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Every story has a beginning.

We were just an ordinary family,
until...

- Hold on!
- Oh my God!

Something extraordinary
has happened.

You can jump just over a quarter mile,
can lift 11,000 pounds.

I'm fast.

I can hear people's thoughts.

I've got a super-brain.

So you turned your garage into...

What every secret crime-fighter needs...
a lair.

Don't you see?
I can finally make a difference.

I think I liked us better
when we were just dysfunctional.

I can't believe you and Stephanie
have been married for 18 years.

That's a long time. It's like your
marriage is finally old enough to vote

and have sex.

Thank you. That's lovely.

For a while there,
I wasn't sure we'd get past 17.

I was with you. Who would've thought
that the key to a happy marriage

was a plane crash
and some superpowers?

I just wanted to make
this anniversary special.

No kids, no criminals.
Just the two of us, alone.

Jim, it's show time.

Showtime? It's a fire.

How do I even know if my body
would withstand that kinda heat?

The same way you figured out
you could stop bullets.

Sometimes if you wanna help people,
you gotta take a leap.

Please! Somebody!

Somebody help me!

I was in the building. I found the kid
while I was trying to get out.

That's a lucky kid.

We gotta have the E.M.T.'s
check you out, make sure you're okay.

It's not necessary. I'm fine.

- But I need it.
- No,

you want it.

It's the only computer on the market
that's fast enough to keep up with me.

No. I'm sorry, J.J.

If you want it so bad, you're
just gonna have to save up for it

- with your allowance.
- Great. In nine years,

five months, one week, and three days,
I can look forward to that purchase.

All right, just a reminder
you're gonna have to

keep your powers under wraps when
Mrs. Kornbluth comes to stay tomorrow.

- What?
- Mrs. Kornbluth?

What else did you think was gonna happen
when your father and I go stay

overnight at a hotel
to celebrate our anniversary?

Mrs. Kornbluth is 86.
We practically have to take care of her.

We can stay alone for one night.
I'm old enough to supervise.

Daphne, you're only 16.

I can operate a motor vehicle.
I am capable of operating a J.J.

We were talking about
whether Daphne was old enough

- to be in charge tomorrow night.
- Why not.

Daph's a responsible kid.
Can I talk to you for one minute?

I just walked down a hallway
engulfed in flames.

And... I should be medium well,
but look at me!

I'm fine. Nothing.

Sounds like an escalation
of your abilities.

Or maybe we just missed it
in the first round of tests.

George was too busy shooting at me

or running me over with his car
for us to even consider fire.

- George hit you with his car?
- It was a rental.

Subject "Y" resistant

to high levels of heat.

I don't want to miss anything,

so back up to when you first
entered the burning building.

I don't want to brag,
but I guess the term would be...

Flame-retardant.

How retardant?
Impervious like power man?

Or fireproof

like my home safe that houses my
autographed photo of president Roslin?

You know, the president
of the 12 colonies?

Battlestar! Hello?

We just have to find out
how fireproof Jim is.

That's why I pulled his tissue sample
from the cryo freezer.

I can test the degree of molecular
alteration under elevated temperatures.

After I ask you
a personal question...

Okay, how did you know
that Jim was the one?

Because...
this guy that I'm dating...

- Will.
- Yes, Will.

So he's sweet and he's... hot,

I mean, he's not flame-retardant,
but, still very hot.

But he's kinda hard
to read sometimes.

Well...

that's just the normal part
of getting to know somebody.

It's part of the fun, actually.

So... what are we working
on today, ladies?

Standard deviations
on the Trilsettum Coronis.

Range of thermal pressure.

Then you won't mind if I take a look
at what was just on your slide.

Not until I formulate a conclusion.
I'm just not ready to share.

Dr. Powell, I'm your lab partner.

- Ever consider I may be of help?
- Francis, this isn't personal.

You are systematically
preventing me from doing my job.

It doesn't get any more personal
than that.

I don't think he likes us very much.

Pacific Bay's
first ever female quarterback.

Dude, you should probably
get this book.

- No, seriously. You can get it.
- Come on, guys. Really?

Look at her jump.

The girls' basketball team
could use a new point guard.

I forget to tell you,
but I gotta cancel poker tonight.

My dad bailed on
his business trip to Hong Kong.

I was looking forward
to a high stakes game.

Finally figured out where my mom
hides all her shopping money.

- Like how much?
- Easily over a grand.

My parents are away.
We could play poker at my house.

- Do you even know how?
- No, but it's pretty basic, right?

I could always just read up on it.

No, no, read up on it.
You'll be ready by tonight.

8:00?

Definitely.

Jim, you spent too much.

Actually, no, I didn't,
because I made it.

You made it?

See? It's us.

No matter how different we've become

or whatever rough patches
we've been through,

- when we're together, we just...
- Fit.

This must've taken you
forever to make.

Actually, one of the benefits
of my new strength

is I can shape marble
with my bare hands.

So...

Jim, it's so beautiful.

So are you.

You ready?
We got a big night planned.

Okay, kids,

- we will be heading out.
- See you!

- Bye, guys.
- Happy anniversary.

Just remember, I can literally be back
here in seconds if you need anything.

- Bye, guys. Have fun.
- Happy anniversary.

- Come on.
- All right.

Are we bad parents,
leaving our kids alone like this?

They're not alone.
That's why we had two.

They're gonna be fine.
Tonight's just about us.

George, I'm taking the night off.

Check the fine print of the manual
you never received.

It says that superheroes
don't get the night off.

It's my anniversary, remember?

I guess you don't want to know that the
last fire was the fourth one this month.

- Not tonight, I don't.
- How about the fact the witnesses

have I.D.'d some creepy looking dude
at two other fires?

Steph and I have been planning
this night for a long time.

I get it. I'm just... all the signs are
pointing to one thing. Serial arsonist.

Then let the police handle this one.

I'm on a date with my girl.

Good-bye, George.

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We're running
about 45 minutes behind.

But it's a special occasion.
It's our anniversary.

Everyone's night is special.
45 minutes.

I'll get it!

If that's Mrs. Kornbluth,
way to show some faith.

I know, right?

Gentlemen, you'll find
your cards and chips on the table

- and refreshments in the refrigerator.
- All right.

- Let the party begin.
- Not too shabby, man.

Hope you hit the A.T.M., Powell.

- Sweetheart.
- All righty.

Are you out of your mind? If you
don't get rid of these guys, I will.

Calm down. We're just gonna play
a little poker. Seven card stud.

Don't you get it?
Poker is all about odds and probability.

My brain will do it's super-thing.
I will clean these guys out

and get the money I need
for my new computer.

I don't care about
your stupid computer.

If mom and dad find out about this,
they're gonna take away my car forever.

All right, if you let me do this,
I'll cut you in.

80/20 split.

Fine. 60/40.

Okay, 50/50,

but you gotta help
me clean up afterwards.

Deal. Have fun.

Arson is suspected to be the cause

of the Jefferson street fire,
thursday afternoon,

the fourth in a string of blazes.
Still no word yet on possible suspects.

- You wanted to see me?
- Francis. Good. Come in.

I just wanted
to check in on how

work in Dr. Powell's lab
is progressing.

It's not.

She's extremely territorial

and has systematically
excluded me from her research.

That's odd. Have a seat.

Thank you.

Why wouldn't she want
to use you as a resource?

I've given up
trying to figure that out.

I feel I'd be of more use to you
if I pursued my own research.

Of course. In time.

Until then, I'd like you to keep
a watchful eye on Dr. Powell.

Sir, forgive me, but...

It sounds like you're
asking me to spy for you.

That word. That's...

It's so cold war.

I didn't spend 12 years at Cal Tech
and ten years with this company

to waste my talents being
some kind of high tech gossip girl.

There are other ways
to go about this.

- Such as?
- Such as...

Pack up your things, Francis.
You're fired.

- I know I said I wouldn't call...
- Are you and Jim fighting?

I always get in silly fights
when I'm wearing my best outfits.

I don't know if it's the expectations
or the high heels,

but frankly, it never ends well.

No, everything fines.

I just called.
I have a small favor to ask you.

It's the first time we've left the kids
alone overnight,

and I was just wondering if maybe
you could stop by and check in on them.

- Sure.
- If it's a problem,

- you don't have to. I...
- No. No problem.

Not at all a problem.

I have a problem.

I'm sorry. Did you say something?

It's hard to pay attention
to anything besides that dress.

No. I just have to

do a little teeny errand
before we go to dinner.

- At my boss' house.
- No worries. I'll come with you.

- You really don't mind?
- No, not at all.

Okay.

How are we doing here?

My charm seemed only
to have an effect on you.

No luck with the hostess.

Let me try my hand at it.

- Excuse me, how much longer...
- 45 minutes.

- But you didn't even look at a book.
- There are lots of things I can do,

but making time move faster
isn't one of them.

You know what?
She can't, but I can.

What did you do?

Powell, party of two?

That's what I did.

- That's us.
- Right here.

Boom.

- I got a pair of deuces.
- I got a pair of 8s.

All right.

Are you kidding me? Again?

All right!

- It must've been a good book you read.
- I'm a fast learner.

You're a hustler.
You're counting cards or something.

It's just beginner's luck.

Then let's see how lucky you are
when we switch to five card draw...

- And you can't see the cards.
- Okay.

To my wife,

whose beauty
is only exceeded by her speed.

And to my husband,
my strength... literally.

Check my name again, please.

I'm sorry, Mr. Morgan, but it'll
be at least another 45 minutes.

Morgan. That's the name
I replaced ours with.

Listen, I'm going to propose
to my girlfriend tonight,

and I wanted it
to be special.

Yes, everyone's night is special.

Excuse me!

We'd like to give him our table.

- We can't seat you for...
- For another 45 minutes. We know.

- Thank you so much.
- Sure. Good luck.

I'm so sorry things aren't working out
like we planned.

Actually, I have another plan.

Dinner is served.

Thank God you didn't
have that kind of appetite

when we first started dating.
I would've needed a second job.

I know it's been a crazy year.

We couldn't invent half
the stuff that's happened to us.

You know, I'm...
I think we're doing great.

Better than ever, I'd say.

Nobody inside! All clear!

Steph, call the police.
Tell them the arsonist is on site.

- No, Jim wait.
- I'll be fine.

- Stay here. Promise?
- Promise.

How are you?

Haven't I seen you before?

Like at another fire?

If I were you,
I'd get out of my way.

If you were me,
you wouldn't be killing people.

Trust me, you don't know
what you're dealing with.

Then I guess we have
something in common.

- You, too?
- What? What are you...

Everybody's got a boiling point.

Let's find out what yours is.

Happy anniversary.

- Are you okay?
- Oh, my God.

- I know.
- That was...

- Just try to take some deep breaths.
- Incredible.

What?

The adrenaline, the endorphin rush. This
is what you've been telling me about.

And I never understood why you wanted
to play hero. But feel my heart!

My God, it's beating so fast!

I feel so alive!

- Come here!
- What?

Honey, why don't we wait
till we get back to the hotel?

No. Not that.

It's called
keeping your secret identity.

People who use sirens ask questions
we don't want to give the answer to.

- Oh, no.
- What is it?

They're taking him into custody.

That's what they usually
do when they catch bad guys.

Yeah, but, honey,
he's not just a bad guy. He's...

a super villain.

- Is that what you call them?
- Do you have something better?

No, but I'm sure Katie might.

I think they're gonna
take him to the hospital first.

- So what do we do now?
- Welcome to my world, honey.

Let me see 'em.

I've got nothin'.

A pair.

Two pairs. I think this one's mine.

Looks like I got a straight here.

This is a bit of a problem.
You're almost out of chips.

- So much for that beginner's luck.
- It's a momentary setback.

- Glad to hear it,
- Because for a second, I was afraid

I wouldn't be able
to take any more of your money!

They're cleaning me out.
I can't see their cards,

which means I can't count their
cards, which means I'm screwed.

Why couldn't I have gotten
X-ray vision or something?

You wanna trade in powers?
Get in line.

I wish I had invisibility and could
just disappear right now.

Wait. That's it.
Your power.

You can read minds, which means...

- you can tell if they're bluffing.
- No way, J.J.

If we use both of our powers,
that's math plus truth.

Together, we're some sort of
unstoppable poker machine.

You want some poker advice?
Fold. Now.

How's this... I will do all your
homework until you graduate...

From college.

Probably the most exciting Friday night
she's ever had.

Look at her checking me out.

Oh, yeah. She wants it.

All right, fine.
Let's take him down.

I cannot believe it!

I cannot believe you brought a girl
to the lair.

I can't believe you guys
have a lair.

Is that what you call it, "the lair"?
'Cause it's kind of on the nose.

Could we just focus here?

When this guy regains consciousness,
he's gonna try to escape by charbroiling

a hospital full of innocent people.

Unless we break him out first.

Look who's suddenly all on board
with the superhero-ing.

Not a bad idea... break him out
before he breaks himself out.

It's not a good idea, either.

There is a safer, more subtle way
to do this using my superpower...

the law.

- I'll convince Cordero to release him.
- An arsonist?

Suspected arsonist, Jim.

Let's say we do get him out,
what then?

We hope he decides
to just behave himself?

Well, we could...
Sedate him.

- I should have partnered with her.
- If he has these abilities,

then his body chemistry
will be very similar to ours.

I could synthesize a mild sedative,

maybe even find a way
to neutralize his powers.

How we gonna do that?

Welcome to my world, Jim.

Look in his eye.
Act like you have it.

Don't call. Don't call.

Call.

Pot is mine,

unless this lucky bastard
can beat trip 9s.

What's it called
when they're all the same suit?

A flush.

Guess your beginner's luck is back.

Maybe...

Or maybe it's just regular luck.

This is terrific.

Yes, if the sedative works.

We have no idea how this will react

with our arsonist's super-biology.

No, no. I mean this.

You and me,
working on this together.

It finally made me realize what's been
missing from my crime-fighting.

Tights and a cape?

You.

Everything's better when I do it
with you, Steph.

Dr. Powell?

And...

I'm not even gonna pretend
to recall your name.

- What are you doing here?
- I would ask the same thing of you,

except it's not my job
to care anymore.

What do you mean?

Why are you packing up your station?

I suppose it's the razor-sharp mind
I've lost out to.

I think he's trying to tell us
he's been fired.

What? What happened?

We're all as expendable
as test tubes here, Dr. Powell.

All of us. I'd watch my back
if I were you.

Forget it.

Why don't we play another hand?
You guys got some cash.

Excuse me. I gotta get the door.

Please say that's pizza.

What are you doing here?

An excellent question,
given that I am on a date.

But your mother asked me
to check up on you.

- As you can see, we are doing great.
- Totally great.

Okay, your word
is good enough for me.

- Okay.
- All right.

Actually, I'm sure Dr. Powell
would want us to take a look inside.

Yeah, okay.

Sorry.

- Come on, deal up.
- Let's go.

Your mother didn't say anything
about you having guests.

Who's this?

The person who's responsible

for keeping what's happening here
from happening here.

So...

Everybody out.

I raise you.

You should go. Now.

Yeah...
We should probably get going.

- You're kidding me.
- Come on, guys.

Little faster, please.

Two witnesses put him
at the scene of tonight's fire.

If it was a fire, I'm sure
there were plenty of spectators.

Not ones matching the description
of a man that was seen

at three other fires.

Once he regains consciousness,
I'm putting him in a line-up.

If the witness don't pick him out,
then what?

Isn't it your job to prove
the suspect's guilty?

It is my job to secure a conviction.

To that end, release him,
we'll keep a tail on him,

when we've got enough for an indictment,
then we'll pounce.

Detective?

Suspect's regained consciousness.

I gotta go.

You know what? Thanks for always
looking out for me, St. Cloud.

Are you the Detective?

I want my phone call.

Cordero didn't go for it.

So much for your superpower.

Looks like we're back
to using yours and Steph's.

You're the one
who gave me these powers.

I'd hate to have to tell
the cops about it.

That would be unfortunate.

But I'm unclear as to what
you think I can do for you.

They're moving me to
the police precinct house.

They're taking him down
for a line-up.

Obviously, that wouldn't work out
too well for me.

Or you.

It wouldn't seem so, no.

I can't think of another way
to escape

without setting a whole
lot of people on fire.

Unless I were to get you
out of custody somehow.

Exactly.

We're back to you and Steph
busting this guy out.

Don't worry.

Don't worry.

We're on the way.

Someone's on the way.

It's simple reasoning.
Having knowledge about something

doesn't mean you have to tell
our parents about it.

So you're forcing me to choose

between being the cool, hip aunt
and the dutiful underling.

May I recommend cool, hip aunt?

Excuse me. Is there some place
that I can wash my hands?

Down the hall.

Sorry.

I think it's time to clean up. Go.

Subject X

ran 10 miles in under 5 seconds.

Subject Y impervious to bullets

at considerable distance,
compromised at close range.

I'll take care of it.

Suspect's name is Theo patton.
According to dispatch,

they're transporting him to the precinct
through the warehouse district.

That's good.
Nice and quiet this time of night.

Looks like the best place
to intercept

is at 14th and Vanderlin,
so, Steph, you're gonna park

in the middle of the road
to block the police van.

- It'll look like a...
- Damsel in distress.

I was gonna say a woman
with car trouble, but...

Do your thing.

Anyway, while the cops
are dealing with her,

you are gonna bust patton out.

Do you guys...
Do this all the time?

Yeah, sometimes.

Sometimes we just beat guys up.

Okay, so once Steph sedates the guy,

then we'll just bring him back here.
Let's go.

Wait.
"Back here" as in my house?

Just until I can determine
how to suppress his powers.

Everyone has their kryptonite. I just
need time to find out what his is.

While you're at it,
could you do me a favor

- and give me an extra fire insurance?
- No, don't worry.

Once I identify
his vulnerable D.N.A. Strands,

I will isolate a molecular pathogen

that will trigger
Patton's cellular senescence,

rendering his powers inert forever.

Duh.

Damn.

18 years well spent.

How about this...

in exchange for you not telling
our parents about this little incident,

I will complete
all of your outstanding lab work.

Nice try.

I'm so sorry,
but I'm gonna have to go.

Already? Why?

Work emergency.

I can drop you at home
on my way to the office.

Yeah, okay.

- One second?
- Yeah.

Okay.

Okay, this is your lucky break.

Quid pro quo time.

I will keep my mouth shut
about poker night

if you'll find out if will
really has to work

or if he's just bailing
on the worst third date ever.

You brought him over to babysit
and you really need a mind reader?

- You need to be sure.
- Yeah, thank you.

You know,

it must be rewarding to be as committed
to your work as you are.

I'm just curious...

where are you headed
this time of night?

Well, like Katie, my boss
keeps me on a tight leash.

It's nice to meet you.

- Katie, I'll wait for you outside?
- Okay.

Okay, now remember,
I'm very vulnerable right now.

He was telling the truth.
It's a work thing.

I'm gonna go home...
alone,

and you guys just try not to violate
any more parental rules.

I think Katie's right.

Way too much drama for one night.

It'll be okay.

It is shattered
into 14 non-contiguous pieces.

How could it be okay?

Can't your super brain fix it?

You... reassembling...

like a Jigsaw puzzle.

I'm just saying... once you get
picked out of the line-up,

that's it.
Deal's off the table.

Why would I make a deal?

You're not gonna find any accelerants
at the scene or at my apartment.

That's just 'cause we haven't
finished looking yet.

We'll find something.
Fires don't start themselves.

You'd be surprised.

The marble does seem to have fractured
in a mathematical pattern.

And in fact,
if I can remember correctly,

marble striates according
to very specific geological principles,

but once I reassemble it, we're gonna
have to finish it with epoxy glue,

sanding equipment,
and marble Polish.

And we'd get those where?

All the stores are closed, so...

Maybe at the art studio
at the school.

The school that's locked up right now...
that school?

We can just break in
and borrow some.

Break into our High School?

It's either that, or you can tell
the man who can mould marble

with his bare hands that someone
broke his wife's anniversary present.

Right.

- I'm driving.
- All right.

- Careful.
- Grab the fingers.

- I got the fingers!
- OK!

That's George.

He calls you a lot
when you two are chasing bad guys.

It's why I switched
to unlimited minutes?

Relax, George. We're only about a
half mile away from the transfer point.

Jim, you don't understand.
Someone got to him first.

- What?
- I just heard it over

the scanner the van flipped.
It's down.

It's done.

- How could this have happened?
- I don't know.

Think I'm out of explanations
for tonight. Oh my God.

Jim, look.

- I'll go.
- No. I can do it.

At the speed I move,
I'm faster than fire.

Honey, it's too dangerous.

Now you know how I usually feel.

I'll be fine.
You just help these guys.

Be careful.

How did you even open that door?

Locks are just a series of driver pins
that need to be depressed

in a specific pattern.
It's a matter of basic math.

Little late for school,
don't you think?

I...

We...
broke my mother's anniversary gift

and we just wanted to get into
the art department and fix it.

That's sweet.

What the hell do I get out of it?

11 bucks an hour to put up with
this crap... They don't pay me enough.

What if we were to
make it worth your while...

to have you forget
that you ever saw us here?

- That is my poker money!
- And better than your bail money.

Thank you, sir.
Enjoy your evening.

Who ever you are,
I'm only gonna say this once...

Stay away!

I can't.

I can't let you hurt anybody else.

Who is that?

Who are you?

Are you all right?

Let me see.

You're done!

We did it.

Glue should be completely dry
in 20 minutes.

Don't worry. Mom and dad
will never know the difference.

That's not what's bothering me.

Look, you know how Katie asked me
to read Will's mind earlier?

I did, or at least I tried...

But all I heard was...

Static or, like, white noise.

What do you mean?
He had no thoughts?

No, like...

He blocked me.

Like he knew
what I was trying to do.

Daphne, are you guys okay?

Yeah. We're perfect.

- Is everything all right with you guys?
- Yes.

No. Look...
Your father and I...

we've decided to come home
instead of spending the night out.

We will just be here...

At home, waiting for you guys.

Drive safely!

We are so dead.

We cannot be late!

- Thank you!
- Thanks!

Do you usually feel like this,
you know...

- after?
- No.

I just save someone.

- This is the first time I've ever...
- You didn't have a choice.

Do you think...

Before he got his powers,
that guy was ever anything like us?

No, he was never like us.

Come on. Let's go home.

Hello?

- Hi.
- Hey, guys.

How was your evening?

Memorable.

Looks like you guys
weren't up to much.

- Not really.
- Nope!

Hold on.

What's this?

I...

Was teaching Daphne
how to play online poker.

Poker?

Poker with a mind reader? Come on, J.J.
Even I know better than that.

Seems like you two
were up to something tonight.

Redecorating?

But I must say, my statue does
look so much better over here.

You know, I know tonight didn't
turn out like we planned,

but you were amazing...
we were amazing.

You, me, together?

Partners in crime-fighting?
It was amazing.

It was great... most of it.

But I think I'm gonna leave
this crime-fighting stuff up to you.

Some parents don't even fly
on the same airplane together

because they think that's too risky.

I don't think I could sleep knowing
we're both putting our lives in danger.

Besides,

we have enough things
to worry about these days.

You were supposed to set him free,

not let him get killed.

There were unforeseen factors.

Yeah.

Accidents happen.

Maybe in the future...

We'll both take more care.

Dr. King...

I don't worry.

It's not forever.

Just long enough...

To remind you what it's like
to be normal again.