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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:12,112 [MUSIC - BRAD HAYES, "SAY THOSE THINGS"] 2 00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:28,728 (SINGING) What you told me not to do long ago. 3 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:32,399 If you love me, better tell me so. 4 00:00:32,432 --> 00:00:36,536 Say those things on your mind. 5 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:43,676 What's you're saying is in between. 6 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:47,547 I'd wish you tell me just what you mean. 7 00:00:47,580 --> 00:00:51,451 You got to say those things on your mind. 8 00:00:56,289 --> 00:00:57,590 It's not the truth. 9 00:00:57,624 --> 00:01:01,361 But it's not a lie when you can't say the things 10 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:04,164 that you feel inside. 11 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:06,633 Feel like you're walking on a moving track. 12 00:01:06,666 --> 00:01:10,370 You take one step forward, and one step back. 13 00:01:15,341 --> 00:01:19,612 What you see is not what you get. 14 00:01:19,646 --> 00:01:21,848 What's underneath this thing, come out yet. 15 00:01:21,881 --> 00:01:27,253 You got to say those things on your mind. 16 00:01:30,323 --> 00:01:32,292 Go on and say those things. 17 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:38,364 JANE DOE: So Jimmy, are you afraid of the dark? 18 00:01:41,868 --> 00:01:45,505 So I guess we-- we started then. 19 00:01:45,538 --> 00:01:47,774 JANE DOE: Uh-huh. 20 00:01:47,807 --> 00:01:49,776 Are you afraid of the dark? 21 00:01:49,809 --> 00:01:51,611 [laughs nervously] 22 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:54,814 And-- and that's your first question? 23 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:57,217 JANE DOE: Uh-huh. 24 00:01:57,250 --> 00:02:00,186 How about a first answer? 25 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:02,956 Well, yeah. 26 00:02:02,989 --> 00:02:05,959 I guess in this situation I-- 27 00:02:05,992 --> 00:02:09,229 I am a little uncomfortable. 28 00:02:09,262 --> 00:02:11,531 JANE DOE: Why? 29 00:02:11,564 --> 00:02:15,301 Because I can't see you. 30 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:16,970 JANE DOE: Well, I can't see you either. 31 00:02:17,003 --> 00:02:18,304 Yeah. 32 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:19,739 But you probably saw me coming in. 33 00:02:19,772 --> 00:02:21,374 JANE DOE: Mm. Yeah. 34 00:02:21,407 --> 00:02:22,509 You're right, I did. 35 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:25,345 So that puts me at a disadvantage. 36 00:02:25,378 --> 00:02:27,680 JANE DOE: A disadvantage. 37 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:29,215 And you don't like that. 38 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:29,849 Do you? 39 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:37,891 Well, in this situation I'm not too sure. 40 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:40,260 JANE DOE: What's the difference? 41 00:02:40,293 --> 00:02:41,461 You can't see me. 42 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:42,495 I can't see you. 43 00:02:42,529 --> 00:02:43,730 Yeah. 44 00:02:43,763 --> 00:02:47,367 But I have no idea what you look like. 45 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:50,770 JANE DOE: Why do you want to know what I look like, Jimmy? 46 00:02:50,803 --> 00:02:52,739 What do you mean? 47 00:02:52,772 --> 00:02:56,442 JANE DOE: I mean, does it matter what I look like? 48 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:00,513 What are you getting at? 49 00:03:00,547 --> 00:03:02,515 JANE DOE: Oh, nothing. 50 00:03:02,549 --> 00:03:04,584 Just tell me what difference it makes what I look like. 51 00:03:04,617 --> 00:03:08,721 Well, it doesn't make any difference. 52 00:03:08,755 --> 00:03:12,025 I just thought it would be nice to see a face with the voice. 53 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:12,892 That's all. 54 00:03:23,403 --> 00:03:24,771 Jesus. 55 00:03:24,804 --> 00:03:26,406 What the hell is this. 56 00:03:26,439 --> 00:03:29,442 JANE DOE: You wanted lights, well, you got lights. 57 00:03:29,475 --> 00:03:30,510 Is this a joke? 58 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:31,911 JANE DOE: Afraid not. 59 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,547 This is the way it's going to be for the duration. 60 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:35,848 Is this really necessary? 61 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:38,418 JANE DOE: Oh, it's all part of the process. 62 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:40,286 Oh, well, it's very good. 63 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:41,588 A good, dramatic effect. 64 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:42,589 The Nazi thing. 65 00:03:42,622 --> 00:03:43,623 I like it. 66 00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:44,857 JANE DOE: You'll get used to it. 67 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:46,392 Right. 68 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:47,660 JANE DOE: You got to do something for me, Jimmy. 69 00:03:47,694 --> 00:03:48,795 [sighs] 70 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:50,496 What's that? 71 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:51,798 JANE DOE: You have to answer the questions right away. 72 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:52,732 I don't want you to think. 73 00:03:52,765 --> 00:03:53,766 Well, I have to. 74 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,535 My parents made me promise. 75 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,437 JANE DOE: If you think, you'll defend yourself. 76 00:03:57,470 --> 00:03:59,305 And if you defend yourself, you'll lie. 77 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:00,873 That's just the way you are. 78 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:03,009 You don't know anything about me! 79 00:04:03,042 --> 00:04:04,777 JANE DOE: I meant men. 80 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:07,614 Oh. 81 00:04:07,647 --> 00:04:09,782 What's your name? 82 00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:11,985 JANE DOE: That's not important. 83 00:04:12,018 --> 00:04:13,786 You're not going to tell me? JANE DOE: Mm. 84 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:15,021 No. - Ever? 85 00:04:15,054 --> 00:04:16,456 JANE DOE: No. 86 00:04:16,489 --> 00:04:17,724 Why? 87 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,792 JANE DOE: Well, we never give our names. 88 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:22,395 Things work better that way. 89 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:23,429 Why? 90 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:24,063 JANE DOE: Don't worry about it. 91 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:28,534 Well, there's another one. 92 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:30,370 JANE DOE: What? 93 00:04:30,403 --> 00:04:31,771 Disadvantage. 94 00:04:31,804 --> 00:04:32,739 No face. 95 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:33,906 No name. 96 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,909 This is like a blind date from hell. 97 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:41,581 JANE DOE: The last thing this is, Jimmy, is a date. 98 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:43,449 Don't forget it. 99 00:04:43,483 --> 00:04:44,884 I promise. 100 00:04:44,917 --> 00:04:48,454 JANE DOE: We're here to find out about you, not me. 101 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:51,090 When I ask you a question, you answer as quickly as possible. 102 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:51,991 Don't think. 103 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:53,092 Don't defend. 104 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,661 Just answer. 105 00:04:54,694 --> 00:04:57,397 If you want to ask a question about me, don't. 106 00:04:57,430 --> 00:04:58,698 Don't even think about me. 107 00:04:58,731 --> 00:05:01,401 It's none of your business. 108 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:02,802 Is that clear? 109 00:05:02,835 --> 00:05:04,103 Yes. 110 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,872 JANE DOE: We're not here to have fun, Jimmy. 111 00:05:05,905 --> 00:05:07,106 This is serious. 112 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,508 You agreed to take part no matter 113 00:05:08,541 --> 00:05:09,976 what questions are asked. 114 00:05:10,009 --> 00:05:12,045 You've committed to answering them honestly. 115 00:05:12,078 --> 00:05:15,682 Oh, and don't hold back just because I'm a woman. 116 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:18,818 Don't tell me what you think I want to hear. 117 00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:20,553 Just answer. 118 00:05:20,586 --> 00:05:22,655 I think I can handle that. 119 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:24,857 JANE DOE: Good. 120 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:29,395 So Jimmy, let's talk about women. 121 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:30,063 OK. 122 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:35,835 Let's talk about women. 123 00:05:35,868 --> 00:05:37,103 SEAN: No. No. 124 00:05:37,136 --> 00:05:38,404 No way. 125 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:39,472 You were in there for two hours? 126 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:40,139 Yeah. 127 00:05:43,142 --> 00:05:45,078 Well, how long were you guys in for? 128 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:46,713 I was in for about a half hour. 129 00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:48,514 Genius over there lasted about five minutes. 130 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:49,415 Yeah. 131 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:50,750 Five minutes too long. 132 00:05:50,783 --> 00:05:51,851 I'm sorry I even let you guys talk me into it. 133 00:05:51,884 --> 00:05:53,019 Gee, sorry. 134 00:05:53,052 --> 00:05:54,487 I thought you might learn something. 135 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:55,755 Are you serious? 136 00:05:55,788 --> 00:05:57,857 I wasn't in there a minute before this woman 137 00:05:57,890 --> 00:06:00,059 started bitching at me. 138 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:01,094 She called me a rapist. 139 00:06:01,127 --> 00:06:02,462 Yeah. 140 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:04,464 Mine called all men fascist rapists. 141 00:06:04,497 --> 00:06:05,565 Is that what yours said? - Yeah. 142 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:06,866 That's what she said. 143 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:09,435 Mine also said that all men are pigs, liars. 144 00:06:09,469 --> 00:06:11,504 All they want is sex, and that they'll 145 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:12,972 say or do anything to get it. - Yeah. 146 00:06:13,005 --> 00:06:14,073 Yeah. That's what I got. 147 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:15,641 What a crock of shit. - No. 148 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:16,609 It's the absolute truth. 149 00:06:16,642 --> 00:06:17,543 Oh, Christ. 150 00:06:17,577 --> 00:06:18,478 Here we go. 151 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:19,746 You are a lost cause. 152 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:20,613 So I'm not even going to argue with you. 153 00:06:20,646 --> 00:06:21,647 But Jimmy, come on. 154 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:22,548 You can't disagree with that. 155 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:23,483 Look, Tim, I don't-- 156 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:24,684 Oh, come on. 157 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:26,085 When are you guys going to wake up? 158 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:28,721 The entire industrial military complex is 159 00:06:28,755 --> 00:06:30,490 based on men's pursuit of sex. 160 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:32,558 The sooner we admit it, the sooner we can change it. 161 00:06:32,592 --> 00:06:33,993 You guys keep following your dicks around, 162 00:06:34,026 --> 00:06:34,994 we're never going to get anywhere. 163 00:06:35,027 --> 00:06:36,129 - I don't follow-- - Whoa. 164 00:06:36,162 --> 00:06:37,797 Whoa. Let me get this straight. 165 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:39,132 Are you saying that you never follow your dick around? 166 00:06:39,165 --> 00:06:40,199 Never. 167 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,501 Bullshit. 168 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:42,635 Unlike you, son, I have control. 169 00:06:42,668 --> 00:06:43,569 Oh-ho. 170 00:06:43,603 --> 00:06:44,470 Spare me. 171 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:45,238 Control. 172 00:06:45,271 --> 00:06:46,873 You sit down to piss? 173 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:48,241 Up yours. 174 00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:49,842 So you going back? 175 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:51,043 Nope. 176 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:52,612 After talking for about a half hour 177 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:53,913 she said she didn't think I should come back. 178 00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:55,581 Why not? 179 00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:56,682 She didn't think it would be insightful, because she 180 00:06:56,716 --> 00:06:58,117 said I'm so well-adjusted. 181 00:06:58,151 --> 00:06:59,252 Well-adjusted? You? 182 00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:00,219 Eat your heart out. 183 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,854 Are you going back, Sean? 184 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:04,190 Not in a million years! 185 00:07:04,223 --> 00:07:06,626 Well, I think I'm going to go back. 186 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:07,660 What? 187 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:09,195 - Right on, Jim. - Hey, Jim. 188 00:07:09,228 --> 00:07:10,129 Come on. 189 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:11,764 Him I understand. 190 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:12,665 But not you. 191 00:07:12,698 --> 00:07:13,966 No. 192 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,201 She said some shit I really don't agree with. 193 00:07:15,234 --> 00:07:16,869 Don't bother. 194 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:19,972 They're just a bunch of sexually repressed feminists. 195 00:07:20,006 --> 00:07:21,674 All they want to do is cut your nuts off. 196 00:07:21,707 --> 00:07:22,608 Maybe. 197 00:07:22,642 --> 00:07:27,580 But I'm going back. 198 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:30,016 Jim, yeah. You, maybe. 199 00:07:30,049 --> 00:07:31,250 But Sean? 200 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,886 I cannot believe Sean took part in any 201 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,122 experiment conducted by the women's studies department. 202 00:07:36,155 --> 00:07:37,657 Yeah. 203 00:07:37,690 --> 00:07:39,559 Well, we had to drag him kicking and screaming. 204 00:07:39,592 --> 00:07:40,293 [chuckles] 205 00:07:40,326 --> 00:07:41,761 Oh, big surprise. 206 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:42,695 Yeah. 207 00:07:42,728 --> 00:07:43,863 I don't know. 208 00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:46,666 The woman I had was tough as nails. 209 00:07:46,699 --> 00:07:47,934 I mean, I lasted two hours. 210 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,035 But man, she was brutal. - Why? 211 00:07:49,068 --> 00:07:50,837 What'd she say? 212 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:53,105 JIMMY (ON PHONE): Oh, you know, the whole men are pigs stick. 213 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,774 Yeah. 214 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:57,043 The same basic sermon I usually I get on first dates. 215 00:07:57,076 --> 00:07:58,611 Women say that to you on first dates? 216 00:07:58,644 --> 00:07:59,645 Yep. 217 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:01,047 MIMI (ON PHONE): Well, my god. 218 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:02,615 What do you do to make them attack you like that? 219 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:03,549 No. 220 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:05,117 It's not about me. 221 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:07,653 It's always about their last boyfriend, or a date they had. 222 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:08,921 You know, it's just a warning. 223 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:10,323 If you're a pig, they don't want to have 224 00:08:10,356 --> 00:08:11,858 anything to do with you. 225 00:08:11,891 --> 00:08:13,559 Well, what woman would ever think you're a pig. 226 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:15,995 Hey, I'm as much of a pig as the next guy. 227 00:08:16,028 --> 00:08:17,330 I've just learned to fake it. 228 00:08:17,363 --> 00:08:19,765 MIMI (ON PHONE): Don't even joke like that. 229 00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:20,733 What are you eating? 230 00:08:20,766 --> 00:08:21,868 JIMMY (ON PHONE): Cereal. 231 00:08:21,901 --> 00:08:23,135 For dinner? 232 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,704 JIMMY (ON PHONE): Hey, [inaudible].. 233 00:08:24,737 --> 00:08:25,605 Oh, god. 234 00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:26,572 You're so pathetic. 235 00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:27,306 JIMMY (ON PHONE): Thanks. 236 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,609 So how's the love life? 237 00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:30,843 MIMI (ON PHONE): Dismal. 238 00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:32,745 I haven't had sex in so long I can't 239 00:08:32,778 --> 00:08:34,614 remember what a man feels like. 240 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:39,118 Well, you know, if things are that bad, we could always-- 241 00:08:39,151 --> 00:08:42,255 MIMI (ON PHONE): You know, Jimmy, what I really want-- 242 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:43,623 What? 243 00:08:43,656 --> 00:08:44,657 Romance. 244 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:46,759 There's no romance in my life. 245 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:50,029 I have never really had a wild romance. 246 00:08:50,062 --> 00:08:51,664 I could be romantic. 247 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:53,633 A passionate love affair. 248 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:55,034 I could be passionate. 249 00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:57,136 MIMI (ON PHONE): You know, it's more than want. 250 00:08:57,169 --> 00:08:59,171 It's like, I've come to the point in my life 251 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:00,973 where I need romance. 252 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:03,876 I mean, how many relationships have I been through since we've 253 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:04,944 known each other? Like what? 254 00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:05,878 At least-- 255 00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:06,879 Five. 256 00:09:06,913 --> 00:09:08,214 MIMI (ON PHONE): Right. 257 00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:11,617 And not one of them was romantic or passionate. 258 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:15,922 There has got to be some guy out there who's romantic. 259 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:16,856 Oh, god. 260 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:19,091 It is so depressing. 261 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:24,230 Mimi, do you think all men are rapists? 262 00:09:24,263 --> 00:09:25,831 What? 263 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:26,832 JIMMY (ON PHONE): Do you think all men are rapists? 264 00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:27,800 Well, no. 265 00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:28,901 Where did that come from? 266 00:09:28,935 --> 00:09:30,836 Well, the woman interviewing me 267 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:33,172 today said that all men are rapists. 268 00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:34,073 Oh, god. 269 00:09:34,106 --> 00:09:35,875 Tell her to get a life. 270 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:39,712 She also said that all men are liars and that everything we do 271 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:40,646 is for sex. 272 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,248 Can you believe that? 273 00:09:42,281 --> 00:09:44,183 Well, I have to agree with her on that one. 274 00:09:44,216 --> 00:09:46,852 Oh, so you think I'm a liar and that everything I do 275 00:09:46,886 --> 00:09:48,721 is for sex. - Oh, no. 276 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:49,689 But you're different. 277 00:09:49,722 --> 00:09:50,423 JIMMY (ON PHONE): I am. 278 00:09:50,456 --> 00:09:52,325 How? 279 00:09:52,358 --> 00:09:53,893 Oh, I don't know. 280 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:55,962 You're just not like a lot of other guys. 281 00:09:55,995 --> 00:09:57,697 Not like other guys? 282 00:09:57,730 --> 00:09:58,731 MIMI (ON PHONE): Well, no. 283 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,399 I mean, you think about things. 284 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,402 I've never seen you intentionally hurt anyone. 285 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,171 You're a nice guy. 286 00:10:05,204 --> 00:10:09,942 But being a nice guy, I'm still a liar. 287 00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:11,944 And I'm still motivated by sex? 288 00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:12,845 Well. 289 00:10:12,878 --> 00:10:14,046 (GIGGLES) 290 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,682 And women aren't motivated by sex. 291 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:18,217 And, of course, they never lie. 292 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:20,286 Well, it is different for women. 293 00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:23,456 So if sex isn't your primary motivation, what is? 294 00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:25,992 Oh, it's-- 295 00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:27,326 [sighs] 296 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:47,747 Hi. 297 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:49,415 My name is James Rovinski. 298 00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:52,118 And I will be teaching this course for the winter semester. 299 00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:55,354 I'm too young to be called professor, 300 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:58,157 too rude to be called James. 301 00:10:58,190 --> 00:11:00,359 So if any of you have anything to ask me, 302 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,428 please just call me Jimmy. 303 00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:04,930 And just in case any of you are in the wrong class, 304 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:07,967 this is Psychology 101, every college's 305 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,235 number one blow off course. 306 00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:10,503 [laughter] 307 00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:11,737 OK. 308 00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:13,739 One, two, three, four, five-- 309 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:17,877 10, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20. OK. 310 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:18,878 Good. 311 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:21,414 Let's get started, shall we. 312 00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:22,348 20. 313 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:26,419 Seven guys and 13 women. 314 00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:30,356 13 young, nubile women. 315 00:11:30,389 --> 00:11:31,490 Give me strength, god. 316 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,963 [knocking] 317 00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:44,403 Can I take this off now? 318 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:45,271 JANE DOE: Hold on. 319 00:11:51,977 --> 00:11:52,812 OK. 320 00:11:59,518 --> 00:12:00,920 You know, Jane. 321 00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:02,054 When a woman hits-- 322 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,789 JANE DOE: You just called me, Jane. 323 00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:05,524 Yeah. 324 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,193 Jane Doe. 325 00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:10,396 That's what they call an unidentified woman at a morgue. 326 00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:11,363 JANE DOE: Don't call me that. 327 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,565 That's sick. 328 00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:14,100 Are you going to tell me your name? 329 00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:15,901 JANE DOE: No. 330 00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:21,974 As I was saying, Jane, when a woman hits 25, something snaps. 331 00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:24,810 I mean, when she's 24 everything is fine. 332 00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:27,313 Then she turns 25, and she looks in the mirror, 333 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:28,514 and she sees a hag. 334 00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:30,950 And suddenly she freaks out. 335 00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:34,019 And it's a mad race to get married before everything sags. 336 00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:36,889 I mean, how do you deal with that? 337 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,591 JANE DOE: What's the problem? 338 00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:40,192 You're a big boy. 339 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:41,293 You take it or you leave it. 340 00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:42,995 Yeah. 341 00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:44,563 But nobody needs that kind of pressure on a first date. 342 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,465 JANE DOE: Oh. What? 343 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:49,368 You're telling me women want to marry you after the first date? 344 00:12:49,401 --> 00:12:50,402 JIMMY: No. 345 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:53,038 I'm saying that they size me up. 346 00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:55,841 And if I happen to meet their particular marriage 347 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,510 requirements, the rest of the date's 348 00:12:57,543 --> 00:13:00,045 going to be fairly predictable. 349 00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:01,046 JANE DOE: Oh. 350 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,215 Please, Jimmy, enlighten me. 351 00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:04,917 OK, fine. 352 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,386 In my experience the average date 353 00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:10,156 goes through three stages, the past relationship 354 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:15,194 stage, the future relationship stage, and the underwear stage. 355 00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:16,562 JANE DOE: The underwear stage? 356 00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:18,030 Yeah. 357 00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:20,933 It's a little theory I've been working on. 358 00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:23,469 It starts with the past relationship stage. 359 00:13:23,502 --> 00:13:26,472 After you've gotten past all the mandatory small talk, 360 00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:28,641 you start to talk about your past relationships, 361 00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:30,042 good or bad. 362 00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:32,545 Now, this is the most dangerous stage. 363 00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:35,447 Because a serious fuckup here can 364 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:38,417 sink you regardless of your score in the other two stages. 365 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:40,252 JANE DOE: Your score? 366 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:41,187 Yes. 367 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:42,354 Your score. 368 00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:43,622 And don't you believe for a second 369 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,090 that she isn't keeping track. 370 00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:48,427 Basically, conversation here is just a cover 371 00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:50,062 to find out what you're like, you 372 00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:52,398 know, who you've slept with, how many you've slept 373 00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:53,666 with, et cetera, et cetera. 374 00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:55,668 So assuming that you've scored well here, 375 00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:57,570 you move on to the next stage. 376 00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:59,405 JANE DOE: The future relationship stage. 377 00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:01,173 JIMMY: Right. 378 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:05,578 You start talking about the kind of relationships you want, 379 00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:07,580 what your hopes are for the future. 380 00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:09,281 Pretty straightforward stuff. 381 00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:10,583 But uh, uh, uh, uh. 382 00:14:10,616 --> 00:14:12,284 Don't you believe it. 383 00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:15,688 It is all a cover to find out one all important thing. 384 00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:20,025 Is the victim ready to commit? 385 00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:22,228 JANE DOE: You're so full of shit, Rovinski. 386 00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:24,396 You obviously don't date. 387 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,965 JANE DOE: None of your damn business. 388 00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:26,432 Ha. Ha. 389 00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:28,234 Right. 390 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,135 You see, the funny thing is, is that even if you make it pretty 391 00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:33,038 clear that you're not ready to commit, 392 00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:35,374 if you've done well in the first two stages, 393 00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:38,077 you'll usually make it to the third stage. 394 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:39,445 JANE DOE: Oh, the underwear stage. 395 00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:40,613 Mhm. 396 00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,348 The underwear stage. 397 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:45,050 If you make it this far, oh-ho, you have passed the test. 398 00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:46,318 You fit the bill. 399 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:49,088 And it is time to get down to business. 400 00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:51,557 It's time to start baiting you. 401 00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:52,691 JANE DOE: Baiting you? 402 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,727 JIMMY: Mercilessly. 403 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:58,230 She'll start to talk about her underwear. 404 00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,265 JANE DOE: I'm not hearing this. 405 00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:00,199 Mhm. 406 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,200 Lingerie. 407 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,569 Usually almost always black. 408 00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:05,638 JANE DOE: I am really not hearing this. 409 00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:09,108 Somehow she will manage to slip it in that she found 410 00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:11,677 the greatest little lingerie boutique last weekend, 411 00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:15,080 you know, even though people don't see it. 412 00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:18,417 It's really important to wear sexy underwear because it makes 413 00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:21,287 them feel so blah, blah, blah. 414 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:22,488 JANE DOE: Women don't do that. 415 00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:24,056 I swear to God. 416 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,058 And if it's not underwear, it's something else 417 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,693 usually not so subtle. JANE DOE: What? 418 00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:28,727 You've had women do that? 419 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:29,995 Oh, yeah. 420 00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:32,464 But here is the tough part. 421 00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:34,300 Suppose after the first two stages, 422 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:35,434 the guy isn't interested. 423 00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:37,002 JANE DOE: So? 424 00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:38,504 JIMMY: So she starts talking about her panties, 425 00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:40,539 and what do you think's going to happen? 426 00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:42,174 JANE DOE: What? 427 00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:44,343 JIMMY: The poor sap is going to have to reconsider, 428 00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:46,045 even though she might have totally blown it. 429 00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:47,746 JANE DOE: You know, that's why men are so pathetic. 430 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,214 I mean, all you ever think about is sex. 431 00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:51,116 JIMMY: Yeah. But don't you see. 432 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:52,685 The guy didn't even bring sex into it. 433 00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:54,486 She did. 434 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,221 JANE DOE: She was just talking about her god damn underwear. 435 00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:58,090 But she was baiting him with it. 436 00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,491 She is trying to take advantage of him. 437 00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:00,526 JANE DOE: What? 438 00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:02,194 You can't walk away from that? 439 00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:04,163 A woman mentions her underwear and you lose control? 440 00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:05,597 Well, a lot of guys won't walk away. 441 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,399 They'll sleep with her, if they can. 442 00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:10,269 And because they weren't really interested in the first place, 443 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:13,072 they'll avoid her calls, or leave town, 444 00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:14,473 or do any of the other stupid things 445 00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:16,442 that guys do to make women think they're assholes. 446 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:19,812 JANE DOE: But don't you see how sad you are? 447 00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:21,146 JIMMY: No. 448 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,382 Frankly, in that situation, I think 449 00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:24,650 both people are pretty sad. 450 00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:27,753 Because here is the point, my dear Jane. 451 00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:30,222 By the end of a date like that, not only do I 452 00:16:30,255 --> 00:16:31,623 feel like a total slab of meat. 453 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,826 But my intelligence has been insulted. 454 00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:35,394 I've lost all respect for the woman. 455 00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:37,496 And worst of all, I'm horny as hell. 456 00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:39,298 JANE DOE: Has it ever occurred to you 457 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,133 that maybe she's not the least bit 458 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,401 interested in a relationship. 459 00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:46,305 I mean, maybe she just wants to fuck you. 460 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,840 Have you thought of that? 461 00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:49,508 Yeah. 462 00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:52,845 But as a man, I'm a real macho, arrogant, son of a bitch 463 00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:55,180 if I think that she just wants to fuck me, right? 464 00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:56,181 JANE DOE: Mm. 465 00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:57,716 JIMMY: Right. 466 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,319 So let's just say with what I am allowed to be thinking, 467 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,720 I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt. 468 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:05,691 JANE DOE: Excuse me. 469 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:17,569 May I? 470 00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:20,572 Be my guest. 471 00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:22,207 Is something wrong? 472 00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:23,509 [lighter] 473 00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:27,780 [blows smoke] 474 00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:33,285 It's kind of scary. 475 00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:34,853 I've got one that's been thinking. 476 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,321 [laughs] 477 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:43,862 Actually, women never talk to me about their underwear. 478 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,531 How'd she react? 479 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:46,632 Well, she flipped. 480 00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:48,233 Big wonder. 481 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:50,636 I thought you quit smoking. 482 00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:52,504 I did. Yesterday. 483 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:54,606 Oh. 484 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,775 So what else did you talk about? 485 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,310 Women again. 486 00:17:58,343 --> 00:18:02,514 Or, you know, at least what I think about them. 487 00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:03,882 I told her about Mimi. 488 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:04,817 You did? 489 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:06,385 Yeah. 490 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,187 Boy, you're really baring your soul to this woman. 491 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,721 JIMMY: Yeah. 492 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,156 Well, I get the feeling she's pretty negative about men. 493 00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:12,191 So. What else is new? 494 00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:13,692 Right. 495 00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:14,359 So I wanted to make sure she knew I had female friends. 496 00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:15,260 Aha. 497 00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:16,395 Oh. 498 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:17,796 So you didn't tell her everything. 499 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,231 What do you mean? 500 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,499 You only told her Mimi's your friend. 501 00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:21,800 She is only my friend. 502 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,235 So you didn't tell her you're in love 503 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,903 with Mimi, your female friend. 504 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,638 I am not in love with Mimi. 505 00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:30,742 I simply feel a sometimes overwhelming potential 506 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:31,944 to be in love with Mimi. 507 00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:34,179 A sometimes overwhelming potential? 508 00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:35,581 My god. 509 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,416 You've even defined your way out of being in love. 510 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,284 It's no wonder you have problems with commitment. 511 00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:40,219 Commitment? 512 00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:40,919 Jesus. 513 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,287 What about you? 514 00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:43,689 I'm committed. 515 00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:45,324 I just haven't found anybody who'll commit to me. 516 00:18:45,357 --> 00:18:46,258 I'm committed. 517 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,559 Yeah. 518 00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:48,927 Well, I'm not having such hot luck myself. 519 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,195 Bullshit. 520 00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:51,396 You've had your chances. - Yeah. 521 00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:52,764 But I don't know what's wrong with me. 522 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:53,866 I mean, I go out on three dates with a woman. 523 00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:55,434 And then I bail. 524 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,768 And I don't even know why. 525 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,872 Because you're a simpering idiot. 526 00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:03,442 I'm starting to think maybe I'm homosexual. 527 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:04,643 - What? - No. 528 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:05,944 I'm serious. 529 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,346 I was walking down the street the other day 530 00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:08,981 right behind this long haired babe. 531 00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:10,582 Right? - Mhm. 532 00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:11,917 I mean, she was really good looking from behind. 533 00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:13,685 So, you know, I pick up the pace. 534 00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:14,820 And I get up to her. 535 00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:17,222 And I look in her face. 536 00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:17,923 It was a guy. 537 00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:19,925 [laughs] 538 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:23,495 And this qualifies you as having homosexual tendencies? 539 00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:25,564 JIMMY: Well, it got me worrying about it. 540 00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:26,665 Now I'm sure. 541 00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:28,367 You are an idiot. Homosexual. 542 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,601 JIMMY: What? 543 00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:30,802 How did you ever get a job teaching? 544 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,504 You never think about it? 545 00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:34,406 I, for one, am perfectly comfortable with my manhood. 546 00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:35,307 OK. 547 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,575 Well, forget about sex. 548 00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:38,544 I mean, you have never looked at some guy 549 00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:40,913 and found him attractive, even in some remote way? 550 00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:42,981 Wouldn't know an attractive guy if he ran me over. 551 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:43,916 JIMMY: Yeah. 552 00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:45,684 Right. 553 00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:46,985 Unless he just picked up the woman you were trying to meet. 554 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,520 TIM: Nope. 555 00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:50,589 I just put that down to poor taste on her part. 556 00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:51,623 Sorry, Jim. 557 00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:52,824 No confused thoughts up here. 558 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,359 SEAN: Drinky-poos anybody? 559 00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:55,627 On me. - Yeah. 560 00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:57,029 I'm in. 561 00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:58,664 Jimmy here is working his way out of the closet. 562 00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:01,500 And I'd rather not be alone with him while he does. 563 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:02,367 I'll just change my shirt. 564 00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:14,713 [phone ringing] 565 00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:20,452 [beep] 566 00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:21,453 Hello? 567 00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:22,955 PAULA (ON PHONE): Hi there. 568 00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,657 JIMMY (ON PHONE): Paula, do you know what time it is? 569 00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:26,592 Mhm. 570 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:27,626 Do you? 571 00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:28,560 JIMMY (ON PHONE): No, actually. 572 00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:29,761 What time is it? 573 00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:30,829 It's late. 574 00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:32,531 Past midnight. 575 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:33,565 JIMMY (ON PHONE): Well, you shouldn't call this late. 576 00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:34,866 People are sleeping. 577 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,702 It's Friday night. You guys are all single. 578 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:37,936 Why aren't you out somewhere? 579 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,072 Well, Sean and Tim are out somewhere. 580 00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:41,440 But I was sleeping. 581 00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:42,641 PAULA (ON PHONE): Well, you don't 582 00:20:42,674 --> 00:20:44,543 sound like you were sleeping. 583 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,478 Well, I was about to be sleeping. 584 00:20:46,511 --> 00:20:47,479 Good. 585 00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:48,880 Then I called just in time. 586 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,550 JIMMY (ON PHONE): You sound bored, Paula. 587 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,719 I'm never bored, James dear. 588 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,554 JIMMY (ON PHONE): What do you want, Paula? 589 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:56,455 My. 590 00:20:56,488 --> 00:20:57,456 You're in a bad mood. 591 00:20:57,489 --> 00:20:58,490 My mother was right. 592 00:20:58,523 --> 00:21:00,525 Never call a man after 11:00 PM. 593 00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:01,727 Let me guess. 594 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:02,828 He's out of town. 595 00:21:02,861 --> 00:21:03,762 No. 596 00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:05,397 He's not out of town. 597 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,666 Gregory doesn't feel threatened by my ex boyfriends. 598 00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:10,402 I can do whatever I want whenever I want. 599 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:11,803 Well, I'm so happy for you. 600 00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:12,938 What do you want, Paula? 601 00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:14,339 [sighs] 602 00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:15,941 Your 30th birthday is coming up. 603 00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:18,443 And I was wondering if I could take you out to dinner tomorrow 604 00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:19,911 night to celebrate. PAULA (ON PHONE): Oh. 605 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:20,912 Dinner? 606 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,481 Yes. 607 00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:23,882 I haven't seen you in at least a month. 608 00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:25,584 And since I always take you out on your birthday, 609 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:26,852 I thought it would be a good way to kill 610 00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:28,120 two birds with one stone. 611 00:21:28,153 --> 00:21:29,054 Well, thank you, Paula. 612 00:21:29,087 --> 00:21:30,555 That's really nice. 613 00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:32,891 But I can't tomorrow. 614 00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:33,792 Maybe next week. 615 00:21:33,825 --> 00:21:35,460 I can't next week. 616 00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:36,561 Tomorrow's good. 617 00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:37,829 Well, then the week after. 618 00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:38,864 I can't the week after. 619 00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:40,032 Tomorrow's good. 620 00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:41,500 Well, my birthday's not for weeks. 621 00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:43,702 I mean, we can do it some other time. 622 00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:46,104 Paula? 623 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:46,972 Paula? 624 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:54,613 Happy 30th birthday, even if it's not for another few weeks. 625 00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:55,480 Thank you, Paula. 626 00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:02,721 So seeing anyone new these days? 627 00:22:02,754 --> 00:22:04,856 Why do you want to know? 628 00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:06,491 I'm just curious. 629 00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:07,426 No. 630 00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:08,927 I'm not seeing anyone. 631 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,896 Hm. 632 00:22:10,929 --> 00:22:11,830 Have you been on any dates? 633 00:22:11,863 --> 00:22:13,098 Yes. 634 00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:14,166 I've been on a few dates. 635 00:22:14,199 --> 00:22:16,568 Well, tell me. 636 00:22:16,601 --> 00:22:17,969 I don't think so. 637 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:18,870 Jimmy. 638 00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:21,440 Paula. 639 00:22:21,473 --> 00:22:22,741 I just want to make sure you're happy. 640 00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:26,712 Paula, every time we go out, you 641 00:22:26,745 --> 00:22:28,447 always ask me who I'm dating. 642 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,049 That always leads to talking about when we were going out, 643 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,485 which always leads to you telling me what 644 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:36,154 was wrong with our relationship, which leads to you telling 645 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,723 me what is wrong with me. 646 00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:39,725 And that always leads to you telling me how 647 00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:40,992 happy you are now with Gregory. 648 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,829 So let's just talk about something else. 649 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:45,464 OK? 650 00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:46,465 That is not true. 651 00:22:46,498 --> 00:22:47,766 Paula, please. 652 00:22:47,799 --> 00:22:48,600 OK. 653 00:22:54,005 --> 00:22:56,875 Are you still seeing Mimi? 654 00:22:56,908 --> 00:22:58,009 Do you mean, are we still friends? 655 00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:58,777 Yes. Friends. 656 00:22:58,810 --> 00:22:59,845 Whatever. 657 00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:00,779 Yeah. 658 00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:02,581 I still see Mimi. 659 00:23:02,614 --> 00:23:03,749 Hm. 660 00:23:03,782 --> 00:23:06,485 How is she? 661 00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:10,455 Why do you loathe her so, Paul? 662 00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:13,625 I don't loathe her, Jimmy. 663 00:23:13,658 --> 00:23:20,999 I think she's a very nice person for the person she is. 664 00:23:21,032 --> 00:23:21,900 For the-- 665 00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:22,768 Sushi. 666 00:23:33,111 --> 00:23:37,182 For the person she is. 667 00:23:37,215 --> 00:23:38,550 What's that supposed to mean? 668 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,986 Nothing. 669 00:23:41,019 --> 00:23:42,154 Really. 670 00:23:42,187 --> 00:23:44,089 [scoffs] 671 00:23:44,122 --> 00:23:45,090 OK. 672 00:23:45,123 --> 00:23:51,930 I just think she's so plain. 673 00:23:51,963 --> 00:23:53,231 You know. 674 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,133 I just think you can do better. That's all. 675 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:56,067 Better than what? 676 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:58,236 She's just a friend. 677 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,105 She is just a friend. Really? 678 00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:01,039 Yes, Paula. 679 00:24:01,072 --> 00:24:02,574 Really. 680 00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:03,642 I can't believe you're still jealous of her. 681 00:24:03,675 --> 00:24:08,547 I am not jealous of her. 682 00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:11,516 And I never have been. 683 00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:12,784 I'm sorry. 684 00:24:12,818 --> 00:24:15,587 You're right. 685 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:22,894 Besides how could I be jealous of her. 686 00:24:22,928 --> 00:24:24,196 She could never have what we had. 687 00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:26,064 Paula. 688 00:24:26,097 --> 00:24:27,132 PAULA: Do you ever think about us? 689 00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:28,166 Paula, please. 690 00:24:35,106 --> 00:24:38,610 I mean it, Jimmy. 691 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:44,749 Sometimes when I'm alone I remember some of the nights 692 00:24:44,783 --> 00:24:46,084 and some of the things we did. 693 00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:49,187 Do you remember. 694 00:24:49,221 --> 00:24:50,155 Yes. 695 00:24:50,188 --> 00:24:51,623 [breathes] 696 00:24:54,626 --> 00:24:56,027 Do you ever think about those nights? 697 00:24:56,061 --> 00:24:57,996 I mean, when you're alone. 698 00:24:58,029 --> 00:24:58,930 Yeah. 699 00:24:58,964 --> 00:24:59,831 Sometimes. 700 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:04,202 Do you miss them? 701 00:25:07,372 --> 00:25:08,907 Yeah. Sometimes. 702 00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:10,175 [gasps] 703 00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:15,780 PAULA: So do I. We were hot, weren't we? 704 00:25:15,814 --> 00:25:16,615 Mhm. 705 00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:29,294 But then I always remember how unhappy you made me. 706 00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:30,228 [snaps] 707 00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:33,064 And it just goes away. 708 00:25:33,098 --> 00:25:33,899 Mhm. 709 00:25:37,802 --> 00:25:39,104 We're better off this way. 710 00:25:39,137 --> 00:25:41,172 You know, I'm so much happier with Gregory. 711 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:45,176 [laughs under his breath] 712 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,244 Someday you'll find somebody, Jimmy. 713 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,920 JANE DOE: And you still see this woman? 714 00:25:54,953 --> 00:25:58,089 Oh, at first I didn't want to. 715 00:25:58,123 --> 00:26:01,693 But she was pretty insistent about it. 716 00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:03,628 And, you know, I kind of always believe that people should 717 00:26:03,662 --> 00:26:04,896 be friends after they break up. 718 00:26:04,930 --> 00:26:05,897 JANE DOE: Oh. 719 00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:07,399 Do you really believe that? 720 00:26:07,432 --> 00:26:08,400 Yeah. 721 00:26:08,433 --> 00:26:10,268 Well, I've always tried to. 722 00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:12,003 JANE DOE: Mhm. 723 00:26:12,037 --> 00:26:15,674 But after a while, I began to wonder why she dumped me. 724 00:26:15,707 --> 00:26:18,109 You know, I mean, what did he have that I didn't have? 725 00:26:18,143 --> 00:26:23,081 So I'd go out with her to find out. 726 00:26:23,114 --> 00:26:24,849 JANE DOE: So did you eventually find out? 727 00:26:24,883 --> 00:26:26,151 Yeah. 728 00:26:26,184 --> 00:26:28,653 She finally told me one night straight out. 729 00:26:28,687 --> 00:26:31,022 We were eating Italian. 730 00:26:31,056 --> 00:26:35,060 And it reminded her of how much she hated my table manners. 731 00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:36,928 JANE DOE: Your table manners? 732 00:26:36,962 --> 00:26:38,330 Yeah. 733 00:26:38,363 --> 00:26:40,699 I cut my spaghetti. 734 00:26:40,732 --> 00:26:42,267 Well, she flipped out. 735 00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:44,803 She said that no Italian man would be caught 736 00:26:44,836 --> 00:26:46,671 dead cutting his spaghetti. 737 00:26:46,705 --> 00:26:49,774 Then she pointed out that no Italian man would be caught 738 00:26:49,808 --> 00:26:51,309 dead wearing my clothes either. 739 00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:55,146 She even hated the fact that I wasn't Italian, or French, 740 00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:57,315 or something different. 741 00:26:57,349 --> 00:27:02,087 And now she never stops telling me. 742 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,456 JANE DOE: Are you a masochist? 743 00:27:04,489 --> 00:27:05,357 Masochist? 744 00:27:05,390 --> 00:27:06,358 No. 745 00:27:06,391 --> 00:27:07,859 What do you mean, masochist? 746 00:27:07,892 --> 00:27:09,294 JANE DOE: Well, let me get this straight. 747 00:27:09,327 --> 00:27:11,796 You must love this woman if you're still seeing her. 748 00:27:11,830 --> 00:27:12,764 No. 749 00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:15,834 I am not in love with Paula. 750 00:27:15,867 --> 00:27:17,302 JANE DOE: Well, if you're not in love with her, 751 00:27:17,335 --> 00:27:19,037 it was a painful relationship. 752 00:27:19,070 --> 00:27:20,872 She dumped you you moved in with somebody else. 753 00:27:20,905 --> 00:27:22,974 And you're still seeing her? 754 00:27:23,008 --> 00:27:26,911 You're either a masochist or an idiot. 755 00:27:30,015 --> 00:27:31,383 SEAN: You're an idiot. 756 00:27:31,416 --> 00:27:32,751 JIMMY: I beg your pardon? - No. 757 00:27:32,784 --> 00:27:34,219 She's right. You're an idiot. 758 00:27:34,252 --> 00:27:37,188 And I've been telling you that for years. 759 00:27:37,222 --> 00:27:38,923 Just because I think it's right to stay 760 00:27:38,957 --> 00:27:42,193 friends with a woman after we've broken up, I'm an idiot. 761 00:27:42,227 --> 00:27:44,195 Jim, what's the point? 762 00:27:44,229 --> 00:27:45,230 I mean, look at it. 763 00:27:45,263 --> 00:27:46,931 You're not getting laid. 764 00:27:46,965 --> 00:27:48,933 And chances are, you never will. 765 00:27:48,967 --> 00:27:51,836 Worst of all, she's a bitch. 766 00:27:51,870 --> 00:27:54,239 Sean, every woman is a bitch to you. 767 00:27:54,272 --> 00:27:55,206 Yeah. 768 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,475 But I mean it with Paula. 769 00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,010 I don't get it. 770 00:27:59,044 --> 00:28:02,313 She's fucking somebody else and she dumps you. 771 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:05,216 A week later, she's shacked up with the guy. 772 00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:09,054 Now, nobody should have to take that kind of abuse. 773 00:28:09,087 --> 00:28:10,488 Why do you still see her? 774 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,390 Because, I mean, if we can't be friends with a woman 775 00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:13,858 just because we slept with them, I 776 00:28:13,892 --> 00:28:15,160 mean, where does that leave us? 777 00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:17,962 Oh, it leaves us to move on to the next one. 778 00:28:17,996 --> 00:28:19,497 That's where. 779 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:21,766 I don't want to be friends with women I've gone out with. 780 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:22,967 It just doesn't work. 781 00:28:23,001 --> 00:28:23,968 Maybe that's because you were never 782 00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:25,103 their friends to begin with. 783 00:28:25,136 --> 00:28:26,871 What? 784 00:28:26,905 --> 00:28:28,273 Face it. 785 00:28:28,306 --> 00:28:30,308 You just can't handle being friends with women. 786 00:28:30,341 --> 00:28:32,010 At least Jimmy's trying. 787 00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:33,945 You're not mature enough, and you don't respect them. 788 00:28:33,978 --> 00:28:35,146 All right. 789 00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:36,281 What about you? 790 00:28:36,314 --> 00:28:37,882 What? 791 00:28:37,916 --> 00:28:40,085 I have no trouble being friends with women. 792 00:28:40,118 --> 00:28:42,087 I respect and truly like the women I've gone out with. 793 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,021 They are my friends. 794 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:44,289 Exactly. 795 00:28:44,322 --> 00:28:46,558 All your friends except for us are women. 796 00:28:46,591 --> 00:28:49,027 So. 797 00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:51,563 So you're like their little pet. 798 00:28:51,596 --> 00:28:54,165 I mean, what do you get out of those relationships? 799 00:28:54,199 --> 00:28:56,501 Stimulating conversation? 800 00:28:56,534 --> 00:28:58,103 Certainly not sex. 801 00:28:58,136 --> 00:29:00,338 I mean, Jimmy over here may be a little mixed up. 802 00:29:00,371 --> 00:29:02,507 But at least he's getting foop once in a while. 803 00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:04,509 [sighs] 804 00:29:04,542 --> 00:29:06,911 It always comes down to sex with you. 805 00:29:06,945 --> 00:29:11,449 Does a friendship with a woman require a sexual favor? 806 00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:13,084 You are so full of shit. 807 00:29:13,118 --> 00:29:15,954 If they were willing you'd grab it in a second. 808 00:29:15,987 --> 00:29:17,288 Your ignorance is truly astounding. 809 00:29:17,322 --> 00:29:19,057 This is a lovely bearnaise sauce, Sean. 810 00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:20,358 Oh, thanks. 811 00:29:20,391 --> 00:29:21,359 All right. 812 00:29:21,392 --> 00:29:23,428 What about what's her name? 813 00:29:23,461 --> 00:29:26,998 Your latest best friend? 814 00:29:27,031 --> 00:29:28,366 Who? Shanti? 815 00:29:28,399 --> 00:29:29,501 Yeah. 816 00:29:29,534 --> 00:29:31,102 Shanti. 817 00:29:31,136 --> 00:29:32,537 Don't tell me you wouldn't foop her if she let you. 818 00:29:32,570 --> 00:29:34,172 Leave her out of this. 819 00:29:34,205 --> 00:29:36,441 Look, I'm not a walking hard on like you. 820 00:29:36,474 --> 00:29:38,910 And I don't happen to want to foop Shanti. 821 00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:41,079 Oh, what was that? 822 00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:43,548 Did I hear someone mention the word denial? 823 00:29:43,581 --> 00:29:45,116 - I'm not denying anything. - Yep. 824 00:29:45,150 --> 00:29:46,084 Yep. 825 00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:46,985 Capital D-E. Yep. Yep. 826 00:29:47,018 --> 00:29:47,919 Denial. 827 00:29:47,952 --> 00:29:49,921 TIM: You know, it's sad. 828 00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:51,556 You really have no idea what you're talking about. 829 00:29:51,589 --> 00:29:53,391 It is so sad listening to you go on like this. 830 00:29:53,424 --> 00:29:54,526 Yeah. 831 00:29:54,559 --> 00:29:56,928 Well, sad as it is, at least I've 832 00:29:56,961 --> 00:29:58,596 had sex in the last two years. 833 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,165 Which is more than I can say for you, Timbo. 834 00:30:00,198 --> 00:30:01,599 Yeah. 835 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,101 Well, at least I'm not going to die of some sexually 836 00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:04,169 transmitted disease. 837 00:30:04,202 --> 00:30:06,471 [gulp] - Excuse me. 838 00:30:09,073 --> 00:30:09,974 I'll be right back. 839 00:30:10,008 --> 00:30:10,875 [chuckles] 840 00:30:24,322 --> 00:30:25,190 [sigh] 841 00:30:30,295 --> 00:30:31,329 You know what those are. 842 00:30:31,362 --> 00:30:32,163 Don't you? 843 00:30:43,041 --> 00:30:45,310 [phone ringing] 844 00:30:47,579 --> 00:30:48,446 Hi there. 845 00:30:48,479 --> 00:30:50,181 It's late. I'm tired. 846 00:30:50,215 --> 00:30:52,116 And you've got a lot of nerve to be calling at this hour. 847 00:30:52,150 --> 00:30:53,384 So get to the point. 848 00:30:53,418 --> 00:30:54,953 MIMI (ON PHONE): Hey, hey, Jimmy, boy. 849 00:30:54,986 --> 00:30:55,687 What's up, babe? 850 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:56,621 Hey, hey. 851 00:30:56,654 --> 00:30:57,989 It's Mimi. 852 00:30:58,022 --> 00:31:00,592 Oh, just sitting here, writing away. 853 00:31:00,625 --> 00:31:02,660 And how goes the great epic novel? 854 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:04,963 JIMMY (ON PHONE): Well, you know, a word here. 855 00:31:04,996 --> 00:31:06,264 A sentence there. 856 00:31:06,297 --> 00:31:07,932 Oh, it sounds like a method, Jim. 857 00:31:07,966 --> 00:31:09,267 JIMMY (ON PHONE): Yep. I tell you. 858 00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:11,302 Once I get some of those paragraphs going, woo. 859 00:31:11,336 --> 00:31:14,072 [chuckles] 860 00:31:14,105 --> 00:31:15,106 Is that water I hear? 861 00:31:15,139 --> 00:31:16,074 Uh-huh. 862 00:31:16,107 --> 00:31:17,041 Listen. 863 00:31:17,075 --> 00:31:18,576 How about lunch tomorrow? 864 00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:20,044 You aren't calling me from the baththub again, are you? 865 00:31:20,078 --> 00:31:21,112 MIMI (ON PHONE): Uh-huh. 866 00:31:21,145 --> 00:31:23,114 God. Have you no mercy? 867 00:31:23,147 --> 00:31:24,048 [giggles] 868 00:31:24,082 --> 00:31:25,116 Oh, jeez. 869 00:31:25,149 --> 00:31:27,151 A little frustrated, are we? 870 00:31:27,185 --> 00:31:30,355 All alone here with the vision of that body 871 00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:32,023 in a tub of steaming water? 872 00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:32,957 Who wouldn't be? 873 00:31:32,991 --> 00:31:35,059 Who wouldn't be? 874 00:31:35,093 --> 00:31:37,128 Well, flattery will get you everywhere. 875 00:31:37,161 --> 00:31:38,096 JIMMY (ON PHONE): Yeah. 876 00:31:38,129 --> 00:31:39,330 Not with you, it doesn't. 877 00:31:39,364 --> 00:31:41,332 Well, maybe you just give up too easy. 878 00:31:41,366 --> 00:31:43,568 Maybe you don't give in easy enough. 879 00:31:43,601 --> 00:31:47,372 Well, maybe I do and maybe I don't. 880 00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:48,539 Anyhow, we do lunch tomorrow? 881 00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:49,474 Yeah. 882 00:31:49,507 --> 00:31:50,375 Usual place? 883 00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:51,442 The usual place. 884 00:31:51,476 --> 00:31:53,044 Sleep tight. - OK. 885 00:31:53,077 --> 00:31:54,078 You too. 886 00:31:54,112 --> 00:31:55,246 Don't miss any spots. 887 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,181 I'll be doing inspection tomorrow. 888 00:31:57,215 --> 00:31:58,583 Ooh. 889 00:31:58,616 --> 00:32:00,752 I'll be thinking about you while I'm toweling off. 890 00:32:00,785 --> 00:32:03,121 - Oh, good. - Goodnight. 891 00:32:03,154 --> 00:32:05,256 Bye. 892 00:32:05,290 --> 00:32:08,059 [beep] 893 00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:09,560 God, I hate that woman. 894 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:12,096 [music playing] 895 00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:17,168 [shower] 896 00:32:17,201 --> 00:32:18,503 [razor] 897 00:32:20,204 --> 00:32:22,106 [whistling] 898 00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:26,511 [water flowing] 899 00:32:29,213 --> 00:32:33,184 (SINGING) What you say is all well and fine. 900 00:32:33,217 --> 00:32:36,187 What I'm losing is the bottom line. 901 00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:41,092 You have to say those things that are on your mind. 902 00:32:45,430 --> 00:32:46,297 [clears throat] 903 00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:49,200 [sighs] 904 00:32:52,203 --> 00:32:53,771 MIMI: So before he even finished, 905 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,707 I told him that was the most pathetic 906 00:32:55,740 --> 00:32:57,475 come on line I'd ever heard. 907 00:32:57,508 --> 00:32:59,143 And on top of that, it wasn't the first time I'd heard it. 908 00:32:59,177 --> 00:33:01,079 Ooh. So what'd he do then? 909 00:33:01,112 --> 00:33:02,313 Well, let's see. 910 00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:04,482 He-- well, he called me a cunt. 911 00:33:04,515 --> 00:33:07,318 Told me I was probably a lousy fuck anyway. 912 00:33:07,352 --> 00:33:10,088 And then he walked straight up to another girl to try again. 913 00:33:10,121 --> 00:33:11,489 Ouch. 914 00:33:11,522 --> 00:33:13,391 Aw, I hate guys like that. 915 00:33:13,424 --> 00:33:14,492 You hate them? Why? 916 00:33:14,525 --> 00:33:15,727 It's not your problem. 917 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,562 - Sure, it is. - No, it's not. 918 00:33:17,595 --> 00:33:19,430 I'm the one who has to deal with schmucks like that. 919 00:33:19,464 --> 00:33:20,665 Yeah. 920 00:33:20,698 --> 00:33:22,333 But I'm the one that has to pay for it. 921 00:33:22,367 --> 00:33:23,301 Oh, you. 922 00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:24,669 How do you pay for it? 923 00:33:24,702 --> 00:33:27,372 When the guy walked off, how'd you feel? 924 00:33:27,405 --> 00:33:28,306 I was pissed off. 925 00:33:28,339 --> 00:33:29,273 Exactly. 926 00:33:29,307 --> 00:33:31,209 So say you didn't know me. 927 00:33:31,242 --> 00:33:33,177 And, you know, I walked up to you five minutes later 928 00:33:33,211 --> 00:33:34,379 and tried to strike up a conversation. 929 00:33:34,412 --> 00:33:36,114 What would you say? 930 00:33:36,147 --> 00:33:37,348 I'd um-- 931 00:33:37,382 --> 00:33:38,750 I'd probably tell you to take a hike. 932 00:33:38,783 --> 00:33:40,218 Right. 933 00:33:40,251 --> 00:33:41,419 I mean, you're so angry, you shut the door. 934 00:33:41,452 --> 00:33:42,353 And your night is shot. 935 00:33:42,387 --> 00:33:44,756 So I'm the one who pays. 936 00:33:44,789 --> 00:33:48,493 I mean, boneheads like that guy ruin it for all us other guys. 937 00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:51,796 Well, maybe if you were like a really nice guy. 938 00:33:51,829 --> 00:33:54,332 Mimi, women have become so jaded, 939 00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:56,467 they wouldn't know a nice guy if he saved her from a dragon. 940 00:33:56,501 --> 00:33:59,404 I mean, there's-- there's just too many schmucks 941 00:33:59,437 --> 00:34:01,205 like that guy out there. 942 00:34:01,239 --> 00:34:02,840 I mean, jerks with lousy lines like that 943 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:04,742 ruin it for jerks like me. 944 00:34:04,776 --> 00:34:05,843 What? With other lousy lines? 945 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:06,778 That's right. 946 00:34:06,811 --> 00:34:08,446 And I swear to god. 947 00:34:08,479 --> 00:34:09,714 That guy is following me around, hitting on every woman 948 00:34:09,747 --> 00:34:10,848 just before I do. 949 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:11,783 [giggling] 950 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:16,788 Uh. 951 00:34:16,821 --> 00:34:18,790 Jimmy. 952 00:34:18,823 --> 00:34:21,259 What? 953 00:34:21,292 --> 00:34:22,627 - I can't believe you. - Why? 954 00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:23,728 What's wrong? 955 00:34:23,761 --> 00:34:24,762 Well, what? 956 00:34:24,796 --> 00:34:26,264 Have you got whiplash? 957 00:34:26,297 --> 00:34:27,565 Did you see the way your head just jerked 958 00:34:27,598 --> 00:34:28,666 around when she walked by? 959 00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:30,301 You're a pig. 960 00:34:30,334 --> 00:34:31,569 I was just looking at the woman. 961 00:34:31,602 --> 00:34:33,204 Well, do you know what it feels 962 00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:34,572 like to be looked at like that? 963 00:34:34,605 --> 00:34:35,606 It's degrading. 964 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:36,541 Degrading? 965 00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:37,909 My god, Mimi. 966 00:34:37,942 --> 00:34:38,910 She was a beautiful woman. I was just looking. 967 00:34:38,943 --> 00:34:40,278 Yeah. 968 00:34:40,311 --> 00:34:41,312 Well, I don't think she appreciates 969 00:34:41,345 --> 00:34:42,780 the way you were just looking. 970 00:34:42,814 --> 00:34:45,149 Well, I don't think she minded it. 971 00:34:45,183 --> 00:34:46,250 Oh, come on. 972 00:34:46,284 --> 00:34:47,218 The makeup. 973 00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:48,252 The outfit. 974 00:34:48,286 --> 00:34:49,487 The woman wants to be looked at. 975 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,155 You were undressing her with your eyes. 976 00:34:51,189 --> 00:34:52,323 I didn't have to. 977 00:34:52,356 --> 00:34:56,160 She wasn't wearing that much. 978 00:34:56,194 --> 00:34:58,596 What's gotten into you? 979 00:34:58,629 --> 00:35:01,499 You disappoint me, Jimmy. 980 00:35:01,532 --> 00:35:04,302 Mimi, she was a gorgeous woman, and I was just looking. 981 00:35:04,335 --> 00:35:06,471 I'm not going to let you make me feel guilty for that. 982 00:35:06,504 --> 00:35:07,338 OK. 983 00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:13,478 [knocking] 984 00:35:13,511 --> 00:35:15,680 JANE DOE: Women think about sex just as much as men. 985 00:35:15,713 --> 00:35:17,515 Yeah. But you just said they don't. 986 00:35:17,548 --> 00:35:19,250 JANE DOE: No, I didn't. 987 00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:21,252 I just meant they don't think about it in the same way. 988 00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:21,953 Right. 989 00:35:21,986 --> 00:35:23,454 OK. 990 00:35:23,488 --> 00:35:25,590 Look, what I want to know is, do women not 991 00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:27,792 look at men because they just don't think about it? 992 00:35:27,825 --> 00:35:29,727 Do they not look on purpose? 993 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,762 Or do they think they're not supposed to? 994 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:33,564 JANE DOE: It's not a question of whether they're 995 00:35:33,598 --> 00:35:35,600 supposed to or not. 996 00:35:35,633 --> 00:35:37,635 Women can do anything they damn well please. 997 00:35:37,668 --> 00:35:38,903 Look, I could not agree more. 998 00:35:38,936 --> 00:35:40,872 But the way this stupid society is setup, 999 00:35:40,905 --> 00:35:43,274 the man always has to chase after the woman. 1000 00:35:43,307 --> 00:35:44,909 So, of course, he's always looking. 1001 00:35:44,942 --> 00:35:46,777 And because the woman is being chased, 1002 00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:48,813 she doesn't have to look, because, theoretically, she 1003 00:35:48,846 --> 00:35:49,847 shouldn't have to. Right? 1004 00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:50,748 No. 1005 00:35:50,781 --> 00:35:51,816 I don't know about that. 1006 00:35:51,849 --> 00:35:52,750 This is the '90s. 1007 00:35:52,783 --> 00:35:53,718 Right? 1008 00:35:53,751 --> 00:35:55,419 JANE DOE: Yeah. 1009 00:35:55,453 --> 00:35:58,256 When was the last time you asked a man out on a date? 1010 00:35:58,289 --> 00:35:59,524 JANE DOE: You're not allowed to ask me-- 1011 00:35:59,557 --> 00:35:59,924 JIMMY: No. No. 1012 00:35:59,957 --> 00:36:00,658 No. 1013 00:36:00,691 --> 00:36:01,459 No. No. 1014 00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:02,293 Come on. Come on. 1015 00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:03,761 This is important. 1016 00:36:03,794 --> 00:36:04,896 When was the last time you asked a man out on a date? 1017 00:36:04,929 --> 00:36:05,863 JANE DOE: Don't ask me questions. 1018 00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:07,365 OK. OK. 1019 00:36:07,398 --> 00:36:08,799 Well, then can we say for argument's sake, 1020 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,902 it's probably not that often? 1021 00:36:10,935 --> 00:36:11,903 JANE DOE: OK. 1022 00:36:11,936 --> 00:36:13,538 Great. 1023 00:36:13,571 --> 00:36:15,573 So here we are in the '90s, after more than 20 years 1024 00:36:15,606 --> 00:36:18,342 of modern feminism, and women are still sitting back waiting 1025 00:36:18,376 --> 00:36:19,544 for guys to ask them out. 1026 00:36:19,577 --> 00:36:20,778 JANE DOE: No, they're not! 1027 00:36:20,811 --> 00:36:22,246 Yes, they are. 1028 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:23,781 Practically every woman friend that I have 1029 00:36:23,814 --> 00:36:25,449 complains about how they never go out. 1030 00:36:25,483 --> 00:36:27,785 And then when they do the guy was always a schmuck. 1031 00:36:27,818 --> 00:36:29,787 But they never get off their asses and do anything about it. 1032 00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:31,322 JANE DOE: Yeah. 1033 00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:32,590 Well, you know exactly what a man thinks when 1034 00:36:32,623 --> 00:36:33,758 the woman makes the first move. 1035 00:36:33,791 --> 00:36:35,359 No. What? 1036 00:36:35,393 --> 00:36:36,694 JANE DOE: He freaks out because he doesn't 1037 00:36:36,727 --> 00:36:38,329 have control of the situation. 1038 00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:39,864 Bullshit! 1039 00:36:39,897 --> 00:36:42,433 I do not know one man who would not rather have 1040 00:36:42,466 --> 00:36:43,701 the woman make the first move. 1041 00:36:43,734 --> 00:36:44,969 I mean, we always have to risk rejection. 1042 00:36:45,002 --> 00:36:46,537 Do you know what that's like? 1043 00:36:46,571 --> 00:36:47,705 JANE DOE: Yeah, Rovinski. 1044 00:36:47,738 --> 00:36:49,440 I do happen to know what it's like. 1045 00:36:49,473 --> 00:36:50,942 And if women aren't asking men out, 1046 00:36:50,975 --> 00:36:52,877 it's because men just can't take it. 1047 00:36:52,910 --> 00:36:54,645 Oh, I don't know that there are too many men that 1048 00:36:54,679 --> 00:36:56,347 are thinking like that anymore. 1049 00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:58,349 And besides, even if you do run into a guy like that, 1050 00:36:58,382 --> 00:36:59,584 it ought to take you about two seconds 1051 00:36:59,617 --> 00:37:01,285 to figure him out and dump him. Right? 1052 00:37:01,319 --> 00:37:02,553 JANE DOE: No. 1053 00:37:02,587 --> 00:37:03,588 It's not as simple as you make it sound. 1054 00:37:03,621 --> 00:37:04,922 Oh, I think it's very simple. 1055 00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:06,591 I think when it comes to initiating things, 1056 00:37:06,624 --> 00:37:08,459 men have had the short end of the stick for too long. 1057 00:37:08,492 --> 00:37:10,328 JANE DOE: Men have had the short end of the stick? 1058 00:37:10,361 --> 00:37:11,462 JIMMY: Yes. Men! 1059 00:37:11,495 --> 00:37:12,597 I think it's about time that women 1060 00:37:12,630 --> 00:37:14,432 took some of the risks too. 1061 00:37:14,465 --> 00:37:15,766 But I'm not saying I'm going to wait around 1062 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,034 for a woman to call me up. 1063 00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:18,536 I already tried that and it didn't work. 1064 00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:19,470 JANE DOE: Gee. 1065 00:37:19,503 --> 00:37:21,839 Big surprise, Rovinski. 1066 00:37:21,872 --> 00:37:23,007 Thank you, Jane. 1067 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,775 You know, I can just see how quickly 1068 00:37:24,809 --> 00:37:26,911 the world is going to change with charmers like you around. 1069 00:37:30,548 --> 00:37:31,816 [blows smoke] 1070 00:37:35,453 --> 00:37:36,921 SEAN: Hey, guys. 1071 00:37:36,954 --> 00:37:38,923 Remember Ramona Klein? 1072 00:37:38,956 --> 00:37:39,991 Yeah. 1073 00:37:40,024 --> 00:37:41,759 Well, last week I saw her having 1074 00:37:41,792 --> 00:37:44,662 dinner with Teddy Pripstein. 1075 00:37:44,695 --> 00:37:46,063 Ew. 1076 00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:47,832 So I'm sitting there, trying to eat. 1077 00:37:47,865 --> 00:37:49,100 Right? 1078 00:37:49,133 --> 00:37:50,334 He starts kissing her. 1079 00:37:50,368 --> 00:37:51,068 Ew. 1080 00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:51,969 Oh. 1081 00:37:52,003 --> 00:37:52,903 Yeah. 1082 00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:53,871 But get this. 1083 00:37:53,904 --> 00:37:55,539 She wasn't kissing him. 1084 00:37:55,573 --> 00:37:57,541 She was just letting him kiss her. 1085 00:37:57,575 --> 00:37:58,743 What do you mean? 1086 00:37:58,776 --> 00:38:00,011 Well, she was letting everyone around 1087 00:38:00,044 --> 00:38:02,013 know that even though she was with him, 1088 00:38:02,046 --> 00:38:03,447 she didn't want to be with him. 1089 00:38:03,481 --> 00:38:04,382 Yeah. 1090 00:38:04,415 --> 00:38:05,983 So. 1091 00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:07,618 Well, don't you get it? 1092 00:38:07,652 --> 00:38:09,887 She's showing everyone that she's available in case 1093 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:12,056 something better comes along. 1094 00:38:12,089 --> 00:38:14,425 She's not tight with Pripstein. 1095 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:18,562 But she's keeping him close, just in case. 1096 00:38:18,596 --> 00:38:20,965 Ramona Klein was the hottest girl I knew in college. 1097 00:38:20,998 --> 00:38:22,600 I mean, everybody wanted to go out with her. 1098 00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:23,868 - I didn't. - Heh. 1099 00:38:23,901 --> 00:38:24,869 You mean couldn't. 1100 00:38:24,902 --> 00:38:25,803 No. 1101 00:38:25,836 --> 00:38:26,937 I mean, didn't. 1102 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:28,406 I never found her that attractive. 1103 00:38:28,439 --> 00:38:29,140 You're nuts. 1104 00:38:29,173 --> 00:38:30,541 She's incredible. 1105 00:38:30,574 --> 00:38:31,709 Just look in any fashion magazine. 1106 00:38:31,742 --> 00:38:32,877 There's lots of women just like her. 1107 00:38:32,910 --> 00:38:33,811 Yeah. 1108 00:38:33,844 --> 00:38:36,414 Well, I'd do her. 1109 00:38:36,447 --> 00:38:39,550 Well, you know, I might have done her if her bum 1110 00:38:39,583 --> 00:38:41,385 was just a little bit smaller. 1111 00:38:41,419 --> 00:38:42,086 What? 1112 00:38:42,119 --> 00:38:43,387 Her bums too big. 1113 00:38:43,421 --> 00:38:44,121 Yes. 1114 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:45,823 She has a nice face. 1115 00:38:45,856 --> 00:38:47,925 But I don't like her bum. 1116 00:38:47,958 --> 00:38:50,661 And god knows what you'll find when her bra comes off. 1117 00:38:50,695 --> 00:38:51,562 Woo. 1118 00:38:51,595 --> 00:38:53,130 Breasts? 1119 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:57,001 Yea-- didn't you say you were going to quit smoking today? 1120 00:38:57,034 --> 00:38:58,135 Did you hear today? 1121 00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:00,638 I said tomorrow. 1122 00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:03,607 Ramona Klein had guys falling all over her 10 years ago. 1123 00:39:03,641 --> 00:39:07,845 And now she's hanging out with Teddy Pripstein. 1124 00:39:07,878 --> 00:39:08,779 That's kind of sad. 1125 00:39:08,813 --> 00:39:10,548 What's so sad about it? 1126 00:39:10,581 --> 00:39:12,883 10 years ago the woman never had any problems getting men. 1127 00:39:12,917 --> 00:39:14,618 She could pick and choose. 1128 00:39:14,652 --> 00:39:16,554 Well, she got too picky, and now she's paying the price. 1129 00:39:16,587 --> 00:39:17,488 Jesus. 1130 00:39:17,521 --> 00:39:19,423 You sound bitter. 1131 00:39:19,457 --> 00:39:20,491 I'm not bitter. 1132 00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:21,425 I just think it's justice. 1133 00:39:21,459 --> 00:39:22,560 Justice? 1134 00:39:22,593 --> 00:39:23,828 What has justice got to do with it? 1135 00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:25,896 Look, 10 years ago I couldn't get a date 1136 00:39:25,930 --> 00:39:27,565 if my life depended on it, especially 1137 00:39:27,598 --> 00:39:29,133 not with a woman like that. 1138 00:39:29,166 --> 00:39:31,168 I just think it's justice to see things coming around a bit. 1139 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:32,770 That's all. 1140 00:39:32,803 --> 00:39:34,939 But you still can't get a date. 1141 00:39:34,972 --> 00:39:36,640 That's not the point. 1142 00:39:36,674 --> 00:39:37,908 JIMMY: No. No. 1143 00:39:37,942 --> 00:39:39,143 It is the point. 1144 00:39:39,176 --> 00:39:40,678 I mean, you're right, Tim. 1145 00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:43,514 Romona Klein could pick and choose 10 years ago. 1146 00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:45,750 Well, why not now? 1147 00:39:45,783 --> 00:39:48,519 And why is it that 10 years ago women like Ramona 1148 00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:50,454 always dumped me? 1149 00:39:50,488 --> 00:39:51,655 They always had control. 1150 00:39:51,689 --> 00:39:52,556 Whoa. 1151 00:39:52,590 --> 00:39:53,657 Whoa. 1152 00:39:53,691 --> 00:39:55,159 Snap out of it, son. 1153 00:39:55,192 --> 00:39:57,661 You've done your fair share of trashing relationships. 1154 00:39:57,695 --> 00:39:59,130 But don't you see? 1155 00:39:59,163 --> 00:40:01,599 That is exactly the point. 1156 00:40:01,632 --> 00:40:03,834 It's all a power thing. 1157 00:40:03,868 --> 00:40:05,636 And that's what's so sad about Ramona. 1158 00:40:05,669 --> 00:40:08,038 She thinks that just because she's hit 30, 1159 00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:10,975 she hasn't got power anymore. 1160 00:40:11,008 --> 00:40:13,611 It's a cruel world, Jimmy boy. 1161 00:40:13,644 --> 00:40:15,246 And Ramona's proof. 1162 00:40:15,279 --> 00:40:17,882 A cruel, cruel world. 1163 00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:19,183 [sighs] 1164 00:40:29,627 --> 00:40:31,262 I'm just not willing to settle for any of the men 1165 00:40:31,295 --> 00:40:32,530 I've gone out with. 1166 00:40:32,563 --> 00:40:33,764 Why should I? 1167 00:40:33,798 --> 00:40:35,199 I mean, I'm not to settle for some guy 1168 00:40:35,232 --> 00:40:38,102 just because I want to get married and have kids. 1169 00:40:38,135 --> 00:40:40,070 No way. 1170 00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:41,739 I'd rather be alone. 1171 00:40:41,772 --> 00:40:42,640 Wait. 1172 00:40:42,673 --> 00:40:44,041 Let me guess. 1173 00:40:44,074 --> 00:40:46,811 You want someone who is good looking, intelligent, 1174 00:40:46,844 --> 00:40:49,213 can be your best friend, and happens to be a great lay. 1175 00:40:49,246 --> 00:40:50,147 Right? 1176 00:40:50,181 --> 00:40:51,048 Yeah. 1177 00:40:51,081 --> 00:40:53,117 And he loves kids too. 1178 00:40:53,150 --> 00:40:55,152 Wakey wakey, Joe. 1179 00:40:55,186 --> 00:40:56,687 All that sensitive guy double talk 1180 00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:58,823 is bullshit The experiment proves it. 1181 00:40:58,856 --> 00:40:59,757 He doesn't exist. 1182 00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:00,758 Yeah, he does. 1183 00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:01,692 Mm. 1184 00:41:01,725 --> 00:41:03,093 No. 1185 00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:04,728 There are three types of men in this world, honey. 1186 00:41:04,762 --> 00:41:06,063 Men you're friends with. 1187 00:41:06,096 --> 00:41:08,732 Men who pay the bills and you have kids with. 1188 00:41:08,766 --> 00:41:10,868 And men you fuck. 1189 00:41:10,901 --> 00:41:12,837 And I plan to have plenty of all three. 1190 00:41:12,870 --> 00:41:14,238 Well, that is pretty cynical. 1191 00:41:14,271 --> 00:41:15,272 Don't you think? 1192 00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:16,307 Bullshit, cynical. 1193 00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:17,675 It's reality. 1194 00:41:17,708 --> 00:41:18,809 Hi, there. 1195 00:41:18,843 --> 00:41:20,544 My name's Sean, and I just thought 1196 00:41:20,578 --> 00:41:22,713 I'd drop by and say hello. 1197 00:41:22,746 --> 00:41:24,281 Well, thank you. 1198 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:27,084 But we would have asked you if we wanted you to say hello. 1199 00:41:27,117 --> 00:41:29,053 Well, then I'll get right to the point. 1200 00:41:29,086 --> 00:41:30,821 I simply dropped by to extend to you 1201 00:41:30,855 --> 00:41:33,657 both an invitation to a party we're having Saturday night. 1202 00:41:37,695 --> 00:41:39,597 JANE DOE: Duh Boys? 1203 00:41:39,630 --> 00:41:40,297 SEAN: Yeah. 1204 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:42,833 You know, the boys. 1205 00:41:42,867 --> 00:41:44,168 Duh boys. 1206 00:41:44,201 --> 00:41:46,337 Duh boys. Heh, heh. 1207 00:41:46,370 --> 00:41:49,740 It's a little play on words my roommate Jimmy thought up. 1208 00:41:49,773 --> 00:41:50,774 Mm. 1209 00:41:50,808 --> 00:41:51,675 SEAN: Cool. 1210 00:41:51,709 --> 00:41:53,010 Huh? - Do her? 1211 00:41:53,043 --> 00:41:54,745 I expect that from erection head over there. 1212 00:41:54,778 --> 00:41:57,047 Think you can do her? 1213 00:41:57,081 --> 00:41:57,948 SEAN: So what do you say? 1214 00:42:02,119 --> 00:42:03,287 Saturday night? 1215 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:04,355 Joe. 1216 00:42:04,388 --> 00:42:06,290 8 o'clock. 1217 00:42:06,323 --> 00:42:08,859 WOMAN: Joe! 1218 00:42:08,893 --> 00:42:11,262 I'll be there. 1219 00:42:11,295 --> 00:42:13,130 [music playing] 1220 00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:17,868 TIM: It has nothing to do with pollution, dimwit. 1221 00:42:17,902 --> 00:42:19,670 It's the lights from the city. 1222 00:42:19,703 --> 00:42:20,604 No, it's not. 1223 00:42:20,638 --> 00:42:21,338 Yes, it is. 1224 00:42:21,372 --> 00:42:22,273 Fuck off. 1225 00:42:22,306 --> 00:42:24,074 Look it up, Einstein. 1226 00:42:24,108 --> 00:42:27,211 You're saying the light from a city is bright enough to block 1227 00:42:27,244 --> 00:42:28,312 out the light from a star? 1228 00:42:28,345 --> 00:42:29,213 Yes. 1229 00:42:29,246 --> 00:42:30,681 Not a chance. 1230 00:42:30,714 --> 00:42:31,849 Those stars are sun. 1231 00:42:31,882 --> 00:42:32,883 That's right. 1232 00:42:32,917 --> 00:42:34,318 About 10 trillion miles away. 1233 00:42:34,351 --> 00:42:35,252 So what? 1234 00:42:35,286 --> 00:42:36,186 They're suns. 1235 00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:37,655 Excuse me, Mr. MBA. 1236 00:42:37,688 --> 00:42:39,690 But did you do a degree in astronomy 1237 00:42:39,723 --> 00:42:40,391 while we weren't looking? 1238 00:42:40,424 --> 00:42:41,325 Come on. 1239 00:42:41,358 --> 00:42:42,326 It's common sense. 1240 00:42:42,359 --> 00:42:44,028 Yeah. 1241 00:42:44,061 --> 00:42:45,729 And I suppose they put those telescopes on mountaintops 1242 00:42:45,763 --> 00:42:47,798 in the deepest, darkest forests of South 1243 00:42:47,831 --> 00:42:49,366 America out of common sense. 1244 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:50,401 Yeah. 1245 00:42:50,434 --> 00:42:52,202 There's no pollution out there. 1246 00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:53,971 Jimmy, settle this. 1247 00:42:54,004 --> 00:42:55,973 Why can't we see as many stars in the city? 1248 00:42:56,006 --> 00:42:59,209 Lights or pollution? 1249 00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:02,746 What's the most romantic night you guys ever had? 1250 00:43:02,780 --> 00:43:04,114 Uh-oh. 1251 00:43:04,148 --> 00:43:05,082 [sighs] 1252 00:43:05,115 --> 00:43:06,417 Gee, I don't know, Sean. 1253 00:43:06,450 --> 00:43:08,786 What is the most romantic night we ever had? 1254 00:43:08,819 --> 00:43:12,957 Rovinski, every time we sleep out here, you turn to mush. 1255 00:43:12,990 --> 00:43:15,693 When you get drunk you start kissing us and telling us 1256 00:43:15,726 --> 00:43:17,227 how much you love us. 1257 00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:20,698 And when we sleep out, you always start talking like this. 1258 00:43:20,731 --> 00:43:22,066 Jesus. 1259 00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:25,736 I remember the most romantic night I ever had. 1260 00:43:25,769 --> 00:43:28,939 I was backpacking in Italy, and I just started 1261 00:43:28,973 --> 00:43:32,276 seeing this girl named-- 1262 00:43:32,309 --> 00:43:33,777 Daniella. 1263 00:43:33,811 --> 00:43:35,312 Yeah. 1264 00:43:35,346 --> 00:43:36,146 Daniella. 1265 00:43:39,984 --> 00:43:43,754 We were at this rooftop party in Florence. 1266 00:43:43,787 --> 00:43:46,156 It was the beginning of summer, and everything 1267 00:43:46,190 --> 00:43:49,426 was just starting to bloom. 1268 00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:51,729 It was warm. 1269 00:43:51,762 --> 00:43:53,764 And the air was so thick and perfumed 1270 00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:56,800 you could almost cut it. 1271 00:43:56,834 --> 00:43:58,235 And all night long I just couldn't 1272 00:43:58,268 --> 00:44:02,473 stop staring at her, what she was wearing, 1273 00:44:02,506 --> 00:44:09,313 her hair, her skin, her eyes. 1274 00:44:09,346 --> 00:44:11,081 I couldn't believe that I was with this woman. 1275 00:44:11,115 --> 00:44:12,149 I mean, she was just too amazing. 1276 00:44:14,952 --> 00:44:16,320 Everybody was speaking Italian. 1277 00:44:16,353 --> 00:44:17,988 And I couldn't understand a word. 1278 00:44:18,022 --> 00:44:20,357 But it didn't matter. 1279 00:44:24,294 --> 00:44:27,965 We both knew that we were going to make love for the first time 1280 00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:30,000 that night. 1281 00:44:30,034 --> 00:44:34,371 And we were in no rush. 1282 00:44:34,405 --> 00:44:35,873 Oh. 1283 00:44:35,906 --> 00:44:38,409 I could've stayed at that party all night. 1284 00:44:38,442 --> 00:44:42,146 It was like I could feel time passing. 1285 00:44:42,179 --> 00:44:47,051 Like it was washing past me, like wind making me squint. 1286 00:44:49,987 --> 00:44:50,854 I loved every minute. 1287 00:44:54,124 --> 00:44:56,994 And when we got back to her apartment, 1288 00:44:57,027 --> 00:44:58,495 we didn't even have to turn on the lights. 1289 00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:01,932 It was one of those weird nights where it wasn't dark. 1290 00:45:01,965 --> 00:45:04,935 It was just kind of-- 1291 00:45:04,968 --> 00:45:05,803 just kind of blue. 1292 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:11,341 SEAN: And? 1293 00:45:15,245 --> 00:45:16,914 You did it? 1294 00:45:16,947 --> 00:45:19,216 [laughs] 1295 00:45:19,249 --> 00:45:21,952 Till it got light. 1296 00:45:21,985 --> 00:45:22,886 Yeah. 1297 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,489 I was religious. 1298 00:45:25,522 --> 00:45:26,423 I didn't want it to end. 1299 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:33,030 In a way I wish it had never happened. 1300 00:45:33,063 --> 00:45:34,364 How come? 1301 00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:39,002 Well, because nothing's ever been as good since. 1302 00:45:39,036 --> 00:45:40,437 Gee, that's tough, Jim. 1303 00:45:40,471 --> 00:45:41,371 Yeah. 1304 00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:43,307 We really feel for you. 1305 00:45:43,340 --> 00:45:46,376 Yeah, but don't you guys ever worry about giving that up? 1306 00:45:46,410 --> 00:45:47,911 TIM: What? 1307 00:45:47,945 --> 00:45:50,180 Well, the first time with somebody. 1308 00:45:50,214 --> 00:45:52,816 I mean, I think sometimes that's the main reason 1309 00:45:52,850 --> 00:45:54,184 I'll never get married. 1310 00:45:54,218 --> 00:45:55,986 So don't get married. 1311 00:45:56,019 --> 00:45:57,287 What's the big deal? 1312 00:45:57,321 --> 00:45:58,322 No. 1313 00:45:58,355 --> 00:46:00,057 But I would like to get married. 1314 00:46:00,090 --> 00:46:02,559 I mean, I'd like to be able to spend the rest of my life 1315 00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:07,297 with somebody, I think. 1316 00:46:07,331 --> 00:46:09,099 I don't worry about it. 1317 00:46:09,133 --> 00:46:11,401 I'll know when it's right. 1318 00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:14,204 I know it won't be right for a long time. 1319 00:46:14,238 --> 00:46:15,539 But I'll know when it's right. 1320 00:46:15,572 --> 00:46:16,440 Yeah. 1321 00:46:16,473 --> 00:46:18,342 Well, I worry about it. 1322 00:46:18,375 --> 00:46:20,944 I mean, whenever I'm willing to commit to somebody, 1323 00:46:20,978 --> 00:46:22,412 they're not interested in committing to me. 1324 00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:24,548 And whenever somebody wants me to commit, 1325 00:46:24,581 --> 00:46:26,884 I'm not interested in them. 1326 00:46:26,917 --> 00:46:31,121 TIM: Jim, timing's everything. 1327 00:46:31,155 --> 00:46:32,556 JIMMY: Yeah. 1328 00:46:32,589 --> 00:46:38,095 Well, I think I've gone numb. 1329 00:46:38,128 --> 00:46:40,364 Don't sweat it, Jim. 1330 00:46:40,397 --> 00:46:42,132 Men and women were never meant to be 1331 00:46:42,166 --> 00:46:44,268 together for extended periods of time anyway. 1332 00:46:48,338 --> 00:46:51,008 You know, Tim, that's what I like about you. 1333 00:46:51,041 --> 00:46:51,875 You're so up. 1334 00:46:56,380 --> 00:46:58,081 You got to go back and find that babe, Jim. 1335 00:47:01,084 --> 00:47:02,452 Yeah. 1336 00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:03,320 Italy. 1337 00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:09,226 I got to go back to Italy. 1338 00:47:12,629 --> 00:47:14,498 [wind] 1339 00:47:21,471 --> 00:47:22,573 [sighs] 1340 00:47:22,606 --> 00:47:24,641 JANE DOE: Look, I want to see how 1341 00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:29,246 this guy is going to react when he has to answer to a face. 1342 00:47:29,279 --> 00:47:31,281 Has it ever occurred to you that some of these men 1343 00:47:31,315 --> 00:47:33,417 might feel protected by the fact that they can't see us? 1344 00:47:33,450 --> 00:47:34,351 Protected? 1345 00:47:34,384 --> 00:47:35,252 No. 1346 00:47:35,285 --> 00:47:36,286 Yes. 1347 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:37,254 I mean, they can hear us. 1348 00:47:37,287 --> 00:47:38,155 They know we're women. 1349 00:47:38,188 --> 00:47:40,090 But they can't see us. 1350 00:47:40,123 --> 00:47:42,159 It gives them an out. 1351 00:47:42,192 --> 00:47:43,093 My god. 1352 00:47:43,126 --> 00:47:44,695 It's like phone sex. 1353 00:47:44,728 --> 00:47:45,629 No. 1354 00:47:45,662 --> 00:47:47,531 It's not like phone sex. 1355 00:47:47,564 --> 00:47:49,099 Don't you think that seeing us would 1356 00:47:49,132 --> 00:47:50,634 change the way they answer? 1357 00:47:50,667 --> 00:47:52,936 I mean, don't you think it would put them more on the spot? 1358 00:47:52,970 --> 00:47:54,271 No. 1359 00:47:54,304 --> 00:47:55,138 I think that seeing us would make them clam up. 1360 00:47:55,172 --> 00:47:56,940 No. I disagree. 1361 00:47:56,974 --> 00:47:58,675 I think a liar is going to lie no matter who he's talking to. 1362 00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:01,979 Look, if you do this I'll have you thrown off this experiment. 1363 00:48:02,012 --> 00:48:03,046 Why? 1364 00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,648 This is my thesis project. 1365 00:48:04,681 --> 00:48:06,183 I set the rules. 1366 00:48:06,216 --> 00:48:08,018 And quite frankly, I am happy with the results. 1367 00:48:08,051 --> 00:48:10,220 Why do you want to do this? 1368 00:48:10,254 --> 00:48:13,590 Look, this whole project is experimental. 1369 00:48:13,624 --> 00:48:15,392 I want to try something different. 1370 00:48:15,425 --> 00:48:17,628 That's the nature of experimentation. 1371 00:48:17,661 --> 00:48:19,196 Experimentation? 1372 00:48:19,229 --> 00:48:20,097 Yes. 1373 00:48:20,130 --> 00:48:21,031 Experimentation. 1374 00:48:21,064 --> 00:48:21,965 Oh, my. 1375 00:48:21,999 --> 00:48:23,700 You are quite dedicated. 1376 00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:25,402 Aren't you? 1377 00:48:25,435 --> 00:48:27,237 No less than you. 1378 00:48:27,271 --> 00:48:28,171 WOMAN: Really? 1379 00:48:28,205 --> 00:48:29,006 Yes, really. 1380 00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:34,578 Look, I've been getting really weird vibes off you 1381 00:48:34,611 --> 00:48:36,480 since this whole thing started. 1382 00:48:36,513 --> 00:48:38,649 Have you? 1383 00:48:38,682 --> 00:48:40,450 [sighs] 1384 00:48:40,484 --> 00:48:42,219 Is there something about me that offends you? 1385 00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:43,987 I don't know. 1386 00:48:44,021 --> 00:48:47,324 Something about the way I dress, or the way I am as a woman? 1387 00:48:47,357 --> 00:48:52,195 I don't trust your motives, as a woman. 1388 00:48:52,229 --> 00:48:53,597 What do you mean exactly? 1389 00:48:53,630 --> 00:48:56,099 What I mean is I see no good reason for you 1390 00:48:56,133 --> 00:48:57,534 to show yourself to this guy. 1391 00:48:57,567 --> 00:49:00,103 I think your motives are personal. 1392 00:49:00,137 --> 00:49:01,004 Personal? 1393 00:49:01,038 --> 00:49:01,672 Uh-huh. 1394 00:49:04,341 --> 00:49:06,209 [laughs] 1395 00:49:08,245 --> 00:49:12,215 You think I want to fuck this guy. 1396 00:49:12,249 --> 00:49:13,150 That's it. 1397 00:49:13,183 --> 00:49:15,619 Isn't it? 1398 00:49:15,652 --> 00:49:19,156 You think I want to fuck this guy! 1399 00:49:19,189 --> 00:49:20,257 WOMAN: I don't know what you want. 1400 00:49:20,290 --> 00:49:21,792 [laughs] 1401 00:49:21,825 --> 00:49:24,594 Look, you know, I haven't really thought about it. 1402 00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:26,530 I mean, maybe. 1403 00:49:26,563 --> 00:49:29,032 Maybe I do. 1404 00:49:29,066 --> 00:49:31,335 But you know what? 1405 00:49:31,368 --> 00:49:34,338 I get the feeling that would really bother you. 1406 00:49:34,371 --> 00:49:35,706 You can fuck anybody you like. 1407 00:49:35,739 --> 00:49:37,074 I couldn't care less. 1408 00:49:37,107 --> 00:49:37,708 JANE DOE: Really? 1409 00:49:40,344 --> 00:49:41,445 What are your motives? 1410 00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:48,385 [dance music] 1411 00:50:08,338 --> 00:50:09,806 Hi, Mimi. 1412 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,441 Oh, hi. Paula, how are you? 1413 00:50:11,475 --> 00:50:12,776 I'm fine. How are you? 1414 00:50:12,809 --> 00:50:14,544 I'm good. 1415 00:50:14,578 --> 00:50:16,079 What are you doing shopping in the middle of the afternoon? 1416 00:50:16,113 --> 00:50:17,280 Oh, it's been a long week. 1417 00:50:17,314 --> 00:50:18,648 You know, I thought I'd spoil myself, 1418 00:50:18,682 --> 00:50:20,183 take a Friday afternoon off. 1419 00:50:20,217 --> 00:50:22,285 Oh, good for you. 1420 00:50:22,319 --> 00:50:23,487 You're a paralegal, aren't you? 1421 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,322 Well, no. I used to be. 1422 00:50:25,355 --> 00:50:26,823 But I've been a lawyer for two years now. 1423 00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:28,458 That's stupid of me. 1424 00:50:28,492 --> 00:50:30,227 I don't know why I keep thinking you're a secretary. 1425 00:50:30,260 --> 00:50:31,862 What kind of law are you doing? 1426 00:50:31,895 --> 00:50:33,163 Corporate. 1427 00:50:33,196 --> 00:50:34,164 Oh, good choice. 1428 00:50:34,197 --> 00:50:35,465 Good choice. 1429 00:50:35,499 --> 00:50:36,533 All those wealthy young investment bankers. 1430 00:50:36,566 --> 00:50:37,501 Have you snared one yet? 1431 00:50:37,534 --> 00:50:38,402 [laughs] 1432 00:50:38,435 --> 00:50:40,637 I'm sorry. 1433 00:50:40,670 --> 00:50:42,139 A husband? 1434 00:50:42,172 --> 00:50:44,241 Oh, don't tell me you're doing corporate law 1435 00:50:44,274 --> 00:50:45,275 for the challenge. 1436 00:50:45,308 --> 00:50:46,343 Well, actually-- 1437 00:50:46,376 --> 00:50:47,511 Mimi. 1438 00:50:47,544 --> 00:50:48,678 To tell you the truth, Paula, if I'd 1439 00:50:48,712 --> 00:50:50,147 wanted to find a husband, I would 1440 00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:53,183 have become a divorce lawyer. 1441 00:50:53,216 --> 00:50:55,852 Right. 1442 00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:58,655 Well, I better be going. 1443 00:50:58,688 --> 00:51:00,557 I guess I'll see you tomorrow night. 1444 00:51:00,590 --> 00:51:01,491 Tomorrow night? 1445 00:51:01,525 --> 00:51:02,459 Yeah. 1446 00:51:02,492 --> 00:51:04,394 Jimmy and the boys' party. 1447 00:51:04,428 --> 00:51:05,495 Oh, didn't you know about it? 1448 00:51:05,529 --> 00:51:06,797 Oh, I'm-- yeah. 1449 00:51:06,830 --> 00:51:08,298 I just have-- I have so much on my mind, I 1450 00:51:08,331 --> 00:51:09,633 just completely forgot about it. 1451 00:51:09,666 --> 00:51:11,234 Well, then I guess I'll see you tomorrow night. 1452 00:51:11,268 --> 00:51:12,135 - OK. - OK. 1453 00:51:12,169 --> 00:51:12,702 - Bye Paula. - Bye. 1454 00:51:19,543 --> 00:51:22,412 JANE DOE: Listen, don't hand me that shit about control. 1455 00:51:22,446 --> 00:51:24,281 I know plenty of women who complain they aren't getting 1456 00:51:24,314 --> 00:51:25,749 enough sex from their men. 1457 00:51:25,782 --> 00:51:27,417 Well, good. 1458 00:51:27,451 --> 00:51:28,852 I think it's about time men stood up 1459 00:51:28,885 --> 00:51:30,487 and started denying women sex. 1460 00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:31,388 JANE DOE: What? 1461 00:51:31,421 --> 00:51:32,856 [laughs] 1462 00:51:32,889 --> 00:51:35,559 You're saying men are consciously denying women sex? 1463 00:51:35,592 --> 00:51:37,194 No. 1464 00:51:37,227 --> 00:51:38,862 I'm saying that they are unconsciously denying women 1465 00:51:38,895 --> 00:51:41,932 sex, because somewhere inside they're pissed off 1466 00:51:41,965 --> 00:51:44,267 with women's sexist attitude. 1467 00:51:44,301 --> 00:51:45,602 Women's sexist attitude? 1468 00:51:45,635 --> 00:51:46,503 Yes. 1469 00:51:46,536 --> 00:51:49,372 Women's sexist attitude. 1470 00:51:49,406 --> 00:51:51,808 That a man's sexual desire is something dirty. 1471 00:51:51,842 --> 00:51:54,611 But despite that, we should get it up every time 1472 00:51:54,644 --> 00:51:56,546 a woman snaps her fingers. 1473 00:51:56,580 --> 00:51:59,416 JANE DOE: Talking about sexist attitudes. 1474 00:51:59,449 --> 00:52:01,918 I mean, what-- what about the assholes 1475 00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:04,454 who expect women to put out after they've 1476 00:52:04,488 --> 00:52:05,522 bought them dinner? JIMMY: Yeah. 1477 00:52:05,555 --> 00:52:06,790 But don't you see? 1478 00:52:06,823 --> 00:52:08,558 That's all we ever hear about are the men. 1479 00:52:08,592 --> 00:52:11,695 Nobody ever talks about women being sexist. 1480 00:52:11,728 --> 00:52:13,830 Like it's a fucking crime if you do. 1481 00:52:13,864 --> 00:52:15,565 Wait! 1482 00:52:15,599 --> 00:52:18,301 You're making men sound like victims here. 1483 00:52:18,335 --> 00:52:19,836 No. 1484 00:52:19,870 --> 00:52:22,906 I'm just tired of always hearing men take the blame 1485 00:52:22,939 --> 00:52:24,407 when relationships go bad. 1486 00:52:24,441 --> 00:52:25,375 I mean, I know. 1487 00:52:25,408 --> 00:52:26,510 Jesus. 1488 00:52:26,543 --> 00:52:28,778 I know we've got a long way to go. 1489 00:52:28,812 --> 00:52:31,882 But I just wish that women would admit that they've 1490 00:52:31,915 --> 00:52:34,251 got some changing to do too. 1491 00:52:34,284 --> 00:52:35,785 Like how? 1492 00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:38,989 Like maybe stop complaining about being helpless victims 1493 00:52:39,022 --> 00:52:39,956 all the time. 1494 00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:41,491 Christ, I'm tired of that. 1495 00:52:41,525 --> 00:52:43,393 Listen, violence against women-- 1496 00:52:43,426 --> 00:52:45,228 I don't want to hear about statistics. 1497 00:52:45,262 --> 00:52:48,765 I mean, do I look like some kind of violent rapist to you? 1498 00:52:48,798 --> 00:52:51,902 Have I given you any indication that I would ever hurt you? 1499 00:52:51,935 --> 00:52:55,472 I mean, my god, Jane, it's just you and me here. 1500 00:52:55,505 --> 00:52:59,276 I mean, please, don't come at me with a bunch of statistics 1501 00:52:59,309 --> 00:53:00,744 about sick fuckers. 1502 00:53:00,777 --> 00:53:01,978 That's insulting. 1503 00:53:02,012 --> 00:53:02,879 Yes. 1504 00:53:02,913 --> 00:53:04,447 But it's a real problem! 1505 00:53:04,481 --> 00:53:06,750 Well, you don't have to convince me of it. 1506 00:53:06,783 --> 00:53:08,952 I mean, I know what men are doing. 1507 00:53:08,985 --> 00:53:10,720 But when you come at me with stuff like that, 1508 00:53:10,754 --> 00:53:12,556 you make me feel like I'm one of them. 1509 00:53:12,589 --> 00:53:14,324 And I'm not. 1510 00:53:14,357 --> 00:53:16,960 You and I have gotten past the point where we have to worry 1511 00:53:16,993 --> 00:53:18,528 about each other being psychos. 1512 00:53:18,562 --> 00:53:20,931 Right? 1513 00:53:20,964 --> 00:53:21,865 [huffs] 1514 00:53:21,898 --> 00:53:23,900 Yes. 1515 00:53:23,934 --> 00:53:27,304 So let's just stick to the main issue 1516 00:53:27,337 --> 00:53:30,340 here, which is a relationship between two 1517 00:53:30,373 --> 00:53:31,741 relatively healthy people. 1518 00:53:31,775 --> 00:53:33,677 Not some wackos are doing out on the street. 1519 00:53:37,347 --> 00:53:39,716 You're right. 1520 00:53:39,749 --> 00:53:42,352 We should keep this just between two people. 1521 00:53:42,385 --> 00:53:45,388 You're absolutely right. 1522 00:53:50,393 --> 00:53:53,029 [music playing] 1523 00:54:00,637 --> 00:54:02,739 JIMMY: Well, boys, here we are again. 1524 00:54:02,772 --> 00:54:04,341 It is party time. 1525 00:54:04,374 --> 00:54:06,076 SEAN: Fucking A. Let's do some damage. 1526 00:54:06,109 --> 00:54:07,444 Huh? 1527 00:54:07,477 --> 00:54:08,945 Damage? 1528 00:54:08,979 --> 00:54:10,747 Oh, lighten up, Tim. 1529 00:54:10,780 --> 00:54:12,616 Are you sure you don't want to smoke tonight, buddy? 1530 00:54:12,649 --> 00:54:13,984 No. I don't want to smoke tonight. 1531 00:54:14,017 --> 00:54:15,719 I don't need to smoke tonight. 1532 00:54:15,752 --> 00:54:16,820 No. No. 1533 00:54:16,853 --> 00:54:17,787 More than that. 1534 00:54:17,821 --> 00:54:19,889 I'm not a smoker anymore. 1535 00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:22,459 Why don't you wait till tomorrow to not be a smoker 1536 00:54:22,492 --> 00:54:24,094 anymore, in the name of sanity? 1537 00:54:24,127 --> 00:54:25,695 You're not listening, Jimmy. You're not listening. 1538 00:54:25,729 --> 00:54:26,696 OK. 1539 00:54:26,730 --> 00:54:27,998 OK. 1540 00:54:28,031 --> 00:54:30,834 Well, boys, we are the hosts with the most. 1541 00:54:30,867 --> 00:54:33,370 And there are women here tonight to be mosted. 1542 00:54:33,403 --> 00:54:36,339 So good luck, and godspeed. 1543 00:54:36,373 --> 00:54:36,973 Amen. 1544 00:54:41,077 --> 00:54:41,945 Yes. 1545 00:54:41,978 --> 00:54:43,847 [murmuring] 1546 00:54:47,017 --> 00:54:48,418 Simians. 1547 00:54:48,451 --> 00:54:49,786 SINGER: (SINGING) No matter what I do. 1548 00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:55,592 I was learning how-- 1549 00:54:55,625 --> 00:54:57,460 Mind over matter. 1550 00:54:57,494 --> 00:55:00,497 I simply had to think about how utterly illogical 1551 00:55:00,530 --> 00:55:02,065 the act of smoking is. 1552 00:55:02,098 --> 00:55:06,770 I mean, inhaling the smoke from a dried, burning plant leaf, 1553 00:55:06,803 --> 00:55:08,004 it's ridiculous. 1554 00:55:08,038 --> 00:55:09,072 Haven't picked one up since. 1555 00:55:09,105 --> 00:55:10,040 Really? 1556 00:55:10,073 --> 00:55:11,641 When did you quit? 1557 00:55:11,675 --> 00:55:12,575 This afternoon. 1558 00:55:12,609 --> 00:55:13,710 It's a drag really. 1559 00:55:13,743 --> 00:55:14,844 MIMI: Hey, Jimmy, boy. 1560 00:55:14,878 --> 00:55:15,912 Hey. 1561 00:55:15,945 --> 00:55:16,813 It's Mimi. 1562 00:55:16,846 --> 00:55:18,081 Good party, Jim. 1563 00:55:18,114 --> 00:55:19,015 Who's friends are these? 1564 00:55:19,049 --> 00:55:19,916 Aha, ha, ha. 1565 00:55:19,949 --> 00:55:21,418 Witty as ever. 1566 00:55:21,451 --> 00:55:22,619 Oh, hello. 1567 00:55:22,652 --> 00:55:24,521 Mimi Campbell, this is Ben Calder. 1568 00:55:24,554 --> 00:55:25,989 Hi. 1569 00:55:26,022 --> 00:55:28,391 Ben and I were on the ski team together in college. 1570 00:55:28,425 --> 00:55:29,759 Oh, I didn't know you raced, Jimmy. 1571 00:55:29,793 --> 00:55:31,561 Mm. 1572 00:55:31,594 --> 00:55:33,063 So what do you do now, Ben? 1573 00:55:33,096 --> 00:55:34,597 Ben. 1574 00:55:34,631 --> 00:55:35,965 He just finished a two year stint in Hong Kong. 1575 00:55:35,999 --> 00:55:36,966 Uh-huh. 1576 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,401 He's taking the summer off. 1577 00:55:38,435 --> 00:55:40,170 And then he's going to work in Paris. 1578 00:55:40,203 --> 00:55:41,571 Rough life, huh? - Wow. 1579 00:55:41,604 --> 00:55:42,739 Jeez. Is it ever? 1580 00:55:42,772 --> 00:55:44,107 I've always wanted to live in Paris. 1581 00:55:44,140 --> 00:55:45,442 You're very lucky. [laughter] 1582 00:55:45,475 --> 00:55:50,413 [dance music] 1583 00:55:50,447 --> 00:55:51,815 PAULA: Jimmy! 1584 00:55:51,848 --> 00:55:53,416 Ah, heh. 1585 00:55:53,450 --> 00:55:55,819 Paula. 1586 00:55:55,852 --> 00:55:57,787 Should I be angry at you? 1587 00:55:57,821 --> 00:56:01,191 You know you can't have a party without inviting me. 1588 00:56:01,224 --> 00:56:02,125 [laughs] 1589 00:56:02,158 --> 00:56:04,627 Well, I forgot. 1590 00:56:04,661 --> 00:56:05,795 Remember Gregory? 1591 00:56:05,829 --> 00:56:06,763 Who can forget? 1592 00:56:06,796 --> 00:56:07,797 Hi, Greg. 1593 00:56:07,831 --> 00:56:09,099 (SPEAKS WITH ACCENT) Gregory. 1594 00:56:09,132 --> 00:56:10,200 Right. Gregory. 1595 00:56:10,233 --> 00:56:11,134 Oh, look. There's Mimi. 1596 00:56:11,167 --> 00:56:12,001 Hi, Mimi! 1597 00:56:15,004 --> 00:56:16,539 Ooh, la, la. 1598 00:56:16,573 --> 00:56:19,008 Who is that? 1599 00:56:19,042 --> 00:56:20,744 Ben Calder. 1600 00:56:20,777 --> 00:56:22,145 He's a college friend. 1601 00:56:22,178 --> 00:56:27,150 Oh, he is something. 1602 00:56:27,183 --> 00:56:31,588 Bet you a buck she goes home with him tonight. 1603 00:56:31,621 --> 00:56:33,456 I hated him. 1604 00:56:33,490 --> 00:56:35,825 I can't believe he did this. 1605 00:56:35,859 --> 00:56:36,760 I knew it. 1606 00:56:36,793 --> 00:56:37,794 I knew it. 1607 00:56:37,827 --> 00:56:38,728 God. 1608 00:56:38,762 --> 00:56:40,096 I hate him. 1609 00:56:40,130 --> 00:56:41,030 I know. 1610 00:56:41,064 --> 00:56:41,898 I know. 1611 00:56:45,268 --> 00:56:47,504 Why'd you sleep with him? 1612 00:56:47,537 --> 00:56:50,507 What do you mean, why did I sleep with him? 1613 00:56:50,540 --> 00:56:53,643 I didn't know I'd hate him. 1614 00:56:53,676 --> 00:56:54,611 Oh. 1615 00:56:54,644 --> 00:56:55,945 Oh god. 1616 00:56:55,979 --> 00:56:56,946 [cough] - How you doing? 1617 00:56:56,980 --> 00:56:57,914 I saw your play. 1618 00:56:57,947 --> 00:56:58,882 I really liked it. Hey. 1619 00:56:58,915 --> 00:56:59,983 [bump] Ow. 1620 00:57:00,016 --> 00:57:00,884 I'm sorry. 1621 00:57:00,917 --> 00:57:01,885 Ow. 1622 00:57:01,918 --> 00:57:03,586 I'm sorry. 1623 00:57:03,620 --> 00:57:04,854 It's nothing personal I was just trying to squeeze by. 1624 00:57:04,888 --> 00:57:05,555 No. That's fine. 1625 00:57:05,588 --> 00:57:06,856 [laughing] 1626 00:57:06,890 --> 00:57:07,824 Sure. 1627 00:57:07,857 --> 00:57:09,826 Excuse me. 1628 00:57:09,859 --> 00:57:12,262 Nice broach. 1629 00:57:12,295 --> 00:57:13,196 [exhales] 1630 00:57:13,229 --> 00:57:15,698 [dance music] 1631 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,669 [giggling] 1632 00:57:22,772 --> 00:57:24,207 I can't believe you take this shit. 1633 00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:28,178 [laughing] 1634 00:57:28,211 --> 00:57:30,680 JIMMY: Do you ever dream of the perfect woman? 1635 00:57:30,713 --> 00:57:32,515 Only every night. 1636 00:57:32,549 --> 00:57:36,519 Well, my perfect woman looks just like Paula. 1637 00:57:36,553 --> 00:57:38,922 Except she's smart enough to overcome the handicap 1638 00:57:38,955 --> 00:57:40,523 of being beautiful. 1639 00:57:55,872 --> 00:58:02,779 SINGER: (SINGING IN SPANISH) 1640 00:58:02,812 --> 00:58:05,114 WOMAN: He's such a prick. 1641 00:58:05,148 --> 00:58:06,216 You know that? 1642 00:58:06,249 --> 00:58:07,584 He's a real prick. 1643 00:58:07,617 --> 00:58:08,284 I know. 1644 00:58:08,318 --> 00:58:09,152 I know. 1645 00:58:12,255 --> 00:58:14,090 Men are real bastards. 1646 00:58:14,123 --> 00:58:14,991 You know that? 1647 00:58:15,024 --> 00:58:17,627 Real fucking bastards. 1648 00:58:17,660 --> 00:58:18,895 I know. 1649 00:58:18,928 --> 00:58:19,762 I know. 1650 00:58:21,965 --> 00:58:25,168 So why'd you sleep with him? 1651 00:58:25,201 --> 00:58:33,109 Because-- I didn't know he'd be that much of a bastard. 1652 00:58:33,142 --> 00:58:34,644 Oh. 1653 00:58:34,677 --> 00:58:35,645 [blows smoke] 1654 00:58:35,678 --> 00:58:37,747 SINGER: (SINGING IN SPANISH) 1655 00:58:37,780 --> 00:58:40,049 [whispering] 1656 00:58:41,117 --> 00:58:42,018 You can try. 1657 00:58:50,627 --> 00:58:51,895 Excuse me. 1658 00:58:51,928 --> 00:58:53,997 Do you have a bathroom? 1659 00:58:54,030 --> 00:58:54,831 Yes. 1660 00:58:57,767 --> 00:58:59,002 Would you like to use it? 1661 00:58:59,035 --> 00:59:01,004 Please. 1662 00:59:01,037 --> 00:59:02,639 Down the hallway. 1663 00:59:02,672 --> 00:59:04,374 Last door on your right. 1664 00:59:04,407 --> 00:59:05,708 Thank you. 1665 00:59:05,742 --> 00:59:06,576 But Problema. 1666 00:59:12,649 --> 00:59:13,249 Hey, Paula. 1667 00:59:16,185 --> 00:59:18,655 Fuck off, Sean. 1668 00:59:18,688 --> 00:59:19,289 OK. 1669 00:59:23,927 --> 00:59:26,796 [latin music] 1670 00:59:33,202 --> 00:59:34,704 WOMAN: I really thought he was the one. 1671 00:59:34,737 --> 00:59:36,039 You know? - I know. 1672 00:59:36,072 --> 00:59:37,941 I know. [glass shattering] 1673 00:59:37,974 --> 00:59:40,877 But before we even got started, 1674 00:59:40,910 --> 00:59:43,212 I had this really bad feeling about him. 1675 00:59:43,246 --> 00:59:44,113 You know? 1676 00:59:44,147 --> 00:59:45,081 [breathing heavy] 1677 00:59:45,114 --> 00:59:45,982 I know. 1678 00:59:46,015 --> 00:59:48,918 I know. 1679 00:59:48,952 --> 00:59:53,690 So why'd you sleep with him? 1680 00:59:53,723 --> 00:59:56,993 Well, I really thought he was the one. 1681 01:00:00,697 --> 01:00:01,664 Oh. 1682 01:00:01,698 --> 01:00:08,304 SINGER: (SINGING IN SPANISH) 1683 01:00:08,338 --> 01:00:11,674 Just so that I know, Sean, is there a woman here 1684 01:00:11,708 --> 01:00:15,411 tonight you haven't slept with? 1685 01:00:15,445 --> 01:00:16,245 Yes. 1686 01:00:30,893 --> 01:00:31,694 Her. 1687 01:00:42,105 --> 01:00:44,073 [sighs] 1688 01:00:44,107 --> 01:00:45,041 How you doing? 1689 01:00:45,074 --> 01:00:46,175 Good. 1690 01:00:46,209 --> 01:00:49,012 (SINGING) So not feeling always 1691 01:00:49,045 --> 01:00:55,018 til it's time to take to home. 1692 01:00:55,051 --> 01:00:55,885 Every time. 1693 01:01:07,397 --> 01:01:10,366 On an easy steal-- 1694 01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,101 You've just been through a lot of relationships. 1695 01:01:12,135 --> 01:01:13,269 You know? 1696 01:01:13,302 --> 01:01:14,771 Yeah. 1697 01:01:14,804 --> 01:01:17,173 Well, I guess I just haven't been that lucky. 1698 01:01:17,206 --> 01:01:18,107 Lucky? 1699 01:01:18,141 --> 01:01:20,343 What about Rachel? 1700 01:01:20,376 --> 01:01:21,911 Rachel? 1701 01:01:21,944 --> 01:01:22,812 My god. 1702 01:01:22,845 --> 01:01:25,848 Mimi, that was ages ago. 1703 01:01:25,882 --> 01:01:27,083 What about Rachel? 1704 01:01:27,116 --> 01:01:28,751 Oh, come on, Jimmy. 1705 01:01:28,785 --> 01:01:30,119 She was nice. 1706 01:01:30,153 --> 01:01:31,754 Very nice. 1707 01:01:31,788 --> 01:01:33,222 MIMI: She was beautiful. 1708 01:01:33,256 --> 01:01:35,825 Like she was really beautiful. 1709 01:01:35,858 --> 01:01:37,493 Yeah. So? 1710 01:01:37,527 --> 01:01:40,296 Well, what was wrong with her? 1711 01:01:40,329 --> 01:01:41,497 I don't know. 1712 01:01:41,531 --> 01:01:45,301 It just didn't feel right. MIMI: Mm. 1713 01:01:45,334 --> 01:01:47,937 Jimmy, you shouldn't have broken up with her. 1714 01:01:47,970 --> 01:01:50,506 Mimi, we had nothing in common. 1715 01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:52,175 And I just wasn't interested. 1716 01:01:52,208 --> 01:01:54,544 Well, I just think you were kind of lucky to be going 1717 01:01:54,577 --> 01:01:55,478 out with someone like her. 1718 01:02:00,216 --> 01:02:03,119 Should I be offended? 1719 01:02:03,152 --> 01:02:05,021 Why? 1720 01:02:05,054 --> 01:02:08,424 Well, I mean, you make it sound like I didn't have 1721 01:02:08,458 --> 01:02:10,193 the right to break up with her. 1722 01:02:10,226 --> 01:02:11,461 What are you talking about? 1723 01:02:11,494 --> 01:02:15,198 Like who do I think I am? 1724 01:02:15,231 --> 01:02:16,499 No. 1725 01:02:16,532 --> 01:02:17,533 No. 1726 01:02:17,567 --> 01:02:19,902 I just think she's beautiful. 1727 01:02:19,936 --> 01:02:21,938 And she's so nice. 1728 01:02:21,971 --> 01:02:23,840 That's all. 1729 01:02:23,873 --> 01:02:25,074 [clears throat] 1730 01:02:27,443 --> 01:02:29,879 So where's Ben? 1731 01:02:29,912 --> 01:02:33,015 Oh, he had to go. 1732 01:02:33,049 --> 01:02:33,916 Oh. 1733 01:02:33,950 --> 01:02:34,917 [laughter] 1734 01:02:34,951 --> 01:02:35,852 Oh. 1735 01:02:35,885 --> 01:02:37,186 Oh, oh. Oh, oh. 1736 01:02:37,220 --> 01:02:38,421 I got one. 1737 01:02:38,454 --> 01:02:39,956 I got one. 1738 01:02:39,989 --> 01:02:42,158 What's the best way to give a woman an orgasm? 1739 01:02:42,191 --> 01:02:43,159 Heh? 1740 01:02:43,192 --> 01:02:44,527 Hey? 1741 01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:46,095 Who cares? 1742 01:02:46,129 --> 01:02:49,332 [laughing hysterically] 1743 01:02:51,901 --> 01:02:52,502 Excuse me. 1744 01:03:07,450 --> 01:03:09,285 Hey, where you going? 1745 01:03:09,318 --> 01:03:10,219 It's late. 1746 01:03:10,253 --> 01:03:11,154 I got to go. 1747 01:03:11,187 --> 01:03:12,088 Well, come on. 1748 01:03:12,121 --> 01:03:13,356 Stick around. 1749 01:03:13,389 --> 01:03:14,557 The party's not over yet. 1750 01:03:14,590 --> 01:03:15,525 [laughs] 1751 01:03:15,558 --> 01:03:16,492 Yeah. 1752 01:03:16,526 --> 01:03:19,595 Well, it is for me. 1753 01:03:19,629 --> 01:03:21,197 Thanks for the invite. 1754 01:03:21,230 --> 01:03:22,999 Why? 1755 01:03:23,032 --> 01:03:26,369 You didn't even give me a chance to tell you all about myself. 1756 01:03:26,402 --> 01:03:28,538 [laughs] 1757 01:03:29,906 --> 01:03:30,506 Who cares? 1758 01:03:53,563 --> 01:03:54,497 [knocking] 1759 01:03:54,530 --> 01:03:55,431 Shit. 1760 01:03:55,464 --> 01:03:56,432 Just a minute. 1761 01:04:17,119 --> 01:04:19,021 You lied to me. 1762 01:04:19,055 --> 01:04:19,956 I did? 1763 01:04:19,989 --> 01:04:20,990 Yes, you did. 1764 01:04:21,023 --> 01:04:22,291 You told me you quit smoking. 1765 01:04:22,325 --> 01:04:24,060 I-- Yeah. 1766 01:04:24,093 --> 01:04:25,628 I have quit. 1767 01:04:25,661 --> 01:04:27,964 Well, then I guess the person smoking in here 1768 01:04:27,997 --> 01:04:29,565 just jumped out the window. 1769 01:04:29,599 --> 01:04:30,933 [laughing] 1770 01:04:30,967 --> 01:04:31,934 I guess so. 1771 01:04:35,338 --> 01:04:37,206 Why did you lie to me? 1772 01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:39,342 Um-- I-- 1773 01:04:39,375 --> 01:04:40,977 What are you feeling inside that 1774 01:04:41,010 --> 01:04:42,712 makes you have to lie to me? 1775 01:04:42,745 --> 01:04:43,646 Inside? 1776 01:04:43,679 --> 01:04:45,047 Mm. 1777 01:04:45,081 --> 01:04:47,283 You've been hurt, haven't you? 1778 01:04:47,316 --> 01:04:50,186 Uh, huh. 1779 01:04:50,219 --> 01:04:55,224 I know you won't lie to me unless somebody's hurt you. 1780 01:04:55,258 --> 01:04:58,160 I know what you're feeling. 1781 01:04:58,194 --> 01:05:00,529 I know. 1782 01:05:00,563 --> 01:05:01,464 I know. 1783 01:05:11,540 --> 01:05:12,441 Mm. 1784 01:05:12,475 --> 01:05:14,343 [laughs nervously] 1785 01:05:21,417 --> 01:05:23,686 [moaning] 1786 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:35,031 I mean, I'm sure women are having a good time with me. 1787 01:05:35,064 --> 01:05:36,666 I'm just not sure they're having a good time, 1788 01:05:36,699 --> 01:05:38,167 if you know what I mean. 1789 01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:41,137 You're not sure if they're having orgasms. 1790 01:05:41,170 --> 01:05:42,571 I'm pretty sure. 1791 01:05:42,605 --> 01:05:45,141 I mean, they seem like they're having orgasms. 1792 01:05:45,174 --> 01:05:46,375 But I'm just not really sure. 1793 01:05:46,409 --> 01:05:47,710 Oh, shit, man. 1794 01:05:47,743 --> 01:05:49,578 I gave up worrying about that a long time ago. 1795 01:05:49,612 --> 01:05:51,247 What? 1796 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:54,583 Sean, look, that's all I used to ever think about. 1797 01:05:54,617 --> 01:05:55,685 Was it good for her? 1798 01:05:55,718 --> 01:05:57,320 Did she cum? 1799 01:05:57,353 --> 01:05:59,221 I finally realized that I was so caught up 1800 01:05:59,255 --> 01:06:01,457 worrying about her orgasm that I wasn't even 1801 01:06:01,490 --> 01:06:04,560 enjoying having sex myself. 1802 01:06:04,593 --> 01:06:06,729 Whoa. 1803 01:06:06,762 --> 01:06:08,531 Yeah. 1804 01:06:08,564 --> 01:06:10,266 And whenever I asked if it was good, 1805 01:06:10,299 --> 01:06:13,069 well, they'd get mad at me and tell 1806 01:06:13,102 --> 01:06:14,470 me that I had an ego problem. 1807 01:06:14,503 --> 01:06:17,206 So I figured, hey, what's the point. 1808 01:06:17,239 --> 01:06:18,140 Yeah. 1809 01:06:18,174 --> 01:06:19,542 I guess. 1810 01:06:19,575 --> 01:06:21,477 Well, like I know they're enjoying it with me. 1811 01:06:21,510 --> 01:06:22,645 Right? 1812 01:06:22,678 --> 01:06:24,413 I just wonder sometimes. 1813 01:06:24,447 --> 01:06:27,049 Look, I figure if the woman doesn't have the guts to show 1814 01:06:27,083 --> 01:06:30,653 me what to do, or be responsible enough to get herself off, 1815 01:06:30,686 --> 01:06:33,322 I figure she doesn't deserve an orgasm. 1816 01:06:33,356 --> 01:06:34,724 Yeah. 1817 01:06:34,757 --> 01:06:37,126 Maybe. 1818 01:06:37,159 --> 01:06:39,061 But you know what I think? 1819 01:06:39,095 --> 01:06:41,597 I think it's all some big female conspiracy. 1820 01:06:41,630 --> 01:06:43,532 What is? 1821 01:06:43,566 --> 01:06:45,634 Women having orgasms. 1822 01:06:45,668 --> 01:06:46,469 I think it's a myth. 1823 01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:05,388 [blows smoke] 1824 01:07:05,421 --> 01:07:08,257 I'll uh-- see you in the morning, boys. 1825 01:07:18,267 --> 01:07:21,237 [muttering] 1826 01:07:21,270 --> 01:07:22,271 SEAN: Good party. 1827 01:07:25,608 --> 01:07:26,409 JIMMY: Good party. 1828 01:07:29,378 --> 01:07:31,180 TIM: Great party. 1829 01:07:31,213 --> 01:07:33,783 [laughing] 1830 01:07:33,816 --> 01:07:36,852 JIMMY: Great party. 1831 01:07:36,886 --> 01:07:38,387 SEAN: Nice babes. 1832 01:07:41,157 --> 01:07:43,459 JIMMY: Nice babes. 1833 01:07:43,492 --> 01:07:45,761 SEAN: Didn't score though. 1834 01:07:45,795 --> 01:07:48,264 JIMMY: Nope. 1835 01:07:48,297 --> 01:07:49,098 Didn't score. 1836 01:07:53,269 --> 01:07:54,370 SEAN: Tim scored. 1837 01:07:54,403 --> 01:07:55,738 [laughs] 1838 01:07:55,771 --> 01:07:59,442 JIMMY: Oh, Tim scored. 1839 01:08:03,946 --> 01:08:06,449 SEAN: Anybody else score? 1840 01:08:06,482 --> 01:08:08,617 JIMMY: I don't know. 1841 01:08:08,651 --> 01:08:12,888 I think Mimi's hot for Ben Calder, though. 1842 01:08:12,922 --> 01:08:14,723 Oh, yeah. 1843 01:08:14,757 --> 01:08:16,225 How do you know? 1844 01:08:16,258 --> 01:08:18,461 I just know. 1845 01:08:18,494 --> 01:08:22,698 I've known Mimi long enough to know when she is in heat. 1846 01:08:22,731 --> 01:08:25,334 And heat is right. 1847 01:08:25,367 --> 01:08:28,804 That guy's going to have the time of his life. 1848 01:08:28,838 --> 01:08:31,373 What do you mean? 1849 01:08:31,407 --> 01:08:33,609 I mean, the woman is wild. 1850 01:08:33,642 --> 01:08:34,443 Shit. 1851 01:08:38,347 --> 01:08:39,248 Really? 1852 01:08:39,281 --> 01:08:42,318 How do you know? 1853 01:08:42,351 --> 01:08:43,619 SEAN: I fucked her last winter. 1854 01:08:48,224 --> 01:08:48,924 You did? 1855 01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:51,427 When? 1856 01:08:51,460 --> 01:08:54,930 SEAN: When we all went on that ski week. 1857 01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:55,865 Yeah. 1858 01:08:55,898 --> 01:08:56,799 You weren't there. 1859 01:08:56,832 --> 01:08:59,568 Were you? 1860 01:08:59,602 --> 01:09:01,904 No. 1861 01:09:01,937 --> 01:09:03,672 No. I had to teach. 1862 01:09:06,275 --> 01:09:06,976 Wow. 1863 01:09:07,009 --> 01:09:08,777 You slept with Mimi. 1864 01:09:08,811 --> 01:09:11,580 SEAN: Oh, yeah. 1865 01:09:11,614 --> 01:09:13,382 She was great. 1866 01:09:13,415 --> 01:09:16,285 She was? 1867 01:09:16,318 --> 01:09:17,186 Awesome. 1868 01:09:20,523 --> 01:09:23,559 Best blowjob I ever had. 1869 01:09:23,592 --> 01:09:24,393 Really? 1870 01:09:27,496 --> 01:09:36,472 SEAN: And she's got the nicest roundest breasts. 1871 01:09:36,505 --> 01:09:37,373 Huge nipples. 1872 01:09:40,843 --> 01:09:41,710 What a body. 1873 01:09:44,747 --> 01:09:45,681 Hm. 1874 01:09:45,714 --> 01:09:48,584 And can she fuck. 1875 01:09:48,617 --> 01:09:49,552 Really? 1876 01:09:49,585 --> 01:09:50,386 SEAN: Oh yeah. 1877 01:09:52,888 --> 01:09:55,257 She was awesome. 1878 01:09:55,291 --> 01:09:56,559 [laughs] 1879 01:09:56,592 --> 01:09:57,660 Shit. 1880 01:09:57,693 --> 01:09:59,328 That guy's going to get cranked. 1881 01:10:02,698 --> 01:10:03,499 Really? 1882 01:10:18,447 --> 01:10:19,715 [glass shatters] 1883 01:10:24,453 --> 01:10:25,287 Fuck. 1884 01:10:34,063 --> 01:10:38,033 Look, that'll be it for today, folks. 1885 01:10:38,067 --> 01:10:39,501 I'll see you all on Thursday. 1886 01:10:59,888 --> 01:11:02,825 There's something I want to show you. 1887 01:11:02,858 --> 01:11:03,792 I beg your pardon? 1888 01:11:03,826 --> 01:11:05,361 [laughs] 1889 01:11:05,394 --> 01:11:07,563 I said, there's something I want to show you. 1890 01:11:07,596 --> 01:11:08,497 Oh, really. 1891 01:11:08,530 --> 01:11:12,901 Uh, what's that? 1892 01:11:12,935 --> 01:11:15,504 Me. 1893 01:11:15,537 --> 01:11:16,605 You? 1894 01:11:16,639 --> 01:11:17,506 Yeah. 1895 01:11:17,539 --> 01:11:19,441 Me. 1896 01:11:19,475 --> 01:11:22,344 You-- you were right. 1897 01:11:22,378 --> 01:11:24,380 We should keep this just between two people. 1898 01:11:27,816 --> 01:11:31,086 [laughs] 1899 01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:32,855 You're Jane Doe. 1900 01:11:32,888 --> 01:11:35,057 Yeah. 1901 01:11:35,090 --> 01:11:36,525 Wow. 1902 01:11:36,558 --> 01:11:37,693 I thought we were never supposed to see. 1903 01:11:37,726 --> 01:11:39,395 Oh, well, you aren't. 1904 01:11:39,428 --> 01:11:40,462 But I'm changing the rules. 1905 01:11:40,496 --> 01:11:41,397 You are? 1906 01:11:41,430 --> 01:11:42,464 Why? 1907 01:11:42,498 --> 01:11:44,066 Because I don't agree with them. 1908 01:11:46,869 --> 01:11:48,871 You were at the party on Saturday night. 1909 01:11:48,904 --> 01:11:50,472 JANE DOE: Yep. 1910 01:11:50,506 --> 01:11:51,874 And I'm probably going to get in a lot of trouble 1911 01:11:51,907 --> 01:11:53,409 for doing this. 1912 01:11:53,442 --> 01:11:54,643 Oh, they may even kick me off the experiment. 1913 01:11:54,677 --> 01:11:56,645 JIMMY: Oh, but you spent all this time. 1914 01:11:56,679 --> 01:11:57,980 Oh, that's OK. 1915 01:11:58,013 --> 01:12:00,149 I mean, you know, I've learned a few things. 1916 01:12:00,182 --> 01:12:01,483 I'll start my own project. 1917 01:12:01,517 --> 01:12:03,419 [laughs] 1918 01:12:03,452 --> 01:12:04,553 JANE DOE: You seem uncomfortable. 1919 01:12:04,586 --> 01:12:05,788 Is there something wrong? - No. 1920 01:12:05,821 --> 01:12:06,722 No. 1921 01:12:06,755 --> 01:12:08,457 It's-- no. 1922 01:12:08,490 --> 01:12:10,993 It's just, you know, strange seeing you all of a sudden. 1923 01:12:11,026 --> 01:12:14,463 Well, I had a picture, you know, in my mind. 1924 01:12:14,496 --> 01:12:15,964 - Disappointed. - No. 1925 01:12:15,998 --> 01:12:16,932 No. 1926 01:12:16,965 --> 01:12:19,068 I mean, it's-- it's good. 1927 01:12:19,101 --> 01:12:20,469 I mean, it's good to see you, finally. 1928 01:12:20,502 --> 01:12:24,139 [laughs nervously] 1929 01:12:24,173 --> 01:12:26,942 You know, I have-- 1930 01:12:26,975 --> 01:12:30,179 I've really never met a man like you before. 1931 01:12:30,212 --> 01:12:31,714 What do you mean? 1932 01:12:31,747 --> 01:12:35,584 Well, for someone as physically attractive 1933 01:12:35,617 --> 01:12:38,487 as you are, it's rare to find someone 1934 01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:43,525 so intellectually elegant. 1935 01:12:43,559 --> 01:12:45,828 My. 1936 01:12:45,861 --> 01:12:47,029 Thank you. - Really. 1937 01:12:47,062 --> 01:12:48,063 I mean it. 1938 01:12:48,097 --> 01:12:50,199 I mean, you're really different. 1939 01:12:50,232 --> 01:12:53,535 You know, you're not afraid to show your weaknesses. 1940 01:12:53,569 --> 01:12:55,671 You seem to almost celebrate them. 1941 01:12:55,704 --> 01:12:58,807 Well, I don't see any reason to hide them. 1942 01:12:58,841 --> 01:13:00,709 JANE DOE: And that's what I like about you. 1943 01:13:00,743 --> 01:13:03,045 Humility and looks. 1944 01:13:03,078 --> 01:13:05,581 That's rare. 1945 01:13:05,614 --> 01:13:09,818 And you're really, really good at it too. 1946 01:13:09,852 --> 01:13:11,220 Hm? 1947 01:13:11,253 --> 01:13:14,656 JANE DOE: Well, I'll bet tons of women fall for it. 1948 01:13:14,690 --> 01:13:16,658 Fall for what? 1949 01:13:16,692 --> 01:13:18,694 Well, your con. 1950 01:13:18,727 --> 01:13:19,995 What con? 1951 01:13:20,028 --> 01:13:21,864 Your looks, your elegance, your humility, 1952 01:13:21,897 --> 01:13:25,100 and, ungh, I can tell you, it really is a turn on. 1953 01:13:25,134 --> 01:13:26,068 It's not a con. 1954 01:13:26,101 --> 01:13:27,836 JANE DOE: Yeah. 1955 01:13:27,870 --> 01:13:29,872 Jimmy, it's so good a con, you don't even know it's a con. 1956 01:13:29,905 --> 01:13:31,540 But it's not a con. 1957 01:13:31,573 --> 01:13:32,641 Everybody's got a con. 1958 01:13:32,674 --> 01:13:33,575 I've got a con. 1959 01:13:33,609 --> 01:13:34,843 You've got a con. 1960 01:13:34,877 --> 01:13:36,612 We've all got a con to get what we want. 1961 01:13:36,645 --> 01:13:39,982 And yours, it is-- mhm-- it's really different, you know. 1962 01:13:40,015 --> 01:13:42,584 But it's all camouflage. 1963 01:13:42,618 --> 01:13:43,919 You think you're better than most people. 1964 01:13:43,952 --> 01:13:45,621 [laughs] - No, I don't. 1965 01:13:45,654 --> 01:13:47,156 Yeah, you do. 1966 01:13:47,189 --> 01:13:49,158 You're a bit of an arrogant, self-righteous 1967 01:13:49,191 --> 01:13:50,759 son of a bitch, James Rovinski. 1968 01:13:50,793 --> 01:13:52,528 And I think you hide it behind a wall of humility. 1969 01:13:52,561 --> 01:13:53,262 Really? 1970 01:13:53,295 --> 01:13:54,730 Really? 1971 01:13:54,763 --> 01:13:56,565 And I think that you are really offended 1972 01:13:56,598 --> 01:14:00,068 when a woman isn't attracted to you, offended to your core. 1973 01:14:00,102 --> 01:14:02,704 Look, I think I have learned to live with the fact 1974 01:14:02,738 --> 01:14:04,072 that not every woman is attracted to me. 1975 01:14:04,106 --> 01:14:05,240 Yeah. 1976 01:14:05,274 --> 01:14:06,141 Well, you may learn to live with it. 1977 01:14:06,175 --> 01:14:06,975 But you don't accept it. 1978 01:14:07,009 --> 01:14:09,244 That's not true. 1979 01:14:09,278 --> 01:14:11,513 You never get the women you want, Jimmy. 1980 01:14:11,547 --> 01:14:13,549 I mean, it seems to me, you're attracted to intelligent women. 1981 01:14:13,582 --> 01:14:15,884 But somehow, they always get away from you. 1982 01:14:15,918 --> 01:14:16,785 So? 1983 01:14:16,819 --> 01:14:19,655 So-- so maybe-- 1984 01:14:19,688 --> 01:14:22,090 maybe they sense you're looking down on them. 1985 01:14:22,124 --> 01:14:26,695 I mean, they can't explain it because you hide it so well. 1986 01:14:26,728 --> 01:14:28,063 But they feel it. 1987 01:14:28,096 --> 01:14:29,565 And it turns them off. 1988 01:14:29,598 --> 01:14:32,868 Look, what are you-- 1989 01:14:32,901 --> 01:14:34,870 you don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about. 1990 01:14:34,903 --> 01:14:38,974 JANE DOE: Oh, really? 1991 01:14:39,007 --> 01:14:42,077 Think about it, Rovinski. 1992 01:14:42,110 --> 01:14:42,911 Just think about it. 1993 01:14:52,354 --> 01:14:55,257 [phone ringing] 1994 01:15:00,829 --> 01:15:01,697 JIMMY: Hi. 1995 01:15:01,730 --> 01:15:03,298 Thanks for calling. 1996 01:15:03,332 --> 01:15:06,068 Please leave a message for Sean, Tim, or Jimmy after the beep. 1997 01:15:06,101 --> 01:15:07,002 Thanks for calling. 1998 01:15:07,035 --> 01:15:08,337 Bye. 1999 01:15:08,370 --> 01:15:10,005 MIMI (ON PHONE): Hey, Jim. 2000 01:15:10,038 --> 01:15:11,139 It's Mimi. 2001 01:15:11,173 --> 01:15:12,741 I'm just calling to make sure we're 2002 01:15:12,774 --> 01:15:14,009 on for dinner tomorrow night. 2003 01:15:14,042 --> 01:15:14,910 Give me a call back. 2004 01:15:14,943 --> 01:15:16,678 Bye. 2005 01:15:16,712 --> 01:15:23,919 SINGER: (SINGING) Every time she break if you relay every-- 2006 01:15:23,952 --> 01:15:26,922 [phone ringing] 2007 01:15:26,955 --> 01:15:29,324 JIMMY (ON PHONE): Hello. 2008 01:15:29,358 --> 01:15:30,325 PAULA: Hello, James, dear. 2009 01:15:30,359 --> 01:15:32,628 Did I wake you up? 2010 01:15:32,661 --> 01:15:33,595 JIMMY (ON PHONE): Yes. 2011 01:15:33,629 --> 01:15:34,663 Well, it's late morning. 2012 01:15:34,696 --> 01:15:36,164 You should be getting up anyway. 2013 01:15:36,198 --> 01:15:38,634 Listen, I was just calling to thank you about the party 2014 01:15:38,667 --> 01:15:39,368 Saturday night. 2015 01:15:39,401 --> 01:15:40,702 I really appreciate it. 2016 01:15:40,736 --> 01:15:41,336 JIMMY (ON PHONE): Paula-- 2017 01:15:44,072 --> 01:15:48,644 Paula, you know how when you go to bed at night 2018 01:15:48,677 --> 01:15:51,113 and you're not really sure about something, 2019 01:15:51,146 --> 01:15:52,648 and then you wake up in the morning 2020 01:15:52,681 --> 01:15:53,715 and suddenly you're sure? 2021 01:15:53,749 --> 01:15:54,583 Yes. 2022 01:15:57,252 --> 01:15:59,788 Well, I'm sure I don't want you calling me anymore. 2023 01:15:59,821 --> 01:16:00,722 [laughs] 2024 01:16:00,756 --> 01:16:02,291 I beg your pardon. 2025 01:16:02,324 --> 01:16:05,060 I'm also sure that I don't want to go 2026 01:16:05,093 --> 01:16:07,162 out to dinner with you anymore. 2027 01:16:07,195 --> 01:16:08,830 What? 2028 01:16:08,864 --> 01:16:11,800 As a matter of fact, I'm sure I don't 2029 01:16:11,833 --> 01:16:14,002 ever want to see you again. 2030 01:16:14,036 --> 01:16:14,970 Jimmy. 2031 01:16:15,003 --> 01:16:16,138 Don't bother me any more. 2032 01:16:16,171 --> 01:16:17,072 OK. 2033 01:16:17,105 --> 01:16:17,906 Please? 2034 01:16:21,910 --> 01:16:23,145 Bye Paula. 2035 01:16:23,178 --> 01:16:26,648 (SINGING) All black nature. 2036 01:16:39,061 --> 01:16:40,162 Oh, hey Jim. 2037 01:16:40,195 --> 01:16:41,096 How you doing? 2038 01:16:41,129 --> 01:16:42,097 JIMMY: Hey, Sean. 2039 01:16:42,130 --> 01:16:43,332 Where are you off to? 2040 01:16:43,365 --> 01:16:45,133 JIMMY: I'm going to Mimi's for dinner. 2041 01:16:45,167 --> 01:16:47,803 Oh. 2042 01:16:47,836 --> 01:16:52,774 Listen, Jimmy, it occurred to me that maybe I 2043 01:16:52,808 --> 01:16:57,813 shouldn't have told you anything about what happened between me 2044 01:16:57,846 --> 01:16:59,247 and Mimi. 2045 01:16:59,281 --> 01:17:01,316 You know, I was kind of hammered on Saturday night. 2046 01:17:01,350 --> 01:17:05,220 And I just kind of forgot how you feel about her. 2047 01:17:05,253 --> 01:17:06,355 Yeah. 2048 01:17:06,388 --> 01:17:08,056 Well, did you just kind of forget 2049 01:17:08,090 --> 01:17:10,225 while you were fucking her too? 2050 01:17:10,258 --> 01:17:11,326 Come on, Jim. 2051 01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:13,395 I'm trying to apologize here. 2052 01:17:13,428 --> 01:17:15,464 JIMMY: Really? 2053 01:17:15,497 --> 01:17:18,100 Well, don't sweat it, Seany boy. 2054 01:17:18,133 --> 01:17:20,435 Maybe someday I'll sleep with somebody 2055 01:17:20,469 --> 01:17:22,804 you're in love with if you ever fall in love with anybody. 2056 01:17:22,838 --> 01:17:24,206 Yeah. 2057 01:17:24,239 --> 01:17:26,808 Well, just so you know, it was one of those things. 2058 01:17:26,842 --> 01:17:27,876 We were drunk. 2059 01:17:27,909 --> 01:17:30,278 And it just happened. 2060 01:17:30,312 --> 01:17:31,313 It didn't mean anything. 2061 01:17:31,346 --> 01:17:32,414 Great. 2062 01:17:32,447 --> 01:17:33,348 It didn't mean anything. 2063 01:17:33,382 --> 01:17:35,484 Well, that's just great. 2064 01:17:35,517 --> 01:17:37,285 You know, I think that's what bothers me the most. 2065 01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:47,062 Fuck. 2066 01:17:47,095 --> 01:17:48,163 Oh, come on. 2067 01:17:48,196 --> 01:17:50,065 You have more friends than this. 2068 01:17:50,098 --> 01:17:51,333 Yeah. 2069 01:17:51,366 --> 01:17:53,301 But these are the ones I like. 2070 01:17:53,335 --> 01:17:54,269 [laughing] 2071 01:17:54,302 --> 01:17:55,737 MIMI: No, really. 2072 01:17:55,771 --> 01:17:59,007 I want to have a big, big party for you. 2073 01:17:59,041 --> 01:18:01,143 Honestly, I can't think of anybody else. 2074 01:18:01,176 --> 01:18:03,845 Do you want to invite Paula? 2075 01:18:03,879 --> 01:18:04,813 What do you think? 2076 01:18:04,846 --> 01:18:05,514 I don't know. 2077 01:18:05,547 --> 01:18:06,748 No. 2078 01:18:06,782 --> 01:18:09,418 I do not want to invite Paula. 2079 01:18:09,451 --> 01:18:12,854 MIMI: Oh, I know. 2080 01:18:12,888 --> 01:18:13,955 How about Ben? 2081 01:18:13,989 --> 01:18:14,790 JIMMY: Ben? 2082 01:18:18,794 --> 01:18:19,528 You mean Ben Calder. 2083 01:18:19,561 --> 01:18:20,429 Yeah. 2084 01:18:20,462 --> 01:18:23,098 How about him? 2085 01:18:23,131 --> 01:18:24,866 Oh, Ben. 2086 01:18:24,900 --> 01:18:29,971 Well, Ben and I aren't, you know, really that good friends. 2087 01:18:30,005 --> 01:18:31,239 Yeah. 2088 01:18:31,273 --> 01:18:32,874 Well, why don't we just invite him anyway? 2089 01:18:32,908 --> 01:18:35,077 Yeah. 2090 01:18:35,110 --> 01:18:36,378 I guess so. 2091 01:18:36,411 --> 01:18:37,279 OK. 2092 01:18:37,312 --> 01:18:42,417 Ben and his girlfriend. 2093 01:18:42,451 --> 01:18:43,785 - He's got a girlfriend? - Yeah. 2094 01:18:43,819 --> 01:18:44,519 Yeah. 2095 01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:45,821 He's got a girlfriend. 2096 01:18:45,854 --> 01:18:46,788 Oh. 2097 01:18:46,822 --> 01:18:48,356 What a bummer? 2098 01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:50,559 He is such a cutey. 2099 01:18:50,592 --> 01:18:54,062 [laughs] 2100 01:18:54,096 --> 01:18:55,997 What's wrong? 2101 01:18:56,031 --> 01:18:57,933 Mimi, why do you want to have this party? 2102 01:18:57,966 --> 01:18:59,301 What? 2103 01:18:59,334 --> 01:19:00,569 The party. 2104 01:19:00,602 --> 01:19:01,937 Why do you want to have this party for me? 2105 01:19:01,970 --> 01:19:03,839 Because you're my friend. 2106 01:19:03,872 --> 01:19:05,173 And it's your birthday. 2107 01:19:05,207 --> 01:19:06,374 And I thought it would be a nice thing to do. 2108 01:19:06,408 --> 01:19:07,509 JIMMY: That's the only reason? - Yeah. 2109 01:19:07,542 --> 01:19:08,877 JIMMY: Really? 2110 01:19:08,910 --> 01:19:10,579 Well, what are you getting at? 2111 01:19:10,612 --> 01:19:12,814 JIMMY: There is no other reason? 2112 01:19:12,848 --> 01:19:14,316 Like what? 2113 01:19:14,349 --> 01:19:18,019 Like maybe you're interested in one of my friends. 2114 01:19:18,053 --> 01:19:20,288 And if he was at the party, that would be the perfect chance 2115 01:19:20,322 --> 01:19:21,323 to get at him. 2116 01:19:21,356 --> 01:19:22,424 Is that what you think? 2117 01:19:22,457 --> 01:19:23,291 JIMMY: I don't know. 2118 01:19:26,294 --> 01:19:27,529 Yes. 2119 01:19:27,562 --> 01:19:28,463 Yes. 2120 01:19:28,497 --> 01:19:29,531 That is what I think. 2121 01:19:29,564 --> 01:19:30,432 Should I? 2122 01:19:30,465 --> 01:19:31,967 What do you think I am? 2123 01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:33,869 I don't know, Mimi. 2124 01:19:33,902 --> 01:19:35,904 But why don't you just tell me when you're interested in one 2125 01:19:35,937 --> 01:19:37,372 of my friends. 2126 01:19:37,405 --> 01:19:39,441 Why don't you just say, Jimmy, I find Ben attractive. 2127 01:19:39,474 --> 01:19:41,042 Will you set me up? 2128 01:19:41,076 --> 01:19:42,043 I didn't know. 2129 01:19:42,077 --> 01:19:45,013 It just doesn't feel right. 2130 01:19:45,046 --> 01:19:46,047 JIMMY: Yeah. 2131 01:19:46,081 --> 01:19:47,549 And why doesn't it feel right? 2132 01:19:47,582 --> 01:19:48,483 I don't know. 2133 01:19:48,517 --> 01:19:51,553 Well, I'll tell you why. 2134 01:19:51,586 --> 01:19:53,455 Because we're not friends. 2135 01:19:53,488 --> 01:19:56,358 MIMI: What are you talking about? 2136 01:19:56,391 --> 01:19:58,260 If we were friends, you wouldn't 2137 01:19:58,293 --> 01:20:00,395 have any trouble telling me who you're interested in. 2138 01:20:00,428 --> 01:20:01,630 No. That's not true. 2139 01:20:01,663 --> 01:20:03,265 I always tell you about my boyfriends. 2140 01:20:03,298 --> 01:20:04,299 Yeah. 2141 01:20:04,332 --> 01:20:05,534 When you're going out with them. 2142 01:20:05,567 --> 01:20:06,568 But whenever we're single we never talk 2143 01:20:06,601 --> 01:20:07,502 about who we're interested in. 2144 01:20:07,536 --> 01:20:08,937 What is wrong with you? 2145 01:20:08,970 --> 01:20:09,638 That's just bullshit. 2146 01:20:09,671 --> 01:20:11,907 JIMMY: Oh, is it? 2147 01:20:11,940 --> 01:20:13,542 Then why didn't you tell me that you fucked Sean? 2148 01:20:17,212 --> 01:20:18,346 He told you. JIMMY: Yes. 2149 01:20:18,380 --> 01:20:19,381 He told me. 2150 01:20:19,414 --> 01:20:20,549 What'd you expect? 2151 01:20:20,582 --> 01:20:21,983 The schmuck is only my best friend. 2152 01:20:22,017 --> 01:20:24,386 Oh, that son of a bitch. 2153 01:20:24,419 --> 01:20:26,321 Well, if we're such good friends then 2154 01:20:26,354 --> 01:20:27,589 why didn't you tell me? 2155 01:20:27,622 --> 01:20:30,058 Because I-- 2156 01:20:30,091 --> 01:20:32,160 I'll tell you why. 2157 01:20:32,194 --> 01:20:33,562 For the same reason that you couldn't tell me 2158 01:20:33,595 --> 01:20:34,963 that you're interested in Ben. 2159 01:20:34,996 --> 01:20:35,664 Because you couldn't. 2160 01:20:35,697 --> 01:20:36,631 No. 2161 01:20:36,665 --> 01:20:37,566 I didn't want to hurt you. 2162 01:20:37,599 --> 01:20:39,301 [laughs] 2163 01:20:39,334 --> 01:20:41,169 And you think doing it this way isn't going to hurt me? 2164 01:20:41,203 --> 01:20:43,238 Having a party for me? 2165 01:20:43,271 --> 01:20:44,673 How fucking ignorant do you think I am? 2166 01:20:44,706 --> 01:20:46,408 I'm not blind. 2167 01:20:46,441 --> 01:20:48,210 Do you think I wouldn't be hurt if you started seeing him? 2168 01:20:48,243 --> 01:20:49,544 Oh, what difference does it make. 2169 01:20:49,578 --> 01:20:50,946 Nothing's going to happen now. 2170 01:20:50,979 --> 01:20:52,113 He's got a girlfriend. 2171 01:20:52,147 --> 01:20:54,916 No, he doesn't. 2172 01:20:54,950 --> 01:20:57,619 I just told you that to see how you'd react. 2173 01:20:57,652 --> 01:20:59,588 You bastard. 2174 01:20:59,621 --> 01:21:03,291 Yeah, well, at least now I know. 2175 01:21:03,325 --> 01:21:05,227 How many others didn't you tell me about? 2176 01:21:05,260 --> 01:21:06,494 Oh, you know what? 2177 01:21:06,528 --> 01:21:08,230 I can't believe this. 2178 01:21:08,263 --> 01:21:10,532 What gives you the right to say this kind of shit to me? 2179 01:21:10,565 --> 01:21:11,666 We're friends, Jimmy. 2180 01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:13,068 That doesn't mean you can tell me 2181 01:21:13,101 --> 01:21:14,302 who I should be sleeping with. - OK. 2182 01:21:14,336 --> 01:21:15,570 Fine. 2183 01:21:15,604 --> 01:21:18,340 And what a sexist asshole you're being. 2184 01:21:18,373 --> 01:21:20,408 I don't hear you talking to your guy friends like this. 2185 01:21:20,442 --> 01:21:22,143 Sean sleeps with whoever he wants to. 2186 01:21:22,177 --> 01:21:23,445 Why don't you bitch at him too? 2187 01:21:23,478 --> 01:21:25,313 Because I am not in love with Sean. 2188 01:21:30,552 --> 01:21:32,487 MIMI: Jimmy, you and I are just friends. 2189 01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:34,256 If you can't handle that, that's your problem. 2190 01:21:37,158 --> 01:21:38,593 You're right, Mimi. 2191 01:21:38,627 --> 01:21:39,494 Yeah. 2192 01:21:39,527 --> 01:21:41,730 It is my problem. 2193 01:21:41,763 --> 01:21:43,531 For five years it's been my problem. 2194 01:21:43,565 --> 01:21:45,967 For five years I have watched you go out with other people. 2195 01:21:46,001 --> 01:21:48,103 And you know what? 2196 01:21:48,136 --> 01:21:50,305 I'm sick of it. 2197 01:21:50,338 --> 01:21:53,642 And I'm sick of pretending to be your friend. 2198 01:21:53,675 --> 01:21:56,111 I'm sick of having to keep my distance when all I want to do 2199 01:21:56,144 --> 01:22:00,715 is just grab you. 2200 01:22:00,749 --> 01:22:03,652 We're not friends, Mimi. 2201 01:22:03,685 --> 01:22:06,588 And we never have been because of the way I feel about you. 2202 01:22:09,557 --> 01:22:11,092 We are just friends. 2203 01:22:11,126 --> 01:22:12,727 And you're going to have to get used to it. 2204 01:22:12,761 --> 01:22:14,362 No. 2205 01:22:14,396 --> 01:22:15,297 I've tried, Mimi. 2206 01:22:15,330 --> 01:22:18,466 I really have. 2207 01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:24,339 And we should be friends, but I can't. 2208 01:22:24,372 --> 01:22:25,473 And I'm ashamed I can't. 2209 01:22:25,507 --> 01:22:28,710 And I'm tired of feeling ashamed. 2210 01:22:28,743 --> 01:22:33,581 I'm tired of feeling hurt, and jealous, and not good enough. 2211 01:22:33,615 --> 01:22:36,384 I'm tired of trying to be your friend. 2212 01:22:36,418 --> 01:22:38,153 For five years, Mimi, I have tried. 2213 01:22:38,186 --> 01:22:40,755 And I can't. 2214 01:22:40,789 --> 01:22:44,392 I really can't anymore. 2215 01:22:44,426 --> 01:22:46,194 So what are you saying? 2216 01:22:50,332 --> 01:22:52,267 I don't think we should see each other anymore, Mimi. 2217 01:22:55,236 --> 01:22:56,304 I don't think we can be friends. 2218 01:23:15,457 --> 01:23:20,328 I did something I don't think anybody's ever done. 2219 01:23:20,362 --> 01:23:22,664 I broke up with two people. 2220 01:23:22,697 --> 01:23:24,599 And I wasn't going out with either of them. 2221 01:23:24,632 --> 01:23:26,568 Oh, Christ. 2222 01:23:26,601 --> 01:23:29,170 That's got to be a first. 2223 01:23:29,204 --> 01:23:32,407 JANE DOE: So if you ever do find that one special woman, 2224 01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:33,708 what will she be like? 2225 01:23:33,742 --> 01:23:35,343 Rich. 2226 01:23:35,377 --> 01:23:36,544 Rich? 2227 01:23:36,578 --> 01:23:37,512 What? 2228 01:23:37,545 --> 01:23:38,480 You want to be a kept man? 2229 01:23:38,513 --> 01:23:39,381 Oh, yeah. 2230 01:23:39,414 --> 01:23:41,649 Well, it'd be nice. 2231 01:23:41,683 --> 01:23:43,385 I just don't want to have anybody depending on me. 2232 01:23:43,418 --> 01:23:45,120 You know? 2233 01:23:45,153 --> 01:23:48,490 I have a hard enough time being responsible for myself. 2234 01:23:48,523 --> 01:23:49,357 What else? 2235 01:23:52,761 --> 01:23:55,797 I guess I just want somebody that can see my side of things 2236 01:23:55,830 --> 01:23:56,698 too. 2237 01:23:56,731 --> 01:23:58,199 You know? 2238 01:23:58,233 --> 01:24:00,635 Understanding. 2239 01:24:00,668 --> 01:24:01,536 Yeah. 2240 01:24:01,569 --> 01:24:03,371 I know it sounds sappy. 2241 01:24:03,405 --> 01:24:04,339 But yeah. 2242 01:24:04,372 --> 01:24:05,707 And uh-- rich. 2243 01:24:05,740 --> 01:24:07,175 Yeah. 2244 01:24:07,208 --> 01:24:11,446 Understanding and rich with a great body. 2245 01:24:11,479 --> 01:24:13,648 [laughing] 2246 01:24:13,681 --> 01:24:15,683 You're a schmuck, Rovinski. 2247 01:24:31,399 --> 01:24:33,334 Uh, wait. 2248 01:24:33,368 --> 01:24:36,704 I've got something for you here. 2249 01:24:36,738 --> 01:24:38,640 [laughs] 2250 01:24:38,673 --> 01:24:40,475 Oh, well, thanks. 2251 01:24:40,508 --> 01:24:42,677 But they kicked me off the project. 2252 01:24:42,710 --> 01:24:45,280 Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear it. 2253 01:24:45,313 --> 01:24:49,384 Well, like I said, I'll start my own project. 2254 01:24:49,417 --> 01:24:54,322 Well, keep it for old time's sake then. 2255 01:24:54,355 --> 01:24:55,256 OK. 2256 01:24:55,290 --> 01:24:57,192 For old time's sake. 2257 01:24:57,225 --> 01:25:00,795 And if you ever need another guinea pig. 2258 01:25:00,829 --> 01:25:02,263 Well, thanks. 2259 01:25:02,297 --> 01:25:05,700 I might just take you up on that offer. 2260 01:25:05,733 --> 01:25:07,936 Well, thank you. 2261 01:25:07,969 --> 01:25:12,173 It's been interesting. 2262 01:25:12,207 --> 01:25:14,175 JIMMY: Interesting. Ouch. 2263 01:25:14,209 --> 01:25:16,211 [laughs] 2264 01:25:16,244 --> 01:25:20,882 Well, I've got to get going. 2265 01:25:20,915 --> 01:25:23,585 Maybe we'll see you around the department someday. 2266 01:25:23,618 --> 01:25:25,954 Yeah. I guess. 2267 01:25:25,987 --> 01:25:29,190 Well, farewell, Jane Doe. 2268 01:25:29,224 --> 01:25:30,692 Farewell, James Rovinski. 2269 01:25:35,463 --> 01:25:37,732 By the way, my name's Jo. 2270 01:25:37,765 --> 01:25:38,833 JIMMY: I'm sorry. 2271 01:25:38,867 --> 01:25:39,801 My name. 2272 01:25:39,834 --> 01:25:42,637 It's Jo, short for Joanne. 2273 01:25:42,670 --> 01:25:44,572 Nice to meet you Jo, short for Joanne. 2274 01:25:48,309 --> 01:25:48,910 Bye. 2275 01:25:55,517 --> 01:25:56,317 Hey Rovinski! 2276 01:26:01,589 --> 01:26:05,393 Listen, I know this is going to sound weird after everything 2277 01:26:05,426 --> 01:26:08,897 we've been through, but would you 2278 01:26:08,930 --> 01:26:12,700 have dinner with me some time? 2279 01:26:12,734 --> 01:26:14,469 Dinner? 2280 01:26:14,502 --> 01:26:15,370 Yeah. 2281 01:26:15,403 --> 01:26:17,238 Dinner. 2282 01:26:17,272 --> 01:26:18,973 You mean like a date? 2283 01:26:19,007 --> 01:26:19,874 Yeah. 2284 01:26:19,908 --> 01:26:20,808 A date. 2285 01:26:20,842 --> 01:26:23,511 [laughs] 2286 01:26:23,545 --> 01:26:24,746 I can't believe you're laughing at me. 2287 01:26:24,779 --> 01:26:26,881 No. No. 2288 01:26:26,915 --> 01:26:27,849 No. I'm not laughing at you. 2289 01:26:27,882 --> 01:26:32,921 I'm-- I'm flattered. 2290 01:26:32,954 --> 01:26:36,391 Flattered? 2291 01:26:36,424 --> 01:26:38,526 I thought you'd never ask. 2292 01:26:38,560 --> 01:26:39,894 [MUSIC - BRAD HAYES, "SAY THOSE THINGS"] 2293 01:26:39,928 --> 01:26:43,531 (SINGING) Words you told me not too long ago. 2294 01:26:43,565 --> 01:26:47,635 If you love me, better tell me so. 2295 01:26:47,669 --> 01:26:51,306 Say those things on your mind. 2296 01:26:55,410 --> 01:26:58,980 What you're saying is in between. 2297 01:26:59,013 --> 01:27:02,750 I wish you'd tell me just what you mean. 2298 01:27:02,784 --> 01:27:06,521 You've got to say those things on your mind. 2299 01:27:11,526 --> 01:27:14,295 It's not the truth, but it's not a lie 2300 01:27:14,329 --> 01:27:19,400 when you can't say the things that you feel inside. 2301 01:27:19,434 --> 01:27:22,337 Feel like you're walking on a moving track. 2302 01:27:22,370 --> 01:27:25,473 You take one step forward, and one step back. 2303 01:27:30,445 --> 01:27:34,415 Words you told me not too long ago. 2304 01:27:34,449 --> 01:27:38,319 If you love me, better tell me so. 2305 01:27:38,353 --> 01:27:42,590 Say those things on your mind. 2306 01:27:46,494 --> 01:27:49,664 What's you're saying is in between. 2307 01:27:49,697 --> 01:27:53,434 I wish you'd tell me just what you mean. 2308 01:27:53,468 --> 01:27:57,405 You've got to say those things on your mind. 2309 01:28:01,476 --> 01:28:04,812 It's not the truth, but it's not a lie 2310 01:28:04,846 --> 01:28:09,784 when you can't say the things that you feel inside. 2311 01:28:09,817 --> 01:28:12,453 Feel like you're walking on a moving track. 2312 01:28:12,487 --> 01:28:15,723 You take one step forward, and one step back. 2313 01:28:20,728 --> 01:28:24,832 What you say is all well and fine. 2314 01:28:24,866 --> 01:28:27,935 But what I'm missing is the bottom line. 2315 01:28:27,969 --> 01:28:32,840 You got to say those things that are on your mind. 2316 01:29:07,942 --> 01:29:10,411 It's not the truth, but it's not a lie 2317 01:29:10,445 --> 01:29:15,116 when you can't say the things that you feel inside. 2318 01:29:15,149 --> 01:29:18,486 Feel like you're walking on a moving track. 2319 01:29:18,519 --> 01:29:22,457 You take one step forward and one step back. 2320 01:29:27,662 --> 01:29:31,132 What you see is not what you get. 2321 01:29:31,165 --> 01:29:33,935 What's underneath just ain't come out yet. 2322 01:29:33,968 --> 01:29:38,473 You got to say those things on your mind. 2323 01:29:41,809 --> 01:29:43,111 Go on and say those things. 2324 01:29:49,650 --> 01:29:59,761 You got to say those things if they're on your mind. 155073