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Did you notice Uba's not here? I know. She's doing her hair and makeup at her

house. I think she's regretting all the mean text that she's been sending. The

text that we dealt with on the group chat this week, it was like the hot tub

time machine from hell part two via text.

Hot tub time machine from hell is exactly what it was.

Right, that's right.

How are you feeling about today?

Very hurt.

Very hurt. My teammates did not stand up for me.

Okay. And Aaron lied and gaslighted me.

Okay. Well, the goal of today is to talk about it all. Yeah. And then hopefully

come to a better point.

It's not going to turn into Fight Club, is it? I have no idea what happened to

her. Something happened to me? You don't own your shit. You lost.

I just like heard you saying, what do I do for a living?

Calling me names. I've never said anything. A slut and a whore. TV Jenna

I'm a victim.

And the real Jenna is how I am.

I'm fired up. You are fired up. And I never get fired up. You watched the

I did.

Do you watch it with a blindfold over your face?

Hey, everybody. I'm Andy Cohen, and this is The Real Housewives of New York City

Season 14 Reunion.

I'm joined by a fresh group of powerful, intelligent, and dynamic women who I

can say with confidence have no idea what's in store for them today.

Hello, ladies.

Hi. Hi,

Aaron. Hi, Andy. Did your dad give you any advice for tonight?

Yes, he did. He said, be strong. That's good advice. Yeah.

Jenna, I have to tell you, in hundreds of reunions, never seen jeans, first

time, you're a trailblazer.

JFL, JFL.

Jenna, f***ing lions, do it again.

I have to represent.

Represent. Denim? Levi? Denim.

Hey, Cy.

Hi, Andy. You look incredible.

Thank you.

Let's address the elephant in the room. Have you eaten?

I did. I brought my own groceries today. Can I see that milk back there? Thank

you.

She brings her own milk. I brought all my own food.

I'm going to eat, honey.

I'm here to eat. OK, good.

Hi, Jessel. Hi, Andy.

You look beautiful. Thank you. Did Povet help you?

Pick out tonight's look? Absolutely.

Really? He said this was a glorified garbage bag.

Wow.

Hi, Brynn. Hi, Daddy.

How are you?

Reporting for duty.

How would you describe your look tonight?

It's a little sexy pilgrim. OK. Yeah. Salem Witch Trials meets OnlyFans. Last

but not least, hello, Uba. Baby.

There you go. Hi, how are you?

I want to start by saying I love each and every one in this stage.

Same. For me, this has been a very, very scary experience.

Because my last job, it was you take a picture, and that's it. Nobody know your

voice, nobody know your name.

And now, I'm actually representing myself.

Right. And it's just so nice to know that I'm going through with these girls.

Yeah. OK.

That's a good place to start.

How do you all feel about being the new crop of the Real Housewives of New York

City? You had big shoes to fill.

Definitely. And you did it.

You did it very successfully.

I just wonder what the reaction has been from the fans and what's been going on

in your own minds, Jenna. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Did you just say we did

You did great.

Oh, thank you.

You did great. We'll take it. You did great. Jenna?

I mean, I think everyone keeps trying to compare us to the other women. They

were incredible. I don't want to try and replace them. I think we're just a

different thing.

I think that makes me feel incredibly proud. My son, he walks down the street,

he comes to me holding my hand. He's like, she's my mom.

That's better.

That's sweet.

OK, here we go. Well, New Yorkers are known to be tough as nails. And Erin is

exception. From taking care of three kids to running a business and keeping

satisfied, there's nothing this homegirl can't do. Let's watch.

keeping AIDS satisfied. I mean, my God.

You don't got to go home, but you do have to get out of here.

Born and raised in Manhattan, in an Israeli family.

Shabbat shalom. Shabbat shalom, guys. Love you.

We are a very close family. We literally talk 10 times a day.

I grew up in the real estate business. Both my parents are in real estate. My

mother actually sold three Lincoln Center.

Dealing with the things I have to deal with on a daily basis makes me really

intolerant when it comes to both. My husband doesn't get turned on unless I

come. Like, he doesn't want to come unless I am coming.

You got a blue job. That's a big deal.

It shouldn't be a big deal.

I feel bad for Aaron because I just want it.

No comment.

I will continue to keep you satisfied emotionally and definitely more.

You're into swimming. No, I'm not. Yeah, but I think I could be in like 10

years.

What planet are we living on?

Planet New York.

That was funny.

I heard that you recently moved. How do you like your new home? I love it.

What's it like? It's great. Brownstone?

No, eventually I think we'll make our way. But for now, we're in a rental

uptown. Up and coming.

Very up and coming.

What's more happening? I mean, right now, Tribeca.

Tribeca. It's, like, really up and coming. It's there.

I mean, you know. Is it there? I feel like there's still a lot of potential.

Because I made it happening.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God. Stop.

You're joking.

It was literally the most, like, tweeted, most mean thing. I know, but

didn't make Tribeca happen. No, I'm saying I made it, like. It's a joke.

was a joke. Yeah, it was a joke. Well, that's what I was asking. I didn't make

Tribeca happen. No, I didn't build Tribeca.

Erin Lucy from the Bronx wants to know how Homegirl's doing.

Homegirl is good.

I have one very big project coming, so I'm super excited.

Jay from Pasadena wants to know what it's like working with Frederick.

He is exactly what you see. Like, what you see on TV is Frederick in person. We

love that, unlike Jenna.

You think Jenna is not as she appears on television.

What is different between TV Jenna and real Jenna?

Because I think TV Jenna is poor me, victim, I'm old, I'm this.

And the real Jenna is powerhouse.

What do you think of that?

I mean, I don't even know what to say.

I think it's a lot different than having cameras watching you. Having

vulnerability and being powerful, they can exist together. I'm not in a power

situation in this dynamic at all.

Every time someone is yelling or something, you are never able to be

And I don't know, I just feel like you kind of avoid a lot of, you know,

I'm happy to address something that involves me. I'm not so excited about

weighing in on someone else's issues. But you are excited making opinion about

people when you are not in the scene. What opinion did I make about someone?

You said you picked Tim Aaron.

We're going to get to it. Yeah. OK.

Erin, Mark from London said, watching the show, it seems like you're the

matriarch of your family. How often do people in your family come to you with

their problems?

Oh, my god. I don't know why I'm getting emotional.

All the time.

Like, a lot.

Why does that make you emotional?

I had a rough summer.

You had a rough summer? Yeah.

Family -wise? Oh, my god.

What's going on?

My mom had, like, health issues this summer that were hard, and I just went

through it with another family member, and it's like, it's all on me.

Why is it all on you?

I think because I'm the oldest of... So my dad's a single father of four.

When you say single father, what does that mean? So my mom and dad had me, and

then they got divorced.

So your mom...

She's still in your life? She's, yeah. Yeah. With her, it was with her

yesterday. My dad got remarried three and a half years after and had four

And then they got divorced, so my dad became a single father. So was he the

primary caregiver for the kids? Yeah. So I was the older girl with four.

So you kind of became the mom of the family. I grew up really young, yeah.

You know, my dad would go to Israel for work, and I'd be 15 years old with four

children. Like, I'd watch them for like two weeks, wake them up for school.

Like, that's why I'm so type A and tightly wound. Like, nobody really

understands that. Like, I have to be.

Wow. So that's a lot on your shoulders.

So much.

So this summer was just hard because when it was my mother, it was just like

me. Right. It's always stressful when you have to start taking care of your

parents. Okay, I want to move on to something else.

Erin Cayley from Florence, Alabama wants to know if you and Abe would seriously

consider swinging.

There's no shame in the consensual monogamy game, says Cayley. No,

non -monogamy. Consensual non -monogamy. Alabama.

We would not.

Swing. We like to play around. We like to talk about sex with friends. I don't

know about that. You guys that night at dinner seemed very, like, recruit -like.

That was more about it.

We seemed like some sort of recruiting services there. I was like, wait a

minute, babe. I think Mia, you've got to take off. Erin, Annalena from San Juan,

Puerto Rico, wants to know how much you spent on your 10th anniversary versus

how much was covered by sponsors.

oh my god all right so the sponsor thing a lot of these brands were really small

and they asked me if they could put their name on the invite i didn't care

didn't bother me now looking back i would not do it because it seemed to

everybody else you would totally still do it no but the name would you don't

care

Sponsored? I don't know. It was a lot of names. It was what it is. Yeah,

whatever. There's nothing wrong with having a sponsor. What we were talking

about is that it just looks funny on the invite.

When you see it at the bottom, it looks like when you go to sponsored by trade.

I mean, I spent money on the food. That's the most amount of money I spent.

Was it worth the money, Cy?

Honey, you need a refund.

Noah on Twitter said, why is Erin not serving food? Why does she continue to

serve appetizers to hungry people?

Erin,

defend your hostess. I am going to, because I host all the time. We are

We center everything around food. True. Jews love Anash. And we always have food

around. So my anniversary party, I thought, was like more of a cocktail

What was it, like nine to one or something? It was like seven. Well,

dinner time. I know.

If you invite people to a party at 8, that means there's going to be food.

a meal time. There was food.

Pavit wrote on Instagram, I was starving.

Erin needs to consult me for the next one.

What's your reaction to that?

He's like the seventh husband. No, he is. He really is.

He was hungry. I will consult Pavit for the next one. Okay. It was finger food.

It was finger food. Erin, you recently went on a podcast and said the following

about Psy.

You said, I thought we got along, but all she does is talk about me in her

confessionals. Really bothered me that she made fun of my shakshuka.

I didn't make fun of it. Sandra from Montecito, California said, how has

watching the show changed your view on the friendship?

Honestly, I have no idea what happened to her. Something like switched.

Me? Something happened to me? You lie, and you don't own your...

Coming up, Cy, why did you get so angry at

Brynn? We're asking Uba about Mr. Connecticut when you broke Uba's trust

yourself. That is a great question. It is.

Honestly, I have no idea what happened to her. Something like switched. Me?

Something happened to me? You lie.

And you don't own your... Here we go. Another liar in the group. Here we go.

Who's a liar? You're the one who lied.

Clearly. You said something on a podcast and you did not admit it.

You told Brynn this lie. It was a complete lie. I never came to your house

said those things about cheese.

Never. That's like the game of telephone tie. Why would you get on a podcast and

say I came to your house? That's not what I said. I haven't. Play it. Sure.

Excuse me.

The only thing that I would say, though, is I just find it so ironic that

everybody called me a liar.

Hold on.

Before we started filming, I hosted something for all the girls.

And, like, Sai was like, oh, so all we're having is cheese? This one's

hungry. Yeah. This one's always hungry.

And I was like, yeah. I didn't say that, Erin.

I never came to your house. Can I talk? No, I'm talking. OK. I never came to

your house and said that.

Never. Uba was there.

Jessa was there. I brought you a nice bottle of champagne.

We were there to have a good time. I was the only person eating the cheese,

actually. Stop insinuating this story that I'm a rude person who came to your

house and complained.

That's not what I said. Well, you said that she said all you're having is

cheese. Yeah, so she called me and she said, should I eat dinner before or are

you serving dinner? And I said, no, we're going to do like wine and cheese.

Did she come to your house and say all there is is cheese? No, she didn't say

like that, no.

Then why would you say that in a podcast?

I didn't say it as accurately as what happened. I meant it, like, more

proverbially. You were like, oh, all we're having is cheese.

That's what I meant. I really don't remember anything from that night except

we all had a great time. Me too. And it was fun. I wasn't saying this in a

negative way. But at the same time, like, there's so much focus on this

I agree. But it's a gift that keeps on giving.

I think they should focus how you guys didn't want a Jenna in this show.

What? Who? The three of you.

I didn't want Jenna on this show?

What? Yes.

What are you talking about, Uba?

Okay,

well, that's a side bomb.

Anyway, I misspoke. I should have said it more accurately. It was nice that you

invited us. It was nice that you gave us cheese. And then for you to insinuate

that I would say something like that. I didn't think that that would upset you.

It's a lie. How could you think that a lie wouldn't upset me?

So you're saying you misspoke?

Sure. I don't think it's, like, that deep. I actually said, if you listen to

podcast, a lovely thing about you right after. I said I actually really love

science. He's a close friend of mine. I didn't hear any of that. Well, because

you didn't want to because you were so incensed. And then it was, like, so

angry. Whatever. It doesn't even matter.

Aaron, Leah from Durham, North Carolina said, on the show you said you're direct

and cannot be fake, but some of the women have called you out for being

What's the difference between being direct and being rude? I think sometimes

can come off a little rude and crass and maybe.

Something I should work on.

All right. I don't think Erin is rude.

I think she's polite. She's elegant. She's nice.

But I think she's a store.

Yeah. She gaslight.

I think she gaslight. You're not rude, but you're a gaslighting.

Very nice. Let's leave it there.

I think it's safe to say that no one had Jenna Lyons becoming a real housewife

on their 2023 bingo card. This season, we learned that much like a great pair

lashes, there's more to her than meets the eye.

Let's take a look.

Who's driving my ass?

Do you have any drink, coffee?

Mm -hmm. It's a problem. I would love to work for you.

Well, ask people who work for me. Stop, bitch.

We look in magazines and we see Jenna like a boss bitch.

Oh, my God. The infamous shoe closet.

Ah, it's gorgeous.

How long have you been single?

Not long enough.

Dominic or Smith, then? I don't sleep with men, so everyone gets taken care

Line me up. Did you come out, or is this something that... Oh, no.

That was done for me by the New York Post. While it was devastating, everyone

was incredible.

Not my mom, but everybody else.

I'm so sorry, by the way, about your mom. Was it a month ago?

Like six weeks, no.

Your mom was really close?

Not at all. My mom had Asperger's, so she didn't have the ability to make

connections. Connection.

Being able to have a loving relationship with Beckett, I think, mends a little

bit of what I didn't have.

What do you think of this?

That looks really wacky. It's Celine.

You wore a bathing suit.

I wear a bathing suit. I just won't wear it without anything over it.

My skin is like eight million different colors.

If I looked like Psy or Brynn or any of them, none of this conversation would be

happening. You get to walk one day in my skin and then...

I grew up feeling so unattractive and so not cool. So for someone to say, can I

take a picture with you, is like, how many pictures do you want?

Are you happy? Yes.

That's the most important thing. You see that smile?

That's it.

So wild, given your public persona, that you grew up feeling unattractive

and unseen.

What made me want to pursue a career in fashion was because I didn't feel good.

And when I started to find clothing, all of a sudden I felt better in my skin.

It was powerful.

So it got me over that hump of feeling kind of like the not cool, ugly duckling

kid. And yeah, it was an incredible experience for me.

When the show started filming, you had lost your mom how,

like? Six weeks.

Six weeks before.

No, yeah, maybe four.

Right.

And though you weren't close, it was difficult connecting with her.

but clearly it's still raw for you. Well, I think what it makes you realize,

particularly when, you know, I remember going over to Jeff's house and her mom

was so tender and warm. And I think it made me mourn for like remembering.

And we did, even when we did that healing thing with you, it's like, I

that woman said to me, tell your seven -year -old self that you're okay.

You'd like to bring your inner child here and say to her, you're safe.

Thinking about how I felt when I was young, I just felt so lost and alone

because I didn't really have that person.

When we did that healing thing with you, it's like I remember that woman said to

me, tell your seven -year -old self that you're okay. Tell your 14 -year -old

self you're okay. And I remember like...

Thinking about how I felt when I was young. I just felt so lost and alone

because I didn't really have that person.

Jenna, when you came over to my house that day, I also had this assumption of

you being, you know, this hard exterior. And Jenna met my mom and it just...

She's a human, and she was going through emotions that were so real and raw in

the moment.

You've given me more attention than my mother ever gave me. It's kind of crazy.

I can be your mother. I mean, you know that. I'll pay you, honestly.

You're so brave to do what you did so close after that.

I was more on autopilot. Like, I think, you know, I remember when we were at the

healing, and you were feeling your mom, and you obviously talked about Mimi, and

you were going through it when we were in Aguila, and it's like...

it doesn't happen you don't feel it in the moment it happens it's almost like

you get into like business mode it's like well what do I need to do what do I

need to take care of okay I'm okay and then something will happen like someone

will hug you or like my son will say something to me and I realize like and

say back to him like I'm so proud of you and that's and I remember I hear the

words come out of my mouth and I'm like I my mom was never like I don't think I

ever heard those words you know yeah yeah like a friend's parents i'm seasick

about something and then i she hugged me and i just broke down because it's like

when you feel the love that that you didn't get it's like almost overwhelming

doesn't and you realize like i'm i miss this i've missed this my whole life and

you kind of get like angry and sad and like yeah i don't know how you guys both

of you like it's two years 12 years and we still you know so every success that

you saw in the last 20 years did that

Seep into her at all it did and I'm and I also have like a lot of tenderness my

mom She knew that she couldn't find it. She was in pain because she couldn't

connect. She's like I don't know what to say I don't know what the right thing

is to say. I don't know how to soothe you I don't she she knew that she

and so which is even more heartbreaking. Yeah, it was heartbreaking and it just

couldn't Get the other side Jenna. I love watching you with the mom me too.

are

This is why I keep wondering.

If you didn't give it, when you give it, is it weird to give it to them?

It is.

It's like a healing process in a way that I can't explain because it's like I

was so scared that I wouldn't be a good mom.

You know, listen, I lean and watch other people because I don't always know

exactly what is supposed to happen. But when Beckett, like, says to me, you

know, or tells, I can hear his friends telling it, my mom's really cool. I love

my mom. It's like.

Brynn, I'm wondering.

Do you have similar concerns about the mother that you will be based on

what you didn't have growing up? A thousand percent, yeah. And I'm scared

when I have a kid...

I'm gonna, I'm gonna love them. I love my nieces. I'm gonna love them so much.

And I'm worried I'm gonna just keep thinking, why, why didn't they do, like,

because I know it's gonna be innate.

But you shouldn't worry.

I know. Jenna just told you, it's a healing process. I know. And you know

friend? You're gonna be so entrenched in it that you're not gonna be thinking

about it. Yeah. And by the time your kid is, like, old enough, you're gonna be

like, wow, I did a great job. I said it at the beginning, and I still will say

it. Bitches and whores, but literally the best.

All of them. Like, and your children are a testament.

Like, you all make me want to have children.

Jenna, is your father still alive, do you know? He is.

My father was very tender and very warm with the other family that he had. And

so being around it was very hard because I could see what was going on. So I was

not.

It was really tricky.

That's tough.

Brynn and Uba, you opened up a lot about your past.

this season as well. What kind of reaction have you gotten from viewers?

Insane, incredible.

Really? Really, really, yeah.

Literally, I think it was like thousands of messages of just being like, thank

you for sharing.

And it's been like, it's overwhelming. It's nice. It makes it worthwhile.

Because sometimes you're like, why the did I share all this?

It's been tough.

But it's like therapeutic in some, you know, stuff way.

You know? Uba, what about you?

I didn't get thousands of messages.

The message that I've got, I have heard people say that I had a really bad

relationship with my mom.

And because of you, I made a phone call. I went to visit her.

And that makes me happy to know that they can correct this before they lose

their mom.

When my mom got sick, she's the first person I called. Oh, really? Because my

mom and I are just like women fighting. Uwe has said to me, don't do this.

Don't. Screw up your relationship with your mother while you have her. Right.

you check on Twitter, there were thousands of people saying they called

mother because of you. There were thousands. I don't give anything to a

I know, man.

Cy, as someone who had challenges...

With your own mom, I wonder, how does not having that picture -perfect

childhood, how has that affected you? Yeah, I think it's a lot of trauma that

definitely carry with me for the simple fact that I can't, I don't hash out my

feelings. I kind of run away from them.

But it hasn't affected me being a parent.

But I don't think I've really dealt with the trauma of my mother.

You're tough.

I am. You're really tough.

A coping mechanism, I guess?

It is. I think it is 100 % a coping mechanism.

I've had to overcome so much in my life. I'm broken in the inside, but at the

same time, I don't want to tell anyone that. I want everyone to look at me and

feel happiness and positivity, and I mask it with humor, you know? And do

you think that that lands? Do you think you're successful at that?

I am. I do.

I'm wondering if the other women in the group.

If that lands for them.

Are you looking at me?

I mean, look, I think you do have a hard exterior. And it's something that, for

me personally, I almost took it upon myself to try to break through. I really

wanted to get to know who you are. But it was tough.

I'm not someone who shares my feelings openly.

I don't like it. I don't like running around telling grown women I love them

much. It's just... Why not?

I just, my parents didn't tell me they loved me constantly.

It's just not how I communicate. I communicate that way with my children.

But with my friends, I do things with them. I help them.

Okay, let me move on.

Jenna, I have to say I'm very impressed considering where you've been and where

you've come from. You know, and just the emotional relationships you have.

That's a success.

You go for it. That's amazing. You overcame.

Rough odds. There's a divorce in there.

No, I understand.

You don't celebrate your W's at all. You are very hard on yourself.

That's what I mean. And you don't celebrate your wins.

Because she puts herself down so much. She puts herself down to the point that

sometimes I get so upset with you because I want to shake you. You have

accomplished.

and you have some really great people behind you. When I first met you, I was

like, oh, this woman's going to be an ultimate bitch. And then later on, after

watching all of this and doing this journey with you, I realized you're just

broken as me, but you're amazing.

I'm your general client.

This is what I meant. Put the t -shirt on, OK?

But off camera? I'll make the t -shirt.

She celebrates her wins. But that doesn't mean that she doesn't

celebrate herself. Maybe she just does it in a different way. But in the show,

people don't see that side of her. But I think that's just her being vulnerable.

I love that she's vulnerable. She's like the most vulnerable out of all of us. I

have stretch marks. I have uneven boobs. I wouldn't show any for all the money

in the world. You know what I'm saying? But like you, you're popping your teeth

out. You're showing off with no eyelashes.

You know what I'm saying?

No way there'll be camera. They're taking my teeth out. Yeah, no way.

Jenna, at the end of the season, you were processing a breakup, but I know

there's a new lady in your life. Can you tell us anything about this?

What do you want to know?

Jenna, at the end of the season, you were processing a breakup, but I know

there's a new lady in your life. Can you tell us anything about this?

What do you want to know? Well, how long have you been seeing each other? It's

been, gosh, I guess we started seeing each other probably right as the show

ending. OK.

We'd known each other for years because we both were in the same industry.

And I've always had a crush on him.

Aw. That's nice.

So cute. Have any of you met her? Yes. We've all met her, I think. You've all

met her. Yeah. I planned a dinner at the right place. OK.

Glad you learned. About time.

And they all got to meet, both Beckett and her.

Oh, that's great.

How did Beckett get along with her?

Oh, great.

Wow.

Viv from Baltimore, Maryland said, Erin, what was your reaction finding out how

insecure Jenna is about her body?

You know, even when we went to Anguilla, I don't think any of us knew how

insecure. Like you said, I'm going to tan and this and that.

I think watching it and seeing how much you opened up in the confessionals, I

didn't realize it was to that level. I didn't know until, yeah, until I watched

the confessionals and then you're sharing in that whole episode. Which is

thought, like, it was a kitschy whatever first class.

I feel bad about that. I'm going to say it here. I'm sorry I said it like that.

And then she was like, the truth is, I'm not flying down with you guys because I

don't fly coach.

Ew. Okay.

That is the corniest reason I've ever heard.

I should have given more backstory because you did give me more backstory.

But what you guys don't know is when I thought I reached out to Aaron, I said

that actually felt like I'm really bummed. Oh, really?

So we have spoken about it, and I did say, like, that didn't feel good. And I

did feel bad about it. Launching back, I apologize.

I think we were very hard on her. I think it was a table filled with, like,

daggers. Cackling hats.

Yeah, it was a bunch of old cackling hats.

And Jenna. And we did go hard on Jenna. You said Jenna can suck my dick. I

didn't go hard on her. You know, you won't do first class, baby. I'm just

telling you.

Well, to that point, Sarah from Greensboro, North Carolina, says, I

believe you were 54 when you went on your first girls weekend.

Did you not have a group of close girlfriends in college or when you were

.Crew? I went to art school, and, like, there was definitely not a group of

girls there. And I couldn't afford to go on a girls' trip. And then I was also,

like, kind of constantly monogamous. I was in relationships. So, like, I just

never really found my footing with doing girls' trips. It never happened.

Okay. Ladies, Ani from Santa Clara, California wants to know if Jenna's

lived up to the hype. Absolutely. Oh, my God. My jaw was on the floor when I

first walked through that. Well, except for this one who said it was boring and

I had too many button -down shirts. You did have a lot of buttons. I saw a sea

of stripes. Okay. I give it to you on your sheet closet.

Amazing. Brynn, Grace from Maryland said, Sai has an issue with Jenna

her products, but as an influencer, she makes a living doing that very thing.

Do you think Sai is being a bit hypocritical? here no i don't think that

because it's different size very honest about okay i have a product i'm doing

this and like i have the brief and then you know she's it's her work versus this

was just gift giving with the sponsorship angle so i think that's

got the only thing there was no sponsorship angle yeah the things that

there i have a big closet in the back and these are all old collabs so no one

could even purchase them and i just wrapped them up but what is your

on the gifts were you surprised to hear what the other women were saying in

their confessionals i was i get so many things sent to me and i love getting

gifts and everyone comes over to my house i'm like i want to get that and so

was trying to share i also get so many things gifted so to me i think in a

marketing way so she kept giving us gifts i've never had a friend who gives

gift almost every single time that they see me so for me i'm like

Are you trying to buy me? It didn't feel genuine. Now that I know you, I

understand that you're just someone who loves to give gifts and you're very

sweet, but I really was like, you've got to stop. It was driving me crazy.

Is gift giving your love language? It's her. I love giving and getting gifts. I

love giving and getting gifts. I love it. It's one of my favorite things. For

me, it's my love language to receive gifts.

Brynn Miranda from Iowa City said, you called out a double standard on how the

rest of the group treated Jenna.

Erin forgave her for leaving. leaving her house in the middle of the night.

Jessel gave her a pass for lying about missing her event.

How did that double standard affect your ability to connect with Jenna and did

it make you resentful of her?

Yeah, I don't think it made me resentful of her. I don't think it was so much my

connection with Jenna. I think it was just more, like, my hatred or anger at,

like, Aaron.

Hatred? Like, yeah, at that point, I did. It was so big a wrong word for him.

Because it was, like, I was very... Not a hatred.

Like, my, like, frustration.

No, but it was just, like, I felt like it was unfair.

And I felt like I kept getting afraid. I was like, wow, it's like the

punishment's not fitting the crime, and you let her off, you know, easily.

And I just felt like I do a little bit, and I'm like punished forever.

What are you referring to?

Punished forever?

Gwen was right. Erin, you are not as hard.

You weren't hard on Jenna. You weren't. And at the beginning, I thought you were

kind of kissing Jenna's ass a bit. Everybody does. Whatever.

Well, ladies, June from Missouri said you kept asking Jenna to open up, but

she would talk about her anxiety around showing her skin, you didn't take it

very seriously. Cy even went as far as to ask Jenna if she tanned in her burka.

Why be so dismissive about these anxieties?

I do think you're extremely brave for...

Doing what you did for sharing your genetic disorder for for being

It's not easy I think you're gonna help a lot of people. Yeah. Yeah, exactly a

lot of like yes We are very hard on you to answer your question and we were very

hard on you and we apologize. We're sorry We really do that feel good.

Yeah, yeah, they're already have to get here and we love you Jethro your

reaction of utter disgust to Jenna's real name Judith

was something.

Her name is actually Judith.

Judith? Judith, to me, lives on the Upper East Side.

She wears pink wool and shops at Bergdorf.

That's not Jenna Lyons.

Do you know anyone named Judith? No, she lives on the Upper East Side. One of my

favorite authors is Judith Bloom.

I mean, I read her when I was... Judy Bloom. Well, her real name is Judith.

Okay, is it?

I don't know, probably.

I mean, I'm assuming Judy Blume is the shortened version.

I think my reaction was more just, I've always known Jenna to be Jenna.

And Judith, just to me, and I said it in my confessionals, it's just not...

This fabulous woman. I mean, it's just not. I feel like you felt personally

victimized when you found out that I knew it was you.

Just for the record, I legally changed it, so I am legally generalized. Okay.

We're going to leave it there on that note. We're going to take a break.

more of The Real Housewives of New York City reunion in just a moment.

Coming up.

Why are you instigating, Brynn?

Huh?

I can't hear you all the way down there. You heard me.

Read my lips.

Welcome back to the Real Housewives of New York City reunion. I'm Andy Cohen.

Between her modeling career and hot sauce line, Uba is about as spicy as it

comes. But while she was happy to bring Uba hot to any meal, we also learned

that her relationship was strictly off the table. Let's watch.

Gorgeous. I love it. Great Uba.

What are you serving, Uba? Chocolate, darling.

Do you have a compass?

Uba's the only person who could bring a compass to dinner, and I would not be

surprised. I'm like, of course. I would come here with a donkey.

I don't get it. Uba's special.

She's a special woman. This is why I love New York, because you only meet

like that here.

You are confident.

You are smart. Why are you not in a serious relationship? I don't know. Why

don't we all close our eyes and speak to God in your own language? She's very

happy.

Won't say a word.

I think she's dating someone.

Uba, I heard you got a man in Connecticut.

You mentioned Connecticut. I'm going there.

You said it on camera. She said it on camera.

It was not on the camera.

That is horrible. That teacher is my favorite. Oh, the four of us on the

collage. So she must have heard from thigh.

All right.

I spilled the beans.

Bitch. Going home.

You're going home?

Yeah, yeah, I'm done.

All right, so obviously we all want to know right away, what is the status of

you and Mr.

Connecticut?

Still going strong.

Good. Okay.

This is who I met at the premiere party, right? Yes. Very tall and handsome.

Is there anything you can tell us about him?

The girls met him.

I've never met him.

He's incredible. The most lovely man, really. And very handsome.

So in love with her. Yeah. Wow.

He has sparkles in his eyes. He is the perfect counterpart to Uba. How? In what

way?

He's patient.

He's loving. No, he's loving.

He kind of just, like, looks at her as if she's, like, art in a museum.

He is very private, or you were private about the relationship because?

He is very private. He is very private. Because of his work. Okay.

Uba Roberta from Little Rock, Arkansas said, it seems like you're still booking

lots of modeling jobs.

In a youth -obsessed industry, how has your modeling career changed as you've

gotten older?

Well, I don't age.

I'm just like wine.

I get better with age.

But to be fair, this is the best era to be a model. Really? Yes, because it has

a lot of inclusivity.

Every type, every genre, skin tone, age.

Jenna, Sean from Grand Rapids, Michigan wants to know what advice you've given

UBA on taking UBA Hot to the next level.

Oh, I mean, we had a conversation. I know you were talking about should you,

like, polish yourself up for investors and be more professional.

And my advice was absolutely not. I think what is amazing about you is UBA

is UBA Hot. It's like you are what you make. And I think that sort of energy

bring is far more exciting. People are investing in you. They're not investing

in, like, a deck.

I've heard you talk about your mom a lot. You have how many siblings?

I have three sisters.

And where are they now?

Vancouver. They're in Vancouver. My brother, we immigrated from Somalia to

Canada with my brother and my father.

And are you as close with your dad as you were with your mom?

My mom was my anchor.

Yeah. I'm not really connected to my dad that way.

And I spoke to a healer, and she said because...

of my dad, the relationship I had with my dad. If you don't have a close

relationship with your dad, you start dating people, you know, that remind

or like I did a lot of guys, every time they leave me.

We said I beat them up, but before that they say to me like how much they love

me.

I've slapped every guy I've ever dated.

In bed or in an argument?

In public. In public? In public.

Have you slapped Mr. Connecticut yet? No, I can't. Is there a possibility

ever going to slap me? No, I'm not.

But he didn't think.

Andy, do you want to be slapped a little bit? No, I don't, actually. Good

question.

Well, talk of Uba's love life created a lot of conflict in the group. So, Cy,

why did you get so angry at Brynn for asking Uba about Mr. Connecticut when

broke Uba's trust yourself?

Coming up.

One of the reasons why I haven't been wanting to be friends is I've just,

heard you calling me names, calling you a slut and a whore and, like... I've

never said any of those things. Yeah, I've heard. From who?

I will give you $1 ,000 from Aaron.

So, Cy, why did you get so angry at Brynn for asking Uba about Mr.

when you broke... Ubers trust yourself.

That is a great question. It is.

I think I'm a little bit harder on Bryn because Bryn and I were very close.

And so I trusted you with a secret. The secret that you shared on camera?

I didn't share it on camera.

It was the Connecticut part. She told me not to say anything about Connecticut.

That was the main thing.

OK. That was the main part that she said, do not say anything.

You did not want anyone to know that he was in Connecticut? You didn't mind if

they knew that you were dating someone? I mind that also.

Here's the thing. I want to make this just between me and him and make sure

I like this person before I parade him around people I love. I definitely

spilled the beans. That was me. I apologize to Uba.

Did you tell her that where he lived was a secret?

She shouldn't have repeated any of it.

It's a state. It's a United States.

But it's not even that. But you never told me to keep it. You told me the

story, and then you say, didn't keep this one a state of residence private.

you told me that? Or keep it a secret because it's mission critical? Of course

would, you guys. Give me a break.

It's my fault. I take full accountability for it. She trusted me

I shouldn't have said it anyway. I shouldn't have said it to Aaron. I

have said it to us while we were eating. It is my fault, and I think I was so

upset that I broke her trust.

I took it out on you. And I apologize. Thank you.

I was really angry in the moment. I also was drinking. And I wanted to you up.

And I'm really sorry.

I'm really sorry. I love you, Brynn. And I apologize. I have not really spoken

to you since then.

And I really was very, very angry. So you have not spoken to Brynn since that

night? Not really.

Wow.

Wow. All the photo shoots you've been doing for the show and everything?

Yeah, but here's the thing. And I appreciate that so much.

But the thing is that you've also spent the last six months going in press

interviews, continuing this narrative, saying Brynn can't be trusted.

Brynn broke the circle of truth.

Brynn's not a girl's girl. You've gone out of your way. Or maybe they ask you

every time about me. I don't know. But you, every single interview.

But it's kind of convenient that you're saying it now when you literally, as of

last week, were still continuing the exact narrative that you had for six

months. That's why we didn't talk. Well, it's because we're finally hashing it

out. I see both.

It was implied that the conversation would stay, but also... I'm glad you're

saying implied, because in your interview, you just said, we sat there.

were all, like, did, like, you know, sister traveling plans, blood sisters.

it's like, that wasn't the f***ing case. It wasn't.

After the costume shop, Cy and I took Brynn out for her birthday.

We went to her favorite place, Casa Cipriani. We were talking for a while,

we made a decision. We all looked at each other in the eye and said, this is

circle of trust.

That's when Cy told us a little bit more about Uwe's boyfriend, where he lived.

What he does and I aren't even like great right now But I do have to say

did look at each other and say we're not gonna expose No, we didn't we're just

having a good time We weren't we weren't we were there but it was us three we

were having what was the circle of trust Where they talk about everyone Where

you guys like And

by the way Erin, the reason this thing is even brought up. My

fault? Okay, thanks for saying that. I mean, how is it my fault? Because you

went to tell Sy, oh, but I'm so mad about David. I didn't say she's so mad.

the tapes back. I didn't say she's so mad.

You said she's upset.

Yeah, because I thought you were.

She brought up how he said, like, why are you single?

And she was just saying how people shouldn't ask that.

Do you realize I was trying to do something?

No, no, no, no. No, because that doing something have got us here. You are the

seed. I'm curious what Jaisal thinks about the circle of trust, given how

everyone was to be talking about your business.

You know, I'm kind of speechless, honestly.

You shouldn't. About what?

About the fact that you guys talked about my marriage in such a disgusting

It was sexless. I didn't talk about your marriage in a disgusting way. You

insinuated my husband was cheating on me. I did not insinuate that.

Oh, you didn't?

Did you know her husband is going to Vietnam? The reason why he is going is

because he's trying to rack up his points.

That is bizarre. When you start adding that to the pot with, I haven't had sex

in two years, he was my roommate, that tied into Povitt going to Vietnam for

night. It's strange.

You watched the show, Erin. I did. Do you watch it with a fucking blindfold

your face?

No, I don't remember what with Vietnam.

The fact that you said my husband doesn't wear a wedding ring, I never

that. You did relay that information to me, and then I told her. Yeah, but I

didn't say it in a way like he's not wearing his ring. The intention is

completely different. What was the intention?

To tell her that Abe doesn't really wear his ring, so I wouldn't bring it up on

camera. That's how I said it to you.

Why is that, like, so weird to you to understand? Because it was brought up to

me on camera. But, yeah, well, I wish you didn't do that, honestly. And you

how upset I am about the ring thing. Out of all the shit that they said, you're

only upset that he didn't wear a piece of jewelry? I don't like the ring.

Huh?

I can't hear you all the way down there. You heard me. Read my lips.

Brynn floats with Abe, and, oh, my God, all hell breaks loose.

The double fantasy between me and Ty is unbelievable.

You're just looking at me. I'm making my way down.

You're looking at me. I'm making my way down. Okay.

Before we move on, she's just apologized to you. Yes.

Where do you two go from here? You were very close.

We're fine.

Well, you're saying we're fine.

What are you saying?

Honestly, one of the reasons why I haven't been wanting to be friends is

just heard you saying a lot of other stuff about what I do for a living,

get my money, calling me names, calling me a slut and a whore. I've never said

any of those things. Yeah, I've heard. From who?

I will give you $1 ,000 from Aaron.

I have never said any of those things about you. OK, if you didn't, then I

won't. I've never said any, and I own my shit at the end of the day. If I called

you a slut or you get your money from somewhere, I would have said it. I don't

know what you do for a living, to be honest. You do know what I do for a

We're friends.

I signed your contract on a vino baby, so I knew you. Back in 2017?

Yeah, and I've had six other jobs since then. I actually work a nine to five. I

don't talk about you, Brynn. I don't think about you, so it's fine.

I have like a thousand friends. I'm good.

OK. Come on. You guys, you cannot do this. You have to fix this.

Fix what?

You guys have to go back to be together. We just started talking about it 10

minutes ago. I just apologize. It's fine.

Let's give it some time.

Places, everybody, please.

Okay, I'm ready to start filming.

Can you imagine?

Isn't that baby? Jenna, by the way, you really do have the best nipples. I do

not blame you for displaying them all the time.

Celebrate your win. I celebrate my best nipples.

We are back with the Real Housewives of New York City

season 14 reunion.

Between her career, husband, and twin boys, Jessel was about as busy as it

Except when it came to actually getting...

Busy, that is.

Take a look.

Would you like to have a threesome with me and my husband?

She's a psycho, apparently.

I've had a popsicle stuck up my... Jess is a good girl.

But sometimes Jess will say things you're like... Is Montessori the right

decision for them? The open house was very elevated.

They had a charcuterie for one.

But that's for the parents.

How did you meet your husband? We were roomies.

That is not normal. What are you doing?

What is wrong with you? They're asking for boards and organization.

Are you part of anything?

Except for, like, the fried chicken committee?

It's the street food association of New York City. Favorite moment in the entire

show.

What the hell is

happening here?

We are in a rut.

It's normal.

If I didn't have sex for a year and a half, I'd be in a mental institute.

Is this her parishioner?

We did the deed.

It took me, like, 20 minutes to, like, listen up. I'm sorry. I did not believe

that her papa had sex.

All right.

You really put it all out there.

I did. Which I appreciate.

Thank you. Thank you. And the fans had a lot to say. I want to start with the

obvious, if you will. How is your sex life?

I mean...

Much better.

Okay. I mean, we're still busy and we're still trying to obviously find time for

ourselves, but it's much better.

Did you regret saying that on the show?

No. Yeah. It was just where I was in my life at the moment and in time. What

have you learned about your relationship watching it back on the show?

You know, you look at yourself on TV, and you certainly learn things about

yourself, the way you speak to each other.

We're very comfortable, and I think that comes from being friends first. And so

I definitely can do things better, and it's been a learning curve.

Ladies, Joanna from Oahu wants to know if the wine at Jaisal's showcase event

was as bad as Erin said.

Yeah, it was bad. It was free as well.

I mean, it was free.

So yours was sponsored, too.

Yeah, but I didn't put it on my invite.

A lot of good PR.

Hers was also a business event and not an anniversary party. Exactly.

Glenda from Queens wants to know the latest with baby number three. Have you

been able to convince her? Oh, I really have to work on him. He's so against it.

I think that we're right now just trying to find our fitting, and there's a lot

going on.

Have the kids started their $35 ,000 a year school yet? They started this week.

Oh, wow.

How's it going? It's going really well. Any Surrey crews?

We didn't go to that school. Oh, okay.

Okay. Is that a fair price for a... That's for kindergarten.

It goes up and up and up. Yeah.

It's really crazy.

Jenny from Cleveland wants to know, why is charcuterie board at the school's

open house impressed you? Are you willing to pay top dollar for school

it's more about connections than it is about actual education?

I think it sets the tone for the level of attention that they pay.

I mean, Puppet was very impressed.

He ate everything.

Himes on Twitter said, How do you keep your sofas and furniture so clean with

two toddlers? Serious question.

Got this a lot. Everyone wondered. They are so OCD.

Like they don't like, yeah, they don't like dirty hands. They don't like them

dirty. Yeah, they hate it. They hate it.

This is a good one. Jill from Palm Beach said, what's your response to people

saying you moved to New York City for the show and that you still own a home

Dallas? You calling Tribeca up and coming made it sound like you don't

know New York. Did you move for the show? No. I moved to New York for the

opportunity. And the show was a different opportunity. For the

the show? No, no. For the opportunity to be closer to my family, for my work.

And the show was a different opportunity.

How long have you lived in New York? I lived in New York for almost a decade

before we moved to LA.

And then Puppet started a company in Dallas. So it was a landing pad. We

have a home there. OK.

And we moved back to New York. How long have you been back?

Almost a year and a half now.

Moving to New York a year and a half ago, that seems to be when we were

the show.

Bren, what are you thinking?

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't think even for the show. Is the math not mathing?

Did you see I was trying to do the months? It was a year and a half, and I

thinking, when did we start filming? And then I was thinking, I don't know.

Look, I mean, actually, though, even if, let's say you did, I personally don't

think that you did. I think maybe if it was something like how I've had with

career opportunities where it's like, okay, there's this, or I've moved for

love, and then there's other things that just make it.

an add -on and make it better. People move for work. Technically, this is a

we're getting paid.

When the twins were born in LA, I realized I needed to be closer to my

And it was just like, why not move to London?

I mean, CBD.

OK. If we cast the real housewives.

I'll be there.

Do a reboot there.

Pavan and I are very nomadic. Sometimes people take me softballs.

We're very nomadic. We love to move around.

Sai, when you heard that Pavan and Jaisal finally had sex during their

staycation, you said in your confessional that you didn't believe it.

Do you still think she was lying?

You know what? It's none of my business. I'm sorry. I shouldn't comment on

anyone's marriage but my own.

From the outside.

looking in, it just doesn't feel like you have a connection, but that is your

relationship, and I can't justify your relationship at all. I'm sorry, that my

husband and I don't have a connection?

Yeah, it doesn't seem like you guys have a connection at all. But again, that's

your relationship. I shouldn't be commenting out on it. You did it.

FYI. You're right, I did. You sandwiched your bomb with two... I did, I did. I

own it, I own it. No one...

deserves to comment on my marriage.

And especially not in a negative way.

And also, I was talking about postpartum.

You understand when you have babies, when you have four years of IVF, it's

Totally. It's okay to have these struggles. It's fine. It's normal.

You guys, no. Let me talk. Let me talk. Let me talk. You implied my husband is

cheating on me because I'm not having sex with him. No, I did not. Yes, you

did. No, I did not. I never said that.

Next week, the dramatic conclusion of the Real Housewives of New York City

reunion. Fran, are you picking your boob out? We started talking about Abe,

Islam, Mr. Right. I was like, okay.

I've never done therapy until today.

I think Fran's very straight.

It doesn't mean I'm not interested.

She got so drunk in front of our kids.

And David said she has to go.

Three months later, you die. I feel like it's my fault.

No, no, no, no. We're too different. Watch your mouth. I'm not afraid of you.

I'm not afraid of you.

You put people in the hospital?

No, I put people in the funeral home.

I'm so tired. I'm just nobody off my back.