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Previously on The Real Housewives of New York City.

I don't want to like mean to everybody, but I'm also just like dealing with like

my grandmother and like the state of the world. My grandmother Marie is very

sick right now.

I had lunch with Luann in the city the other day with Heather. She's going to

actually come out. She was like talking so much about Luann on her podcast. She

literally said Luann does hard drugs.

Let's FaceTime Garth. It's Garth, Garth, Garth.

Hi, Amber. Oh, Jesus. How are you? He picks up on the first ring. What are you

doing? Look at their shoulder pad.

Luann bought me a top.

She's out of it right now. Luann bought me my mortgage with Chase.

Wells Fargo has better rates. Shut up!

No, no.

Stop it!

Stop it! That's too much. Wells Fargo!

I was not talking about you. It's not Jamie Morgan!

Stop the drinking. Oh!

Sonia, stop the drinking. Stop the drinking. Don't blame me on the

It's my family.

Hello, your family hasn't paid for your bills. So why are you so concerned of JP

Morgan? What's wrong with you, bitch? What's wrong with you? Get real.

Get real.

Guess what? You don't have anything to rely on. I have my dad.

That's enough. That's enough. She was pulling Aaliyah in Newport.

Ramona, it's all over your face.

I totally understand, Ramona. Why are you defending them till the death?

I have a family.

I have friends.

And I have a solid financial future.

She better...

Nobody.

I know who I am. She's crazy. She's gone off the deep end, and you're

provoking her. You know that. You had a father who drank, and you don't engage.

She's just getting more pissed.

I can't hang out with drunks.

You can.

I mean, I can't hang around with drunks. It's bad to me.

That's why I wanted to be with you out of the room.

Because when I see that, it gives me so much sadness.

I can't be around this. I can't.

It's just too painful for me. I can't do it. I can't.

I'm going to just go.

I'm going to go to the car. I mean, I'm going to go to the car. I can't.

It's so hard for me to watch Sonia go down this rabbit hole because I had to

down the same rabbit hole in order to turn my life around. As much as we can

to stay to Sonia, watch it with your drinking and take drinks away, it's only

going to change if Sonia wants it to change.

She just misses the mark every time.

I'm so sorry I upset you. It was never my intention to upset you. I'm so sorry.

I love you. You know how much I love you. I told you that last night. You

some stupid ass thing. Okay, so maybe I did. I apologize.

Let's go home.

At this point, what can I do with Sonia? I can't be rational and explain to her

because right now she's being extremely emotional.

And of course, alcohol fuels emotion. So it's taking her to the deep end.

Luann! I'm here.

I'm just, I just need to be out of there. No, it was a lot. I know.

Sorry you had to see that. No, no, no, it's okay. You know, you've been

somebody for 30 years. It happens, but, ooh, child.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, please.

No, I know. That's very sad.

Sonia's married to her story.

This is bad!

And that makes me sad.

Girl, your life's in front of you. Come on. Let's go see Marlene Poco snuggle in

bed. Come on. She can't communicate things when they upset her.

So she holds it in for all this time.

It's a lot.

I hate you. I love you.

I hate you. But you have your price tag on.

Some things don't change. You love leaving the price tags on. I hate you.

Good morning, Mother. How are you, dear?

I'm good.

Where are you right now?

I'm at Ramona's house. They better be treating my baby right. I know that.

You're so sweet, Mama. I brought you coffee, girl.

You had a tough night, honey.

Where's my poodle?

Oh, Molly.

Dude. How's the Hamptons?

I'm tired.

Have you talked to Mom about Grandma?

Yes. Mom brought up that she wants me to have time alone with Grandma to tell

her how I feel about her. Yeah, I know. She said she wants you and Daniel to

have that, but then she didn't talk about me having that.

Well, I went up, and it's also, like, Grandma's very tired, and, like, it just

depends on her mood.

I know.

Mom tries to control everything. It's crazy. Yeah, and, like, everyone gets a

little nuts about, like, do you want to be alone with her? And it's like, no, I

mean, I just am happy to be in the house with her.

Exactly. That's how I feel.

Things are not looking amazing, but we're all...

keeping our spirits up and keeping the hope alive.

But obviously this is a huge stress on my mom. And I am trying to not be

a little bitch. I know she means well, but it's also like, don't make it this

big pressure thing. And then how about if I don't? Oh my God. I know. And then

you regret it forever.

This is why I wanted to call you. So I got, I got your text grandma.

I know she's home. I saw she's in the hospital bed.

And I wanted to talk to you about, I know you're trying to decide if you keep

her on this feeding tube or not. So where are you with that? How are you

about that?

She's living with quantity, but she doesn't, she's not having quality life.

quality of life.

Right. And so, and I said, listen, ma 'am, it's me and my daughter.

I would rather my daughter make a decision because I don't think I would

that decision on me.

You trying to punt the ball to me?

Yeah, well, the thing is. I would rather you have it on you and you decide that

you killed Mama than me. You know what? I knew you were going to say that. You

know, it's a real trip. I love my mother, but Gloria's sneaky if you don't

her. Gloria's trying to put this decision off on me, and I'm not having

Well, we don't know if she's ever going to get better or not. Well, listen.

Well, then, listen. I'm not going to do your dirty work.

What the heck happened last night? Well, at dinner, you were talking to your

friend. William. And Ebony said something about that.

She's going to be getting refinancing. When I said to her, oh, don't get your

mortgage with Chase. It's lower at Wells Fargo. That's the lowest rate. And you

went ballistic. Of course.

Why would you send money away from the family? Focus. Why would you even send

Wells Fargo around? But you went, just so you know, you really overreacted. So

there was something else going on. Well, it's my daughter's future. And then you

knew what I was thinking.

Sonia is making no sense right now. The impact of where Ebony's getting her

mortgage will not affect her daughter's lifestyle one iota. Whenever there's

like family stuff, my whole family, as you know, moved away. You guys are my

family now.

How many years ago? Seven years ago. Like seven years ago. I know you were

heartbroken about that. I was.

I remember you were heartbroken. I felt left.

You felt abandoned.

Yes. Your daughter's gone. She has her own apartment.

She's done. I just moved, like, all her accounts because she's now of age.

Everything's in her name now.

Done. And I think last night was a culmination of everything you're

know, your family moving to Nashville, your daughter not living at home

you're alone in COVID.

So now you're feeling, I think, maybe more alone than ever. What's your

fear? I don't want to be alone the rest of my life. I want to be with someone.

Okay, bingo. When Luann got Garth on the phone.

And FaceTimed him. I think that hits something in here. Garth again. That

is driving me nuts. Yes.

Bingo. Is that bothering you that she's got Garth, Garth, Garth, Garth this,

Garth that, Garth this, Garth that. I think that's what's really bothering you

because you wish you could maybe have a Garth in your life. That pains you that

she has this Garth. I can tell. The issue at hand is you feel like chopped

liver. Yes.

I'm really feeling like everything is coming down to this dog and you and Lou

and, you know, I'm feeling like you. I really.

Taking stock and who really is there for me right now. So I'm feeling very

empty, empty and lonely.

And it makes you maybe have one drink too many and you get very emotional

because you're in pain.

Oh, wow.

It's true.

I don't want you to be in pain. No one should be in that kind of pain.

I'm sorry.

I wish I could take it all away.

Coming up.

Oh, that's interesting. So, Ebony comes in and you're nice to her?

Yeah, because I was having a private conversation with Louie. You're honestly

such a freaking bitch. It's insane.

All right, girls, want to get ready to work out?

Michelle, can you fill these with water, though, for me?

Michelle? Hold on one second, Mona.

Michelle, Michelle, can you do me a favor? Can you take these off? Wait,

I'm not using these on the table. Let's take these off.

Can you bring me the clippers?

Yeah, of course. We decided that today would be my day to plan everything.

Leah had the theme of Burning Man, which is kind of like very whimsical and fun.

And actually, it was a great theme. I got really into it. So I wanted

the opposite, something very traditional and elegant, like Audrey Hepburn and

Breakfast at Tiffany's.

I had a great talk with Sonia. You did? And? Bottom line, I got her to open up.

And I said, I think what you were really upset about, not about Luann, had this

guy, Garth, who's really there for her and paying attention to her. And then

started getting teary -eyed, so I knew I hit it. You have a nice relationship.

And then, sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm just sharing something with you. I'm just in the middle of a

conversation. Can you come back in five minutes?

Thanks.

So then, Talia.

I just, it's fine.

What do you want me to do? I don't understand.

It's getting annoying.

Like, I can't go.

It's so stupid.

I'm just like an open wound right now.

Any little thing at this point is going to feel like the end of the world.

Because it is the end of the world.

As I know it.

With my grandmother.

I would have loved and embraced and not a get out of here.

Last night I was so, it saddened me so much to see.

How much pain she was in, you know? And that's where the drinking is coming

from. And I know the feeling. And it's an awful place to be.

Come on. I'm going up.

There's so much deep pain there. I know. I honestly cannot dance. How do you

work for Ramona? She's a dumb bitch.

I don't know how you work for her. I love you, Leah. It must be really

difficult. You know, Michelle, can I have the garbage, please? All right. You

your table. I'm going to make a coffee. And I'm going to get ready to work out.

You ready?

Table looks gorgeous. Where do I meet? Shoes? Sneakers?

Mentally, emotionally, I'm like really with my grandmother and like my family.

And then having to deal with her being just like a fucking fuck up bitch. It's

just like too much.

So for the table setting, I have the choices of like this one

or the pearl.

It's not a question. That is gorgeous.

Wait, look at this. Oh, that's interesting. So Ebony comes in and

her. Yeah, because I was having a private conversation with him. You're

such a freaking bitch. It's insane.

I'm not going to get oysters because I'm not going to be treated like a second

-class citizen. You don't understand because you haven't been dealing with

What happened this morning? You haven't been dealing with this woman. Believe

me. She's a psychopath.

Lies about COVID tests.

She's a psycho.

What happened this morning?

I'm done. I was having a private conversation.

With Luann, an intimate conversation about Sonia. No, Ramona, you're freaking

rude. That's it.

Go ahead.

I'm done with her. I know. I'm done with her. She's just so rude. It's crazy.

She's so rude and she's so f***ing fake. Come in.

She's so rude. She's so fake. I can't handle it. I just can't with Ramona. I

can't do it.

I'm not going to stay here without you. I can't deal with her anymore.

Okay. I don't want to see you hurting. Stop.

That's what I'm saying.

Honey.

Leah, will you answer this question for me? What the f*** happened this morning?

She's being f***ing phony, dude.

She's being phony. She's just phony.

No, I'm not saying that.

Some people don't.

So Leah's acting psycho.

What happened? I saw her face when she walked into the diner. I was like,

wrong? Well, she came in and I said, can you come back in five minutes, right?

Because you and I are having this very intimate conversation.

She doesn't know Sonia the way we know Sonia. And I don't want to have to start

the whole conversation over again with Leah. Of course I share with her later.

It's called having social cues.

It's just us in the house. What are you having a private conversation about?

Then I run into Ebony and I want to show her my table. And then Leah walks in

and says, oh, so you can talk to her and not to me?

Oh.

Psycho. Well, I'm going to work out first.

Yeah, I'm going to work out first. I need to get some energy moving.

Oh, Jesus.

Luanne, get the door.

Oh, look who's here.

Hey, Garth. Hey, dude. Hey, come on in. Thanks for having me. Yeah, how are you

doing? You can take this off now.

It's nice.

So good. We're going to have a workout. The girls are so excited.

Hey, I'm Marley. Say hello to Marley. Oh, and say hello to Sonia.

How are you? This is Garth.

Hi. Oh, my gosh. I'm happy for Luann that she found love or a big dick or

whatever. But, jeez, it's not the greatest thing since sliced bread.

I'm getting ready to work out. You can see up your nightgown. Oh.

Right now, I think this group could really use a workout with Garth. They

to, like, whoa.

That's true. Everybody could use a workout with Garth.

In more ways than one.

Meet Garth.

Oh, no wonder Lou Anne's so happy.

Hi, Garth. Did you get taller overnight?

This is Ramona. This is Garth. Yeah.

You guys are quite striking together.

Oh, the lovely couple. Look at Lou Anne.

What makes Garth really hot is his...

smile, his eyes, the way he speaks, and the way he looks at Luann. Because

someone can be very good -looking and not be hot. Someone can be average

-looking and hot. So, hey, Garth has it all, in my opinion. You have Garth all

to yourself?

I know you're sharing him with other people, but not with me. Okay. This

I'm going to go get a little... We'll get her next time.

I'm on his list now.

But you guys have fun.

For me, top of the morning, this is my priority. And I make no apologies about

it. Oh, God.

Ramona.

I'm ready.

Find your mat. I want to look like her. This is my mat. You go over there. Oh, I

like this mat. Here, come over here. Come over here. Where's Sonia?

Oh, jeez. Where?

Oh, no. I hate that.

Planks and all that. Oh, I hate that. Come on, Sonia.

Hey, Sonia.

Hi. Oh, you look so cute, Sonia.

Right hand down and turn and look up and repeat on the other side.

I mean, it's one thing we have to hear about Garth, Garth, Garth. Now we have

work out on top of it.

Can't we just go to the kitchen and have a donut?

Left leg back.

Hair and makeup is always my thing, honey. I wrote the book, literally.

I'll get my workout in later, I promise, honey. Can't you tell?

Hello.

Remember, right leg back, ball left.

Wait, this goes back, right?

Right leg back. Other right leg.

I think I need to go get, like, a kind bar.

Do you have to have that mask on?

No, not now. Just when I get close to you. I was going to say, we want to see

your face.

I need to see my face. I want to have a pair of those rose -colored glasses

Luann's wearing. Got any friends?

Jeez.

Sonia's not happy with herself right now.

And, you know, there's a lot of parts of my life, you know, the cabaret career.

Now I have a nice boyfriend.

You know, there's a lot of things that I can understand she'd be jealous of.

Hi. Hey, baby.

Hey, pretty girl.

Here I am.

Feeling great.

I need this moment right now to

get my mind clear and try to go into the day not feeling terrible.

I never thought Ramona's basement would be so enjoyable, but it is kind of like

a safe space.

Take that, Leah.

You're going to be such a bitch.

Take that.

Don't be a jealous girl. How are you going to deal with Ramona today?

Oh my God, I have a great idea.

What? I am going to take a vow of silence until...

The party?

6 p .m.

You're getting tired, Ramona.

No, I'm just going slow.

Move your hands.

Before I take it, will you do the honors of letting the women know that I am...

Girl, I'm a professional voice for the voiceless.

I have a big day today.

I got... Oyster!

Dinner party.

You want to come? Sure.

Well, I've got to prepare for the cooking.

Oh, yeah. We've got to go shop. Oh, I hear you make a mean curry.

Yeah. Garth is going to make us lamb curry.

Those girls are already jealous that I've got a boyfriend during COVID, but

wait until they taste this curry.

Nice.

Good work. All right. She's flirting.

Are you good? I'll see you later, okay?

I've got to go and get ready. The girls want to go oyster shucking.

Rather shuck you, bud.

I can't take it.

Coming up.

Why are you making a little dig?

He was my guy. He was never your guy.

One night. That's all you got. One night? That's it.

Leah, do you need a heavier coat?

Leah's right here, dear.

She's fine.

Do you need a heavier coat for outside?

Nope, she's good.

Sonia, I'm here, babe. Listen, I got you this great coat. No, I have my coat. I

brought an extra one in case someone else gets cold.

You can't talk? Are you okay?

Lungeritis?

No, she's not speaking. Strategy?

Exactly. Good strategy.

She's going to be speaking again at 6 p .m. If you guys need something, an

emergency, you can let me know. I'll be speaking as her representative for a

while. She just needs some self -care. It's because of that, because of the

grandma. Let's just say everything.

I've done it. And should we get a sign? Should we like some sage?

I think we could like some sage, a candle.

Stop trying.

Well, what am I supposed to do? You're trying to ignore her? Just like ignore

her? Yes, leave her alone. All right, leave her alone. That's what she wants.

I'll do the sage when we come back.

I get Leah wanting to take a vow of silence.

Right now, she's going through a very tumultuous moment.

Listen, I should take a vow of silence 20 years ago with Ramona. Does everybody

have a mask?

Yes. Yeah, everybody got a mask? Do you have a mask?

I got mine.

Yeah, I got the black. Okay.

Yes,

get in, honey.

I prefer lamb, but if you have to get chicken, so be it. Are you and Gar still

talking about the lamb?

phone when I'm still talking about the lamb curry?

What time's dinner?

Did you get the lamb? Or are we going to do chicken? Do you have your mother's

season? I want the lamb.

I know. I told them I prefer the lamb. Did you give them money, Mommy?

Stop, Sonia.

Leave her alone.

Oh, I'm going there? I was impressed with her.

He's sweet.

He's nice. Was this her first time meeting him? Yeah, he's very nice. He's

beautiful man, Lou.

Oh, but he's into Lou, too. That's not my speed, but... Honey, I think he's

anybody's speed.

I don't know any woman that wouldn't like that speed. No, it's actually not

speed. I don't do those like Adonis types. Yeah, I don't either. You don't

the Adonis? No.

No, me neither. I like a man with a little bit of a belly.

A little dad bod. A little dad bod. Yeah, less hair. He has a lot of hair.

Oh, God.

He has a head full of hair.

I like a bald guy. Oh, oh, oh, I thought you meant like this. I like bald. No,

no, no, handfuls. Yeah, no. So you said you manifested no more bald. What did I

tell you? You did? Yes. Well, she was with my bald guy, thank you.

That was my bald guy she married, by the way. So, like, the last time you saw

Tom, you were with him, like, in bed, romping around.

It was before Thanksgiving.

Oh, my gosh. A feast for my eyes. They're beautiful.

She had a sexual relationship. They were like lovers.

He was never your guy. He was a fuck for you, so let's not exaggerate. But he

was a bald friend of mine. You know, I'm tired of your bullshit, Sonia, okay?

Just be happy for me once in a while. He was my bald guy. He was not your guy.

He married me, okay? He wasn't your guy. He was never your guy. He fucked you

one night. That's all you got. One night?

That's it. He didn't marry you. Well, I was a damn fool.

You have it so confused in your little brain, okay? Your brain is not right

right now.

A lot of the guys know that you're friends with benefits, okay? So how far

you going with that?

He proposed to me. I don't have to explain myself.

Gave me a ride, and you got in a taxi with him. Excuse me? You got in a taxi

with him. Can't you find your own date?

Why do you think all these men are yours? You told me this morning you're

I just want to say this. We all saw, and I'm probably out of line, but I love

you, Lou, and I've got to tell you the truth about yourself here.

You're going to tell me the truth about me?

I can't wait to hear it.

Be careful.

I'm not going to be careful. I'm going to tell the truth.

You can push back, but I'm going to tell you.

Sonia had a whole breakdown, and we all saw it last night. Okay. And it's rooted

clearly to me, and correct me if I'm wrong, Sonia, I don't think this woman

feels high worth and that people value and appreciate her.

So I think this narrative, Lou, of you're a one -night stand and men don't

you seriously and you're a trash woman. Yeah, I didn't say that. You just said

that. You said that. You said she has a small brain and you said that she's a

one -night.

Sonia needs affirmations about the woman that she is, not her friend telling her

that she's only good for sex and a one -night stand. It's absolutely

unacceptable.

These aren't one -night stands. These are my relationships that I treasure.

And I don't like seeing them in your backyard and her backyard.

I'm not jealous. Yeah, you are. I would think that Sonia would be happy for me,

but I think she's just, like, overtaken by, like... Not fair. I want a

boyfriend, too. I get it. You know, I know you're in a bad place, but don't

my party. Come on, girlfriend.

Were you jealous that I married Danny? Are you jealous that I have a boyfriend

right now?

No, I'm jealous that you're spending more time with him than me.

I just, I don't like feeling like chopped liver. Every time a new guy

her life, I feel like, who are we?

The loser club over here?

When you get with a guy, you're like, Sonia, who?

You've done it to me before.

What do you mean you've ghosted me for the last ten months?

Well, I wasn't leaving you for a guy like you do.

Well, now that we've got that off our chest.

Well, they say you love to hurt the ones you love the most.

Well, I don't want to hurt you at all. That's true. You lash at other people

you're closest to.

I'm hurting. Or it's displaced anger.

That's what it is. She's really hurt.

I don't want to hurt you.

I only want you to be happy, and I am always here for you. I know, and I'm

always here for you. Men come and go is all I'm saying. I'm always here for you.

Well, you ladies.

You have no idea.

I'm learning.

I'm learning. What's bizarre with this friend group to me is they will go at

and literally within five to ten minutes, like, oh, my God, I love you.

know men come and go, and I'll always be here. That's all I want you to know.

It's a very different thing for me and my friend group. Like, if you say

something that, you know, Lou said about Sonia to me, oh, I'm going to be

feeling away for a minute. Garth is just a guy friend right now, and there's no

big. You don't have to worry. I'm not getting married again, okay?

Yeah, okay.

And if we ever have a chance, I'm going to call you first.

Wow, that's generous. That's very sweet.

Coming up.

The conversation is getting a little crazy in there. I feel like if a guy

doesn't eat your ass, he's not a real man.

Thank you.

Let me hop out and see what's going on, girl.

I don't even know what she's saying.

What the fuck are you saying, Leah?

You want to throw up? Why?

You.

Spewing out. You got to vomit?

You going to throw up?

You. You going to vomit?

She wants to stay on the bus?

You and Chris had sex? No. No.

Chris got a kick out of that one.

Leah, what are you saying, baby? She's like charades.

I'm not a...

mimer i was trying to tell them that by accident i said thank you thank you

because i have manners local oysters i'm dave this is my

husband ben and welcome to southfield bay oysters today you're going to learn

everything you've ever wanted to know oh watch this stuff you guys ready to farm

all right so we're getting oyster 101 step right up i thought Going to the

oyster farm would be very calming for everyone, and you're in nature, and it's

beautiful setting, and who doesn't like oysters?

I'm just going to suck it right off there.

I'm sure you can't wait for that. Did you order?

I ordered oysters. For the table or just for you? For me.

A lot of the oysters that are grown in the east coast of the United States are

the same species, known by everyone by the name of blue points.

Can you guys extend your hands?

I will actually give you some baby oysters so you guys can play with them

Oh, don't lose any. Don't lose any. But there's nothing in there. There's just

shells. Like shade plants. All right,

so you know the first time you see how a baby doesn't come out clean and pretty?

That's like the oyster. It's not so clean and it's not so pretty.

In the wild, oysters like to grow attached to each other. This is how

Sonia wake up. Yeah, attached to each other and crusty.

I never knew oysters looked like this.

They look pretty disgusting.

So you know how when you buy wine, like, everything's in the store, like, double

the price. So what do you sell your oysters for to the restaurant? Because

you get oysters in a restaurant, they charge you $9 .50 a piece. Oysters sell

for less than a dollar a piece to the restaurant.

Are you kidding me?

All just a shuck. But you guys are going to learn how to shuck today, which

means you can skip the restaurants and just buy them and enjoy at home.

Let me show you how it is. It's all about patience.

Slowly you play with it and you hear it. I can feel it coming. It's right there.

And if I did a good job, the whole shell will come off like that.

And then you have your oyster right there.

Oh, hey.

There you go.

You have the first sugar, yes.

It's sealed up.

I'm trying.

It's more of a matter of patience than brute strength.

You don't know me. I have no patience. Okay, I'll try.

I thought it was much more difficult to open.

This is really easy, actually.

See, you have patience.

Mine popped.

You popped it.

I'm not popping.

Oh, I got it. Now I know why they cost so much when they deliver them on the

shell. Can you shuck me an oyster?

I'm struggling.

We're getting other oysters besides these, right, to eat? Oh, yes.

Well, why don't we sit over at the table? It's so pretty. Okay, let's go. I

never want to see an oyster in its original form.

Just give them to me clean and pretty on the half -shell plate. Sorry if I don't

seem my... I'm struggling with the grandmother stuff. You know what I mean?

if I seem, like, weird, like, that is why. You know what I mean? Did I hear

speaking? Yeah, I'm speaking now. Oh, you're back.

I'm back.

The bitch is back.

That didn't last very long.

I guess it did. That's another song. You tried not talking for three hours.

Can I talk about all the things I've been thinking? Yeah, I want to know what

talk. You haven't spoken for two hours. Well, back on the bus.

Yeah. Two hours ago. Okay, what do you got to say now that you've been silent

for two hours? No, I'm not going to rehash things. Did you absorb anything?

There's no point.

So listen, I just feel like I am a little nervous, honestly. I don't know

woman coming tonight. I met her for like five minutes.

In the Berkshires.

Hi.

I'm Leah. Nice to meet you, Leah. Nice to meet you. How are you?

Well, thanks. How are you doing?

She talks about all of you guys in the press all the time saying the nastiest

things. Is she going to now talk about me? I have to protect myself. Is she

going to go talk about Ebony?

I'm a little nervous at this point on how well Heather will be received by

of these women here.

But listen, I'm not going to disinvite Heather.

That would be so rude.

She does have a good heart. She's a good mother.

She's been married a long time. She's a businesswoman. I feel like, not that

she's not a good mother, but that doesn't mean that you get a pass to be a

You see what I'm saying?

She's a raging lunatic bitch, but she's a good mom. Who cares?

Listen, she's staying over. Staying over?

In the lower level?

Wherever she wants.

Not her being the bedroom next to me. She's downstairs.

She'll be like, it's all good, Mama.

Coming up.

I thought that was a real friendship, but nothing really I learned with Luann

genuine. Yeah, that's true.

What?

That's true.

All

right,

let's go. Yeah. All right, let's go. All right.

Oh, man, take the cheese.

Hi, Coco.

What'd you do with Marley, Coco?

Uh -oh. Oh, he's in trouble?

Marley! Hi, Marley. All right, I want to take a bath.

I'm going to get dressed, guys. I'll see y 'all soon. Bye.

Audrey Hepburn always had jazz playing.

Oh, thank you, Eli, for remembering to light the candles. And I need music.

Does she not have any hairspray? Come on, Ramona.

This looks so beautiful.

I outdid myself.

Wow.

Hi, baby. Oh, hey, Sonia.

Hi. Hi.

Welcome, darling.

Thank you, baby.

Straighten these up.

I have no bobby pins.

I have some. Do you? All right. But I need your help. Oh, that looks great.

just leave the clips for now.

No, it looks great. I have some right in my bag.

Wonderful. I grabbed them on the way to the house because I was like, we need

updos. And you're the queen of updos, so you need to help me with mine, will

you? I know Heather has a history of talking about me on her podcast, and

not in a good light.

Last thing I'm going to do is help her do her hair right now. Next, she wants

to carry her luggage. I mean.

You look amazing.

Amazing. Oh, my God. You're perfect.

Well, let me show you where everything is so you can get ready. Okay, perfect.

You go first, and I'll follow you. You're a strong girl. I remember that

you. So you're going to be downstairs, lower level. You have your own private

bathroom. I love it.

And then whenever you're ready, you'll come up. Perfect.

You know, I walk in and I felt it was a bit cold as ice, and now I'm being kind

of banished down to the dungeon.

But really, that's okay with me because I like a little separation.

All right, girls, let's come into the living room. Oh, who's arriving?

Here they are.

Amazing. Hi, honey. Oh, I love this dress. Thank you, baby.

Everybody did a great, this is such a great interpretation.

I think everyone looks really dynamite. Leah is always, though, she's always the

rebel. She's a rebel dresser. It's pretty striking. And it's vintage

which I can appreciate.

I don't want to be drunk around Hannibal because I don't know what she's going

to say about me. She'll say I'm on pills and whatever else. You're right. Hello,

darling. Hi, how are you?

Hi. Hi, gorgeous.

I'm Heather.

Heather, it is so lovely to meet you. Ebony. Very nice to meet you.

Give you a hug. Thank you. You look beautiful. What would you like to drink?

Would you like a champagne?

Sure. I'd love a champagne. I'd love to drink a full lid. That's lovely. Thank

you. You look very beautiful. Thank you. Breakfast at Tiffany's. I pulled it

together, huh?

Tonight, I'm just not doing the fake shit.

And she's doing the fake shit.

She's just doing the most.

I'm not with it.

Are you from New York originally? Yeah, so we're all upstate, so two hours north

of New York City.

Where'd you grow up? So I grew up in North Carolina.

Oh, okay, nice. I was born in Louisiana, but I grew up in Charlotte. Oh,

beautiful. Yeah, my sister -in -law lives there. Oh, yeah.

Good. This is Sonia, this is Eli. To Heather's credit, what Heather does do

ask me a bit about myself.

Listen, those kind of questions never roll off the lips of these other ladies.

It's really refreshing, actually.

You know what?

Don't give everybody shots. Are you crazy?

These girls can't drink.

You didn't hear right and I apologize because we're all excitable.

I was supposed to get the shot.

Three of these girls can't drink.

Leah, are you still doing your podcast?

It's not gaslighting. It's just lighting the match. You know what? I haven't

done it in like a year and a half. I just, I'm sick of talking.

Honestly. I'm just like, you know what? I stopped like a year and a half ago. I

did it for five years. That's a long time.

So don't waste this. This is like very expensive.

In the restaurant, they charge $170 for one of these or $70.

So we have to pour two of them back and I'll just take the one. They've been

chilled already.

Well, I don't care. I'll never know the difference. Okay, no, you'll save them

for me for later.

We have some people have situations where they don't know how to handle

alcohol.

So maybe I'll just do two shots. Can I handle one? No. I'll just do one. Am I

still early? I'm just going to do one. Got it.

Wow. Ooh.

Yummy, baby.

You have a podcast?

I literally launched my podcast two days ago, right? You launched your podcast?

No, launched. She just launched her podcast. We all have a podcast, too,

launched three weeks ago.

If I was Heather and I was showing up to a house full of women who I dragged

through the mud on my podcast.

Ladies, dinner is served.

If someone even mentioned the word podcast, I'd be like.

Everyone sit wherever they want to sit. Okay.

Actually, I should put my phone away. How gorgeous.

Eli, put my phone in the kitchen, please. I don't need it. This looks

I'm going to just take a picture.

Ramona has been so good not being on her phone. Because I want to be with my

real.

Friends. All right, which fork do I use for the salad?

Outside in.

Oh, I really was going to start with this one.

Well, this is the right one. That's a dessert fork. That's dessert, yeah.

Outside one is dessert, right?

Salad, main course, dessert. You start from the outside in.

These are all Tiffany plates. Wow, beautiful.

I have a set like this. Oh, Heather, you have a podcast too? I do.

What do you talk about?

I really talk to people that I find really interesting, how their

have, you know, made them stronger. So you could be an example.

Yeah. I've already been on your podcast, apparently.

You have? Leah was.

I know. I had no idea. I just heard something in the press about it. Well,

really? What did you say? You said that Luann had done hard drugs when you guys

were in St. Barts. It was recent, no? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but there

an article.

Now I know what you're talking about. The article actually doesn't say

about that at all. It's like a headline. It was like a catchy headline. No, but

the article does say it. It doesn't say Luann. You keep saying that I'm

specifying Luann and I'm not specifying Luann. It absolutely does. Well, let me

tell you what happened. Me personally, if someone does drugs in front of me,

not saying it to anyone. Me either.

Me either. You just did.

If someone does drugs in front of me, I'm not saying it to anyone. Me either.

You just did.

I didn't say you did.

I don't talk about it. Leah, listen.

Okay, well, you can do you and I'll do me. If you doing you is like talking

about people's very, very private things, how is that you? I actually

that at all.

This is not breakfast at Tiffany's. Like, this is the lion's den. You know,

some reason, I'm being ambushed. I open the door like, Luann, hi, are you okay?

She's like, yeah, can I come in? And she comes in. But then what was crazy was

she brought me a joint. I'm like, hey, thanks. I appreciate it. But I'm asleep.

But stronger drugs came out. I remember saying to Luann, like, whoa, I'm not

into this. I'm asleep.

What are you talking about?

So there's a reason why.

If you represent yourself in court, you probably have a bad lawyer. You know, I

really actually in this moment wish I could step in and represent Heather on

behalf. I would tell her to zip it cute, be quiet, let me do the talking,

concede everything. I was on the podcast with someone and we were talking about

an experience. And actually, it wasn't about you. It was about my experience

that I had there. Who was the guest? It was Carol. Oh, bitch. Okay, and we were

reminiscing. Can't stand that bitch. Whenever I see something Carol, I swipe.

Bye -bye.

Ratsville. I don't care who did drugs. I don't care if you were shooting heroin.

I don't give a shit. Well, it's a felony, so you don't want to really

heroin. The felony is really that you're talking about me when you shouldn't

really be talking about me. I really wasn't. You only want to read the bad

stuff. There's also a lot of compliments in that. I didn't hear a compliment in

that. I didn't hear one. No, the article always, like, slides to the negative.

Wait, I just read something else now. I'm sorry, but this is what it is. Now

what? This is about Luann.

I thought that was a real friendship, but nothing really I learned with Luann

genuine. Yeah, that's true.

What?

That's true.

You got to give her kudos for being truthful.

Why talk about it on your podcast?

You know what I mean? Like, I don't need to be thrown under the bus for you to

gain popularity. No, I wouldn't say that that's what's happening. Because I'm

relevant. I wouldn't say that that's what's happening.

What Leah just read to me, I take no issue with. I think there's nothing

with it. I stand behind it. If it bothered you in any way, I really

you about it. I just don't want to be talked about that way. I get it. I get

I imagine you can understand how I feel about what you said.

The funniest part about it all is no one really even listened to the podcast.

Leah read some sensational headline, which we understand the media does that

it's meant to grab us in. But when you read the article, there was no meat to

it. We always had fun together. That was the whole thing with us. And, you know,

I'm so glad to see all that you've been through and all that you've come through

on the other end. And I can't wait to talk to you more because I feel like it

won't be so surface. Maybe we can, you know, be deeper friends like we were.

It bothered me that Heather would talk about me like that. And so I'm glad I

cleared the air with her.

There's no elephant in the room. I don't like elephants in the room.

Let's make some new memories. You're going to meet Garth tomorrow.

I look forward to it. I'm excited.

He's like a Viking.

Well,

Leah said we're painting a naked man. Is it him? Oh, yeah, that's him. No, no,

no.

No, no, no.

Victoria and my niece, Nicole, is at the house.

They're artists. So I said, let's do something different, whatever. And the

girls were like, oh, we have a great idea.

They sure did.

So they said, you know what? I'm going to get a male model over, and we're

to do some nude drawing and painting.

Like, cool.

I wonder if he's a show or a grower.

Leah, they're all growers. I've never met a non -grower. That's true.

Sometimes the growth is like, I'm glowing.

I hate when a guy's balls are bigger than his limbs.

Oh, no, that's... I think everybody would hate that. What do I do now?

but you know, like... Sex again? All these words, really? For one night, this

elegant breakfast at Tiffany's?

Do you really have to always talk about sex and other stuff?

The conversation is getting a little crazy in there. I feel like if a guy

doesn't eat your ass, he's not a real man.

Well, if Leah wants to...

Throw out the F -bombs, the D -bombs, the V -bombs. When she's with us, she

should be able to do that. She should be able to be herself.

Are you saying if a guy doesn't eat your ass out, he ain't worth his weight in

salt? If I was a guy, like, I would do it. This is not 1950.

You don't have to pretend that you are a virgin.

Who talks about, like, okay, it's just not me. We all know that she has lots of

sex.

She does.

Okay, these bitches can talk about their peenies and peenies and Ds. I still

have elegance in class.

Your dick is smaller than your balls. That's a whole different ball game.

The party continues on the next episode of The Real Housewives

of New York City.

Why do you always talk about cumming and sex and big dicks? Ramona, I just heard

you say you could take a big dick. I never said that. Well, did you not say I

can take a big dick?

Oh, my God.

Ooh. He has a pretty penis.

I really love your music. It's moving me. It's touching me.

But I don't subscribe to the fact that to use those words mean you're unclassy

or you're not a lady.

Yeah, but it has nothing to do with class. It has to do with education. I

more education, frankly, than anybody at this table. Don't come into my house

and tell me I don't have an education.

Go in. I can leave your house.

You're shouting.

I'm not shouting.

Let her finish. I don't like people who are dicks instead of dicks.

Okay, you're a hoe, you're a hoe. Leave me the alone.

Oh my God.

Biggest hoes ever.