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I know you went on a date like this week, right? Yes.

I have had three serious engagements, but I don't want to date anymore. I'm

tired.

Okay, let's go in.

Oh, my God. This is such a good job.

Two kids.

Oh, good twin.

Continue, continue.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Two undone. I have seven embryos. My girl is in there.

Puppet thinks he's two and done.

No, no, no, no, no. Are we making moves?

I'm single, so I'm making moves.

Wait, what?

What happened?

Life happened.

Jenna's finally opening up. Now I feel like she can lean on me. Once you're

ready to get a divorce, I'm single.

And we're going to do a swap.

You guys are going to do a swap.

Bitches are hungry over here. There's no food here.

I don't eat piggies in a blanket.

Besides, we don't know what happened.

I am.

So pissed.

The secret ingredient?

Darling, it's me.

My lashes may be fake, but I definitely keep it real.

I'm a true New Yorker. The only bull I'll take is by the horn.

I always bring the flavor. It's not my fault you don't have any taste.

In New York, there's a lot of bad apples, but I'm the baddest of the

I love to laugh, but make me mad.

And I'll date your dad.

We're going to have the models walk in. They're going to get checked in.

Then we're going to move over to here.

We're going to bop them over to Karina to pick out a lash.

Last but not least, Heather's going to be shooting them in real time.

Okay. I think we're about ready. You may as well go ahead and get started.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

If I take control.

What's going on?

What are you having sex?

What are you doing?

And last one. Come on.

She's extra. She is extra.

Start bringing people in? Do it.

That's so cute. Yay. Thank you. Hi.

Hi.

Do you know what we're doing today?

You have to put a lash in. Yeah. Okay. I'll be following you. Aw. I love that.

We wanted to put a lash on you. And if you're feeling nervous, I'll come over

and make you laugh and it'll be fine. It's going to be perfection.

casting for love scene we have new lashes that are launching in target and

need to take images and we also want to refresh our website do you wear makeup

yourself yeah what i'm looking for is that light behind the eyes and and

who after you put the lash on they're like i love these like because that then

will come through on the camera how did you find out about this you i'm happy

you're on tiktok I am on TikTok, and I talk about my dating, how ugly it was.

You're not dating now, or you are dating now? I am finally in a relationship,

but I would like to... Hi, how are you? Hi, this is Selena. Selena, this is Cy.

Nice to meet you.

I invited Cy for a couple of reasons. I am an older white woman, and when

someone comes in for a casting, I think it's so critical to see someone that

looks like them so that they know that the person who's looking at them sees

them. A girl better have eaten because I'm not dating her.

So how did you meet your boo?

Walking outside of... Stop.

I don't think I can burn a call and tell her where she needs to meet her next. I

photograph natural hair. That's something I struggled with growing up.

things that people have told me is ugly and then photograph me in a powerful

way. You're cute.

I know. All right, let's put a lash on her. Come on. Look, she's like, I'm

Have you ever done any modeling before?

No. Really?

Are you nervous?

Me a little bit. It's okay.

You're doing great. Did you have a nickname when you were growing up? Yes.

It was given by my brother.

He couldn't say my name. He called me Marnie.

That's so sweet.

So that stuck with me. My mom still calls me that.

My name's not my real name.

I'll tell you a really weird story that'll probably make you laugh. My name

Judith when I was growing up.

and I never felt like a Judith. My brother used to tease me.

So the first day of college, our teacher said, if you have a nickname, like,

tell me now. Today's the day.

So I was like, okay, but I had to pick something, and the only thing that could

come to mind was my brother used to call me.

Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, tell ya.

Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, tell ya. Oh, my God.

No.

I'm going to call you Jenna, tell ya from now on. That's all I'm going to

you. Watching Jenna bringing out this vulnerability in herself to calm someone

else's nerves, I thought was the sweetest and most admirable thing. I

scream it.

Cool. Thanks, Si. Okay, I love you so much. I'm going to get you a nameplate

now. But at the same time, like, you are telling your secrets to a complete

stranger, but you cannot tell your friends?

Everybody needs to know.

I think we need to take a break.

Okay. I'll show you around. Actually, let's look at the photos that you

have. Well, here, you can come and look, see how it's going.

Oh, my God, I loved her.

I'm obsessed with her.

I have a genetic disorder. I have no eyelashes.

So that's why I decided to make a brand of eyelashes that were what I wanted to

wear. And so, love thing was born.

Oh, my God. So cheeky. Love it. Thank you, Heather, for taking pictures of me.

This is very nice casting. It's very nice to watch some of the things that

do behind the scenes.

I do really appreciate you coming. Thank you for having me. Also, how are you

feeling? I know that you and your girlfriend broke up.

Thanks. I mean, it's funny. Thank you.

Yeah. Probably don't want to talk about it, but... Breakups are difficult.

Yeah, it's hard.

I'm okay being alone.

I just distract myself.

I exercise.

I read. I eat a lot of ice cream.

Usually I do things that I find I don't do as much when I'm in a relationship.

Oh, it's so weird.

The holidays and stuff, I'm like, cool. I know, you're going to make me cry. You

know I don't like that.

I don't want to cry either. Make me feel... Make you feel wiggly? Make me

like, emotional. I don't like it.

Do we need to revisit last night?

Oh, can we talk about the fact that you left her?

Just walked out. Irish goodbye. I think Aaron's going to be pissed at you for

leaving, just so you know.

I honestly, between you and I, don't.

I wish I had that. I was hungry.

Well, she thought it was rude that you left.

I'll deal with it.

I'm sure you will.

I have to, like, make dinner.

I think you need a glass of wine.

Want ice?

Sure.

Thank you.

I'm so tired.

I'm so tired.

It was such a good party.

Everybody. It was amazing.

Everybody has been blowing up my phone.

Oh, my God, it was so amazing. The food was so good. It was such a fun party.

Although I have reservations on, like, you know, my girlfriends.

What do you mean?

I just feel like the way they behave, I don't know.

Like, it just rubbed me the wrong way.

How can they behave?

Kelly told me apparently they were talking during our vows. That was them?

First

of

all, I didn't even say bye.

I mean, that's just so beyond rude.

Coupled with the fact that they're talking during the vows. Yeah, it was

It was disrespectful, honestly.

Yeah. Frankly, they just should have known better. Like, just shut your

And also, if someone comes up to you and says, you're being rude and loud, just

be like, oh, my God, I'm sorry.

Party etiquette. You know how the vows, like, were delayed?

Yeah. So I think it was Jethel.

It's like, so cute you guys are renewing your vows. So I told them how we didn't

do our vows before. Right. So the friend is like, oh, so technically you can get

out of the marriage.

If you didn't say vows, then technically you're not married.

No, there's a contract. Come on now.

Are you kidding?

Whatever. You can get out of the marriage?

Yeah. Did you laugh? I laughed.

Oh, thanks.

But I thought it was weird.

Given the setting, it was just weird.

First of all, our kids were right there.

What if they had heard it? I'm just saying. That's not acceptable to me. I'm

sorry. It's really not.

Listen. Is that a child?

It's a child.

Let's ignore him. No, I'm not going to ignore him. I'm going to go in there. It

doesn't sound like a serious car. I'll be right back.

I'm not going to ignore him. It really pisses me off. She came in.

She started some shit.

She said rude things to my husband.

She wore her sunglasses the whole time. Then she walked out. Sometimes she

doesn't have tact.

And it really pissed me off.

It was kind of funny at the time.

I don't know why you're laughing. I'm like disgusted. It was funny. How is

funny that she's joking about that you should be?

I hear you.

In retrospect, it was not the time and place.

I'm like sick to my stomach.

I just don't even know how I'm supposed to be in the same room as her.

You know I can't be safe.

Oh, I know. I don't know how.

Coming up.

To bring up divorce with my husband at my 10 -year anniversary party. If you

accuse me of flirting with a married man, it's going to really get real.

It's a really cool little area.

This area?

Welcome. We have a reservation at DeGestel right this way. Thank you.

Enjoy your tour. We'll be right over. Thank you.

It feels good to be out.

I know.

It's been such a crazy week. I am so tired.

I think I'm going to do an espresso martini. Okay.

It goes with my dress.

Every time I drink, I get major anxiety because we have to wake up at 6 in the

morning.

I thought my mom would be like, she wakes up early in England, but here

waking up at 8 a .m. I don't see her till at least 8 .30. I thought she was

doing more.

When you see fingerprints on tables and stuff, can you just clean it up? Because

it just accumulates. Every time we see something, we clean just so. Then how

come nothing looks clean?

It's not good to have her here, though. Think about...

what it's going to be like when she actually does leave.

We have the nanny, yes, but... I know, and the thing is, is I'm going to get

really, really busy because I've been out of the game for so long, and to be

honest, like, I'm missing out on a lot of things.

I've always worn several hats, but now I feel like I'm wearing a hundred hats.

I have to pick.

The twins' clothes.

I have to pick Puppet's clothes.

I have to figure out what they want for breakfast. Do we need to buy another

diaper size?

And then it's work stuff.

I have to answer emails.

I have to go on Zoom calls. I have to make sure I look amazing for the Zoom

calls. You know, it's just non -stop.

I need an espresso martini.

Classic espresso martini? Yeah, I think that's beautiful.

Old -fashioned.

The hardest thing is having two babies at the same time. Like, God bless all

twin moms and triplet moms and I don't even know, octomom?

How the...

Ever since I was a kid, my lucky number has always been three.

Ever since I've been a kid.

Two has been just a great number for me.

I am dead serious. It took so many years, hundreds of thousands of dollars

get these frozen embryos, and I think that the castle deserves a little

princess, so we're definitely going for it, whether you like it or not.

My dad keeps asking me when we're going to have a baby girl. He really wants us

to have a child.

Your parents don't even know he's on IVF so far. I mean, how are they so

confident that you're going to have a girl?

They might in their world could be another boy.

I do have to talk about it. To my mom, I feel really bad. Like, I feel like I'm,

like, lying to her.

In Indian culture, if you can't have children, it's such a taboo. I just

to keep it to myself.

Your mom doesn't know you did it?

No. I know it's not. I've told you since you were pregnant with the first kid,

you need to tell your mom. I mean, it has to be brought up now because of the

fact that you are considering having a third child. I know. And I don't think

you understand, like, how.

Traumatizing those two years, like, were.

Like, to want something so bad is to have everyone ask you, like, when are

going to get pregnant, when are you going to get pregnant, and it's not

Like, I couldn't talk about it to people.

But she's still your mother, and she deserves to know the truth.

I know. And she should know the truth.

I think sharing IVF is very important for just insanity, to talk about things

with someone, but also from the... worrying perspective of her mother i

want her mom finding out through someone else we had a kid's first birthday

party in london and the entire time the entire england family thinks these are

natural they are natural they are natural i'll figure it out i need to

bend my pr like you know narrative i'll tell my mom in due time

It's an extraordinary car because it has all of these differences.

Oh, goodness gracious me. Engine number one. He knows nothing about cars.

I'm the classic.

She's trouble. She looks it.

Oh, yes, definitely.

Have you come to make sure that I get into trouble here?

Yes, yes.

Gideon and I were together a total of five years.

When Gideon proposed, we were actually broken up for about a couple months.

And I was seeing someone else.

And outside at the Ritz -Carlton, all the speakers at sunset, everything

playing this really beautiful rendition of If I Could Walk 500 Miles.

And then all of a sudden I see Gideon come around the corner with my dog and

flowers. The worst thing you'll ever have to do is call your boyfriend and

him that you're engaged to someone else.

Take a look at this car.

That is a 1965 Bentley S3

Flying Spur Continental.

Take a look.

Only 18 of these were ever made.

And see what happens to you as you spit in it.

It's so nice.

Isn't there something special about that? It has the B crest on the front of

Didn't I have a thing for a while that I wanted to Bentley because of the B? And

I said, I think it's meant to be.

Yes. For my birthday, how about this?

Come on, I've never said no to you in my life. I know. Just once.

When we met, one of the reasons why we hit it off is because I love classic

cars. He's literally a Prince Charming. I didn't open a door for five years. I

didn't pick up one cab. I can't even stand up at a dinner table without him

jumping up.

I just got this about a month ago. I've been after it for three years. Really?

Yeah. He's a Disney prince.

Half my friends, some of my family chose him.

I've got to make a phone call. Okay. I'm going to let you sit here and think

about it. We won't drive away. Okay.

Do you think he's playing a kind of a long game?

Oh, God, I hope not. I don't know.

Fancy meeting you here. Oh. That wasn't the first line that you used when we met

on Tinder. No, but I seem to recall. No, it was actually.

You know, I was just thinking this the other day.

Tinder was on, like, beta.

Yeah. And some guy on there, basically, he asked if I wanted a dick pic. And I

was like, this is gross. This is why I don't do online dating, et cetera.

Because I'm going through and I'm deleting.

You meant delete me. And I go to yours, and there's this paragraph, and it's

like, Top of the morning to you. Hope you're having a lovely day. Thank you so

much for swiping right on me. I would love to perhaps take you out for a cup

tea one day. And yours truly, Gideon. And I remember reading it and being

this is a good guy. And I remember being like, sure, I'll get a cup of tea with

you. My recollection is that you are the most beautiful person I've ever seen in

my life.

Okay. Why don't you sell my engagement ring and then you can buy this car?

Okay, so do you have it or not?

You know I have it.

I feel carsick.

I remember specifically, I was walking on 57th Street, and I saw my reflection

in a mirror, and I saw the ring. It was like four or five carats. Stupid

beautiful. And then I realized that I was going to be someone's wife.

And I remember just panicking.

Because I see myself as little Brynn with the little afro. Like, I didn't see

myself as someone's wife. But yeah, I wasn't ready.

Crazy enough, I went to a psychic. You know I love psychics.

You know, I've got to admit, actually, that I have been toying with the idea of

knowing someone myself. Stop it. You made fun of me for years. I know.

This psychic told me everything's all good under the hood. I'll probably have

cat 40, and it's going to be a boy. Which is good, because I want boys.

The world doesn't need another of these. Another of these. Could you imagine? I

think that's a rather delightful idea, frankly.

I don't know. I might go and talk to them about the egg freezing thing. I

know. With inflation, eggs are just, the cost of eggs have just gone up.

Oh, indeed.

Pipe of milk as well. Yeah.

I've been thinking about freezing my eggs for a few years. Creating a family

myself is the only thing in my life right now that I want the most.

And I don't have. I would love to be able to do it right. But it's like

I don't have like forever.

I might look 25, but I'm not.

So I need to get my shit together.

I think I should go to the egg freezing place in a chicken costume and just go

in and be like.

I don't know if they take you too seriously.

Come on and make a decision on this thing.

I need an answer.

Elliot, we'll take it.

Coming up.

Okay, so there are some things that, like, I've been wanting to tell you.

Mm -hmm.

Okay? Yeah, I'm okay.

I wish it was something good.

But I love how we were both wearing our sunglasses.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Enjoy. Hello.

Ladies, would you like to start with a drink? Yes. Do you like sparkling water?

Let's just buy some margarita. And then can we also just get the classic Greek

salad? My pleasure.

What? Your hair is fine.

Fine? Yes.

As long as you... When are you going to grow your hair? You need to grow it.

Grow my hair? Yeah. But once it grows, it goes so flat.

Yeah. I hate it.

You can always add layers.

No, I can't do that. No? I don't have time. This is it.

Mom. Yes, you and dad by yourself in the house. You have so much time. You are

like... That's how I am? Like a chihuahua? Yes.

Okay.

You're perfect, right? Yeah.

What do you mean, yeah?

I am.

My mom is my best friend. We're super close.

Believe me, as an Indian girl growing up... I've kept many secrets from my

mother. Margaret, lovely. Thank you.

You know, Mom, it's literally 12 o 'clock.

I mean, why not?

You know, I would sneak a whole bloody outfit in my backpack and go to a

girlfriend's house for a sleepover and off I am to a nightclub. Cheers, Mumsy.

Cheers, baby.

IVF is probably the most serious secret. And it's something that lives with me

and I need to get it off my chest.

I can't believe dad has literally dropped Kai on his head like five times

already. Well, I'm very scared when the kids are with him. Yesterday, you were

mad at me because you said I called him a shithead.

Respect. I do respect him. I'm very respectful.

You call dad a shithead too sometimes.

He is a shithead sometimes.

You have to practice what you preach.

My mom and dad were like...

Very, very strict.

I didn't want that for you guys. You were strict.

I wasn't that strict. Mom, you were very strict.

I was.

Yeah, of course you were. And I wish I can be with you. I know. And support

I get it. Be there. Yes. Okay. So, that being said, there are some things that,

like, I've been wanting to tell you.

Mm -hmm.

It took me a really long time to get pregnant.

I started naturally, and it wasn't working.

suggested IVF.

I was not crazy about the idea, but what were they going to do? I was 36 at

this point. It was my only option.

I did one round.

It didn't work.

And then we basically ended up doing a second round.

It didn't work.

Oh, no.

Okay.

So... At that point, I was like, like, this is now we're 50 grand in, still no

baby. And this is also like six months of like injections and hormones. And

the hormones are awful.

You know, you have to like inject yourself in your stomach like every

two weeks. Oh, my God.

So imagine me telling you all this stuff and like you're... I would have taken

the next flight.

I know you would have.

You know me. I know you would have.

When I get a cold, my mom doesn't sleep.

She, like, calls me first thing in the morning. Oh, my God, how are you

Oh, my God. She internalizes it. Sleepless nights, doesn't eat. I don't

to go through that just because I'm going through what I'm going through.

It would have been nice if you had spoken to me and said to me, hey, Mom.

I know.

It's not like how to cry.

It's just... I don't want to worry you.

That's all.

You know, you really internalize everything.

You know?

You do.

Don't cry.

I don't know what to say.

Mom.

It's... Mom.

It's not like... Look, at the end of the day, yes, it was, like, not ideal.

I know, but...

No, I know. I know. I know you would have. You would have been amazing.

Yeah. But the thing is, is, like, we're very tough to talk about this stuff

because in our culture, for some reason, if I had made it public knowledge, what

do you think the response would have been?

Gossip. Right.

A lot of gossip. A lot of gossip. That's how it is.

A lot of, like, oh, my God, did you hear so -and -so can't get my things?

Do you know how many times, like, I've heard that? I know.

I don't like it. I agree with you. I knew it was going to be fine. I knew it

going to be fine.

And it was.

And I got two for the price of one. Like, hello?

This is like the biggest bargain you could ever get, you know?

Now I understand, Jess. I know how you felt.

And it's fine.

It all happened for the good, okay?

It's been really hard to not talk about it with her, and I needed to get it off

my chest.

And especially now since we're thinking about, well, I'm thinking about baby

number three, I would really love for her to be by my side as I go through the

next stage of my journey.

I'm glad you opened up. I'm glad you said this to me.

Well, so I want to have number three. Hang on a minute.

Three is my number.

That is not going to go away.

But you can't even manage the two.

Mama.

Coming up... Is this your same brother that has called you genitalia?

Genitalia?

Thank you so much for doing this. No, thank you. I had such a fun time.

It was so silly.

It's not the same thing. It's not the arts club.

It's way more decorated.

It's more decorated, and we've got to get a bar because we've got to loosen

up. The holidays are such a lovely and beautiful time. And for some people,

including myself, there's parts of it that can be rough. So I like to direct

my energy into the happy, nice things, which include decorating, and

specifically with close friends.

For being creative is to be a little inebriated. Yeah, there you go.

I love it

When

you're

on just so you feel loved when she's happy to see you she's truly happy to

you

And she doesn't take yourself seriously.

She's lighthearted and funny and a face cadet. You said ho, ho, ho.

Yes. I mean, it's not I'm covered, but you know.

Cheers. Cheers.

And happy holidays. And happy holidays to you. Thanks for coming. Of course

is the type of place that you like. This is so cute.

Oh, my God. Who is that? What is going on?

What is it? Don't let them in. I don't know who that is. It's off the street.

This is a private party.

Could you help? I totally need help. Oh, my God. I didn't quite take into

consideration that I might need help. Are you carrying Jenna Lyon's

Did she bring her own decor?

Maybe Jenna's a secret, like, intense crafter or something.

Is she bringing her own supplies?

Because she's rolling deep with some baggage here.

Okay. Hey. Jenna Lyons. Oh, hi.

Is that it?

That's it. Oh, my goodness.

This is the last time I'm going to get to see everyone before the holidays. So

this is like a bag, sort of a culmination of some of my favorite

products that I love, and all female and small businesses.

So here's my Santa pack.

Hi. Give it to me. I love Santa Claus. I know. What did you bring?

I've been collecting all these presents for you guys. You're collecting

presents?

Rhapsody and White's here. Oh, hello.

Ho, ho, ho.

I almost did a Winter White. Damn. I love someone who overdresses.

It makes me happy. Like, if everyone was perfect and normal all the time, it

would be boring.

How are you?

Good. How are you feeling? You do smell good.

You know.

There's some food from Bubby's.

Um, is there oatmeal?

You know what I want?

Brown avocado?

This is not my vibe.

I have my standards, okay? I'm not going to eat fried food for breakfast.

Not so many healthy options, I see.

I mean... Oh, sorry, Brynn.

I guess the food is an up -to -side standard, but Cy always complains about

food. Is this a table, Matt?

What is this? It's your plate, Matt.

Cy is bitching and complaining. I mean, it's what New Yorkers do best.

What's up, bitches?

Oh, yeah. Well, she's not feeling good, right? She's still not feeling good.

I'm over it.

What? Being sick?

Being sick.

Yeah, I know. It's frustrating.

I literally have not seen her in, what, three weeks? I know. Wait, Jenna, how's

your brother?

Has he touched down? Oh, my God. Speaking, is this your same brother that

called you Jenitalia?

Jenitalia?

i was bonding with jenna yeah yeah clearly that bonding was very intimate

am with jenna thank you for having me but i'm so happy you came actually very

was amazing it was really nice it was a casting for love scene i'm sorry are you

cold i'm cold but anyway there was this one girl she was super nervous and to

break the ice she said something personal about herself which i thought

really nice and she brought up the fact that her name is actually judith judith

Judith, to me, lives on the Upper East Side. She wears pink wool and shops at

Bergdorf.

That's not Jenna Lyons.

Who are you, Judith?

Her name is not Jenna at all.

And when she went to college, her professor was like, does anyone have a

nickname that they would like to go by? And the only thing she can think of was

a name that her brother would call her.

Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, tell ya.

So she raised her hand and she said...

You know what's crazy when you think you know someone, and then you realize that

that's not even their real name?

I'm like, you know, and I don't go around checking people's ID, you know.

I go through people's wallets, don't get me wrong. But I don't look at the name

on the ID.

Judith, what's your middle name?

My middle name was Agar.

Agar? Judith Agar.

Yeah, this is great. This is like a Game of Thrones thing. I love this show.

I changed it when I got married to Jenna Lyons -Mazot. And then when I got

divorced, I dropped Mazot. And so now I don't have a middle name. You don't need

to have a name. You can just be like Jay.

Here's the only issue is that I have all my shirts monogrammed, which I know if

I'm super obnoxious. I love the monogram.

You like the three initials? I like the three initials, but I don't have three

anymore. I have all these old... You have JFL. I coined that from like... You

know what?

I actually might do that. I'm Jenna Lyons.

Great.

I'll take it. JFL.

The energy that's coming in is not very merry or jolly or bright.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Hi. You okay?

Yeah. What's up? Hi.

Why is everybody low energy today?

I know. I'm not.

I've been up since 5 .30. I decided to go to this wreath making because I'm

pissed off. I want to ruin her party. Just like she ruined mine.

Okay, let's do it. Okay, now what do we do? Now I'm going to show you all the

characters. The wreath is your container.

And you don't have to fill the whole thing.

Everything doesn't have to be even.

Because asymmetry is your friend.

Not for my boobs. That's why I got them done.

There. $17 ,000 later.

That's it.

Hey, let the games begin.

Okay.

So how are we supposed to get it in here? You're going to... I have to cut

and stick it in.

So many sexual innuendos.

This is going to take hours.

I'm very focused right now.

This is harder than it looks.

I do odds and cross with my two -year -old.

I don't do it for fun.

These girls, I think they failed pre -K because they can't even glue.

We're just trying to make reads.

It's not that big of a deal.

And I don't know what I'm doing, to be fair. I'm just, like, throwing shit at a

wall and hoping it sticks or it intertwines.

What's everybody doing for the holidays?

Um, the tanks are in town from London.

The tanks are in town from London.

I'm going to the Dominican Republic. You are?

You're going to PR?

Can I come with you? Like four different families with a bunch of kids. That's

going to be so fun, though. Are you guys getting a villa?

We have a house. We have a huge, huge house with like our closest cousins.

Actually, if you had stuck around at my event, you would have seen the speech

from our cousins who were very close. There were so many people giving

at your event. I couldn't hear a thing, to be honest with you.

You left and you didn't say goodbye.

I was hungry.

There was like no... That's not a reason to leave somebody's event and not say

goodbye.

I think it's incredibly rude, and I think you have bad manner.

I don't care.

I tried to say goodbye, but you literally were taking forever to change

mood. No, I wasn't. They all waited. Nobody else cared. I was hungry.

I mean, it's just not nice. It's a bad manner. I go from zero to 100 when I'm

hungry. I know. Before I would go off on anyone. There was tons of food. No,

there wasn't. Yes, there was. And every single person after the event said the

food was incredible.

I do not eat meat. There was, like, piggies in a blanket.

There was, like, things that I could not eat.

Sorry if that offended you. You don't even care.

I don't. I don't care.

I'm getting so annoyed with the thighs hungry excuse.

Like, maybe you should get that checked out. It seems like you have, like, a

worm in your stomach. There's something wrong.

Do you have...

What do you got to eat? I thought you were cooking.

I don't smell anything.

Do you mind if we stop at provisions?

Oh, my God. A girl's got to eat. My kids get in bad moods when they're hungry.

You're 40 -something.

Eat. I came, I saw, and I left.

Yep.

Thank you for that. Wait, she gets a thank you? Not an actual thank you. And

you're not getting any sort of thank you or anything nice from me because what

you did was horrendous.

What did I do? What did I do in comparison to everyone else? Because she

go up to Abe and say, hey, when you get divorced, please let me know at my

anniversary party.

Do you think it's normal to do that? You don't know what you're talking about. I

don't know what I'm talking about. You said, wow, so you're not actually

because at your first wedding, you didn't actually say vows. Is that what I

said? Yeah, that's what you said. So wait, if you didn't say vows, then

technically you're not married.

And then you said, whenever you're ready to get divorced, please let me know.

Once you're ready.

You don't say that at somebody's anniversary party. You don't do that.

was there. She was doing it in Brynn -like style. Maybe then tell her to stop

laughing at my jokes.

Whatever you do, don't mess up and say, I hate taking Brynn.

It's a reference to friends.

You know, Ross and Rachel, it was funny.

I was doing it a bit.

I'm making jokes. And Abe's like, he can take it. And he's giving it back, too.

It was a joke. Everyone was laughing. I was laughing.

I don't care if it's a joke to bring up divorce with my husband at my 10 -year

anniversary party. I didn't bring up divorce. She definitely didn't bring up

divorce. I didn't say it's divorce, dude.

You did.

You weren't even there. What are you talking about? She definitely didn't

the D word.

Divorce. Of course. Trial separation.

Yeah, I call him Abe the Babe.

How are you mad about this? But when I wake up in your bed and I joke about

B. Because I'm there.

All right, I'm going to make coffee before I do anything. I need it,

All right, I need a plan B.

What kind of Christmas holiday is like sitting across from a bunch of Grinches?

That's not a big deal.

We all know Brynn loves to flirt. That's what she does.

Does she really want your husband?

No. I know women that are out to get your husband.

This was not that moment.

I'm sorry that you weren't there and you heard a version of the story. And for

whatever reason, it upset you. It's one thing after another. But no, no, but

it's not one thing after another. And if you accuse me of flirting with a

married man, it's going to really get real. Don't, don't, don't. You weren't

flirting with him? What were you doing?

This is the difference.

between Brynn and most of my friends. Brynn digs her heel. She doesn't take

ownership. She can't apologize and move on.

I'm done. You guys have fun. I'll take my thick wreath.

She flirts while ordering steak.

It's just the way she operates.

I personally think Erin maybe took it a little seriously. It doesn't need to be

a big thing. It's become a big thing.

That's beautiful.

I'm really good at designing, and you guys all suck. Bye.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Happy New Year.

Okay, I don't want to be here anymore.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas. Happy New Year.

Are we letting her go? Yes.

Really? It's Christmas. Like, if she's cranky, let her go.

Yeah. I think it was a bit traumatic, but I guess she was having a bad day.

Maybe it was the brown avocado.

I get it.

You need a moment.

I don't want someone to feel bad.

Feel bad about what? She can't seriously think I was flirting with her.

You've never said...

I think she's just sensitive. And I want to acknowledge what she's going

through, but I would like to actually have a sane conversation on why do you

feel this way? Because she knows me, and that's absurd.

I just, like, freaked out on Brynn.

I'm, like, shaking right now. I just, like, walked out of the whole thing. Are

you serious?

Yeah, I just, like, I don't know. Like, I just feel like she doesn't stop. Like,

she's just, like, weird. I don't know what her problem is.

I told you she's rude.

She was rude, right? Like, she was telling me that I'm making it up. You're

a bitch. And then she wore sunglasses as if it was, like, honey. Like, honey,

you're not celebrity.

I know. I know.

All right, I'm going to, like, I'm going to go to work. I'll call you when I get

to the office.

Okay, I love you. Love you. Bye.

Wow.

It's just a genuine box of gifts. Oh, my God. This one's for you.

Oh, my God. I love.

Oh, thank you, Jess.

And then this bag is for you. Oh, my God.

Oh, shut up.

I love gifts. I love receiving gifts. I specifically love expensive gifts for

men. I love gifts.

But when it comes in bulk, it's kind of a little weird. I don't understand it.

Oh, my God.

This is actually my favorite travel bag.

Oh, that's awesome. It's the best. I love it. It really is. You can hang it

the back of the door.

Wipes. Oh, you need the wipes, girl. Wipes.

For your booty hole. What is this? It's an all -natural beauty. Oh, my God. Look

at this packaging.

Jenna, you're so soulful always.

I think she's hyper -aware of our past experience together.

I'm a fucking Christmas tree. I would never wear this.

I absolutely hate this.

I'm on a thank you tour now. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. This is

a great week at Fag. Thank you. Thank you so much.

It's amazing. Great.

Thank you. Can we just get cash value for this bag?

I will say your sponsored gifts are really nice.

Well, that's not a sponsored gift. I actually made it. No, I know that. I'm

saying anything with your name on it. Oh, thanks. I like to call it sponsored.

Fair, fair. But this is very pretty. I like this.

I'm glad you like it.

jenna's great with the gift i love the gift but at this point i think there's

some sort of ulterior motive considering every gift has her name or a collab on

it you lie sponsored by jenna lions everyone that's what i truly truly feel

no matter how much she's like no i love you kind hearts rainbows unicorn here's

a bracelet today Swag Bag is sponsored by Jenna Lyons. Jenna, are these all

braids? I don't think Jenna has an expectation that we're all going to

social. I think she has an assumption or a hope that we all will.

Oh, my God.

Hi. What is this?

They're all gorg.

They're not.

Stop being so down on yourself. Brian, that was a shit.

Come on, hold yours.

I'm holding it up for you. I don't want to. Just get home.

Happy holidays, kids. I'm sorry.

I hate everybody.

I think you're done.

Wow. I was not overcooked, but thank you. Have a great holiday. It was great.

Thank you so much. Should we FaceTime Uba?

Oh, yeah. Show Uba all the great stuff that we got. I love a good trucker

Pigtail, we missed you.

Oh my god, Uba. We're over this.

It's like your birthday.

First of all, you're missing all of this.

I know, it's really not fun.

She wants to know if you have food here today. Just put the phone by the food

and let her just... Yeah, just let her marinate on that. You sit over there

your food, baby.

All you can eat. You do your thing.

I'll be over here.

Girl, I saw the food.

I'm actually happy I went down over there.

Call you soon.

Enjoy the food.

Bye, love.

Still to come this season on The Real Housewives of New York City.

Oh, God.

If

your

wife did not have sex with you for a year and a half, what would happen?

I would fuck other women.

Jenna says, I'm not flying down with you guys because I don't fly coach.

Do you actually believe that I didn't come with you because I didn't want to

coach? I do.

Actions have consequences, Jenna.

Good morning.

Why are you mad at me?

I literally put myself on a control cruise.

Cruise control. Whatever the fuck it is.

This, my friend, is dessert.

I think I just need more champagne.

Did you know her husband is going to Vietnam?

What's going to Vietnam? I know some things that aren't Vietnam.

Erin's, like, now in her ear. Or sitting on her shoulder or whatever the f***ing

parrots do.

This is my pet parrot. This is my pet parrot. Don't talk to her. No, don't

to my pet parrot. No, no, no.

No. No,

no, you are a bitch. Bipolar bitches turn from normal to crazy.

And she didn't tell me, so I told her. She said on camera.

It was not on f***ing camera.

This is, like, jewelry.

For your butt.

But that's what I'm saving for my husband.

And that's understandable.