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Previously on The Real Housewives of New York City.

My name's not my real name. My brother used to call me Jenna, Jenna, Jenna,

Talia, Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, Talia. Oh my God, no.

Like you are telling your secret to a complete stranger, but you cannot tell

your friends. Why don't you sell my engagement ring and then you can buy

car? Kadeen is my third ex -fiance. When I realized that I was going to be

someone's wife, I remember just panicking.

Have you come to make sure that I get into trouble here? Oh, yeah, it's

definite.

So wait, if you didn't say marriage, then technically you're not married.

No, there's a contract. That's why I'm not going to deliver that.

There's a contract, babe. Crystal, off.

Like, our kids were right there.

I am upset with you because of the divorce thing. You don't say that at

somebody's anniversary party. Oh, my God. Erin, excuse me. It was a joke. It

a joke. Everyone was laughing. I was laughing.

Okay, I don't want to be here anymore. You guys all suck. Bye.

Merry Christmas.

The secret ingredient?

Darling, it's me.

My lashes may be fake, but I definitely keep it real.

I'm a true New Yorker. The only bull I'll take is by the horn.

I always bring the flavor.

It's not my fault you don't have any fake.

In New York, there's a lot of bad apples, but I'm the baddest of the

I love to laugh.

It'll make me mad, and I'll date your dad.

Good to see you. How you doing?

I'm good.

I'm so happy to be back.

I know.

Nice to see you over here.

I just came in to like look for some resort wear.

Lovely. Let's get into it. Okay. Going on a little trip.

Hi, my love.

Hi. You are like a sugar daddy all the way.

Taking me to Anguilla, Zimmerman.

It's that time of year when New Yorkers get antsy and we need some sun.

I need a freaking break. So I was thinking, what do you think about us

Anguilla? Yes! I love Anguilla. I love Anguilla.

So let's go on a trip.

Look at that. You're taller today. I know. What's happening? Show me these

shoes. I only did it for you. You look so good. And I wear flat. I'm happy. For

you. You look cute.

Yeah, I took a subway, so I was like. I mean, this is more of a shopping vlog. I

just had to get dressed up so I could be taller than you.

Shopping with a model is very special.

I'm probably about 10 inches smaller than her.

Like, her body is amazing. She makes every single thing look good. How about

this with a bikini top, right? Or just topless.

No, I'm not going to go topless. Why not?

It's not my vibe. If you have tits like mine, topless makes sense. Oh, this is

cute. What about this?

Still, you're covering up. Oh, gosh. Yeah. What's wrong with covering up? No,

don't cover up now. We will when we get older. I love it.

Some people think going shopping as a model is like, you can wear whatever you

want.

It's actually the opposite of that. I definitely want this one because we're

used to have, like, stylist and art director, like, things that are tailored

you. Everyone tell you what to wear. It's only $1 ,900. By the time, like, I

to this store, I'm like, I need help.

Oh, my God, Uba, you're going to love this.

Show me, show me.

Oh, my gosh. That's so fun.

I'm going to the market.

Going to the bodega. I see this in Paris.

I'm going to Anguilla. I can wear this outfit anywhere.

And the idea that it has map, you know, you love to manifest.

Yes. I'm going to travel all around the world in this. By the way, I'm so happy

that you're feeling better. You must have been so bored.

Yeah. I was bored on my ass. You have no idea.

I am so glad to be done with COVID and just be out and about. And I knew size

going to serve the look and the team.

Wait, so I wanted to tell you about Friends wreath giving. Jenna comes in

another gift bag.

I think giving us gifts is really sweet, but when you constantly give gifts that

are your collaborations, it's kind of like...

This is my favorite.

I think I gave you this one, but you can take this if you want. There are gifts

over there, and you get a present.

Jenna, you got so many products. Is this a Jenna product?

I mean, that one's for you, Jekyll. I feel like a Christmas tree.

I asked a friend of mine to provide things, and I intentionally did it so

could introduce you to these brands. My love language is gift.

I love gifts, but if you're giving me stuff from your collaboration, nothing

free. You're hoping to have intentions of someone sharing, everyone sharing. No

free lunch. Yeah. That means you. You kind of hope.

Basically, a collab is when an influential person teams up with a

together and you have a very exclusive little collection.

Jenna has tons of collaborations, which I think is totally great. But unless you

were giving me that cheese, honey, I can't keep promoting you for free.

A real gift is from the heart. A Jenna Lyons gift is a marketing gift.

I would need a joke, of course, because, you know, I get on her. What's in the

box? Is it hashtag Jenna stuff?

Is it your latest collaboration in the box, Jenna? No, no, no.

There's nothing of mine in it.

Shocker. Sure enough, at the bottom of the bag. No, you did not.

Oh, Jenna, you lie. You lie.

Oh, I forgot. Jenna Lyons, everyone.

I forgot. I forgot.

I forgot. So Erin comes in, and she's just upset because remember her

anniversary party, and I left early.

You left, and you didn't say goodbye.

I was hungry.

It was like, no. That's not a reason to leave somebody's event and not say

goodbye. It's so rude. I tried to say goodbye, but... Everybody else waited.

I think it's... I was so hungry. Order pizza at a party? I apologize,

though. But then it was like that whole thing about what Brynn said to Abe about

maybe we can get together when you're divorced.

So they got into it and started arguing.

I think Aaron was just so offended.

After that, Aaron was like, I can't do this anymore. I'm leaving.

And she just walked out. No way.

She left the event?

Yeah. Is this the first time they're going to see each other in Anguilla?

Like, this is... I felt like there was so much tension. And we're, like,

supposed to be relaxing.

I had a COVID. I'd rather go to Paris and shop or Italy and eat. They're gonna

be fine.

Let's just all just hang out.

I don't care about the meaningless fights. I'm not letting that get to me.

ready for resort wear and sunshine.

So how did they end up? Like, how is... I don't care. I don't care.

I'm gonna go buy some clothes.

I actually haven't been here.

Since the trees went up, it's a little insane.

Holy.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Oh, my gosh, it's so cute.

Do you even remember coming here?

Mom brought us here. It was my first trip to New York, so I was 14.

You would have been 12. I remember, like, staring up at the tree from a

distance. A long, long time ago. Is that your first New York memory?

Just about. It's actually mine. I remember holding on to Mom's coat. Do

remember that? She had that big fur coat that Gama gave her. Yeah, yeah. And

literally, I just remember holding on to it for dear life.

It is a few days before Christmas. My brother, Spencer, and his wife and my

niece are here visiting from California.

I've been working with everyone here for about three years.

Can't you tell?

Yeah, no, it looks great. I've been working with Rockefeller Center to

reinvigorate the center, bring in new retail and food and beverage.

Just make the place feel a little cooler, so, yeah, get to show off a

So what have you actually done with these guys?

They had asked if I would help sort of revamp the retail by bringing in new

retail that represented more of what New York was, like female -owned

businesses, black -owned businesses, Latinx -owned businesses. So I worked

them to kind of bring in people who, like, never would have been able to have

store here. Kind of cool to see it all come together. I mean, it feels nice

because the work that we've been doing has actually paid off. I had one job.

In one industry for 27 years, having the opportunity to do multiple things now

and to use all of my experience in different ways has been incredible.

Do you want to grab a drink?

I can't believe that at my age I get to kind of start over.

Oh, awesome.

Thank you.

Thank you. Can I just have a mocktail?

I'll do the Negroni, please.

Negroni? Yeah.

I'm trying hard to be good, especially because we're going to Anguilla, and

things need to get put back into place.

For a sort of beachy getaway? Do you know that I've never been on a girls'

Like, not once.

It's like abject terror for me. I'm not going to be in a bathing suit. It's not

happening. I'm literally going to be, like, wearing, like, tweed pants and a

laser at the pool.

I think you might change, though, when you get... When you get out of this

winter and get someplace that's nice and warm, you might... It's warm on my

skin. I feel like I'm, like, back in my Californian bathing suit days.

Does it still bother you after all the times that way you don't want to do the

bathing suit thing?

Yeah, totally. I don't want to be in front of them.

They all are gorgeous.

I'm not being nice. That's the truth. A little.

A little off the mark.

With the genetic disorder that I have, incontinence pigmenti, it affects the

skin, the teeth, and the hair. So I have bald spots in the back of my head and

maybe one here.

I have conicular teeth and I'm missing quite a few. And I have discolorations

all over my skin.

And I know it's a genetic disorder, but most people don't. And people are like,

oh, you're dirty.

something on your skin, and it's like, I don't really want to, I don't actually

want to deal with that. I still remember going to Knott's Berry Farm. I was

wearing shorts, standing in line, and some girl behind me going, ew, look at

skin.

And I don't really want to do that on a vacation.

Every summer, for as long as I can remember, I would hibernate away from

everybody else and get a tan.

Because when I didn't, in the sun, it really looks magnified, and people were

always saying to me, oh, what's on your skin? Or, oh, do you have a burn? So

getting a tan kind of quiets the visual noise, and it makes me feel better.

And then also, what am I going to do about my hair and my balls?

And I have to get my teeth done.

I'm going, actually, January 3rd. Another round.

I'm at the end of this six -year journey of having multiple surgeries to fix my

beautiful teeth.

I've had eight bone grafts, three sinus lifts, multiple implants, and this is

number 13, I think. I'm almost done.

And then I start at the bottom.

Maybe that's what I should do, is I should just travel with, like,

things.

That's not a bad idea. Yeah.

That wouldn't be expensive or weird. And someone to touch you up at any time.

Yeah, it wouldn't be weird at all.

It's so not weird.

Be totally normal.

Be fine.

Cheers. It's beautiful.

New teeth.

Two new teeth.

Rockefeller Center.

Coming up.

I think I would have been divorced three times by now. For a fact. For sure, and

I would have too. And not because of them.

They were great. It's always because of us. Yeah.

Should we do this hike? Let's do it.

Which way do you want to go?

Let's go down this way.

When's the last time we were here? Literally last year at this time.

Yeah, right.

What's up?

I don't think this is a part of the trail.

This is... You said you wanted to go on a hike.

Come on.

Thank you. Be careful.

I am. I have an older brother and older sister.

Darius lives in Seoul.

He's a teacher at an American school there.

We meet...

it's in the middle los angeles we both used to live there it feels like home to

us so we love meeting there for the holidays i mean this is ridiculous here

go to the left really i can't go back i'm gonna split i know so go back down

i'm sure like i can do it i can do it i can do it just go you're making me

nervous you're making me nervous next time i'm gonna come to new york You're

turning kind of like an international woman of mystery the last year or so.

Like, what are you doing?

I see your Instagram, and it looks rather weird.

Here's the thing. I'm at the point in my life where I realize 20 % of the time,

I'm like, oh, sh**, sh**.

You know, like I'm 36, not married, no kids.

And the other 80%, I'm like, I'm 36, I got no kids, I'm single, and I

have the means.

Literally, I've woken up and been like, I feel like I want to go to Paris. I

want to go down to Miami. And I call friends and you can just go.

Do you have a time in your life where you're going to settle down and finally

get married, have kids? Or do you want it?

Yeah, I do.

When? I would do it tomorrow with the right person.

I might just have a kid. Maybe that's my story.

You could? Just have a kid. Yeah.

I think that you have to... I know, find someone normal. Yeah. I think I would

have been divorced three times by now.

For sure, and I would have too.

And not because of them.

They're great.

It's always because of us. Yeah.

I keep winning the lottery and I just throw it away. I'm like, I'm not ready,

I'm not ready.

Right. There's been times when I haven't wanted to commit, like my engagement to

Gideon, who I'm still friends with. I want the marriage. It's just, I don't

the engagement part.

It's not good for Brynn to sit and her thoughts and mull over things and

whatnot. I'd like to just get married, pull the goalie, and have a kid.

Maybe the last year, I've been more of like, Mickey knows, Paris, Sandra,

whatever. But there's this, like, grandma died, and then three months

dog died. Like, that was like a double homicide.

I know, I know. It's hard for me, too.

I know, but I still even remember when we were little. Like, when we were

little, you were always comforting me.

Yeah. You always, it's okay. Even when we were little kids.

It's okay, Gwen.

With your lisp? Yeah.

I wish we had a video of that. I'd make fun of you. It was really hard, I think,

for us to come out normal.

You've dealt so much better with stuff I don't feel like I have.

Right? I can maybe just compartmentalize it a little bit more.

Like, consciously, I'm like, oh, my gosh, I want to get married, and I want

have kids, blah, blah, I want a family, I want a family.

Subconsciously, family to me is run.

Bad, bad, bad.

There was, like, abuse and neglect, and, like, I wasn't picked up for, like, six

days, or my diaper wasn't changed.

Okay. Yeah.

And maybe that's the work that I still have to do, where I have to, like,

my brain about what it means for, like, family and unconditional love and

whatnot. Because aside from you and our sister, I've never felt it. From the

people that were put on this earth to do it for us, never did it.

In many ways, my upbringing was tough.

You know, there was therapists. Not having a mom and dad is tough.

And then even when my grandmother legally adopted us, we didn't have much

But she tried.

She had to be mom and dad and keep it together, and she did a pretty good job.

It's really hard for me to see how affected you've been by that.

I know. You'll be okay, though, for sure. You're doing a better job of

move on from the past.

Is this the new tradition where we just come on a hike once a year and I cry?

I don't know. I feel like I should be getting paid for this.

Sure.

Poor thing.

You feel okay?

I know. What did you bring?

I literally just finished making you butternut squash soup. Wait, you did

And it's warm still.

Wait, seriously?

Yeah. It's heavy. It's heavy. I got it. Babe, that's so nice of you.

Holy. You're so sweet.

Wait, did you just carry this in your hand?

I was going to go.

Don't make me laugh. You hold the bag. I'll get it out.

John, I just had dental surgery.

In that position.

On the head.

I got my first cavity like three months ago.

I don't know what she's going through, but it sounds traumatic. So I made her

some butternut squash soup to make her feel loved.

I hope this is warm enough.

Thank you so much. Are you kidding me? I'm really so touched that you made me

soup.

Happy to.

Thanks.

Is it good? It's delicious.

I've seen friend Erin, which is awesome.

Now this is like mama Erin.

Sweet and nurturing and like I don't want her to give me a hug.

How are you doing? I'm okay.

Honestly, I've had way worse. You probably have headaches and stuff. I

headaches and everything hurts.

You look so good. You look great. I do. Thank you. I got a lot of sun.

You look great.

How do you feel about going on this trip with everyone?

I was like I may not even come because I don't need the sun anyway.

Wait, you were not going to come?

I thought about not going. Why?

I don't know. That day felt icky.

The day that we were wreath making?

Yeah. I didn't realize that you were as upset as you were. Like, I really

thought you just walked away for a minute. And then when I realized you

actually gone, I was like, oh, I'm sorry that that felt bad. I didn't totally

understand that it was feeling like that. No, I just felt like, I felt like

like none of you guys had said anything. And I think honestly, like I look at

Brent and it's like, she's very playful and very flirty. And if it hurts

someone's feelings, it hurts her feelings.

It's fine if like.

You make a mistake, but her overall attitude towards things just got to me.

don't know, like, I'm pretty good friends with Brynn, but it's like one

after another with her. She's talking about, like, divorce and wife swap, and

she's going to be my stepmom, and it's just constant.

Like, the fact that Brynn couldn't just accept it, just be like, I'm sorry, was

it... Which she was. And I don't use that word lightly.

Wow. I mean, after talking about divorce, like, I just can't. I can't

Did you catch what she said about...

How pissed she is that because I'm going early.

I was going to go down just like a day early and like spend a day getting my

on before everybody else has to see me.

Did you hear that Jenna Lyons is coming early?

Why do you need two days to get into the baby? She has to set up like her love

scene lashes.

She's a diva in disguise.

Aside from my glorious.

teeth that fall out of my mouth. My skin is like 8 million different colors.

It's so much more noticeable when I'm not tan.

And so like if I have one day to just like tan, I'm not working with the same

deck you guys are.

You're crazy that you think that.

These women are beautiful.

They all have incredible bodies and incredible skin.

And if I don't get tan, I know I will just be wanting to wear like long

and long pants all the time. And I don't want that. I know for myself, if I

don't, I'll feel so self -conscious.

No, I get it. I do.

But I also, and I'll be honest with you, and you're going to hate me for this.

Uh -oh.

What? I can't believe I'm actually going to say this.

I'll be honest with you, and you're going to hate me for this. Uh -oh.

What? I can't believe I'm actually going to say this.

Shut the f*** up.

Are you kidding?

You wouldn't fly coach?

I will. I just don't want to. There is no first class on our plane. The plane

doesn't have first.

There's just another flight on another day that does.

The motivation to go early was to get a tan, for sure. The bonus was that a

business class seat was available.

Lucky me.

Can I go with you? I don't want to... Come with me. It is really a different

experience, and I'm just... I'm too...

I am shocked.

This is a level of diva that I didn't know she had. It's a three -hour flight.

Like, you really care that much that you're going earlier in the week just to

snag the last business class flight? Are you flying back with us?

I don't know.

Oh my God, I'm getting on your flight home.

Yeah.

This is going to be cute.

Is it too similar?

Yeah, you know what? It's better to have more stuff than less stuff.

This is your whole watermelon theme you've got going on here.

Yeah, I'm going to Angelic, the Caribbean.

Should I take the lingerie that Jenna got me?

I'm going to take it. I've lost some weight. I might not feel like a

tree anymore in it. I don't know why I thought it was that bad. It's actually

really cute.

I want to be able to put on a sundress. I want to have a little glow. I don't

want to be the one who's, like, wearing a burka at the beach.

Why am I even, like, explaining myself?

It's fine. Who cares? I'm old and six feet tall. Like, whatever.

Should I bring this, Abe, from Italy?

Here, Dad.

Oh, yeah.

Thanks, Dad, do you think? Daddy!

Dad, I want to walk like this. I can't.

Dad!

What?

I'm trying to talk to mommy. Guys, can you go get a snack for me?

I'm trying to get it working.

I don't even know what you're doing on the bed.

Like, what do you need to pack?

Potty training at its best.

Oh, my God. It's all over his hands.

Dodgy, you have to say, I got to go pee -pee in the potty. Like a dog.

Are you a puppy?

Put them in a crate. You want to go on a crate?

Go get pins. Go, go, go. Pick them up.

I'm so excited for this vacation.

This is like cute, right? I don't even know what that is.

It's a top.

Oh.

Okay. I really like that.

What's this I hear about you potentially going to Vietnam? Like you brought that

whole thing up when my parents were here?

I am going to go to Vietnam. You're going to go to Vietnam? Excuse me, what?

You're going to go to what?

What do you mean you're going to Vietnam? No, I got to go to Vietnam.

I'm looking at about a month and a half. Probably I'll be going. I've had this

ticket that I need to use.

I'm going to Vietnam.

Why? Why?

Why not?

I need to go have some time to myself.

Hey, dude, we live in a city where there's like 1 ,000 hotels. Like, I'll

you a night. Why do you need to go all the way to Vietnam?

Where am I going to get a banh mi sandwich? I'll find you a banh mi

There's plenty in downtown.

Not as good as Vietnam.

Are you with me like this? You're smiling. I can never tell if you're

Well, who's going to Anguilla for five days?

I've been to Vietnam for three days. What's the difference?

You're going to Vietnam for three days? Yeah.

You're going for absolutely no reason. What reason are you going for?

I'm going to spend time with my friends.

So? So what are you going to do, spend time with a sandwich?

That's kind of weird, no? How long does it take you to get to Vietnam?

It's about 20 hours.

20 hours.

The dodo head is going to spend... More time traveling to Vietnam than

physically being in the country.

Some people hate flying. I love flying. To me, that's a vacation in itself. I

think that this is his escape from me nagging in his ear and our crazy twins.

And what are you going to do there?

Eat a balmy sandwich and come back. What am I supposed to do? My mom's not going

to be here.

That's your problem to figure out.

That's my problem to figure out?

Yeah.

Okay.

You're ridiculous and you're absurd.

Coming up.

Do we know when Jenna's getting here? No. I went to her house. We started

talking about the trip. She was like, the truth is, I'm not flying down with

guys because I don't fly coach.

Ew. Okay.

Okay, so I am the first one who arrived to the airport because all the girls are

always late.

I have been looking forward to this trip in Anguilla,

and I'm excited to chill and relax. I know that I need to get back on Aaron's

good side.

I don't know how, but I know it's going to be okay.

Is this my catwalk runway moment? I feel like I'm shredding the runway.

Hi. Hello.

How are you?

Jenna is meeting a fan.

I know.

I know.

Looks so pretty.

I'm on vacation.

I'm not going to harp on the small stuff. I want to have fun.

Brynn can be a great time when she's not being an idiot.

All right,

guys. We're on our way to the villa.

It's going to be like 10, 15 minutes.

I got a butler, a chef.

Two people have to share a room. I'm so sorry.

Not it. Not it. Not it. Not it.

I'm okay. Oh, that's nice of you. I am, I am. And I'll share with you. So then

me and Jethel should share a room. I mean, it's not ideal, but, like, I'll do

it. There's no way I'm sharing a room, okay?

But I'm actually quite shocked that Uwe agreed to room with Jethel, but you know

what? I'll take it.

Is that it up there?

Yeah. Shut up. Are you serious?

You guys, look at this.

You know what it looks like? A castle.

Oh, my God.

Feeling richy rich.

Wow, good job, Cy.

Hi, how are you?

Thank you so much.

Welcome to Sea Villa. I'm Patricia.

Nice to meet you, Patricia.

Let's go.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

I can't wait to jump in. Wow. We need so many photos ASAP. Oh, my God. I love an

infinity pool.

This villa is stunning. I can see the turquoise ocean. Honestly, it looks like

it belongs in Greece. It's an all -white, super airy, beautiful

home. And all I keep thinking about is how everyone's freezing their butts off

in New York.

Okay, girls, is everybody here or not? If you'd like me to do the orientation,

I'm not sure if you want to have someone to do it.

Okay, let me go with you guys.

You guys are like animals.

Where are you?

I got my bedroom already.

Okay, I'm going in here.

Done. Why are we sharing a room when I'm 12 years old? What the... I have no

idea. Wait, where's the third bedroom?

Maybe this one?

Let's give this to Jenna. It's smaller and intimate.

Uber. We take this one, honey.

We take this one? Yeah, this is the one we want anyway because we're right by

the pool.

Perfect. Why the f*** do we want to be upstairs?

Oh, then this one, then this one.

Oh, sh**.

Oh, I'm coming in here. Okay.

Oh, this is a good one. Look at your bathroom.

We have a bidet.

There's one more bedroom.

She's not going to be happy.

I don't care.

You know, first come, first serve.

I'm sorry, Jenna, but you don't get rewarded for going down early.

So you get the shroom.

Oops.

Oh, my God, this is going to be amazing.

Look at the sunset.

I know, it's so beautiful.

How amazing is this, guys? It's unbelievable.

I would come here with a donkey.

I don't get it.

I'm thrilled everyone's happy.

Do we know when Jenna's getting here?

No. No, I have no idea. But I would like to know. I don't want her to hear me

say anything.

I went to her house.

She, like, had that dental surgery, and she was really close by, so I made her a

soup. I came over.

That's nice. Yeah, it was like, you know, just whatever. So we started

about the trip, and she told me she was flying down two days early to tan

because of her genetic disorder, and she feels uncomfortable, and she wanted to

tan. I was like, oh, okay, fine, whatever.

And then she was like, the truth is, I'm not flying down with you guys because I

don't fly coach.

Ew. Okay.

That is the corniest reason I've ever heard. I don't feel bad for telling

She didn't say, don't tell anyone.

She doesn't know how to be in a group of girls and to be open and honest. She

would do so much better if she could just say, hey, I'm not flying coastie

bitches. I was like, what?

Like, really?

Coming up.

Feels like it.

Yes. Speak of the devil. Hi.

And then she was like, the truth is, I'm not flying down with you guys because I

don't fly coach.

Ew. Okay.

She flew first. She was like, it's not just first. It's like, it's faster.

Like, you don't have to wait on lines. Are you kidding?

That is the corniest reason I've ever heard.

That is kind of stupid. That's embarrassing.

And also, just tell us that. It's a girl's trip. Part of the trip is

traveling together, staying together.

I feel like sometimes Jenna doesn't have, like, the 101s on the girlfriend

handbook. That's why I think she's going to be really upset about this. She's

not as chill as we think she is. I wonder if she even really wanted to tan.

Huh? She told me she doesn't tan. She said she's going to wear burka on the

beach. She did say that. Anybody remember this? She did say that. So now

tanning? I'm confused.

I just need you to be open and honest.

She was like, you'll find me on the beach in a burka. Maybe the tanning, you

know, is a part of her plan, but I think the real reason is that she doesn't

want to fly coach.

I don't know. I'm over it.

Let's eat. I agree. Wait, I'm going to freshen up, wash my hands.

You don't need to do all that, so just let's go.

You want to put more makeup on?

We're just going right here.

Oh, my God.

Thank God.

I would never, ever let Aaron plan this trip because we all know we're probably

going to be shipwrecked and starving.

What a spread, Cy. Thank you for setting that up.

Thank you. Thank you for coming.

I know everybody's tired, but we are definitely going to go out, just

the island.

Okay. It's not like it's going to be one of those nights like it's... Wait, so

did Jen ever text you back?

No.

Oh, here she goes.

She said she's coming over.

Oh, good.

That's good for her. You know what? There's part of me, too, that's worried

I'm going to... What I do every time when I start to get like this is I'll be

like, I see her, and she does that, like, baby voice, and then I'm like,

They do it every time.

She has that effect. She has the baby voice. And she's like, I'm so sorry.

Hi, boo -boo.

It's just because I'm cute.

I'm so sorry. It's a baby.

And I'm like, it's OK. I can't pick on, like, I fight at my weight class. When

someone acts like that, then I feel like a bully or something. I'm like, I don't

want to. She's in a high weight class.

She's very much so in a high weight class.

She's like Mike Tyson on the DL.

Did you make a plate?

Yes.

Only at Sky House do you get food.

All my houses.

Where's Jenna? She had to wait for a first class taxi to come.

How's your headache?

My headache is still lingering.

You know what helps a headache? An orgasm.

Oh, yeah, I know. Usually when I'm hungover, I force my husband into a

orgasm. Seriously?

I've never heard this before. No, because it releases endorphins.

Usually, like, you use a headache to get out of sex, but Cy uses sex to get out

of a headache. I mean, I guess that's kind of genius.

I'm sure Jaisal has been suffering from migraines for over a year.

It's 6 .15.

Where is Jenna? I don't care.

Jen, I can suck my dick.

I want to go rest for a minute. I'm not going to sit here and wait for her to

come in on her.

Guys with love -themed t -shirts are going to care that she's clear past her

something. I'm over it.

It's like everything is a branding opportunity.

I can't stand it.

Do you want to be friends with me or do you want to try to get me to post on

Instagram? Why don't you just do one unboxing then?

No. Let's do it.

Let's get it over with.

I'm kidding. No, I don't do that shit. You do one for her.

No. I get paid to do that. This is my job, right?

But also, don't give me gifts and then go on social media and then tell all

your, how many, 100 ,000 followers that you gave me a gift and da -da -da. She

did? Yes. I didn't see that. She said this is what she gave all of us. The

Christmas gift. These are all the things that I'm giving this Christmas.

Not an unboxing, a boxing.

A necklace from a jury that was from a collab that I did with them. That feels

weird. I didn't know that and I didn't see it. I also didn't have the bag yet.

It reminds me of a lot of New York relationships.

It's like an older, successful New Yorker, right, has some money, giving me

lot of gifts. I love the gifts.

But you're not sharing. There's no connection, right? Right. So I don't

what, maybe it's the surgery or the breakup or I would know. She never even

me about the breakup. She never tells me about anything. She's going through her

personal life.

Yeah. You don't share anything. I don't even know your real name.

I'm Dana. Nice to meet you.

I've been in Anguilla for two days.

I'm tan.

I'm relaxed.

I've had a massage.

I'm wearing my favorite new dress.

It's time for a girl's trip. I've got this.

has a point i know and you know what when i heard this like at first i was

oh i think she's really like just doing it from the heart but the more that it

unfolds she goes on instagram and i feel it feels like like ick speak of the

devil hi jenna freaking lion hi jenna hi look

at you

For someone who's so self -conscious about showing her skin.

Did you tan in your burka? I did.

I see a lot of it right now.

Did you tan?

I did. More than I expected to. Oh.

She looks like someone that just flew first class and stayed at the Four

and got a tan for two days.

Hi. How are you? It's hard for me to be angry at people when they look that

good. Welcome, welcome.

What do you think about this villa? It's beautiful.

How's the Four Seasons?

Beautiful. Like, really beautiful. Yeah.

Tell us everything. Why didn't you come with us? Like, tell us everything that's

going on. We were just talking about you. I'm sure.

Like, we're all so mad.

Yeah, we're really annoyed you didn't fly with us. And I heard that you didn't

want to fly with us because it was coach.

Who told you that?

Erin.

Okay. No, you didn't. No, I said, that's not what I said. Part of what sparked

me wanting to go down there was, A, feeling like I...

Wanted to get a tan, but also I didn't want to fly coach.

When I found out that we were flying coach, I asked my assistant if she would

look for another flight, and she said the only thing is Monday. And I have

wanted to get a little sun because I'm going to be on the beach with all of you

guys, and what you have that I don't is perfect skin.

I got a spray tan, Jenna. No, that's not what I'm talking about.

That's not what I'm talking about.

My genetic disorder has scars all over, and they get...

better when i get a little tan so i wanted to go at christmas time i

friend got a puppy and then i was gonna go right before we came i was like i'll

go to miami for a couple days and get some sun and then i had my mouth done

so i couldn't go and so there's a puppy there's miami and you got surgery and

then i'm so confused she's always surprised that everybody has a problem

jenna never thinks she does anything wrong All you have to do is just tell us

the truth and we'll back off.

Just be straightforward.

If I looked like you, I wouldn't have come. Don't use that. That's a cop -out.

If I

looked like you, I wouldn't have come. Don't use that. That's a cop -out.

Okay.

I think that that's a cop -out. I mean, I don't actually know how on earth it

would be a cop -out. But your skin's beautiful. You're beautiful. You're a

lovely shoe. You're one of the most fabulous women in the world. Have you

seen it, Brynn? You've never seen it. I've never walked the red carpet. I

wouldn't know because you don't share anything with me. I don't share my skin

with anyone. Have you ever seen a picture of me on the red carpet wearing

anything other than... I don't look at pictures of you on the red carpet. Fair.

Okay, so there isn't one because I don't.

It's not a comfortable space for me.

That was funny.

I'm sure she's looked at every picture.

I mean, I was not expecting to walk into an interrogation about my decision to

travel early.

I'm not sure what's happening.

We just want you to be with us, and now you're here, so we can have fun. I'm

sorry, I didn't think it would be such a big deal.

I think it's for their benefit. I'm now in a better mood, and I look cuter. It's

fine. We're going to dinner at 8 o 'clock. Okay. So if everybody wants to,

unpack, maybe shower.

Okay, come on. We've got exactly an hour.

You okay?

Oh, God, yeah.

Totally. Actions have consequences, Jenna.

You can't expect them to not be mad.

We need to get our bags up.

Oh, that's cute.

I think it's kind of charming. I have no idea what to expect.

You know when people use the word charming, it's like, uh, you.

Oh my God, that place is so charming. I think Diana's room was kind of like

that. Here,

I'm trying to befriend my friend, so let's grab her luggage because I need to

get back on her good side. Maybe she won't be as mad at me if I help take her

luggage out.

So far, so good. I'm trying to show her that even though I did nothing wrong,

I'm ready to apologize.

This is a girl's trip, and I'm ready to have fun.

Say, Brynn asked me to bring it. Okay.

Okay, welcome tonight.

Hi. Hello.

Hi. Hi.

I'm Brynn.

Asked me to bring it. Oh, my God, I love Brynn. Thank you. Actually, I don't

love Brynn, but that was nice. All right. Thank you. You're welcome.

Thanks. Thanks.

Maybe I'll put on sparkly shoes.

Hello. Hello.

Wait, I want to see your room. Oh, you can't see that. Whoa.

Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I walked into Jocelyn's room. I was like, oh.

I feel like I'm being punished for the fact that I came down early. It's fine.

It's really good. I have other things going for me.

When you arrived, you walked into a bit of a weird, tense storm.

To me, it seems like there's, like, And I can't figure it out. There's some sort

of resentment, and the resentment is now built. And so now anything I do is,

like, a trigger.

Poor Jenna.

She's had probably an amazing day on the beach getting massages. She looks so

golden and relaxed.

And then she's thrown into the lion's den.

I think that there's a difference between, like, you know, taking

insecurity and then, like, using it in a negative way. Like, maybe you felt a

little bit of that, like, sense.

Oh, yeah. No, I knew. I mean...

It's so... It was very, very apparent. I mean, listen, there's something else

going on between Brynn and I that has not, like... I don't know. I actually

don't even know what is happening.

She's... That's really not so nice. I don't know what's going on. Like, I

literally don't know what's happening. I... It's weird, like, pent -up

animosity. What do you think about Jenna? I respect she's like, I got a

condition, you're insecure.

But again, I don't know about this because you don't tell me anything.

How are we supposed to know? So, you have to share, right? You have to be

vulnerable. Also, it was like...

Don't make me feel bad. One

of

my biggest pet peeves is when people give so many reasons or explanations.

There's just a gazillion excuses and not one adds up. I see right through that

perfect tan.

Uh -uh. No way.

Right.

At the end of the day, like I need, I did what I needed to do for myself.

And it's like, so what?

It's not because I don't want to be in coach with all of you. Like it just

isn't. And my, her thing of like, it's a cop out. I'm like, I don't even know

what that means. Like I have spent years trying to bend to make other people

happy. Yeah. And I just think I'm not at that place in my life where I want to

do that.

Either we will talk and like find a path or we won't. I don't know.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New York City.

Oh, hello.

It wouldn't be a proper photo shoot without props.

You can get naked. I think they should do none of their tops on and just

holding. I mean, I'll do that.

My mother was an alcoholic and I did everything to take care of her.

No matter what, I kept trying and trying and trying and it just, it didn't work.

You know I love you, but I don't believe your story about the embryo. Why would

she lie about that?

Why the?

Who would I lie about something like that, right? I don't know.

Do you actually believe that I didn't come with you because I didn't want to

find Coach? Like, seriously, do you actually believe that? I do.

We wanted you to be part of it. Yeah, we wanted you to be a part of it. Whether

it's there on the plane or not. That's not true.