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A new school year, Blanche.
A new era.
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If the Russians
can put a man in space,
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just imagine what our young
American minds can do at Rydell.
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(THEY CHORTLE)
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- This is going to be a wonderful year.
- Wonderful.
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(SCREECHING TYRES - CRASH)
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- Miss McGee!
- Blanche!
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Spendin' my vacationin the summer sun
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Gettin' lots of action and lots of fun
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Scorin' like a bandit'til the bubble burst
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Suddenly it got to be September 1 st
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Woe is me
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All summer longI was happy and free
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Save my soul
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The board of educationtook away my parole
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I gotta go back, backBack to school again
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You won't find me'til the clock strikes three
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I'm gonna be there 'til then
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I gotta go back, backBack to school again
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Whoa, whoa, I gotta goBack to school again
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She's late again.
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I think being late demonstrates
terrible leadership qualities.
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- I'm not waiting.
- Here she is.
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We're gonna be late. Let's go.
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Geometry and History is just a pain
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Biology and Chemistrydestroys my brain
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Don't they knowthat I deserve a better fate?
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I'm really much too youngto matriculate
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Well, Mama, please
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Your child's come downwith a fatal disease
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Mama said, "Come on, you lazy bumand get your butt out of bed
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"You gotta go back, backBack to school again
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"It's bye-bye, funGet your homework done
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"It better be in by ten"
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I gotta go back, backBack to school again
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Whoa, whoaI gotta go
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Back to school again
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Senior year, the home stretch.
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My dad wants me
to go to junior college after grad.
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- Nerd junior college.
- What are you gonna do?
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Sleep.
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What are you gonna be
when you grow up?
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A burden on society.
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- Hello, Miss Mason.
- Hello.
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- Ready for a great new year?
- I love your hair.
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- Oh, thanks.
- (BOTH) All 300 pounds of it!
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- Hello, boys.
- Good morning, Miss Mason.
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I'd love to see all of you
in Music Appreciation.
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I'd like to see all of you
in Music Appreciation.
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- You just might.
- I think I'm in love.
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Oh, my hair!
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- Excuse me. Let me through.
- What are you doing?
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- Watch it!
- Nerd!
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- Michael?
- Frenchy?
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(ENGLISH ACCENT)
Hello. Hi. Thanks for meeting me.
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When your cousin Sandy
said you were coming to America,
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I said, "Any cousin of yours
is a cousin of mine."
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- She said you'd know the ropes.
- Ropes are my specialty.
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I dropped out of Rydell
to go to beauty school,
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but flunked Tinting
when my hair turned pink.
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Pink?
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The Pink Ladies pledge to act cool
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To look cool and to be cool
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'Til death do us part
Think Pink!
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Hi, guys.
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Your mother!
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But now the most important thing
in my life is skin care.
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- So tinting's out and skin care's in.
- That's why I'm back at Rydell.
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To get my Chemistry
so I can mix my own cosmetics.
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Makes sense.
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I got my books togetherand I dragged my feet
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And then I saw this angelBoppin' down the street
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I said, "Hey, pretty baby,how's about a date?"
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She said, "I'm goin' to schooland I can't be late..."
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Hey, basketball. You caught it!
How tall are you? Never mind.
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We'll put high heels on
your sneakers and make you centre.
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Go catch that! Oh, boy!
Basketball, basketball!
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(CHEERS AND WHISTLES)
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Whoa, whoa, I gotta go
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Whoa, whoa, I gotta goBack to school...
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- Thank you.
- Give it back!
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Hey, have a nice trip.
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(LAUGHTER AND CHEERS)
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(RAUCOUS CHATTER)
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Yeah.
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Hold it, Birds.
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Comb.
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Door.
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- Make way.
- Pardonne-moi!
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Gentlemen, start your engines.
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I gotta go back, backBack to school again
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Whoa, whoa, I gotta go
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Back to school...
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(FRENCHY) You're going to love Rydell.
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... again!
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(BELL RINGS)
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From the front, it's a perfect nose. From
the side, it doesn't belong on this face.
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So dump the face and keep the nose.
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- What's the new look, Sharon?
- Jackie Kennedy.
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It only landed her a president.
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The magazines say that JFK
secretly prefers the Marilyn Monroe look.
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Hi, Johnny. I really like your hair
in the back. It's really cool.
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- Thanks.
- Still giving lube jobs.
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- Stuff it, Goose.
- What's the story, Stephanie?
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Yeah, what's the story?
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Sorry!
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- You know the story, Johnny. It's over.
- Yeah? Yeah? That's not good enough.
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- Don't make a scene.
- There's no scene.
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- Johnny!
- What's the scene?
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- There's no scene, all right?
- Sorry!
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- Hi, Louis.
- Hello to you.
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What's this?
The Vince Fontaine National Library?
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Quiet, please!
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Laugh, you jerks, but wait till
I turn up on "National Bandstand".
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You may turn up on the bandstand,
but your beak will still be turning down.
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- You're mean.
- I gotta do it.
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The nose goes.
"Bandstand", here I come.
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I wouldn't fool around
with Mother Nature.
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- You did with everyone else.
- Shut up!
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- Meet me at the homeroom.
- Pants!
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- Hi, Paulette.
- Hi, Willie.
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Hey.
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Excuse me.
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(TALKS SLOWLY)
How long have you been in America?
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A week.
I'm staying with my aunt and uncle.
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Oh. These are the lockers.
Take a locker and lock it.
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Because these guys will steal every...
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...thing.
- Thanks.
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What do you think you're doing?
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- Just putting things in my locker.
- His locker!
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- Excuse us.
- No one touches these lockers, OK?
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- You can't read? That spells T-Bird.
- Which spells us.
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- This is a protected landmark.
- A slice of American history.
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(HUM IN UNISON)
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- Dig?
- I think I understand.
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Good. A real Einstein.
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My name's Michael Carrington.
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I'm the Duke of Earl.
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This is your new locker, Shakespeare.
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- A perfect fit.
- We're being invaded by foreigners.
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- Are you OK?
- Yeah, fine, thanks.
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- Don't let these guys bug you.
- I won't, don't worry. Ah...
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- When are you going to grow up?
- The nerd invaded our sacred turf.
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I want to talk.
Meet me for a smoke after class.
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I quit. It's bad for your health.
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- Standing me up is, too.
- Says who?
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The Sturgeon General
of the United States.
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(WHISTLES AND CAT CALLS)
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All right, everyone take a seat.
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I got mine. You loved it.
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God, watch the nose!
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(PLAYS: "SWANEE RIVER")
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Good morning, Rydell, and welcome
one and all to a new school year.
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I know this is going to be an exciting
and stimulating year for all of us.
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First, I'd like to welcome backour own Mr Spears,
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who made such a miraculous recoveryfrom the mental exhaustion
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which sent him to the hospitallast spring. Welcome back, Mr Spears.
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We're all rooting for you.
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(SCREAMS - LAUGHTER)
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Now, Rydell is very proudof her extra-curricular activities,
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so please come out for band try-outs.
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If you play an instrument, it's betterto play with a group than with yourself.
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Auditions for the June Moon TalentShow will be held next month.
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Come out one and all.You could win 100 long-playing records.
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Last but not least, we are fortunateto have a straight-'A' student
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all the way from England,by the name of Michael Carrington.
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(MASON) Stand up, Michael.
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All right, now, all say hello
to Michael Carrington.
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Hello, Michael Carrington.
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Let's have a wonderful year.
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Rydell High, beat the Cavaliers!
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(ALL CHANT) Rydell High,
beat the Cavaliers!
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- What's the story with Johnny?
- I outgrew him over the summer.
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He hasn't lost the hots for you.
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He hasn't learnt when you're dead,
lie down.
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- There's more to life than making out.
- I never thought of that.
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(BAND PRAC TISES: "MOON RIVER")
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Michael.
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Michael!
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- I heard you play piano.
- Where did you hear that? I can a bit.
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Then you must play for the talent show
audition. I won't take no for an answer.
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- (FRENCHY) Michael!
- Well?
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- OK, I'll do it. Why not?
- I think he's kinda cute.
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- Virgin alert! Virgin alert!
- All male periscopes down.
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- How's your first week been?
- Great. Yours?
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There's a fascinating world
of chemistry out there.
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Yeah, I know. How well do you know
that Stephanie Zinone?
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Stephanie Zinone
is one of my very best...
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Uh-oh. Michael, there's
something you don't understand.
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Stephanie Zinone is a Pink Lady.
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If you're not a T-Bird, which you are not,
you can look, but don't touch.
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Michael, I wouldn't even look.
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Well, then,
how do you become a T-Bird, then, eh?
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Well...
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Football is like life, you gotta push.
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You gotta push and elbow. Come on!
Push those men out of the way.
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Elbow 'em, then bite 'em,
then rip 'em, then chew 'em up.
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Come on, push!
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Push, push!
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Attaboy! Chew 'em up.
Come on! Don't you have any...
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Come on. You're a bunch
of old turkeys. Can't you push?
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Ah... ah... ah...!
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You said push.
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- Look.
- What are they doing here?
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(JEERING)
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- Nogerelli.
- Balmudo.
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These cockroaches
will invade our turf once too often.
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We should take care of them tonight.
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- (VOICE CRACKS) Tonight, we bowl.
- You're lucky. We're bowling tonight.
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I like that.
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(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
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You'd better write your will, boys.
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- Hey, baby, check your oil?
- Hi, hot stuff.
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- Hey, are we bowling tonight?
- That's right.
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- And Paulette...
- Yeah, Johnny.
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- I want you to look special, dig?
- No problem.
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(BAND: "WHEN THE SAINTS GO
MARCHING IN")
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Whoo! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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- Hey, Johnny!
- Yeah, Johnny!
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- Way to go, Johnny!
- Hey, do not mess the hair.
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- I'm sorry.
- Hey, Paulette. Whose side are you on?
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- Our side.
- Then don't fraternise with the enemy.
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- Mark that a strike.
- You hit two pins!
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It's a technical strike because
these chicks were late. Read the rules!
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- Read 'em and weep.
- That's not fair.
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- This bra's killing me.
- You wish.
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You gotta put your fingers
in the holes.
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I'm not breaking my nails.
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You got something going with Paulette?
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I'm giving her therapy for her disease.
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- What disease?
- Nymphoidmania.
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(GIRLS CHEER)
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- What's the final score?
- That happens later tonight.
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Last game, winner take all. Agreed?
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Just shoot the ball!
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Shoot the ball!
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Come on, everybody
Gather round
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I'm gonna show you
how to knock 'em down
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When I'm on the ball
I'm the number one
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00:18:33,157 --> 00:18:36,241
And I'm gonna show you
how it's done
241
00:18:36,452 --> 00:18:40,152
Let's bowl, let's bowl
Let's rock 'n' roll
242
00:18:40,372 --> 00:18:43,159
Hey, come on
Let's get the show on the road
243
00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:46,790
Let's bowl, let's bowl
Let's rock 'n' roll
244
00:18:47,003 --> 00:18:51,499
You're sittin' on a bomb
That's about to explode
245
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:54,835
We're gonna score tonight
246
00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:58,302
We're gonna score tonight
247
00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:01,597
If you're lookin' for a fight
Then the time is right
248
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:05,093
We're gonna wipe the floor
With you tonight
249
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,644
We're gonna score tonight
250
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,857
We're gonna score tonight
251
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:15,401
We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll
We're gonna bop, we're gonna bowl
252
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:21,697
We're gonna score, score,
score, score, score... tonight!
253
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,373
Waa-aah...
254
00:19:41,803 --> 00:19:44,757
Hey, Paulette, take a look over here
255
00:19:44,972 --> 00:19:48,306
I'm your kingpin, honey
And I'm gettin' in gear
256
00:19:48,517 --> 00:19:51,388
Hey, Johnny, Johnny
Go for that strike
257
00:19:51,604 --> 00:19:54,889
And I just might be your baby tonight
258
00:19:55,107 --> 00:19:58,938
Let's bowl, let's bowl
Let's rock 'n' roll
259
00:19:59,152 --> 00:20:01,904
Hey, come on
Let's get the show on the road
260
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:05,197
Let's bowl, let's bowl
Let's rock 'n' roll
261
00:20:05,408 --> 00:20:10,283
'Cause the stakes are high
And the winner takes all
262
00:20:10,496 --> 00:20:13,746
We're gonna score tonight
263
00:20:13,957 --> 00:20:17,492
We're gonna score tonight
264
00:20:17,711 --> 00:20:20,380
Don't get sore when you lose tonight
265
00:20:20,588 --> 00:20:23,755
We're gonna show you how
to do it right
266
00:20:23,966 --> 00:20:27,501
We're gonna score tonight
267
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,756
We're gonna score tonight
268
00:20:30,973 --> 00:20:34,472
We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll
We're gonna bop, we're gonna bowl
269
00:20:34,685 --> 00:20:40,557
We're gonna score, score,
score, score, score... tonight!
270
00:21:30,694 --> 00:21:33,944
You bowl me over
Bowl me over
271
00:21:34,156 --> 00:21:37,441
You bowl me over
She's hot tonight
272
00:21:37,659 --> 00:21:39,900
You bowl me over
Take a hike
273
00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:41,530
Get a strike
274
00:21:41,746 --> 00:21:44,865
Ten, nine, eight, seven
275
00:21:45,082 --> 00:21:48,451
Six, five, four, three, two, one!
276
00:21:48,669 --> 00:21:51,954
We're gonna score tonight
277
00:21:52,172 --> 00:21:55,375
We're gonna score tonight
278
00:21:55,592 --> 00:21:59,007
We're gonna score
279
00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:02,221
Tonight
280
00:22:02,431 --> 00:22:05,847
We're gonna score
281
00:22:06,060 --> 00:22:09,428
Tonight
282
00:22:09,646 --> 00:22:12,682
We're gonna score
283
00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:15,983
Tonight
284
00:22:19,489 --> 00:22:22,193
"Always be courteous
when asking for a game.
285
00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:28,493
"Hi, want a game?
Howdy, fellas, let's bowl some balls.
286
00:22:28,705 --> 00:22:30,994
"Bowling, anyone?"
287
00:22:43,928 --> 00:22:49,088
- Another well-deserved victory.
- Yeah, but where's the trophy?
288
00:22:50,559 --> 00:22:52,516
Right here, Johnny.
289
00:22:57,106 --> 00:22:58,435
Oh, kissies.
290
00:23:04,405 --> 00:23:09,944
That's for best average.
Now what about for best score?
291
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,903
- God!
- Touchy!
292
00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:16,414
- What about the trophy for best score?
- I ain't no one's trophy.
293
00:23:16,624 --> 00:23:18,866
Oooh!
294
00:23:19,418 --> 00:23:25,124
She ain't no one's trophy! So that's how
it's gonna be now, Miss Independent?
295
00:23:25,340 --> 00:23:29,124
Yeah, independent.
I kiss who I want, when I want.
296
00:23:29,344 --> 00:23:32,713
I could kiss the next guy
who walks through that door.
297
00:23:32,931 --> 00:23:35,468
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
298
00:23:35,683 --> 00:23:37,308
Be my guest.
299
00:24:01,123 --> 00:24:03,080
Let's eat.
300
00:24:03,292 --> 00:24:07,788
- I vote for pizza.
- You vote for bed. It's past ten.
301
00:24:08,004 --> 00:24:12,049
- Go home and leave me alone.
- Bed stinks.
302
00:24:14,635 --> 00:24:18,763
- Is it too late to join the game?
- You want something?
303
00:24:18,973 --> 00:24:20,882
- Food!
- Food!
304
00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:23,139
- Food!
- Food!
305
00:24:34,445 --> 00:24:38,443
- Life stinks.
- Are you talking to me?
306
00:24:38,657 --> 00:24:40,864
- Yeah, you'll do.
- Great.
307
00:24:41,076 --> 00:24:44,030
The name's Michael Carrington.
308
00:24:44,246 --> 00:24:46,653
The name's Dolores.
Dolores Rebchuck.
309
00:24:46,873 --> 00:24:50,324
Some call me Woodchuck
or Upchuck, but I prefer Dolores.
310
00:24:50,543 --> 00:24:52,251
- Got it?
- Got it.
311
00:24:52,462 --> 00:24:55,131
They think they're cool
'cause they got wheels.
312
00:24:55,339 --> 00:24:59,965
- (PAULETTE) Dolores, go home.
- Looks like we don't make the grade.
313
00:25:00,177 --> 00:25:05,052
With them it's all these weird codes
and rules and pledges about cycles.
314
00:25:05,265 --> 00:25:10,472
You gotta be a biker or a biker's old lady.
Without a cycle, forget it.
315
00:25:10,687 --> 00:25:13,522
- Pisses me off.
- We're in the same boat.
316
00:25:13,731 --> 00:25:17,230
I sure can't afford a cycle without a job.
317
00:25:17,443 --> 00:25:19,482
I'm willing to negotiate.
318
00:25:19,695 --> 00:25:24,985
I offered to be a Pink Lady mascot.
It ain't the coolest job, but it's a start.
319
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:29,908
Think they'd listen?
Forget it. Pisses me off.
320
00:25:30,121 --> 00:25:32,790
It's late. I'd better walk you home.
321
00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:36,035
I don't need a babysitter, OK?
322
00:25:36,252 --> 00:25:39,371
Why not think of it as a date, OK?
323
00:25:39,588 --> 00:25:42,672
Why didn't you say so in the first place?
324
00:25:42,883 --> 00:25:46,927
Come on. When I'm in 12th grade,
I'll be head of the Pink Ladies.
325
00:25:47,137 --> 00:25:50,386
They'll rule the school.
They'll be the best.
326
00:25:50,598 --> 00:25:55,094
We'll have the best-looking jackets.
I once tried to put letters on this jacket.
327
00:25:55,311 --> 00:25:57,220
They fell right off.
328
00:25:57,438 --> 00:26:02,894
It was really embarrassing 'cause
it happened in front of my sister Paulette.
329
00:26:03,193 --> 00:26:06,526
- (SCREECHING TYRES)
- (HORN BLARES)
330
00:26:10,324 --> 00:26:13,444
- Morning, Mr...
- Stuart.
331
00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:18,038
- You could've killed us, Rhonda.
- Good move.
332
00:26:18,248 --> 00:26:22,293
- Imagine dying a virgin!
- Oh, God.
333
00:26:27,257 --> 00:26:29,166
- Nosebleed.
- Nurse, room 11.
334
00:26:29,384 --> 00:26:34,341
- Good morning, I'm a substitute for...
- Good morning, Miss McGee.
335
00:26:34,555 --> 00:26:38,137
- Good morning, Miss...
- (GASPS)
336
00:26:38,350 --> 00:26:39,892
Mason.
337
00:26:40,102 --> 00:26:43,221
- This is Mr...
- Mr Stuart.
338
00:26:43,438 --> 00:26:46,439
I love your hair, Miss Mason.
339
00:26:46,649 --> 00:26:48,974
Thank you, Mr Stuart.
340
00:26:49,193 --> 00:26:52,728
Miss Mason will help you
while you're learning the ropes.
341
00:26:52,947 --> 00:26:57,739
- My pleasure, I'm sure.
- I'm sure you're sure.
342
00:26:57,951 --> 00:27:02,779
- I'm a substitute for Mr...
- Spears.
343
00:27:02,998 --> 00:27:05,037
Follow me.
344
00:27:10,004 --> 00:27:14,796
That's why we're gonna win this talent
show. 100 long-playing albumens.
345
00:27:15,009 --> 00:27:19,088
- But we got zero talent.
- There must be ten Roy Orbisons there.
346
00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:22,340
The greatest hits of Beeth-oven?
347
00:27:26,519 --> 00:27:32,936
Good morning. My name is Mr Stuart
and I'm your substitute teacher.
348
00:27:33,150 --> 00:27:36,400
(LAUGHTER AND CHATTER)
349
00:27:39,614 --> 00:27:41,737
- Let's have a cigarette.
- Yeah.
350
00:27:44,661 --> 00:27:50,414
- Uh-um.
- Mr Nogerelli. I've been looking for you.
351
00:27:50,624 --> 00:27:53,246
Hello, Miss McGee.
You're looking lovely today.
352
00:27:53,460 --> 00:27:56,033
There has been a rumour,
Mr Nogerelli,
353
00:27:56,255 --> 00:28:01,249
that motorcycles have been driven
across our school lawn.
354
00:28:01,468 --> 00:28:05,050
I know that couldn't have been you,
Mr Nogerelli.
355
00:28:05,263 --> 00:28:10,008
I'm sure you have more respect
for grass than that. Right?
356
00:28:11,644 --> 00:28:16,886
- Hear this. No more! Understood?
- Mm-mm.
357
00:28:17,107 --> 00:28:21,603
Good. Do you smell something burning?
358
00:28:23,821 --> 00:28:26,490
Mr Nogerelli...
359
00:28:26,699 --> 00:28:29,653
I guess you sure told her, huh, Johnny?
360
00:28:30,369 --> 00:28:33,204
- Water!
- Sorry, I'm sorry, Johnny!
361
00:28:33,413 --> 00:28:34,742
I'll kill you!
362
00:28:35,374 --> 00:28:37,699
- OK, we're ready.
- Good luck, girls.
363
00:28:37,918 --> 00:28:42,378
The try-outs and we're the first.
I hope I don't blank out. Now!
364
00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:55,679
His loafers were Weejuns
365
00:28:55,892 --> 00:28:59,510
His chinos were black
366
00:28:59,729 --> 00:29:03,727
With a cute little buckle
367
00:29:03,941 --> 00:29:06,432
That fastened in back
368
00:29:06,652 --> 00:29:11,894
These are my girls.
There's some good breeding up there.
369
00:29:12,115 --> 00:29:15,531
And that is so important.
370
00:29:18,163 --> 00:29:21,247
- Hey, what's happening?
- Hey, Woodchuck.
371
00:29:21,457 --> 00:29:25,241
Dolores, all right? What's happening?
372
00:29:25,461 --> 00:29:27,085
"Brad".
373
00:29:27,296 --> 00:29:30,047
Does this song stink, or what?
374
00:29:31,884 --> 00:29:35,501
Don't know what possessed me
375
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,258
But I gave him my address
376
00:29:38,473 --> 00:29:42,517
- And my heart shook with fear
- (BACKSTAGE CHATTER)
377
00:29:42,727 --> 00:29:46,475
As I prayed that I'd hear
378
00:29:46,689 --> 00:29:48,977
From Brad
379
00:29:49,191 --> 00:29:52,026
Hear from Brad
380
00:29:52,235 --> 00:29:57,193
(SHARON) I won't let a little hard work
come between me and 100 LPs.
381
00:29:57,407 --> 00:30:01,867
We're calendar girls. You have to
get into your seasons, become them.
382
00:30:02,078 --> 00:30:06,027
Rhonda, you're fall.
Give me maturity, give me ageing...
383
00:30:06,248 --> 00:30:08,205
- Give me a break.
- Lunchtime.
384
00:30:10,711 --> 00:30:14,494
Then at yesterday's tea dance
385
00:30:14,714 --> 00:30:18,498
My day turned to night
386
00:30:18,718 --> 00:30:25,005
Muffy Rogers was wearing Brad's pin
387
00:30:25,224 --> 00:30:27,263
I could just die
388
00:30:27,476 --> 00:30:30,263
Thank you, but we haven't got all day.
389
00:30:30,479 --> 00:30:34,179
- But these are my girls.
- I know, dear. Next!
390
00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:38,099
OK, OK, we're almost ready.
391
00:30:38,319 --> 00:30:41,818
I want everybody to sing
their ah, ah, ahs.
392
00:30:42,031 --> 00:30:45,815
Take your music.
Do I have to do everything myself?
393
00:30:46,035 --> 00:30:48,407
Are you ready?
394
00:30:56,085 --> 00:30:57,994
Ah-ha-ha...
395
00:30:58,212 --> 00:31:01,581
I'll be your girl for all seasons
396
00:31:01,799 --> 00:31:04,372
All the year through
397
00:31:05,469 --> 00:31:06,880
- Hello.
- Hi.
398
00:31:07,096 --> 00:31:11,010
- Are you free after school today?
- I'm free every day.
399
00:31:11,224 --> 00:31:13,217
It's in the Constitution.
400
00:31:15,854 --> 00:31:20,017
- OK, we're ready.
- Sharon Cooper and the Seasons.
401
00:31:20,233 --> 00:31:25,024
- (DAVEY) Ouch!
- If you fall in the fall you'll see
402
00:31:25,237 --> 00:31:30,148
September can be heavenly
403
00:31:32,285 --> 00:31:35,286
- Eugene, ready with the leaves?
- Ready.
404
00:31:37,832 --> 00:31:40,916
When autumn leaves
are falling from the tree
405
00:31:41,127 --> 00:31:44,412
(RHONDA) I'm sick of being a tree.
406
00:31:44,630 --> 00:31:48,544
- That's enough. Thank you.
- We still have three more seasons!
407
00:31:48,759 --> 00:31:52,626
- I need the stage for my Drama class.
- Oh!
408
00:31:52,846 --> 00:31:54,672
Sharon, what about tonight?
409
00:31:57,016 --> 00:32:00,883
- How about a hamburger later?
- I'm busy.
410
00:32:04,606 --> 00:32:08,189
- How about tomorrow?
- Busy.
411
00:32:10,987 --> 00:32:14,237
So maybe you can explain
about the bowling alley.
412
00:32:14,449 --> 00:32:18,991
- You just don't kiss a guy and...
- It was just a joke. Forget it.
413
00:32:19,203 --> 00:32:22,654
- Let me give you a hand.
- I can manage.
414
00:32:22,873 --> 00:32:25,198
- I think he's in love.
- I think he's cute.
415
00:32:25,417 --> 00:32:27,540
I think you should shut your yaps.
416
00:32:28,545 --> 00:32:30,870
You forgot this one.
417
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,215
- Thanks.
- The day after tomorrow?
418
00:32:39,972 --> 00:32:42,178
(SIGHS)
419
00:32:46,978 --> 00:32:48,307
Stephanie...
420
00:32:48,521 --> 00:32:51,522
Look, when are you
gonna get the picture?
421
00:32:55,862 --> 00:32:58,779
If you really want to know
422
00:32:58,989 --> 00:33:01,741
What I want in a guy
423
00:33:01,950 --> 00:33:05,200
Well, I'm lookin' for a dream
on a mean machine
424
00:33:05,412 --> 00:33:07,819
With hell in his eyes
425
00:33:08,039 --> 00:33:11,325
I want a devil in skin-tight leather
426
00:33:11,543 --> 00:33:14,496
He's gonna be wild as the wind
427
00:33:14,712 --> 00:33:16,918
And one fine night
428
00:33:17,131 --> 00:33:20,334
I'll be holdin' on tight
429
00:33:20,551 --> 00:33:23,635
To a cool rider
430
00:33:23,845 --> 00:33:26,467
A cool rider
431
00:33:26,681 --> 00:33:30,726
If he's cool enough he can burn me
through and through
432
00:33:30,935 --> 00:33:32,726
Whoa, whoa
433
00:33:32,937 --> 00:33:35,772
If it takes forever
434
00:33:35,982 --> 00:33:39,066
Then I'll wait forever
435
00:33:39,276 --> 00:33:43,060
No ordinary boy,
no ordinary boy is gonna do
436
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:46,945
I want a rider that's cool
437
00:34:03,715 --> 00:34:06,550
That's the way it's gonna be
438
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:09,464
That's the way that I feel
439
00:34:09,679 --> 00:34:12,596
I want a whole lot more
than the boy next door
440
00:34:12,807 --> 00:34:15,843
I want hell on wheels
441
00:34:16,060 --> 00:34:18,930
Just give me a black motorcycle
442
00:34:19,146 --> 00:34:22,230
With a man growin' out of the seat
443
00:34:22,441 --> 00:34:25,358
Then move aside
444
00:34:25,568 --> 00:34:28,142
'Cause I'm gonna ride
445
00:34:28,363 --> 00:34:31,482
With a cool rider
446
00:34:31,699 --> 00:34:34,320
A cool rider
447
00:34:34,535 --> 00:34:38,579
If he's cool enough
he can burn me through and through
448
00:34:38,789 --> 00:34:40,532
Whoa, whoa
449
00:34:40,749 --> 00:34:43,536
If it takes forever
450
00:34:43,752 --> 00:34:46,836
Then I'll wait forever
451
00:34:47,046 --> 00:34:51,091
No ordinary boy,
no ordinary boy is gonna do
452
00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:55,594
I want a rider that's cool
453
00:35:05,313 --> 00:35:07,851
I don't want no ordinary guys
454
00:35:08,066 --> 00:35:11,185
Comin' on strong with me
455
00:35:12,278 --> 00:35:18,113
They don't know what I'm lookin' for
They don't know what I need
456
00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:20,401
You're gonna know it
when he gets here
457
00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:23,987
'Cause the ground will be shakin'
458
00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:27,870
I'll do anything
to let him know that I'm his
459
00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:29,661
His for the takin'
460
00:35:29,877 --> 00:35:33,080
I want a cool rider
461
00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:35,835
A cool, cool, cool, cool rider
462
00:35:36,050 --> 00:35:38,884
I want a cool rider
463
00:35:39,094 --> 00:35:41,964
A cool, cool, cool, cool rider
464
00:35:42,180 --> 00:35:47,422
I want a C-O-O-L R-l-D-E-R
465
00:35:49,478 --> 00:35:53,606
English, I got something scholastic
to discuss with you.
466
00:35:53,816 --> 00:35:57,066
What I'm saying is
you're Mr History, right?
467
00:35:57,277 --> 00:36:02,188
I got this essay on the fall of Rome.
I didn't even know they were in trouble.
468
00:36:02,407 --> 00:36:05,573
- What are you driving at?
- Papers for paper.
469
00:36:05,785 --> 00:36:08,739
Essays for cash?
470
00:36:10,206 --> 00:36:12,779
- So that's it.
- What's what?
471
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:18,872
- It'll have to be a motorcycle.
- Good idea. Invest in a cycle. So?
472
00:36:19,089 --> 00:36:21,414
- You've got a deal.
- All right.
473
00:36:21,633 --> 00:36:25,761
When we make the drop,
not out in the open like this.
474
00:36:25,970 --> 00:36:28,805
I got a rep to protect.
475
00:36:41,693 --> 00:36:44,528
It's open.
476
00:36:44,737 --> 00:36:48,320
Your uncle said you was back out here.
What is this joint?
477
00:36:48,532 --> 00:36:51,782
- It's his nuclear fallout shelter.
- Yeah?
478
00:36:51,994 --> 00:36:55,742
- You got that essay?
- You got the cash?
479
00:37:03,504 --> 00:37:05,497
This is a neat joint.
480
00:37:05,715 --> 00:37:09,582
A nucleoid shelter.
It's private, good for homework
481
00:37:09,802 --> 00:37:13,930
and other activities
involving student bodies.
482
00:37:23,356 --> 00:37:24,933
Mm-hm.
483
00:37:25,149 --> 00:37:28,565
Can you handle a couple
of History assignments also?
484
00:37:28,777 --> 00:37:32,775
- I'll try.
- OK, and remember, this is between us.
485
00:37:32,990 --> 00:37:36,690
- I got a rep to protect here, OK?
- Yeah.
486
00:37:40,121 --> 00:37:43,490
William the Conqueror, by the Goose.
487
00:37:53,258 --> 00:37:55,251
Oh, God.
488
00:38:09,523 --> 00:38:14,813
Nobody, but nobody,
knows this happened, dig?
489
00:38:15,028 --> 00:38:17,270
Whatever you say.
490
00:38:18,323 --> 00:38:22,023
That's very nice. Nice penmanship.
491
00:38:24,161 --> 00:38:28,704
Remember. I got a rep to protect.
OK, Shakespeare?
492
00:38:33,003 --> 00:38:35,375
(TAPPING)
493
00:38:39,884 --> 00:38:42,838
Reproduction.
494
00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:47,715
It's very simple, but yet very important.
495
00:38:47,933 --> 00:38:52,096
Now, what is the best time of the month
for a woman to conceive?
496
00:38:55,774 --> 00:38:57,932
Mr...
497
00:39:00,319 --> 00:39:01,778
...Jaworski.
498
00:39:05,157 --> 00:39:09,368
- What's "conceive"?
- You know, to be fertile.
499
00:39:09,578 --> 00:39:13,492
- What's the best time?
- Ask Nogerelli.
500
00:39:16,543 --> 00:39:20,789
- Mr Nogerelli?
- Ask Goose.
501
00:39:21,922 --> 00:39:26,216
- Mr Goose?
- Ask Dimucci.
502
00:39:27,386 --> 00:39:30,007
- Mr Dimucci?
- What?
503
00:39:30,222 --> 00:39:33,222
Conceive. What is the best time?
504
00:39:33,433 --> 00:39:35,224
At night?
505
00:39:35,435 --> 00:39:38,685
I can see that we're not getting very far.
506
00:39:38,896 --> 00:39:41,221
I got the same problem.
507
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,109
- Morning, everybody.
- Good morning.
508
00:39:45,527 --> 00:39:48,065
Good morning, Mr Stuart.
509
00:39:49,906 --> 00:39:55,778
- Let's start at the beginning. Page one.
- Open your book.
510
00:39:55,995 --> 00:40:00,823
- "Where do babies come from?"
- If you need me, I'll be right over here.
511
00:40:01,042 --> 00:40:03,711
Do we need this for the exam?
512
00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:09,622
The parts of a flower
are so constructed that
513
00:40:09,841 --> 00:40:15,048
Very, very often
the wind will cause pollination
514
00:40:15,263 --> 00:40:20,470
If not, then a bee or any other
nectar-gathering creature
515
00:40:20,684 --> 00:40:24,385
Can create the same situation
516
00:40:26,690 --> 00:40:31,019
Yes, anything that gets the pollen
to the pistil's right on the list
517
00:40:31,236 --> 00:40:33,940
I'll try to make it crystal clear
518
00:40:34,155 --> 00:40:39,825
A flower's insatiable passion
turns its life into a circus of debauchery
519
00:40:41,579 --> 00:40:47,663
Now you see just how the stamen
gets its lusty dust on to the stigma
520
00:40:47,876 --> 00:40:53,665
And why this frenzied chlorophyllous
orgy starts each spring is no enigma
521
00:40:53,881 --> 00:40:57,084
We call this quest for satisfaction
a what, class?
522
00:40:57,301 --> 00:40:59,839
A photoperiodic reaction
523
00:41:00,054 --> 00:41:02,011
Oh, that's good
That's very good
524
00:41:02,222 --> 00:41:03,551
Hey, I'm lost. Where are we?
525
00:41:03,766 --> 00:41:05,509
Chapter two
Page five
526
00:41:05,726 --> 00:41:08,810
Reproduction
Reproduction
527
00:41:09,020 --> 00:41:11,641
Put your pollen tube to work
528
00:41:12,357 --> 00:41:15,441
Reproduction
Reproduction
529
00:41:15,651 --> 00:41:18,522
Make my stamen go berserk
530
00:41:18,738 --> 00:41:20,611
Reproduction
531
00:41:20,823 --> 00:41:24,156
I don't think they even know
what a pistil is
532
00:41:24,368 --> 00:41:26,407
I got your pistil right here
533
00:41:26,620 --> 00:41:28,328
Where does the pollen go?
534
00:41:28,538 --> 00:41:32,405
Get back here. Get into your seats.
535
00:41:33,126 --> 00:41:34,454
Next chapter.
536
00:41:34,669 --> 00:41:36,827
Now, in an abstract way,
the same thing applies
537
00:41:37,046 --> 00:41:40,165
to the reproductive organs
of the more complex life-forms.
538
00:41:40,382 --> 00:41:44,296
But we are now dealing
with sexual response.
539
00:41:44,511 --> 00:41:47,084
Are there any questions
before we begin reading?
540
00:41:47,305 --> 00:41:51,053
Is it possible the female member
of some sex on a couch
541
00:41:51,267 --> 00:41:56,261
Could, like, get this guy all hot
and she never even knew it?
542
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:57,809
Negative
543
00:41:58,023 --> 00:42:00,894
When a warm-blooded mammal
in a tight little sweater
544
00:42:01,110 --> 00:42:05,439
Starts pulling that stuff
she's saying that she wants to do it
545
00:42:05,655 --> 00:42:07,695
Can't prove it by me
546
00:42:07,907 --> 00:42:11,110
'Cause they change their tune
when you got 'em in the back seat
547
00:42:11,327 --> 00:42:14,660
With his heart beatin' fast
They make it sound like a track meet
548
00:42:14,872 --> 00:42:16,283
Gross!
Yeah...
549
00:42:16,499 --> 00:42:19,998
... Then all they can do is say,"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
550
00:42:20,794 --> 00:42:23,795
Reproduction
Reproduction
551
00:42:24,005 --> 00:42:27,090
Baby, give it to me now
552
00:42:27,300 --> 00:42:30,633
Reproduction
Reproduction
553
00:42:30,845 --> 00:42:33,762
Is that all you think about?
554
00:42:33,973 --> 00:42:39,263
Reproduction, come on, baby,
show me that you really love me so
555
00:42:39,478 --> 00:42:43,475
I think I'm gonna throw up
Where does the pollen go?
556
00:42:43,690 --> 00:42:47,474
Mr Goose, please be seated.
557
00:42:49,904 --> 00:42:52,395
The human is the only being capable
558
00:42:52,615 --> 00:42:54,987
of consciously controlling
his number of offspring.
559
00:42:55,201 --> 00:42:57,526
Are there any comments on that?
560
00:42:57,745 --> 00:42:59,073
I was wondering
if you could tell me where she lives.
561
00:42:59,288 --> 00:43:01,245
- What is this?
- Mr Stuart
562
00:43:01,456 --> 00:43:04,825
Is it true that guys like you,
you know, mature and all
563
00:43:05,043 --> 00:43:09,290
Carry some protection with them
for sexual occasions?
564
00:43:09,505 --> 00:43:10,834
Oh, God!
565
00:43:11,048 --> 00:43:14,215
Can a girl just do that thing in a book
566
00:43:14,427 --> 00:43:18,969
Where she adds up the days of her,
what do you call it, mentalstration?
567
00:43:19,181 --> 00:43:20,592
Oh, that's really neat!
568
00:43:20,807 --> 00:43:24,472
Yeah, and what if a guy says
the numbers don't add up right, huh?
569
00:43:24,686 --> 00:43:27,141
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
570
00:43:27,355 --> 00:43:30,558
Reproduction
Reproduction
571
00:43:30,775 --> 00:43:33,692
Hope he's proud of what he's done
572
00:43:33,903 --> 00:43:37,236
Reproduction
Reproduction
573
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:40,117
He was only pokin' fun
574
00:43:40,325 --> 00:43:42,365
Reproduction
575
00:43:42,577 --> 00:43:46,906
See what happens when a boy
and girl don't know how to play it safe
576
00:43:47,498 --> 00:43:50,499
Reproduction
Reproduction
577
00:43:50,710 --> 00:43:53,829
Reproduction
Reproduction
578
00:43:54,296 --> 00:43:57,416
Reproduction
Reproduction
579
00:43:57,633 --> 00:44:01,297
Reproduction
580
00:44:01,511 --> 00:44:04,216
Where does the pollen go?
581
00:44:05,890 --> 00:44:07,681
(LAUGHTER)
582
00:44:07,892 --> 00:44:10,098
Learn anything, Steph?
583
00:44:11,145 --> 00:44:13,896
What's the rush? Gotta take a pill?
584
00:44:14,773 --> 00:44:20,526
Try to remember that their bodies
are more developed than their minds.
585
00:44:20,737 --> 00:44:23,738
- I understand.
- They have drives.
586
00:44:23,948 --> 00:44:26,356
- Lustful drives.
- I understand.
587
00:44:26,576 --> 00:44:28,284
Good.
588
00:44:28,870 --> 00:44:32,701
- Hi, Mr Stuart.
- Hi, Mr Stuart.
589
00:44:34,625 --> 00:44:37,246
- May I speak to you, Miss McGee?
- What about?
590
00:44:37,461 --> 00:44:40,876
I've missed my last two periods.
591
00:44:41,089 --> 00:44:44,255
That's all right.
You can make them up after school.
592
00:44:44,467 --> 00:44:46,590
Where does the pollen go?
593
00:44:48,679 --> 00:44:53,673
Nice one, Davey. That does it.
594
00:44:57,938 --> 00:45:00,808
Yep. Follow me.
595
00:45:02,066 --> 00:45:07,606
Quite a selection here. All very,
very serviceable machines, young man.
596
00:45:07,822 --> 00:45:12,318
One or two were my personal
transportation a few spare parts ago.
597
00:45:12,534 --> 00:45:18,240
A little elbow grease and any one
of these beauties is a fixer-upper.
598
00:45:18,456 --> 00:45:20,698
- You got yourself a bike.
- Great.
599
00:45:20,917 --> 00:45:23,787
- And you're gonna need these.
- Thanks.
600
00:45:25,713 --> 00:45:28,418
Good luck.
601
00:45:50,986 --> 00:45:53,477
(S TEPHANIE)Cool rider
602
00:45:53,697 --> 00:45:56,614
A cool rider
603
00:45:56,825 --> 00:46:00,869
If he's cool enough he can burn methrough and through
604
00:46:01,079 --> 00:46:02,870
Whoa, whoa
605
00:46:03,081 --> 00:46:05,915
If it takes forever
606
00:46:06,125 --> 00:46:09,209
Then I'll wait forever
607
00:46:09,420 --> 00:46:12,586
No ordinary boy,no ordinary boy is gonna do
608
00:46:12,798 --> 00:46:14,126
Bollocks!
609
00:46:14,341 --> 00:46:17,626
I want a rider that's cool
610
00:46:29,104 --> 00:46:32,390
Oh, Michael! Michael!
611
00:46:33,275 --> 00:46:37,652
- Good to see you, French.
- What were you trying to do?
612
00:46:39,322 --> 00:46:43,900
I'm trying to ride that motorcycle
without bloody well killing myself.
613
00:47:09,391 --> 00:47:11,051
Wait a second. Michael!
614
00:47:11,268 --> 00:47:16,688
Michael, this isn't for... Stephanie?
615
00:47:16,898 --> 00:47:19,223
I'll be yours in winter
616
00:47:19,442 --> 00:47:25,396
When the snow is on the ground
I'll warm you through December
617
00:47:25,614 --> 00:47:28,485
And I'll always be around
618
00:47:30,744 --> 00:47:32,618
Ah-ha-ha...
619
00:47:32,829 --> 00:47:35,949
- That will be all for today.
- Blanche!
620
00:47:36,166 --> 00:47:39,369
Wait, we still have some more seasons.
621
00:47:39,585 --> 00:47:43,168
We have to start with winter
because Paulette's late and...
622
00:47:43,381 --> 00:47:47,841
...she was late again today, but she's
here now and we'd like to do summer.
623
00:47:48,051 --> 00:47:51,337
Sharon, will you stop yelling?
You're in the show.
624
00:47:51,638 --> 00:47:54,758
- (SQUEALS)
- Next.
625
00:47:55,433 --> 00:47:57,011
The Preptones.
626
00:47:57,226 --> 00:48:00,595
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
627
00:48:00,813 --> 00:48:04,312
Mr Sandman, bring me a dream
628
00:48:04,525 --> 00:48:09,151
These are my boys. Look.
Good, clean-cut American boys.
629
00:48:09,363 --> 00:48:11,438
I know.
630
00:48:11,656 --> 00:48:15,072
Then tell her
that her lonesome nights are over
631
00:48:15,285 --> 00:48:18,867
Sandman, I'm so alone
632
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:22,164
Don't have nobody to call my own
633
00:48:22,374 --> 00:48:25,126
Please turn on your magic beam
634
00:48:25,335 --> 00:48:29,333
Mr Sandman, bring me a dream
635
00:48:29,548 --> 00:48:33,166
- That was wonderful!
- Yes.
636
00:48:33,385 --> 00:48:36,219
The T-Bones.
637
00:48:36,429 --> 00:48:38,386
Birds. T-Birds.
638
00:48:40,308 --> 00:48:44,221
Hum hum hum
639
00:48:44,561 --> 00:48:49,140
We're goin' prowlin'
Walk, talk like a T-Bird
640
00:48:49,357 --> 00:48:52,477
These are my boys.
641
00:48:52,694 --> 00:48:56,477
Walk, talk like a T-Bird tonight
642
00:48:56,697 --> 00:48:58,026
Oww!
643
00:48:58,241 --> 00:49:00,363
- Prowlin'
- Thank you.
644
00:49:00,576 --> 00:49:04,870
- That was just wonderful.
- It was very nice.
645
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:09,124
We could work a little bit
on the harn-omies. Catch you later.
646
00:49:09,334 --> 00:49:11,326
Thank you.
647
00:49:11,544 --> 00:49:15,873
My mom wants you to come over
for a psaghetti at your convience.
648
00:49:16,090 --> 00:49:17,418
Thank you.
649
00:49:17,633 --> 00:49:20,551
- Practise over mid-term break.
- Practise?!
650
00:49:32,647 --> 00:49:38,103
I'll be yours in springtimeWhen the flowers are in bloom
651
00:49:38,319 --> 00:49:44,772
We'll wander through the meadowsIn all their sweet perfume
652
00:49:45,867 --> 00:49:48,275
Aa-ha-haAa-ha-ha
653
00:49:48,495 --> 00:49:52,444
I'll be your girl for all seasons
654
00:49:52,665 --> 00:49:56,283
- Disaster!
- What? We blew it?
655
00:49:56,502 --> 00:49:58,993
No, we made it. But we're the worst.
656
00:49:59,213 --> 00:50:02,000
- We'll get unworst.
- Liverwurst.
657
00:50:02,216 --> 00:50:05,252
- How did we get in?
- They recognised natural talent.
658
00:50:05,469 --> 00:50:08,138
Everybody made it.
They didn't have enough acts.
659
00:50:08,346 --> 00:50:09,805
Get him!
660
00:50:10,014 --> 00:50:13,715
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bumBum-bum-bum-bum-bum
661
00:50:13,935 --> 00:50:17,019
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bumBum-bum-bum-bum-bum
662
00:50:17,229 --> 00:50:21,179
Mr Sandman, bring me a dream
663
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,934
Make her the cutest
that I've ever seen
664
00:50:25,153 --> 00:50:28,024
Give her two lips
like roses in clover
665
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:32,984
If we are gonna win that grand prize,
we've got to get it together like that.
666
00:50:33,202 --> 00:50:35,029
But with class.
667
00:50:35,246 --> 00:50:37,487
- I want the Roy Orbisons.
- You'll get 'em.
668
00:50:38,958 --> 00:50:44,995
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr Sandman, bring me a dream
669
00:50:45,213 --> 00:50:49,258
- I'm talkin' only weeks before the show.
- I'm talkin' winnin' albumens.
670
00:50:49,467 --> 00:50:52,040
- I'm talkin' progress.
- I'm not talkin'.
671
00:51:19,703 --> 00:51:21,162
Scum!
672
00:51:28,086 --> 00:51:31,039
Balmudo's out front and he's all alone.
673
00:51:31,797 --> 00:51:33,457
Tilt! My turn.
674
00:51:33,674 --> 00:51:38,715
Your turn after we tilt that crater face,
Balmudo. Come on.
675
00:51:40,806 --> 00:51:44,637
- Comb.
- Louis, be careful!
676
00:51:45,477 --> 00:51:47,765
Smoke.
677
00:51:49,272 --> 00:51:51,264
Light.
678
00:52:02,826 --> 00:52:05,198
Comb again.
679
00:52:14,670 --> 00:52:17,042
(MOCKING LAUGH)
680
00:52:17,256 --> 00:52:21,716
Come on, action out front.
Balmudo's gonna get his face mangled.
681
00:52:21,927 --> 00:52:25,130
- All right.
- Oh, my gosh!
682
00:52:26,472 --> 00:52:28,631
Hey, where is that rat-face, Bal?
683
00:52:28,850 --> 00:52:31,720
You lookin' for a rat-face,
mouse-brain?
684
00:52:36,398 --> 00:52:39,767
Get that mutha!
685
00:52:47,033 --> 00:52:53,367
Who, who, who's that guy?
686
00:52:54,248 --> 00:53:01,377
Who, who, who's that guy?
687
00:53:01,588 --> 00:53:05,585
He came out of the darkness
in the middle of the night
688
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:09,334
Blazin' like a mutha
with a fist of dynamite
689
00:53:09,553 --> 00:53:13,088
He ain't foolin' no one
on that pile of chrome and steel
690
00:53:13,307 --> 00:53:16,343
Burnin' up the pavement
like he was some kind of wheel
691
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:20,391
He's lookin' for a rumble
and some heads are gonna bust
692
00:53:20,605 --> 00:53:23,974
He's gonna take a tumble
with one solitary thrust
693
00:53:24,192 --> 00:53:30,277
The only thing you guys are gonna
do is eat his dust
694
00:53:32,283 --> 00:53:35,734
Who's that guy?
Where did he come from?
695
00:53:35,953 --> 00:53:39,617
Who's that guy?
Hey, tell me someone
696
00:53:39,831 --> 00:53:45,121
I never knew anyone could be so cool
697
00:53:46,963 --> 00:53:50,296
Who's that guy?
What's so amazin'?
698
00:53:50,508 --> 00:53:54,208
From headlight to tailpipe
His burners are blazin'
699
00:53:54,428 --> 00:53:59,801
Looks to me like he could really fly
700
00:54:00,016 --> 00:54:01,724
Who's that guy?
701
00:54:03,645 --> 00:54:08,389
Who, who, who's that guy?
702
00:54:10,150 --> 00:54:13,151
Who, who, who's that guy?
703
00:54:13,362 --> 00:54:16,647
Who's that guy?
704
00:54:16,865 --> 00:54:20,399
He wears a pair of goggles
like a man from outer space
705
00:54:20,618 --> 00:54:24,367
It really doesn't matter
that I haven't seen his face
706
00:54:24,580 --> 00:54:27,866
We're gonna wrap those handlebars
around that neck of his
707
00:54:28,083 --> 00:54:31,915
The punk is gonna get it
When we find out who he is
708
00:54:32,129 --> 00:54:35,913
Everybody wants you
when they don't know who you are
709
00:54:36,133 --> 00:54:39,252
If you're a man of mystery
it really takes you far
710
00:54:39,469 --> 00:54:45,055
Everyone around you
thinks that you're a star
711
00:54:46,976 --> 00:54:50,475
Who's that guy?
Where did he come from?
712
00:54:50,687 --> 00:54:54,388
Who's that guy?
Where can I get one?
713
00:54:54,608 --> 00:55:00,443
They never knew
that I could be so cool
714
00:55:02,031 --> 00:55:05,649
Who's that guy?
On that motorcycle?
715
00:55:05,868 --> 00:55:09,319
What would they say
if they knew it was Michael?
716
00:55:09,538 --> 00:55:14,615
Looks to me like he could really fly
717
00:55:14,835 --> 00:55:18,120
Won't somebody tell me?
718
00:55:18,338 --> 00:55:21,042
Who's that guy?
Who's that guy?
719
00:55:27,638 --> 00:55:30,473
Pretty cool stuff.
720
00:55:30,682 --> 00:55:33,683
(POLICE SIREN)
721
00:55:34,728 --> 00:55:39,188
Everyone inside... We bowl!
722
00:55:39,399 --> 00:55:43,182
- All right!
- Yeah, we bowl!
723
00:55:44,403 --> 00:55:48,151
- Hey, Dimucci, did you see that?
- Yeah, I saw it.
724
00:55:49,992 --> 00:55:53,859
- Come on, Steph.
- I'll catch you up.
725
00:55:54,079 --> 00:55:56,616
- Hey, what's eatin' you?
- Nothin'.
726
00:56:08,550 --> 00:56:10,839
You know, Steph. There's been talk.
727
00:56:11,053 --> 00:56:12,760
We haven't been talkin',
728
00:56:12,971 --> 00:56:17,134
but there has been talk
questioning your loyalty to the Birds.
729
00:56:17,350 --> 00:56:22,426
Doesn't mean you gotta go steady with
Johnny. I think it's better that it's over.
730
00:56:22,646 --> 00:56:28,269
Yeah, but the code does say
we're T-Bird chicks, at least till grad.
731
00:56:28,485 --> 00:56:30,228
Let's go, Louis.
732
00:56:30,445 --> 00:56:33,399
Maybe I'm tired
of being someone's chick.
733
00:56:33,615 --> 00:56:37,564
Tired of being someone's chick?
Are you feeling OK?
734
00:56:37,994 --> 00:56:41,659
- Yo, Ritter!
- Yo, Goose!
735
00:56:41,872 --> 00:56:48,586
- I don't know what I'm feeling.
- Have a ciggy. It'll make you feel better.
736
00:56:49,629 --> 00:56:53,378
(GOOSE) Those guys are show-offs.
737
00:56:53,591 --> 00:56:56,758
I hate those matches
from the liquor store.
738
00:56:56,969 --> 00:56:59,295
Oh, thanks.
739
00:57:01,265 --> 00:57:05,309
Looks like he could really fly
740
00:57:05,519 --> 00:57:08,970
Won't somebody tell me
741
00:57:09,189 --> 00:57:12,937
Who's that guy?
742
00:57:13,151 --> 00:57:16,152
Who's that guy?
743
00:57:18,447 --> 00:57:21,567
Want a ride?
744
00:57:24,370 --> 00:57:27,904
(POLICE SIREN)
745
00:57:29,875 --> 00:57:32,626
Some other time.
746
00:57:39,133 --> 00:57:42,253
Who's that guy?
747
00:57:42,928 --> 00:57:46,178
Who's that guy?
748
00:57:46,807 --> 00:57:52,430
Who? Who? Who?
749
00:57:52,645 --> 00:57:57,271
Whoa, whoa, whoaWho's that guy?
750
00:58:03,155 --> 00:58:06,524
I heard there was this motorcycle chase
outside the Bowl-a-Rama,
751
00:58:06,742 --> 00:58:09,659
and according to Paulette Rebchuck,
752
00:58:09,869 --> 00:58:13,570
this very mysterious and gorgeous guy
753
00:58:13,790 --> 00:58:17,372
knocked Stephanie Zinone
right out of her bobby socks.
754
00:58:17,585 --> 00:58:20,420
- How do you plead?
- I am guilty.
755
00:58:20,629 --> 00:58:24,461
- Great. But now what?
- We've got a problem.
756
00:58:24,675 --> 00:58:29,835
On that motorcycle, in that gear,
I knocked that girl out of her socks.
757
00:58:30,055 --> 00:58:32,628
- But like this...
- You'll knock her into her socks.
758
00:58:32,849 --> 00:58:38,009
Simple, I have to tell her.
Next time I see her... Come here.
759
00:58:39,188 --> 00:58:43,896
Next time I see her,
I'm going to walk up to her and say,
760
00:58:44,109 --> 00:58:45,769
- "Steph..."
- Uh-oh.
761
00:58:49,781 --> 00:58:51,109
Hiya, girls.
762
00:58:52,367 --> 00:58:55,036
- Your boyfriend's here.
- (GIGGLING)
763
00:58:56,996 --> 00:58:59,747
- Having a facial?
- Yeah.
764
00:59:02,251 --> 00:59:04,492
Delish!
765
00:59:09,924 --> 00:59:11,668
- Steph.
- What?
766
00:59:13,302 --> 00:59:16,588
- Do you?
- What?
767
00:59:16,806 --> 00:59:23,258
Have you... ever read
a Superman comic?
768
00:59:23,478 --> 00:59:30,311
- Not in the last few hours.
- I was just checking. Right?
769
00:59:32,737 --> 00:59:34,480
Just checking.
770
00:59:35,740 --> 00:59:40,366
- He needs the guidance counsellor.
- Rhonda, you got a nose job.
771
00:59:40,577 --> 00:59:44,112
- I walked into a door.
- So she says.
772
00:59:44,331 --> 00:59:47,830
- (SIREN)
- Attention, attention, please.
773
00:59:48,042 --> 00:59:53,285
This is a test. I repeat, this is a test.
Please do not panic.
774
00:59:53,506 --> 00:59:57,088
Nuclear war is like football:
If the Russians throw the bomb,
775
00:59:57,301 --> 01:00:01,085
you intercept it
and ram it down their end zone.
776
01:00:01,305 --> 01:00:04,969
It's like life. Somebody throws
something, you throw it back.
777
01:00:05,183 --> 01:00:08,137
Please proceed to your nearest shelter.
778
01:00:08,353 --> 01:00:11,804
Boys to one side, girls to the other.
Run, run, run!
779
01:00:12,023 --> 01:00:18,191
- Blanche, please do not panic!
- Miss McGee, it's so loud.
780
01:00:20,322 --> 01:00:23,073
Please do not panic.
781
01:00:24,951 --> 01:00:27,109
(CREAKING HINGES)
782
01:00:32,208 --> 01:00:34,829
How did you talk me into this?
783
01:00:35,044 --> 01:00:38,626
- You trust President Kennedy?
- Of course.
784
01:00:38,839 --> 01:00:43,132
All right. Kennedy says we gotta be
prepared for a nucleoid war.
785
01:00:43,343 --> 01:00:48,384
- It's nuclear, Louis.
- Yeah. Nuclelar, nucular...
786
01:00:48,598 --> 01:00:51,219
...a bomb's a bomb.
787
01:01:12,495 --> 01:01:16,077
- (CLANKS AND LOCKS)
- (SHE GASPS)
788
01:01:43,898 --> 01:01:48,359
This is an official fallout shelter bed.
789
01:01:48,569 --> 01:01:52,816
Hey, you gotta be prepared, 'cause
some day, when you least expect it...
790
01:01:53,032 --> 01:01:56,116
Ka-blam! Nucleoid war!
791
01:01:56,326 --> 01:01:58,366
(SIREN)
792
01:01:58,578 --> 01:02:00,737
- What's that?
- It's started.
793
01:02:00,955 --> 01:02:03,197
America is calling
794
01:02:03,416 --> 01:02:07,496
Let's care enough
to give our very best
795
01:02:07,712 --> 01:02:09,170
What's happening?
796
01:02:09,380 --> 01:02:11,586
The Russians are attacking. Get down.
797
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:15,551
For if we give our very best
798
01:02:15,761 --> 01:02:19,758
I know that
we will more than pass the test
799
01:02:19,973 --> 01:02:22,642
- Get off me!
- Think about it.
800
01:02:22,850 --> 01:02:26,682
What if we died here tonight
without ever doing it?
801
01:02:26,896 --> 01:02:30,229
"Lt"? Oh, my God! Let me out of here!
802
01:02:30,441 --> 01:02:32,564
Are you crazy? They're dropping bombs.
803
01:02:32,776 --> 01:02:39,490
Yeah, let's do it for our country
The red, white and the blue
804
01:02:39,699 --> 01:02:45,286
It's Uncle Sam who's asking
So your mother will approve
805
01:02:45,496 --> 01:02:50,288
Tomorrow I'll be fighting
And I'll win this war for you
806
01:02:51,001 --> 01:02:57,371
Let's do it for our country
Our country wants us to
807
01:02:58,383 --> 01:03:01,300
- Oh, Louis!
- Bullets are exploding
808
01:03:01,511 --> 01:03:04,714
They'll soon be at the door
809
01:03:04,931 --> 01:03:09,177
Give something to America
you never gave before
810
01:03:09,393 --> 01:03:13,260
Yeah, let's do it for our country
811
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:16,315
The red, white and the blue
812
01:03:16,524 --> 01:03:20,107
Are you sure my mother would approve?
813
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:23,155
Your mother don't even have to know.
814
01:03:23,364 --> 01:03:26,069
And you think we're old enough to go?
815
01:03:29,411 --> 01:03:34,322
- All the way.
- But, Louis, you might get hurt.
816
01:03:35,208 --> 01:03:37,960
- Oh, God.
- Think about it.
817
01:03:38,169 --> 01:03:41,289
It would be like doing it
for the Statue of Liberty.
818
01:03:41,506 --> 01:03:44,672
- Or the Grand Canyon.
- The New York Yankees.
819
01:03:44,884 --> 01:03:47,754
For... Disneyland!
820
01:03:47,970 --> 01:03:51,837
Let's do it for our country
821
01:03:52,057 --> 01:03:54,844
The red, white and the blue
822
01:03:55,060 --> 01:04:00,683
It's not a lot to ask of us
Our parents will approve
823
01:04:00,898 --> 01:04:06,402
You'll be a mighty soldier
Before this night is through
824
01:04:06,612 --> 01:04:12,365
Let's do it for our country
We owe it to our country
825
01:04:12,576 --> 01:04:20,784
Let's do it for our country
Our country wants us to
826
01:04:22,251 --> 01:04:23,829
- I'm ready.
- Me, too.
827
01:04:24,045 --> 01:04:26,500
- Hurry, let's sign up.
- No, don't!
828
01:04:29,258 --> 01:04:33,172
Oops! Guess you didn't get any,
huh, Babooch?
829
01:04:33,386 --> 01:04:37,135
Louis Dimucci! Oh, God!
830
01:04:38,683 --> 01:04:41,849
Oh, how could you do this?
831
01:04:46,190 --> 01:04:49,808
- That'll be about $1.60.
- Will you get my windshield?
832
01:04:50,027 --> 01:04:52,944
Yeah. Hold on. Just a second.
833
01:04:53,905 --> 01:04:55,944
- Hi.
- Hi.
834
01:04:58,159 --> 01:05:00,650
Can I pay so I can get out of here?
835
01:05:00,870 --> 01:05:04,867
Yeah, look, hold on just one minute,
OK?
836
01:05:06,166 --> 01:05:09,001
- Sorry.
- It's all right.
837
01:05:11,254 --> 01:05:13,496
OK, that's two, three, four, five.
838
01:05:13,715 --> 01:05:17,214
- (MAN) Where are the maps?
- What kind?
839
01:05:17,427 --> 01:05:19,633
- (LAD Y) Street maps.
- Yeah?
840
01:05:28,770 --> 01:05:32,815
Hey, miss. What do I owe you?
841
01:05:33,024 --> 01:05:35,895
Eh... 50 cents.
842
01:05:43,617 --> 01:05:46,404
- How about that ride?
- My windshield!
843
01:05:49,122 --> 01:05:53,618
- You forgot our green stamps.
- We're in a hurry. The maps?
844
01:05:55,253 --> 01:05:59,416
Are you going to get
this windshield or not? Come on.
845
01:06:02,843 --> 01:06:07,588
- Honk it where the sun don't shine!
- Where are you going?
846
01:06:58,018 --> 01:07:01,968
Oh, I can't stop shivering.
847
01:07:02,189 --> 01:07:04,477
Then hold on.
848
01:07:04,691 --> 01:07:07,608
That's what's making me shiver.
849
01:07:18,829 --> 01:07:22,529
- Great ride.
- We're home.
850
01:07:29,047 --> 01:07:31,798
Shoot.
851
01:08:06,873 --> 01:08:11,535
- I can't stop shivering now.
- Why?
852
01:08:11,752 --> 01:08:14,243
Because...
853
01:08:18,467 --> 01:08:23,212
- There's something I should tell you.
- What?
854
01:08:25,307 --> 01:08:29,802
- (RUMBLE OF ENGINES)
- Oh, no. We've got company.
855
01:08:32,146 --> 01:08:35,764
- Check this out!
- I can handle these guys.
856
01:08:35,983 --> 01:08:39,149
- He popped Balmudo.
- Look who he's poppin' now.
857
01:08:39,361 --> 01:08:42,397
When am I gonna see you again?
858
01:08:42,614 --> 01:08:44,405
Friday night. The Talent Show.
859
01:08:44,616 --> 01:08:47,107
Let's go!
860
01:08:49,078 --> 01:08:50,703
Out front, you hear?
861
01:08:52,331 --> 01:08:55,332
Talent Show?
862
01:08:57,503 --> 01:09:00,207
(S TEPHANIE) How'd he know?
863
01:09:02,966 --> 01:09:07,758
Hi. What are you guys doin'?
864
01:09:13,350 --> 01:09:16,470
What's the story
with the creep on the bike?
865
01:09:16,687 --> 01:09:18,644
- What?
- The creep?
866
01:09:18,855 --> 01:09:22,307
- Yeah, the creep, the story.
- (RHONDA) Shut up, Goose.
867
01:09:22,525 --> 01:09:25,526
- (PAULETTE) Leave her alone.
- Shut up.
868
01:09:25,737 --> 01:09:27,776
- Let's have it.
- What?
869
01:09:27,989 --> 01:09:29,780
- The story.
- I think...
870
01:09:29,991 --> 01:09:31,817
We don't care, Sharon!
871
01:09:32,034 --> 01:09:35,450
No chick of mine messes
with no other creep except this...
872
01:09:35,662 --> 01:09:38,533
...except me.
- No chick of yours?
873
01:09:38,749 --> 01:09:41,833
- Someone's jealous.
- You never get jealous over me!
874
01:09:42,043 --> 01:09:45,661
- I ain't jealous.
- Stay out of my life, then.
875
01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:51,420
I'm out! I catch you with that punk again,
I'll rearrange his face.
876
01:09:51,635 --> 01:09:54,091
He's a dead man. D-E-D!
877
01:09:54,304 --> 01:09:57,804
You better decide
who belongs to who around here.
878
01:09:58,016 --> 01:10:01,599
- You're making a scene.
- Because I'm getting mixed up.
879
01:10:01,811 --> 01:10:03,887
You're embarrassing me.
880
01:10:04,105 --> 01:10:05,433
Aah!
881
01:10:05,857 --> 01:10:09,190
I think you owe Paulette an apology.
882
01:10:09,402 --> 01:10:12,605
- Jerk!
- Where are you goin'?
883
01:10:12,821 --> 01:10:14,529
Forget about it.
884
01:10:14,740 --> 01:10:16,566
- Weirdos.
- Who needs broads?
885
01:10:16,783 --> 01:10:21,409
Me. I get to second base with Sharon
and get called out when I try third.
886
01:10:21,621 --> 01:10:24,456
He bombed out in the bomb shelter.
887
01:10:24,666 --> 01:10:29,411
Yeah. I think we could all use
a little guaranteed... (WHISTLES)
888
01:10:29,628 --> 01:10:31,751
...all-the-way action.
889
01:10:31,964 --> 01:10:34,003
- And I know just the place.
- Yeah?
890
01:10:35,509 --> 01:10:38,509
Well, come on and tell us, Johnny
891
01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:40,796
What's the secret of success?
892
01:10:41,014 --> 01:10:44,881
You gotta take a tip
from the King of Hip
893
01:10:45,101 --> 01:10:49,561
'Cause you know that he's the best
894
01:10:52,232 --> 01:10:54,225
We're goin' prowlin'
895
01:10:55,485 --> 01:10:57,893
We're goin' prowlin'
896
01:10:58,989 --> 01:11:02,606
Tonight
897
01:11:08,664 --> 01:11:11,581
You say you're hungry for a lover
898
01:11:11,792 --> 01:11:15,326
Gotta find a chick
who'll give you more
899
01:11:15,545 --> 01:11:18,036
Well, there's a spot
that I've discovered
900
01:11:18,256 --> 01:11:21,423
Where a guy's guaranteed to score
901
01:11:22,176 --> 01:11:25,426
I'm gonna show you cats some action
902
01:11:25,638 --> 01:11:28,508
Like you've never seen before
903
01:11:28,724 --> 01:11:32,591
We're gonna get some satisfaction
904
01:11:32,811 --> 01:11:35,598
Down at the grocery store
905
01:11:35,814 --> 01:11:38,731
We're goin' prowlin'
906
01:11:38,942 --> 01:11:41,859
We're goin' prowlin'
907
01:11:43,696 --> 01:11:48,025
Walk, talk like a T-Bird tonight
908
01:11:48,993 --> 01:11:52,196
There's a female butcher
909
01:11:52,412 --> 01:11:55,579
At the luncheon meat display
910
01:11:55,790 --> 01:11:58,661
Got the best tongue in town
911
01:11:58,877 --> 01:12:01,877
She delivers both night and day
912
01:12:02,088 --> 01:12:05,291
You'll see the apple of your eye
913
01:12:05,508 --> 01:12:08,758
Stacking peaches in a five-foot pile
914
01:12:08,969 --> 01:12:12,053
Just waitin' for some guy to come
915
01:12:12,264 --> 01:12:16,213
And take her rollin' down the aisle
916
01:12:16,434 --> 01:12:19,186
I like a debutante that comes across
917
01:12:19,395 --> 01:12:21,518
Now, that's what I call class
918
01:12:21,731 --> 01:12:26,227
I like a tall girl with long legs
that come right up to her...
919
01:12:26,443 --> 01:12:30,904
You know what I like?
I like a girl who's really smart
920
01:12:31,114 --> 01:12:34,150
Provided that she's really stacked
921
01:12:34,367 --> 01:12:38,744
Yeah? Well, I love 'em all
And they love me
922
01:12:38,955 --> 01:12:42,406
'Cause I'm the leader
of this here pack
923
01:12:42,625 --> 01:12:45,661
We're gonna find ourselves
some cuties
924
01:12:45,878 --> 01:12:48,879
Who are sad and all alone
925
01:12:49,089 --> 01:12:52,173
We're gonna show
them little beauties
926
01:12:52,384 --> 01:12:55,587
That we're T-Birds to the bone
927
01:12:55,804 --> 01:12:58,804
We're goin' prowlin'
928
01:12:59,015 --> 01:13:02,348
We're goin' prowlin'
929
01:13:03,644 --> 01:13:08,187
Walk, talk like a T-Bird tonight
930
01:13:10,359 --> 01:13:13,028
How about some sales tax?
931
01:13:13,236 --> 01:13:16,153
(SCREAMS THEN GIGGLES)
932
01:13:20,284 --> 01:13:23,653
Very nice.
We could win those albumens yet.
933
01:13:23,871 --> 01:13:29,245
- We can win those albumens.
- We gotta get rid of the competition.
934
01:13:29,876 --> 01:13:36,874
There is some very good work here
and some very sloppy work.
935
01:13:38,551 --> 01:13:42,798
Miss Zinone, I would like to see you
about your Shakespeare essay.
936
01:13:43,389 --> 01:13:45,677
(BELL)
937
01:13:47,100 --> 01:13:52,142
(TANNO Y) Attention, please. A fewreminders of graduation activities.
938
01:13:52,355 --> 01:13:56,602
The final dress rehearsal for theTalent Show is Thursday afternoon.
939
01:13:56,818 --> 01:14:03,270
All students on the decorationcommittee for the Lani Kai Lani Luau
940
01:14:03,490 --> 01:14:08,781
report to Coach Calhounafter school today.
941
01:14:08,995 --> 01:14:14,120
- I guess she didn't like your paper.
- I gotta write the whole thing again.
942
01:14:14,334 --> 01:14:18,082
- Do you want some help?
- I don't know.
943
01:14:20,006 --> 01:14:24,050
Think it over. It's not a difficult decision.
944
01:14:27,929 --> 01:14:32,009
- (PAULETTE) Steph, you comin'?
- Yeah. I'll think about it.
945
01:14:46,029 --> 01:14:50,905
I don't usually do this bad in English.
I got other stuff on my mind these days.
946
01:14:51,117 --> 01:14:53,869
- Can I help?
- No, it's not school.
947
01:14:54,078 --> 01:14:57,779
- Let's get this over with.
- All right.
948
01:14:57,999 --> 01:15:00,833
Where do you want to start?
949
01:15:02,419 --> 01:15:04,791
- It's this guy.
- What guy?
950
01:15:05,005 --> 01:15:09,216
- Forget it.
- I'm trying. You're not making it easy.
951
01:15:09,426 --> 01:15:13,174
I had this idea of Mr Right.
A stupid idea, right?
952
01:15:13,388 --> 01:15:17,302
- Right.
- Out of nowhere he shows up.
953
01:15:17,516 --> 01:15:20,517
- Like some dream or something.
- Who?
954
01:15:20,728 --> 01:15:23,645
- Mr Right.
- Oh, right.
955
01:15:23,856 --> 01:15:28,232
I've seen him twice and both times
he's wearing these goggles.
956
01:15:28,443 --> 01:15:31,278
- I don't even know who he is.
- Mr Right?
957
01:15:31,487 --> 01:15:33,694
Isn't that kind of weird?
958
01:15:33,906 --> 01:15:38,615
Not weird weird but, like, exciting weird.
959
01:15:39,703 --> 01:15:42,324
So, what's the problem?
960
01:15:42,539 --> 01:15:46,074
Maybe he's just not
everything I imagined.
961
01:15:46,293 --> 01:15:48,962
What if he's just some ordinary guy?
962
01:15:49,170 --> 01:15:52,041
What if he is, eh?
963
01:15:57,678 --> 01:16:00,963
What if we get back
to the Shakespeare essay?
964
01:16:01,181 --> 01:16:04,846
- Stephanie.
- I figured out Hamlet's problem.
965
01:16:05,060 --> 01:16:08,429
No ketchup.
966
01:16:08,646 --> 01:16:12,015
- He got along OK without it.
- They never put ketchup on.
967
01:16:12,233 --> 01:16:17,475
How can you eat a hamburger
with no ketchup? Shoot that over here.
968
01:16:18,447 --> 01:16:21,020
Where were we?
969
01:16:21,241 --> 01:16:24,195
You figured out the problem
with their hamburgers.
970
01:16:24,411 --> 01:16:27,744
You know what his big problem is?
971
01:16:27,956 --> 01:16:30,826
No laughs.
The guy's gotta lighten up, right?
972
01:16:31,042 --> 01:16:34,909
- Bite?
- No, thanks.
973
01:16:35,129 --> 01:16:39,921
- Who are we talking about now?
- Hamlet.
974
01:16:42,052 --> 01:16:44,969
Oh, right.
975
01:16:47,140 --> 01:16:51,552
"Hamlet went nuts when he caught
his mother doing it with his uncle."
976
01:16:51,769 --> 01:16:55,054
- Not so great?
- You have the right idea.
977
01:16:55,272 --> 01:16:57,146
But you could've said,
978
01:16:57,358 --> 01:17:03,277
Hamlet was tormented by his mother's
incestuous relationship with his uncle.
979
01:17:03,488 --> 01:17:08,992
"Incestuous relationship"! Mason's
gonna flip when she reads this.
980
01:17:09,202 --> 01:17:13,579
"Incestuous." You're a really
smart guy, you know that?
981
01:17:13,789 --> 01:17:15,829
You must think I'm a dummy.
982
01:17:18,001 --> 01:17:23,340
- Actually, I think you're kind of terrific.
- Get outta here.
983
01:17:23,548 --> 01:17:27,166
You're the terrific one.
You know all this deep junk.
984
01:17:27,385 --> 01:17:30,054
I don't understand it any better than you.
985
01:17:30,263 --> 01:17:34,758
I just know a few big words
that impress English teachers.
986
01:17:34,975 --> 01:17:39,684
You impressed me.
And I give credit to who I want, OK?
987
01:17:41,273 --> 01:17:45,650
- To whom.
- To who, to whom, to you, that's whom.
988
01:17:45,860 --> 01:17:50,901
- So learn how to take a compliment.
- All right.
989
01:17:53,159 --> 01:17:57,487
- A hamburger for my friend. Loaded.
- With ketchup.
990
01:17:57,704 --> 01:18:00,112
Double ketchup.
991
01:18:01,249 --> 01:18:05,662
There are some very cool,
very scoreable broads at this joint.
992
01:18:05,878 --> 01:18:08,832
Cool. Scoreable. What-not.
993
01:18:09,048 --> 01:18:11,539
- Very nice.
- Very nice.
994
01:18:11,759 --> 01:18:14,297
Lots of Rydell girls
would go out with you.
995
01:18:14,511 --> 01:18:18,758
- What about you?
- Me? Are you kidding? That's all I need.
996
01:18:18,974 --> 01:18:24,312
- No, I wasn't.
- God, look, I didn't mean anything...
997
01:18:24,521 --> 01:18:29,680
- We're just different types, that's all.
- Different types?
998
01:18:29,900 --> 01:18:34,776
- What do you mean?
- Look, there's a Pink Lady code, OK?
999
01:18:34,988 --> 01:18:38,025
Well, to quote Dolores,
"The code stinks."
1000
01:18:46,207 --> 01:18:49,042
- Hi.
- What's this? Nerds' night out?
1001
01:18:49,251 --> 01:18:54,707
- What are you, a cop?
- Sure picked up a lot of new friends.
1002
01:18:54,923 --> 01:18:58,921
I guess the T-Birds
ain't the class act no more.
1003
01:18:59,135 --> 01:19:02,338
Goose. Wait for me inside.
1004
01:19:02,555 --> 01:19:04,761
- I don't want to eat alone.
- Go on!
1005
01:19:04,974 --> 01:19:07,013
What do you want?
1006
01:19:09,770 --> 01:19:14,313
Yeah, well,
I just wanted to let you know that...
1007
01:19:14,525 --> 01:19:18,273
...l'm officially declaring us
as an item officially over.
1008
01:19:18,486 --> 01:19:22,235
- You're declaring?
- That's correct.
1009
01:19:22,448 --> 01:19:26,777
OK, fine. You've declared it.
It's over. Can I go now?
1010
01:19:30,206 --> 01:19:33,539
Just like that, huh?
1011
01:19:36,169 --> 01:19:38,790
I got one more thing to say to you.
1012
01:19:39,005 --> 01:19:41,461
That jacket you're wearing
is T-Bird property.
1013
01:19:41,674 --> 01:19:47,214
You want to leave the party?
Leave the jacket. I got a rep to protect.
1014
01:19:47,430 --> 01:19:51,759
So don't damage the rep,
we don't damage new friends, dig?
1015
01:20:02,944 --> 01:20:07,237
What happened? Did she take
the nerd's brains over your brawns?
1016
01:20:07,448 --> 01:20:11,991
- I dumped her, not versa-vice, got it?
- Sure, Johnny.
1017
01:20:14,037 --> 01:20:16,658
Don't worry about it.
1018
01:20:24,630 --> 01:20:28,081
(ALL TALK AT ONCE)
1019
01:20:38,726 --> 01:20:41,396
- All right, cherry pie!
- Davey!
1020
01:20:48,444 --> 01:20:53,022
I'm all dressed up
1021
01:20:53,240 --> 01:20:57,023
In my finest attitude
1022
01:20:57,243 --> 01:21:03,910
Pretending I don't care
1023
01:21:04,125 --> 01:21:07,825
Guess I really messed up
1024
01:21:08,045 --> 01:21:11,046
By trying to be two
1025
01:21:11,256 --> 01:21:17,590
When only one heart can be there
1026
01:21:17,804 --> 01:21:25,051
Why can't I be just what I am
1027
01:21:25,269 --> 01:21:32,267
And speak my lovewithout any shame?
1028
01:21:32,484 --> 01:21:38,272
Why can't she see what I am
1029
01:21:40,741 --> 01:21:43,695
Is a costumed fool
1030
01:21:43,911 --> 01:21:46,484
Trapped in a tragic game?
1031
01:21:48,207 --> 01:21:55,253
Charades and pretty lies
1032
01:21:55,463 --> 01:22:02,426
They hide what's deep inside me
1033
01:22:02,636 --> 01:22:09,006
Charades conceal me
1034
01:22:09,226 --> 01:22:13,852
But can't you feel
1035
01:22:14,064 --> 01:22:17,479
The real me
1036
01:22:17,692 --> 01:22:21,559
The real me
1037
01:22:22,947 --> 01:22:28,901
Behind my charades?
1038
01:22:34,916 --> 01:22:39,542
Oh, please don't mind me
1039
01:22:39,754 --> 01:22:42,920
Performing at my hardest
1040
01:22:43,132 --> 01:22:49,715
As I paint upon the air
1041
01:22:49,930 --> 01:22:53,345
You won't find me
1042
01:22:53,558 --> 01:22:57,638
'Cause it's a portrait of the artist
1043
01:22:57,854 --> 01:23:05,101
As the man who isn't there
1044
01:23:05,319 --> 01:23:12,317
Charades and pretty lies
1045
01:23:12,534 --> 01:23:19,496
They hide what's deep inside me
1046
01:23:19,707 --> 01:23:26,124
Charades conceal me
1047
01:23:26,338 --> 01:23:32,625
But can't you feel the real me?
1048
01:23:34,721 --> 01:23:37,092
The real me
1049
01:23:40,142 --> 01:23:43,641
Behind my charades?
1050
01:23:43,854 --> 01:23:47,305
Can't you feel the real me
1051
01:23:47,524 --> 01:23:51,391
Behind my charades?
1052
01:23:51,611 --> 01:23:54,980
Have I lost the real me
1053
01:23:55,198 --> 01:24:02,244
Behind my charades?
1054
01:24:13,423 --> 01:24:15,878
(CHATTERING)
1055
01:24:20,679 --> 01:24:23,549
(LIZ) Girls, girls, I'm so nervous.
How do I look?
1056
01:24:23,765 --> 01:24:28,391
Perfect. Just remember,
have lots of fun tonight.
1057
01:24:28,603 --> 01:24:32,102
- And good luck!
- He's meeting her out front.
1058
01:24:32,315 --> 01:24:36,976
How can she get so hot and bothered
over someone she doesn't know?
1059
01:24:37,194 --> 01:24:38,688
Sharon!
1060
01:24:38,904 --> 01:24:40,647
- What?
- She's got a crush.
1061
01:24:41,240 --> 01:24:43,612
(MOTORC YCLE)
1062
01:24:54,877 --> 01:24:56,704
I'll be back.
1063
01:25:03,385 --> 01:25:07,003
- It's that guy.
- This time we get him.
1064
01:25:07,222 --> 01:25:09,013
Johnny, no!
1065
01:25:12,226 --> 01:25:14,302
Johnny!
1066
01:25:18,190 --> 01:25:20,859
Rhonda, go. They're going to kill him.
1067
01:25:21,068 --> 01:25:25,147
- Who's killing who?
- Open the door. Move over.
1068
01:25:25,363 --> 01:25:29,063
- Where are we going?
- I don't know, just go!
1069
01:25:29,283 --> 01:25:31,572
(GIRLS SQUEAL)
1070
01:25:37,124 --> 01:25:41,168
Oh, God! We're gonna die and
I'm wearing my mother's underwear!
1071
01:25:41,378 --> 01:25:45,790
- Where are we going?
- Just follow 'em!
1072
01:26:17,703 --> 01:26:20,538
I figured the guy to slow up.
1073
01:26:20,747 --> 01:26:22,989
Right?
1074
01:26:25,293 --> 01:26:31,461
Yeah, it ain't our fault
the guy don't slow up, huh, Johnny?
1075
01:26:31,674 --> 01:26:36,003
It's gotta be at least 100 feet
to the other side.
1076
01:26:36,220 --> 01:26:39,339
- Johnny?
- Yeah, yeah, what can I say?
1077
01:26:39,556 --> 01:26:43,636
If he didn't make it,
he ain't gonna look too pretty.
1078
01:26:51,567 --> 01:26:54,354
Where is he?
1079
01:26:55,988 --> 01:27:00,365
- He ain't down there.
- Where'd he go? Biker heaven?
1080
01:27:01,451 --> 01:27:07,323
- (STEPHANIE) I know he's dead.
- He made the jump. I could do that.
1081
01:27:07,540 --> 01:27:11,074
- Yeah, you could jump that, Johnny.
- Let's go.
1082
01:27:11,293 --> 01:27:15,243
- And I'll never see him again.
- Come on!
1083
01:27:20,343 --> 01:27:22,383
- What have I done?
- Nothing.
1084
01:27:22,595 --> 01:27:25,003
- He'll be OK.
- Nobody rides like him.
1085
01:27:25,223 --> 01:27:28,757
- There's nothing down there.
- You can't stay here.
1086
01:27:28,976 --> 01:27:30,518
We'll be late.
1087
01:27:30,728 --> 01:27:34,725
He jumped over a cop car.
That was a big jump.
1088
01:27:34,940 --> 01:27:38,724
(RHONDA) He'll show up, I know it.
I just know it.
1089
01:27:40,945 --> 01:27:43,436
(WHISTLES AND CHEERS)
1090
01:27:47,952 --> 01:27:50,906
If your sweetheart
1091
01:27:51,121 --> 01:27:56,957
- Sends a letter of goodbye
- (GIRLS SCREAM)
1092
01:27:58,503 --> 01:28:03,248
- (BO Y) If I stand...
- (STAGEHAND) Don't worry, looks fine.
1093
01:28:03,758 --> 01:28:06,712
- Hi, Johnny.
- Hi... Hold it!
1094
01:28:12,891 --> 01:28:15,560
What are you, crazy?
1095
01:28:15,769 --> 01:28:20,015
I told you before,
you are not going out there like that.
1096
01:28:20,231 --> 01:28:23,565
I know, I gotta put
a little something on my face.
1097
01:28:24,443 --> 01:28:27,361
You gotta put something on your body.
1098
01:28:27,571 --> 01:28:30,525
I gotta dress like this. I'm summer.
1099
01:28:30,741 --> 01:28:36,364
Get yourself a pair of galoshes,
a snowsuit, a scarf and be winter.
1100
01:28:36,580 --> 01:28:39,913
And that is Johnny Nogerelli's final word.
1101
01:28:40,124 --> 01:28:46,245
Well, you want to hear my final word,
Mr Push-Everyone-Around Nogerelli?
1102
01:28:46,464 --> 01:28:49,667
Maybe you can bully
some chicks in this school,
1103
01:28:49,883 --> 01:28:53,667
but this chick
has been bullied for the last time.
1104
01:28:53,887 --> 01:28:56,757
I may not be the classiest chick,
1105
01:28:56,973 --> 01:29:02,845
but I'm the best you're gonna get,
so take it or leave it!
1106
01:29:03,062 --> 01:29:07,190
- So let your hair down
- (AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
1107
01:29:08,400 --> 01:29:13,026
And go on and cry
1108
01:29:13,238 --> 01:29:14,981
Let go of me!
1109
01:29:18,910 --> 01:29:21,661
Stop that!
1110
01:29:22,914 --> 01:29:26,163
Shut up! Quiet!
1111
01:29:26,375 --> 01:29:30,953
And now, Martin Miesner
and his red-hot accordion.
1112
01:29:31,171 --> 01:29:33,662
Let's go practise up in the can.
1113
01:29:33,882 --> 01:29:36,420
- Don't worry.
- The albumens are ours.
1114
01:29:36,634 --> 01:29:39,718
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
1115
01:29:42,223 --> 01:29:46,635
- Hey, he's taking our jackets.
- Hey, come on, guys.
1116
01:29:47,478 --> 01:29:48,888
Hey, Nogerelli!
1117
01:29:51,231 --> 01:29:53,389
Don't do it. OK, guys.
1118
01:29:54,609 --> 01:29:59,187
Turn it off! Hey, Nogerelli!
1119
01:30:13,752 --> 01:30:16,456
(AUDIENCE LAUGHTER)
1120
01:30:16,671 --> 01:30:20,122
Thank you, Martin Miesner.
1121
01:30:20,341 --> 01:30:26,842
And now, I have the great pleasure
to introduce the T-Bones.
1122
01:30:29,683 --> 01:30:33,680
(MUSIC INTRO, GIRLS SCREAM)
1123
01:30:36,439 --> 01:30:41,433
We're goin' prowlin', prowlin'
1124
01:30:41,652 --> 01:30:45,151
Tonight
1125
01:30:45,364 --> 01:30:47,487
Tonight
1126
01:30:51,745 --> 01:30:55,279
(RAPTUROUS APPLAUSE)
1127
01:30:59,710 --> 01:31:02,283
- The T-Bones.
- Birds! Birds.
1128
01:31:04,089 --> 01:31:11,586
And now, the Calendar Girls
in "A Girl For All Seasons".
1129
01:31:11,805 --> 01:31:14,011
(APPLAUSE)
1130
01:31:38,454 --> 01:31:43,875
I'll be yours in springtime
When the flowers are in bloom
1131
01:31:44,084 --> 01:31:49,754
We'll wander through the meadows
In all their sweet perfume
1132
01:31:49,965 --> 01:31:56,631
And every night I'll hold you tight
Beneath that April moon
1133
01:31:56,846 --> 01:31:59,384
Ah-ha-ha...
1134
01:31:59,598 --> 01:32:05,719
I'll be your girl for all seasons
All the year through
1135
01:32:05,937 --> 01:32:11,358
Your girl for all seasons
'cause I'd love
1136
01:32:11,568 --> 01:32:17,024
Yes, I'd love to be everything to you
1137
01:32:17,239 --> 01:32:20,655
Just you
1138
01:32:20,868 --> 01:32:26,158
I'll be yours in summer
When we're playing in the sand
1139
01:32:26,373 --> 01:32:31,829
We'll spend the day together
Making love and getting tanned
1140
01:32:32,045 --> 01:32:38,925
And on the beach at sunset
When we're walking hand in hand
1141
01:32:39,635 --> 01:32:41,758
Ah-ha-ha...
1142
01:32:41,970 --> 01:32:45,339
I'll be your girl for all seasons
1143
01:32:45,557 --> 01:32:47,715
All the year through
1144
01:32:47,934 --> 01:32:51,054
Your girl for all seasons
1145
01:32:51,271 --> 01:32:53,940
'Cause I'd love
1146
01:32:54,148 --> 01:32:59,225
I'd love to be everything to you
1147
01:32:59,445 --> 01:33:01,603
Just you
1148
01:33:02,531 --> 01:33:08,070
If you fall in the fall you'll see
1149
01:33:08,286 --> 01:33:14,075
September can be heavenly
1150
01:33:14,292 --> 01:33:20,080
If you fall, say you'll fall for me
1151
01:33:20,297 --> 01:33:26,251
When autumn leaves
are falling from the tree
1152
01:33:26,469 --> 01:33:31,808
I'll be yours in winter
When the snow is on the ground
1153
01:33:32,016 --> 01:33:37,686
I'll warm you through December
And I'll always be around
1154
01:33:38,480 --> 01:33:42,264
(SHARON) What's wrong withStephanie? She forgot the words.
1155
01:33:42,484 --> 01:33:44,726
Somebody help her with the words.
1156
01:33:46,529 --> 01:33:49,898
(GOOSE) It's that guy.(JOHNN Y) This time we get him.
1157
01:33:50,116 --> 01:33:52,986
(S TEPHANIE) Johnny! Where is he?
1158
01:33:53,202 --> 01:33:56,986
(DIMUCCl) He ain't down there.(JOHNN Y) Where'd he go?
1159
01:33:57,206 --> 01:33:59,245
(S TEPHANIE) I know he's dead.
1160
01:33:59,458 --> 01:34:00,952
Louis, pull the curtain.
1161
01:34:05,964 --> 01:34:08,122
I'll be back.
1162
01:34:10,676 --> 01:34:13,381
What's the matter?
1163
01:34:14,221 --> 01:34:19,381
- No more secret rendezvous
- Stephanie, what's wrong?
1164
01:34:19,601 --> 01:34:27,181
I'm gonna miss
all the things we'll never do
1165
01:34:27,400 --> 01:34:32,690
I just can't believe
1166
01:34:32,905 --> 01:34:37,448
You left me here alone
1167
01:34:37,659 --> 01:34:41,491
How in this world
1168
01:34:41,705 --> 01:34:46,699
Can I make it on my own?
1169
01:34:55,843 --> 01:34:59,922
(MICHAEL)Remember, I love you
1170
01:35:00,138 --> 01:35:04,800
I won't be far away
1171
01:35:05,018 --> 01:35:08,967
Baby, close your eyes
1172
01:35:09,188 --> 01:35:12,771
And think of yesterday
1173
01:35:12,983 --> 01:35:18,322
And we'll be there together
1174
01:35:18,530 --> 01:35:25,197
(TOGETHER) Love will
turn back the hands of time
1175
01:35:25,411 --> 01:35:27,487
Turn back
1176
01:35:27,705 --> 01:35:29,532
Turn back
1177
01:35:29,749 --> 01:35:33,200
The hands of time
1178
01:35:33,419 --> 01:35:38,625
(STEPHANIE) Baby, don't you know?
1179
01:35:38,840 --> 01:35:43,169
It's hard to let you go
1180
01:35:43,386 --> 01:35:47,336
Save all your dreams
1181
01:35:47,557 --> 01:35:52,183
And keep me in your heart
1182
01:35:52,394 --> 01:35:56,688
It hurts to say goodbye
1183
01:35:56,898 --> 01:36:01,525
No matter how I try
1184
01:36:01,736 --> 01:36:05,484
Love will survive
1185
01:36:05,698 --> 01:36:10,656
Even though we have to part
1186
01:36:11,495 --> 01:36:14,531
Stephanie, please don't cry.
1187
01:36:14,748 --> 01:36:20,418
Oh, it all seems so unfair.
Just when I found you, I lost you.
1188
01:36:20,628 --> 01:36:22,455
That doesn't matter now.
1189
01:36:22,672 --> 01:36:25,293
The only thing that matters
is that I love you.
1190
01:36:25,508 --> 01:36:28,592
And you're the only one
who can keep our love alive.
1191
01:36:28,803 --> 01:36:30,760
So, Stephanie, don't forget me.
1192
01:36:30,971 --> 01:36:33,343
I promise.
1193
01:36:33,557 --> 01:36:35,181
Remember
1194
01:36:35,392 --> 01:36:37,634
I love you
1195
01:36:37,852 --> 01:36:42,479
You won't be far away
1196
01:36:42,690 --> 01:36:46,770
I just close my eyes
1197
01:36:46,986 --> 01:36:50,437
And bring back yesterday
1198
01:36:50,656 --> 01:36:55,994
And we'll be there together
1199
01:36:56,203 --> 01:37:02,951
Love will turn back the hands of time
1200
01:37:03,167 --> 01:37:05,243
Turn back
1201
01:37:05,461 --> 01:37:09,161
Turn back the hands of time
1202
01:37:09,381 --> 01:37:12,086
We'll turn back
1203
01:37:12,301 --> 01:37:14,340
Turn back
1204
01:37:14,553 --> 01:37:18,384
Turn back the hands of time
1205
01:37:18,598 --> 01:37:22,809
We'll turn back
1206
01:37:38,366 --> 01:37:41,533
(CHEERING)
1207
01:37:42,495 --> 01:37:45,661
And now,
the winners of the Talent Contest,
1208
01:37:45,873 --> 01:37:52,789
and the King and Queen
of the Lani Kai Lani Luau, Mr Nogerelli
1209
01:37:53,004 --> 01:37:55,080
and Miss Zinone.
1210
01:37:57,133 --> 01:38:01,083
Please, Miss Zinone,
remember you're a queen.
1211
01:38:01,304 --> 01:38:04,637
- Smile, Stephanie.
- You won the whole talent show.
1212
01:38:04,849 --> 01:38:07,683
- The girls' division.
- That's not so bad.
1213
01:38:07,893 --> 01:38:13,563
Everyone bow and we'll see you all
at the Luau tomorrow.
1214
01:38:16,484 --> 01:38:20,778
I can't believe we won half the records.
All the Tichokski and Choppin.
1215
01:38:20,988 --> 01:38:24,523
What are you talkin'?
No Roy Orbisons?
1216
01:38:25,576 --> 01:38:30,403
(APPLAUSE
AND CHEERING CONTINUE)
1217
01:38:36,544 --> 01:38:39,249
A well-a bop a bop a hula
Rock-a-hula rock-a-hula
1218
01:38:39,464 --> 01:38:41,705
Luau, luau, luau, luau
1219
01:38:41,924 --> 01:38:44,296
A wham-a bama lama
Shanga langa langa langa
1220
01:38:44,510 --> 01:38:46,798
Luau, luau, luau, luau
1221
01:38:47,012 --> 01:38:49,254
Rah rah Rydell
Well-a well-a well-a well-a
1222
01:38:49,473 --> 01:38:53,007
Rock-a-hula luau wow
1223
01:38:53,226 --> 01:38:58,053
Come-a come-a come-a
To the rock-a-hula luau
1224
01:38:58,272 --> 01:39:00,229
Everybody's here
And we're waitin' for you now
1225
01:39:02,818 --> 01:39:05,487
We're gonna stick together
And we won't let go
1226
01:39:05,696 --> 01:39:07,735
We're lettin' everybody know
1227
01:39:07,948 --> 01:39:09,775
It's a luau
1228
01:39:09,991 --> 01:39:13,194
A rock-a-hula luau
1229
01:39:18,332 --> 01:39:22,544
You know, it's girls like that
who give summer fun a bad name.
1230
01:39:28,300 --> 01:39:30,506
Come-a come-a come-a come-a
We're gettin' it on now
1231
01:39:33,012 --> 01:39:35,717
Summer, summer, summer
Is a-comin' along now
1232
01:39:38,059 --> 01:39:40,763
I wish it was forever
'Cause it feels so right
1233
01:39:40,978 --> 01:39:44,845
Don't you worry, honey
We'll be rockin' all night at the luau
1234
01:39:45,065 --> 01:39:47,473
A rock-a-hula luau
1235
01:39:48,193 --> 01:39:52,771
Summer is coming
We're all here together
1236
01:39:52,989 --> 01:39:57,983
If only this feeling
Could go on forever
1237
01:39:58,202 --> 01:40:03,029
Summer is coming
We'll always remember
1238
01:40:03,248 --> 01:40:08,076
Summer is coming right now
1239
01:40:12,674 --> 01:40:14,880
Rock-a-hula luau
1240
01:40:15,093 --> 01:40:18,046
Rock-a-hula luau
1241
01:40:18,262 --> 01:40:22,509
It's a rock, rock-a-hula luau
1242
01:40:22,725 --> 01:40:28,015
Rock-a-hula luau
Rock-a-hula luau
1243
01:40:30,690 --> 01:40:34,308
Hula, hula, hula, hula...
1244
01:40:35,820 --> 01:40:39,319
(TANNO Y) As the sun setson the Lani Kai Lani Luau,
1245
01:40:39,532 --> 01:40:41,239
a reminder to our seniors:
1246
01:40:41,450 --> 01:40:44,819
In the words of our very ownPresident Kennedy,
1247
01:40:45,037 --> 01:40:47,871
"Think not what your countrycan do for you,
1248
01:40:48,081 --> 01:40:51,165
"but what you can do for your country."
1249
01:40:51,376 --> 01:40:54,127
Now, will the King and Queen
of the Luau
1250
01:40:54,337 --> 01:40:58,251
take their appointed positions
on the Pool of Enchantment.
1251
01:40:58,466 --> 01:41:01,300
(CHEERING)
1252
01:41:17,775 --> 01:41:22,152
(CROWD CHANT: HULA! HULA!)
1253
01:41:29,160 --> 01:41:31,366
Come on, we're havin' a good time!
1254
01:41:31,579 --> 01:41:34,912
- Stop it! What are you doing?
- I'm burnin' myself.
1255
01:41:35,124 --> 01:41:39,750
You'll burn us up! Can't you put it out?
You'll knock us over.
1256
01:41:39,962 --> 01:41:43,580
- I'm tryin' to be cool here.
- Get me out of here.
1257
01:41:43,799 --> 01:41:50,761
Your doctor's right, Mr Spears.
School is better for you than hospital.
1258
01:41:50,972 --> 01:41:55,799
But I am encouraged at the way
you've been looking lately.
1259
01:41:56,018 --> 01:42:01,688
You look so... Mr Spears!
Oh, good heavens!
1260
01:42:05,402 --> 01:42:08,106
- Ya-hoo!
- (SCREAMS)
1261
01:42:09,447 --> 01:42:11,439
Sit down, Stephanie. Quit foolin'!
1262
01:42:23,752 --> 01:42:27,452
- Will you help me row!
- Stop yelling!
1263
01:42:27,672 --> 01:42:29,961
Get out of the way!
1264
01:42:34,011 --> 01:42:35,885
You punk!
1265
01:42:36,096 --> 01:42:38,587
Haul ass, shrimp!
1266
01:42:38,807 --> 01:42:42,887
- Get off of me!
- Will you help me row!
1267
01:42:44,020 --> 01:42:45,395
Get out of here!
1268
01:42:46,689 --> 01:42:49,524
Stuck in a pool with a chick!
Birds, get 'em!
1269
01:42:49,734 --> 01:42:54,194
- I got one! I got one!
- Sorry!
1270
01:42:55,739 --> 01:42:57,862
Get off! I didn't mean it.
1271
01:43:06,249 --> 01:43:09,452
- Balmudo!
- That's the guy who decked me.
1272
01:43:09,669 --> 01:43:12,622
- It's him.
- It's him!
1273
01:43:17,634 --> 01:43:20,421
(ENGINE REVS)
1274
01:43:43,575 --> 01:43:46,112
He's alive!
1275
01:43:46,953 --> 01:43:49,194
Ah-ah-ah!
1276
01:43:57,921 --> 01:44:03,461
- What's wrong with you, man?!
- You've ruined our luau!
1277
01:44:08,681 --> 01:44:12,630
Michael! It's Michael!
1278
01:44:19,149 --> 01:44:20,477
Michael.
1279
01:44:28,574 --> 01:44:30,982
- You?
- You made that jump?
1280
01:44:31,202 --> 01:44:33,823
Shakespeare?
1281
01:44:36,873 --> 01:44:38,581
I thought you were dead.
1282
01:44:42,086 --> 01:44:44,624
- You?
- Move! I'll rearrange his...
1283
01:44:44,839 --> 01:44:47,128
- Hey!
- What?
1284
01:44:47,341 --> 01:44:50,046
Nothing.
1285
01:44:53,722 --> 01:44:58,467
- No.
- Yeah. Yeah, Johnny.
1286
01:44:58,685 --> 01:45:05,398
Yeah, well, you got one more jump,
Mr Cool Rider, Shakespeare, Carrington.
1287
01:45:05,608 --> 01:45:10,316
- Haven't we had enough of this?
- She's got a point.
1288
01:45:10,529 --> 01:45:15,819
- Lou's got a point.
- Shut up! I've got a point, too.
1289
01:45:18,495 --> 01:45:22,113
- Jacket.
- One T-Bird jacket.
1290
01:45:26,877 --> 01:45:31,918
- Jacket.
- Jacket.
1291
01:45:37,595 --> 01:45:41,260
For starters, let's see how it looks.
1292
01:45:41,474 --> 01:45:44,925
(MURMURS FROM CROWD)
1293
01:45:47,563 --> 01:45:49,602
Very nice.
1294
01:45:51,358 --> 01:45:53,397
OK.
1295
01:45:55,612 --> 01:45:58,019
- All right.
- All right.
1296
01:46:00,700 --> 01:46:03,369
Listen, I gotta talk to you.
1297
01:46:03,578 --> 01:46:08,453
We can't see each other any more.
I've got another man on my hands.
1298
01:46:08,666 --> 01:46:10,907
Oh, right.
1299
01:46:12,169 --> 01:46:14,838
(INAUDIBLE)
1300
01:46:16,881 --> 01:46:19,633
That's the breaks.
1301
01:46:22,303 --> 01:46:26,135
(JOHNNY) What's everybody lookin' at?
Disperse!
1302
01:46:48,077 --> 01:46:50,828
(WHISPERS) Stephanie.
1303
01:46:56,709 --> 01:46:59,793
I never thought you'd kiss me
if you knew who I was.
1304
01:47:00,004 --> 01:47:05,508
Are you crazy?
I got two for the price of one.
1305
01:47:05,718 --> 01:47:10,213
- Are you certain?
- I've never been certainer.
1306
01:47:10,430 --> 01:47:14,891
- More certain.
- The certainest.
1307
01:47:15,101 --> 01:47:19,893
The certainest. Yeah, I like that.
1308
01:47:20,106 --> 01:47:23,023
I'd love to kiss you again.
1309
01:47:37,080 --> 01:47:40,448
You were the one
The one in my dreams
1310
01:47:40,666 --> 01:47:44,284
But I never knew it
1311
01:47:44,503 --> 01:47:47,706
I wanted to tell you time and again
1312
01:47:47,923 --> 01:47:51,588
But I couldn't do it
1313
01:47:51,801 --> 01:47:55,135
All that you are is all that I need
1314
01:47:55,346 --> 01:47:58,715
No more pretending
1315
01:47:58,933 --> 01:48:02,384
Now I can be me
You can be you
1316
01:48:02,603 --> 01:48:06,303
And we're never ending
1317
01:48:06,523 --> 01:48:12,027
We'll be together
1318
01:48:13,780 --> 01:48:19,734
Always together
1319
01:48:20,536 --> 01:48:25,992
Like birds of a feather
1320
01:48:26,208 --> 01:48:29,991
Forever and ever
1321
01:48:30,211 --> 01:48:35,585
We'll be together
1322
01:48:39,178 --> 01:48:42,677
I like what you got
I guess it's OK
1323
01:48:42,890 --> 01:48:46,389
If you want to show it
1324
01:48:46,601 --> 01:48:50,053
I am what I am and I'm all for you
1325
01:48:50,271 --> 01:48:53,557
Just want you to know it
1326
01:48:53,775 --> 01:48:55,814
Will I ever score?
1327
01:48:56,027 --> 01:49:01,103
There's nothin' wrong
with just likin' each other
1328
01:49:01,323 --> 01:49:07,028
We all had our doubts
But it's workin' out with one another
1329
01:49:08,330 --> 01:49:14,202
We'll be together
1330
01:49:16,128 --> 01:49:21,668
Always together
1331
01:49:23,051 --> 01:49:28,390
Like birds of a feather
1332
01:49:28,598 --> 01:49:36,308
Forever and ever
We'll be together
1333
01:49:37,982 --> 01:49:45,111
We'll be together
1334
01:49:45,322 --> 01:49:51,157
Always together
1335
01:49:52,412 --> 01:49:57,785
Like birds of a feather
1336
01:49:58,000 --> 01:50:01,867
Forever and ever.....
1337
01:50:18,060 --> 01:50:23,434
Like birds of a feather
1338
01:50:23,648 --> 01:50:28,061
Forever and ever
1339
01:50:29,737 --> 01:50:36,700
We'll be together
1340
01:50:36,911 --> 01:50:44,122
Always together
1341
01:50:44,334 --> 01:50:50,288
We'll be together
1342
01:50:51,591 --> 01:50:55,802
Always together
1343
01:50:58,722 --> 01:51:05,175
I gotta go back, backBack to school again
1344
01:51:05,729 --> 01:51:08,433
You won't find me'til the clock strikes three
1345
01:51:08,648 --> 01:51:11,933
I'm gonna be there 'til then
1346
01:51:12,151 --> 01:51:18,070
I gotta go back, back,Back to school again
1347
01:51:18,907 --> 01:51:21,991
Whoa, whoa, I gotta go
1348
01:51:22,202 --> 01:51:26,330
Back to school... again
1349
01:51:38,926 --> 01:51:42,128
Geometry and Historyit's just a pain
1350
01:51:42,345 --> 01:51:45,679
Biology and Chemistrydestroys my brain
1351
01:51:45,890 --> 01:51:49,010
But don't they know that I deservea better fate?
1352
01:51:49,227 --> 01:51:51,978
I'm really much too youngto matriculate
1353
01:51:52,188 --> 01:51:55,188
Mama, please
1354
01:51:55,399 --> 01:51:58,933
Your child's come downwith a fatal disease
1355
01:51:59,152 --> 01:52:02,023
Mama said,
1356
01:52:02,238 --> 01:52:05,405
"Come on, you lazy bumand get your butt outta bed
1357
01:52:05,617 --> 01:52:11,619
"You gotta go back, back,Back to school again
1358
01:52:12,289 --> 01:52:15,325
"It's bye-bye, funGet your homework done
1359
01:52:15,542 --> 01:52:18,709
"It better be in by ten"
1360
01:52:18,920 --> 01:52:24,923
I gotta go back, back,Back to school again
1361
01:52:25,885 --> 01:52:33,346
Whoa, whoa, I gotta goBack to school again
1362
01:53:02,335 --> 01:53:05,620
I got my books togetherand I dragged my feet
1363
01:53:05,838 --> 01:53:09,088
And then I saw this angelboppin' down the street
1364
01:53:09,300 --> 01:53:12,253
I said, "Hey, pretty baby,how's about a date?"
1365
01:53:12,469 --> 01:53:15,470
She said, "I'm going to schooland I can't be late"
1366
01:53:15,681 --> 01:53:18,847
Well, I could see
1367
01:53:19,059 --> 01:53:22,262
The look in her eyeswas sayin', "Follow me"
1368
01:53:22,478 --> 01:53:25,432
I was caught
1369
01:53:25,648 --> 01:53:28,814
I thought of playin' hookyBut on second thought
1370
01:53:29,026 --> 01:53:35,479
I gotta go back, back,Back to school again
1371
01:53:35,699 --> 01:53:38,700
You won't find me'til the clock strikes three
1372
01:53:38,910 --> 01:53:42,243
I'm gonna be there 'til then
1373
01:53:42,455 --> 01:53:49,122
I gotta go back, back,Back to school again
1374
01:53:49,336 --> 01:53:55,623
Whoa, whoa, I gotta goBack to school...
1375
01:54:02,181 --> 01:54:04,553
... Again!
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