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I know you went on a date like this
week, right? Yes.

I have had three serious engagements,
but I don't want to date anymore. I'm

tired.

Okay, let's go in.

Oh, my God. This is such a good job.

Two kids.

Oh, good twin.

Continue, continue.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Two undone. I
have seven embryos. My girl is in there.

Puppet thinks he's two and done.

No, no, no, no, no. Are we making moves?

I'm single, so I'm making moves.

Wait, what?

What happened?

Life happened.

Jenna's finally opening up. Now I feel
like she can lean on me. Once you're

ready to get a divorce, I'm single.

And we're going to do a swap.

You guys are going to do a swap.

Bitches are hungry over here. There's no
food here.

I don't eat piggies in a blanket.

Besides, we don't know what happened.

I am.

So pissed.

The secret ingredient?

Darling, it's me.

My lashes may be fake, but I definitely
keep it real.

I'm a true New Yorker. The only bull
I'll take is by the horn.

I always bring the flavor. It's not my
fault you don't have any taste.

In New York, there's a lot of bad
apples, but I'm the baddest of the

I love to laugh, but make me mad.

And I'll date your dad.

We're going to have the models walk in.
They're going to get checked in.

Then we're going to move over to here.

We're going to bop them over to Karina
to pick out a lash.

Last but not least, Heather's going to
be shooting them in real time.

Okay. I think we're about ready. You may
as well go ahead and get started.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

If I take control.

What's going on?

What are you having sex?

What are you doing?

And last one. Come on.

She's extra. She is extra.

Start bringing people in? Do it.

That's so cute. Yay. Thank you. Hi.

Hi.

Do you know what we're doing today?

You have to put a lash in. Yeah. Okay.
I'll be following you. Aw. I love that.

We wanted to put a lash on you. And if
you're feeling nervous, I'll come over

and make you laugh and it'll be fine.
It's going to be perfection.

casting for love scene we have new
lashes that are launching in target and

need to take images and we also want to
refresh our website do you wear makeup

yourself yeah what i'm looking for is
that light behind the eyes and and

who after you put the lash on they're
like i love these like because that then

will come through on the camera how did
you find out about this you i'm happy

you're on tiktok I am on TikTok, and I
talk about my dating, how ugly it was.

You're not dating now, or you are dating
now? I am finally in a relationship,

but I would like to... Hi, how are you?
Hi, this is Selena. Selena, this is Cy.

Nice to meet you.

I invited Cy for a couple of reasons. I
am an older white woman, and when

someone comes in for a casting, I think
it's so critical to see someone that

looks like them so that they know that
the person who's looking at them sees

them. A girl better have eaten because
I'm not dating her.

So how did you meet your boo?

Walking outside of... Stop.

I don't think I can burn a call and tell
her where she needs to meet her next. I

photograph natural hair. That's
something I struggled with growing up.

things that people have told me is ugly
and then photograph me in a powerful

way. You're cute.

I know. All right, let's put a lash on
her. Come on. Look, she's like, I'm

Have you ever done any modeling before?

No. Really?

Are you nervous?

Me a little bit. It's okay.

You're doing great. Did you have a
nickname when you were growing up? Yes.

It was given by my brother.

He couldn't say my name. He called me
Marnie.

That's so sweet.

So that stuck with me. My mom still
calls me that.

My name's not my real name.

I'll tell you a really weird story
that'll probably make you laugh. My name

Judith when I was growing up.

and I never felt like a Judith. My
brother used to tease me.

So the first day of college, our teacher
said, if you have a nickname, like,

tell me now. Today's the day.

So I was like, okay, but I had to pick
something, and the only thing that could

come to mind was my brother used to call
me.

Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, tell ya.

Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, tell ya. Oh, my
God.

No.

I'm going to call you Jenna, tell ya
from now on. That's all I'm going to

you. Watching Jenna bringing out this
vulnerability in herself to calm someone

else's nerves, I thought was the
sweetest and most admirable thing. I

scream it.

Cool. Thanks, Si. Okay, I love you so
much. I'm going to get you a nameplate

now. But at the same time, like, you are
telling your secrets to a complete

stranger, but you cannot tell your
friends?

Everybody needs to know.

I think we need to take a break.

Okay. I'll show you around. Actually,
let's look at the photos that you

have. Well, here, you can come and look,
see how it's going.

Oh, my God, I loved her.

I'm obsessed with her.

I have a genetic disorder. I have no
eyelashes.

So that's why I decided to make a brand
of eyelashes that were what I wanted to

wear. And so, love thing was born.

Oh, my God. So cheeky. Love it. Thank
you, Heather, for taking pictures of me.

This is very nice casting. It's very
nice to watch some of the things that

do behind the scenes.

I do really appreciate you coming. Thank
you for having me. Also, how are you

feeling? I know that you and your
girlfriend broke up.

Thanks. I mean, it's funny. Thank you.

Yeah. Probably don't want to talk about
it, but... Breakups are difficult.

Yeah, it's hard.

I'm okay being alone.

I just distract myself.

I exercise.

I read. I eat a lot of ice cream.

Usually I do things that I find I don't
do as much when I'm in a relationship.

Oh, it's so weird.

The holidays and stuff, I'm like, cool.
I know, you're going to make me cry. You

know I don't like that.

I don't want to cry either. Make me
feel... Make you feel wiggly? Make me

like, emotional. I don't like it.

Do we need to revisit last night?

Oh, can we talk about the fact that you
left her?

Just walked out. Irish goodbye. I think
Aaron's going to be pissed at you for

leaving, just so you know.

I honestly, between you and I, don't.

I wish I had that. I was hungry.

Well, she thought it was rude that you
left.

I'll deal with it.

I'm sure you will.

I have to, like, make dinner.

I think you need a glass of wine.

Want ice?

Sure.

Thank you.

I'm so tired.

I'm so tired.

It was such a good party.

Everybody. It was amazing.

Everybody has been blowing up my phone.

Oh, my God, it was so amazing. The food
was so good. It was such a fun party.

Although I have reservations on, like,
you know, my girlfriends.

What do you mean?

I just feel like the way they behave, I
don't know.

Like, it just rubbed me the wrong way.

How can they behave?

Kelly told me apparently they were
talking during our vows. That was them?

First

of

all, I didn't even say bye.

I mean, that's just so beyond rude.

Coupled with the fact that they're
talking during the vows. Yeah, it was

It was disrespectful, honestly.

Yeah. Frankly, they just should have
known better. Like, just shut your

And also, if someone comes up to you and
says, you're being rude and loud, just

be like, oh, my God, I'm sorry.

Party etiquette. You know how the vows,
like, were delayed?

Yeah. So I think it was Jethel.

It's like, so cute you guys are renewing
your vows. So I told them how we didn't

do our vows before. Right. So the friend
is like, oh, so technically you can get

out of the marriage.

If you didn't say vows, then technically
you're not married.

No, there's a contract. Come on now.

Are you kidding?

Whatever. You can get out of the
marriage?

Yeah. Did you laugh? I laughed.

Oh, thanks.

But I thought it was weird.

Given the setting, it was just weird.

First of all, our kids were right there.

What if they had heard it? I'm just
saying. That's not acceptable to me. I'm

sorry. It's really not.

Listen. Is that a child?

It's a child.

Let's ignore him. No, I'm not going to
ignore him. I'm going to go in there. It

doesn't sound like a serious car. I'll
be right back.

I'm not going to ignore him. It really
pisses me off. She came in.

She started some shit.

She said rude things to my husband.

She wore her sunglasses the whole time.
Then she walked out. Sometimes she

doesn't have tact.

And it really pissed me off.

It was kind of funny at the time.

I don't know why you're laughing. I'm
like disgusted. It was funny. How is

funny that she's joking about that you
should be?

I hear you.

In retrospect, it was not the time and
place.

I'm like sick to my stomach.

I just don't even know how I'm supposed
to be in the same room as her.

You know I can't be safe.

Oh, I know. I don't know how.

Coming up.

To bring up divorce with my husband at
my 10 -year anniversary party. If you

accuse me of flirting with a married
man, it's going to really get real.

It's a really cool little area.

This area?

Welcome. We have a reservation at
DeGestel right this way. Thank you.

Enjoy your tour. We'll be right over.
Thank you.

It feels good to be out.

I know.

It's been such a crazy week. I am so
tired.

I think I'm going to do an espresso
martini. Okay.

It goes with my dress.

Every time I drink, I get major anxiety
because we have to wake up at 6 in the

morning.

I thought my mom would be like, she
wakes up early in England, but here

waking up at 8 a .m. I don't see her
till at least 8 .30. I thought she was

doing more.

When you see fingerprints on tables and
stuff, can you just clean it up? Because

it just accumulates. Every time we see
something, we clean just so. Then how

come nothing looks clean?

It's not good to have her here, though.
Think about...

what it's going to be like when she
actually does leave.

We have the nanny, yes, but... I know,
and the thing is, is I'm going to get

really, really busy because I've been
out of the game for so long, and to be

honest, like, I'm missing out on a lot
of things.

I've always worn several hats, but now I
feel like I'm wearing a hundred hats.

I have to pick.

The twins' clothes.

I have to pick Puppet's clothes.

I have to figure out what they want for
breakfast. Do we need to buy another

diaper size?

And then it's work stuff.

I have to answer emails.

I have to go on Zoom calls. I have to
make sure I look amazing for the Zoom

calls. You know, it's just non -stop.

I need an espresso martini.

Classic espresso martini? Yeah, I think
that's beautiful.

Old -fashioned.

The hardest thing is having two babies
at the same time. Like, God bless all

twin moms and triplet moms and I don't
even know, octomom?

How the...

Ever since I was a kid, my lucky number
has always been three.

Ever since I've been a kid.

Two has been just a great number for me.

I am dead serious. It took so many
years, hundreds of thousands of dollars

get these frozen embryos, and I think
that the castle deserves a little

princess, so we're definitely going for
it, whether you like it or not.

My dad keeps asking me when we're going
to have a baby girl. He really wants us

to have a child.

Your parents don't even know he's on IVF
so far. I mean, how are they so

confident that you're going to have a
girl?

They might in their world could be
another boy.

I do have to talk about it. To my mom, I
feel really bad. Like, I feel like I'm,

like, lying to her.

In Indian culture, if you can't have
children, it's such a taboo. I just

to keep it to myself.

Your mom doesn't know you did it?

No. I know it's not. I've told you since
you were pregnant with the first kid,

you need to tell your mom. I mean, it
has to be brought up now because of the

fact that you are considering having a
third child. I know. And I don't think

you understand, like, how.

Traumatizing those two years, like,
were.

Like, to want something so bad is to
have everyone ask you, like, when are

going to get pregnant, when are you
going to get pregnant, and it's not

Like, I couldn't talk about it to
people.

But she's still your mother, and she
deserves to know the truth.

I know. And she should know the truth.

I think sharing IVF is very important
for just insanity, to talk about things

with someone, but also from the...
worrying perspective of her mother i

want her mom finding out through someone
else we had a kid's first birthday

party in london and the entire time the
entire england family thinks these are

natural they are natural they are
natural i'll figure it out i need to

bend my pr like you know narrative i'll
tell my mom in due time

It's an extraordinary car because it has
all of these differences.

Oh, goodness gracious me. Engine number
one. He knows nothing about cars.

I'm the classic.

She's trouble. She looks it.

Oh, yes, definitely.

Have you come to make sure that I get
into trouble here?

Yes, yes.

Gideon and I were together a total of
five years.

When Gideon proposed, we were actually
broken up for about a couple months.

And I was seeing someone else.

And outside at the Ritz -Carlton, all
the speakers at sunset, everything

playing this really beautiful rendition
of If I Could Walk 500 Miles.

And then all of a sudden I see Gideon
come around the corner with my dog and

flowers. The worst thing you'll ever
have to do is call your boyfriend and

him that you're engaged to someone else.

Take a look at this car.

That is a 1965 Bentley S3

Flying Spur Continental.

Take a look.

Only 18 of these were ever made.

And see what happens to you as you spit
in it.

It's so nice.

Isn't there something special about
that? It has the B crest on the front of

Didn't I have a thing for a while that I
wanted to Bentley because of the B? And

I said, I think it's meant to be.

Yes. For my birthday, how about this?

Come on, I've never said no to you in my
life. I know. Just once.

When we met, one of the reasons why we
hit it off is because I love classic

cars. He's literally a Prince Charming.
I didn't open a door for five years. I

didn't pick up one cab. I can't even
stand up at a dinner table without him

jumping up.

I just got this about a month ago. I've
been after it for three years. Really?

Yeah. He's a Disney prince.

Half my friends, some of my family chose
him.

I've got to make a phone call. Okay. I'm
going to let you sit here and think

about it. We won't drive away. Okay.

Do you think he's playing a kind of a
long game?

Oh, God, I hope not. I don't know.

Fancy meeting you here. Oh. That wasn't
the first line that you used when we met

on Tinder. No, but I seem to recall. No,
it was actually.

You know, I was just thinking this the
other day.

Tinder was on, like, beta.

Yeah. And some guy on there, basically,
he asked if I wanted a dick pic. And I

was like, this is gross. This is why I
don't do online dating, et cetera.

Because I'm going through and I'm
deleting.

You meant delete me. And I go to yours,
and there's this paragraph, and it's

like, Top of the morning to you. Hope
you're having a lovely day. Thank you so

much for swiping right on me. I would
love to perhaps take you out for a cup

tea one day. And yours truly, Gideon.
And I remember reading it and being

this is a good guy. And I remember being
like, sure, I'll get a cup of tea with

you. My recollection is that you are the
most beautiful person I've ever seen in

my life.

Okay. Why don't you sell my engagement
ring and then you can buy this car?

Okay, so do you have it or not?

You know I have it.

I feel carsick.

I remember specifically, I was walking
on 57th Street, and I saw my reflection

in a mirror, and I saw the ring. It was
like four or five carats. Stupid

beautiful. And then I realized that I
was going to be someone's wife.

And I remember just panicking.

Because I see myself as little Brynn
with the little afro. Like, I didn't see

myself as someone's wife. But yeah, I
wasn't ready.

Crazy enough, I went to a psychic. You
know I love psychics.

You know, I've got to admit, actually,
that I have been toying with the idea of

knowing someone myself. Stop it. You
made fun of me for years. I know.

This psychic told me everything's all
good under the hood. I'll probably have

cat 40, and it's going to be a boy.
Which is good, because I want boys.

The world doesn't need another of these.
Another of these. Could you imagine? I

think that's a rather delightful idea,
frankly.

I don't know. I might go and talk to
them about the egg freezing thing. I

know. With inflation, eggs are just, the
cost of eggs have just gone up.

Oh, indeed.

Pipe of milk as well. Yeah.

I've been thinking about freezing my
eggs for a few years. Creating a family

myself is the only thing in my life
right now that I want the most.

And I don't have. I would love to be
able to do it right. But it's like

I don't have like forever.

I might look 25, but I'm not.

So I need to get my shit together.

I think I should go to the egg freezing
place in a chicken costume and just go

in and be like.

I don't know if they take you too
seriously.

Come on and make a decision on this
thing.

I need an answer.

Elliot, we'll take it.

Coming up.

Okay, so there are some things that,
like, I've been wanting to tell you.

Mm -hmm.

Okay? Yeah, I'm okay.

I wish it was something good.

But I love how we were both wearing our
sunglasses.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Enjoy. Hello.

Ladies, would you like to start with a
drink? Yes. Do you like sparkling water?

Let's just buy some margarita. And then
can we also just get the classic Greek

salad? My pleasure.

What? Your hair is fine.

Fine? Yes.

As long as you... When are you going to
grow your hair? You need to grow it.

Grow my hair? Yeah. But once it grows,
it goes so flat.

Yeah. I hate it.

You can always add layers.

No, I can't do that. No? I don't have
time. This is it.

Mom. Yes, you and dad by yourself in the
house. You have so much time. You are

like... That's how I am? Like a
chihuahua? Yes.

Okay.

You're perfect, right? Yeah.

What do you mean, yeah?

I am.

My mom is my best friend. We're super
close.

Believe me, as an Indian girl growing
up... I've kept many secrets from my

mother. Margaret, lovely. Thank you.

You know, Mom, it's literally 12 o
'clock.

I mean, why not?

You know, I would sneak a whole bloody
outfit in my backpack and go to a

girlfriend's house for a sleepover and
off I am to a nightclub. Cheers, Mumsy.

Cheers, baby.

IVF is probably the most serious secret.
And it's something that lives with me

and I need to get it off my chest.

I can't believe dad has literally
dropped Kai on his head like five times

already. Well, I'm very scared when the
kids are with him. Yesterday, you were

mad at me because you said I called him
a shithead.

Respect. I do respect him. I'm very
respectful.

You call dad a shithead too sometimes.

He is a shithead sometimes.

You have to practice what you preach.

My mom and dad were like...

Very, very strict.

I didn't want that for you guys. You
were strict.

I wasn't that strict. Mom, you were very
strict.

I was.

Yeah, of course you were. And I wish I
can be with you. I know. And support

I get it. Be there. Yes. Okay. So, that
being said, there are some things that,

like, I've been wanting to tell you.

Mm -hmm.

It took me a really long time to get
pregnant.

I started naturally, and it wasn't
working.

suggested IVF.

I was not crazy about the idea, but what
were they going to do? I was 36 at

this point. It was my only option.

I did one round.

It didn't work.

And then we basically ended up doing a
second round.

It didn't work.

Oh, no.

Okay.

So... At that point, I was like, like,
this is now we're 50 grand in, still no

baby. And this is also like six months
of like injections and hormones. And

the hormones are awful.

You know, you have to like inject
yourself in your stomach like every

two weeks. Oh, my God.

So imagine me telling you all this stuff
and like you're... I would have taken

the next flight.

I know you would have.

You know me. I know you would have.

When I get a cold, my mom doesn't sleep.

She, like, calls me first thing in the
morning. Oh, my God, how are you

Oh, my God. She internalizes it.
Sleepless nights, doesn't eat. I don't

to go through that just because I'm
going through what I'm going through.

It would have been nice if you had
spoken to me and said to me, hey, Mom.

I know.

It's not like how to cry.

It's just... I don't want to worry you.

That's all.

You know, you really internalize
everything.

You know?

You do.

Don't cry.

I don't know what to say.

Mom.

It's... Mom.

It's not like... Look, at the end of the
day, yes, it was, like, not ideal.

I know, but...

No, I know. I know. I know you would
have. You would have been amazing.

Yeah. But the thing is, is, like, we're
very tough to talk about this stuff

because in our culture, for some reason,
if I had made it public knowledge, what

do you think the response would have
been?

Gossip. Right.

A lot of gossip. A lot of gossip. That's
how it is.

A lot of, like, oh, my God, did you hear
so -and -so can't get my things?

Do you know how many times, like, I've
heard that? I know.

I don't like it. I agree with you. I
knew it was going to be fine. I knew it

going to be fine.

And it was.

And I got two for the price of one.
Like, hello?

This is like the biggest bargain you
could ever get, you know?

Now I understand, Jess. I know how you
felt.

And it's fine.

It all happened for the good, okay?

It's been really hard to not talk about
it with her, and I needed to get it off

my chest.

And especially now since we're thinking
about, well, I'm thinking about baby

number three, I would really love for
her to be by my side as I go through the

next stage of my journey.

I'm glad you opened up. I'm glad you
said this to me.

Well, so I want to have number three.
Hang on a minute.

Three is my number.

That is not going to go away.

But you can't even manage the two.

Mama.

Coming up... Is this your same brother
that has called you genitalia?

Genitalia?

Thank you so much for doing this. No,
thank you. I had such a fun time.

It was so silly.

It's not the same thing. It's not the
arts club.

It's way more decorated.

It's more decorated, and we've got to
get a bar because we've got to loosen

up. The holidays are such a lovely and
beautiful time. And for some people,

including myself, there's parts of it
that can be rough. So I like to direct

my energy into the happy, nice things,
which include decorating, and

specifically with close friends.

For being creative is to be a little
inebriated. Yeah, there you go.

I love it

When

you're

on just so you feel loved when she's
happy to see you she's truly happy to

you

And she doesn't take yourself seriously.

She's lighthearted and funny and a face
cadet. You said ho, ho, ho.

Yes. I mean, it's not I'm covered, but
you know.

Cheers. Cheers.

And happy holidays. And happy holidays
to you. Thanks for coming. Of course

is the type of place that you like. This
is so cute.

Oh, my God. Who is that? What is going
on?

What is it? Don't let them in. I don't
know who that is. It's off the street.

This is a private party.

Could you help? I totally need help. Oh,
my God. I didn't quite take into

consideration that I might need help.
Are you carrying Jenna Lyon's

Did she bring her own decor?

Maybe Jenna's a secret, like, intense
crafter or something.

Is she bringing her own supplies?

Because she's rolling deep with some
baggage here.

Okay. Hey. Jenna Lyons. Oh, hi.

Is that it?

That's it. Oh, my goodness.

This is the last time I'm going to get
to see everyone before the holidays. So

this is like a bag, sort of a
culmination of some of my favorite

products that I love, and all female and
small businesses.

So here's my Santa pack.

Hi. Give it to me. I love Santa Claus. I
know. What did you bring?

I've been collecting all these presents
for you guys. You're collecting

presents?

Rhapsody and White's here. Oh, hello.

Ho, ho, ho.

I almost did a Winter White. Damn. I
love someone who overdresses.

It makes me happy. Like, if everyone was
perfect and normal all the time, it

would be boring.

How are you?

Good. How are you feeling? You do smell
good.

You know.

There's some food from Bubby's.

Um, is there oatmeal?

You know what I want?

Brown avocado?

This is not my vibe.

I have my standards, okay? I'm not going
to eat fried food for breakfast.

Not so many healthy options, I see.

I mean... Oh, sorry, Brynn.

I guess the food is an up -to -side
standard, but Cy always complains about

food. Is this a table, Matt?

What is this? It's your plate, Matt.

Cy is bitching and complaining. I mean,
it's what New Yorkers do best.

What's up, bitches?

Oh, yeah. Well, she's not feeling good,
right? She's still not feeling good.

I'm over it.

What? Being sick?

Being sick.

Yeah, I know. It's frustrating.

I literally have not seen her in, what,
three weeks? I know. Wait, Jenna, how's

your brother?

Has he touched down? Oh, my God.
Speaking, is this your same brother that

called you Jenitalia?

Jenitalia?

i was bonding with jenna yeah yeah
clearly that bonding was very intimate

am with jenna thank you for having me
but i'm so happy you came actually very

was amazing it was really nice it was a
casting for love scene i'm sorry are you

cold i'm cold but anyway there was this
one girl she was super nervous and to

break the ice she said something
personal about herself which i thought

really nice and she brought up the fact
that her name is actually judith judith

Judith, to me, lives on the Upper East
Side. She wears pink wool and shops at

Bergdorf.

That's not Jenna Lyons.

Who are you, Judith?

Her name is not Jenna at all.

And when she went to college, her
professor was like, does anyone have a

nickname that they would like to go by?
And the only thing she can think of was

a name that her brother would call her.

Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, tell ya.

So she raised her hand and she said...

You know what's crazy when you think you
know someone, and then you realize that

that's not even their real name?

I'm like, you know, and I don't go
around checking people's ID, you know.

I go through people's wallets, don't get
me wrong. But I don't look at the name

on the ID.

Judith, what's your middle name?

My middle name was Agar.

Agar? Judith Agar.

Yeah, this is great. This is like a Game
of Thrones thing. I love this show.

I changed it when I got married to Jenna
Lyons -Mazot. And then when I got

divorced, I dropped Mazot. And so now I
don't have a middle name. You don't need

to have a name. You can just be like
Jay.

Here's the only issue is that I have all
my shirts monogrammed, which I know if

I'm super obnoxious. I love the
monogram.

You like the three initials? I like the
three initials, but I don't have three

anymore. I have all these old... You
have JFL. I coined that from like... You

know what?

I actually might do that. I'm Jenna
Lyons.

Great.

I'll take it. JFL.

The energy that's coming in is not very
merry or jolly or bright.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Hi. You okay?

Yeah. What's up? Hi.

Why is everybody low energy today?

I know. I'm not.

I've been up since 5 .30. I decided to
go to this wreath making because I'm

pissed off. I want to ruin her party.
Just like she ruined mine.

Okay, let's do it. Okay, now what do we
do? Now I'm going to show you all the

characters. The wreath is your
container.

And you don't have to fill the whole
thing.

Everything doesn't have to be even.

Because asymmetry is your friend.

Not for my boobs. That's why I got them
done.

There. $17 ,000 later.

That's it.

Hey, let the games begin.

Okay.

So how are we supposed to get it in
here? You're going to... I have to cut

and stick it in.

So many sexual innuendos.

This is going to take hours.

I'm very focused right now.

This is harder than it looks.

I do odds and cross with my two -year
-old.

I don't do it for fun.

These girls, I think they failed pre -K
because they can't even glue.

We're just trying to make reads.

It's not that big of a deal.

And I don't know what I'm doing, to be
fair. I'm just, like, throwing shit at a

wall and hoping it sticks or it
intertwines.

What's everybody doing for the holidays?

Um, the tanks are in town from London.

The tanks are in town from London.

I'm going to the Dominican Republic. You
are?

You're going to PR?

Can I come with you? Like four different
families with a bunch of kids. That's

going to be so fun, though. Are you guys
getting a villa?

We have a house. We have a huge, huge
house with like our closest cousins.

Actually, if you had stuck around at my
event, you would have seen the speech

from our cousins who were very close.
There were so many people giving

at your event. I couldn't hear a thing,
to be honest with you.

You left and you didn't say goodbye.

I was hungry.

There was like no... That's not a reason
to leave somebody's event and not say

goodbye.

I think it's incredibly rude, and I
think you have bad manner.

I don't care.

I tried to say goodbye, but you
literally were taking forever to change

mood. No, I wasn't. They all waited.
Nobody else cared. I was hungry.

I mean, it's just not nice. It's a bad
manner. I go from zero to 100 when I'm

hungry. I know. Before I would go off on
anyone. There was tons of food. No,

there wasn't. Yes, there was. And every
single person after the event said the

food was incredible.

I do not eat meat. There was, like,
piggies in a blanket.

There was, like, things that I could not
eat.

Sorry if that offended you. You don't
even care.

I don't. I don't care.

I'm getting so annoyed with the thighs
hungry excuse.

Like, maybe you should get that checked
out. It seems like you have, like, a

worm in your stomach. There's something
wrong.

Do you have...

What do you got to eat? I thought you
were cooking.

I don't smell anything.

Do you mind if we stop at provisions?

Oh, my God. A girl's got to eat. My kids
get in bad moods when they're hungry.

You're 40 -something.

Eat. I came, I saw, and I left.

Yep.

Thank you for that. Wait, she gets a
thank you? Not an actual thank you. And

you're not getting any sort of thank you
or anything nice from me because what

you did was horrendous.

What did I do? What did I do in
comparison to everyone else? Because she

go up to Abe and say, hey, when you get
divorced, please let me know at my

anniversary party.

Do you think it's normal to do that? You
don't know what you're talking about. I

don't know what I'm talking about. You
said, wow, so you're not actually

because at your first wedding, you
didn't actually say vows. Is that what I

said? Yeah, that's what you said. So
wait, if you didn't say vows, then

technically you're not married.

And then you said, whenever you're ready
to get divorced, please let me know.

Once you're ready.

You don't say that at somebody's
anniversary party. You don't do that.

was there. She was doing it in Brynn
-like style. Maybe then tell her to stop

laughing at my jokes.

Whatever you do, don't mess up and say,
I hate taking Brynn.

It's a reference to friends.

You know, Ross and Rachel, it was funny.

I was doing it a bit.

I'm making jokes. And Abe's like, he can
take it. And he's giving it back, too.

It was a joke. Everyone was laughing. I
was laughing.

I don't care if it's a joke to bring up
divorce with my husband at my 10 -year

anniversary party. I didn't bring up
divorce. She definitely didn't bring up

divorce. I didn't say it's divorce,
dude.

You did.

You weren't even there. What are you
talking about? She definitely didn't

the D word.

Divorce. Of course. Trial separation.

Yeah, I call him Abe the Babe.

How are you mad about this? But when I
wake up in your bed and I joke about

B. Because I'm there.

All right, I'm going to make coffee
before I do anything. I need it,

All right, I need a plan B.

What kind of Christmas holiday is like
sitting across from a bunch of Grinches?

That's not a big deal.

We all know Brynn loves to flirt. That's
what she does.

Does she really want your husband?

No. I know women that are out to get
your husband.

This was not that moment.

I'm sorry that you weren't there and you
heard a version of the story. And for

whatever reason, it upset you. It's one
thing after another. But no, no, but

it's not one thing after another. And if
you accuse me of flirting with a

married man, it's going to really get
real. Don't, don't, don't. You weren't

flirting with him? What were you doing?

This is the difference.

between Brynn and most of my friends.
Brynn digs her heel. She doesn't take

ownership. She can't apologize and move
on.

I'm done. You guys have fun. I'll take
my thick wreath.

She flirts while ordering steak.

It's just the way she operates.

I personally think Erin maybe took it a
little seriously. It doesn't need to be

a big thing. It's become a big thing.

That's beautiful.

I'm really good at designing, and you
guys all suck. Bye.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Happy New Year.

Okay, I don't want to be here anymore.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas. Happy New Year.

Are we letting her go? Yes.

Really? It's Christmas. Like, if she's
cranky, let her go.

Yeah. I think it was a bit traumatic,
but I guess she was having a bad day.

Maybe it was the brown avocado.

I get it.

You need a moment.

I don't want someone to feel bad.

Feel bad about what? She can't seriously
think I was flirting with her.

You've never said...

I think she's just sensitive. And I want
to acknowledge what she's going

through, but I would like to actually
have a sane conversation on why do you

feel this way? Because she knows me, and
that's absurd.

I just, like, freaked out on Brynn.

I'm, like, shaking right now. I just,
like, walked out of the whole thing. Are

you serious?

Yeah, I just, like, I don't know. Like,
I just feel like she doesn't stop. Like,

she's just, like, weird. I don't know
what her problem is.

I told you she's rude.

She was rude, right? Like, she was
telling me that I'm making it up. You're

a bitch. And then she wore sunglasses as
if it was, like, honey. Like, honey,

you're not celebrity.

I know. I know.

All right, I'm going to, like, I'm going
to go to work. I'll call you when I get

to the office.

Okay, I love you. Love you. Bye.

Wow.

It's just a genuine box of gifts. Oh, my
God. This one's for you.

Oh, my God. I love.

Oh, thank you, Jess.

And then this bag is for you. Oh, my
God.

Oh, shut up.

I love gifts. I love receiving gifts. I
specifically love expensive gifts for

men. I love gifts.

But when it comes in bulk, it's kind of
a little weird. I don't understand it.

Oh, my God.

This is actually my favorite travel bag.

Oh, that's awesome. It's the best. I
love it. It really is. You can hang it

the back of the door.

Wipes. Oh, you need the wipes, girl.
Wipes.

For your booty hole. What is this? It's
an all -natural beauty. Oh, my God. Look

at this packaging.

Jenna, you're so soulful always.

I think she's hyper -aware of our past
experience together.

I'm a fucking Christmas tree. I would
never wear this.

I absolutely hate this.

I'm on a thank you tour now. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. This is

a great week at Fag. Thank you. Thank
you so much.

It's amazing. Great.

Thank you. Can we just get cash value
for this bag?

I will say your sponsored gifts are
really nice.

Well, that's not a sponsored gift. I
actually made it. No, I know that. I'm

saying anything with your name on it.
Oh, thanks. I like to call it sponsored.

Fair, fair. But this is very pretty. I
like this.

I'm glad you like it.

jenna's great with the gift i love the
gift but at this point i think there's

some sort of ulterior motive considering
every gift has her name or a collab on

it you lie sponsored by jenna lions
everyone that's what i truly truly feel

no matter how much she's like no i love
you kind hearts rainbows unicorn here's

a bracelet today Swag Bag is sponsored
by Jenna Lyons. Jenna, are these all

braids? I don't think Jenna has an
expectation that we're all going to

social. I think she has an assumption or
a hope that we all will.

Oh, my God.

Hi. What is this?

They're all gorg.

They're not.

Stop being so down on yourself. Brian,
that was a shit.

Come on, hold yours.

I'm holding it up for you. I don't want
to. Just get home.

Happy holidays, kids. I'm sorry.

I hate everybody.

I think you're done.

Wow. I was not overcooked, but thank
you. Have a great holiday. It was great.

Thank you so much. Should we FaceTime
Uba?

Oh, yeah. Show Uba all the great stuff
that we got. I love a good trucker

Pigtail, we missed you.

Oh my god, Uba. We're over this.

It's like your birthday.

First of all, you're missing all of
this.

I know, it's really not fun.

She wants to know if you have food here
today. Just put the phone by the food

and let her just... Yeah, just let her
marinate on that. You sit over there

your food, baby.

All you can eat. You do your thing.

I'll be over here.

Girl, I saw the food.

I'm actually happy I went down over
there.

Call you soon.

Enjoy the food.

Bye, love.

Still to come this season on The Real
Housewives of New York City.

Oh, God.

If

your

wife did not have sex with you for a
year and a half, what would happen?

I would fuck other women.

Jenna says, I'm not flying down with you
guys because I don't fly coach.

Do you actually believe that I didn't
come with you because I didn't want to

coach? I do.

Actions have consequences, Jenna.

Good morning.

Why are you mad at me?

I literally put myself on a control
cruise.

Cruise control. Whatever the fuck it is.

This, my friend, is dessert.

I think I just need more champagne.

Did you know her husband is going to
Vietnam?

What's going to Vietnam? I know some
things that aren't Vietnam.

Erin's, like, now in her ear. Or sitting
on her shoulder or whatever the f***ing

parrots do.

This is my pet parrot. This is my pet
parrot. Don't talk to her. No, don't

to my pet parrot. No, no, no.

No. No,

no, you are a bitch. Bipolar bitches
turn from normal to crazy.

And she didn't tell me, so I told her.
She said on camera.

It was not on f***ing camera.

This is, like, jewelry.

For your butt.

But that's what I'm saving for my
husband.

And that's understandable.