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Previously on The Real Housewives of New York City. Are you nervous about this

weekend? No. I'm a little bit. Sleeping over is like a different thing than

having cocktails. I've never been on a girl trip. I don't remember the last

I had a sleepover.

I mean, unless something else was going on.

Are you coming with us?

I don't know. I'm trying.

Tomorrow I'm going to get a steroid injection if I don't feel better. When's

last time you had sex?

Since I've had the kids.

Huh? Can't you just have sex in the shower? They haven't broken the seal

They haven't broken the seal yet.

That one's for you, Jessalyn. Oh, that's very sexy.

Anyone that thinks that this is sexy is like crazy.

I feel like a Christmas tree. I'm a Christmas tree. You are gorgeous. No, I

it. I absolutely hate it.

The secret ingredient?

Darling, it's me.

My lashes may be fake.

but I definitely keep it real.

I'm a true New Yorker. The only bull I'll take is by the horn.

I always bring the flavor. It's not my fault you don't have any taste.

In New York, there's a lot of bad apples, but I'm the baddest of the

I love to laugh, but make me mad, and I'll date your dad.

I don't think I've ever been this cold, and I live in England.

Ugh, I'm freezing.

Is Erin up?

Is anyone awake?

Yes, I am.

Oh. Hi.

It is freezing.

I'm sorry. Oh, my God. I don't know what to do.

This is, like, nice and warm down here. You can sleep in here with me tonight.

No, I'm absolutely fine.

Was it comfortable, at least?

Super comfortable. It's just literally my nipples are like rocks. It's so cold.

Oh, my God. It's freezing.

If I'd known I was going to be going to a cryogenic chamber, I would have bought

my NASA spacesuit. Yeah, I was going to get this, and I just... You have so much

color right now. I know. I love it. Early in the morning.

Wake up.

Just my luck, the heat is not working in the guest room upstairs.

I knew that hosting these girls was going to be, like, a thing, but it's

really overwhelming.

Like, I want to leave my own house.

Okay, we're going to move into a hotel, Erin, if it's not packed. Or I'm going

to go sleep with Jenna Lyons. Wait a second.

What? Jenna leaving yesterday. Yeah, I know.

Jenna!

Jenna! Jenna!

Jenna!

Why are you leaving?

6 .30 call.

No!

Okay, I'm good. Okay, you know what?

I'm really, actually really upset.

Me too.

Her house is by the ocean, you guys. Her house is not.

What does that mean?

She probably wants to wake up in her house and look at the views. I don't

Are you saying, like, my house is not good because we're not on the ocean?

Did I leave last night? No.

Hi.

Oh, my God.

Are you okay?

Oh, my God. Are you still drunk?

Came in for the tea.

Oh, my God. You came in like a wrecking ball right now.

Who is the team side?

I just want some tea.

Where's the black tea?

It's her fault. Like, obviously, her floors are too clean.

I think that's why Jenna left.

Why? She's like, I do not want to be a liability for this. I decided I'm giving

Brynn Jenna's room. Yeah, why not? Like, she doesn't deserve a room. She didn't

say bye. I want to call her. Fine, call her.

Yeah, I think it was a little rude not to say bye. It was rude.

I have no signal.

Do you have Wi -Fi? Yeah. I literally cannot even connect to anything here.

Tough crowd.

You bitches complain as soon as you wake up. Your energy is so off. I don't have

time for everybody to be complaining.

I have no signal on here. I like to wake up to gratitude.

Jocelyn's too aloof to realize that her delivery is a little bit abrasive

sometimes. Can we all just, like, chill for just five seconds and be grateful

that we are on a very free trip here?

It's $3 .99.

Oh, this coffee is good.

Oh, what a shock. Something at your house is good.

So is she coming to work out or no? Jenna, I have no idea. I have not spoken

her. She just snuck out in the middle of the night, didn't let me make my

shakshuka, and now I have no idea.

I was going to make shakshuka at like 8 .30. Wait, wait, wait. Before we work

out? I don't want to eat breakfast and then work out. I will throw up.

Yeah, so I guess I'm not making you breakfast before the workout.

You're so disgusted that I would make breakfast before workout.

She was disgusted with you. She really was.

Hello? Hello.

I'm getting angry.

Good morning. Hi. Good morning.

How did you sleep?

Um, not great. The storm was insane. Did you guys sleep? Oh, well, there wasn't

a storm here.

What time did you guys go to sleep? Not late, like 12.

You killed the party. We went to sleep.

I killed it. Yeah, well, we caught you sneaking out.

Why did you leave?

I had a 6 .30 call this morning. I didn't want to disturb you guys.

It was also freezing cold in my room. It was really cold.

I actually think it's so rude because she gave you, like, the bathroom.

I mean, I'm sleeping in a children's room with a crib. Like, I could have...

Let's back it up for one second.

Can we just have a moment of remembering, like, you guys were

I went up to my room. The music is literally on top of my bed. It was like

'clock.

It wasn't late.

Jenna is acting like a geriatric.

It's not a senior citizen home.

Step out, Grandma.

Step out.

I did not think you'd even notice. I figured I'd come back early. We noticed.

Granny's sleeping, guys.

Lower the music.

Also, she could have cooked this morning.

You didn't want her to cook shishika or whatever.

Wait a minute. Hold on. And you didn't let me make shishika.

Because you said it was weird and strange.

You guys were all adults. You can do what you want. If you wanted shishika,

could have had shishika.

How do you say the word?

Shishika. Shishika. If you wanted it, you could have had it.

Do your thing.

Like, are you, like, shuck shitting me? Like, who's going to actually have shuck

shuck before they work out? Like, that would be shuck vomiting.

But here's the thing. It's nice to wake up with the girls and be here. Just

because you have a house 10 minutes doesn't mean that, you know. It had

to do with not wanting to wake up with you. I had a 6 .30 call. I needed to

sleep. I didn't want to disturb your vibe. And I was like, I'm just going to,

car was right there. My bedroom's right there. But that wasn't the deal.

That was not a deal.

We made a plan to come to my house.

I didn't care.

I'm going to get ready to go work out. I'm going to show over you guys.

Okay, I'm leaving too because clearly you don't like my house at all. Yeah,

that's it.

Thanks for enjoying my house so much.

I'm going to sleep at yours. Oh my God, my glasses are going to fog up from the

cold.

Coming up.

Welcome to Brynn's Booty Camp, you upper -middle -class bitches.

C'mon. Smashing Usa Jump is like watching Kendall Jenner cut a cucumber.

I have one hider.

Just pay him something and then...

I can go back and deal with it later.

Hi. Hi.

I'm Jenna.

David. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, David.

Come on in. I'm sorry.

Say it again.

David. Hi, Ellie.

Hi, cutie. Oh, my God.

Have you met Uber? David, nice to meet you. Oh, we hug. Oh, okay. We do hug.

Wow. Good to see you.

Are you ready?

Handsome. I thought you just woke up like a polo commercial or something.

I'll take that. David is so hot. He's gorgeous.

Gorgeous skin, beautiful smile. He smells great.

Oh, you're beautiful too.

But she doesn't work out.

She never works out. So you don't work out? She said it's about the food you

eat. 80 % is what you eat. And 20 % is what you eat. 20 % fitness, 100 %

mindset. All right? That's the formula that I go with. That's African shit. Oh,

you think? We think.

Brothers and sisters, huh?

So we're going to get along, huh?

Oh. She's in love.

We have the connection already.

Hi. Hi, David. Nice to meet you. We hug.

Oh, okay. So nice to meet you.

Hi. Hi. How are you doing? I never wanted to work out so hard in my life.

She's in love. I was like, hmm.

I don't remember the last time I worked out, but today we're working out.

Wait, I should text Brand to meet us out here. Oh, is she here? She's coming.

Yeah, you know. I know her. Yeah, yeah. I've seen her, yeah, a couple of times.

I love working out. I mean, that's a lie. I hate working out. I just like to

look terrible naked.

We're going to do a partner workout.

I'm going to put it right on your waistline. You're going to face that

Oh, he found it.

Come on, come on.

I'm running away from the hottest man in the world.

Are you done?

I am. African queen.

He's like, I can't work.

We're in an interesting part of the Hamptons. South is kind of where it's

but this is good, too.

Let's go.

You're not running. I'm going. Come on, let's go.

I'm going. Run faster.

Come on. You're going to fall.

Oh, Aaron.

Hello?

Knock, knock.

arrive, no one's there to greet me. I was expecting everyone to be standing

outside the staff, like in Downton Abbey.

Nobody's there, and I have to lug my bag. I have to lug it all inside myself.

Okay.

Where are these bitches?

I can't stop laughing!

Three, two, one. Good.

Wouldn't show up in the Hamptons like a pimp. Oh, my God.

Hi. From head to toe, fur jacket.

That's not the Hampton look. That's Mississippi, like down in the river.

Hi, baby. How are you? Hi, how you doing? I've been going for two years.

ready to walk out?

I've been sick. You got to do it.

Okay. I mean, I want you to give me a hard time, but not in that way.

I told you. You're going to have competition.

We can just stay like this now, if you want.

Rin, I think, was birthed flirting.

I'm sure the doctor, like, literally wanted to date her. I mean, the girl

like, turn on a paper bag.

You've been working out. I need to take lessons, truthfully.

Oh, you be the trainer.

You want to be the trainer?

Yeah. Oh.

Trainer.

Okay, all right.

Let's walk out. Let's do this. I'm freezing.

Rin, step aside.

You have a strapped throat. Don't give my man strapped throat.

Welcome to Brynn's Booty Camp, bitches. You upper middle class bitches.

Give me more, Jenna.

Give me more, Jenna.

Come on, let's go.

We gotta improvise, right?

This isn't the Rockettes for me.

She's crazy.

Come on, jump.

No, you gotta jump. Come on.

I think Uwe jump is like watching Kendall Jenner cut a cucumber.

This is pitiful.

Uwe's the most uncoordinated swan. Come on.

Oh, that's good. Do you want to do planks?

No, I want to do you.

Just joking.

I'm joking, everybody.

That's how it should be in life. You can't look that good and then look good

working out, too. That would just be unfair.

All right, ladies. That was fun. Thank you.

Put your hand. Okay, I will. Okay. David Zohar. You're going to hang out with

me. Okay, all right. I'll walk out with David anytime he wants.

We have 45 minutes, and we'll have lunch inside.

Okay, I'm going to go take a shower. Me too.

And you have a second. I do want to talk about rooms.

Ginger tea?

Oh, thank you. If we don't have her own room, I can give her my room. You just

want to go home, though.

Okay, here's the thing. I think it's unfair.

I honestly had no intention of leaving last night. I swear to God. I was in

literally in bed, eyes closed, face blocked. And next time, be like, guys,

it down. I didn't want you to leave.

I feel a little out of my element. I'm not that great being on someone else's

terms and someone else's schedule.

It's your house.

Yeah, but I don't mind. I want everyone to be comfortable.

I get it. I'm sorry. You're offended. I literally did not want to bother you. It

was not intentional. I love you.

I just want you to go home.

I'm here. Leave us. I'm here.

Jenna has been opening up, but we all just have to accept that she's a

person. She doesn't know how to just, like, be free and open and talk about

life. We need to give her time and clearly the space to let us in.

Thanks for the tea. You're welcome. All right. Bye. See you.

He's going to get more than the tea later.

I'm going to go shower.

So you know what happened last night? No.

What's the fetch? Jenna left. She went home without saying bye.

You just don't leave. That's not polite. Right. Well, I got my ass chewed out

for choosing a place over people.

And I was told that I'm not being a good friend.

What's your problem with 2012?

Is that 2012?

Who the f*** cares where we go? We were trying to all be together. It doesn't

matter where we are. I'm actually mad.

So, if that is the law of the land, it's got to apply to everybody.

This is kind of actually more of a bigger deal. Use your house. That's not

like, restaurant in New York. Me not going to one restaurant reservation, and

then Jenna left someone's house in the middle of the night to go back to her

house, and it's just like all is forgiven the next day.

And 1 ,000%, like, double standard, quadruple standard, times 10.

So this, this is a big deal. The punishment has to be bigger.

Coming up.

You're not pleasable. You're not pleasable. I love that you think I was

complaining. My style, you came down. I hate it. I look like a Christmas tree.

Oh, my God, guys.

Are you ready?

Oh, oh, okay.

Come on, guys, let's roll.

Bitch is starving.

Wow. I'm obsessed. Wait, I'm sorry. Oh, my God, wait, did you guys coordinate?

No. I'm used to being pretty low -key in the Hamptons, but everyone is dressed

the nines. Heels and white and khaki, which they did not manage to manifest

my house.

Stand there, because I'm dying.

Do you want to get in? Oh, my God, yes.

There we go. Okay, ladies.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, we did not.

What is this?

I swear.

We look like we're going to like a, are we part of a girl group? I mean, clearly

we are. Oh my God.

Should I change?

Where do these girls think they're going? They are way too dressed up for

and sag.

We have to give fashions, baby. I mean, I see. I don't try to be glam. It just

happens. Play all day, even on my off day. I have two uniforms.

I'm either like a supermodel queen or not glam.

But in the Hamptons, you bring it.

All right. Cy, Ugo, you're coming with me. Come. Okay, let's go. See you guys

there. Nice nipple.

Thanks, babe.

Come on, you hungry hippos.

All right, we're going to pay.

Hi. How are you? Good. We're so excited to be here. How are you? Thank you.

How are you? Cute.

So cute.

I'm hungry. I'm starving because we didn't have breakfast. Oh, don't.

You cannot.

Do not start with me.

Ladies, can I offer you something to drink?

They're not ladies.

Aw, to me they are. I would like hot water with lemon for you. Hot water and

lemon for you. Can I have a virgin Bloody Mary?

Can I have a Bloody with tequila?

I'll do the same. Can I get a glass of the Chablis?

Just some water. Okay.

Erin hasn't fed us all weekend. She didn't even make the shashuka, shashuka,

shika, shika, shuka, whatever the dish it was that she was supposed to be

us. I'm so happy to be at this restaurant right now because I was about

my hand off.

Cheers, guys.

I'm so happy you're all here.

Thank you, Erin.

Thank you, Erin.

I love having you guys.

So, were you flirting with Seth?

Him? The guy? Yeah.

The trainer.

He's from Africa. He looks like that. He's like everything I like. Great. Is

single?

I think he is, yeah.

Uh, dating hack?

So keep an album of nudes, like your best nudes.

And then when you go to party and you see someone hot, just go stand at him

mindlessly scroll through the nudes and zoom in.

Within two minutes, they're like, how are you? I think this is a bad idea

because any guy who is looking at your phone and you have nude feature, want to

talk to you, he's a pervert right there.

I mean, maybe that's why there's three engagement.

Did you get them that way?

You know how they say, you lose them how you find them.

There's a really different way of dating men than there is women.

And it's a totally different set of rules.

Women know women's tricks.

You don't need to hide. You can just be open and forward and honest.

Could you turn me in the right direction?

There's more of a game, I think, that exists with men and women. And so I feel

sense of relief that, like, I don't have to deal with any of this.

I'm going to go too, then.

Does, like, hot the table, oil at the leaves? Like, everyone?

I mean, clearly.

Um, I'm going to let it go, and yet not.

How is it just best friends? It's less than 24 hours.

Who? Since Jenna flew off, but I'm just like, I'm seeing a, literally I'm seeing

a double standard.

If I pulled that shit last night, my ass would be on the street.

You'd be pitching a patent. You'd be like capping. You'd be capping in the

woods.

Oh, okay.

What's wrong with Jenna going home?

Oh.

That was rude.

I'm held to this unrealistic, absurd standard, crucified.

Burn at the stake.

But Jenna over here just ups and leaves in the middle of the night.

And now, 2 .3 seconds later, they're having a little kiki in the bathroom.

I'm out of gas.

Because we didn't eat after we worked out. Is that my fault?

No,

nothing is your fault, Jenna.

Nothing can be Jenna's fault. It's probably my fault.

Jenna has a blank check.

Brynn has.

Right. No.

Your bank account's empty?

No. But in the bank of Aaron, it is.

I have no issue with you. I don't understand. I'm actually hesitant to

up because I don't want to rock the boat. But I have to say, it does feel

little bit slash a lot of a double standard.

You're more offended by someone not going to one dinner reservation than you

at someone leaving your house after you made the monogram pajamas.

Well, maybe I like her a little bit more.

But I have to say, it does feel like a little bit of a double standard.

You're more offended by someone not going to one dinner reservation.

Well, maybe I like her a little bit more.

I don't know. What do you want me to do?

It's just because I'm cute.

Or because you're Jenna Lyons. I don't have as much to offer as Jenna.

That's definitely not true. I don't care about that at all. That is definitely

not true.

Maybe that's how you think. That's not how I think. I was annoyed with her, and

I didn't think it was nice that she left and didn't say goodbye. And we said it,

she apologized, and we moved on. What else could I have done? Like, you want

to throw something at her? Bryn Phil thinks that it's not adequate enough for

her to be seen at. So, I don't know. You tell me who's more concerned with

image. I just think the principle's not consistent.

It's not about where you are.

It's about wanting to spend time with the weather. Right, but she was in bed.

were blasting music. I didn't expect that you would see a little bit of my

thing. I don't see at all. I know, and you're defending her. I know, I know.

That's what I'm saying. Within a couple hours, she came up to me and said, I'm

sorry, love.

This is why.

And you didn't speak to me for weeks.

You're talking about, like, the equivalent of, like, I stepped on your

versus shooting your dog.

What? That doesn't even make sense.

Why are you talking about dead dogs?

I can't pull it.

I'm watching a French movie right now.

Everyone thinks that me not wanting to go to a restaurant in New York City is

way worse than after you open up someone's house.

It'll be easier for me to figure out quantum physics than to understand what

kind of point Brynn is making.

Maybe I don't understand because I'm starving.

My mind is just gone.

I did not want to leave.

Honestly, I drove home.

in the dark by myself and i was like but then it like makes me feel bad that

we're being so loud are you kidding me no it's like this is supposed to be a

week weekend like a girl's weekend when i had to work you cannot please everyone

and the minute you try definitely not you oh my god here we go you're not

pleasable you're not pleasable i love that you think i'm i was complaining

not thinking you were complaining those two things the heat and the wi -fi that

was it What are you talking about? You couldn't stand the gift that she gave

you. Oh, my God.

What's the gift? Jenna kindly gave everyone gifts. It was lingerie.

Mine was green with black lace. It's not my style.

Okay. But you didn't say, oh, it's not my style. You came down. I hate it. I

look like a Christmas tree.

Oh, my God. You guys, I'm a Christmas tree. I would never wear this.

I absolutely hate this. I was being funny about it. Well, it wasn't nice.

I honestly think Jesso is crying for help. Jesso just had a baby, and she

through a lot of IVF, and I think she still just has the trauma of it all.

That's just how I felt, and I voiced it. Maybe I shouldn't have. Maybe I should

just zip, you know?

I brought pajamas from my very good friend. If anybody ripped on it, I would

living. I would be pissed.

I actually think you're being nice. It didn't feel great. I would expect Jenna

Lyons to come to me directly.

And tell me how she's feeling.

Instead, I have Cy and Aaron ambushing me. You would think that I, like,

kidnapped the Pope and was holding him hostage.

I felt a certain way about lingerie.

Listen, Jenna, I thank you for your thought. I would very happily exchange

for something that's more my style. That's all.

You doubled down on it. Put on your big old Christmas tree green lingerie and

just say you're sorry, Jessel.

Which, by the way, for a girl who hasn't had sex in two years, she has a lot of

opinions on lingerie.

If you had brought something that a friend of yours had made to everyone and

people that tried it on were taking it down, how would you have felt?

Now that you're pointing it out, I see that I was insensitive to you. I see it

now. I do.

You're not wrong.

You're not wrong.

You're not wrong.

You obviously didn't mean it. You're not that kind of person. No, oh, hell no.

I was making fun of my... I look like a Christmas tree.

There's something that is not connecting for Jess. Well, she can acknowledge,

like, oh, maybe that wasn't the nicest thing to do, but then turn around and

actually do it again. Like, babe, just say you're sorry and move on.

What are we doing after this? We'll go back, we'll hang out, and then the

coming. Is the chef going to be as hot as the trainer?

Maybe. Because I don't think I can handle it.

When we go back to the house, Erin, where am I going to sleep?

You can sleep in my room that I've been sleeping in. I will take your ass home.

Take my ass home.

Jess, so why don't you sleep with Aaron because it's freezing upstairs?

Honestly, I think one of the rudest things that I would never do, do not

another homegirl's thermostat.

That's right. Don't do it, dude. You know what? That's a really... Don't do

Don't do that. I would never walk in your house and turn your... That is

up. What do you mean? Take my Amex and then, like, buy something?

You want my coach?

Do not touch my thermostat.

I agree. I'm lost. I'm watching another French movie. What's happening?

What are you guys talking about?

Are we ready to bounce? Let's go. Okay. Wait, Uba, can you take my photo real

quick? Yes.

Influencers in the wild. Sorry, influencers in the wild.

Can you actually do a slow -mo after I walk towards you? They're creating.

What are you going to wear? I have a green and a black dress.

I brought one dress and it's blue. Hang on, let me show you.

Let's see it, girl. This one.

this oh wow you know what i can eat a lot in it oh i'm jealous i can't mind i

don't know what i'm wearing today i think i came with a suitcase and two

and they're all full of jeans and sweaters no way you were wearing jeans

so cute but she's so boring jenna has the largest closet out of everyone but

whole closet is buttoned down oh but do you have something for jenna to wear I

have the perfect dress for you. I can't imagine anything that would look good on

you. No, no, no, no. Let me just come.

Come, come, come. Should I come?

Come here. Please, please come to my room. Please come to my room.

I am so happy. Let me dress.

I would love for Jenna to be more seductive.

Let's just have one night where you are beautiful, you are confident, and you

walk into the room and you make people's heads turn. Jenna, you're not going to

believe. Jenna can do that if she lets the damn guard down.

Jenna, let's see.

Okay. No, no, no. I promise you.

Why don't you just try?

I think you should totally try it on. Please, let me help you with your socks.

Okay. I'll put the top on first. Take the socks off.

Don't come out with the socks. No, no. Okay, try, try.

Oh, my gosh. She's going to look so cute.

Jenna. Jenna, you are a lion.

Coming up.

Q, truth, and a lie.

I've had a popsicle stuck up my... Your vagina?

That's outrageous.

I feel like I'm in, like, a chic magazine.

Did I light a fire? Not yet, right? It's too hot.

It's, like, hot. But it's ambiance.

Oh, she did it tonight. Ladies and gentlemen.

She did it tonight.

Is that Uber?

Yeah. Immediately, I'm like, I need to flirt with that person.

She's looking damn fine.

Why don't you do this more?

Yeah, this should be the thing. You look incredible.

Thank you. You look gorgeous.

Everyone says, you should dress like that more often.

And that is the old me.

When I was a woman trying to attract a man, I...

Did everything through their lens. I like the side boob. Thank you. There's a

little side. You got to give him something.

It's fun for a night, but tomorrow I'll be in jeans and a great sweatshirt.

You guys crop up well.

You look nice. Oh, my God, I love you. By doing the red lip. What?

Who is this bitch?

Who is this bitch? Why is she here?

Why is she here?

Hey, hey.

Oh, my God, that's what you had yesterday?

Yes, it is. It looks great.

I love that. I mean, Cy is, oh, my God.

Firebomb. That girl is so hot.

I mean, she looks incredible in the lingerie. And I love that she put it on.

only does she accept the gift, she celebrates the gift.

Ladies, if you wanted to start, we can start.

Let's do it. Can we light the candles?

Yeah. I should not eat lunch. This dress is a little too... This looks so

pretty. You guys can all sit anywhere you want. Cheers.

Cheers. Aaron.

Eh, callate, callate, callate.

Cheers.

Aaron, thank you for being the best. The host was the most, truly, from

everything. It's a lot to take up.

We're going to start with the salmon and whitefish ceviche. This is delicious.

Tuna, sesame miso. Delicious.

This is spook sushi with celery salsa. You want to just put it right in there?

No.

There's other people here. Yellowtail and chili garlic and roll. This is so

good. I don't know.

People are pleased with the food for once.

Crazy.

Okay. Chew, truth, and a lie.

Oh, look at that.

Hey.

I had texted a Knicks fan.

Oh, my God. Who hasn't dated a Knicks player?

I had sex in a car. I had sex in a senator's office.

I think you, the lie is Nick's game. I say senator.

It's a lie. I say Nick's game. I say the Nick's game. Senator, it's a lie.

Nick's game.

Yes!

The fastest back.

Was it with a senator? I'm not telling this story.

Did I ever tell you that I had sex in a senator's office?

Yeah, you're on the kids' room in the car, so...

I have given.

Oh, here we go.

Multiple hand jobs at the same time.

But no anxiety.

She's also like a third hand, like honor, like bone, you know, like she's

swipe up to buy.

I have done threesomes.

I know that one. I love to be choked out. The lie is choked out.

My lie is to give multiple handjobs at the same time.

Do you go all the way with the choked out or do you stop right before you pass

out? I feel like you need a light choke. It's a light choke. That's some crazy

shit.

Okay, I have reversed cowgirls a professional athlete.

Okay.

Yes, obviously. I have reversed cowgirls a Saudi friend.

I see a recurring theme here. She doesn't like to look at who she's

apparently, but she wants to show everyone her ass, which is very on brand

Brynn. I've reversed cowgirled a U .S. governor.

It's very easy. It's the governor. I say the governor.

Governor. With the governor?

Yeah. Yeah.

Brynn loves to giddy up, doesn't she?

She is a big time pony rider.

Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, giddy up.

I've had sex.

In a movie theater, I once fell asleep during sex.

Jenna, I actually can't believe that.

I once had a boyfriend who fell asleep on me while we were having sex.

I think you fell asleep.

I have never fallen asleep on someone.

Interesting. Someone did it to me.

Ew.

That might turn me into a lesbian.

I noticed he wasn't moving.

He was asleep.

Oh, God, it was so embarrassing.

I had sex in Virgin Airlines.

I had sex at Central Park. I had sex in Zara store.

I don't think you had sex at Zara.

I went to Zara.

Yeah. That was it?

You had sex in Central Park? Was it at night? They close at 2.

I live next to it. Where in Central Park? We're not going to get into

Oh, goodness.

Jessel, you're up. I have made out with a well -known rapper.

I've had a popsicle stuck up my... Your vagina?

And I have had sex in the elevator at Soho House.

You did not have sex in the elevator at Soho House. It's a very short trip.

There are cameras in elevators. I'm going to go with no on that one.

The elevator.

I think the popsicle is not. I want the popsicle to be true. No, it's not.

Please let the popsicle be true. If the popsicle is true, I'll take my clothes

off and I'll do a hot lap around the whole house. Oh, did he hear that?

What's the answer?

It's a sub, her house is a lie.

The popsicle is true.

Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa.

How did a popsicle get stuck in your vagina?

It didn't get stuck.

Jethel.

I just want to know more.

I also want to know less.

Oh, I was so stupid when I was younger.

There's some time Jess will say some things. You're like, wait a second. This

just came from Jess. Out of all the things to do, like, kind of not good for

you. And also, like, does that feel good?

I'm very disturbed, but yet intrigued.

I'm more impressed that she might be a freak.

That's what I'm into.

Jess, please teach me your ways. I am your humble servant.

Did you guys come to a Popsicle?

Doctors are urging women not to put Popsicle up.

This was a while back, you guys. I am not making this shit up. Cool down

summer.

People did this. This is taken out of context, by the way. I wasn't hot.

This wasn't a solution to cool me down.

Oh, my God. Did you see that nipple?

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Make it rock. Make it rock.

Oh, my God.

That was hot.

There we go.

Negative. To Jekyll.

Jekyll. To Jekyll.

Jekyll.

Jekyll.

We'd like to see the freaky you.

Coming up.

When you grow up poor, you don't like a dollar store.

No, they're fine.

No, they're not.

Why? Because your whole house from the dollar store.

Where'd everybody go? This place really cleared up.

Let's go.

All right, I'm going to go turn on the fire fix.

You got to get your titties out of my shot.

Why are you posting your nighttime ritual?

No.

I'm trying to do an outdoor fire, but it's not working.

I am.

I am.

Aaron!

I need help. I really need help. I don't f*** with that.

Wait, did you turn it on yet? Yeah, it's on. It's open.

Y 'all are going to blow up in your face.

Do we have a lighter?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Is there a lighter? Give me a lighter.

Your face.

Someone needs to go to the barbecue and get the other propane tank.

What's a barbecue?

I know you're playing music. What's a barbecue?

Where's it?

I saw you trying to throw a match into a gas fireplace.

I grew up poor. That's what we did. We threw it in the oven. The oven comes on.

Oh, is that Abe the Babe?

He's not helping at all. Abe the Babe, we're here. Abe the Babe, that's my boy.

Are you getting turned up?

Abe the Babe.

Fred was useless because she was flirting with Abe on the phone.

Are you DJing?

Abe, Abe, I'm the person who knows what they're doing here. Why are you killing

the vibe?

All I'm trying to do is turn this goddamn thing on.

We got the stash. We got the stash. The stash is secured.

How many capable, competent New York women does it take to light an electric

fire?

Oh, my God.

It might be wet. Did it rain?

There we go.

So we're cool. We got it. Bye, Abe!

Bye, Abe! Yay!

Oh, we're so...

Jenna Lyons is just telling us.

Thanks, Jenna, for helping us.

Jenna. I'm sorry. I had no idea.

Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I have my face blown

off, okay? There is a lot of hair, fake hair, real hair, all of us. So I think

I'm smart for not helping them light the fireplace.

Fran, can you bring the drink?

Yes. We're going to bring the blanket.

This is what happens. You just put the propane tank in the drink.

Very DIY.

That is...

not warm wait we need sake we need prince getting it where's the wine siri

the door oh i hate the hamptons

um alexa how do you open this god

white people are so weird how you doing great why are you worried yeah a little

oh really I just want to make sure you're okay.

It's so nice. That was, like, literally the most spectacular meal.

What's this?

Ducky? Take a sip, baby. Out of the straw that your children have gnawed on.

I need sparkling water with lemon.

Siri, open the fridge.

I don't think it works like that.

Jesus Christ.

Aren't they cute?

It's perfect.

They're $1.

Oh, okay.

Let's go together to meet, too. I can really get a dollar store.

Do you like a dollar store? I don't know why I like a dollar store so much. How

much fun!

I don't think you bitches grew up poor.

That's why.

When you grow up poor, you don't like a dollar store.

No, they're fine.

No, they're not.

You know what my dad used to get from the dollar store? He used to get this

Christmas tree. It was the one that was already decorated.

And then he took the Christmas tree that was literally maybe about this big.

And then he put it on top of a speaker. Remember the old speakers?

You're getting funny and funny. And then he'd lean the f***ing gifts on the

speaker. And then in the morning he would go, Santa was here. Merry

Do you have documentation?

And I would be like. That's cute.

Oh my God. No, it's not cute when you're a kid. When everybody has a Christmas

tree, and my Christmas tree is from the dollar store. But you know what? It

makes me look back and really appreciate those moments of just having family.

You grew up in Brooklyn?

I was originally born in LA.

I moved to New York when I was two. My dad lived in Florida at the time. I

a couple of years.

In Florida, I also lived in different places every seven months until high

school when I stayed put.

Did you get any choice in where you were? I was too young. How was that for

I was always the new girl. I always changed schools all the time. And I got

bullied a lot, but looking back on it, I'm like a chameleon. I can adapt to any

situation at any time.

After that, I, like, moved out when I was 16.

You moved out when you were 16? Yeah. Where'd you move to?

I moved to Brooklyn in an apartment with my roommate from high school.

How did you afford it?

The rent was super cheap. I worked at Sears. That's actually really amazing

impressive. I made it work, and, like, I've been on my own since I was, like,

15. Where were your parents?

My parents didn't take care of me. Like, my mother was around, but she couldn't

afford to take care of me.

My mom didn't have a very big place. She was renting a bedroom.

out of an apartment. So there really was no place for me to live. So I had to

find a place to live.

And what happened after high school?

I went to college. I went to Long Island University, downtown Brooklyn.

Because I was like, I did and I had to drop off. I was so broke in college. I

snuck into college because I couldn't afford tuition and they wouldn't give me

any more loans.

I had to drop out my junior year. So I pretended that I was supposed to be

for summer school and I stayed with a friend in her door because I didn't have

any place to live.

Every day I would go in there and I would just be like, yeah, yeah, oh, I

my ID upstairs or something.

And I think after a while, everyone was just probably like, look, this bitch is

homeless. Let's just let her live here.

Where do you think you get your strength, though?

I think I remember growing up very broke, but always just daydreaming.

I think I used to just dream.

Manifestation. And that, I think, was a form of manifestation.

I didn't know how I was going to get it. I just knew that I was not going to

settle for mediocrity. When I was little, every week, when the weekly

would come, I'd go through the thing and I would look and I would imagine, like,

if we just had, like, $8 .99 or four easy payments, we could have that living

room. Four easy payments.

Of course, we could never afford that. But each week, I would go through and

look and pick if we could. And then not only would I pick the one, but then I'd

probably spend hours visualizing.

where it would all go and how it would look and how proud I'd be of my house.

And then my grandma and I would play a little game where we would be like,

if we could get it this week, what would we do to redecorate the house?

I've often judged myself included for having this really tough exterior, and

I understand why she had to be like that way. My heart goes out to her and at

the same time kind of like holds hands and relates to her because...

I know that feeling.

It makes you a little bit more appreciative. For sure.

So wait, are you staying tonight?

Yeah. I'm staying. Yeah, because I'm here. If it's okay, I just felt family,

but... I have to feel some type of way.

You do?

Yes.

No, she wants me to leave.

She didn't say what the way was.

Go to your ocean view house. I don't have an ocean view. I have a tiny little

house. I'm happy you stayed.

I'll wake you up tomorrow morning. All right, come on, guys. Everybody grab a

plate. Let's go.

Let's go.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New York City.

All right, I'm going to make coffee before I do anything I needed

All right, I need a plan B.

Your tone of voice sometimes is not the most.

So you're calling me a bit.

You've done an amazing job of being a very, very strong woman. I just feel

alone. But you have so many friends here.

I know, but I, um... I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I

know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Let it out, girl.

I don't want to do it.

It wasn't a good situation.

Like, super, super f***ed up.