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Previously on The Real Housewives of New York City.

Married with kids tax.

What is a marriage with kids tax?

Oh, when you're married with a kid, tax life.

I want to do a staycation in New York and get like a hotel.

I'm single, so I'm making moves.

Wait, what? What happened?

Life happened. Oh my goodness.

Maybe I have a little crush.

I just feel alone.

You have so many friends here. But I, um...

I don't have my mom. I know.

I'm

sorry

for taking your glasses, and I'm sorry for keeping it for 45 minutes.

The secret ingredient?

Darling, it's me.

My lashes may be fake, but I definitely keep it real.

I'm a true New Yorker. The only bull I'll take is by the horn.

I always bring the flavor. It's not my fault you don't have any taste.

In New York, there's a lot of bad apples, but I'm the baddest of the

I love to laugh, but make me mad, and I'll date your dad.

Hi, welcome in. How are you? Very good. How are you?

Good. Table for two. Come on over. Thank you.

Thank you. Oh, my God.

What are you going to get? I'm so hungry. I am hungry, too.

Did I tell you about their music class?

No. Have it. Like, the music class is on this side.

And these two are all the way over there.

Hi. We got a hi. Hello. How are you? Hey. Hi.

We are.

Let's do the music class, okay? Come on. Let's go. When they start going to

school, it's going to be like a shock.

Like... No.

It's crazy.

How are they going to sit still?

Also, going on vacation and then leaving your kids behind and see how it went.

With no help from a nanny. How was it? I was, like, thinking about you guys all

the time. It was intense.

Yeah. Non -stop.

I carry those twins, so I think that buys me at least nine months of vacation

time, times two.

Ready for some food? I'm going to do the quiche. All right. Sounds good. Chicken

and waffles. Chicken and waffles. Good choice. Is it possible to make it extra

spicy somehow?

What do you have for hot sauce? I can check in with the kitchen. This is a

French restaurant.

What do you want them to have?

I don't know. French people don't even have spicy food. What are you talking

about? I'll make sure that it's a little special.

Thank you. Thank you. Of course.

I need a vacation after this vacation.

I'm telling you.

What are some of the highlights?

We learned a lot about each other.

with and who not to.

Erin with this whole privilege thing again. Oh my God. I literally don't

What's wrong with her? It's okay if your parents helped you, by the way. I feel

like you're not honest about it. This is not adding up to me.

My parents helped me? My parents did not help me. Why would I lie about that?

I'm not trying to paint a picture of like, oh my God, I was so poor.

Okay, yeah.

The festival side is someone that I love and respect.

I'm not trying to compare my story to hers.

There was a point where I had $20 in my bank account. I'm not even... There was

a point when I had $0 .00.

Okay, well... It was negative $498.

You know what it feels like to have $0 .00?

I definitely want some time with Cy.

I need Cy to understand where I'm coming from and a little bit more about me.

We're all adults.

Let's squash the beef.

Oh, wow.

I'm all about squashing beef.

So let me know how it is and let me know if you need anything, okay? Amazing.

Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Very good. When are we doing our date night?

Oh, um, I was going to surprise you with that.

What? I planned something. We're going to do a little dinner and staycation

week. We are?

Yeah. Are we staying here?

We are staying here.

Do you have the nanny set up? I have everything set up already.

You have everything set up already?

You know you can't hide anything from me. I run this household. How are you

going to hide that from me?

What if I have a secret nanny?

You have a secret nanny? Yeah.

What do you do with a secret 90?

What would you like to know?

We don't need no sleep because the party don't stop.

So put your hands on me and...

Henry out of Hudson's is a place that I went when I first came out. So it holds

kind of a special place in my heart.

I'm actually so

really friendly with me because the girl has game. Like I have none. I'm so shy.

I've never picked anyone up, ever.

Oh, and I have gloves.

See, I'm ready to finger bang.

No, you're not. You're just like, Jenna, Jenna, do not underestimate me. You

would hurt someone. No, I wouldn't. Now they're covered.

That doesn't hurt. I'll go smoke.

That's dangerous. Oh, yes.

Wow. Okay.

I'll let you pick. I go to gay bars pretty often. I mean, like, I don't

differentiate between straight or gay. Look, if there's good -looking people,

I'm going to be there, and I'm going to be drinking and flirting.

Who are you? I want to make out with a girl.

You what? I want to make out with a girl.

Okay. Love is love. I'll take it wherever I can get it.

She's so hot.

Okay, I need a moment.

Stop it.

Okay, slow down. She's coming, she's coming.

Oh, she's coming over?

She's coming.

Oh my God.

Hi. Hi, what's up? Hi. Hey, I'm Jenna.

Nice to meet you. Hi. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Oh, do you have a little dot here?

Yeah.

No, this side. Where is mine?

The left, the left, the left. I've been thinking about getting a little tattoo

to make it more prominent. You look really pretty.

Prince is an amazing winged woman. She's so vivacious and she's clearly

straight. So she's not a threat. She's charming.

I haven't been single in so long that I don't actually know how to do any of

this stuff anymore. So I'm like having a little bit of an out -of -body

experience. How long have you been single?

Not long enough.

Give me a number.

Like two months. Two months.

Right. How does it feel? I feel like I'm a fifth out of water. Yeah. Yeah, like

totally.

Well, you don't look like it.

I kind of do. No, you don't. You feel much more comfortable now that you're

standing. You just needed to, like, be grounded.

Okay, I'm just going to stand. Yeah.

Hey, kids.

Oh, hi. What are you doing? We're just talking.

Well, you're gorgeous and smart and lovely. I think we should just do the

exchange. If you want, I can broker this.

You're going to call me tomorrow. Okay.

And then at that.

as you're looking, and then you're going to kiss the hand when you give it, and

then you're going to walk away, and you're going to ruin her life, and she's

going to think about you later when she touches herself.

Okay, ready?

I'm going to let you guys have this moment.

Jenna needs to be a typical New York love story and date someone younger.

successful, you're established, you have the thing going.

Find a young hottie.

It's really hard. Can you get this?

Use your feet.

You know what? Here's the thing. All my teeth are fake, so it's really dangerous

for me to do that. So I'm not going to. Can you open it for me?

Yes, I'm going to open it for you. All right. Here, you can do it right there.

I'm going to have to give it to you again.

It's okay.

You can give it to me as many times as you need to. And then of course.

Oh.

Thank you.

And the last one.

Thank you.

And just, you're not allowed to, but I'm going to take a picture just because

you're a dumbass. And then I woke up and I put together a power horn

presentation for Love Scene and I totally deleted it. I don't know if

realizes how many decades I've been on this earth. Maybe she wants a MILF.

Coming up.

If your wife did not have sex with you for a year and a half, what would

I would fuck other women.

Oh, my God.

I'm so hungry.

I am, too. I want a margarita. I actually care about drinks more.

Or two.

Thanks, baby.

You're beautiful.

Honestly, if we're good tonight and the kids feel like sleeping, it's like stay

up. I mean, you don't have to twist and turn.

I'm looking forward to getting Erin's feedback on the trip.

Yeah.

Hi. Hi.

I gotta get up.

I'm like, stop.

I've ordered some guacamole. Great. I'm starving. Hi, Abe.

David and Abe know each other, and you know what? Aaron said, let's go on a

double date. Maybe the guys can get to know each other a little bit better, and

I thought it would be a great idea.

They have, like, three micheladas.

You're a three michelada.

Yeah, but I've never... Have you ever gone to a place that has a michelada

I have not. It's hard to have couple friends.

Cheers. I'm like, I'm starving. Cheers. Salud.

It's very hard for couples to like each spouse.

Did you tell him about the boat game?

No. There's this boat game.

Something about Brynn. We can go in her phone and text any guy, like, something

naughty or something like that, like, and see their response.

Wait, so who is it?

Jessel and Pavit. They have some sex issues.

You know them, yes. Yeah.

So we have Jessel text her husband.

Yes. We're trying to spice it up for them.

Okay. Okay, so sexy text. Ready? Be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, do it.

Real possible.

What did he say? What did he say? What did he say? What did he say? You should

really get a towel and dry off.

I have a question for you two. If your wife did not affect with you for a year

and a half, what would happen? Like, what would happen? I would f*** other

women.

Oh, my God.

I don't appreciate his candor right now. He's such a little... What?

Good to know. What if I'm, like, going through something?

He'll be... A year, a year and a half.

I'm just saying.

What would you do? That's a long time.

You want my answer? Yes, honestly.

The relationship would probably be over.

That's the better answer.

No, no.

His answer was a great answer. No, his answer was a great answer. My answer was

a consequence of this.

My husband said the right answer.

That is what a husband should say.

I would have sex with another man.

Let's not go too far.

Because we talked about this.

I know. We're not getting into this.

Are we not? We're not getting into this. At one stage in our lives, maybe there

will be a moment of swinging.

Oh,

you're into swinging. No, I'm not into swinging. Yeah, but I think I could be

like 10 years.

Okay, we talked about having a threesome, and you said it would have to

women. I don't want that. I didn't say that. But you did, because I said I want

to have sex with another man then. Right.

Otherwise it's not fair. And I would be okay with it as long as it's in the same

world. No, you said you wouldn't be able to watch it. You said you wouldn't be

able to watch it.

My rule would have been that we have to have it in the same room with people we

don't know.

Like, no friends, whatever, so that nothing's left in my imagination.

Jenna had a great idea. She said, if it's a gay man, then it's fine, because

it's a gay man, it's like, it's just sex. You want a gay guy, though?

Yeah, if they're, like, middle of the road, yeah.

What planet are we living on?

Planet New York.

I will never be in a sexless marriage.

In 10 years from now, if I'm having issues, bring in the gays, bring in a

unicorn, bring in whoever, anything to get us going again, because I think

intimacy is so important.

None of us have seen each other since Angola.

Uba's doing this healing thing.

We're all going to do a sound bath.

and we're going to heal.

She said you can cry and scream.

Nothing about this sounds appealing. Sound bath sounds nice. I don't scream.

don't scream.

I don't scream or cry in, like, a healing

session. We're not going to be healing. We're going to be... What does that

mean? You know what I mean. What kind of swingers... Such trying to recruit us

in the swinger thing. We're not about that life.

I'm a very new collector, only about like five years.

I just randomly started buying them because I like them aesthetically and

just fell in love and it's a slippery slope. Yes, no, it happens. Some women

think shoes, I'm like, don't get started on books. It goes, yeah, I know, I

know. Do you want to take a look at some stuff? I would love to. Okay, so what

we are mostly excited about, we do have a first edition of Jane Eyre.

Growing up, my grandmother would always take us to the library. So avid book

reader, avid book lover.

I just start being fascinated with antique books. What is this one? Oh,

Merchant of Venice. That's Shakespeare as well.

1664. I like smelling them. I like touching them. I like reading them. I

knowing that this is something that has survived 200 years.

I'm actually interested in more so like 18th and 19th century books in English

that don't have illustrations in them. When there's illustrations and drawings,

I feel like people would...

hang on to books longer whereas if it was just oh there's no pictures more

likely to be discarded over 100 or 200 years i'm looking for books that don't

have illustrations in them that's random i've never heard that i know this is

like it's such an odd nuance and now when i find them i'm getting it i get

excited and i get them sometimes i think some of the guys don't like it when i

can like quote last week's economist and they can't but being well read it's a

plus and then this one is a collection of three plays king lear othello and

anthony and cleopatra The two hottest things a man can have in his wallet are

Centurion card and a New York Public Library card.

I'm going to take one call. I'm so sorry. Oh, yes, of course.

Hello.

Hey. What's going on?

I'm in a bookstore.

What are you doing at the bookstore?

I wanted to drop off a couple books and get their thoughts.

Your birthday's coming up, isn't it?

Yes, it's coming up. Right.

I'm going to go do the tree.

I'm going to go meet with an arborist from the Central Park Conservancy and

around with them. I gave them a list of approximately where we would want it.

The tree should be by some ducks.

Grandma loved ducks. Remember, all she ever talked about was going down to the

river. And feeding the ducks. With a bag of McDonald's and feeding the ducks. I

know, right?

It's been a year and a half since Mimi died.

For some time now, I've wanted to commemorate or memorialize my

memory in Central Park.

She was an amazing woman.

I want to do it because I want to have it be more about, like, look, this is

life, and it's supposed to be celebratory.

She taught me that no one is better than you.

You're not better than anybody else.

She wasn't perfect, but she did her best.

And her best was more than good enough.

By the time that the plaque is made, it takes four to six months for the plaque

to... that goes on the walk, then it will be summer. So, as long as Central

Park's standing, she'll have her tree.

That's good, for sure.

All right, I really like a couple of these things, and I'm like, the love

letters of Mark Twain? If you're reading this in 2050, I was here wearing a

cowboy hat.

It's not a cowboy hat.

Is it?

Oh, God, is it a cowboy hat?

I'm going to change my hat.

Coming up...

Come on. Show me what you got.

Okay.

Hello. Welcome.

Hi. How are you? Good. How are you doing? Good. I'm not sure what we're

I'm meeting Uba, I think. Yes. She's right up here. You can just pick off

shoes. I'm right under there.

Oh, wow.

You're getting some healing.

We're getting some healing.

This is the most energetic.

You smell delicious.

Is it you two?

Is that you or here? No, me.

And here too, a little bit.

But we smell so good.

We should come over to perfume together. Okay. That would be the two of us

together. This event was inspired by the incident in Anguilla.

Why are you bringing this up now? No!

Be quiet. Don't tell me what to do.

Don't tell me to be quiet.

I would like to use this event to make it so all of us can let it go of what

happened in Anguilla, but also even a deeper level of healing in whatever that

they're going through in their lives.

Hi. Hey, babe.

Hi.

It's healing session and a booty classic.

Did I tell you that? Thank you. Thank you.

I'm not a child.

I'm a grown -ass woman. Yeah, with a perfect ass.

Oh. What's up, babe?

Hi. What are you doing? Why are you not here?

Oh, God.

Of course this is Uber's event.

Hi.

She got COVID.

Oh, Fabio. Wait, wait, wait.

I'm sorry.

She always bring it.

I'm so sad you're not here.

Alexandra, nice to meet you.

Bye, Amore.

Bye. It's most amazing here. This is where Uber does in Yale.

Okay. Oh, thank God. We should come here more often. Bye.

Welcome to the party.

I'm so happy Uwe planned this. I could use a healing experience after the

craziness of Anguilla. I'm all about it. I would like for everybody to put their

hand into your heart and connect to your heart.

And if that is an intention, it's the time now for you to really connect to

yourself.

And before you start, I would like for each one to say an intention and you're

going to take from there.

My intention is to be more present. More present.

How about you, darling?

My intention is to be more open and less guarded.

Feel safe to open up. My intention is to really stay

grounded. Truth.

My intention is to...

Be more patient and present with my kids. Wonderful.

My intention is to bring all the love that I give outside to myself.

I feel like Uba has so much self -love. I didn't know she needed more, but

great. Shake it up.

And you can go, ha, ha, ha, and let it go, okay? I'm going to make sounds

going to help everybody to let it go. Come on. Show me what you got.

The African in you.

Let's see it.

It's so calming. It seems kind of like hokey, but it totally works.

Now everybody can lie down.

Make yourself comfortable.

I'm taking a little nap right now.

It was amazing.

Take a moment to feel all your body. And now I'm going to take everybody to a

journey. I'm going to start to drum.

You can bring your inner child and say to the little girl inside of you, I'm

here. I bless you.

I love you.

You'd like to bring your inner child here and say to her, you're safe.

Jenna, you're safe. I came from the future.

I came from the future.

You are free.

I'm not free.

Let's start to drop now this resistance that is a big wall in front of you.

Big wall.

I don't like it. Not for me.

I don't want to go on a journey anywhere unless it's like you're stamping my

passport.

Your cup overflow with joy at the same time is a mix with sadness for

your mom not being in a physical.

But she's here in spirit.

We very rarely see Uba open up. I think she's quite a private person. And I just

want to make sure that she knows that we're there for her.

It's a big life, big project.

Yes,

everybody can sit down. Yeah, you're done.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Thank you. Thank you. That was really good. Strong.

You guys?

She was great.

It's amazing when the drums are going. I can actually meditate.

I find it so hard. But with all the drumming, it's like... Do you feel like

was talking to a certain... Yes.

I'm gonna cry right now. No, that's why we're here.

I'm not being healed because there's nothing wrong with me.

I'm fine.

We've got food!

not happy that we actually eat wow thank you so much anything you can do to get

out of your element and like try something new i'm down for it so i like

alexandra i mean it's a little much with the whole like that whole thing was

like a little much it went on a little too long for my liking but otherwise i

thought it was pleasant by the way what are you doing friday are you free want

to grab lunch sure i think so what time i know i'll text you okay

Are you going to ambush me or something?

Yeah. I don't care to go to lunch. What could she possibly want to talk about?

All right, let's gossip. We'll have some gossip. Gossip, gossip.

Now that I have food, I'm ready to talk to people. So I'm having a staycation

finally with my husband.

Hallelujah.

Where are you going?

We're going to the Ritz Carlton in Nevada.

It's like the new, oh, so sick.

Are you going to have sex?

Yes.

Yes. Are you kidding me?

I have all these, like, things now. I have toys. I have vibrators. I got lube.

Did you buy lingerie? I did.

I got the cute lingerie. You're going to have sexy lingerie. I know.

I'm going to wear the sexy lingerie. I have this really cool dress. I'm going

do a little peekaboo action.

Have you ever worn anything like that with him before?

No, I haven't, to be honest.

It's very risque.

I'm really excited, and I can't wait to see you after. Oh, I know. I'm going to

be, like, bouncing off the walls.

You should make a video. Oh, yes. Should I make a video?

Please. I want to see it. Live vlog?

Oh, God. No, I don't want to see a video.

I want the video for proof.

Coming up.

Is this her, Karishma?

Oh, this is interesting.

to follow me back.

Thank you.

I am hungry.

For sweets?

Yeah. Lucky girl.

Take off your jacket and stay a while, darling. I can't wait to hear about your

audition. I just gotta get comfortable first.

Alright, that's better.

So what happened?

Were you nervous?

I was on the outside and then six girls were on the inside and there were three

bars. and then there were two girls per bar because there wasn't enough room.

So I put my foot behind in ending position, and then I was like this, and

went, oh. And then I had to switch my feet.

Did anybody see you? I'm pretty sure someone did, but it's fine.

I was so nervous.

Kind of. You were a nervous wreck. Sorry.

Linda's a ballerina. She loves, loves, loves ballet.

Do you know what you want?

Uh... But she also wants to be a Broadway actress.

She wants to be a triple threat.

She wants to sing.

She wants to dance.

So all she does around the house is ask me to get her agent.

I don't know what macaroon flavors they have. Maybe just give her an assortment

of, like, five. Got it. Yeah, of course. I was like, am I not good enough to be

your agent? She's like, I want to go above and beyond.

I think I need to see my name in lights, Mom. So if you can't get me there, get

me an agent.

That's where I am with my daughter.

like every audition you ever went for you've gotten you're so lucky when I was

little I wanted to be I wanted to be a gymnast but we didn't have any money so

would just watch the gymnast on TV and what I would do is I would run from

to couch and jump on them.

And then put my hands up like this. I did it. I did a 10.

It's a 10.

And I would just pretend. But I never did, like, classes for a long period of

time. Like, I always wanted to do classes and do those things. Maybe I'm,

living vicariously through you.

Mommy lived a completely different lifestyle.

My first vacation trip, I was in college, I think.

ASMR.

Meanwhile, you and Rio get to go everywhere.

Not growing up with much and then being able to provide that access to my kids

just makes me very, very proud as a person.

Oh, I'm thinking about having Aunt Sophia fly out next week to hang out for

few days. She was supposed to come before, right?

Yeah. We'll probably do some cooking. Will you eat some rice and beans that

makes? Arroz con gandules.

Arroz con gandules.

This will be the strawberry shortcake.

Yum. And your five macros.

Thank you. Thank you so much. Let me know if you'd like anything else.

Actually, I'm just going to eat this one and then save these two.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

You didn't ask me about my trip, by the way.

You didn't even notice I was gone.

I did.

I have to be honest. Two days ago, I thought you were still on your trip.

Thanks a lot.

Mommy's friends are so crazy. I'm so happy to be back.

We have got to do this every weekend, darling.

He gets the good stuff. You ready for some champagne?

Hell yeah.

All right. I'm so getting licked up tonight.

We got a lot of things on the agenda for today.

Really? Some nice, fancy dining.

Tensely Michelin star.

Yeah, but it's not like a stuffy place, right? No, it's not stuffy. Okay, good.

I prefer the one stars anyways.

Five. I'm not worth three stars.

You're not worth three stars.

Cheers. Oh, cheers.

Happy non -anniversary date night.

Oh, happy sexiversary.

Is that a thing? I think it is. Cheers anyway.

What I'm going through is not new news. We are in a rut.

And it's normal.

It's not a scandal.

So, friend.

Help me pick out some things for you.

Interesting. So I think wearing something sexy underneath your outfit.

Maybe it's crotchless panties.

What? It's crotchless, but you can kind of, like, they look regular. Yeah. But

then, see, it's like there's a hole. Oh, yeah.

I just saw your cage. This, my friend, is dessert.

Can we have real dessert, too?

Yeah, you can have real dessert.

I have more things, too, but I'm going to leave that as a surprise.

If Brynn was in my ear right now, she would literally be like, okay, you have

to, like, cackle.

Like literally cowgirl him like this. Okay.

And then she would be like, it's like, oh, Kim, like that.

What the hell is happening here?

Payne, I think I need more time, Payne.

When was the last time we even got to do this?

We haven't been out on a date in a long time.

I've been paying to marry with kids tax for almost two years now, so about time

I get my refund.

There's a little slip. If I need to use the bathroom, I don't actually have to

take it off.

That's a selling point, huh?

You should try it on for me.

I don't even know if I'm going to fit into this, let's see.

Whisper quiet.

I mean, is this her parishioner?

Wear that to dinner.

I think this is a great outfit.

Tell him it's like the newest designer.

Can you imagine? I would die.

Coming up.

Your story is your story. Our stories are completely different.

Seriously? I gotta go. You check?

Hola! How are you feeling, my love?

I actually still feel okay, thank you for asking.

And now I'm finally coughing up the phlegm that's been in there since I woke

Can you get COVID through the phone?

No, baby.

Will you do your favorite thing, my favorite thing? Will you make it, yeah,

dope beer?

I don't know if I know how to do well.

Don't I miss you yesterday?

I just felt so, like, this is good. This is why we're friends. Like, you know,

we do each other's shit that we don't really, like, understand, and they

it, and they are very open.

It was just so beautiful. I think it's something my mom will be so proud of.

Like, I'm bringing girls together.

She's all about the women are the community.

Powerful woman, and being a powerful woman, still being a kind, loving woman.

Yeah, relationship with your friends. And it was beautiful. I really wish you

were there. And then also, Jethro, she's having a staycation.

I know, she told me. At the Ritz. We should send them, like, a stripper and a

loop. You think they're going to do it?

I could see them just getting, like, hammered. And then, like, bam.

That's what they did in Mykonos. She said, we got hammered every day.

We should get matching, like, housekeeping outfits, like, with Carlton

Housekeeping, and we should, like, show up.

Brynn, Brynn, you have COVID. I'm calling the health department. If you

we're not going anywhere with you for the next five days.

Okay, I'll keep you posted. All right, bye.

How are you?

This is for you, please.

All right, right this way.

We know we'd like a drink yet. Maybe I'll try this. The Giespritz? Yeah.

Okay, great. Thank you.

I

don't

know where my friend is.

She should show up, right?

You know, can I order?

Yeah, of course. I'll do the wild rice bowl. Okay. Thank you so much. I

appreciate it.

Don't even have the decency to call me and tell me you're late to a lunch that

you invited me to that I never wanted to come to in the first place.

I'm a little pissed off.

Welcome. Hi.

I mean, especially nice to hear. I'm like, she's going to be mad at me.

So mad at me. So annoyed.

I'm sorry about that. We're just sitting here.

Oh, my God. Did you at least get a drink?

I'm not drinking in the middle of the day. No, I'm so sorry. I'm in the car

like 40 minutes.

Why'd you pick this place then? I thought it was going to be convenient

Are you shooting today?

Yeah.

I'm frazzled.

This is supposed to be a fun, relaxing lunch situation. I mean, I feel like if

we're going to do relaxing, can we do it on a weekend?

Well, this is the weekend to me. Friday, honey.

Friday is a work day, Jessalyn. I just had my weekend on Friday.

Oh, thank you. I'm starving.

Thank you.

That looks amazing.

This looks great.

Thank you.

You're not drinking, right?

No. Okay.

I'm not going to drink by myself.

So can I just get a sparkling water with lemon?

Of course.

And whatever she's having, okay? All right, sounds good. Thank you so much.

want olives?

Yeah, I love olives.

But what's up? What's going on? What's going on?

I had my date night last night.

Oh, how did it go?

Well, I'm no longer a born -again virgin, put it that way.

Was it awkward?

Honestly, it took me like 20 minutes.

To, like, loosen up.

Dude, it's been a year and a half.

It's like the Mojave Desert down there right now.

A year and a half sounds insane to me. I know someone that hadn't done it for

four years.

And their husband is someone else. Totally. Or they are. Totally. To me and

it wasn't a priority.

I'm sorry. I do not believe that her and Papa had sex.

There's zero detail.

And I think Jess was just so sick of us asking if she has actually sealed the

deal. This is mine.

So you told me he's going to Vietnam. What does he go to Vietnam for?

He's going to Vietnam in a couple of weeks. And so I'm, like, really happy

he found this before that.

He kind of does this, like, mileage run.

Why is that funny?

What?

He's going to Vietnam for miles?

Yeah.

Okay. He likes to do that. So he does this frequently.

He does it frequently.

He's doing his thing. So, anyway.

Got it.

Your man goes to Vietnam for what?

There's so many questions running through my mind that I can't... I'm just

-faced. Just blank.

Look, after Anguilla, when we were at dinner and you were asking me the

questions about my uncle and, like, the whole thing, what did you do for work

when you were with your uncle?

I was interning. So what did you do for money is what I'm saying.

Oh, my God. I mean, I was...

living off of savings.

I basically was living with him for free, but it was, like, tough.

It felt to me like you thought I was comparing myself to

how you grew up. I wanted to make sure that you understood that that's not what

I was trying to do. I don't think it touched any of your guys' struggles, but

wanted to, I guess, apologize if that's how it came across.

Jessel, to be honest with you,

I really don't care.

Should I still be honest with you?

I really don't care.

Even now, you don't care. Like, I'm trying to explain because I didn't want

to think that I was offending you in any way. I'm not offended. Okay, that's it.

I just wanted to make sure that we were good.

You could have phoned me for that one, to be honest. Oh, come on. I wanted to

see your face.

I think the one thing about this group is that we all know when someone is not

being straightforward.

I think we feel offended when someone tells us a story, and we know that

some shit missing from the story. Sure, fine.

And I think we all get very offensive, and we're all just kind of like, well,

I'm going to call you out because this is not making sense. And I know I can

come off as very abrasive, which I apologize.

I know that I'm like that.

But I just, I genuinely am just, like, curious. Like, I just want to know. I

want to open up with you guys. And I want to share, like, who I am. But,

just feel like now it's, like, I'm nervous because I'm scared to even share

stuff with you guys. Because it's just, like, I don't even. It's not that.

Again, it's just the straightforwardness is what we want.

We don't want the circle story.

Just got to own it, Jessa. Just own this.

Have you noticed when you just own it, no one really messes with you?

No.

That's the key here.

I know.

We're just not seeing eye to eye. Did I expect, like, the cold reception?

No. Look, the other thing that kind of really hit home with me was when

you were telling your story about your mom.

It really hit home because...

I also have, like, a similar situation, right?

What do you mean, a similar situation?

So, my mom has two brothers.

I lived with one in New York, and I worked with the other.

The one I was living with, Uncle Nitin, he was an alcoholic.

I blame myself every day because I don't think I helped him. Oh, I'm so sorry.

So he passed away.

I didn't know that.

Yeah. But just to connect the dots, like...

It's hard for me to talk about that period of New York, you know? I'm sorry.

Don't cry.

No, no, I'm not going to cry. I don't want to cry.

A little dramatic.

You just apologized for trying to compare, and then you turn around and

this story about your uncle, and it came out because of my mom.

What's happening?

Babe, it's apples and oranges with my story. Let's not do this. Let's just

please make it stop.

I just, I felt...

Disrespected. When I was trying to tell the story, it's hard for me to talk

about myself as it is.

And I guess that's why, you know, maybe I do go around in circles because, like,

I don't come from a family that's, like, that openly talks about this.

And every single time I do that.

It's just, it feels like you and Aaron just constantly are like vultures, just

tearing apart my story.

Because the story, Jessal, sometimes I wish you would be more vulnerable. So

when we're trying to get to know you, and one minute you're at A, and then one

hour later you made a stop at C, I'm like, I don't know when the story, where

are we?

I don't want to talk about my mom again. And I don't want to talk about the

reason why you're only spilling this because of my mom. It was so hard for me

actually open up about something like this. We all know I'm not sentimental.

I'm done.

Your story is your story. Our stories are completely different.

I love you, but... Seriously?

I gotta go.

Check? Why don't you run and I'll get it? Are you sure? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Alright, have a great Friday. You can do boozy now. Yeah, now I can drink. Okay,

bye. Bye.

Waiting for you for 45 minutes for you to tell me you're not comparing yourself

and then now you drop this story.

I Just want to leave Next time on the Real Housewives of

New York City Gorgeous Any one of you a Valentine?

How many guys did you already turn down? I want to wait until the 13 midnight

You're like you still have a chance till 1159 p .m. Uh -huh It

was so awkward.

Did you know her husband is going to Vietnam for 24 hours?

That's bizarre.

Lots can happen in 24 hours.

Can it?

Pop it.

What would you say if I was just flying to Vietnam or Vietnam?

Who the f*** are you f***ing?

I seriously am like so over this mean girl s***. And it is mean girl s***. I

don't even want to be at the lunch. I don't want to be at the lunch.

Why did you come? I was being nice. You want to help her?

No.

Diva. Her energy towards me was very cold. She called me prude. She called me

diva. Is she a diva?

Just no.

It's thigh bipolar, yes.

Oh.