All language subtitles for The.Real.Housewives.of.New.York.City.S13E12

Previously, on The Real Housewives of
New York City. There is a young woman,

Ashley. She proclaims to be my sister.

My mother spoke about this man named
Kenneth, who could potentially be my

And I want to go on this journey to find
out if it's true.

I gotta tell you, this group is a little
bit boring.

You guys are being grandmas.

Really? Don't you tell me who I am,
Rashad! Sonia, get your... Get your...

your... Get your...

We think the drinking is going to hurt
you. I don't drink alone. I don't drink

on dates. I don't go out and socialize
like that.

This is a man coming through, brother or
something.

He has a lot of problems.

I couldn't fix them, so I abandoned him.

Is this your father? Did he leave when
you were young? Yes. And you had

abandonment issues?

Yes. And it's affected your
relationships with men? Yes.

Of all my vices, being glamorous is one
I'll never give up.

I'm sex positive and BS negative.

I may say the wrong thing, but my
intentions are always right.

I've had to work twice as hard for half
as much, but now I'm coming for

everything.

Just like New York City, Sonia Morgan
never goes out of style.

So what's new with you?

Well, Grandma passed away last Thursday.
She was 87.

How old are you?

37.

Wow. I thought you were like 20
-something.

Ooh, you know black don't crack, Mark.
You ever heard that? I heard that.

Happy birthday.

Thank you for remembering.

That's so sweet.

How are you? Good. I started celebrating
last night with Avery. Oh,

you got me a candle.

Some little cookies we have to
celebrate.

Oh, my God. That is so thoughtful.

Oh, my God. I'm so like, yay, yay, yay.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Everyone knows I love to celebrate my
birthday. I usually celebrate literally

for a month.

All right.

But hey, we're in COVID and I just want
to downplay it. So happy that you agreed

that I could host your birthday party
because you know what?

It's good to give up control and let a
friend do a party for you. You know, I

know you like to do your 50 girlfriend
parties. So how many girlfriends do you

have coming to your birthday?

50. 50.

Yeah. Well, not always. Sometimes I do
like four or six or five or ten or

twelve. Ramona is always hosting her own
birthday party, so I thought I'm going

to switch it up, and this time I'm going
to include Sonia. You're going to have

such a fun birthday lunch. I wanted to
add Sonia if there's space.

No. Okay.

So we have a joint birthday party for
Ramona and Sonia, and it's so much more

fun when a friend.

Does the party for you. Then hosting
your own. We'll keep it small and

I got a nice surprise planned.

All right. I'm excited. Because you know
what? I think I'm not used to receiving

things from people. I'm more of a giver.
So it's really nice that you're willing

to give me this gift. And for Sonya,
too, to take it for you and do it.

I mean, yeah, I'm looking forward to it.

Lady Morgan!

Black don't crack.

Did you ever hear the expression, Black
don't crack.

Yeah, well, blondes do. You know, our
skin is very ruddy.

Yeah. And very sensitive.

It is. Yeah, well, I'm going to make you
insensitive.

Martin can be tough.

It's tough love.

Grandmother died.

Oh, thank you.

You got a heart. You got a heart. But
there's never any growth, really, unless

someone gets in your face. And you know
Martin's going to do that. Get right in

your face.

Last time we spoke about I need to help
myself and not be a doormat.

So, Luana Ramone says I was a little
snippy, I was a little bitchy or

but you know what? Towards them?

That's what they said. I was like, no,
I'm just like drawing them by letting

them run over you anymore.

Yeah, everybody got anger, but what are
you going to do with it? That's what I

said. That's what I'm talking about. Who
doesn't have anger?

Everybody's human.

So, Sonia, you know, I'm glad we had a
talk with her. We had to be, like you

even said it, we'd be irresponsible not
to speak with her, but going to that

seance brought a lot of stuff up with my
brother.

I never really mourned his death.

It's scary. And I'm afraid.

I'm really, really nervous that I can't
help Sonia. I'm just really afraid that

something will happen to her like my
brother. He had a bad accident, that

have some kind of accident.

Does that mean he passed away? He was in
a car, and he crashed into a tree.

And I don't know. I think he probably
was on something, maybe a drink or two.

And thank God he didn't hurt anyone
else.

You know, and I just feel so new. She
sometimes goes too far with the

and I feel helpless, just like I do with
my brother.

Well, listen, I said to her, I said, the
hotel guests were in the hallway.

You know, they could have called
security, and the police could have been

I mean, it just scares the shit out of
me because, I mean... You were there.

You've been there. I want my shoes and
my bag and my stuff.

Don't touch me. And you know what? It
just takes one night.

It's very obvious, Sonia, not addressing
something in her life, something that's

deep -seated that Lou and I cannot help
her with. And I really wish she could go

to a professional to deal with all this
pain that she has that's down deep.

I mean, I had no idea about her father.

No. I got a question, Sonia. What was
your dad's relationship with your mother

like? Well, they really had a love
story. They really loved each other.

The pressure between the two families
was huge. And then his problem with

intimate and maybe controlled a bit by
the family. So anyhow, they broke up.

how often did you see your father?

Oh, I didn't at first.

Why? His mother invited me to come live
with her. Yeah, but why didn't you see

your father? I'm like, come on, get up
here. Because he wasn't a dad. He was

like a player. He's a player.

No, he's a dick.

Let that go. What your father thought
about you has nothing to do with you at

all. It doesn't?

That's why I'm such a comedian from that
pain and wanting to be special. Use

those things to build on. You needed
that experience to get you ready for

moment now.

For the war that you're fighting now.

I know my dad loved me so much. And so
when he came to me, I just was blown

that he actually matured enough on the
other side to see that. And I'm grateful

he showed up at the seance.

Of course.

Walk on water, Sonia. Come on. Hit him.
Hit him. Hit him. Cross.

You're holding this ghost back. If that
beast comes out, he's going to devour

you. No, he's not.

Let it out.

You're angry at your father. That guy.
Jeff. Cross.

Jeff. Cross. Sonia took this Martin to
heart. You know, I mean, she is really

standing up for herself and she's not
letting anybody run over her. Could she

more balanced?

You have hard.

I'm not going to nitpick. Well, baby,
you did good today. I'm proud of you.

thing you said, because I wanted to talk
to you about this anyway. I got it,

Sonya, at the seance when your dad came.

Yeah. Your daddy broke your heart.

He did.

You know, on...

working to find the answers to my
father's story because I didn't listen.

I have some broken heartedness too. I'm
not going to lie to you. I've been

talking to Ashley, the young lady that
thinks we're sisters.

And so we're going to do the blood test
and then we're going to FaceTime and get

the results together.

Ashley reached out to me years ago and I
think I was scared of hearing news I

didn't want to hear, but I'm not scared
anymore.

I don't have anything to lose. And
really, I only have something really

wonderful to gain.

I tell you, you're going through so
much.

But you listen to me, too.

And it makes me feel very heard and
seen.

Oh, I remember every detail.

I read your mind. You finish my
sentences. I finish your sentences. It's

even cutting off.

You do, too. I couldn't believe it. I
know you had a good figure, but that is

amazing, that thing. Thank you, baby.

By the way, I just got a piano. Did you
know this? Oh, no, I didn't even look at

it. Oh, my God, it's beautiful.

Anyway, so Billy was here the other day
and he's been practicing the Christmas

song. I love Christmas music, so I've
been working on an original Christmas

with my musical director, Billy Stritch.
I wanted to do a Christmas song for

Fortune Society.

It would be great if you girls would
all...

You know, sing a line.

You're going to donate all the proceeds
to the sales of the song? All the

proceeds. Sounds good to me. I'm in.

Everybody's going to come here one by
one and just sing their line to make it

really easy.

It's going to be like Christmas week. We
have your party, and then we're going

to do the music video. Okay, perfect.

Right? Just a fun, uplifting song. What
do I want for Christmas?

It's going to be really cute.

Yay, yay, yay.

Coming up.

Let me, like, loosen up a little. Okay,
ready?

Is that it?

You want to do work with Mama?

Come on, girl.

I don't even know how to act because
I've never seen you on the video.

You're beautiful.

Thank you. You as well.

Well, thank you. I was about to say
thank you, sis. But then like that takes

a new meaning now.

I'm tripping. I don't know. This is like
so crazy to me. This is a long time

coming, this DNA test with Ashley.

My whole life since I was six, you know,
there's been rumors and suspicion.

So to be able to have fact -based
evidence around who my family is, I

wait. I just want to say I appreciate
you, Ashley, for being willing to go

through this journey with me. I realize
the little bit of family I had is

dwindling. And before it's too late,
Ashley, I want to make every effort, at

least the effort, to see if I have
additional family out there. Exactly.

when you told me Kenneth had passed,
that really didn't even deter me because

it's still family.

Sure, you have no idea.

Right? I thought I was going to get
heartbroken by that, like, oh, no, he

passed.

I mean, no shade to him. It just didn't
faze me because they're still beyond,

the family beyond him.

When I found out he passed, there was
such an absence of

relationship with him. It didn't hurt.

It didn't break your heart. I thought it
should have hurt.

Yep. Kenneth is Ashley's father. I did
not have a relationship with Kenneth. My

mother, during our trips to see her
family in Louisiana, knowing that he

potentially be my dad, we had a handful
of visits.

It's actually embarrassing, which is why
I don't talk about it. He promised he

was going to come to my college
graduation at Chapel Hill. Of course,

already know it never happens.

But fast forward, I come down to Loyola
for law school.

He was supposed to help me move.

He came.

He did the whole, hey, so good to see
you, whatever, whatever. It's awkward,

like a stranger, but maybe my dad, but
whatever. He did one load.

He was supposed to come back for a
second load.

That's the last time I saw Kenneth in my
life.

I think what I've done.

Ashley, is I blocked it out because it
felt better to just not have any

relationship or communication than to
feel like abandoned.

It was embarrassing even being a kid.

I would just try and pretend that it
wasn't. You know, I'm not looking for

Frankly, I'm going to tell you, I think
that has cursed me in some of my

relationships with men because I will
end it before you end it.

You preach it to the choir now. I had
trust issues, a whole bunch of other

insecurities and issues.

Dear, I don't pretend to know you that
well, but whatever he did, didn't do, he

gave you something good because look at
the mother you are. Look at the woman

you are.

Ashley has been so loving and
vulnerable.

I want to meet this woman regardless
whether we're blood sisters or not.

She's a woman that I respect and admire
and I want a relationship with.

Let me do the legwork here. I don't want
this to be difficult for you at all.

Let me identify a facility that you can
just go to. So let me see what I can

find out. You're going to be local for
the next couple of weeks.

You're not going anywhere.

Thank you. Thank you. My dear. Take care
of yourself. Stay safe. Bye.

Amanda. Amanda.

Hi. Very nice to meet you. Luann, nice
to meet you in person.

Wow, this is amazing.

Quite the view, right?

Oh, wow. I mean, in pictures, it didn't
look as fabulous as this, I have to tell

you. If you told me I'd be planning a
party for Ramona's birthday, I would

you're crazy. But here I am planning a
party for Ramona's birthday. Because

there's always so much drama around
Ramona and Sonia's birthday, I thought,

going to throw them a party.

That's okay. How are you doing?

How are you? Good.

Hi. This is Amanda. How are you, Amanda?

Nice to meet you. Very nice to meet you.
Isn't this amazing? It's beautiful.

Look at these views. Oh, my God.

I was thinking that maybe we could do,
like, the cake over there and the

dancers.

Wait, female or male dancers? Male?

Well, I don't know.

Sonia, after all. We'll keep it classy.
Don't worry. We're going to keep it

classy. Everything will go.

Yeah, famous glass horse, keeping it
classy.

All right, stop, stop.

Love it, bitch.

You're my rose, baby. This side, we
could keep it mild on the other side to

the burlesque party side.

Luann, the countess, does not hire
strippers, but she hires burlesque male

dancers, which are male strippers.
What's wrong with the word stripper?

great word. Strippers are amazing.

I want to be in charge of the cake
because I have a cake idea.

Okay, great.

Yeah, so I think this is perfect.

I think so, too. All right. I'm happy.
And I think, like, we all need a little.

We all need to have some fun. Yeah.

This is what I wanted to ask you. So for
the song.

Yeah. Do we have to, like, sign
anything? Or is there anything that we

like, a contract or agreement saying,
like, giving approval to use our voices

anything like this? I literally just
laid down the tracks so that you girls

come in and sing. Right.

And so I haven't even thought about that
part yet, but I will. By the way, Lisa

Renner was on my last video.

What song was that?

They were on Phil and Giovanni.

Oh, cool.

I'm really happy to donate my time and
my voice to Benefit Fortune Society. I

just want to make sure that all my bases
are covered legally.

Am I protected? Are we protected? Is she
protected?

Like, I don't know. So I saw that little
article about you and Garth.

I know. Were you so annoyed by that, or
were you like... Well, you know, I was

annoyed by it, but it was my own doing.
I mean, I gave it... Because you talked

about it. I talked about it, and I
forget.

You know when you're talking to a
girlfriend... That people will talk,

people will like, right, no, I know.

Garth is... Oh, my God, what did he say?
He was not happy. Yeah. And I, you

know, I feel really bad, but we're just
kind of laying low. You know, I'm in the

city I didn't see for Thanksgiving.

We're just kind of taking a little
break.

Garth and I were not hot and heavy. We
were having a good time.

We liked each other's company, and we
had fun. And it fizzled, and then it

of fizzled.

We're just kind of taking a break for
the moment.

And, okay.

On to the next one. You know, I'm busy.
I'm good. I'm happy. I mean, I'm so

busy, too. And I got a new vibrator.

Oh, good. I did, too, actually.

Coming up.

What do I want for Christmas?

Christmas. There you go. But what do I
want for Christmas?

Just you.

Hey, how are you guys doing out here?

We're good. How are you, love? Good to
see you. Awesome. Hey, Brian.

That's great.

Good to see you. We're getting it all
set up. I'm so excited about today. I

know. It's going to be so much fun with
all the girls. I can't wait. I love it.

It's going to be great. So what are you
doing? So I just made lyric sheets for

each of the girls. Uh -huh.

Perfect. And that's it.

I am one lucky girl to be able to work
with two.

men in the industry who are just
incredibly talented. Bruce Roberts has

with Barbara Streisand and Donna Summer
and Billy Stritch with Liza for 25

years.

Oh, that's Ramona. I'm sure. Hold on.
Hello.

I'm coming.

Hey. Oh,

I love your shirt. Oh, thank you. I'm
good. I'm good.

Do you want me to take your coat?

Yeah. Okay.

I can't wake up this way. You don't have
any Earl Grey tea by any chance? I do.

Of course I do. You do?

Yeah, of course I do.

You look cute.

Thank you. Thank you for doing this. No,
honey, of course.

Friends do things for fun. You're such a
good friend. You really are.

I love it now.

Say hi to Billy first. Hi, Billy. Your
hair's a little longer. I like it. Yeah,

I haven't seen you in ages. Kind of
sexy. How are you?

Nice to see you, love. You too. It's
been years.

Yeah. How you been?

Good, I can't complain. Thanks for being
part of this. Please say hello to

Brian. This is Brian, our engineer, our
sound engineer.

He's very quiet because he's a
technician.

He said, you're like invisible. I didn't
even feel your presence.

You'll hardly know he's here. I mean,
he's very handsome. Isn't he?

I really don't have a great voice. I did
up until 12, then my voice changed and

I never kept up the singing.

I'm not doing all this because I can't
sing. No, you're only doing the yellow

lines. Well, you didn't yellow this one.
Well, and those. I'm sorry. But it's

for a great cause. It's nice to perform.

So I'll figure out how to make this
work.

But what do I want for Christmas?

Just you.

Okay, hold on.

But what do I want? But what do I want?
Here we are. But what do I want? But

what do I want for Christmas? Go down
almost.

Christmas. There you go.

There you go. But what do I want for
Christmas?

Just you.

Auto -tune plays an important part in
every song. Let's face it.

Circling the globe until we find the
perfect match. No, no, no, no, no.

I think I did fine.

I mean, I'm not the best singer,
obviously, but you know what? I have

energy.

It's going to sound fabulous, and I
can't wait to see it for your birthday.

And it's a Christmas song, for goodness
sake. How bad can I do?

Have a good day. See you soon.

Are you exhausted?

No.

She's fine.

She's so good natured. She is.

I'm not expecting everybody to come in
here and be, you know, Adele.

Hey!

This is your new apartment. This is my
new place. Let me check it. Oh, Billy's

here! I know!

How are you? What a sight for sore eyes.
Happy birthday, belated. How are you?

Oh, my God.

I always love working with Billy. He's
iconic, and he's very nice.

And he makes you sound good.

You're going to sing, but what do I want
for Christmas?

Just you.

That's the part I love.

I like diamonds in panties, too. It's
parties, not panties.

But I like panties, too.

Diamonds on my panties. And you?

I've missed you so much.

Here we go.

What do I want for Christmas but you?

Just you.

But what would I want for Christmas just
you?

What do I want?

A few more times.

How are you?

Oh, look, check you out. You look
amazing.

This building's amazing.

Oh, thank you.

Hey, baby. Hi.

I think we got it.

Perfect timing.

I'm nervous. I'm nervous.

I didn't say I'm a singer, because I'm
not a singer.

Oh, this is real.

Thank you again. I love you.

Luann asked for this, so she's going to
get it. But I hope they're not looking

for Whitney Houston, because this ain't
it.

But what do I want for Christmas?

Just you.

Beautiful. That's lovely.

I can't wait for this to be released.

Next victim. Next victim.

It's me.

Leo. Hi. Hi.

How are you? Good, how are you? Good.
Come on in. Oh, you have food? Yeah, I

some sushi for us. Oh, amazing. Are you
hungry?

I'm happy to do this song, but I'm also
feeling ambivalent because...

I want the contract.

This is Brian, our sound track guy. Oh,
hi, how are you? Brian's our engineer.

I'm his co -writer, co -producer. Great.

Can I ask a couple, and don't get
offended, just because I did speak to my

attorney earlier, and I just want to be
clear about things. But, like, who owns

the song?

Like, how does it get distributed?

God forbid, like, a track was sampled
without permission or something. Like,

I... Possibly liable for the law. I
don't think you have any liability at

The track is basically written by Bruce
Roberts and I, publishing is owned by

the three of us. Right. It's totally
original. We're not using any piece of

anything else on this song.

Talk about timing.

Leah and I talked about this briefly,
and now is definitely not the time to

about it with my producer who's standing
right here.

It's embarrassing.

Everything I'm making is going to
Fortune. Forever?

Like, how does that work?

You know, listen, you don't need to know
the details of fortune.

Do you know what I'm saying?

What are you talking about? I know, but
I mean, I think that, you know. You just

have a line in the song.

You know what I mean? It's like, if
you're not comfortable, there's plenty

girls that are into it and are doing the
song, and they haven't asked that

question because they don't really give
a shit.

But if you really care. Then I do. I'm
sorry.

There's not a lot of money in this
business. I mean, you're donating it to

Fortune Society, so I would imagine that
there is some money in it. You know,

and that's all.

I'm donating my time, first of all.

Why are you getting so defensive?
Because you're getting defensive.

If you don't feel comfortable, I can't
have you record. I'm asking questions,

and the fact that you're attacking me
just for asking questions. I'm not

attacking you at all. That actually
makes me uncomfortable. I just wanted to

questions.

Okay. So, well, maybe your attorney
needs to call my attorney because I'm

lawyer. So I can't answer your questions
really. Basically, Leah, I feel like

it's a donation. No one's going to come
to you later and hold you responsible

for anything.

That's really all I'm, God forbid.

Yes, I understand. That's all I really
hear. I understand.

I love Luann. I love Christmas song,
even though I'm converting. But this is

a personal thing. Just wondering what
this arrangement looks like.

No, I want you to be happy to do it. I
really want to be in the music video

more. I hope I don't make a fool of
myself singing right now. No, thank you.

Yeah, no, of course.

I'm just protecting myself. No, of
course. Believe me, if you don't think

got your back, I got your back.

I protect you like this. I feel for you.
I had all the Christmas spirit going,

and it's like you're having a party, and
she comes in, and she shuts the music

off. Let me, like, loosen up a little.
Okay, ready?

Okay. Is that it?

I'm ready. Here we go.

But what do I want for Christmas?

Just you?

Yeah.

Yeah, that was perfect.

Perfect. Coming up.

He has a beautiful penis.

Big? That's a very good sign. Because it
wasn't fully. It wasn't fully. Right.

It was kind of flaccid, but it was still
chubby and nice.

Finally here.

Oh, my God. Time for a party. Let me
help you.

Hi. Amazing.

Your kiss was... Hank is amazing. He did
such a great job on our pageant night

out in the Hamptons. Oh, my God.

Beautiful.

Hank is like one of the girls. We just
love having him around.

Hi. How are you? Sparkly, sparkly. I
know. Oh, I love this. Oh, thank you.

Thanks.

How are you?

I feel like coming into the party, I'm
like, it's round two, second chance.

Bershon, relax.

Because I can get out of hand.

But it's their night.

So I'm like, chill.

Oh, my God.

I love it.

The girls are here.

I'm really happy that Luann came up with
the concept of just Ramona and I

celebrating our birthdays together.
Ramona realized we don't need her 75

friends. We have each other.

Where do you want to drink, girls?

I'll take the Blanco. Sure.

With, like, lots of ice in a wine glass.

You know the amazing party that you had
for the pageant? Yes. And I was drinking

tequila and having fun and everything.

That was a fun party with a fun vibe.
We're going to do that tonight. We're

going to have that much fun.

I'm not drinking with these girls
because they're wagging their finger.

And Lou's not drinking. Leah's not
drinking. No one's drinking but me and

Well, the night we drank together that
red wine.

She called me a clown.

Honestly, I wasn't sure I wanted to see
you tonight.

You know what? Now that I'm seeing you,
I remember I really liked you. Oh, okay,

good. When Breshawn is not saying stupid
things to me and pissing me off, we

actually get along really well.

I'm sure I'd love her when she's
sleeping. I had a boyfriend for six

way.

She's not going to drink tonight because
she's scared to drink around you girls.

All right, good.

It's a birthday party, though. Let's
wait an hour or two.

What's the boys get here?

They'll change that, too.

Hey. Hi. How are you?

Happy birthday.

Thank you.

I'm so excited.

See you.

Hi, gorgeous. Hi, honey.

How are you?

So good to see you. Good. This is
stunning. Isn't this beautiful? I love

room. Happy birthday.

I was forgiven after almost lighting
Ramona's backyard on fire, like a week

after I met everybody.

So I think I have to extend for Sean the
same

grace and have her start over.

What's going on? Do you remember me?
Yeah. How you doing? You're the

correct, astute, sexy, nude poser. I'm
very talented, but there's one thing I

can't do is take this off of myself.

Hi, Kurt. How are you?

Looking fabulous and gorgeous as ever.
Oh, so nice to see you.

Who that man?

Oh, my God. That's the model. The male
model. Oh, my God.

He is so cute. Is he going to be nude
tonight?

I don't know.

He has a beautiful penis. He has a very
nice penis.

Really? That's a very good sign. Because
it wasn't fully. It wasn't fully.

Right. It was kind of flaccid, but it
was still chubby and nice. Yeah. I

forgot I saw his dick.

It's amazing.

That's a feat.

Because it was nice, you know.

Girls, there's a gentleman here who
would like to give you a little gift.

is Dylan.

Hey, you. How are you? Mona, you know,
obviously.

Hi. Well, you look pretty handsome as
always.

And this is Sonia Rita. Hi.

Have you ever met my girlfriend, Sonia,
before?

We are. Ten is one. Dylan, I just know.
Are you a swim instructor?

What?

People. Through people.

Very suspicious.

Basically, she doesn't want me to know
where she met this guy.

Through people.

This is the Oscar party.

An Oscar party.

Yeah, we hung out. Oh, an Oscar party.
These are for you. Oh, my gosh. Good to

see you, buddy. Oh, my gosh.

She asked me to bring my friends. I
brought my friends.

How are you doing? You did.

We're shy.

Nice to meet you.

Can we just find new men?

I mean, when I met William the last
time, it didn't go that well.

You seem like the kind of guy that when
you're having sex, you're looking in the

mirror at yourself during sex. No! Why
are you talking about that?

Don't pay attention to her.

I'm projecting all my anger of past
boyfriends onto William, and I shouldn't

doing that, and I'm sorry.

He has great chest and abs.

Oh, hey.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, what's up?

How are you?

Happy belated birthday.

Happy birthday to you, too. Because
you're like one day apart.

Hi. What is going on here? You know
Dylan, right?

Have you never met?

Girls, what do you think? You know me,
Sonia Rita. We had to fill the party

some boys. We always have to have a
foil.

Handsome boys, I must say. He's got
great hair.

Doesn't he have great hair? So do you.
So do you, darling. Thank you. So guys,

let's get you drinks, right?

Tell me the future now.

I know William's here. He's Ramon, as we
all know that. So that leaves Dylan up

for... Grab.

You know, I just, I don't leave toys to
be unplayed. Can I have your attention,

please? Yes, Hank. All right, Ramona and
Sonia, Lou and I have a little treat

for you this evening. And I hope you
enjoy.

Bartender, hit play.

Oh, my God.

I love it. I love it.

Oh,

no.

Coming up.

Don't overstep your.

You're not going to find it.

Having fun. This is what I thought
needed to happen in Salem.

I don't want him giving me a lap dance.
I don't want their body close to my

body. I can admire you from afar.

That's good enough for me. Hey, Mona.

She's so cute.

Leah, you give him the lap dance.

Sonia for almost 20 years. Ramona,
almost 20 years. Yeah. And to be

to celebrate with you. We love you so
much and happy birthday.

And I love you. Happy birthday, girl.

Happy birthday, Sonia Rita. I love you.
I love you. All right.

unless everybody's in it together.

Should I drink? I'm just going to do me.

Look at this hair.

Oh, go outside? What happened to Garth?

Well, you saw it was all over the place
that we were dating.

My apartment, my views are unbelievable.

No, seriously, unbelievable.

Whatever I know is this pre -existed
tonight.

Those two? Yeah.

Ramona's going to go for Will again?

Does it ever go too far?

Maybe I'm painting you and then, you
know, you come up closer and then you

little closer and then I mean, and then
I touch it. And then I mean, almost all

the time. No touch.

What do you mean almost?

99 .9, no touching. Do you feel like
Rose in Titanic when they're painting

Of course. And Jack. I couldn't sit
there with my vulva out either.

Vulva? Yeah. The particular lips of the
vagina.

I think the vulva is like what's inside
the vagina.

vulva is like the whole thing oh and
then you say the whole thing again the

whole thing all right honestly i'm
googling

vulva right now because i need to know
sorry i need to like figure this out

is a man who looks like he sat around
and like studied the karma sutra and

it his business to understand exactly
how to please a woman which is really

i respect kurt very much oh i need to
talk to you so i want to invite you both

i'm doing an event next week She knows
about it.

Oh.

Oh.

Is this something I can't hear? No.

Oh, God.

So I'm going to do an event next week.

It's actually called Black Shabbat. A
Jewish Shabbat dinner?

Correct. That's for black people?
Correct.

So it's going to be inclusive of my good
Jewish friend Archie is going to host

it at her house. It's gorgeous. You'll
love it. She's not black. She's Jewish.

Then why are you calling it a black
Shabbat? Because the guests I'm inviting

black, except for my new friends, which
are you guys.

Why can't you say, I'm having some
people over? Why do you have to say

they're white, black, purple, yellow, or
red? I don't understand.

I'm calling it black Shabbat because we
share some things culturally.

We're both people that have been
oppressed. We're people that have come

It's my birthday.

I really don't want to get into all
this. I can't invite you to a party,

Just say I want... How am I going to
come? Hey, baby, I'm having a party. I

you to come to the Shabbat dinner. No,
it's Black Shabbat. It is Black Shabbat.

Just say I want... I want you to come to
Black Shabbat. No, just say it's

Shabbat dinner. No, it's not. That's not
it. It's Black Shabbat, and I want you

to come.

I hope this will just be a fun night,
but sometimes with Ebony, she makes it

very serious and kind of lecture -like.

It's going to be fine. And why can't I
come?

Only because, A, COVID. So I'm limited
to literally the number of people I can

have in Archie's home. And the black
people I wanted to come are black people

that I've been to Israel with. These are
black people I've experienced the

Jewish community and people with.

It's okay. I can miss the party.

After Harlem Nights. Each of you have
been assigned a particular icon from the

Harlem Renaissance.

And as you might imagine, it's been with
intention.

I don't need to go to school again for
five hours.

I'm good.

Cheers, bitch. It's your birthday.

Do what you want, when you want, how you
want it. Cheers.

And you too.

Do we know what's going on with the
music video with Luann? I'm sorry, what

you mean?

She's donating the proceeds to charity,
but for how long? How many years? What

if she starts making tens of money from
the song in a year or two? You know

what? I don't know. I don't think she's
like that.

What?

Well, I'm talking about the song.

What about it?

If our voices are going to be used,
like, do we have to sign a release? And

does the release look like? And, like, I
think that we should have gotten it

before we recorded it all. And I said I
trust you. And I appreciate it, Ramona,

because when you came to my apartment,
you came in and you were talking about

lawyers and all of that, and you should
have brought it up to me before. It was

like Bah Humbug. We're recording a
Christmas song to give to women from

Society.

Basically, you said to me, I don't trust
you. I was really disappointed by your

reaction. Well, I think it's terrible
that you think me, like, protecting

and wondering. You basically insinuated
that I would please you. God bless her.

God bless her. I don't need a piece of
it. God bless her. But you know what? I

do. I do.

Really? Yes. Why do you want to fight?
You don't want the smoke. Really, stop.

You don't. You don't. You really don't.

Oh, my God. Will you shut up? I'm trying
to talk.

All I know is that everyone was very
angry. last year and Dorinda and Sonia

on you for using Sonia and not paying
one cent

frankly we is right but you know i
really just figured which is not my norm

we would get to the paperwork a little
later if this was anything but for

charity honey we would have had to sign
on the dotted line first thing you're

acting like there's something wrong with
that if i'm on this song and if we're

all part of the song and if it went and
luann was making millions i would hope

that she would break us off with
something because that's just how it

is very simple I really want to know how
the money is going to be donated to the

charity and for how long. And that's
really what I give a shit about.

I'm trustworthy and I'm not greedy. Let
me promote Leah Mob.

No,

I don't need it. You're not exactly my
demographic, so it's all good.

I already have Rihanna wearing my shit.
Do you think I need you wearing my shit?

And also, she can't wear your stuff.
It'll look ridiculous.

It upsets me that Leah doesn't get it.
Now you're talking behind my back with

girlfriends. at the party that I'm
throwing for Ramona and Sonia about

issues that don't exist yet.

No.

Everyone come in. It's time for the
beautiful cake reveal.

People are attacking each other. What's
going on right now?

I'm a little worried about Leah getting
your birthday cake ready.

Yeah, don't get Leah to get my cake.

That's not a good idea.

I'm going to go now. Goodbye.

Leah got the cake. A vagina and a penis.

So what should I have?

The vagina or the penis?

I'll go for the penis.

Hey, Leah, this is a very good penis
cake.

Isn't it so good?

Delicious.

I really don't want you to think that I
don't think you have integrity or that I

don't trust you. It's not about that. I
want you to know that. It's about

actually protecting our friendship.

When friends do business together,
that's it.

Just know I didn't get to it yet. I cut
my right arm off.

The trusting for me with Leah was really
the most upsetting. For her to think

that she couldn't trust me was the
point.

Hopefully we can now move on and get to
that bridge when we get to that bridge.

of us are perfect. Okay, me, Luann,
Ramona, especially. I mean, we're old

this point. But when I gel with my
girls, it reminds me why I'm friends

them. You want to go for a drink?

Okay.

I can't help myself.

Ramona! I've been hiding back here for a
second.

You have my address, right?

I don't.

Next time on The Real Housewives, New
York City.

So tell me what happened with Dick.

Did you even have sex?

You can hardly walk today. What the f***
are you?

What's a rabbi like? He's about probably
my age or like a few years older. He's

a few years older.

That was scandal.

I'm not having sex with him.

So yesterday I found out about the DNA
stuff with Ashley.

After 1921, we lost some money.

Oh, I know.

there's enough money for her to be
getting something every month. Yes. Do

know it's $20 ,000, $10 ,000 cash check?

Pardon? Hank got a call, and Dilla said,
listen, she's passed out drunk on my

bed in my hotel room, and you got to get
her out of here.

You know she likes to make up stuff. I
call it lying. She likes to lie.

She lies.

What do I want for Christmas?

We're doing a music video right now.
We're going to just do this over and

Yeah, I know, but it's cold and it's
raining.

Okay. I didn't get the lip sync taped.