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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,800 The following programme contains strong language and adult humour. 2 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:36,519 Welcome! Welcome to Never Mind The Buzzcocks, 3 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:39,639 the show the P Diddy refused to come on because he thought 4 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,879 what was going on in Jamali's dressing room was "a bit much". 5 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:46,239 But... 6 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:48,919 Hey, Greg, we just started the show, 7 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:52,719 and you've already called me a sex criminal, bruv. 8 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:55,400 Not criminal. Pioneer. Right... 9 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:59,959 Let's meet our panel. Joining Jamali on Noel's team... 10 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,839 ♪ PINKPANTHERESS: Illegal ♪ ♪ My name is Pink 11 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:03,160 ♪ And I'm really glad to meet you 12 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:07,759 ♪ You're recommended to me by some people... ♪ 13 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:10,999 A MOBO-winning singer and songwriter who started a viral trend 14 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,719 with the lyrics, "Is this illegal? It feels illegal". Well, 15 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:16,079 depends what you're doing. In this country, incredibly, 16 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,559 you can marry your first cousin legally. You can own a tiger. 17 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:21,159 But you kill one swan, straight to prison. 18 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:24,799 Hey! Argh! 19 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:33,519 It's PinkPantheress! 20 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,359 And on Sophie Willan's team tonight... 21 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:41,999 ♪ CHAPPELL ROAN: Hot To Go! ♪ 22 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,599 ...a BAFTA-winning comedian, actor and writer, 23 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,879 who says he got bullied for liking The Beatles. 24 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:50,039 You count yourself lucky young man, John Lennon got shot. He's dead. 25 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:53,199 You know that? Sorry to break that to you. 26 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:56,199 George Harrison, dead. Ringo, not so much as a cold, 27 00:01:56,200 --> 00:02:00,279 the world's gone bloody mad. It's Jamie Demetriou! 28 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:05,479 And on Sophie's team... 29 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:07,399 ♪ THE KOOKS: Naive ♪ 30 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:11,599 ...a Noughties Indie icon, who says he always wears underwear. 31 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,599 Stay alert for further updates tonight 32 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,879 as to whether he brushes his teeth, combs his hair 33 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:18,239 and, the big one, ladies and gentlemen, 34 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:20,560 washes his hands after a "blop". It's... 35 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:26,639 It's Luke Pritchard from The Kooks! 36 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:31,320 Thank you. What a line-up. 37 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:36,519 Welcome, everyone. PinkPantheress... 38 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:41,359 Welcome to the show. 39 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:44,479 I saw Pink being interviewed about your song, Illegal, 40 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:46,239 by a really sweet interviewer who said, 41 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:48,959 "Er that song it's all about a secret relationship, 42 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,159 about you're trying to keep a secret love 43 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:53,799 that you dare not speak to the world." And Pink went, 44 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:55,720 "Nah, it's just about buying drugs." 45 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:00,719 But what's the viral thing? What's that about? 46 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:03,520 - It's a viral trend right? - You don't know what a viral thing is, do you? 47 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,439 You're giving this screaming "viral thing", it's not... 48 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:11,359 - What are you on about? - Don't try and play the fucking young person's card. 49 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:13,879 You're like 42 now. I'm not forty-fucking-two! 50 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:17,360 Forty-two, still living with his mum. Fucking heart-breaking. 51 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:21,159 Tell me about the viral trend. I do know what a viral trend is. 52 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:22,959 In my song, it was called Illegal... Yeah. 53 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,519 And the very beginning of the song it goes, "My name is Pink. 54 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:28,079 I'm really glad to meet you." That's it. 55 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:30,799 And everyone shakes your hand. Yeah. That's it. Then you film... 56 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:32,879 We did one in the thing... - We did. - I heard, 57 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,040 you did it with old Uncle Fester over there. 58 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:40,679 You know I've seen you live before, - like about ten years ago. - Did you? 59 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,559 - Yeah, it was really good. - Hang on, have you ever seen HIM live? 60 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,400 I can't say I have but- No, so fuck you! 61 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,439 How old were you when you went to see Noel? 62 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:52,119 Maybe it was like eight years ago, maybe when I was like 16. 63 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:54,759 - Yeah. - So you're 24 now? - Yeah. I'm 24. - I know. 64 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:56,719 Oh, God. - How old are you? - I'm 34. 65 00:03:56,720 --> 00:04:00,079 You're 34? - - Yeah. - Oh that's really nice. - Yeah. 66 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,639 But you live in LA, 67 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:06,279 he lives with his mum. I don't live with my mum. 68 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,839 You're very welcome to the show. - Thank you. - Nice to have you. 69 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:11,679 Luke, welcome to the show. Hello. Thank you so much. 70 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:15,199 You always wear underwear, it says. Yeah. I mean I'm not a never nude... 71 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,679 I think I am a never nude. - Are you? - But you're a young, 72 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:21,200 good-looking man, and if you see me naked, it looks like a bag of suet. 73 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:25,439 I thought that swan was your penis. 74 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,160 Yeah. So did I. 75 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:32,519 But I'm intrigued because genuinely - I hate taking my pants off. - Yeah. 76 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:35,679 Who wears pants? Jamali, do you wear pants? 77 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,119 Yes, I wear fucking pa... What a conversation... 78 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:40,160 What the fuck are you on about? 79 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:46,319 Luke, I hear you once kicked - Alex Turner in the face. - It's true. 80 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,759 I didn't know they were in the crowd, but when I'm on stage, 81 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:52,759 this kid is, like, pulling my leads out in my pedals. 82 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,959 - So you kicked him in the face? - Well, Yeah, I mean lightly pushed his face 83 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:59,559 with my foot as I would put it. 84 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,479 I got introduced to him after. It was Alex. 85 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:03,239 Why did he take your lead out, though? 86 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:05,239 I think he's the prick in this scenario. 87 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,839 It was pretty bad, it was pretty - whipped. - I think he deserved it, 88 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:09,799 he started singing like... 89 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,719 Probably deserves a kicking, doesn't he? 90 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:14,639 - Welcome to the show, Luke. - Thanks, - mate. - It's really nice to have you. 91 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:17,319 - Jamie. - Hiya. Jamie's got a connection 92 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:20,320 to a music legend. Who do you think his musical friend might be? 93 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:24,279 Cliff Richard. Ooh! 94 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:26,759 What's the incredible connection between you and Cliff? 95 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:29,319 When I was younger my dad would always say "You know, 96 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:31,999 I was born on the same day, same hour, 97 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,439 same year, same everything, as Cliff Richard." 98 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:38,639 And I didn't know who Cliff Richard was so I'd be like, "You're joking!" 99 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:40,719 At the age of like four. Like, "Really?" 100 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:44,119 And anyway, just weirdly life went where it went 101 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:47,799 and I was asked as a sort of ten year old 102 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,839 to sing on An Audience with Cliff Richard. 103 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:52,599 Afterwards he went, "Kids, if you have any questions for me..." 104 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:55,519 And I was like, "Actually, it's not a question but, erm, 105 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:59,359 my dad's actually born on the same day, same year, same month as you." 106 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,479 Or whatever. And he went, 107 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:03,799 "Ah, he's an October baby," and I went, 108 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,760 "February 2nd." 109 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:17,719 Jamie, you used to be - in a band didn't you? - Yes. 110 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:20,159 I was in a band called The Alphabeat, 111 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:22,359 shout out to all the ex-members. 112 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:24,639 Erm... Er... 113 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:27,839 We broke up when Alphabeat came along 114 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:30,879 because it was just too much effort to change the name. 115 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:33,159 The thing about it was, 116 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:36,239 I was just singing in a voice that wasn't my own, 117 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:39,319 It was at a time where the fashion was to, "Ooh!" 118 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,959 And I, erm... It worked for me. 119 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:44,199 That's YOUR voice. No, that's your voice. 120 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:46,759 I feel like, it just didn't... Er... I'm more of a... 121 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:49,879 As you've heard from my speaking voice, I'm more smooth R'n'B. 122 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:53,839 - Yeah. - It's a memory that I will cherish forever. 123 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:56,959 As will I. Let's crack on with the show. 124 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:58,799 Sophie's team, this question's for you 125 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:02,679 and it's all about other worldly, sexy encounters. Have a look at this. 126 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:05,239 ♪ Bobby Brown: Two Can Play That Game ♪ 127 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:06,439 ♪ Two can play that game 128 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:10,119 ♪ You're playin' ♪ Play that game 129 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,199 ♪ Two can play that game... ♪ 130 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:14,239 ♪ STEVIE NICKS: Edge of Seventeen ♪ 131 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:16,839 ♪ Sing a song, sounds like she's singin' 132 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:20,119 ♪ Ooh, baby" Yeah, yeah ♪ "Ooh, baby, ooh, said, ooh"... ♪ 133 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:22,079 ♪ DAVID BOWIE: Ashes To Ashes ♪ Ashes to ashes 134 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:23,559 ♪ Funk to funky 135 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:27,320 ♪ We know Major Tom's a junkie... ♪ 136 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:34,279 Rock legends Stevie Nicks, David Bowie 137 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:36,719 and the man who says the pub nuts taste better 138 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:38,520 BECAUSE of the urine, Bobby Brown. 139 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:45,119 Sophie's team, can you tell me which of those foxy, freaky "deaks" had 140 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:49,480 a sexy encounter with the spirit world? Was it... 141 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:00,639 Describing the incident in his autobiography, 142 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:05,359 Bobby said "I could feel my penis inside her and everything." Adding, 143 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:09,080 "This was before I ever touched any drug apart from weed and alcohol." 144 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,360 Or was it B? 145 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:25,440 I said, "Calm down Orlando." 146 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,160 Or was it C? 147 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,400 ..."Wooooo spooooky." 148 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:58,879 There you go, pick the bones - out of that. - What are you thinking? 149 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:01,799 Well, I think that A and B are just a couple of blokes showing off 150 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:05,679 and C is just a lovely lady having some fun. 151 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:08,959 Yeah. I'd go Stevie Nicks, actually. 152 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:11,199 What would you put? I was thinking Bowie. 153 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:14,519 I just hope it's Bo... I mean if you were from the other world, 154 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:16,359 you'd go and see Bowie, - wouldn't you? - Yeah. 155 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:19,079 Sorry, there are people in this room who genuinely think 156 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:23,159 that we're going from... ♪ We know Major Tom's a junkie... ♪ 157 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:25,639 ...to, "He was shaking so much, I had to give him a Jaffa Cake"? 158 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:29,719 - Yeah. No. - There's something quite mundane about even just the, 159 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:31,599 like, "sat down on the couch next to me." 160 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:34,200 Just the idea of a spirit being like, "Ah, here we go". 161 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:39,479 There's no thrill or excitement. Yeah, totally. 162 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:42,079 Yeah, so he's out then. 163 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,080 You two should run a detective agency. 164 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:48,599 No, but I think you're right. - I'm into it. - And Bobby Brown. 165 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:51,759 What are your thoughts? I don't have any... 166 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:54,199 Right. 167 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:56,239 I can help you out with some interesting facts. 168 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:58,719 - Yeah. - Bobby Brown first. It's no surprise 169 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:01,879 that he became a drug addict in later life because when he was ten, 170 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:05,400 he accidentally fried chicken in cocaine instead of flour. 171 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:09,519 Oh, my goodness. Gosh. He genuinely did. 172 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:13,279 His mum was an entrepreneur coke dealer, and while she was out, 173 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,119 he grabbed a bag of what he thought was flour, 174 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:18,599 he was gonna give his chicken a nice coating. Turned out to be coke. 175 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:21,639 Anyone here accidentally ingested drugs? 176 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:24,159 The worst one I ever had was with hash cookies. 177 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:27,799 I think that's the worst - of all of them, right? - Yeah. 178 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:32,159 I lost two and a half days. Hash cakes are horrifically strong. 179 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:34,079 Yeah. It was deep. When I was a schoolteacher, 180 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:37,439 we did a school trip to Amsterdam, and me and three other teachers 181 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:40,559 sneakily ate some hash cakes. And one of them started crying, 182 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:43,159 saying the world had gone flat. 183 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:46,479 And I had to walk him up and down outside, 184 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,959 just praying the kids didn't see. And then he went "Oh no, 185 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:52,039 it's alright, the world's not flat anymore." 186 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:54,600 And then the world went flat to me and he had to walk me up... 187 00:10:57,440 --> 00:11:00,799 Here's a Stevie Nicks fact for you. Being unfamiliar with the words 188 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:02,719 "think I'll have a quiet one tonight", 189 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:05,439 Stevie Nicks almost went blind from partying. 190 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:08,759 After a two-day session to celebrate Rumours going platinum, 191 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:11,239 Stevie forgot to take her contact lenses out 192 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,799 and almost wore away her cornea. 193 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,759 You think that's hard partying Stevie, 194 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,719 my Uncle Peter once had sex with sixteen men in one night, 195 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,480 and he didn't even have an album out. 196 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,479 OK, Sophie's team, what are you thinking? Is it Bobby Brown, 197 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:29,399 the ghost, or is it David Bowie's horny spirit guide... 198 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:32,919 I think Stevie... or Stevie getting her norks out on a ghost train? 199 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:35,599 That David Bowie story's too sad. 200 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,759 -Yeah. - It's not sad for a ghost to ejaculate 201 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:42,199 and then get given a Jaffa Cake by one of the most iconic popstars 202 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:45,599 - in history. - It's just too normal, it's too, like, every day. 203 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,719 Do you think it could be Bobby Brown... 204 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:50,599 Could be... that could feel his penis inside a ghost? And everything? 205 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,719 I believe he might have thought that happened. 206 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:56,080 How could you feel your penis inside - a ghost? - I feel like it'd be cold. 207 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:59,919 - Yeah. - I feel it'd be, like, refreshing but then... 208 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,200 uncomfortable. - Refreshing. - Yeah. 209 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:06,320 Is there a chance he just had sex with someone who was cold? 210 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:10,239 Probably Witney, dead. More like dead. 211 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,679 No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was gonna say that. 212 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:15,399 Jesus Christ. That was horrible. 213 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:18,159 I'm so sorry. I don't know what's happened. 214 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,959 It's as she said it... 215 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:22,720 That was like someone else said it. "That was horrible." 216 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:27,279 Give us an answer. We can't dwell on ghosts- 217 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,639 - Stevie Nicks. - I'm gonna - say Stevie Nicks too. - Yeah? 218 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:33,399 - I'm happy with that. - Stevie Nicks' boobs out on a ghost train. 219 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:36,199 I think so. I'm afraid you're wrong. 220 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,759 Oh. Incredibly, the answer is A. 221 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,839 Ah! Bobby Brown had sex with a ghost. 222 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,479 Writing in his autobiography, Bobby said 223 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:46,319 "One night, I woke up to the sensation of a woman on top of me. 224 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:48,519 The sensation felt exactly like sex. 225 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:51,599 It was not a dream, I was definitely awake while it happened. 226 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:54,439 All of a sudden she was gone, leaving me alone 227 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:58,119 and incredibly excited and terrified, all at the same time." 228 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:00,479 Hard luck there, Sophie, no points for you. 229 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,359 Noel's team, take a look at this. 230 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:05,559 Walking Away ♪ ♪ I'm walking away 231 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:07,999 ♪ From the troubles in my life 232 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,479 ♪ I'm walking away... ♪ 233 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:14,400 ♪ SOPHIE ELLIS-BEXTOR: Murder On The Dancefloor ♪ 234 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:17,480 ♪ It's murder on the dancefloor... ♪ 235 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,999 ♪ DANIEL BEDINGFIELD: Gotta Get Thru This ♪ 236 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,559 ♪ I gotta get through this 237 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:24,799 ♪ I gotta make, gotta make it, gotta make it through 238 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,279 ♪ Said, I'm gonna get through this 239 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,960 ♪ I'm gonna get through this... ♪ 240 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:35,199 That was two village idiots and Sophie Ellis-Bextor. 241 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,240 But Noel's team... Can you tell me... 242 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:41,759 ...which of these early Noughties popstars once 243 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:45,880 had to give something up because of a TV show? Was it... 244 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,280 Or was it B? 245 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,760 "..but I couldn't act for shit." 246 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:20,880 Or was it C? 247 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,120 "..in EGG." 248 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:39,679 I've met Craig David, and he's a nice man. 249 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:42,399 Yeah, he seems lovely. - Big, chunky thighs as well. - Has he? 250 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:45,719 Yeah. I grabbed them for one beat and for that beat 251 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,000 and that beat alone, I was fully gay. 252 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:52,320 - What noise did he make? - I've got it here somewhere. 253 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,959 I actually think C is true, by the way. 254 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,880 Ah, someone's playing the game. Yeah, I...Brilliant. 255 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:10,199 I don't think it's Daniel Bedingfield because I feel like 256 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,719 I would have known that he was on Sabrina the Teenage Witch. 257 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,919 Were you a fan of Sabrina the Teenage Witch? 258 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:18,079 I wasn't but I feel like I know enough about Daniel Bedingfield... 259 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,759 I know so much about Daniel Bedingfield. 260 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:22,279 How come you know so much about Daniel Bedingfield? 261 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,960 Well, cos I do music so there's a lot of peep. 262 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:31,359 What's your favourite Bedingfield song?# I don't wanna run away 263 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,319 ♪ But I can't make it... 264 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:35,919 I think he's one of the best voices in music. 265 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,479 Let's do it. # And why... 266 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:41,599 # Does my heart tell me that I am?...Ready? 267 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:49,480 # Stay in your arms? 268 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:59,119 I find Daniel Bedingfield absolutely fascinating. 269 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,959 Here's some of my favourite facts about him. 270 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,920 Daniel Bedingfield claims to remember the exact moment he was born. 271 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,119 Do you want some Craig David facts? 272 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,039 Craig David, when he has a party, 273 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:18,879 he insists on a 70/30 man to woman split. 274 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:21,519 What? What, more men than women? 275 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:24,879 He has 70% girls, 30% guys. Oh. 276 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:28,919 It's not for him, it's to keep the guys calm, and I've got a quote here. 277 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:31,839 "So they don't run around the house trying to hit on everyone." 278 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:35,280 He said "If the ratio's the other way round, it all gets wonky." 279 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,919 Are The Kooks party animals? Yeah, we had our moments... Did you? 280 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:44,159 - for real, yeah. - I think the last time we met was at one of your parties. 281 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,239 Yeah, that's right. That lasted about three days. 282 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:49,960 It... Yeah. It was a lovely party. Good ratio. 283 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,399 Let's move on to Sophie Ellis-Bextor. 284 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,999 I've looked for some quirky facts about her, and honestly, 285 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,559 I can't find anything. We've had a team of researchers 286 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:03,519 trying to find something kooky about her, and this is all we could find. 287 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:06,319 The belt she wears in the video for Murder on the Dancefloor 288 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:09,800 was made out of gaffer tape, and that is it. 289 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:20,079 Come on, give me an answer. Which - one's true? - Yeah, I think it's C. 290 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:24,199 Let's go. - The answer is B!Oh. - I said B. 291 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,559 Daniel Bedingfield gave up acting 292 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:30,039 because his performance in Sabrina the Teenage Witch was so terrible, 293 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:33,159 he decided acting was damaging his psyche. 294 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,800 It's Sabrina the Teenage Witch, mate. It's not This is England. 295 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:39,959 Well, hard luck, Noel's team, you get no points. 296 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,519 That means neither team has any points. 297 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:55,319 Give them a clap... for nothing. 298 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,639 For nothing. 299 00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:59,479 Time for a break. We'll see you in a bit. 300 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,599 Welcome back to Never Mind the Buzzcocks, 301 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,199 the show that's a bit like a Lana Del Rey concert, 302 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,720 in that no one knows what the fuck is going on. 303 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:25,199 Lana's not alone, concerts seem to have become really weird these days. 304 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,719 if it's not Apple dancers, it's Usher being mad. 305 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:31,800 Have you seen what Usher's been doing on his tour? Have a look. 306 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,999 Oh, my God! 307 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,160 Ho-ho! 308 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,399 Oh! 309 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:47,359 Ooh. 310 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,559 That's all well and good. 311 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,679 But if you're a man and you go to an Usher concert, 312 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:54,319 it's a very different story. Don't you make the mistake I made. 313 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,999 ♪ USHER: Yeah! ♪ ♪ Yeah-yeah-yeah 314 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,839 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 315 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:00,559 ♪ Yeah-yeah-yeah 316 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,359 ♪ Yeah, yeah 317 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:03,519 ♪ Let's go... ♪ 318 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,959 Right. Let's get on with it. 319 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:14,519 Next up is the Intros round. Noel and PinkPantheress, 320 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,079 on your feet please. You'll be performing the intro of a song 321 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:19,519 to Jamali, and remember, Jamali, 322 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,399 it's the title of the song we're looking for. 323 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,119 Alright. You ready? 324 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,759 Yeah. - Go on. - OK. three, two, one. Go. 325 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,639 ♪ Dum, dum, dum 326 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,199 ♪ Dum... 327 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,279 ♪ Dum, dum, dum, dum... 328 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,519 ♪ Dum... It's pretty good. 329 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:37,480 ♪ Dum, dum... #Sorry, Noel, what are you bringing to this? 330 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:44,559 Fuck, it's hard, cos the vibes that Noel's giving is overwhelming. 331 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,239 Do you wanna take Noel's vibe out, will that help? 332 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,399 Yeah, if you could take Noel's vibe out for a second. 333 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,639 Are you asking me to take my - vibe out? - If you could. 334 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:55,280 Alright, do it without me. - I'll go over here. - OK. 335 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:59,280 It's lonely up there, in't it? 336 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:05,559 ♪ Dum, dum, dum... 337 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,719 You know the fucking song, mate. 338 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:10,639 Yeah? Is that part of the song? 339 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,359 No, you just do, innit? I just do. 340 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:15,919 OK, so you think it's gonna help me by just looking at me aggressively? 341 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,719 Aggressively is crazy. 342 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,279 - - I can do it again. - Yeah. - I'll do it - - again. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - OK. 343 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:24,719 ♪ Dum, dum, dum 344 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,999 ♪ Dum, dum, dum... ♪ Oh, is it 21 seconds? 345 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,239 It is not. I'm passing it over. Sophie. 346 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,759 The title of the song we're - looking for. - That's it. SexyBack. 347 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:37,440 Is correct. Sophie Willan's team steal a point. 348 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,239 It was Justin Timberlake with SexyBack. 349 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,999 Let's hear how it should have sounded. 350 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,799 That was Justin Timberlake with SexyBack. 351 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,079 During an interview Justin said "I believe people can move things 352 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:59,519 with their minds." So do I, Justin, so do I. 353 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:03,359 Yeah. Yeah. 354 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:11,359 Next one, please, your last one. Right. 355 00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:14,039 ♪ Dum-dada-dadum-dumdadum 356 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,759 ♪ Dum-dum-dum-dum 357 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,679 ♪ Dum-dada-dadum-dumdadum, dum-dum... # 358 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:21,039 You know this one. How does the tune go? 359 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,079 What do you mean? No, sorry, ignore me. 360 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,880 I will. ♪ Bum-bum-bum-bum... 361 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,199 ♪ Dum-bada-badum-dadum-dumdadum ♪ Dun, dun, dun 362 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,439 Is it P's & Q's, Kano? Yeah. 363 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:34,759 Whoa! 364 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,600 It genuinely is. You're right. 365 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,439 Here's how it should have sounded. 366 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,199 That was Kano with P's & Q's, 367 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,559 yet another Grime artist that I've never heard of, 368 00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,119 which the producers expect me to say something funny about. 369 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:04,639 Well, sorry, I've got nothing. But what I have got is I've taught myself 370 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,880 to play No Scrubs by TLC on the recorder. 371 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,679 Impressed actually, that's No Scrubs. 372 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:20,879 Yeah. 373 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:30,079 Well done. You guessed one correct. 374 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,520 Better than nothing. 375 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,399 OK, Jamie and Luke, it's your turn 376 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,680 to perform to Sophie, so on your feet, please. 377 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:46,399 OK. 378 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,800 You know what you're doing. OK. 379 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,559 Right, are you ready? Ready. Two, three. 380 00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:00,399 ♪ Dum, dum, dum, da-dum, dum, dum... 381 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:04,439 ♪ Dum, dum, dum, da-dum, dum, dum... 382 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,719 Yeah. 383 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,159 ♪ Dum, dum, dum, da-dum, dum, dum... 384 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,960 ♪ Ohh... ♪ I think... yeah. 385 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,959 That was fabulous, actually. It's genuinely good. 386 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,880 Genuinely good. 387 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,719 I don't know it, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 388 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:28,839 Sophie's passed it over. What do you - think? - Is it Overload by Sugababes? 389 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,999 It IS Overload by Sugababes. Well done. 390 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,839 Oh, well done. - So close! - Sorry. 391 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:37,559 It was Overload by Sugababes. Here's how it should have sounded. 392 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,399 That was Overload by the Sugababes. 393 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:57,399 Mutya from the Sugababes once invited me to a Starbucks for a coffee. 394 00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:00,720 I said no, of course, what would we talk about? Erm... 395 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,839 Next song. OK. 396 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:07,359 I'm genuinely excited - about your next one. - Oh, thank you. 397 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:09,079 Lovely. 398 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:17,160 This is good, this is good. 399 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,879 ♪ Du, du, du 400 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,959 Do you want a Fisherman's Friend? What the fuck is going on? 401 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,799 Is there coughing in this song? 402 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,919 Big time. Big time. It has a little bit of coughing. 403 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,679 - Go again. Go again. - If you really - listen. - Start from the beginning. 404 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:46,159 ♪ Ra-ta-ta, cough... cough, cough ♪ Do-do-do... 405 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,039 ♪ Cough 406 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,559 ♪ Do-do-do... 407 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,719 Ahem. ♪ Do-do-do! 408 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,800 I feel like I'm having a stroke actually. 409 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,919 What's your feeling? I don't have a clue, sorry. 410 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,639 OK, pass it over. Sounds like Covid mate. 411 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,239 I'm scared I'm gonna get it wrong. 412 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,439 Go on, have a go. - Go on. - Is it My Humps? 413 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,839 It is My Humps. It is My Humps 414 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,080 By the Black Eyed Peas. 415 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,599 Let's hear how it should have sounded. 416 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,760 Where's the coughing, Jamie? 417 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,920 She's exhausted from the coughing. 418 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,199 That was the Black Eyed Peas with My Humps. 419 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,359 Some critics have said that track set feminism back 40 years. 420 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:43,079 Fergie responded by saying "Hey, it's just a song." 421 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,719 And quite a few people said "We don't care what you think, 422 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:49,600 you're the 83-year-old, former manager of Manchester United." 423 00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:00,919 At the end of that round, Sophie's team have one point... 424 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,839 Whoo! ...but Noel's team have three points! 425 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:14,199 Unheard of. It's time for a break now 426 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:17,239 because if this show is to keep on running, we need... 427 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,279 ...adverts. 428 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,439 Welcome back to Never Mind the Buzzcocks. 429 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,959 Our next round is called ID Parade, 430 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:44,399 where our panel must identify a musical legend from yesteryear. 431 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,119 Noel's team, you're up first. 432 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:48,199 For the audience at home, take a look at this. 433 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,360 ♪ THE VIBRATORS: Wake Up ♪ ♪ Well, it's confusing me 434 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:52,799 ♪ So, wake up 435 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:53,919 ♪ Wake up 436 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,279 ♪ To the 20th century 437 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,440 ♪ Well, there's plenty other boys 438 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,360 ♪ Who make a lot of noise... ♪ 439 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:08,679 That was The Vibrators with Wake Up from 1978, 440 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:12,999 but can you tell me which of our line up is drummer Eddie Edwards? 441 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,839 Is it Wake Up? 442 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:18,319 Backed Up? 443 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,919 Whassup?! 444 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,359 Prostate Check-up? 445 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:26,360 Lick My Head, It's A Chupa Chup?! 446 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,719 Erm, oh Lord. 447 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,239 One of them just looked at me. 448 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,119 Just saying. They're real people, you know. 449 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:39,799 No, I'm sorry, no, I just... He's still looking! 450 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,720 Yeah, number four is terrifying, man. 451 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:47,120 I don't think it's number three. He looks like he cycles to work. 452 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:51,159 You know. Yeah, and he- 453 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:54,680 He wears the headcam and says, "They're going goddam too fast." 454 00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,999 Two's got good cheekbones. - He's got some good punk energy. - Yeah. 455 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,759 Bet he's had a lot of cheap "wizz" in his time, look. 456 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,799 Yeah. He looks good. 457 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,640 I've been in the back of number 4's cab. 458 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,839 Look at them eyes, he knows the Knowledge. 459 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,319 Number five. 460 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,919 I think number five looks quite - cool. It could be number five. - Yeah. 461 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,799 I think so. He's got a drummer stance as well. 462 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,599 I'm obsessed with number four now. 463 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,959 "It's all fuckin' satnav these days." 464 00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:37,399 I'll give you some facts, - that'll help. - Yeah. 465 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:41,759 In 2011, The Vibrators released an official Vibrators' vibrator, 466 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:45,400 called the Buzzin' Bullet. Which one of these men would release a dildo? 467 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,960 I feel like it would be number four, but it would be at a car boot sale. 468 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,840 "Get your dildos!" 469 00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,400 I'm so scared of him. 470 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,519 Let me give you the other side of the coin of this man. 471 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:08,119 Eddie is into making jams and chutneys. He recently made... 472 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,439 a rhubarb and ginger chutney. 473 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,680 Aww. Oh, that's number three, man. 474 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,279 That's number three. Three is back in the game. 475 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,919 "Come and get your dildos and your chutneys. 476 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,920 For lubrication." 477 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,319 Number two looks like he's Sting, 478 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,480 but he's come back from the future to warn us. 479 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,439 Number 1's got nothing, by the way. He's sort of asleep, actually, 480 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,599 I noticed. 481 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,839 I genuinely think I did just wake him up. 482 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,639 - Yeah, I think you did. - He's just woke up going, "Where the fuck am I? 483 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,840 Sting, what is it you need to tell me?" 484 00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,999 I'm gonna push you now. Come on. I'm gonna say it's two 485 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,519 but, like, his stance, he's kind of like 486 00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:57,439 to the side a little bit. Has anyone - else noticed? - It might be a medical. 487 00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:02,640 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm actually really sorry if it's scoliosis. I'm sorry. 488 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:08,199 Give me a number. Come on. I'll say number three. 489 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,439 But that's me. - And you say what? - I'll say two. 490 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,240 Let's add 'em together. Number five. 491 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,639 Are you actually? That's good, I like that. 492 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:19,199 Their team captain's overruling them. Number 5's locked in. 493 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,480 Would the real Eddie Edwards please step forward? 494 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,160 Yeah. Oh! 495 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:35,519 Noel's team, you were wrong. 496 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:38,159 The great Eddie. How are you, Eddie? 497 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,359 Welcome to the show. I'm having you afterwards. 498 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:43,839 Yeah. Let's hear it for Eddie Edwards and the rest of the line-up! 499 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,679 OK, Sophie's team, your turn. 500 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,879 For the audience at home, take a look at this. 501 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:58,479 ♪ ANNIA, DJ CHUCKY AND XTM: Fly On The Wings Of Love ♪ 502 00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:02,439 ♪ Fly, baby, fly-y 503 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:06,079 ♪ Reaching the stars above 504 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,359 ♪ Touching the sky... ♪ 505 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,719 I think I know who it is. 506 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:21,279 That was XTM featuring Annia with Fly on the Wings of Love from 2003. 507 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:24,599 But Sophie's team, what I want to know is which of our line-up 508 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:27,999 is Eva Marti, AKA Annia, 509 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,719 who sang on the track. 510 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:33,479 Is it number one, Fly On The Wings of Love? 511 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:36,399 Number two, Flyday Night Out With Girls? 512 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,199 Number three, Fly Up With All The Trimmings? 513 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,520 Number four, Fly Do Fools Fall In Love? 514 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:46,280 Number five, Fly Like an Angel. RIP Diana? 515 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,799 Over to you. Ooh. 516 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,720 You can see number one kicking - off at a Wetherspoons, innit? - Yeah. 517 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,559 You could see it in all of 'em. 518 00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:00,760 "What do you mean, get off - the table". -Yeah. 519 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:07,039 I think number one has a kind of quiet confidence. 520 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:10,599 I think four is in charge - of a team. - Hmm. HR. 521 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:13,359 Yeah. She's the Sharon Stone of HR. 522 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:17,919 - Yeah. - Number two looks like it's been a rough couple of years 523 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,999 but you've got into reiki and you're happy. 524 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,759 She's back. She's back. She's back. She's found reiki. 525 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:26,680 She sells CBD on Facebook - Marketplace. - Exactly. Yeah. 526 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:32,759 Number three, I don't get "dance track" from her at all. 527 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:34,599 I feel like she's got headphones in. 528 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,559 She does swish. She's listening to something. 529 00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:39,159 If she was in B*Witched, I'd buy it. 530 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:43,079 Do you know what I mean? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Five. 531 00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:46,519 I've struggled to get eye contact with you for about half an hour. 532 00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,199 She's off somewhere else, Five. Don't underestimate her. 533 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,199 At a PTA meeting, she's a fucking nightmare. 534 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:54,399 Yeah, yeah. But that could be a sign that it's her. 535 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:57,839 I'm gonna hit you with a pretty - big clue now. - Right, go on. 536 00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:02,039 She called our researcher at 9am the day after her research call 537 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,559 because she'd forgotten to tell our researcher something. 538 00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,959 Do you wanna know what it is? - What? - That she had once... 539 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,520 been to Hastings. Once. 540 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,159 Wow. 541 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,799 Four's too busy with the team to be calling about Hastings. 542 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,599 She's like "I've gotta do the weirdest thing this evening, guys. 543 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:22,599 I'll be back tomorrow but am I gonna have a story for you, one on one." 544 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:27,479 - Yeah. - You knew pretty quick. I think it's One or Four, for me. 545 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,519 I think stick with Four. Four seems to... Four? 546 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,199 Yeah, I was... Where are you...? I would go... You're on One. 547 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:35,439 - ...for One. - OK, Sophie's team, what's your final answer? 548 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,239 Four. Four? - Alright, let's find out. - Four. 549 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:42,159 Will the real Eva please step forward?! 550 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:45,199 Ta-da! Hey! 551 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,960 You said it. Quiet confidence. 552 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:53,319 Sophie's team, you were wrong. Eva, how are you? 553 00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:56,559 This is the first time I come here to the UK, 554 00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:59,439 to the British UK television. - So happy. - Aw, welcome. 555 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,519 Welcome. Yeah, I'm from Barcelona. 556 00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:03,639 Whoo! 557 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,919 We could not have got her more wrong, could we? 558 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:09,199 That's right, yeah. Let's hear it for Eva 559 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:10,959 and for the rest of 'em there. 560 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:15,120 Thank you, Eva. 561 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,359 At the end of that round, Sophie's team have one point 562 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,119 and Noel's team have three points! 563 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,239 Right... 564 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:30,399 it's time for Next Lines. 565 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,199 Sophie's team, you're up first. 566 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,799 I really believe you can actually catch Noel here. 567 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,799 Right, OK. Your time starts now. 568 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,679 "I wanna make love in this club." 569 00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:42,599 "In this club.""In this club." Yeah, I'll give you that. Usher. 570 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,759 Love in this Club. "Give me till tomorrow, then I'll be OK." 571 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,480 Good. 572 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:52,159 Nice sentiment. "Just another day and then I'll hold you tight." 573 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,479 Daniel Bedingfield, - Gotta Get Thru This. - Oh. 574 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,759 "You better not kill the groove, DJ." 575 00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:00,079 "Gonna burn this goddam house right down."Yes, it is. 576 00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,359 Sophie Ellis-Bextor. Murder on the Dancefloor. 577 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,759 "You used to get it in your fishnets." 578 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,879 "Now you only get it in your nightdress."Correct. 579 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:11,680 Arctic Monkeys. Fluorescent Adolescent. "You had my heart inside of your hands." 580 00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:14,839 Sorry. 581 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,199 "And you played it to the beat." Adele, Rolling in the Deep. 582 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,519 Well, that was shit, wasn't it? 583 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,879 That was hard. Really tough, in't it? 584 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,039 Well done, Sophie's team, you got three points! 585 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,840 Oh, well done, us. 586 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:38,879 OK, Noel's team, this is your round, and your time starts now. 587 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:42,039 "Take a look inside your heart, is there any room for me?" 588 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,799 "I won't let you hold your breath till you get down on one knee," 589 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,239 Very good. PinkPantheress, - Boy's a Liar. - Uh-huh. 590 00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:49,399 "Honey came in, and she caught me red handed." 591 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,599 "She caught me on the counter." "It wasn't me." 592 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,639 "Saw me kissing on the sofa." "It wasn't me." 593 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,519 "Even caught me in..." I'm gonna give it you 594 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,639 because you disturbingly know so much of it. 595 00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,519 It's, "Creepin' with the girl next door," but you can have it. 596 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:03,279 - Shaggy. It Wasn't Me. - We've done it. "Blue, blue, electric blue." 597 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,879 ♪ Blue, blue, electric blue, was the colour of my room... ♪ 598 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,719 Right. David Bowie, Sound and Vision. Yes! 599 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:10,519 "What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?" 600 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,639 Car boot sale. 601 00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:15,319 "I'm gonna get you drunk, get you drunk, as well as my humps." 602 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,959 "I'm gonna get you drunk, get you drunk off my humps." 603 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,319 Black Eyed Peas, My Humps. "Cos I'm too messy..." 604 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:32,679 That sound means it's the end of the round and the end of the show, 605 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,519 and I can tell you that Sophie's team have four points. 606 00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:38,599 Not bad. But unbelievably, with seven points, 607 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,159 our winners tonight are Noel's team! 608 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,839 My thanks to Jamali Maddix, 609 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:50,039 Noel Fielding, PinkPantheress, 610 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,879 Jamie Demetriou, 611 00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:55,479 Sophie Willan, Luke Pritchard. Goodnight! 612 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:07,040 Subtitles by Sky Access Services www.skyaccessibility.sky 51697

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