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Chihuahua!

Chihuahua!

Chihuahua!

Chihuahua! Oh, Chihuahua! Chihuahua! What can make me move?

Chihuahua! Can you feel the groove?

Chihuahua! What can make me dance?

Chihuahua! Oh, Chihuahua! Chihuahua! What can make me dance?

Chihuahua! Can it make me win?

I think you should get some beats for that. Hold on.

You wouldn't be here if you weren't an exhibitionist. Never seen.

No? I think she just likes the camera a little. It's like a button where it,

like, smiles.

Everywhere I go, that guy's trying to touch something or somebody.

Hi.

All right, you can... Hi.

Hi, how are you going?

That is an insane outfit for the devil.

Oh, yeah, thank you very much. These guys down here did an awesome job

this up.

And you are?

Angel. That is very cool.

We were talking about it there, and we're like, you know, there's actually

interpretation for the devil, but not for God. It's just like a light. So

is good. Yeah. We're going to go with angel on that. How do you sleep at night

knowing that he looks like this? Oh, my goodness. No, no, no, no. He is so

creepy. It's so scary looking at him.

Are you guys from Key West?

We're actually from Clearwater.

All right, Clearwater. Is that far away?

No, out by Tampa.

We took the Key West Express out of Fort Myers.

down on Thursday, and then we'll take it back to Fort Myers on Sunday and then

drive home. About a two -hour drive.

I like all the explanation.

That's very good if you guys live there, okay?

All right, well, you look amazing. Can you guys both turn for me?

Give me a little turn.

Let's talk to the pimp over here.

What's up?

What's up, girl? How are you?

I'm doing pretty good.

I'm having a lot of fun over here. Are you having fun?

I am. Where are you from?

We are from...

My horse is all over.

Number one!

He got the joke at least.

We've got to stop meeting like this.

We have to stop meeting like this. Why? Oh my God, those are the biggest balls

I've ever seen in my life.

Yeah, they're henways.

Really? They're henways.

I don't know what that is. I'm sorry.

You have to say what's a henway.

What's a henway? About two pounds.

Hey,

look at you.

Hey.

Look over there. What's going on?

I'm just having a great time.

I got to say, that outfit really goes with your face.

No, I'm serious.

What's that? Who are you?

Jarrell. Jarrell, I need to start learning this whole superhero thing.

Superman's father.

Superman's father.

Oh, and that's his outfit.

Yeah. Say hi to Miami TV.

Hello, Miami TV.

I am a Fantasy Fest virgin, and it is wonderful.

Now they popped your cherry.

Thank you. Thank you.

No, for Miami.

Ah, it was easier then.

Yes. Very good, thank you. Thank you.

Hi. Hey, how are you? Hi, how are you? How are you?

I'm good, how are you?

I like the voice I would change.

So, are you guys from Fantasy Fest, from Key West?

No, we're from Tampa.

From Tampa, okay. Yeah, how good would you be for Fantasy Fest? So, where's

outfit?

We match, see?

Okay, I got it, I got it. I'm seeing that. Now, next year you got to come,

know, who do you want to be next year?

You. You got to start working on that now.

I know.

Thank you so much, guys. Bye. Have a good day. Thank you.

I have a teacher

like that. Wait, I think he's... There you go. What's your name? My name is

Bruno. So, who are you? I'm Deadmau5.

You're... Okay. See, I'm very bad at this. I don't know any of the costumes

tonight. He's a DJ. He plays electronic house music.

Ah, okay. Famous DJ.

Yeah. Okay. Eres un DJ famoso. I like that. It's a unique style.

Gracias. Say hi to Miami TV.

Hi, Miami TV.

Bueno, a ver. Now, we got pretty pink over here. I love pink. It's working

year. So, anybody in particular that you are? I was originally Princess

Bubblegum, but then I lost my crown, so now I'm Deadmau5's Groovy. Now you're

just Bubblegum. Yes. No.

And are they with you? Yeah. Hi.

Where's your outfit?

Well, kind of.

Who are you? Jake the Dog.

Okay. That's your time.

Ah, okay, okay.

And you?

Finn the human.

Okay, very good. Say hi to Miami TV.

Hi.

Hi. Have fun.

Thank you. Hi.

Hello, how you doing? Hello. Ooh, that looks, like, fresh.

She is Harley Quinn.

You are.

Does it feel like you have, like, moisturizer on?

It does, it does, it does, it does. It's kind of hot and humid out here.

Very hot, sticky, humid, all kinds of things. Say hi to the camera.

Hello!

Thank you, girls. Have a good night.

Bueno, tenemos aquí a... It's like that. The Pussy Monster.

It is.

When I was just a little monster, my cousin Cookie told me, what are you,

what are you going to do?

And I was like, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. So I'm Pussy all day.

Siempre. 2013.

That's horrible.

All right, well, thank you for that story. Thank you very much.

Hi.

Hi. You guys look great. Who are you?

Like, who are you dressed as?

Are we dressed up?

No,

no, no, but is anybody in particular that you dressed as?

I'm not dressed like anything, so you don't have to be anybody.

But you look amazing. I love the color.

How do you feel wearing that skirt? It's breezy down there?

No.

Good. That's why I wear them. They're very breezy and, you know, it's hot in

here. So, I love your hair. Is that your real hair? Yeah. Beautiful. Yeah.

Wow, you're rocking it. You should always have it like that the whole year.

Thank you so much. Bye.

Yeah.

Sorry,

I don't want to ruin your shot.

Hi. Can you talk?

Do you talk?

He doesn't say anything, so he's just posing for the picture.

All right, guys, let's go over here.

Hi. Hi. How are you? Yeah, my butt's kind of stinging now. No, I love it. We

were just commenting on it. Oh, thank you.

How are you? I'm good.

No, you're Batman.

Oh, you got tired of that mask, right?

So off, so off, so off, yeah. Now, what's going on over here? Everybody's

up in this place.

It's packed. It's busy.

Anything goes in there.

Really? You guys should go into the back room.

I don't know if they'll allow the camera there, though.

Most of these people are exhibitionists, so I should be... You wouldn't be here

if you weren't an exhibitionist.

It's 5 ,000 miles from here, so... All right, guys, thank you so much.

Hi, beautiful.

Hi, how are you? How are you? Good.

How comfortable are you?

Well, do you feel free?

I do.

It's so fun. Nobody cares about what you're wearing or what you're doing or

where you're from. You guys are a bunch of freaks.

You're a bunch of freaks. That's what you are. You're a bunch of hot freaks.

Thank you. I'll take that as a compliment.

I think that about sums it up.

We're all freaks and we love it.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

Where did they grow that?

I don't know. And you were going, hi.

Hi, beautiful.

Hi, baby. How are you? Now I get to have you on TV.

You look marvelous today. Are you a little bit hot, though? Just a little

I know this material is like, whoo.

I've been in this since 2 o 'clock this afternoon.

Oh, that's not very flattering.

I'm wearing Converse.

Well, at least you're comfortable.

You don't want to be wearing six -inch heels. That does not work.

Are you from Key West?

No, I flew in from Portland, Oregon yesterday.

How do you love Fantasy Fest?

Love it.

You get to be yourself. Nobody judges you, right? That's right, yeah.

You know Sushi?

No, I don't. Oh, well.

Let's bring her by the door. She's the house queen here. I've known her since

she was 17. She flew me in to do the show, so.

Did you do the show already? We missed it.

No, I'm doing a show.

What day is today?

I don't even know. Monday I'm doing a show.

Monday? Aw, we're going to miss it. I just work in the street, so it's a show

itself. They keep saying that we need to go in there, that there's a party

there. Do they allow the camera there?

No, but bring it on in, girl. Don't love it.

Do they allow the camera there? Oh, I'm sure, yeah.

You got to ask, right? I don't want to get anybody in trouble. Ask.

All right, thank you so much. You look great. You're welcome. Thank you, baby.

Bueno, I mean... Hi,

guys. Girls.

How are you? Oh, my God.

That is insane. That is very well done.

You are amazing.

Yes, you are.

So, is he telling you to behave?

My father is trying to send them home.

Oh, that's not very nice, though. That's my other half. Can you zoom in on it?

Oh, no.

Why is he all by himself? He needs to go home.

No.

for a million years.

You have. You've been allowed since before we've all been birthed. Say that

I don't... Yeah, okay.

Now, I feel like we can't trust you because why would you choose the devil

not an angel?

I am an angel on the inside.

You're the naughty one.

Yeah.

I'm pure. I'm white.

You are pure. There, see? He's got it right. All right. Say hi to Miami TV.

All right, guys, let's continue.

So we're live right now on Miami TV.

We got to do it fast. Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Sure.

And we got, oh, God, that is the first woman that I've seen with that thing.

That means that she's unique, so that's good.

Thank you.

How are you?

Good. How are you?

So you are the first woman that is rocking that down there.

Really? How do you feel?

Awesome. Now, is this your group over here? This is my group.

Oh, so you're all matching.

Oh, that is very funny. That's my dick nose.

That's my pin.

That's my other hoe.

That's what it's all about. That's my drug dealer.

Oh, she has it all down. I didn't even know that that group got together.

All right, say hello to Miami TV.

Hello. All right, we're going to continue over there. Thank you, guys.

The top of the top tonight here in Panazipan. Alien disco.

Alien disco.

Well, I wanted to say that you have the best outfit here in Panazipan. And we've

been here for two nights.

That is unbelievable.

Thank you, thank you. I think that's the idea, right? You wanted to stand out a

lot. I want to be the best.

Isn't that the best we've seen today?

Isn't that the best we've ever seen?

No? She just likes the camera.

So how long did you actually put this together yourself?

Exactly. I made it by myself.

So how long did it take?

Two months.

Give us a little turn. That's amazing.

That is very, very cool.

He's in character.

I love it. I love it. I love it.

I've been mesmerized.

I'm from Miami.

You are?

Say hi to Miami TV.

Say hi. Bye -bye, Miami TV.

Thank you, thank you.

Hi, sexy.

Hi, sexy. Oh!

Because you know why? Wait, wait, look, look, look, look. Go ahead, let me see.

Oh, okay, okay.

Now, you should justify how hard you want it to be spanked. Like a five.

You're good?

I'm good with that.

So there's a number. There's a five, a four.

I don't like when people do that. That wasn't quite a five.

Oh, you're not doing a good job. Hey, that was good.

Oh, he's like, yeah, that hit the spot.

All right. Thank you. Thank you.

So we got some very cool

umbrellas. Okay, call.

Sure. Oh, you guys are bringing everybody from Miami here, right? Yeah,

everybody back and forth every hour from Florida. No, every hour. Yeah.

I saw the bus, and I'm like, I guess they're just dropping them off and

for them.

How many people so far have come here from Miami? We brought about 150 people

down here so far.

Thank you very much. What's your name? Jenny. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet

you. All right.

Is

this

where we were at last year? All right.

Oh, we got a colorful fairy.

How are you?

How are you doing?

Who are you?

You got scared.

I represent Wayne Manor one time, all the time. I come here all the time.

Now, I feel like we're competing for glitter here. I think you got more than

You want some?

No, no, no, glitter, glitter.

You got, like, really good glitter. I had a jar of glitter, and I was giving

everybody glitter.

All right, thank you.

I had a lot of glitter and I got rid of it. I had a big jar.

Thank you.

Hi,

girls.

You're partying. Oh, it's awesome.

What are you feeling?

I'm feeling good. Getting kind of tired, actually. That's good. That's good.

There you go. Muy bien, muy bien.

A ver, cuidado porque están por pelear ahí.

Yo creo que les van a ir más con la cámara. Hi.

Smile.

Good, thank you. I dressed up as something?

No. Hooters.

That goes with the colors, you know, it works.

All right, say hi to Miami TV.

Hi, Miami.

Thank you, guys. Bye.

All right, que más?

Eso no tendría que ser prohibido.

That shouldn't be allowed.

Bueno, tenemos un policía. You look like you're for real.

Are you safe tonight, ma 'am? I don't think so. You sure? I think you should

walk with me and, like, protect me.

I can't do that. Ma 'am, you look beautiful tonight, but

there are suspects out here.

There are suspects.

I think you could fool anybody, so be careful.

Be safe, ma 'am. Don't take advantage of your position.

Be safe.

Thank you.

Hello, beautiful.

Hi, thank you. You're so pretty.

So, vampire and... There you go. I don't know how you would say it.

Now, did you guys... You guys actually put makeup on to be a little paler? Yes.

I mean, there's a lot of sun here, but you gotta tan a lot. So, did you plan

this for a long time, or... It's a spur -of -the -moment thing.

What do you think about Fantasy Fest?

It's awesome.

It's a blast. We have a great time every time we come here. Are you headed

anywhere after this, or?

Probably to pubs or bars.

Probably, probably goes, maybe.

Where are you going afterwards?

I don't know. We're trying to figure out. We're going to just jump in once,

know, somewhere. We're ready to go.

All right. Thank you so much. Have a good trip out there. Good night.

Bueno. Hello.

I'm a Montino.

You're so fucking... I'm a Spaniol. Digo, de España.

What, what, what? Porque me cansé. He hablado ya por dos horas seguido.

He's from Spain. That's pretty cool.

How are you? How are you?

A lot of Venezuelans here today, right?

Of course, we're everywhere.

Venezuelans, Cubans, a little bit of everything. Now, I love what you have

Can you give me a spin?

Of course I do.

You look like a woman, Vicente.

Well, behind the cover, right?

And who are you? King Cobra.

The King Cobra. The King Cobra.

It's one of the cartoons that there was, like this year, here at Fantasy Fest.

They're celebrating the superheroes and the villains.

This was a villain that came out in the comics of He -Man.

He's a key Cobra villain.

All right, guys.

Thank you.

I'm getting tired of talking to so many people. Hi, how are you? I'm awesome.

How are you? We're matching in a way. Oh, my God. I feel like we're sisters.

Are you wearing anything under? Oh, there you go. Okay.

These are my two favorite colors.

Blue and pink.

What do you work for?

We're live in Miami TV.

Live in Miami.

All right. Say hi to everybody.

Hi, everybody.

Thank you. That's Miami.

Bienvenido a Miami.

Creo que necesita levantárselas. Claro que sí, mi amor. Es que me la estoy

tratando de hacer, pero es que usted de la platica está un poquito apretada.

Vamos a hacer una recolecta.

Claro, mi amor.

We're going to get some money together so you can get a lift.

Hi, girls.

Hi. How are you? Good, how are you? Who are you tonight?

We're in something sexy.

You can be whatever you want. It doesn't matter. It's fantasy fest.

Where are you from?

Los Angeles.

Where? Los Angeles.

You came all the way from Los Angeles?

Is there something like this in Los Angeles or no?

Not like this.

But it's similar?

Not about it.

All right. Have fun. Say hi to Miami TV.

All right. Hi, Miami TV.

Thank you. Have fun today. Be safe. I see the groove is coming to the streets.

We need to start some kind of dance and then have a whole...

Group of people in the back copying us. How are you?

Very well, and you? You look very, very good. Thank you very much. So are you

anybody in particular, or just being sexy tonight?

No, just sexy tonight.

And you, your friend over here?

How are you? Good, and you?

You are like Catwoman?

Something like that.

We're like working out here. This is no joke.

Thank you so much. Have a good night.

Estamos haciendo ejercicio aquí, de verdad.

Well, you look very good, so you should show it off. Thank you. No way. Nobody

would recognize you anyway. Probably not. It's blue.

I'm in trouble, though, because I don't really have anything on my face.

So, Avatar or?

Something in between Avatar slash X -Men.

Yes,

that is a boob.

Everywhere I go, that guy's trying to touch something or somebody.

Oh, really? He's been around already?

That's scary. Photo bombing and everything.

Say hi to Miami TV.

Hello, Miami TV.

Thank you. Have fun tonight. Thank you.

JoJo, I want to get in here.

I'm JoJo, the shiftless island hooker.

Oh, hey, everybody.

Be careful. Somebody's going to want to steal your money.

They already tried. I got slammed on the face by the police officers.

Dinner for the green parent.

It's true.

I'm back partying now.

Party, party away. Hi.

Very cool outfit.

But I kind of feel bad for you. You're like sweating your ass off, aren't you?

A little bit.

Hi, bonositos.

How are you? Very good. How are you? I think, did we interview her?

A lot of people with feathers, so maybe that's why.

So, where's your head?

Like, for real. Right here. Oh, I didn't know.

These are like, so, okay.

Oh, okay, so that's not too bad. Well, no, it is because it's rubber.

Well, you're losing weight. This is good. Yeah, exactly.

It's all about getting fit tonight, all right?

All right, say hi to Miami TV.

Hi, I'm Angie.

Thank you. Bye.

Yo, yo, yo.

What's going on?

What is that? It's called a microphone. Really? It's pretty big.

Yeah. I guess it's okay. It's a little small, actually.

It won't be, don't worry.

Well, you are from... I'm a pimp. You're a pimp. Where are you from? You want to

work for me?

No, I don't. You sure?

No. Health benefits included.

I'm photobombing. Hey, if I beat your ass, I'll drop you off at the ER, I

promise. Exactly. I'm photobombing your picture.

I am.

Hey,

now, somebody say hi to my butt on camera, but don't spank it.

Wait, wait, wait. Hey, man.

He's from Germany. I'm watching always.

From Germany?

Yes, I'm watching. You watch Miami TV?

Yes.

So what do you think? Do you like it?

Oh, it's perfect.

It's perfect. Just for Germany, right? Yes.

Well, say hi to everybody watching now.

What? Say hi to everybody watching now.

Oh. Hello. I know I speak too fast.

No one in Germany knows you.

Only me. I am the only one. No, that's not true. Now you're going to get a lot

of people fighting with you.

He says, nobody in Germany knows you. I hate you.

Sit down. Sit down.

Sit.

That's what you say to the dog, right? What? That's what you say to your dog.

Does it work?

Sit down.

It works.

Do you even have a dog?

Yeah, I do. We can do Spanish.

All right. American. Let's speak English.

Okay. American is okay.

All right, so I'm going to hold you to that, all right? You're going to have

people telling, like, no, you're not the only one.

Thank you. You're on the Spanish channel.

Que culo, mamacita.

Que culo? Que culo, mamacita.

Oh, well, that's okay.

I mean, that's okay for you. But be careful. Be careful. Don't say it to

everybody, all right? All right, just you, right?

I'm okay.

I'm okay with it.

Hi. How are you feeling?

I think you should get some beats for that. Hold on.

You well deserve them.

Thank you.

Oh, look. Somebody gave me this. I didn't even notice. There you go. You

shot glass for tonight. Have some shots.

Thank you.

How are you guys?

We're doing awesome. You look very good.

You look awesome.

So where did you get body painted?

Oh, right here.

They're promoting themselves on you. That's not bad.

So who are you supposed to be?

Emma Frost.

Okay. And you?

Green Lantern.

Oh, yeah. Where's your ring?

Wow, you have a beautiful daughter.

Thank you.

You guys look like sisters, though. You do not look like you have a daughter at

that age.

Seriously. You look amazing as well. So this is awesome. You guys are all

family. Yeah. So how do you feel being together here in Fantasy Fest? Not a lot

of people can say that they can come here with their families. It's awesome.

I'm having a blast.

For you, you feel like everybody's nice, right? Everybody's respectful?

Yeah. Absolutely.

So far.

Get out of my shot already.

Say hi to my entertainment.

Hey. Thank you.

You too.

Bueno. How are you?

How are you?

Fabulous. You're like incognito, just like hanging out. How are you?

I'm not incognito. I'm Robin, and I'm on my way to rescue someone. What are you

rescuing?

I think I was going to rescue Victoria's Secret, but someone got there first.

Well, do you guys live in Key West?

No. Where are you from?

Boca Raton.

Okay, Boca Raton. You came an hour more than Miami.

So say hi to everybody there.

Fabulous party.

Thank you. Thank you. Have a good night.

How are you?

English or Spanish?

Spanish. Spanish. Spanish. Come on, come on, come on. Where are you from?

Oh my God!

I thought that was, like, real.

Oh, my God. How are you? Good. How are you?

I'm very good. Oh, I don't want to look at you.

That is insanely good.

Like, wow.

That's a very good mask.

Such a crying baby.

Yeah. I love your makeup, by the way. Thank you. Look at her. She looks very

nice as well.

So, simply, you're dressed like you, and you just put a head on, and that's it.

You're rocking it. Rock, cry, baby.

These represent the rock talk. Are you hot under that, or is it pretty good?

It's good.

Now it's good.

Yeah, you're crying now, but she'll pamper you later. You'll be good, right?

Absolutely.

He's very happy then. You should have, like, a button where it, like, smiles.

All right, thank you so much. Have a good night. Thank you.

Hi.

Hi.

Oh. You were representing something. I wanted to know what it was.

Fantasy Fest.

The official Fantasy Fest flag.

Those are my favorite colors also.

And you are Poison Ivy?

Obviously.

Duh. I mean, I'm learning tonight a lot of villains.

He's smiling.

I like expect you to have like a really angry face on because you're like big

and tall.

No, I'm not. Small.

Duh. Are you from England?

Where are you from?

I'm a Scouser from Liverpool.

I like your accent, by the way.

And you guys are all together?

Hi. No, of course not. Can you tell?

You're kind of falling apart, though. It's late, you know.

No, not at all. You look great. You should see me on a Monday.

Nice tits, you know that? Thank you.

Clap him any time you please. It's really okay.

I don't think that's a compliment.

He said it in a nice way. All right, you guys look great, so have an awesome

night. Thank you. My little, all right?

You gotta teach them. No.

You keep the smiles on. Okay.

Alright, bye guys.

It's a fantasy.

You have to see a lot of people with little clothes.

I think a lot of people come from all over the world. We've seen people from

Germany, people from Russia.

People from Japan, actually from everywhere, also from the United States.

they come here, they dress as they want, but they know that there is no taboo.

So here you can see a person walking naked and there is absolutely no

So the idea is exactly that and everyone respects you, there is no problem. So I

hope you liked it.

This is Fantasy Fest. Here it is. 2013.

The cool thing is that you even have people that are nude walking in the

streets, and there's absolutely no problem. So the idea is that you are

yourself. So I hope you enjoyed the show, and we'll see you next time. Don't

care. Bye.