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Previously on The Real Housewives of New York City.

Jenna kindly gave everyone gifts. It's lingerie.

You couldn't stand the gift that she gave you. Oh my God. I hate it.

I would be pissed.

Jeff will say anything about me.

She said, I got carried away and I felt like the cackling hag from getting up on

me. Cackling hag?

I remember I have like a real family.

It didn't feel like a real family? Yeah. I'm not close with most any of my

relatives. It's painful.

It's hard.

So I'm thinking, why don't we do a Friendsgiving at my house?

Stop it!

Jenna's here!

Oh, wait, I have to help.

Hi, welcome.

Happy Friendsgiving. Oh, oh, hi.

We're all thankful.

I get why it's so difficult for you, and I feel like Thanksgiving is probably

the hardest.

Yeah, it's like family and coming together and everything, and it's just,

not an often situation.

There's, like, abuse and neglect and, like...

I wasn't picked up for like six days or my diaper wasn't changed.

My

grandma,

my mom's mom, came in and she adopted us.

And I was scared I was going to get taken away.

But I just remember for three years I was scared. I was scared out of my mind.

It was fucked up.

So at what point?

Did things start looking better?

Or didn't they?

I was so upset that I actually, like, I was a first grader and I, like, drank a

bottle of Diamond Tap because I wanted to sleep forever.

I'm sorry, Brynn.

It's heartbreaking.

I saw, like, her little girl remembering not being cared for. Like, she's such a

beautiful, vivacious, funny, warm, smart girl. And to think of that living in

her head.

It just feels awful.

It was really, like, it upset me a lot.

If I'm cute enough and funny enough and smart enough and clever enough and I

don't complain, then they'll let me stay where I want to.

It's so heart -wrenching. She went through a level of trauma that I don't

anyone in this room can understand.

So I get why she doesn't want to talk about it. So when she does, I feel like

should all rally and be with her.

And my dad f***ed off, revoked all rights as a father.

He went from, like, living in, like, the ghetto.

Depth of prison, everything, and then just, like... Did he ever try and find

you? Yeah.

When I was a senior in high school, and I get a call.

My father, who I think maybe talked to twice in my life, he was dying. He was

the ICU.

Developed cirrhosis of the liver, liver cancer.

And we had a lovely relationship. Like, I went up every weekend.

Did he apologize for being absent? He did.

And he said there was never a day in his life that he didn't look in the mirror

and look at a momster.

You know, and I forgave him, because what the f*** do you do? You forgive

Which is why I don't like Thanksgiving that much. November 12th, he died.

I think that you turned out pretty f***ing great.

And you really are pretty spectacular.

Warm and beautiful. Like, really impressive woman. Thank you.

There are so many people that would let that fail them, and you didn't. But you

choose. You overcame, baby. Exactly.

Yeah. Brynn's experiences and how she grew up definitely shape who she is.

I didn't know all of this about Brynn. I love that she trusts us as her friends,

and it feels like a safe space for her to share with us.

And I want to make a toast to you.

To built -in family, we love you. Thank you so much, guys. Thank you, guys.

To my food stand bitch.

To getting stopped in November.

Oh, yeah.

People ask, how am I so happy? And I generally am, and I'm not even on

anymore. I'm so happy because, like, I've...

It felt so much pain. That's why I'm just happy all the time because I know

sides. You choose happiness and it's so much better to just be happy.

Literally, I was like crying half the day today. Like, I feel so much better

again. I feel good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think a lot of people feel sad around the holidays.

Yeah, for sure.

Not me.

Not this bitch.

No family.

The city is empty.

Everything is 50 % off.

Great. Oh, wait, guys. I don't know if anyone is free next Thursday.

No. But I'm hosting. No, no, no. I am. Oh, good. I'm hosting a little event,

like a little cocktail for a designer that I represent.

Okay. It's at my place.

Very casual. Dip in, dip out. Say hi.

But, yeah, and it's going, like, the proceeds are going towards, like, this

beautiful charity that helps build schools in India. Like, it's a very cool

event. I know. I think I have three minutes. I may not be able to, but I...

do you have?

I don't actually remember, but all I know is... You just have something that

you'd rather be doing?

I guess so.

I'm definitely going to come. I might be late.

Yeah, no pressure at all.

Very fun.

This is so delicious. This is delicious. I'm so excited. I'm so happy. It's

taking me back straight to my homeland. What kind of fish is this?

Branzino. Branzino. Oh, my God.

That's insane.

My main concern was to feed everyone and make sure they didn't talk shit about

me and my house. Lucky you. You think we would come over and talk shit about you

and your house? I had nice toilet paper.

You're obsessed with toilet paper. Sorry, I was just going to talk shit

you. You're so obsessed with toilet paper.

Erin, what kind of toilet paper is this that you have in here?

You have your own pack.

Is this recyclable? It won't break down. Oh, my God.

At least better than being cackling hags in the Hamptons.

That was mean.

What do you mean? What

do

you mean? I mean, do you know that we were the

Hampton cackling hag?

You and I? I said you guys were a bunch of cackling hags. It's a British term,

you guys.

Brits are crude. We say bollocks, bugger, shag, twat.

Cackling hags is like saying hi or cheerio, but also Erin's like a cat.

waiting to pounce on everything I say.

Wait, what do you mean? What is cackling a hack? It's like what we're doing

right now. It's like loud and like cackling. No, it's like a bullshit.

You don't like that. I don't think it's nice.

Oh, my God. I think it's an endearment. I just think somebody's a cackling hack.

I don't think it's mean. No, it's not. I don't think it's mean. You're being

kind. If she called me a cackling hack, I would be totally fine.

Jenna, you're a cackling old hack.

Old? I mean, cackling hack. Yeah, now it's old. Now we're old cackling hacks.

She also says whatever the hell she wants at any time. And she doesn't think

about the repercussions or how people are going to take it.

Should I call you a stupid bitch and be like, oh, stupid bitch.

No big deal. It's what we say in New York.

Okay,

Jessalyn, here's the one thing. Is that just, like, at least just be like, you

know what, I said it. I did say I said it. But don't try to redefine it post

-mortem. It could be received in different ways.

Do you want to take it back?

No, I said it. That's how much... Yes, dude. You're shitting for sure. I was

talking with Jenna and I said, you guys, I felt like I was getting ambushed and

that you guys were like a bunch of cackling old heads.

I feel like you were annoyed the whole weekend. I feel like you didn't have a

good time. And then you'd like, sometimes I'd look at you and you'd look

miserable. Honestly, like not happy.

I need to get out. I need to go home and see my kids and give them dinner.

No. Look, guys, I miss my kids. I mean, it's kind of like one of the first.

Well, second time I've ever been away from them. Like, there's a lot of things

that I'm not going to, like, just. Why don't you tell us? How am I supposed to

know that?

I thought you were miserable.

You kept saying to us, I have to see my kids. Give me the phone. I have to see

my kids. And you were so irritated.

And then I texted you that night. Yeah. And I said, hi, honey, are you okay?

Yeah. Because I knew you were angry.

And what did I say to you? And you said, I'm good. I'm going out.

So you talk all day about you wanting to... That was the day after. Oh, no,

no, no, no, no. Okay, but if it was that day, it was for a work thing. Because I

had to go to a work dinner that night. I thought you were not working. And I had

to feed my kids, and I had to get ready, and I had to go to a work dinner.

You're working now?

Of course I am.

I didn't know you were currently working. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. I

we've got to work.

Mom is going to ring me on the phone. I hear you, but I just didn't know. I

really didn't know.

Yeah, no, I'm working.

So condescending.

I've been a fashion publicist for almost 20 years. I've worked my whole life.

I'm really not sure why she's so confused.

Jessel told me she was taking a break from work after she had the twins. She

never told me she started again.

I'm not a mood reader.

Jessel, when's the last time that you came?

Came where?

I rest my case.

Okay, we talked about this.

Did anything change?

No. Did you talk about it? I talked about it. Oh, I was so excited. I

you were going to be like that.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, well, no, that hasn't happened yet. I speak to all my friends

about it, too, and it's not abnormal.

Girl.

Even with my kids.

Just sleep on a different floor.

Look, I think it's like a process. Like, it takes time.

If you start with a blowjob, it tends to always go well after.

Just pop the seal.

That's what it is.

Popping the seal.

You know what's coming back?

Handjobs. They're back.

What is it? The thing handjobs? Yeah. Handjobs should die. No, they're the

Can I tell you something?

Anything that has a job in it, I don't want it.

Coming up.

I'm sorry that you're getting upset. That must have really triggered you.

you did trick me. I don't have time for, like, fake friends.

Excuse me. You're not dancing on the table.

You're not your mother.

I certainly hope not.

That is pure chaos. I love it. Where are we going? We're going to do the tree

real quick. Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, let's go. Come on. I just need one good shot.

It's actually going better than I thought.

It actually is going way better.

Hey. Welcome.

I love this.

Black salmon. Oh, really? Is that salmon?

Yeah. That's so weird and creepy.

I love it.

This hot dog is so good.

So how did it become really sour?

They put it in brine with a lot of garlic.

Yeah, these are my favorite. Which one are yours?

Same one.

Did you try ginger ale with this?

Really? It's good, yeah.

I drink this in a champagne glass and pretend it's champagne.

There you go.

Hey, girl.

Look at all of these wonderful gifts.

It's like Christmas.

Wait. I had a breath.

So obviously, Emma, I know like you're just joining us, but like when you get

these gifts, nothing is free.

I actually majored in biology. I wanted to be a pediatrician, but I always loved

fashion. So I started my first internship at Alberta Ferretti. I love

some Jimmy Choo.

Love.

Look at these.

I did that internship. And then after that, I was like, I'm going to work for

myself.

Oh my God.

Are you kidding me? This is a bodega run. Got it.

Yeah. I learned how to code. So I got my own website and I started blogging and

I started with just my daughter and I was like, I'm going to do children's

fashion and kind of got into the space with mommy and me. Nine months later,

Buzzfeed did an article and it went viral. And that's kind of like how I got

where I am.

Oh, my God, it's monogrammed with my name on it.

What? It's a Versace robe. This is the most extra thing I've ever seen in my

life. I am extra. Excuse me.

Do you know my name? Let me turn around and show you.

What's my name?

Over the years, obviously, it evolved.

I have an accountant. I have an attorney.

I have a brand manager. I have an editor.

So we showcase how to get the most out of your complexion routine using four

core Bobbi Brown products.

I have people who pull looks all the time to help me put things together.

I pay everyone on payroll. I offer health insurance.

There are certain things that I don't think people realize, like this is very

much so a real job. As you can see, I've taken a dent to this, but let's start

out by using this.

Brands usually come to me because they already are familiar with my content. In

exchange, you do deliverables.

These can be anything from reels to Instagram photos to TikTok to full -on

YouTube videos. And then I'm like... So this weekend, all I need to do is via?

Correct. Static and story.

And what are the stories? You can do either your love story, date night.

So I'm getting dressed for date night?

Or this is what I'm wearing. I'm wearing lingerie for date night, basically.

Yeah, how you spin it into an outfit, basically.

Oh, but I am spinning it into an outfit. It's not just like, hey, I'm a hoe. I

mean, is that your date night look? I'm going to be a hoe tonight.

Here's the teaser.

Yeah.

Here's my tit.

I'm wearing majority.

Wipe up.

Don't forget to wipe up.

Can I do Americano, extra shot, and then do you have oat milk?

Yes. Okay, awesome. Sure. Thank you.

Hi.

How are you?

Good. How are you? Good. Thanks for coming downtown.

Oh, my God.

I don't usually look this, like, done up. I had an event. Yeah, wow.

Jessalyn and I are not in a place where, like, we're going for coffee. So

clearly she wants to talk to me about something.

I ordered a coffee. I'm sorry.

No, it's fine. I'm going to order one. Okay, good. Maybe Jess will realize that

she was annoying AF in the Hamptons, and she's coming to me to say, sorry for

being such a pain in the ass at your house.

Hopefully. You look great. Thank you.

Are you coming on Thursday, by the way?

Yeah. You are? Yeah, I think so, yeah.

Good. Yeah, I'm trying to get everything organized right now. So are you having

it catered and stuff? Yeah.

It's Americano, right? Yeah, Americano with an extra shot and oat milk. Ooh.

My cocktail.

Can I have a cappuccino? Sure. Regular milk? Yeah, thank you.

Have you ever been here? Like my local spot. It's gorgeous.

I come all the time. A couple of my friends are moving to Tribeca. I know

neighborhood is like really up and coming. It's not.

It's there.

Is it there?

Oh, yeah. I mean, I feel like it still needs like the restaurant. I mean, you

know, is it there? I feel like there's still a lot of potential.

Potential? It's like the most expensive zip code. Not that I'm saying that for

me. It's just like it's already there.

I am at a loss for words.

As a real estate person, this is the most ridiculous comment I've ever heard

my entire life. As a New Yorker, that just doesn't go.

Like, that doesn't connect for me. What this tells me is that you know

absolutely nothing about New York City. And you just got here yesterday.

Anyway, how was Thanksgiving for you?

I thought it was nice.

Yes, I did an amazing job. I did a great job. I wanted to, like, grab a coffee

with you because I felt like... Yeah, I didn't understand what this was about.

Look, I walked in, and I sort of came up to you, and I didn't know about your

grandmother, first of all. I'm so sorry.

How are you? How was the memorial?

It was bad. I didn't know, so that's really unfortunate.

I hope that today went well, though. Yeah, it was fun.

Bye.

I just felt like you were not your usual oneself.

I wanted to make sure everything was good, you know?

I mean, yeah, everything's fine.

I, to be honest with you, feel like we're just very different people. Like,

don't really understand the way sometimes you are.

It almost makes me uncomfortable.

To be honest with you, I feel like we're just very different people.

Like, I don't really understand the way sometimes you are.

You're, like, smiling and happy, but then, like, you're not.

You seem like you're being positive, but then you're, like, actually really

upset about something and, like, in the Hamptons. I feel like a Christmas tree.

This is not my vibe at all. It is freezing.

I'm sorry. I don't know what to do.

I literally cannot even connect to anything here.

This is what I think, and you can tell me if I'm wrong. But tell me, like,

Maybe treated a certain way or, like, maybe I wasn't catering to you, like,

way that you were expecting to.

Okay, so I'm a princess?

Maybe a little bit. Is that bad? Are you? A princess that doesn't work,

apparently, because I've had this conversation. You told me that you

really working right now since you had the twin. I never said that. I don't

remember you telling me. Now I know you work. Let me tell you that so we don't

have to repeat this.

I launched my own consultancy.

I'm starting to take on designers again.

I'm working.

I truly, like, embrace women that are working. Now I don't embrace women? No,

that's not what I'm saying. I'm just saying you don't remember. Yeah, watch

that. You just said you don't think I work.

All I'm going to say is... Mazel tov to you for starting your own business. I

did not know that you launched it, but, like, don't ever even try to say that I

don't build women up. Like, that's not okay.

We need to support each other, and I just didn't feel that from you. This is

I have trouble with Jessel.

I don't know that she's working again because she never told me, and now I

support women, which is incredibly insulting.

I didn't know that you started back up again. I've said it now a few times. I

had no idea. And you just said that, like, you feel like I'm used to being

catered to and that I'm a princess. I'm sorry that you're getting upset.

Well, I'm getting upset because I've never been called a princess before.

And I've never, ever, ever had anyone say, you seem like people cater to you.

I'm an immigrant in this country. I came here, I had nothing, and I worked my

way to the top.

And so being catered to, no.

That's extremely condescending.

I just feel like, like, maybe we are not... Yeah, yeah, I'm on the same page.

Like, I don't have time for, like, fake friends.

So, cheers to that.

If I can have an honest conversation with Jethro, I'm good. I'll move on.

But it's very hard for me...

To have a conversation with someone who just will not see their part in any

situation. Well, I really got to get back to work.

Yeah, same.

I have to go take off. Or you're going to go to work.

I'm kidding.

Yes, I'm going to go to work. I'm kidding. I have to take off my face.

I have to do a lot of things.

And I have to prepare for this charity event on Thursday. I know, you have a

happening. I'm disappointed.

I really...

had the purest of intentions to connect with Erin, to bond.

I thought we were going to have a little laugh over some coffee, but this went

south really quick, and I felt like we'd hit five steps backwards instead of

moving forward.

Oh, weird.

She's a lunatic.

Did you order a stripper?

I mean, yes.

I'm so glad you're here.

Have you ever seen those, like, Instagram things where I, like, sell my

Of course I have. I need to do that again. And so there's a bunch of stuff

downstairs that I wanted to go through. You know, I love going into that store,

June. That's, like, my favorite.

I like it better now that it's organized. It was a little bit of a...

oftentimes give me sh... for having so many clothes and so many shoes, but,

like... I'm sorry, no one asks why a photographer has, like, an archive of

photos. Like, it's what I did. However, I periodically have to, like, go through

and call in.

It's too much. And also, like, I evolve, and I get fat.

There's that, too.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you have done some major cleaning out. No, this was, like, stacked to the

ceiling. I know.

I know. I've really been working on it.

I'm so impressed.

I really love the experience of selling things on Instagram. And like when I

post a picture and people are like, I love that thing. Can I buy it? I'm like,

definitely. There's something nice knowing it's going to someone who liked

saw it or loved it and appreciates. Because a lot of the stuff is beautiful

designer clothes that I just don't wear anymore.

They need to have a second life.

Just like me.

I'm going to do this and then I'll whip it around.

Yeah, there we go.

All right.

Racks on racks on racks on racks. All right. There we go.

We're good. Hey, look, I put a chair here for you.

Oh, my God, I love you. You get to be a voyeur. So I wore this to a 50th

birthday party the other day. It kind of says single lady.

I wore this to the White House, and I got to meet the Obamas and take a

with them. Then I would not sell that.

I love that, but we're going to sell it.

Oh, really?

I'll put it over here in the maybe netball. It's iconic. Sell it.

What about that?

Love. Sell that, baby.

Shoes, I can't. Yeah.

That's too much. I can't handle right now.

I don't think I can sell this. I'll be the judge.

When I met Kate Middleton.

We sell it. We sell it. Beyonce actually wore it. No, that's incredible. We're

going to sell it. I like the mystery bag actually the most.

And this is my senior project from Parsons. Donna Karan said, I want you to

quilt it. And I didn't have any money. And I had to make it out of a comforter.

What? No, it's fantastic.

Wait, get over here.

I have to have a picture.

Did you get A plus?

I got A plus. Of course. I did well.

Yay.

Coming up.

Can't say anything to Jethal. She's going to get offended.

Everyone's like walking on eggshells with her.

But she obviously has a lot going on. Something's wrong.

May I just have a almond milk latte?

Sure. And this is a complimentary cookie on the house.

My mom made them, so... Are you serious? Mm -hmm. Those are literally delicious.

You got a good mom.

Thank you.

Hello.

Hello. Oh, give it to me. I got legs out for... You got legs for this.

Hi, honey boo -boo. Wait, let me order a tea real quick. Here, coffee and tea.

And then I'll come sit.

Hi, how are you?

Can I have a black tea?

Thank you.

What's up? What's new?

Nothing, boo -boo. What you doing?

I just came back from a work event, and I love that you're, like, really playing

chess.

This is my travel set. I love this one because it is the thing that started it

all. As a kid, I always wanted to do things. I wanted to do ballet. We

afford it. I do fencing.

I like to play chess.

I took violin lessons. I've taken piano lessons. Everything that I wanted to do

as a kid, I do it as an adult.

So I'm playing in a chess tournament.

Soon.

I'm excited for you. Do we buy tickets? This is complimentary.

Oh, that's so nice. Was it because I smiled?

I don't usually smile.

So what else is going on?

I got a very interesting phone call from Jessel.

What happened?

She's like, I'm just, I'm so over the Hamptons.

But what if they're to be over? I don't understand. I met up with Erin, and I

just had to tell her, like, I just want to move on from all this.

And anyhow, so I called Erin. I was like, if you're going to be in the area,

stop by.

I wonder what conversation they had.

That's why I invited Erin. I'm just curious.

Let's spill the tea and play chess.

It's been a while. I have not played in quite some time. I literally don't even

know what. There's so little, these little pieces.

Hi, guys.

Hi. Hi.

You look good.

You guys look so cute.

Can you be more excited to see me?

Look at you guys.

Go grab a coffee and then let me know about some tea that's going on. Oh, my

God. I know. We didn't get to talk yet. Get your coffee, then we'll do the tea.

Jethro and I had two different conversations.

We did not have the same one. It was like arguing with a chat bot.

You enter information and out comes word salad.

Nonsense.

So I need to know what happened. Oh, my God. Tell me everything.

Okay, so some of the crazy things she said yesterday. We sit down.

She's like, oh, this area is so cute. Like, very up and coming.

Up and coming, Tribeca's up and coming. Can you imagine?

Wait, I, like, really... Shut up.

Tribeca's up and coming? I think that was when JFK Jr. and Carolyn Passette

Kennedy lived there. That's when it was up and coming.

She's like sh** on my neighbor. I'm like, do you even know what you're

Does she know what she is?

I don't know.

Maybe she didn't know what she was. She's really clueless. That's who you

know. I got a phone call this morning.

From her?

I love how you just have to say the pronouns.

From her?

We don't even need proper nouns here. We're just doing pronouns and we all

we're talking.

What's going on with you guys? Is she like upset with you?

No, but she was like, everyone won't stop talking about the Hamptons. Like,

let's stop talking about the Hamptons. I'm like, no one was trying to attack

you. We just voiced our opinion so that you could understand how that was wrong.

And I was like, I just feel like you're, like, maybe you grew up sheltered or,

like, nobody really told you did anything wrong. She was like, so you're

me a princess?

I'm like, I didn't say that. You called yourself a princess.

I'm like, I didn't say that. But all of a sudden, she starts welling up, like,

in tears.

I'm like, what just happened?

I love the fact that she calls you a cackling hag.

You call her a princess, and she's ended up that cry.

Can't say anything to Jethel. She's going to get offended.

Everyone's, like, walking on eggshells with her.

She keeps saying, like, I want to move on, I want to move on, but then you're

bringing stuff up, and you're not taking the steps to move on, which is all it

would take is, yeah, I did it, what's up?

I feel like there's obviously, I mean, I'm also over talking about the Hamptons

and everything she did. She's never going to own it. There is no

That's how she is. I don't know. Like, if you want me to let things go, but if

you don't take accountability, then I just let you go. Or she could even just

like, I didn't mean to. I didn't mean it.

She's still owning it, right? Right. I think the whole problem is that she

doesn't own anything that she does.

She also is sweet, and I don't think she's a malicious person, but she can't

take it.

accountability for she said can you just say sorry so we can move on she was

like you're a woman in business i'm a woman and i support other women i was

don't now we're talking women but that has nothing to do with anything but

obviously has a lot going on something's wrong now i need to know you had are

you or you going to her event i wasn't going to honestly really no but

the fact that she said that i don't know about her work stuff that i'm not

supporting women like i'm not giving her that you know what i mean like so i'm

going yeah and i'll support her i'm happy to support her i will pop in okay

wait is it my go i lost a while back Rule number one, protect your pawns.

Pawns are the most important thing. People sacrifice them, but you've got to

protect your pawns. Yeah, but I'm f***ing you up.

What? I mean... You're telling me all these tricks, but those tricks are not

working for you, baby. My tricks are for kids. Baby, your tricks are for

children because this is not working for you. I'm going to get so hammered after

I fail out of this tournament.

Coming up.

That is not normal. What are you doing?

What is wrong with you? Trying to be healthy.

Can you not act like this in front of people, please?

Maybe it's nice to have.

This is gorgeous.

No, I don't like these. I'm going to put these away. Okay. I've set out the ones

I like. I love.

Are you happy with everything? I think it looks beautiful.

Beautiful. Yeah.

I'm really excited to launch my first ever fashion consultancy. It's called

Know, as in, you're in the know.

Congratulations, honey.

Asha used to run creative design for Michael Kors. I used to run Michael

PR. And I've just seen her flourish into this incredible designer.

And I really want to support her as she goes on to her own endeavors.

It's like with his carrot in his champagne.

That is not normal. What are you doing?

What is wrong with you? I'm trying to be healthy. Can you not act like this in

front of people?

Oh,

this guy gives me so much anxiety.

Are you going to get this working?

Yeah, I'll get it working.

Everyone's so busy this week. I know that Uber's working.

She's got a photo shoot. Jenna's got something going on. What does she have

going on? I think she says she has an event at her house or something.

Summer.

You guys, I'm feeling this for me.

I think this is working for me.

The ladder? Just the whole situation, the jumpsuit, the ladder.

You look precarious, I'm just saying.

Okay.

Let's make sure she... Okay, there she goes.

Tell me when you're ready.

I didn't actually get custom jumpsuits for everyone. I just have the world's

free supply of jumpsuits.

I really love jumpsuits.

Don't look at that, you guys.

Three, two, one.

I love all the ornaments. I like the house smelling like cinnamon.

I like the music. I want to hear Mariah. I love Christmas.

Where do you think Rudolph should go?

I like lots of lights.

It's basically like sequins on a plant.

Right there.

Right there. I realize that I don't have a lot of time before Christmas with

Beckett to do the tree.

I need to give you some sparkly ones up there, Bea. Like these are the twinkle.

Two weeks.

Out of the month of December, then I get to be with him. So, unfortunately,

Beckett is going to usurp my Jessel visit. I can support her in other ways.

Fine.

That was like a... What's that game? Okay. Oh!

Wait, what did you... Wait, I feel like... Why?

Come on. No!

I just... No.

I don't need that. Boys do Christmas different.

Oh, God.

Let's not do that. Let's not... Okay, let's... All right. She's not looking.

Wow. Yes.

There's a lot of fashion going on here.

Please, can we have a moment? Again, I want to make the bags look tasteful in

comparison. A successful event in the fashion world is all about who's there.

And that's really my goal here, is to get Aisha's name out there. Hi. Hi,

honey.

This event, it's in partnership with Chita, so all the funds from sales are

going to go towards helping impoverished children in India.

I hear you're from Vogue. Hi.

Is this a shoe house?

She's on.

Okay, hi.

Hi, you look amazing. Thank you. Thank you.

How are you? I'm so tired. I appreciate you coming.

I'm really buff.

Okay. Welcome.

They look amazing. Really good. Thank you so much. You're welcome. So what

was going on? I heard that you and Aaron got into a little thing. I heard you

got emotional.

No, I wasn't emotional. It was just awkward.

And, you know, she said... Oh, she got your princess and you cried, didn't you?

She didn't call me a princess. She said, I think you like being catered to. And

I was like, so you're calling me a princess.

That's right. So I took offense to that because I'm like you. Like, I came here

with no money. I worked my ass off. Maybe I give off like a certain vibe.

You seem like you do come from money.

Seem like there's some old money there.

Maybe it's the English accent.

At this point, they're just making assumptions based off of how I sound and

I look. Isn't that illegal in America?

But don't be offended.

If somebody looked at me like old money, I'd be like, yes, Connor.

Yeah, exactly.

I love you. Thank you so much. Of course.

Just own it. Remember.

She came. Oh, my God. I made it. What is this?

I thought you were working.

I was until like 530.

I love you.

These are my favorite cookies. I would love them.

Ginger ale on a champagne glass.

May I sit?

Yes, yes, yes, sit.

Let me just say, I need to go say hi to some people real quick.

I haven't seen you since my Brinsgiving.

Oh. And then she was like, and then I was like, and then she was like, and

I was talking about you. Oh, yeah, I heard you, bitch. She looks pampered.

She looks like old money. I look like old money. Oh, my God, that's the nicest

thing anyone's ever asked me.

That's the best compliment. I would love to be called a princess.

Can I add that to LinkedIn?

Old money, that's like my...

I kind of know who this jacket belongs to. Oh, you do? I know.

Uh -oh. Did you sleep last night?

No. Oh, my gosh. You're a straight walker. Yeah. Men's clothes are the

I'm wearing, like, a blazer, it's always a dude's jacket.

The jacket is actually made by a brand called None of Your Business.

It's nobody's business whose blazer it is. It's my blazer now.

like once you get this on you can't get it off this is actually connected to the

actual bag oh i thought it was a bracelet that's so cute it's so cute

selling a few bags so i'm gonna be writing you another trick yes how was

chest did you go to your chest tournament i did my little chest action

after i whooped your ass yeah i bit it too

You just take your side. You just smack the top.

I'm sorry, I don't know.

Here you go.

Thank you.

Most of the times when I play, especially when I go into chess clubs, I

like Elle Woods.

But in the end, I think she wins, right? Me.

You guys are hanging out without me?

Do you think I'm cheating on you? I really think you are.

Can I be a little shorter?

boyfriend you know there's so you remember the model always has a short

boyfriend a short rich boyfriend who shows up on the red carpet and he's like

this i got a hot model i'm rich you know that all the time always shorter guys

like tall girls they love it and they always like shorter guys are very very

like confident if you find a short bald man that man will come and reach up and

look at you like you're the son

When they're short, you can stand on your money.

Or they don't need a booster chair because the wallet's the booster chair.

wallet is the booster chair.

I'm like darling.

I have a PhD in that. Stand on your wallet if you're my height, we're

My queen, I will crawl on the top of my money to reach you.

Coming up.

I don't think Jenna said it. It's Jenna Lyons. Not Jenna Lyons. It's Jenna

Lyons. Emphasis L -I -E.

It's French calf. It's made in Italy.

I love it. I'm eyeing this one and that.

I would buy the tote bag.

Yeah, that's cute. That's a really cute tote bag. I think it's so chic.

Wait, where's Aaron?

Oh, I don't know.

Should I text him?

Where's Jenna Lyons?

I got you.

Who kissed him on the cheek like that?

I'm trying to make control if I'm jealous. Oh, my God.

I'm going to call Jenna. Do you know where Jenna is? Where's Jenna? She

come today.

No? She said she had an event at her place.

Down below, the blue and the pink right there. Put one up.

him all the time. Look at how cute. And look at, there's Violet.

That's one goddaughter.

Goddaughter number two.

Oh, that's me.

And there's Brandon over there cooking.

Hi, Brandon.

Oh, Brandon!

Brandon!

Wow, you got a really positive response.

Yeah, so, I'm sorry. I wish I was there with you guys.

You're so pampered having your tree done for you.

Well, I took a lot of work to get it to this perspective.

We miss you!

I miss you guys.

Tell them I'll meet them out later.

Okay, so wait a second. She's putting together a Christmas tree.

Hallmark moment.

But I thought there was an event.

I actually thought she was in an event. Why can't she just say, like, my son's

coming, we're going to put together a tree? Like, why is it like... Hi.

Oh, hello, Erin.

Oh, you're the cat dragon.

Hi. Hi. You're beautiful.

Listen, I just, before you even, like, walk into the house, my intention with

that conversation was to, like, you know, just kind of get over it. And I'm

sorry if I, like, offended you in any way, and that's not my intention at all.

I'm surprised Erin came because I think that we left things in a weird place.

And quite frankly, I want to cut the root of the weed before it grows into a

weed. We want to play nice in the playground.

I'm trying to make an effort. That's why I came, even though the baby is not

feeling well. I'm so sorry to hear that.

I want you to know that I support you. Thank you. It means a lot.

It means a lot.

Truly. All good.

I'm done. I don't hold grudges. Hopefully we can move on and be like

friends.

But I'm not forgetting how crazy you are. But we're good right now.

I could use a drink. Yeah, let me get you a champagne.

I'm leaving.

Are you guys buying anything?

I will donate to the charity. Yeah, I want to donate too. So how do I do that?

Ask Michael.

Yeah, ask Michael. Hi, girl. Hello.

Hi. I was just about to leave.

I had a day from hell.

What happened?

Baby's sick, and I gave him Motrin, and he was fine.

But, like, that stupid head thermometer is so inaccurate.

It said 107.

He would have started sneezing. And I knew that, like, immediately. But I

the doctor, and they were like, how many times did you do it?

I did it like 10 times, so I freaked out. I need a drink.

Who's that?

Oh, my God.

Who's that?

She's amazing.

I never get impressed by anyone.

She's amazing.

She's iconic.

She has these, like, red dots.

I don't know if they're tattooed.

Okay, Jess, let me get it.

That's legit. You know, it's like having Andre Leon Talley or, like, Grace

Coddington walk in.

Very, very.

I said it's for you. Did you get wine?

Do they have wine here?

You have to taste it.

Is it not Trader Joe's wine?

It's worse.

It's worse.

It's rancid. It's so bad.

Sorry, Jethro.

So, guys, you're all invited to my anniversary party. I haven't, like,

told you. I'm going to wear a pasty. Please do.

Do you want a diamond?

I want to be drenched in diamonds.

Yeah. And we're saying vows because we never said them. Stop.

We never said our vows. Did you, are you writing them?

Yeah. I just have one question. Is Aaron going to serve us any type of food?

That's all I want to know.

Because we all know Aaron's track record for hosting is an F.

Hello. Hi. Did Jenna tell you she had an event? Did Jenna tell you she had an

event? She said she had an event at her house. We just FaceTimed her and she's

like, I'm decorating my Christmas tree.

She said that today?

I don't think Jenna said it. It's Jenna Lyon. Not Jenna Lyons. It's Jenna Lyon.

Emphasis L -I -E.

Please don't confuse me. English is my like fourth language.

If I was the one that was honest about not coming to this.

There would have been hell to pay. I would have been accused of the worst

possible thing. I was out partying at that marquee with all their husbands,

we went to Sapphires.

Like, that's what would have happened.

I was taken back because you said she was at an event.

Like, when you do homework with Rio and London, do you call it, I have an event

at my house? No, it's called you're doing homework with your kids. You're

spending time with your family. Like, is that the thing people do now? We're

calling them events?

Oh, my God, I had an event last night with my son. Yeah.

It was the most amazing event. I guess this morning when I took a... I had a

gala.

She's naughty.

Oh, my God. You're on your knees.

I'm on my knees, girl. Is that the first time on your knees on this carpet? Yes

or no?

Don't answer the question. Once everybody leaves, you know the drill.

back. You're ready to go.

I can't

handle you.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New York City.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's it. That's the one.

Did he get the invite?

I don't recognize any of these friends.

It's like a Coachella poster. It was like brought to you by.

What are we walking into?

Oh, my God. You did such a good job.

Are you having this? Yes.

Oh, we're twins.

Don't give up. Don't give up. Don't give up. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm single,

so I'm making moves.

Did that just happen? We've been twins.

I think we're going to do our vows soon, though.

So wait, if you didn't say vows, then technically you're not married.

No, there's a contract.

Well, then someone knows how to get out of contracts soon. She's trying to break

through, I'm telling you. Friends are relentless.

Whatever you do, don't mess up and say, I hate taking breaks.

I love you.

so pissed.