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The following programme contains strong language and adult humour.

Welcome! Welcome to Never Mind The Buzzcocks,

the show the P Diddy refused to come on because he thought

what was going on in Jamali's dressing room was "a bit much".

But...

Hey, Greg, we just started the show,

and you've already called me a sex criminal, bruv.

Not criminal. Pioneer. Right...

Let's meet our panel. Joining Jamali on Noel's team...

♪ PINKPANTHERESS: Illegal ♪ ♪ My name is Pink

♪ And I'm really glad to meet you

♪ You're recommended to me by some people... ♪

A MOBO-winning singer and songwriter who started a viral trend

with the lyrics, "Is this illegal? It feels illegal". Well,

depends what you're doing. In this country, incredibly,

you can marry your first cousin legally. You can own a tiger.

But you kill one swan, straight to prison.

Hey! Argh!

It's PinkPantheress!

And on Sophie Willan's team tonight...

♪ CHAPPELL ROAN: Hot To Go! ♪

...a BAFTA-winning comedian, actor and writer,

who says he got bullied for liking The Beatles.

You count yourself lucky young man, John Lennon got shot. He's dead.

You know that? Sorry to break that to you.

George Harrison, dead. Ringo, not so much as a cold,

the world's gone bloody mad. It's Jamie Demetriou!

And on Sophie's team...

♪ THE KOOKS: Naive ♪

...a Noughties Indie icon, who says he always wears underwear.

Stay alert for further updates tonight

as to whether he brushes his teeth, combs his hair

and, the big one, ladies and gentlemen,

washes his hands after a "blop". It's...

It's Luke Pritchard from The Kooks!

Thank you. What a line-up.

Welcome, everyone. PinkPantheress...

Welcome to the show.

I saw Pink being interviewed about your song, Illegal,

by a really sweet interviewer who said,

"Er that song it's all about a secret relationship,

about you're trying to keep a secret love

that you dare not speak to the world." And Pink went,

"Nah, it's just about buying drugs."

But what's the viral thing? What's that about?

- It's a viral trend right? - You don't know what a viral thing is, do you?

You're giving this screaming "viral thing", it's not...

- What are you on about? - Don't try and play the fucking young person's card.

You're like 42 now. I'm not forty-fucking-two!

Forty-two, still living with his mum. Fucking heart-breaking.

Tell me about the viral trend. I do know what a viral trend is.

In my song, it was called Illegal... Yeah.

And the very beginning of the song it goes, "My name is Pink.

I'm really glad to meet you." That's it.

And everyone shakes your hand. Yeah. That's it. Then you film...

We did one in the thing... - We did. - I heard,

you did it with old Uncle Fester over there.

You know I've seen you live before, - like about ten years ago. - Did you?

- Yeah, it was really good. - Hang on, have you ever seen HIM live?

I can't say I have but- No, so fuck you!

How old were you when you went to see Noel?

Maybe it was like eight years ago, maybe when I was like 16.

- Yeah. - So you're 24 now? - Yeah. I'm 24. - I know.

Oh, God. - How old are you? - I'm 34.

You're 34? - - Yeah. - Oh that's really nice. - Yeah.

But you live in LA,

he lives with his mum. I don't live with my mum.

You're very welcome to the show. - Thank you. - Nice to have you.

Luke, welcome to the show. Hello. Thank you so much.

You always wear underwear, it says. Yeah. I mean I'm not a never nude...

I think I am a never nude. - Are you? - But you're a young,

good-looking man, and if you see me naked, it looks like a bag of suet.

I thought that swan was your penis.

Yeah. So did I.

But I'm intrigued because genuinely - I hate taking my pants off. - Yeah.

Who wears pants? Jamali, do you wear pants?

Yes, I wear fucking pa... What a conversation...

What the fuck are you on about?

Luke, I hear you once kicked - Alex Turner in the face. - It's true.

I didn't know they were in the crowd, but when I'm on stage,

this kid is, like, pulling my leads out in my pedals.

- So you kicked him in the face? - Well, Yeah, I mean lightly pushed his face

with my foot as I would put it.

I got introduced to him after. It was Alex.

Why did he take your lead out, though?

I think he's the prick in this scenario.

It was pretty bad, it was pretty - whipped. - I think he deserved it,

he started singing like...

Probably deserves a kicking, doesn't he?

- Welcome to the show, Luke. - Thanks, - mate. - It's really nice to have you.

- Jamie. - Hiya. Jamie's got a connection

to a music legend. Who do you think his musical friend might be?

Cliff Richard. Ooh!

What's the incredible connection between you and Cliff?

When I was younger my dad would always say "You know,

I was born on the same day, same hour,

same year, same everything, as Cliff Richard."

And I didn't know who Cliff Richard was so I'd be like, "You're joking!"

At the age of like four. Like, "Really?"

And anyway, just weirdly life went where it went

and I was asked as a sort of ten year old

to sing on An Audience with Cliff Richard.

Afterwards he went, "Kids, if you have any questions for me..."

And I was like, "Actually, it's not a question but, erm,

my dad's actually born on the same day, same year, same month as you."

Or whatever. And he went,

"Ah, he's an October baby," and I went,

"February 2nd."

Jamie, you used to be - in a band didn't you? - Yes.

I was in a band called The Alphabeat,

shout out to all the ex-members.

Erm... Er...

We broke up when Alphabeat came along

because it was just too much effort to change the name.

The thing about it was,

I was just singing in a voice that wasn't my own,

It was at a time where the fashion was to, "Ooh!"

And I, erm... It worked for me.

That's YOUR voice. No, that's your voice.

I feel like, it just didn't... Er... I'm more of a...

As you've heard from my speaking voice, I'm more smooth R'n'B.

- Yeah. - It's a memory that I will cherish forever.

As will I. Let's crack on with the show.

Sophie's team, this question's for you

and it's all about other worldly, sexy encounters. Have a look at this.

♪ Bobby Brown: Two Can Play That Game ♪

♪ Two can play that game

♪ You're playin' ♪ Play that game

♪ Two can play that game... ♪

♪ STEVIE NICKS: Edge of Seventeen ♪

♪ Sing a song, sounds like she's singin'

♪ Ooh, baby" Yeah, yeah ♪ "Ooh, baby, ooh, said, ooh"... ♪

♪ DAVID BOWIE: Ashes To Ashes ♪ Ashes to ashes

♪ Funk to funky

♪ We know Major Tom's a junkie... ♪

Rock legends Stevie Nicks, David Bowie

and the man who says the pub nuts taste better

BECAUSE of the urine, Bobby Brown.

Sophie's team, can you tell me which of those foxy, freaky "deaks" had

a sexy encounter with the spirit world? Was it...

Describing the incident in his autobiography,

Bobby said "I could feel my penis inside her and everything." Adding,

"This was before I ever touched any drug apart from weed and alcohol."

Or was it B?

I said, "Calm down Orlando."

Or was it C?

..."Wooooo spooooky."

There you go, pick the bones - out of that. - What are you thinking?

Well, I think that A and B are just a couple of blokes showing off

and C is just a lovely lady having some fun.

Yeah. I'd go Stevie Nicks, actually.

What would you put? I was thinking Bowie.

I just hope it's Bo... I mean if you were from the other world,

you'd go and see Bowie, - wouldn't you? - Yeah.

Sorry, there are people in this room who genuinely think

that we're going from... ♪ We know Major Tom's a junkie... ♪

...to, "He was shaking so much, I had to give him a Jaffa Cake"?

- Yeah. No. - There's something quite mundane about even just the,

like, "sat down on the couch next to me."

Just the idea of a spirit being like, "Ah, here we go".

There's no thrill or excitement. Yeah, totally.

Yeah, so he's out then.

You two should run a detective agency.

No, but I think you're right. - I'm into it. - And Bobby Brown.

What are your thoughts? I don't have any...

Right.

I can help you out with some interesting facts.

- Yeah. - Bobby Brown first. It's no surprise

that he became a drug addict in later life because when he was ten,

he accidentally fried chicken in cocaine instead of flour.

Oh, my goodness. Gosh. He genuinely did.

His mum was an entrepreneur coke dealer, and while she was out,

he grabbed a bag of what he thought was flour,

he was gonna give his chicken a nice coating. Turned out to be coke.

Anyone here accidentally ingested drugs?

The worst one I ever had was with hash cookies.

I think that's the worst - of all of them, right? - Yeah.

I lost two and a half days. Hash cakes are horrifically strong.

Yeah. It was deep. When I was a schoolteacher,

we did a school trip to Amsterdam, and me and three other teachers

sneakily ate some hash cakes. And one of them started crying,

saying the world had gone flat.

And I had to walk him up and down outside,

just praying the kids didn't see. And then he went "Oh no,

it's alright, the world's not flat anymore."

And then the world went flat to me and he had to walk me up...

Here's a Stevie Nicks fact for you. Being unfamiliar with the words

"think I'll have a quiet one tonight",

Stevie Nicks almost went blind from partying.

After a two-day session to celebrate Rumours going platinum,

Stevie forgot to take her contact lenses out

and almost wore away her cornea.

You think that's hard partying Stevie,

my Uncle Peter once had sex with sixteen men in one night,

and he didn't even have an album out.

OK, Sophie's team, what are you thinking? Is it Bobby Brown,

the ghost, or is it David Bowie's horny spirit guide...

I think Stevie... or Stevie getting her norks out on a ghost train?

That David Bowie story's too sad.

-Yeah. - It's not sad for a ghost to ejaculate

and then get given a Jaffa Cake by one of the most iconic popstars

- in history. - It's just too normal, it's too, like, every day.

Do you think it could be Bobby Brown...

Could be... that could feel his penis inside a ghost? And everything?

I believe he might have thought that happened.

How could you feel your penis inside - a ghost? - I feel like it'd be cold.

- Yeah. - I feel it'd be, like, refreshing but then...

uncomfortable. - Refreshing. - Yeah.

Is there a chance he just had sex with someone who was cold?

Probably Witney, dead. More like dead.

No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was gonna say that.

Jesus Christ. That was horrible.

I'm so sorry. I don't know what's happened.

It's as she said it...

That was like someone else said it. "That was horrible."

Give us an answer. We can't dwell on ghosts-

- Stevie Nicks. - I'm gonna - say Stevie Nicks too. - Yeah?

- I'm happy with that. - Stevie Nicks' boobs out on a ghost train.

I think so. I'm afraid you're wrong.

Oh. Incredibly, the answer is A.

Ah! Bobby Brown had sex with a ghost.

Writing in his autobiography, Bobby said

"One night, I woke up to the sensation of a woman on top of me.

The sensation felt exactly like sex.

It was not a dream, I was definitely awake while it happened.

All of a sudden she was gone, leaving me alone

and incredibly excited and terrified, all at the same time."

Hard luck there, Sophie, no points for you.

Noel's team, take a look at this.

Walking Away ♪ ♪ I'm walking away

♪ From the troubles in my life

♪ I'm walking away... ♪

♪ SOPHIE ELLIS-BEXTOR: Murder On The Dancefloor ♪

♪ It's murder on the dancefloor... ♪

♪ DANIEL BEDINGFIELD: Gotta Get Thru This ♪

♪ I gotta get through this

♪ I gotta make, gotta make it, gotta make it through

♪ Said, I'm gonna get through this

♪ I'm gonna get through this... ♪

That was two village idiots and Sophie Ellis-Bextor.

But Noel's team... Can you tell me...

...which of these early Noughties popstars once

had to give something up because of a TV show? Was it...

Or was it B?

"..but I couldn't act for shit."

Or was it C?

"..in EGG."

I've met Craig David, and he's a nice man.

Yeah, he seems lovely. - Big, chunky thighs as well. - Has he?

Yeah. I grabbed them for one beat and for that beat

and that beat alone, I was fully gay.

- What noise did he make? - I've got it here somewhere.

I actually think C is true, by the way.

Ah, someone's playing the game. Yeah, I...Brilliant.

I don't think it's Daniel Bedingfield because I feel like

I would have known that he was on Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

Were you a fan of Sabrina the Teenage Witch?

I wasn't but I feel like I know enough about Daniel Bedingfield...

I know so much about Daniel Bedingfield.

How come you know so much about Daniel Bedingfield?

Well, cos I do music so there's a lot of peep.

What's your favourite Bedingfield song?# I don't wanna run away

♪ But I can't make it...

I think he's one of the best voices in music.

Let's do it. # And why...

# Does my heart tell me that I am?...Ready?

# Stay in your arms?

I find Daniel Bedingfield absolutely fascinating.

Here's some of my favourite facts about him.

Daniel Bedingfield claims to remember the exact moment he was born.

Do you want some Craig David facts?

Craig David, when he has a party,

he insists on a 70/30 man to woman split.

What? What, more men than women?

He has 70% girls, 30% guys. Oh.

It's not for him, it's to keep the guys calm, and I've got a quote here.

"So they don't run around the house trying to hit on everyone."

He said "If the ratio's the other way round, it all gets wonky."

Are The Kooks party animals? Yeah, we had our moments... Did you?

- for real, yeah. - I think the last time we met was at one of your parties.

Yeah, that's right. That lasted about three days.

It... Yeah. It was a lovely party. Good ratio.

Let's move on to Sophie Ellis-Bextor.

I've looked for some quirky facts about her, and honestly,

I can't find anything. We've had a team of researchers

trying to find something kooky about her, and this is all we could find.

The belt she wears in the video for Murder on the Dancefloor

was made out of gaffer tape, and that is it.

Come on, give me an answer. Which - one's true? - Yeah, I think it's C.

Let's go. - The answer is B!Oh. - I said B.

Daniel Bedingfield gave up acting

because his performance in Sabrina the Teenage Witch was so terrible,

he decided acting was damaging his psyche.

It's Sabrina the Teenage Witch, mate. It's not This is England.

Well, hard luck, Noel's team, you get no points.

That means neither team has any points.

Give them a clap... for nothing.

For nothing.

Time for a break. We'll see you in a bit.

Welcome back to Never Mind the Buzzcocks,

the show that's a bit like a Lana Del Rey concert,

in that no one knows what the fuck is going on.

Lana's not alone, concerts seem to have become really weird these days.

if it's not Apple dancers, it's Usher being mad.

Have you seen what Usher's been doing on his tour? Have a look.

Oh, my God!

Ho-ho!

Oh!

Ooh.

That's all well and good.

But if you're a man and you go to an Usher concert,

it's a very different story. Don't you make the mistake I made.

♪ USHER: Yeah! ♪ ♪ Yeah-yeah-yeah

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah

♪ Yeah-yeah-yeah

♪ Yeah, yeah

♪ Let's go... ♪

Right. Let's get on with it.

Next up is the Intros round. Noel and PinkPantheress,

on your feet please. You'll be performing the intro of a song

to Jamali, and remember, Jamali,

it's the title of the song we're looking for.

Alright. You ready?

Yeah. - Go on. - OK. three, two, one. Go.

♪ Dum, dum, dum

♪ Dum...

♪ Dum, dum, dum, dum...

♪ Dum... It's pretty good.

♪ Dum, dum... #Sorry, Noel, what are you bringing to this?

Fuck, it's hard, cos the vibes that Noel's giving is overwhelming.

Do you wanna take Noel's vibe out, will that help?

Yeah, if you could take Noel's vibe out for a second.

Are you asking me to take my - vibe out? - If you could.

Alright, do it without me. - I'll go over here. - OK.

It's lonely up there, in't it?

♪ Dum, dum, dum...

You know the fucking song, mate.

Yeah? Is that part of the song?

No, you just do, innit? I just do.

OK, so you think it's gonna help me by just looking at me aggressively?

Aggressively is crazy.

- - I can do it again. - Yeah. - I'll do it - - again. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - OK.

♪ Dum, dum, dum

♪ Dum, dum, dum... ♪ Oh, is it 21 seconds?

It is not. I'm passing it over. Sophie.

The title of the song we're - looking for. - That's it. SexyBack.

Is correct. Sophie Willan's team steal a point.

It was Justin Timberlake with SexyBack.

Let's hear how it should have sounded.

That was Justin Timberlake with SexyBack.

During an interview Justin said "I believe people can move things

with their minds." So do I, Justin, so do I.

Yeah. Yeah.

Next one, please, your last one. Right.

♪ Dum-dada-dadum-dumdadum

♪ Dum-dum-dum-dum

♪ Dum-dada-dadum-dumdadum, dum-dum... #

You know this one. How does the tune go?

What do you mean? No, sorry, ignore me.

I will. ♪ Bum-bum-bum-bum...

♪ Dum-bada-badum-dadum-dumdadum ♪ Dun, dun, dun

Is it P's & Q's, Kano? Yeah.

Whoa!

It genuinely is. You're right.

Here's how it should have sounded.

That was Kano with P's & Q's,

yet another Grime artist that I've never heard of,

which the producers expect me to say something funny about.

Well, sorry, I've got nothing. But what I have got is I've taught myself

to play No Scrubs by TLC on the recorder.

Impressed actually, that's No Scrubs.

Yeah.

Well done. You guessed one correct.

Better than nothing.

OK, Jamie and Luke, it's your turn

to perform to Sophie, so on your feet, please.

OK.

You know what you're doing. OK.

Right, are you ready? Ready. Two, three.

♪ Dum, dum, dum, da-dum, dum, dum...

♪ Dum, dum, dum, da-dum, dum, dum...

Yeah.

♪ Dum, dum, dum, da-dum, dum, dum...

♪ Ohh... ♪ I think... yeah.

That was fabulous, actually. It's genuinely good.

Genuinely good.

I don't know it, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Sophie's passed it over. What do you - think? - Is it Overload by Sugababes?

It IS Overload by Sugababes. Well done.

Oh, well done. - So close! - Sorry.

It was Overload by Sugababes. Here's how it should have sounded.

That was Overload by the Sugababes.

Mutya from the Sugababes once invited me to a Starbucks for a coffee.

I said no, of course, what would we talk about? Erm...

Next song. OK.

I'm genuinely excited - about your next one. - Oh, thank you.

Lovely.

This is good, this is good.

♪ Du, du, du

Do you want a Fisherman's Friend? What the fuck is going on?

Is there coughing in this song?

Big time. Big time. It has a little bit of coughing.

- Go again. Go again. - If you really - listen. - Start from the beginning.

♪ Ra-ta-ta, cough... cough, cough ♪ Do-do-do...

♪ Cough

♪ Do-do-do...

Ahem. ♪ Do-do-do!

I feel like I'm having a stroke actually.

What's your feeling? I don't have a clue, sorry.

OK, pass it over. Sounds like Covid mate.

I'm scared I'm gonna get it wrong.

Go on, have a go. - Go on. - Is it My Humps?

It is My Humps. It is My Humps

By the Black Eyed Peas.

Let's hear how it should have sounded.

Where's the coughing, Jamie?

She's exhausted from the coughing.

That was the Black Eyed Peas with My Humps.

Some critics have said that track set feminism back 40 years.

Fergie responded by saying "Hey, it's just a song."

And quite a few people said "We don't care what you think,

you're the 83-year-old, former manager of Manchester United."

At the end of that round, Sophie's team have one point...

Whoo! ...but Noel's team have three points!

Unheard of. It's time for a break now

because if this show is to keep on running, we need...

...adverts.

Welcome back to Never Mind the Buzzcocks.

Our next round is called ID Parade,

where our panel must identify a musical legend from yesteryear.

Noel's team, you're up first.

For the audience at home, take a look at this.

♪ THE VIBRATORS: Wake Up ♪ ♪ Well, it's confusing me

♪ So, wake up

♪ Wake up

♪ To the 20th century

♪ Well, there's plenty other boys

♪ Who make a lot of noise... ♪

That was The Vibrators with Wake Up from 1978,

but can you tell me which of our line up is drummer Eddie Edwards?

Is it Wake Up?

Backed Up?

Whassup?!

Prostate Check-up?

Lick My Head, It's A Chupa Chup?!

Erm, oh Lord.

One of them just looked at me.

Just saying. They're real people, you know.

No, I'm sorry, no, I just... He's still looking!

Yeah, number four is terrifying, man.

I don't think it's number three. He looks like he cycles to work.

You know. Yeah, and he-

He wears the headcam and says, "They're going goddam too fast."

Two's got good cheekbones. - He's got some good punk energy. - Yeah.

Bet he's had a lot of cheap "wizz" in his time, look.

Yeah. He looks good.

I've been in the back of number 4's cab.

Look at them eyes, he knows the Knowledge.

Number five.

I think number five looks quite - cool. It could be number five. - Yeah.

I think so. He's got a drummer stance as well.

I'm obsessed with number four now.

"It's all fuckin' satnav these days."

I'll give you some facts, - that'll help. - Yeah.

In 2011, The Vibrators released an official Vibrators' vibrator,

called the Buzzin' Bullet. Which one of these men would release a dildo?

I feel like it would be number four, but it would be at a car boot sale.

"Get your dildos!"

I'm so scared of him.

Let me give you the other side of the coin of this man.

Eddie is into making jams and chutneys. He recently made...

a rhubarb and ginger chutney.

Aww. Oh, that's number three, man.

That's number three. Three is back in the game.

"Come and get your dildos and your chutneys.

For lubrication."

Number two looks like he's Sting,

but he's come back from the future to warn us.

Number 1's got nothing, by the way. He's sort of asleep, actually,

I noticed.

I genuinely think I did just wake him up.

- Yeah, I think you did. - He's just woke up going, "Where the fuck am I?

Sting, what is it you need to tell me?"

I'm gonna push you now. Come on. I'm gonna say it's two

but, like, his stance, he's kind of like

to the side a little bit. Has anyone - else noticed? - It might be a medical.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm actually really sorry if it's scoliosis. I'm sorry.

Give me a number. Come on. I'll say number three.

But that's me. - And you say what? - I'll say two.

Let's add 'em together. Number five.

Are you actually? That's good, I like that.

Their team captain's overruling them. Number 5's locked in.

Would the real Eddie Edwards please step forward?

Yeah. Oh!

Noel's team, you were wrong.

The great Eddie. How are you, Eddie?

Welcome to the show. I'm having you afterwards.

Yeah. Let's hear it for Eddie Edwards and the rest of the line-up!

OK, Sophie's team, your turn.

For the audience at home, take a look at this.

♪ ANNIA, DJ CHUCKY AND XTM: Fly On The Wings Of Love ♪

♪ Fly, baby, fly-y

♪ Reaching the stars above

♪ Touching the sky... ♪

I think I know who it is.

That was XTM featuring Annia with Fly on the Wings of Love from 2003.

But Sophie's team, what I want to know is which of our line-up

is Eva Marti, AKA Annia,

who sang on the track.

Is it number one, Fly On The Wings of Love?

Number two, Flyday Night Out With Girls?

Number three, Fly Up With All The Trimmings?

Number four, Fly Do Fools Fall In Love?

Number five, Fly Like an Angel. RIP Diana?

Over to you. Ooh.

You can see number one kicking - off at a Wetherspoons, innit? - Yeah.

You could see it in all of 'em.

"What do you mean, get off - the table". -Yeah.

I think number one has a kind of quiet confidence.

I think four is in charge - of a team. - Hmm. HR.

Yeah. She's the Sharon Stone of HR.

- Yeah. - Number two looks like it's been a rough couple of years

but you've got into reiki and you're happy.

She's back. She's back. She's back. She's found reiki.

She sells CBD on Facebook - Marketplace. - Exactly. Yeah.

Number three, I don't get "dance track" from her at all.

I feel like she's got headphones in.

She does swish. She's listening to something.

If she was in B*Witched, I'd buy it.

Do you know what I mean? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Five.

I've struggled to get eye contact with you for about half an hour.

She's off somewhere else, Five. Don't underestimate her.

At a PTA meeting, she's a fucking nightmare.

Yeah, yeah. But that could be a sign that it's her.

I'm gonna hit you with a pretty - big clue now. - Right, go on.

She called our researcher at 9am the day after her research call

because she'd forgotten to tell our researcher something.

Do you wanna know what it is? - What? - That she had once...

been to Hastings. Once.

Wow.

Four's too busy with the team to be calling about Hastings.

She's like "I've gotta do the weirdest thing this evening, guys.

I'll be back tomorrow but am I gonna have a story for you, one on one."

- Yeah. - You knew pretty quick. I think it's One or Four, for me.

I think stick with Four. Four seems to... Four?

Yeah, I was... Where are you...? I would go... You're on One.

- ...for One. - OK, Sophie's team, what's your final answer?

Four. Four? - Alright, let's find out. - Four.

Will the real Eva please step forward?!

Ta-da! Hey!

You said it. Quiet confidence.

Sophie's team, you were wrong. Eva, how are you?

This is the first time I come here to the UK,

to the British UK television. - So happy. - Aw, welcome.

Welcome. Yeah, I'm from Barcelona.

Whoo!

We could not have got her more wrong, could we?

That's right, yeah. Let's hear it for Eva

and for the rest of 'em there.

Thank you, Eva.

At the end of that round, Sophie's team have one point

and Noel's team have three points!

Right...

it's time for Next Lines.

Sophie's team, you're up first.

I really believe you can actually catch Noel here.

Right, OK. Your time starts now.

"I wanna make love in this club."

"In this club.""In this club." Yeah, I'll give you that. Usher.

Love in this Club. "Give me till tomorrow, then I'll be OK."

Good.

Nice sentiment. "Just another day and then I'll hold you tight."

Daniel Bedingfield, - Gotta Get Thru This. - Oh.

"You better not kill the groove, DJ."

"Gonna burn this goddam house right down."Yes, it is.

Sophie Ellis-Bextor. Murder on the Dancefloor.

"You used to get it in your fishnets."

"Now you only get it in your nightdress."Correct.

Arctic Monkeys. Fluorescent Adolescent. "You had my heart inside of your hands."

Sorry.

"And you played it to the beat." Adele, Rolling in the Deep.

Well, that was shit, wasn't it?

That was hard. Really tough, in't it?

Well done, Sophie's team, you got three points!

Oh, well done, us.

OK, Noel's team, this is your round, and your time starts now.

"Take a look inside your heart, is there any room for me?"

"I won't let you hold your breath till you get down on one knee,"

Very good. PinkPantheress, - Boy's a Liar. - Uh-huh.

"Honey came in, and she caught me red handed."

"She caught me on the counter." "It wasn't me."

"Saw me kissing on the sofa." "It wasn't me."

"Even caught me in..." I'm gonna give it you

because you disturbingly know so much of it.

It's, "Creepin' with the girl next door," but you can have it.

- Shaggy. It Wasn't Me. - We've done it. "Blue, blue, electric blue."

♪ Blue, blue, electric blue, was the colour of my room... ♪

Right. David Bowie, Sound and Vision. Yes!

"What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?"

Car boot sale.

"I'm gonna get you drunk, get you drunk, as well as my humps."

"I'm gonna get you drunk, get you drunk off my humps."

Black Eyed Peas, My Humps. "Cos I'm too messy..."

That sound means it's the end of the round and the end of the show,

and I can tell you that Sophie's team have four points.

Not bad. But unbelievably, with seven points,

our winners tonight are Noel's team!

My thanks to Jamali Maddix,

Noel Fielding, PinkPantheress,

Jamie Demetriou,

Sophie Willan, Luke Pritchard. Goodnight!

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