Is she?

I was just telling Pager that you guys
are friends sometimes.

She knows we don't get along.

What is her motive?

When I tell you this woman is messy, she
is the definition of messy.

Sour and bitter messy.

Hello.

Stenberry. Stenberry.

And where's your C -Dubai outfit?

I'm in C -Close. Oh, you're wearing hot
outfits.

Well, I told everyone they had to wear
ski -do by uniform.

Well, I'm not.

I did not pack ski clothes.

You don't need them. They provide a ski
suit.

Okay. I'll wear it with you.

I really don't care.

Why can't we all be team players? Just
put the f***ing thing on. It's not that

deep. I don't want to. It's not that
deep. I came as I was. I don't want to.

came in my own things. Yeah, well, I
came in my own things, too. So wear your

things. No one's telling you to change.
I'm already dressed.

I'm good. I'm not.

Oh, gosh.

I am a 46 -year -old woman who skis
every year. Why on earth would I leave

ski clothes at home to wear somebody
else's in a public place? For what

This is going to be so much fun.
Literally so much fun. I'm so excited.

Is it cold?

Oh, it's cold.

Oh, my God. I forgot it was this big.

Hello, Mohammed.

We're still waiting for another friend.

All right, good.

We don't have to wait. We really don't.

I know I promised Rich that I would kiss
anybody that brought drama to me.

I tried.

I failed.

But I wouldn't want to kiss that bitch
anyway.

Lisa has never really given Caroline a
chance.

But if a bitch ever told me to...

I've been skiing for years and
Courchevel starred all over the world.

think I'm going to spend the afternoon
skiing on the baby slope, it's Ski

You can think again.

I just came to hang out. Have a good
time and meet Phaedra.

Open, open.

You're going to go flying.

Don't cross your skis because you'll go
ass over tits.

Can't go wider?

I feel like I might give birth if I get
in. Oh, no, no, just go wider.

Good form, Phaedra, good form.

You've done it. I'm done, I'm done, I'm
done.

Yo, how do I stop again?

Lord, don't let me hit this little
child.

She's lucky I'm not pushing her faster
down that mountain, frankly. I mean, the

way I feel about that woman right now, I
don't care where that pole ends up.

You are really in love.

This is both of your first marriages?
Second for me. Which one of you is age

different? So you're a child?

Yes.

You have married your son?

Yes. Go ahead, Mama.

I like him young, too.

I was hoping that this would be an
opportunity for Caroline and Lisa to

maybe become friends.

Ski and hold hands, go down the slopes,
maybe feed some penguins together.

Caroline, get in.

Three, two, one.

Nice. Coming up next.

That's traditional.

That's always getting married and having
a wedding. I didn't want to get

married.

I

can't

believe that I've hit two million.

downloads. That's thanks to all of you.
Two million downloads.

I'm blown away.

Two million.

Let's go, Miss Goat.

Hi, Nina.

Let's go say hi to Nina.

Hi, Nina.

Only in Dubai.

Only in Dubai.

I don't know if this is a Dubai thing.

I'm here.

Hello, diva. Oh, my God.

This is all corrupt.

All corrupt. This is the best bag of
dress I've ever had in my life. Did my

husband pay?

No. This is a gift for you.

No. Yes.

No. No.

Oh, my God. Happy birthday.

Hello. We're here for a reservation with
my wife, Chanel Ann.

Hey, good to see you.

Well, thank you very much. I appreciate
it.

I feel like it's my birthday.

I'm so excited for her.

Hi.

How are you? Good. Good morning, Anita.

Hi, how are you? Do you like Ion's
flowers?

Oh, she's going to absolutely love them.

Hello. Hi, how are you? Hello.

Hi. How are you?

Bits, bits, bits, bits, bits, bits,
bits, bits.

Bits, bits, bits.

Oh, I forgot a word. Bits.

How are you?

Good to see you. How are you guys?

Thank you for joining.

Hi.

Where am I sitting?

Not here. Hi, everyone.

I was born and brought up in London. I
came here in 2005 as a banker.

I left the bank, but I didn't leave
Dubai.

Dubai has been good to me.

Where's Chanel?

She's coming in. Is she coming?

Yeah, with my son. She'll be here
shortly.

Oh, my God. It would have been my dream
for you to be born exact same day as me.

Only if you waited four more hours.

I don't think we'd hang out on this from
there. Honestly, I'd probably rather

hang out with my friends.

I'm your friend. I'm your best friend.

The only relationship you need to
maintain is with me. Nobody else.

Oh,

my

God. Are you guys serious?

I think we need to book it. It's bigger
than your whole body. That's why I love

you guys. Thank you.

Thank

you

everyone for coming. Really, really
appreciate it. We spent 23 years

I'd have to say it's very unique.

Like you. And you keep it interesting.

I wouldn't trade it for anything in the
world.

And my son, 16 years, you've made the
last 16 even better.

Thank you very much, huh? Thank you,
honey. We love you. Hey, really

you guys coming, huh?

Cheers. Cheers, guys.

Happy birthday, buddy.

Thank you.

You're having the dumplings. This is the
sauce for the dumplings.

Amazing. I'm sorry, babe. Go for it,
honey.

You guys have done such an amazing job,
really.

When we go out, Taj is the voice of
reason.

You know, like, we're different in
parenting.

Chris is like, homework, do this, do
this, you've got to go to college. And

like, dude, live your best life.

How is the goat business going?

Oh, my God.

The goat's still there.

I'm pooing.

I'm peeing.

Why did I get lemons and not a goat?

I brought you a gift.

A little stuff.

Sour, bitter, but then after, we made
lemonade, which is beautiful because

sweet. I got nothing.

I got absolutely nothing.

I mean, if that wasn't subliminal
messages, I don't know what was. It was

subliminal messages, definitely.

Nothing.

That was the best gift I could have
given her.

It's better than getting a bucket of
lemon.

Yes, yes.

How was your day?

We are a bit stressed to be honest with
the wedding and everything is happening.

How is that going?

Family is coming.

Tomorrow your parents are arriving.

Oh, nice.

My parents are arriving on Sunday and
it's just a lot of things happening.

Have the parents met before? Do they
know each other? They never met before.

Oh, my God.

It'll be interesting.

I might come over that day.

They're going to stay together three
days in the house so they have enough

to get to know each other, you know?
We're literally going to kill each other

before the wedding. My door is open.

Yes, Sergio will be sleeping in your
house with his mother. Can you take his

mother, too?

Thank you. That's a fruit martini.

Ooh, my sleeves are so big. Do you want
some more? I love your dress. Oh, okay,

okay, okay.

Then somebody else has to serve me.

You know what? I love how you look, but
you look really good.

Like, you really look good. I'm
impressed with you.

I'm impressed. I'm impressed.

I love you.

I love you.

I would love that. I don't like the
whole pressure of having to do things

together. So we had a massive row
tonight because he wanted me to sit with

parents and my parents on the engagement
night. I don't want to sit with my

family on the desert night. I'm sitting
with them on the wedding night. I have

loads of friends that flew from America.
And I'm not going to sit with my

parents both nights or his parents. And
I said no.

My friend's been married before.

You know, she's had the big, huge
wedding.

I could see that Sergio is a bit sad.

She's never met them before, but that's
more of a reason, in my opinion, that

she would show a little bit of respect
by, you know, making the effort.

You sit with them a little bit, a little
bit. You have to sit a little bit, and

then you go mingle.

Him, he wants you to be with the family
for the dinner, no? Family is family,

honey. Family is family. Exactly. But
maybe I'm speaking from the Lebanese

traditional way. Maybe I'm speaking from
the funny face, yeah. That's

traditional. I don't have that.

I was always getting married and having
a wedding. Yes, I did. I didn't want to

get married.

Where's my wine?

I'm not going to sit with my parents
both nights or his parents. That's

traditional.

That's always getting married and having
a wedding. I didn't want to get

married.

I would not have got married if it
wasn't for you, if you weren't so young.

it was not my dream.

Caroline, to you it's no offense, but
some people will take it as offense. To

you it's not. I have friends that flew
from L .A. that I should sit with, and

they aren't your parents.

What do you feel, Anna? What do you
think?

I've said what I feel.

I speak to my parents twice a year,
maybe three times. So for me it's like

foreign the way he is with his family.

I was in boarding school from, what, 7
to 18.

I went home at some stage twice a year.
That's it. I'm not normal. I know you're

not normal.

That's why we get along. I understand
you, but I also see what he's trying to

say.

I love

my family.

They're spending the two weeks with me.

but my friends have just been reported.

So, I am not going to sit on a table
where they all pass out. Not interested.

I want to go party with my friends.

I wish that I come with you to college
and I live with you in your dormitory.

Careful what you wish for, buddy.

It may come true.

Is that a volcano?

It's a fortune cookie.

Wow. I swear to God, my wish came true.

Sorry, Todd. You will be called into a
position of higher honor.

College, college, college, college.

Tosh, read yours. I want to hear it. You
will be free.

I wish.

A new voyage will fill your life with
untold memories.

Oh, that's me.

Untold memories of your college. She's
coming, Ted.

With your mother. We just got our
wishes.

Yes, American college, that will be fun.

I would like to make a toast to
everyone.

To your beautiful mother.

Wonderful mother, of course.

There are all the times of you making
some...

questionable jokes that you find funny,
but it wasn't really.

I can honestly say I could never ask for
a better parent in my life.

I'm proud of you. I love you too. I
can't take it away from your mom's

Oh, he loves you more. Celebrating my
birthday, it just makes me so happy

because I never had such kind of life.

The first time I ever celebrated my
birthday, I was 18 years old.

My household, I never had that.

So it's a brand new thing to me, and I
fell in love with it.

Cheers, you guys.

Oh, my God. Chris, you have the best
family ever.

Oh, very lucky. Cheers. Well done.

You have an amazing son.

You guys did so good. Cheers, I ask. You
guys did so well.

Next time on The Real Housewives of
Dubai.

It's so good to be back and have our
family with us. Welcome to our humble

abode. It's the best you can do.

I'm getting remarried.

It's happening, and it's happening now.

It's never too late to become someone
like me. I was not born like this.

It's a mindset. If you tell your brain
every single day, I am this, you will

become this.

Serge, I expect you to be on your
flamingo when I arrive.

Sarah invited us to this thing, right?

How was it? Like, she was preaching so
much kindness that I felt she was trying

to make me feel like I need to be kind.

I love Sarah.

But the preaching has to stop, honey.

She's being judgmental.

Girl, let me see.

Nobody warned me that I had to make a
speech.

I haven't even written mine.

And you're making a speech, my darling.
Her speeches are always the best. Thanks

for coming.

Yeah. See you at the next one.

Sarah? Yeah?

Can you assist Adam upstairs?

You need to be closer with him.

Caroline's a little cold -hearted. Don't
even talk about me and my kid.

Not you, not you, not nobody is ever
going to talk to me about how I raised

kid.