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[upbeat music playing]
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[Charlie screaming]
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[panting] Oh, my God, oh, my God.
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I-I have to tell Vaggie.
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[gasping, panting]
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Guys. Holy shit. Holy fuck.
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Emily just appeared to me
in office with portal.
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Whoa, whoa, there, Charlie babe.
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Remember what we said about breathing?
And it being a good thing to do?
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[Charlie inhales deeply]
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Emily just portaled in front of me all,
"Hey, it's me, Emily.
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Heaven is closing down
because you killed a bunch of angels
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and everyone's scared, but don't worry.
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Oh, yeah, and also, Sir Pentious
is here in Heaven. Okay, bye."
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-[gasps]
-What?
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Pentious is in Heaven?
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That means the hotel works.
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I can't believe it. We did it.
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We did it! Redemption is possible, Vaggie.
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I knew it. I knew it.
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Ha! Ha! Ha! I got to let everybody know.
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[Charlie laughing]
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Charlie, hang on. Wait up.
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I thought Charlie said no more drugs.
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-[grumbles]
-Charlie, are you absolutely sure
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that's what Emily said?
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I'm a thousand million zillion
percent sure.
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[laughs] Isn't this amazing, Vaggie?
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Ooh, I cannot wait to see the look
on Dad's face when he finds out.
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Okay, a lot is happening.
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Everything we've been working for
has been proven right, on a Thursday.
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[quirky music playing]
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[gasps] What? I don't... I would never...
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Who-who even advertises on a zeppelin?
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I-I... I guess Pentious would, huh?
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[gasps] Right. Focus, Charlie. Charlie.
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I got to get this taken down
before all of the Pentagram sees
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and they start... [gasps]
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Oh.
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[laughs]
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Whoa, whoa, Charlie,
before you get any crazy ideas,
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what was that about Heaven
going into lockdown?
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Did Emily say why? Can we talk to her?
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Are the Exterminations still on?
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Or did they even show you
that Pentious was actually there?
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Wait, what are you doing?
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Uh, just sending off
a little strongly worded email to Voxtek
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explaining that not only
am I not a dictator
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but also to send their top reporter
over here right away
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so we can clear the hotel's name
with an exclusive interview.
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Mm-hmm. And we need
to do this right now because...?
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Because it's the perfect opportunity.
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Okay, I do one quick little interview
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before dropping the absolute bombshell
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that redemption is possible.
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Our message is broadcast
to all of Pentagram City,
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people will flood to the hotel
wanting to be redeemed,
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we redeem them, then Heaven will go,
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"Oh, gosh, Charlie, you are, like, so cool
and your hotel is great
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and let's work together
and be friends forever."
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Yeah, I'm just not sure
reaching out to the overlords
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trying to make you look like
a horrible monster is the best idea.
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But this changes everything.
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Vaggie, it's a big story.
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I bet Voxtek will change their tune
when they hear it.
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Just take care of the guests for me
until I'm done.
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Okay. Love you. Bye.
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[humming]
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[sighs]
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[Vox] Hmm.
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[exhales sharply]
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[chuckling] Ooh, no way. She...
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[laughs] Velvette.
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You're fucking joking.
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Looks like we got our spin, V.
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[both laughing]
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Well, I'll be damned.
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I guess the kid actually did it.
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What the actual fuck?
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What do you mean?
This isn't fucking funny.
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You actually believe her crazy talk?
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I mean, Pentious was kind of a big softy.
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I guess all that apologizing
and crying really paid off.
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[scoffs] Yeah, nah.
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Dude was an absolute dick.
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Just some wannabe overlord simp
that kept messing with my shit
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every chance he got
for the past fucking forever.
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I mean, how the fuck
does that get you redeemed?
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Hey, I'm not saying I knew the guy.
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I'm just saying it makes sense.
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If anyone was gonna
make it up there, it was him.
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Or maybe Angel on a good day.
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[laughing] Oh.
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Them's fucking words, kitty.
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-Choke.
-Ha. I'd love to.
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I mean,
guess I didn't really know the guy, huh?
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I figured he was kind of soft
when he did his whole weird-ass
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-"Remember me" bullshit, but...
-[Angel Dust laughing]
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You know, that Baxter guy
was spouting some shit
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about them working together
when he first arrived.
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Sure you could ask him a thing or two
if you're wondering.
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I'm gonna get some air.
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Mm-hmm.
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His room's in the basement.
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I'm not fucking going, okay?
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Bye, bitches. [grunts]
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Uh, okay.
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-[lighthearted music playing]
-[Charlie humming]
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Alastor. Alastor?
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-Guess what.
-[knocking on door]
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You are never going to believe what--
Oh, wow, that was fast.
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Uh, welcome to the Hazbin Hotel.
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Oh, it's a pleasure
to finally meet you, Princess.
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Oh, and where are my manners?
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The name's Vox,
CEO of Voxtek Entertainment,
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and this is my lovely associate Velvette.
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[Velvette] Charmed.
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Anyway, you said to send the best,
and I just couldn't miss this opportunity
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to interview
Hell's most controversial figure
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and her apologists.
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-Now, where's Alastor?
-Alastor?
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[chuckling] I mean, he's right...
um, he-he's out.
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[chuckles] You'd think
the so-called "host of the hotel"
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would greet guests at the door,
but what do I know
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about running a successful business?
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Velvette, sweetie,
what are we working with here?
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It's giving tacky.
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Shitty lighting, clashing themes
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and too much red.
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-But I can make it work.
-Perfect.
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But before we begin, Princess,
you know what this place really needs?
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The new Voxtek 150-inch TV
right over there.
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Brought to you by Voxtek.
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[inhales] You're welcome.
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Oh, wow, thank you.
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Now, if I could just direct your attention
over to this really important thing
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-that I wanted to tell you about--
-[Vox] And rolling!
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Take a seat right over here, Princess.
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Let's start with something easy, hmm?
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What's your plan
for the next Extermination,
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and will you be protecting everyone,
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not just your, uh, favorite characters?
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-What? No.
-[people gasping]
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You won't be protecting?
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-Interesting.
-Is it true you believe sinners
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need to "change literally everything
about themselves"
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in order to be redeemed?
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And that the Morningstars
currently dislike
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98% of the population of sinners?
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Dislike sinners? What?
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-Uh, I mean, my dad--
-Hates sinners?
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-Interesting.
-And the main question
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-on everyone's mind: what--
-Actually,
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I kind of sort of lied about wanting
to give an exclusive interview.
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-What?
-[gasps] Liar.
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Because I have bigger news.
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Huge exclusive news, and I wanted Voxtek
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to be the first to hear it.
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Keep rolling.
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Well, one of our guests,
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Sir Pentious,
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has been redeemed.
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Redemption is possible!
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Which proves that the Hazbin Hotel
actually works!
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Take that, fuckers.
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You can't be serious. That's...
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good television!
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Congratulations, Princess!
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Bring the lucky sinner--
or should I say "winner"-- on down!
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Velvette, start a live broadcast.
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Whoa! Wait, wait. Well, he's not...
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actually here anymore
since, you know, he's...
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[chuckles] in Heaven now.
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That's how redemption works.
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You go up.
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Oh. Then how will you prove
these fantastical claims?
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And how do you know
he's actually, well, up there?
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Did a little angel fly down,
tell you that?
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Yes! Well, technically,
she used a portal, so, um...
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I think we've heard enough.
Velvette, call the limo.
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What? You can't leave yet.
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You just got here,
and my news isn't even out there yet.
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Sorry, Princess.
While it was fun being lied to and all,
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I can't broadcast this without proof.
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The last thing I want to do
is spread misinformation.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
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I'll prove it!
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Yeah, we'll redeem someone.
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Right here, right now.
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All I ask is you film it
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so everyone can see
what the hotel really is.
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Now, that could be something.
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Velvette, get your camera ready.
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Let's get some B-roll of the hotel.
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Princess, let's walk and talk.
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Who are we redeeming?
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-[chuckling] And why?
-Uh...
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-[whimsical music playing]
-[squeak]
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-[soft screeching]
-Mm.
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Ooh. Fascinating.
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-Hey.
-[yelps]
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Learn to announce yourself, woman!
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You work for Voxtek?
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You little shit.
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I'm a bioscientist in Hell.
Of course I work for Voxtek.
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Now, I'm very busy.
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Why are you here
and what will it take to make you leave?
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Huh. I don't know.
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Word is upstairs
you used to know Pentious.
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Ugh, we were partners.
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Oh!
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So you were like...?
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What?! Lab partners!
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But I was clearly superior,
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and that's all there is to know.
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[whimpers] Do not, wench!
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Give me the full story or the lab gets it.
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Okay, okay, fine.
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We used to work together
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back in the day.
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I specialized in bioengineering
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-and he in the boring engineering.
-[explosion]
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Together, we crafted
various wonder-filled creations
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that we shared with the citizens of Hell,
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in hopes one day we could gain
enough favor to become powerful overlords.
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However, it quickly became apparent that
his silly contraptions were too outdated
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to gain us interest,
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whereas my bio-experiments
won the attention of many.
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Eventually, Pentious found my experiments
far too "violent" and "cruel,"
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so he took the eggs and left to continue
his frivolous turf war scheme
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with that woman he was obsessed with.
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You, I think.
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Hmm.
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Strange guy, I guess.
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Now have I satisfied your request?
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-I'm allergic to recollecting.
-[soft screeching]
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Achoo.
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Fuck, do you have to be
such a little freak?
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I'm going through something here.
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I implore you to go through it elsewhere,
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like through the door.
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You know what, fine. I'm going.
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Thanks, I guess, shithead.
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[soft screeching]
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[squeaks]
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[squeaks]
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[screaming]
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[gentle music playing]
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[sighs]
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♪ ♪
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♪ These elysian nights ♪
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♪ Alone in the golden skies ♪
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♪ Lost in a memory of how it used to be ♪
254
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♪ when it was only you and me ♪
255
00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:14,591
♪ and our old petty slights ♪
256
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,386
♪ I found home in those messy fights ♪
257
00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:21,056
♪ Somehow I couldn't see
through the cloud of debris ♪
258
00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,975
♪ at the scene of the crime ♪
259
00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:27,229
♪ They say time heals all wounds ♪
260
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♪ but the wounds are what I miss ♪
261
00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:32,776
♪ 'Cause every brush with death ♪
262
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:36,363
♪ meant much more than a kiss ♪
263
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:37,739
[hisses]
264
00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:40,450
[Cherri] ♪ Can you hear me calling ♪
265
00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:43,662
♪ from way the fuck down here? ♪
266
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:46,415
♪ Those golden days of brawling ♪
267
00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:49,584
♪ were the best of all my years ♪
268
00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:52,546
♪ I'm bored as fuck without you ♪
269
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,382
♪ Are you bored without me, too? ♪
270
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:58,427
♪ I'm longing for just one night more ♪
271
00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:01,721
♪ of beating the piss out of you ♪
272
00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:03,390
Turf war! What's the score?
273
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:04,850
How the hell'd she get on board?
274
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,393
Egg Boiz, kill that vandal!
275
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,562
-Hope you like your minions scrambled.
-Oh, shit!
276
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,814
-Get lit!
-Get your punk ass off my ship!
277
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,441
If you say so, got to go!
278
00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:14,276
Oh, my God, it's gonna blow!
279
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:17,154
♪ Another exciting Sin City night ♪
280
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,865
♪ This sheila's blasting your ass away ♪
281
00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:23,243
[Pentious] ♪ Glorious bloodshed
under neon lights ♪
282
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,287
♪ I will destroy you at last ♪
283
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:28,540
♪ They say time heals all wounds ♪
284
00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:31,460
♪ But the wounds are what I miss ♪
285
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:34,421
♪ And every brush with death ♪
286
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:38,008
♪ meant much more than a kiss ♪
287
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,301
[hisses]
288
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,928
♪ Can you feel me falling? ♪
289
00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:44,473
♪ Though I don't know if it's love ♪
290
00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:45,557
♪ Could this be love? ♪
291
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,643
♪ The cuts are healed and scarring ♪
292
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,437
♪ But I still taste the blood ♪
293
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,980
♪ I still taste your blood ♪
294
00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:54,900
♪ I know I tried to kill you ♪
295
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:59,571
♪ and you tried to kill me, too ♪
296
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:02,991
♪ You blew a hole right through my soul ♪
297
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:08,038
♪ while I was beating the piss
out of you ♪
298
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,248
♪ Beating ♪
299
00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:14,002
♪ the piss ♪
300
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:19,549
♪ out of you ♪♪
301
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,386
Hey, Charlie, you said you needed us?
302
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:28,183
And I still think about that little koala
falling over at the zoo.
303
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,018
[whimpers] I'm so sorry.
304
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:31,102
Whoa, whoa.
305
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:33,021
-What the fuck are they doing here?
-[Charlie sniffles, gasps]
306
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,606
Oh. Hey, Vaggie.
307
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,816
I was just showing Vox and Velvette here
308
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,277
how our confidential
group venting sessions work.
309
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,655
Oh, that is so great.
310
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:44,157
Hey, can I borrow you for a sec?
311
00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:47,118
Charlie, what the unholy fuck?
312
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:48,703
When you said you were messaging Voxtek,
313
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,497
I thought you'd just talk
to some reporter on the street,
314
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,540
not the fucking media overlord!
315
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,000
Okay. Well, first,
316
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:56,378
technically, he is a reporter.
317
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:57,837
I think.
318
00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,005
And, secondly, the other thing--
319
00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:00,340
Charlie, why are they here?
320
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:04,135
You're aware those two crazy fucks
hang out with my shit-fuck boss Valentino
321
00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:05,845
and are part of the Vees,
322
00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:07,556
and you still let them in here?
323
00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:10,141
Vox is probably broadcasting to Val.
324
00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:13,228
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. Uh...
325
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:14,396
Charlie, listen to me.
326
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,897
I don't know what they promised you,
327
00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:18,942
but I'm telling you right now
they are bad fucking news.
328
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,402
Horrible fucking news!
329
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:23,154
Okay, I've talked to Vox,
and he assured me that he's just here
330
00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:26,825
to film the hotel and put out
a special tonight about what he sees here.
331
00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:32,372
On the small, tiny, eensy-weensy-teensy
condition that we, uh...
332
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,999
redeem someone.
333
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,042
Yeah! Now that's where you come in, Angel.
334
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:37,168
What?!
335
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:40,213
Oh, you've really done it now, Princess.
336
00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:43,675
Charlie, we don't even know
how Pentious got redeemed.
337
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,469
How do you expect us
to replicate that on TV?
338
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,221
And I ain't being your little guinea pig,
339
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:50,098
especially in front of Vox.
340
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:52,309
He gets off to watching people suffer.
341
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,394
Dude is an absolute cunt-fuck.
342
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:55,854
But, Angel, come on.
343
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:58,523
You're the one here closest
to getting redeemed.
344
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:00,233
Look, you've quit drugs.
345
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:01,610
[stammers] Mostly.
346
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,361
You've been nailing your chore chart.
347
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,405
Sort of. And now that we know it can work,
348
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:08,074
we have an easy step-by-step guide
to follow.
349
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:09,826
Charlie, uh, I don't know if--
350
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:13,663
Now, I normally stay the hell out
of all this redemption business,
351
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,624
but she got a point there, legs.
352
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,710
Besides, if Flathead and Baby Barbie
try anything,
353
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:22,505
I'm sure Alastor's floating around here
somewhere, ready to throw down.
354
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:26,051
Angel, I realize I'm asking a lot,
355
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,928
but you've just made
such great progress lately.
356
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:33,016
I bet you're one good deed away
from redemption already. [chuckles]
357
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,061
-Please?
-Hey. Sorry.
358
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,313
Are we interrupting something?
359
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,148
We don't really have all day.
360
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,067
I was just looking for a volunteer.
361
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,693
And you went to Angel Dust?
362
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:46,279
I'm guessing it's because he's such a...
363
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:49,157
pleasant person to be around?
364
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,367
Hold on, V.
365
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,244
The star power's
always good for viewership.
366
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,997
Charlie picked him 'cause if anyone
around here's gonna make it,
367
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:57,207
-he will.
-Oh.
368
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,668
I didn't know
they let pets stay here, too.
369
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,795
-Cute.
-[snarls]
370
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,254
What do you say, kid?
371
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:05,924
Best case, you make it.
372
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:08,426
Worst case,
you're still stuck down here with me
373
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,637
and we down a couple of rounds
with Cherri later.
374
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,597
You know she ain't gonna let up.
375
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:13,973
Ugh!
376
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,558
You both owe me for this.
377
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:16,851
Big-time.
378
00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:17,936
All right!
379
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,772
Show me redemption.
380
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,023
[jaunty music playing]
381
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:24,693
♪ Step one, say you'll get it done ♪
382
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:27,904
♪ Make redemption your resolution ♪
383
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,657
-Fine.
-♪ Step two, bid the booze adieu ♪
384
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:34,077
-Hey!
-♪ A sober mind's primed for absolution ♪
385
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,704
♪ Step three, dignity! ♪
386
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:37,330
♪ Try dressing more modestly ♪
387
00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:38,915
♪ Step four, feed the poor ♪
388
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,333
Hey, ain't you that fancy whore?
389
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,043
♪ Five, six, seven, eight ♪
390
00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:43,670
♪ Come on, buddy, concentrate ♪
391
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:47,674
♪ Change some babies
and help old ladies across the street ♪
392
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:48,758
♪ Isn't he sweet? ♪
393
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:49,843
-Uh-huh.
-Right.
394
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,094
♪ Come on, Angel ♪
395
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,972
♪ You're far from shameful,
just misunderstood ♪
396
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,515
-♪ You can be good for good ♪
-[shouts]
397
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:58,351
♪ All you skeptics, pay close attention ♪
398
00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:00,812
♪ We'll speedrun from here to redemption ♪
399
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:03,273
-[yells]
-♪ Step nine, give a hobo a dime ♪
400
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,691
[chuckles] Yeah, no way.
401
00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:06,901
-This story is bogus.
-[snickers]
402
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,279
-♪ Step ten, do one through nine again ♪
-Again?
403
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,115
♪ Just in case the angels in charge
didn't notice ♪
404
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,407
-♪ Step 11 ♪
-Little question.
405
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:14,701
This guy gets to Heaven how?
406
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:17,328
♪ Step 12, what the hell?
Pentious was redeemed by now ♪
407
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:18,704
♪ Thirteen, 14, 15, 16 ♪
408
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,080
♪ Better, nicer, faster, quickly! ♪
409
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:23,334
♪ Wear this top hat and build a rocket,
you got to commit ♪
410
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,211
[hissing] ♪ Start speaking like this ♪
411
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:28,715
♪ Have depression, an egg obsession
and a leathery hood ♪
412
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,300
♪ Then you'll be good for good ♪
413
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,926
♪ Then save a friend
from a certain demise ♪
414
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,721
♪ Oh, fuck, maybe the key
is self-sacrifice ♪
415
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,557
♪ If you offer up your life
with pure intentions ♪
416
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,310
♪ we'll speedrun
from here to redemption ♪♪
417
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,061
I hate you.
418
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,189
-[suspenseful music playing]
-[whistle blowing]
419
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:46,274
For our final attempt,
420
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:48,777
a poor helpless damsel
421
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:52,030
has been tied to the train tracks by me,
422
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:56,201
the Diabolical Danny Do-Bad!
423
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:59,454
[cackling]
424
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,456
I shouldn't have said nothing.
425
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,249
Help. I'm stuck.
426
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,459
Or whatever.
427
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:05,752
And look!
428
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,171
The 5:00 train
429
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,965
-with a deadly weapon tied to the front.
-[whistle blowing]
430
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,175
[chuckles diabolically]
431
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,969
Right on time for once.
432
00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:19,891
[inhales] If only there was
a big, strong man
433
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:24,687
willing to sacrifice himself
to save the poor damsel.
434
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:28,525
Just like the great Sir Pentious did.
435
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,651
[chuckles]
436
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:33,071
And I definitely don't have a way
to stop this train in case things go bad.
437
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:36,449
Pretty sure one of Val's pornos
opened just like this.
438
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,243
Add plagiarism to the list.
439
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:41,329
[Southern accent] I'm a big, strong man
440
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:44,332
with so many redeemable qualities.
441
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:46,251
[normal voice] All right, nope.
Nope. Nope.
442
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:47,544
Come on, Charlie, this ain't gonna work.
443
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:48,837
I ain't nothing like Pen.
444
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,129
Charlie?
445
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:53,049
Who is this Charlie character?
446
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:57,512
The Diabolical Danny Do-Bad
447
00:18:57,595 --> 00:19:00,306
does not listen to her friends.
448
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,225
Oh, no!
449
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,310
Look out, Sheriff Dust.
450
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:07,230
The train is reaching the drop!
451
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,815
The damsel!
452
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,400
Ugh, this is dumb.
453
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,693
I ain't doing it, Charlie.
454
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,820
But, Angel, this is our last chance to--
455
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,071
Nup.
456
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,489
But...
457
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:17,949
[sighs]
458
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:19,492
Okay.
459
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:21,160
Wha? Wha?
460
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:23,705
-Wh-Whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
-Oh, yeah.
461
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:26,082
I noticed your little train
didn't actually pose any risk,
462
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,417
so I took the brakes off.
463
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,210
[dramatic music playing]
464
00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:30,420
You're welcome.
465
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,088
What? You what?
466
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,883
Niffty, stop the train. Niffty!
467
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:37,510
-Stop the train...!
-[laughing]
468
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,387
[whistle blowing]
469
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,223
-Husk, get out of the way!
-[slurping]
470
00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:44,142
Oh! Oh, yeah!
471
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:45,476
Sure thing!
472
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,229
Except you tied me to the fucking tracks!
473
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:51,691
Fuck, Charlie, I said I am done.
474
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:54,193
-Angel, the brakes are cut!
-[Husk grunting]
475
00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:55,820
Husk!
476
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,488
♪ ♪
477
00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:59,449
[grunting]
478
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:03,161
-Angel!
-[whistle blowing]
479
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:04,954
[grunts]
480
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,706
-Damn.
-You two okay?
481
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:08,416
Charlie, what the fuck happened?
482
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,418
Angel, Husk,
483
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:13,004
I'm so glad you're okay.
484
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:14,339
Ugh, I'm sorry.
485
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,216
Charlie, it's okay.
I know you didn't mean it. I'm fine.
486
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,468
The hell you are!
487
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,844
What was that?
488
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,554
You could've got yourself killed!
489
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:24,265
What? Y-You can't be serious right now.
490
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:25,350
Y-You're mad at me?
491
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,893
I saved your fucking life!
492
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:30,021
Yeah! By jumping
in front of a train, you idiot!
493
00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:32,315
You pull shit like that again, and I'll...
494
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,400
I'll... I'll fucking spank you.
495
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:35,652
Pull what shit? What?
496
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,071
The shit that you volunteered me for?
497
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,823
Yeah. 'Cause I know
how much you actually want this.
498
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:41,950
No.
499
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:43,743
You know what, forget it.
500
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:45,662
This is why I never say shit.
501
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,038
-I'm out.
-[scoffs]
502
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:48,414
I'll say it again.
503
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:51,501
I don't need your help, whiskers!
504
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,255
[clapping]
505
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:59,258
-Bravo! The tension! The drama!
-[cheering, applause]
506
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:01,803
Ah! What a show. [laughs]
507
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:06,182
Unfortunately, Princess,
it seems Angel is still here
508
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:10,353
and remains an irredeemable piece of shit.
509
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,480
-[crowd] Aw.
-Aw.
510
00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:13,898
Who saw that coming?
511
00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:15,191
All of us, really.
512
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:18,111
No, I-I just know it is possible.
513
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,862
Even though we tried
everything Pentious did,
514
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,156
there-there's got to be
something I'm missing.
515
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,909
Look, Charlie, Angel is not Pentious,
516
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,703
and things have already gotten out
of hand today.
517
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,162
Just send these assholes home.
518
00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:29,872
He's not Pentious.
519
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,040
Maybe...
520
00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:32,917
maybe that's it!
521
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:36,379
Okay, we have been trying
to re-create Pentious's redemption,
522
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:42,719
but maybe, maybe what he did
redeemed his own sin.
523
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,846
That's why it didn't work for Angel.
524
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:48,850
All we need to do
is have Angel act against his sins!
525
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:50,309
Whoa there, toots.
526
00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:52,353
Not here and not today.
[chuckles nervously]
527
00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:54,063
Remember that lesson on boundaries?
528
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,566
Oh, come on. We won't judge you, Angel.
529
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:59,610
You can tell me. Then we can redeem you.
530
00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:01,863
It ain't that easy, Charlie. Now drop it.
531
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:04,490
It really isn't, is it?
532
00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:06,200
Don't you dare, asshole.
533
00:22:06,284 --> 00:22:09,412
Tell me, Princess,
what exercise could one do
534
00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,706
to be forgiven for being a...
535
00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:14,083
-Stop.
-...murderer?
536
00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:15,752
You shut the fuck up!
537
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,462
Don't you dare call me tha--
538
00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:18,921
Killed your dad, right?
539
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,840
Least that's what Val told me.
540
00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:22,842
-What did he do? Hit you?
-Hey!
541
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:24,886
That's enough!
542
00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:26,929
[chuckling] Whoa! Careful now, Princess.
543
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,681
That's no way to speak to a guest.
544
00:22:28,765 --> 00:22:30,099
You asked!
545
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:31,434
I answered.
546
00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:32,894
You can shit on me.
547
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:34,437
You can mock me.
548
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:39,609
But I won't allow you to push
my friends around like that, okay?
549
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,027
I don't care who you are.
550
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,820
I think it's time you two leave.
551
00:22:42,904 --> 00:22:43,946
Now, that's rich.
552
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:46,783
I'd like to remind you
that you invited us here.
553
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,910
Yeah, but now she's uninviting you.
554
00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:51,704
All 'cause Angel got
his knickers in a twist?
555
00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:53,498
-Sad.
-Fine.
556
00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:55,792
We have a reservation
at Dante's Inferno anyway.
557
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,043
Very nice place.
558
00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:58,544
You could never afford it.
559
00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:02,131
But how 'bout one last question
for the road, Princess?
560
00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:06,010
Do you think I could be redeemed?
561
00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:08,387
I believe anyone can be redeemed.
562
00:23:09,847 --> 00:23:10,848
Right, then.
563
00:23:10,932 --> 00:23:13,851
I can almost see
why Alastor humors you. [laughs]
564
00:23:13,935 --> 00:23:17,772
Oh, and, Angel, I'll be sure
to tell Valentino you said...
565
00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:19,524
hello.
566
00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:20,983
Come now, Velvette!
567
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:25,655
Seems to me not everyone
is welcome here at the Hazbin Hotel.
568
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:28,157
I'm afraid not.
569
00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:29,992
Until next time, Princess.
570
00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:31,119
Voxtek!
571
00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:35,081
Trust us with your public image.
572
00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:37,333
Ugh! [scoffs]
573
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,252
Damn it, Vox. Again?
574
00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:41,671
-Fuck's sake.
-Angel, I'm so sorry.
575
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:44,882
-Can we please talk--
-You know, "sorry" starts to lose meaning
576
00:23:44,966 --> 00:23:46,175
after a while, Charlie.
577
00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:48,803
But I suppose I should be grateful
578
00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:52,932
you're willing to still apologize
to someone as shitty as me, right?
579
00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:55,726
Angel, no, you're my friend,
no matter what happens.
580
00:23:55,810 --> 00:23:57,603
At least now you know
what you're working with.
581
00:23:57,687 --> 00:24:03,276
Why don't you go ask Vox the next time you
need to pry out more shit about my life.
582
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:05,528
Angel, I didn't realize. I-I didn't--
583
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:06,988
Just give him some space.
584
00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:09,031
It's been a long day for everyone.
585
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:11,576
[melancholy music playing]
586
00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:17,415
[both cackling]
587
00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:19,876
Oh! Ah!
588
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,586
[laughs] Oh!
589
00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:22,837
That was perfect.
590
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,298
Did you get the moment
where she noticed the brakes?
591
00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:28,509
Oh, I got it at three angles, babe.
592
00:24:28,593 --> 00:24:32,388
Got to say, the Angel Dust trauma dump
was a nice touch.
593
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,182
Thank you, thank you.
594
00:24:34,265 --> 00:24:36,309
Now, what's the recap?
595
00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:37,852
Got a live up that's trending,
596
00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:39,812
a fail compilation on Voxtube,
597
00:24:39,896 --> 00:24:41,522
and a commercial ready to go.
598
00:24:41,606 --> 00:24:43,441
-Want to run it now?
-Run it.
599
00:24:43,524 --> 00:24:45,193
-[line ringing]
-[Vox] Want to know what really
600
00:24:45,276 --> 00:24:46,861
goes down at the Hazbin Hotel?
601
00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:50,448
Who Charlie Morningstar is?
And can you trust her?
602
00:24:50,531 --> 00:24:53,701
I lied. I'm Danny Do-Bad!
603
00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:56,495
[Vox] We took a visit to the Hazbin Hotel
so you don't have to.
604
00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:58,623
Featuring interviews from real people
605
00:24:58,706 --> 00:25:00,249
with real stories.
606
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,710
[distorted] When we arrived at the hotel,
the vibe was...
607
00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:04,337
definitely off.
608
00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:08,049
I remember walking in and Charlie
coming at me with an open fist.
609
00:25:08,132 --> 00:25:10,218
Next thing I knew,
610
00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:12,553
she struck me.
611
00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:16,599
[Vox] For more truth, tune in
for Hazbin Hotel: Behind Closed Doors
612
00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,184
tonight at 8:00!
613
00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:20,394
Brought to you by Voxtek.
614
00:25:20,478 --> 00:25:23,314
Trust us with your information.
615
00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:31,364
[Angel Dust inhales]
616
00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:33,741
-[exhales]
-Hey.
617
00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:35,534
Hey.
618
00:25:35,618 --> 00:25:38,454
-Long day?
-I don't want to talk about it.
619
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,289
[Cherri sighs]
620
00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:41,832
I decided...
621
00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:43,292
to stay.
622
00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:45,378
[gentle music playing]
623
00:25:48,506 --> 00:25:50,508
[lively, upbeat music playing]
624
00:26:18,536 --> 00:26:20,371
-[whinnies]
-[whip cracks]
625
00:26:21,539 --> 00:26:23,499
-Bento.
-[cheering]
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