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Previously on The Real Housewives of New York City.

I cannot

wait to get Ooba back.

These two came at me. Which ones? Aaron and Besides.

Your story is about your parents coming from Kenya. Is that not part of my

story? No, we want to know about you.

I'm going to...

Get away from me.

I'm not talking about it when you're talking at me like this.

Calm down. I am very calm.

I'm going to scream in my face. You're not going to be wearing your glasses and

not looking at me. First of all, give me my glasses. I am not. Guys, I want to

have a good time today. How long do you have my phone?

Come on. I know that you're up here, guys. I'll hold your glasses. Go ahead.

But this is immature.

No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. All right, I'm over this. Let's go have some

fun. That's not okay to scream in someone's face like that. It's not. It's

okay. Okay. I know. I know. Like, thank you for ruining my last day. Don't

scream in my face. I'm not a child. You're right.

It was very rude. Take a minute.

I mean, this girl is my friend.

This is the first conflict I've ever had with her and it's the worst conflict

I've ever had in my life.

Like, I have no idea what's going on with her. And I didn't even know she had

this side.

That's exactly what my kids do.

They yell at each other and they grab things and they say, give me that and

it back.

I need some rum.

Who's ready for a rum tour?

These colors are amazing.

rum makes people happy caribbeans love rum they all have their special rum

so let's have a little fun this is a rum punch type dress this is so cute

i don't even have sunglasses no i'm gonna go get your sunglasses fun fact

statistically when people are upset and driving they're more likely hold on

sweetie

No. Come on. Absolutely not. No, 45 minutes. Can you set an alarm for 45

minutes? Seriously?

Do not get in your car.

I think it's like high school. Like, what are we doing?

It just feels really petty to me.

Here's the point where I think it goes wrong sometimes, Zuba, because you

actually are right and you have a valid point. But because when you yell, you

then lose.

But when you're real, you cannot fake.

I travel quite a bit for my work and for fun and pleasure.

And the deal that my family and I have made, every morning I have to check in

and every night I have to check in, that I'm safe, that I'm okay.

It's not easy to be a single girl in the world. And I'm so sick and tired of

people not thinking of single girls.

Got nowhere with that.

Should I go get other friends? I have the idea that she's going to put a timer

and give them back to you.

Such a bitch.

I'm thinking things are good between her and I. She's stealing my phone. Yeah.

In the middle of the night in Anguilla, I have not texted my father to say

goodnight. I was like, why?

Right. Like a truly innocent friend.

If somebody took my phone, I would be a little bit annoyed.

I wanted her to be annoyed. She threw me in the pool. That was the whole point.

If she loved me, she would never be worried about my phone.

And she's like, oh, I was going to not give you a phone all day.

I know, but it's always, you always hit so low, like immediately that you come

in my face and you're like, hey.

Take that back.

Take that back. It's true. How many times did you guys fight and make up?

and make up. She's calling you flat. You're flirting with her husband. You're

doing all these things. And then one minute she's hugging you and kissing

You're more offended by someone not going to one dinner reservation.

Maybe I like her a little bit more.

What did I do in comparison to everyone else? She didn't go up to Abe and say,

hey, when you get divorced, please let me know at my anniversary party.

You know I love you, but I don't believe your story about the embryo thing.

There's a lot of stuff I could lie about, and that's not one of them.

She's abusing you like a ping pong with her.

Please just be careful. Let's not talk about this right now.

No, I'm okay. I'm okay.

Let's just enjoy the ride.

Why are they driving so slow? It's like we're driving to a funeral.

We are.

Oh, I'm so bummed. It's raining.

Now I'm all wet. I hope this doesn't last. Look, it doesn't look like it is.

We're driving towards, like, open sky.

You guys are so gangsta. I will not come in the car with you.

I would be like, we're going with a driver, Uba. You are the only one. The

story I did not completely understand last night was the one where Brynn said

that she mistook and it ended up through tampon and tampon. I was like, wait,

really? I grabbed a tampon.

go down there, you know, and I find the hole, and it's in. I'm like, okay.

And I get up, and I'm like, it was weird, you know?

I put the damper on my butt.

I mean, maybe.

Like a little depository? I mean, I guess if you're 11 or 12.

Yeah, but I would think that that would be...

insanely painful. Yeah, maybe she didn't put the whole thing in her butt. Maybe

she only put half of it in her butt.

You can't have half of it. Yeah, well, when I first put on the tampon, I

literally only put the first part. The rest of it was hanging out. Oh my God,

too. And I, that's the cardboard applicator. I didn't know that I was

out. It's very challenging. I do not feel good. It's confusing.

Is this where we're going?

By the way, you bitches better give me a good rating.

Okay, come on, guys.

This thing doesn't get out. I cannot.

We're stuck.

He's going to go this way.

We can't get out of our seatbelt.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. You're on your own.

Oh, here. I got to have mine.

There we go.

I'm not going to wear a hat.

Hi. Here, Aaron, why don't you let us stand with you? Oh, my God.

What's going on, my friend?

Hi. We're excited. Hi, my friend. I'm wet.

Nice to meet you. I'm Elvis. Nice to meet you. Sorry, I'm very wet.

Elvis. Oh, you're Elvis.

This is my place. Can I get you all something to drink? We have the world

-famous rum punch that got us number one in the Caribbean.

Give us what you suggest, my man. Make it strong.

Can I just try your best rum? Wait, what's in here? There's bay leaves,

sticks, and hardwood.

It's a local rum. I make myself. Oh, my God. It's the best thing ever. Really?

Let me see what you're working with. Oh, wow.

I make it myself.

Mamawana? Mamawana.

Mamawana. What's this, moonshine?

You got it. What is moonshine? It's like alcohol that's made, like, naturally.

Really? Yes. It's amazing.

It's so good.

That'll put some hair on your titty.

My friend, you completely... That's delicious.

Want a pose?

Yeah. Do I blend in with the table?

I don't know. Poor Jess will... Why is she so forgettable? I don't know.

Did she do it to herself?

She literally went from her to her. I'm like, hi.

Thank you.

Do you make t -shirts?

I have t -shirts, yes. Do you make long -sleeve t -shirts? Long -sleeve t

-shirts. I would like to buy one. No problem. Can I bartend? I want to

Sure, you can come behind.

Come on.

I want to bartend. Yes, girl.

Yes, yes, yes. What am I going to make everyone?

You're going to make them shots.

Okay.

I'm trying to play hot bartender and relive my twenties.

I bartended for 10 years in the city

and it was like the time of my life.

Don't tell me any of your problems. What I care about is like, what do you want?

If your money is not out and the minute you go, uh, when I asked you if you were

ready, you're skipped, skipped, moving on. I thought I gave you one.

Damn, Jocelyn. Are you f***ing serious?

Jocelyn, I thought I gave it to you.

Story of her life.

What is happening?

Cheers, Elvis, to you and this wonderful establishment.

What is this? You never had a fireball? It tastes like cinnamon gum. You're my

man. When I retire, I'll be back. You guys, do you want to see my old job?

Din it.

Din it. I just get off the bar and start dancing.

Good job, Cy.

Oh, my God, I'm obsessed. Thank you so much.

It's so cute.

Oh, my God, there's alarm.

You know what that means?

What? That's the return of the sunglasses alarm.

I need to touch someone else's hand before coming in.

Oh, thanks so much, Jenna. You found my sunglasses?

45 minutes.

Instead of getting so mad, talk to me like a normal friend.

Don't tell me what to do.

Don't tell me what to do. I'm not your kid. I want to sit down. Am I your kid?

You just grabbed the sunglasses off my face.

Guys, let's not do it here.

You guys are actually really close friends.

You're both hurt. You both f***ed up. You guys are friends.

I have got her back.

By calling me a spoiled brat.

You are.

It's the truth. You are. And you abused this girl.

Why did I abuse her again?

A social flyer?

That fool.

the situation with the restaurant and how that felt very, to me, like ladder

climbing. You don't have to climb when you're already at the top. You're going

to get pulled into this. This was before with the cheese and the other thing

with the whole, the pasta cipriani, and I called you and told you to climb. You

know that.

I didn't know that.

I told you that. No.

It's okay, though.

Because I'm not going to get stuck because I'm not.

Maybe Erin thinks there's a ladder because she doesn't know how to get to

top. I didn't have to climb. I took the elevator.

Straight to the top. I didn't even have to ask.

And then two seconds.

Hi, Green, I really love you. I'm going back to the villa. Bye.

I just am blown away that we're still talking about this.

It's not that big of a deal.

Like, so inappropriate.

And it's like someone's place of business. I don't think it's appropriate

like, scream at the top of other people.

That's not cool.

Is there another beach bar we can walk down? Sure.

Look, you cannot lash out at people and call them names.

I'm trying to play referee here, but Uba is someone that you just don't mess

with. Once you make Uba hot, there's really no turning her off.

The only reason I want to go back there is because I would like a drink.

Can you come with me to the other side of the bar? Sure. Here's the thing. I'm

trying to control myself. I literally put myself on a control cruise.

Face control. Whatever the f*** it is, she come like fireball. Taking a

fireball. Elvis,

we've reconvened in a new spot.

I think I want your mama wrong. Thank you.

Stop talking to me. Wear sunglasses. No, I'm going to see your f***ing eyes.

But she can't even calm down.

But I should have done it. You got the glasses. The sunglasses are probably

worth more than the phone.

She's wearing sunglasses from Canal.

I mean,

the fact that they're still standing there.

Don't give it too much energy.

If someone, like, yelled at me, standing over me and ripping my sunglasses off

my head, I would be upset.

And I can see Erin's visibly upset. And Uba, she's relentless.

She won't let up.

So, yeah, I'm team Erin in this moment. I want her to be okay.

Thank you, Elvis.

You're amazing.

Thank you very much.

Okay. Are they getting many sunnies?

Let's do one.

I want to do a limbo. Oh, can I do a limbo?

Limbo. Oh, here we go. They're going to do the limbo.

I can't believe no one except for Jenna has come over to see how I'm doing.

They're just like going along with the fun.

Wow.

She didn't get very far.

I hope she falls.

She broke the whole thing.

Sounds like next floor. We can do something else. Yeah, I'll fight. It's a

game. Okay.

This is tricky.

Jeff! Jeff!

Jeff! Jeff!

Jeff! Jeff!

I just won.

Jeff, you killed it. We tried.

So good. Thank you, guys.

Bye, Elvis. Thank you so much. Cheers.

Have a good one, guys.

This was great, though. I loved it. Did you hear that one of the girls asked me

if Brynn was my daughter?

This woman, she has to be a friend with my daughter. Oh, my gosh.

I'm older than her, but not that old. And she was like, I'm drunk. I'm like,

okay. I don't know how to do the duck.

Drive, neutral. Yeah, you're neutral.

But where is the driver?

You have to push down, I think, on the brake.

Yeah, I am in brake.

I can't believe Brynn fell during the limbo. We all fell.

Even me. Even my shorter.

That makes more sense. I just figured she would have had a lot of experience

bending over backwards.

Not yet. Oh, we got to reverse that.

Okay, okay.

Hang on. No, no, no, no.

You have to move. You can't get out.

Yeah, that's it. That's it.

Go, go, go.

Left side, right?

Yeah, left side. Left side. Left side.

Let's go. Let's go. I'm hungry.

Park over here, boo -boo.

Okay,

now it's hot.

I'm going to change.

Hi, welcome to Roy's. The party just started.

Thank you.

How are you? I'm good, this way, please. I love your scarf. Thank you. I'm going

to the bathroom.

Where should I sit?

Should I sit across from you, pretty lady?

Please, please.

Can I get you ladies anything to drink? What is your, like, traditional rum

punch? I would like a bottle of tequila, just right here. No, she hasn't drank.

You know what? I'm going to go for your finest rum punch.

All right, I'll take one, too. I would love if you have hot water with lemons.

Okay, no problem.

I wish that we can all just resolve this in some way. We can resolve this when

people start being liars and abusive.

Okay, you're abusive and she lied.

Aggressive, but not abusive.

But then, like, she went and told... Not like Jenna was saying all this shit the

other day. Do we know when Jenna's getting here?

No. No, I have no idea. But I would like to know, because I don't want her to

hear me say anything.

But she was like, the truth is, I'm not flying down with you guys because I

don't fly coach.

Ew. Okay.

Yeah, that's a good... That's the thing.

She told me that I told you guys my uncle's super rich and this and that.

life was so incredibly hard when you lived with your rich uncle? I said I

with my uncle. Did I say he was incredibly rich?

Oh, my God. Did I?

What the heck is wrong with you? I never said anything like that.

Now that everything's coming to the surface, I'm starting to realize, like,

who's driving all this stuff, you know?

Enough is enough.

Hey, come on. It's our last night. I just want to have fun.

I'm not taking one thing back.

last night i just want to have fun i'm not taking one thing there's absolutely

nothing for us to like continuously talk about the same conversation yeah so

let's just order food i ordered a rum punch and then i would like to move on

this is this is like a vacation and a drink right here beautiful okay what can

get you ladies can i get some sparkling water with noise can i have a sparkling

water too please and can i also have a sauvignon blanc

I'll be right back. I'm going to go to the bathroom.

Please don't fight.

But here's the thing, you American people.

It seems like even if someone put a f*** in your ass, you're like, please leave

me alone.

It's okay. I don't want to travel. Why are you putting a f*** in my ass? What

did I do to you?

Still going, going, going.

And I need to get off the roller coaster.

You, Uwe.

Okay, I hope you all have a wonderful lunch. I'm going back.

It's fine. I got a car. It's all good.

What happened?

It's fine.

I'm not doing this. I hope you guys have a great lunch. Really, I'll see you at

home. Bye.

Bye. What?

I don't want to. I can't believe. I literally cannot be near her. The things

that she said about me, she will not stop talking about me. Just the only

I ask you is just please stop talking about me with her. It's fine. I need a

minute. Sorry.

All right.

Whatever. Listen, I totally get it. Yeah.

Uba, she's like incredibly sweet until she's not.

The first hint I thought of Uba's switch getting flipped was when she came over

to my house and she thought that I had duped her into coming to my house and

telling her the fact that there were going to be cameras and not telling her

be here and make up ready.

Hi, babe.

So your assistant texted me, but she didn't say it's going to be filmed.

I'm so sorry. It's fine. I just don't want to be caught surprised.

Of course not. If someone is inviting me somewhere, you need to tell me if

there's a camera.

Totally. That's it.

I was like, ooh, okay.

Hi.

I hope I'll break down.

No, you don't. Don't break down. No, you're not malicious. Stop it. Where's

meditation positive? I was going to say, what happened? Stop it. Like, stop.

This negative.

She's hungry.

We got to get a real food. It's not worth it.

There's one thing that I do. I don't like, I don't, I don't come at you. I

yell at you.

So automatic, they think you have that black thing, a black gay woman.

I don't know about that. I am so done with this narrative, black women are

angry. We are passionate and we don't take your shit. And it was not fake. But

it doesn't give anyone the right to be in someone's face.

Guess what? She was on my face telling me. I don't want to hear about this

conversation anymore. I don't want to hear the conversation.

Don't jump in because you jumping in makes me want to correct you too.

Okay, okay.

Cool. Uwe's right. When black women get upset, people take it upon themselves to

think that it's this angry black woman mentality.

when you're just showing emotion just like every other woman.

However, I just don't think it plays out into this situation.

I get it. Let's not have this conversation. That's it. Yeah. Cool. So

in. We're not going to talk about it. Fine. Cool. We have done all the yelling

that we can possibly do. Let's put it to rest and let's move on. I wish we flew

private because I would just go up there on this.

I took a dinghy.

Find a local fisherman.

Hey, guy, are you busy today?

That was so funny.

You guys, I'm funny.

I don't expect it sometimes.

You are a little bit of a space for that, but it's like a good one. I'll

whatever I can get with you people.

But you're so gentle and sweet. You are a very sweet person. I'm the most loyal

person. You tell me something, I'm never going to throw you under the bus.

That was great.

Hi, princess.

Is that hers? Yes, it is.

Can I have it? Sure. Thank you.

And then can we order from you, please?

What can I get you? Can I have the mahi salad, please?

Do you have malt vinegar?

We do.

I really want a ketchup.

Okay, thank you. I'm in. I agree with that. I love it. Do you have anything

peaceful in the menu?

How about those Yankees?

Wait, why did I grab my boots? You can't help yourself. You do it if someone

says hi, you go, hi.

I'm going to use the restroom real quick.

Mimi taught me you attract more whatever with honey than lemon. I learned this

at the age of five. And everybody was bigger than me and smarter than me and

lawyers and, like, judges. And I learned that if I just did, friends, I got to

the safe place.

You learn very early on that.

Getting attention. It gave you power.

It's a great armor. I was raised by a retired Betty Draper. When I was pre

-medicine, Mimi was like, honey, you don't go to college to become a doctor.

go to marry a doctor. That's what your grandmother said to you? 100%. I got a

cadaver from IU.

I jumped up on the table in a skirt.

I dissected it like a cannibal.

Nobody was proud of me. The second that I said I was being a Turkish

billionaire, they were all proud of me.

My entire life I grew up, I wanted to be a doctor.

I was pre -med up until second semester of junior year.

Failed organic chem, had a breakdown, and then took up PR.

I've done everything.

Started the business.

Exceeded corporate ladder, not social ladder, corporate.

I did all of it. I get paid really well. Do like 10 hours of work per week. I

honed in on the exact thing that I'm really, really good at. Now I'm seen as

expert. My clients that I've worked for in the past, now they come to me as a

consultant. Wait, so how was it being raised by your grandma?

Mimi, she's amazing. She wasn't perfect, but she did her best. So how old were

you when you lived with her?

So she was like your everything.

I'm sorry.

No, but she's the best.

I'm sorry.

Mimi is a massive influence, not just on who I am today, but...

Everything. She always encouraged me to travel, to live somewhere else.

We'd watch movies together.

She said, oh, you should go there.

You should move there. She wanted the world for me. She did not want me to

in Indiana.

The only thing I ever think about is life is for living.

Life is for living, but that's what Mimi liked. Mimi liked jazziness.

She lived in this la -la -la world, and then I do, too. Can I say something?

She would have been so proud of you.

You know?

I think so.

We love you, Brynn.

I'm sorry.

You got a new family.

Yay, one's missing.

Hi, Ab.

Hi.

Can you talk?

Yeah, I can talk.

I know,

but I'm trying not to.

You know how I love Uwe?

We go to dinner, and she left her phone in the car.

So I take the phone. I'm like, you know what? I'm going to prank her. Within two

minutes, she had her phone. The next morning, she went crazy.

The way she treated me today was like I never in my life was treated like that.

She stood up over me and snatched my sunglasses out of my face and said,

not going to get your sunglasses back.

No, I walked away.

And if she comes and talks to me, then what?

Yeah.

I know.

I know.

I feel like I'm back in seventh grade. And seventh grade was a really hard year

for me. I was bullied for having a long jaw.

This boy used to call me Long Jaw Silver.

And it felt like that.

It was like, she was so f***ing mean.

Love you, Abba.

Thank you. I'll call you later.

All right,

bye.

She's coming up.

I have a f***ing checklist that I've been keeping in my... about this bitch,

okay?

Ladies

and

gentlemen, Pebbles.

That would be my name if I were a stripper. Pebbles? Yeah.

You want some rice and peas, too? Look at this plate.

Yeah, I was waiting for you. You little boarding school brat. Would you send

your future kids to boarding school?

Of course.

You would?

I don't think I would.

Boarding school is not the way to go.

Parents who take boarding school, their kids, they do not want to be parents.

End of story. I also think if you put them in a place where everyone around

is privileged, that's all they know. That's all they know.

What have you done with B? Well, one of the biggest issues is they did not put

him in a private school in the city.

Really? Well, just because in the city these kids have private planes, they all

are, like, traveling degrees for the holidays. It's like the money is insane.

And it's so not real life. But, like, listen, I am not perfect at it. Even my

son has said to me, like, I have a warped sense of money. So, like, I'm not

sitting here saying that I'm good at it. Good for you for admitting that.

I'm trying not to spoil back it. It's so hard. I mean, I'm the one who always,

like, needs to be reined in.

Literally, even to the point where I'm like, do you want to get ice cream? He's

like, no, Mom.

I'm like, do you want this shirt? And he's like, no, Mom, it's too expensive.

was like, right, right, right. Yeah, you're right. You know what? You're

People at your kid's school or anything, and feel free to just tell me this,

have they ever, like, asked you if you're Jenna Lyons?

When it was at its height, it was, I could not go outside.

I grew up feeling so unattractive and so not cool.

So for someone to say, can I take a picture with you, is like, how many

do you want?

We live in a culture where the way that you look is compared.

despair it's everything and women try to fit into it all the time and there is a

lot of pressure the way that i'm approaching it now i feel much more in

and i'm still myself i just realized that i'm not trying to be something for

someone else and i spent a lot of time doing that i want to apologize for being

the cause of to deal with aaron because i know I love her and I'm sure she loves

me even though she hates me right now. I hate her too.

I'm here. I'm on your team. I'm your friend.

You're actually probably 97 % of the time you're right.

But listen to me and don't get angry at me. I'm on your team. I'm not, I'm not,

I'm not, I'm not. You got to deliver a message the way that you send it.

You lose when you send it that way. And that's all I'm saying. But I'm telling

you who I am. I'm going to be 80 years old.

Taking people sangha.

You know what? We got the check. We got to get the check. Let's roll.

We got to get the check. Let's roll. Your Uber, Uber, Uber is ready.

All right, let's bounce this.

Team Uber, let's go.

Are you going to go get some rest when we get back?

I don't know. I actually, like, slept, so I'm not that tired. Although, I do

feel like... I think I'm going to chill in a jacuzzi, maybe.

Here's what's interesting, too, is Aaron, he talks mad about you. That

like, just, like, the dum -dum of the whole group.

Who is she to make that judgment?

I don't get angry.

I'm pissed.

I've been playing nice in the sandpit. There have been things that have been

building up that I have literally said nothing about.

I let her f***ing go.

Now it's too much. Now that what you told me, that she's f***ing painting me

to be this f***ing person.

She did. It's like, you're stressed out.

Help me out. But then you've been lying about it the whole time and you're

trying to make, to equate our stories.

I have a f***ing checklist that I've been keeping in my f***ing phone.

No s*** about this bitch, okay? No s***.

Full of point left.

You're right. I do. I do, you guys.

Number one is you.

When these girls abandoned you for Casa Cipriani, I stayed with your dumb ass

and had dinner. Number two.

You tell me that I'm used to being catered to. No one and nothing has

me. When someone rubs me the wrong way, I start making a checklist.

If you rub me the wrong way once, it's mental.

Twice, it's on my phone.

You don't want to be a Persian rug on the floor for everyone to walk over.

You tell me that I come from a rich family and you're accusing my parents of

buying my apartment?

This list is longer than a CVS receipt.

I

have

zero idea what's going on. I don't know what an Al Capone list is.

I didn't know Al Capone made lists. I thought he had a vault.

I'm trying to defuse the situation.

We're finally, like, getting Uba down, and here comes Jussel. Girl, don't add

fuel to the fire. It's getting worse. That's funny. I've got the list.

You're like the receipt queen.

I got the receipt.

Also, Brynn is tipsy, probably fanning the fire. It's comical at this point.

Really? A list?

Dude, you have no idea.

You better be not in the list, guys. You better be not in the list. You better

hope you're not on the list.

Yo, yo, what's the list?

Oh, man. This list is insane.

Dude, dude. Just look.

This is.

Listen, everyone thinks I'm, like, being, like.

Silent whatever. No, we don't think it's time. I can't believe I'm sharing a

room with Al Pacino. Wait, I thought it was Al Capone. Al Capone, Al Pacino,

whoever.

Love me, love me, love me, love me.

Love me, love me.

Hi, guys.

I want to apologize for how I left the house.

But everything is fine.

Uwe, come.

Just come here and sit down with me.

Stay nice.

Uwe, can you please come sit down with me?

From growing up with four younger siblings, I've learned that sometimes

need to step away and then come back into something.

I'm ready to stay calm and resolve the situation for the sake of our trip.

Is there any more of that iced coffee? My lady, for you? Of course.

There's something about your voice that, like, is so soothing.

I can't sleep.

Last night I could not sleep at all. And if you'd just been talking to me, I

would have just been like, come on, thanks.

I'll get you to read me a bedtime story.

I'm just going to go through.

Can we actually take sunglasses off?

Sure.

I was crying.

Because I was really upset, so that's why I had them on.

Your ass is so beautiful.

I want to talk to you because I actually love you, and that's why I'm so hurt.

Do you think I love you, or what do you think?

I think you do, but the way you treated me today was shocking.

Okay. And it hurt me more because I actually love you. Okay. You have the

to feel that way.

Okay, so I'm like, I'm going to take her phone. It was like... A prank the way

you threw me in the pool and it was really lighthearted.

And the way you behaved today was so incongruous with what I was doing

with you that it was so shocking.

Okay, I see your point of sight.

I had the best day. Me throwing you in the pool was the best thing because the

way you came out, I was cracking up.

I did not think.

There's anything else left between you and I.

Go to the room.

I'm like, where's my phone?

Why did I not give him my phone? Because I was trying to prank you. But I did

not know that.

Right, you should have asked. Oh, here's the thing. You already threw him in the

pool.

I did.

That is my bitch.

I did not throw you in the pool. Did you say that to me when I got thrown in the

pool? Did you say to me, bitch?

No. I did not throw you yet. No, I said to Cy, I said, that's my bitch. That's

it.

You have common sense. What do you mean? Don't talk to me like that. I'm tired

of you talking to me nasty.

There's World War III going on outside.

Do you hear it from out here?

First of all, this is glam.

Don't talk to me in a condescending way one more time.

Condescending? Yeah, I'm not doing it. You are a liar. You just made up a lie.

Now I'm a liar? You are.

Yeah, right? I was about to. And you know what? This is why I like this

She's on her phone.

She's probably adding more to the notes.

She's got notes. She's documenting our entire friendship. That's what she's

doing. I want nothing to do with this argument.

I'm going to completely stay as far as I can go. I'm going to create content,

make some popcorn, and I'm going to chill out.

I need to ask a question.

Not since the first day we got here and you guys had brownies, I have not

stopped thinking about them. Are we having dessert?

Yes. Thank God. What is the dessert?

Should be brownie.

Should be.

As long as there's chocolate involved in it.

I can't look at you.

Listen. I never talked to you like that. I never treated you like that. I never

called you. Let me tell you something.

You don't understand why I feel this way. Why?

Can you not hear that? You only have five rows of seats for this show.

Where's my phone?

And that was it. I want you to stay here for a moment. I'm coming back. Please

come back.

This is so much fun.

Brynn. Yes, my love. Where's my phone?

I'll find it. I'll find it.

Within the purse?

Go tinkle.

I think it's in the car.

She never loses her phone. She never lets it out of her sight. Yet, somehow,

the middle of her conversation, she does not have her phone.

I mean... Guess what?

I don't know where my phone is.

What if someone's playing a prank on you? Nobody will.

After I react like that to you, nobody...

I have to report to my family where I am. I would never keep your phone all

night. But you say that to me. You think I was trying to prank you to hurt you?

Amore, let's not talk right now because I want to show you something.

I don't want to wait here all day. Okay, you don't have to then. We can do

later. Look, what do you need your phone for? No, but we can do later. Listen,

do not pressure me.

I want to finish this. Later.

It doesn't matter. I don't want to talk later. I want to move on. Okay, how

about we're done?

The conversation is over. Okay, so you want to be done? Yeah, sure.

Why can't we squash it? No, we're done. We're done. I have extended the olive

branch. I said, let's sit down and let's talk about it. Can we just talk? She

has to look for her phone for 45 minutes.

Us all laughing, having fun.

She has to find her phone.

I'm going to put a bathing suit on.

And then I'm going to drop kick her in the pool.

Is that my drink? Yes.

Oh, to drink or not to drink.

Focus, focus.

Don't move. I'm going to go try to find my friend's phone.

All right. Don't move.

All right.

Oh, God.

We're all going to die. We're all going to die. We're all going to die.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Drink delivered by Miss Side of Silver.

It's the least I can do.

It's like finding a centurion card. I found the centurion card.

Where was it? Oh, my God.

It was in the monkey, boo -boo. The phone was in the car again?

In the monkey, yeah.

Are we even surprised?

Why people just doesn't stand my nicer side? It's so nice. What happened over

there? Listen, Aaron is running in circle around all of us.

You're getting accused of throwing someone in a pool. I got accused of

slut.

Nobody called you a slut.

When you did it, listen to that. I apologize to you for that. We're done

that. Like, do not allow this to get in your ears.

Exactly. And it was done. It was three weeks. So now you're starting with me?

Do you want me to start with you? No, I don't. Yeah, you don't. Exactly. You

don't. I don't know what the f*** is going on, but I was really hoping that

would have an amazing night.

It is literally the last night.

Very, like, f***ed up to my integrity. Can we get over that, though? Like, I

thought we buried them.

It's not a good look to think that you're flirting with people's stuff.

I know, baby, and I'm sorry. No, but it's one thing to be like, you pushed me

the pool. You stole my phone. To say that's about me, it's weird.

As I'm in this hot tub time machine, I'm starting to, like, swirl a little bit

and realizing that these accusations, as much as I keep wanting to overlook them

as my friend, it's really reckless.

There's no accountability. She doesn't hold herself accountable.

No, we don't hold her accountable.

And Abe is so far up her ass, it makes me jealous.

Yeah, and I mean, in all of this, it's like, own up to your s**t, own up to

s**t. Well, I can hear from you, and guess what? You have not apologized once

anyone here.

No, she hasn't apologized to me. Whatever.

I'm sorry for using that word, and I am sorry. And I said that to you. And let's

never again. Can you please not, like, turn on me like this? Yeah, but to find

out today that you won't be on social media.

That was f**king months ago.

Someone doesn't want to go to me.

Yeah, so did you accuse him of being a social climber? I felt like you don't

want to go to the meet. Like, you'd rather go to... Is it not a spade?

It sounds a little social climbing.

It is a social climber.

I want to go to Casa Cipriani. We're going to Zero Bond. I'm not going.

Oh, which part of the Hamptons are you in?

We're in an interesting part of the Hamptons.

South is kind of where it's at, but this is good, too.

It was social climbing. Yeah, I will admit it.

We resolved it. Why are you bringing this up now? Because she's riling you

No! No, don't tell me what to do.

Don't tell me to be quiet. I really feel like this is like an ambush right now.

You are.

I'm sorry for calling you that word.

She's just that person who called people. Shut up.

No. Shut your mouth. Is it true? No, no, you are a bitch.

No, no, you are a bitch. And guess what? It's coming to you.

Caught.

She is mad at you. She is mad at you. None of them are coming to me telling me

say shit about them.

You treat everyone like shit. Darling, you can never compare to me. You know

she's doing this? Why? She doesn't want to get caught because she's a liar.

Erin's not a liar, but she tends to start a lot of shit. There's a common

denominator when everyone is mad at you.

A liar about what?

Everything. Everything. You are a shit.

Disturb it.

As this thing is happening, I have three different projects running at the same

time, so I'm working.

So I had to peace out for a while and just focus.

Once again, I've lost my future spouse.

Jen isn't hiding.

It's actually a pretty good maneuver there, future Mrs.

I'm getting tired of this.

It's going too far now. Why are you reacting the way you are? No, she's

me, and you let her abuse you.

Yeah, you're abusive.

Why won't you stop?

Do you want to talk? They want that I... No, no, I'm not.

I'm not.

You're making me... What do you want from me? I didn't... Like, I took your

phone as a joke.

You're trying to get everyone against me.

You made me feel this way a lot.

I love Aaron, and I never stop loving Aaron, and I will always love Aaron. But

you've got to hold yourself accountable and be responsible. That's it.

Aaron, I don't know about the rest of you bitches, but I love you. I love you.

You want some popcorn?

We're going to talk somewhere. I want to have a real conversation.

Well, you guys, I promise that you're kind to me about what you like to do.

I'm going to make sure I take the right phone. Aaron is your friend.

Resolution. You guys are friends. Remember that.

Here's the thing. I'm honestly a little bit worried about Erin. I thought that

was totally me. Do I think she probably deserves it? For sure. She thinks we're

going to punch. But, like, homegirls, like, you can tell when people start to

get, like, it's too much.

Yeah. It's a lot.

I don't know why I'm so fucking emotional.

Listen, I've been on the other side. Like, it's a lot. I've been there, too.

It's a lot. And, you know, you get that feeling, and you're like... It's

overwhelming. Everything has to be aired out. I know, but the manner that it was

done... No, but it's always like this. It's always like this, you guys. We just

put her in the corner of my face. I know.

Let me start.

By saying, I love you.

People don't trigger me until you really mean something to me.

Well, look what you did to me today. Got me back. I really care about you.

Listen, if I didn't care about you, do you think I'd be like this? I know. I

know. I know. But here's the thing. I'm scared to be friends with you.

Are they really going to ask me, like, make up right now? I don't know. I

if I get an idea. I am the realest friend.

But you called me so many names today. I take them back.

Do you? All of them. Because that really hurt.

Okay, listen to this. You say at lunch. You went too far.

You really did. Like the whole thing you did in the pool. I did. Okay, okay.

Like too far. And also, I want to tell you something. I want to tell you

something. I didn't turn anyone against you. Please. People showed their colors.

In two minutes, you're the pacifier.

You're like the UN. You got to go over there. Oh my God, I'm the UN?

You said a lot of like things about me today that made me like.

I think I talk shit about everyone. I'm just a horrible person. The lying thing

is bullshit.

Right. Completely bullshit.

You talking shit about people is not bullshit.

You know you do. I don't talk shit about you when I feel.

I know. You're sensitive and you read things into too much. You said emojis.

all have our faults.

You're not a liar.

Thank you. Talking shit you do.

You don't talk shit.

I do, but I admit it.

Okay, fine.

Yeah, there you go.

I'm saying Jessel's annoying.

I'm saying Brynn's a social climber. These are all facts, okay?

Yeah, she's talking.

But I'm not saying anything that no one knows.

This was the dumbest thing ever. I wish it didn't happen. Okay, I wish that too.

And I'm sorry for taking your glasses off your face.

From the bottom of my heart.

And I'm sorry.

for keeping it for 45 minutes.

I don't even care. No, you know why I did that? I don't care. Because your

are sensitive.

Oh, you want it? Oh, it's even more. My karma, it was raining.

There was no sun.

By the time it was 45 minutes, I had to give your shit back.

The sun came out. Yeah, I was like, really?

All right. Let's move. I'm not taking 10 steps back.

Well, what should we do? Should we start getting ready? I don't know how long.

Yeah, let's get ready.

Dude, they're still going. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're getting, like, closer. They're, like, sitting closer. They're crying.

Oh, they're holding hands. Hey, it's going to work out. That's a good sign.

Okay, I'm going to get in the shower. Let's get ready.

You're a store.

You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it. We're moving on. Like, let's have

fun. Okay. All right.

No, I haven't had sex in a long time. Don't do that.

All right.

I'm glad this phone frenzy is over and we can move on to just being friends

again and having fun. We're friends.

Yeah. That's for real.

I will never play a prank on this girl ever again.

Mark my words.

Okay.

It's not. You know what, Aaron?

I don't do it.

You know what? I'm okay. I'm going to my room and I'm not coming to dinner.

We're done. We're done. I'm leaving.

I'm done.

Coming up.

Honey, I'm home.

Hi.

I'm wet.

In more ways than one.

Nope. Honey,

I'm home.

Hi.

I'm wet.

In more ways than one.

Let's keep me wet, Emma.

Could Brynn handle you?

Oh, interesting.

I guess we'll have to find out.

Oh, no.

G to G.

DTF, G to G.

You're sparkling.

Oh, you need a fancy pen.

Do you want me to put on a fancy dress too?

Yeah.

Hello. Hi.

Okay, I just have to ask a quick question.

So I told me everything was good and you guys were okay, and then I heard you

screaming.

I love you, Joan.

Oh, God.

Thank God, because I don't want to go to dinner if it's still going to be more

of this. I know.

It was rough.

They all ended up finding me in the hot tub.

Wait, seriously?

Like, so intensely.

But I feel like that's how you felt the other night.

Do you actually believe that I didn't come with you because I didn't want to

find Coach? I think that's, like, a big part of it. It really wasn't. By the

way, it was coming from, like, a good place, and we wanted you to be part of

Yeah, I don't think you guys should.

Whether I was there on the plane or not. That's not true. You exclude yourself.

You give us gifts instead of, like, connecting.

I mean, I'm happy that she understands what it feels like. I don't want her to

have to go through that. It feels like at any given moment, all of us, except

for Uba, have been in a hot seat.

Oh, shit. This is why you need a husband, Jess. Because I cannot lotion

Sometimes I go and ask my daughter to do it.

Let's go.

I've been drinking by myself for a long time.

I'm all alone. I have nobody to talk to.

They're not even here.

Um, can I have a little tequila on the rocks, please, or wine? Could she have a

lot of tequila on the rocks?

Hi, how's everyone feeling?

I like this exotic look. I gotta get a hair tie, though.

BRB. Brynn's hammered. Hammer time. What's going on?

Yeah, she's hammer time. I think we're going to be okay. I think we're going to

enjoy our last evening together.

Yeah, that's what I wanted.

What time did we land? Does anybody remember? Nine o 'clock.

At night?

Mm -hmm.

I land right on time for sex time? David would probably be knocked out and like,

go away. Dave's not home, so. Where did he go?

To Grateful Dead.

Oh. I can't believe he listened to Heavy Metal.

That was amazing.

Like, amazing.

Legendary. He's at the Grateful Dead while I am doing this. He's a

Oh, my God. Wait, I told you. Hold on. He's going to Grateful Dead at Paya. And

she's like, oh, my God. I didn't know he liked Heavy Metal.

Wait, did you hear that whole phone thing? I don't know. What happened to

Cause I didn't, I was not at the jacuzzi, so I don't know where that

So apparently she keeps notes on what everyone says and how she feels in that

moment. So she can bring it up at another later date.

That's wild.

She's like Aaron.

Wait, did it, did it get discussed at all? I don't know how you're not

I don't know how you're not getting. What do I do?

Maybe because I genuinely don't give a ****.

I think that's what it is.

Like, you actually don't care.

I mean, like, damn, you feel like that about me? I'm sorry.

I feel badly for you. Like, when Uwe was, like, talking about how she's

she's like, I can't help it.

These are pretty drastic.

What, do you want me to hang from a tree?

Like, I can't.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, is this a crab cake?

It's a crab cake. Oh, thank you. Love a crab cake.

Are we going to eat without them? Yeah, I am going to eat without them. What

happened to Brynn? She was here.

Brynn!

We did bangs.

I love bangs.

I loved you in your natural form, but I appreciate Madhu.

It's just bangs. I like bangs.

If I feel good, I act like a fool. We're missing somebody.

We're missing... Wait, are we missing people?

Two people.

I always forget about Jessel.

Not like that.

You know, just technically.

Oh, where's Jessel?

I mean, it's like, it's been a long day.

Hi.

Wow.

Sorry to hold you guys. Oh, my God. You already. Wow.

Dinner was two hours ago.

Gorgeous. Sorry, guys.

So sorry. There's watercolor shit over here.

I pick up.

I'm drunk, but I don't want to sound like a drunk.

You know what? I love you. I love you, too.

Oh.

Huge, massive progress.

Mountains have been moved, and now it feels like maybe there's hope. Sometimes

think a little bit why people, when you can fight that hard and that deep, it's

because that's family.

We tend to get mad when the people that we love the most hurt us.

What's funny? Let's play a game. What's your favorite outfit?

Oh, yeah, let's do that. We take one favorite outfit out of the group. Yeah,

like I could do yours. This one might be it for me. Really?

Okay, so what do you want to see, this?

Yes!

And the jewelry.

That's my roommate, that's my roommate.

Okay, I'm going to go. Jenna, the pink and the yellow. I could not stop talking

about it.

That was good.

You should dress like that more often.

I had more fun than I thought I was going to. And while I could have a dark

moment, but it was fun. I gave myself a five and a C for the Hamptons trip. I

think this one I'd give myself a B plus and like a seven.

I'm getting better.

My turn.

Brynn, I love this orange outfit on her. It looks really great with her

complexion. This is like if Brynn was a dress, this is it.

So all in all, the trip was a success.

Uba, I love this outfit. I think it's very beautiful. But I love your two

earlier. I think you look really good in two pieces. Yeah. Oh, the one in the

morning. Yeah, I think she pulls off two pieces very, very well.

Sometimes you fight. Sometimes you love each other. Sometimes you're going to

laugh. You're going to get mad. You're going to cry.

That's a friendship. But at the end of the day, we're all there for each other.

And you know what? We bonded. Wait, London's writing me.

She's at a slumber party, and I want to make sure she's... Oh, look.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my... Take a picture of your friends. Send one back.

Same thing. Okay, okay, okay. Guys, I have to take a picture of my daughter.

We're sending to London.

Let's take it.

Are you sending to your daughter? Yeah.

It's a photo, not a video.

Love all of you, but let's go pack.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New York City.

Mommy's friends are so crazy. I'm so happy to be back.

Hey, Samar.

Is this her charisma?

Oh, this is interesting.

Is that right? Is this your dinner outfit now?

How long have you been single?

Not long enough.

If your wife did not accept you for a year and a half, what would happen?

I would fuck other women.

Oh, my God.

Hi, bubba.

We're getting some healing. We're getting some healing.

When you were telling your story about your mom, I also had like a similar

situation, right? Uncle Nitin, he was an alcoholic.

Babe, it's apples and oranges with my story.

I'm done.

The check?