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I think that you and I and our
communication could use a little work.

Especially you.

Especially you. No, especially you.

I think I found a therapist.

He lives in Mexico City, so he's not
American. I think he has more of like a

global sort of like point of view.

Did you receive my text about dodgeball?
Oh, yeah. I'm so excited.

I heard a crazy rumor about Rebecca.
She's a freak in the sheet.

Regardless of the consequences.

Like another man's baby.

Shut up.

And I heard this from Aaron. Aaron said
this?

There's stuff going on. Aaron,

what did you say?

How did he know?

I only told Jess.

Congrats.

I'm out. Stop.

You look good.

You look good.

I'm very impressed.

What did you say?

You told her?

I said to her, there's stuff going
around. Like, just be careful, like,

share. And then she said to me, can you
tell me? And I was like, I don't want to

say it right now. And then she said, can
you tell me with your eyes? And I sort

of looked down at her, and she was like,
she knew immediately.

Well, she already told Aaron. But then
Aaron told you guys. Yeah. Right.

And you guys told her.

Don't look at me. I never said anything
to you guys.

I don't know what to do with my facial
expressions.

So Gavin doesn't know.

Sorry? Do you guys have to zip your
f***ing leaky mouth? Wait, your husband

doesn't know? No.

It's early. I'm like five weeks.

I'm sorry.

Who told who?

Aside from this, which is a whole other
situation.

Yeah. Who told? Like, I would never say
anything to anyone that you're pregnant

because I know that you're not supposed
to say until three months, so.

So Brynn, did you tell them?

No, I didn't tell them that you're
pregnant. I told them that I heard other

things.

What else could you possibly have heard?
You know, like Russian roulette with

other dudes.

Oh, interesting.

Really?

Rumors going around. You guys, yeah. So
you and Gab -Gab like to have fun fun?

Brynn likes to embellish, and I know
that about her. But I'm bummed that

gossiping about someone's marriage or
the potential damage to their marriage

that could be done by talking about it.
Isn't it cool?

You are strangely quiet.

I'm just thinking my thoughts, Betty.

Oh, my God.

What is going on?

You guys are f***ing with us. We're
f***ing with you.

We're f***ing with you. See, you're not
pregnant.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

It was funny.

Uh -huh. Right. We just wanted to see
who the leaky pigeons were, and now we

know. Oh, interesting.

This was clickbait.

Last Tuesday, Rebecca and I are having
lunch.

And a light bulb goes off in Rebecca's
head and she says, I think it's hard in

big group, you know, if there's a leaky
pigeon.

We should play a game of telephone and
see who it is. We came up with a really

funny, harmless rumor.

She's pregnant.

Maybe you don't know who the dad is. And
the following day, I go to lunch with

Jessalyn Prince and I find the perfect
moment to drop the news. I think she's

like a little sensitive right now. Oh my
God. Wait, why?

Is she pregnant again?

Who's the dad?

It's not even a joke. They're not sure
yet. She had one night, like a crazy

night.

Erin told me on our double date that it
was a setup. She said, Rebecca, she's

like, you know what we should do?

You should tell everyone that I'm
pregnant and I don't know who the father

Jessalyn Brin, I think they both believe
that she's pregnant.

Certainly not a rumor I would have
started.

Once the rumor seeds were planted, we
just had to wait for the pigeons to

leaking. I heard she's a freak in the
sheets.

Getting around town, regardless of the
consequences.

Like, what kind of consequences?

Like another man's baby.

I don't know, guys.

That was a really dumb lie.

I was definitely worried about her.

If I was going to play a prank on
someone, it would be funny.

I think the joke is a little tone deaf.
I mean, there are three women who...

Want to be pregnant. I think maybe
Rebecca and Aaron need to possibly check

their baby privilege at the door. Now
I'm thinking, I kind of can't tell Brynn

anything, can I?

But Rebecca, she still thinks it's kind
of funny. Not my type of humor.

Maybe this is the norm for straight
women. Don't know.

Rebecca deserves an Oscar.

I'm like impressed with how talented she
is at acting. Maybe she picked up some

tips at the celebrity center.

We just thought it'd be fun because we
were talking about all the pigeoning

goes on and we were like, let's come up
with a game that's called Leaky Pigeon.

If I were Erin and Rebecca comes to me
and says, let's find the Leaky Pigeon

little girl, I don't think I'm the one
you should be going to.

I'm the leaky of the leaky of all of
them.

Rebecca was fake not boring for about...
An hour. Now it's back to nothing.

This ain't boring.

I don't know what to say right now. So
just let the record stand that I would

never say that someone was pregnant if
they asked me not to.

I have a secret about almost every
person here.

You don't have a secret from me. Do not
lie.

Do not lie. And if you do tell to the
group right now, you lying bitch, I know

for 100 % sure you don't have a secret.
Okay, I don't have a secret on you. So

don't say everyone else. Okay.

Saying in a group that you have a secret
on each and everyone.

What are you, mother? A mafia?

I think this teaches us all a lesson. If
you want to keep a secret, don't tell

these two.

Oh.

You need new material.

You need better jokes. Yeah.

Why are you testing us? This isn't SAT
prep. Unless you're in Ivy League

you don't need to test people, let alone
friends.

Excuse me, don't include me in this. I
told my mother.

That's it. Rebecca, apparently she's
pregnant again.

Oh. However, Aaron said he didn't think
it was her husband's kid.

What?

You told your mother?

Well, I thought she was pregnant and
knocked out by some random... I was

So your mother should know that
Rebecca's pregnant by some random man?

My mom actually didn't know what to say.
She was like...

Oh, my God. You were joking about this,
I thought.

I wasn't joking. I want this one.

Babe, there's no...

So I picked this place because when I
think of sailor, I think of boat.

But I think I got it a little bit
backwards because the whole point of

Week is when they come on land.

What's the pink lemonade situation?

Oh, that's strawberry watermelon
margarita. I'm going to have one of

Yeah, I'll take one of those, too. So
I'm just lost at sea with no semen in

sight. Just jettles.

At least I'm going to push my chair in,
but I think I just have to do it myself.

It's a little wiggly, though.

Do you want to switch chairs? No, no,
no, no. I'm fine. I just want to be like

her city.

Pretend I'm Povet.

Is that better?

I know, yeah. It's a little bit better.
Not at all. So where are you guys at

with Bambino Trace?

I've always wanted a third child.

Did your intuition be like, I'm doing
it?

This is how I see it. If you don't drive
the f***ing boat, no one else is going

to do it for you.

I have actually been thinking about the
therapy thing. Like, I think it would be

really good for us.

Have you guys started?

I found someone who I really like. This
guy is actually really cool because he's

from Mexico City. So I think that this
is going to help us just kind of like

navigate. Yeah.

But anyway, I know that you want to
date. Like, is there anyone serious?

any prospects at all?

No. There's no one serious.

What happened with... Which one?

With the one last summer.

Oh, that fizzled out. Fizzled? Yeah.
Okay, so fizzled. Okay.

When you get in your late 30s, the
pool's much smaller. All the good ones

taken. It seems like there were more
eligible, nice, kind men available

in, like, 20s. I feel like Carrie
Bradshaw, who made the biggest mistake

life, not marrying Aiden.

Do you know what my biggest regret is?
All the times that I took Plan B with

dudes, like, hot, smart.

I froze my eggs in London in January.

Let's do it.

Let's go. All right, cap off.

Oh, that was easy.

Okay. So I froze them there. I was very
lucky.

I got 15 eggs. I'm glad that I did this.
It was on my mind more than I thought.

know I'm going to be a mom.

I don't know about how many, but I know
there's definitely one.

Like I froze my eggs. I felt it was a
massive sigh of relief.

Like, okay, yay, I got 15 eggs. But then
of course it's like, well, you know,

you don't know anything about them or if
they're healthy.

So yes, it's great to have them. I know
I'm lucky, but it doesn't mean I get to

have a baby. It doesn't mean that
they're viable.

That viability can't be tested until
something is an embryo. Are you excited

about Gideon being a child? Oh yeah.

It's exciting. Wait, is he, like, did
you invite him? So he's a massive wine

enthusiast, collector, blah, blah, blah.
I said, oh, a psalm's coming from Napa

to educate us, da -da -da -da -da -da.

Little does he know, my friend Laura is
bringing over Luca.

Okay. And Gideon and I are going to test
drive a two -year -old to see if we can

be co -parents of an embryo. Does he
know?

No. This is a plan?

This is my plan. version of entrapment
what you're doing with comet oh welcome

to the club listen are you interested in
all in building a future with him or is

it strictly bad like obviously he's
still in love with you obviously i mean

-parenting a child is way more important
to me yeah

I wanted to do it together like
everybody else. It hasn't worked out for

think actually when I give him a kid, I
give him a little grin.

He's going to be very happy and
gratified.

You think he's in love with the idea of
you?

I think unfortunately he's actually in
love with the real me, which is so

I'm so sad.

What is wrong with you?

There are no sailors here. Where are all
the sailors, sir?

50th and 9th. I saw them walking on top.

50th and 9th? Because the boats are
there.

I mean,

it's always raining men in Hell's
Kitchen.

Bye, you guys.

Are you heading to Hell's Kitchen?

You are?

Take this with you.

Okay, bye.

We're in the wrong place.

Coming up.

So you could use the glass under the
glass dildo. More bang for your buck.

Brynn's a really good shot and she's
strong.

Oh.

I'm kind of into my black eye.

I don't know, it gives me, I think it's
like a little extra spice.

I knew Brynn was strong, but now I think
she's actually a little bit of a bitch.

Hi,

this is Wendy.

Hi, Wendy, it's Uba.

Hey, how are you? I am good. I have been
stalking you on Instagram.

Your pictures of your picnics. Oh, my
God.

It's really fun.

We love it. I would like to plan a
picnic with you with some of my

When you're over 35, you shouldn't be
playing dodgeball. You should be sitting

down, relaxed, being a little luxury.
Come on, girl. So I'm like, let me do a

picnic.

Show them actually how to have a good
time. So we have something we call the

perfect picnic.

Okay. It's a custom picnic where we kind
of pull out all the stuff.

If you could make half of what I saw on
Instagram, I'm happy.

Oh, I'm so excited.

It's going to be amazing.

Go speak easy, sex shop.

It can't be storefront.

this is so new york gotta be in an
office building wow this is really in an

office building wild hi

well welcome to lady confidential thank
you we're so excited to be here We have

our engagement party. Nice. And it's a
theme. We're going with a ball, but like

posed. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not ball as
in like Cinderella.

Not like wall thing. Ball as in like
cock -a -doodle -doo.

Yeah. There you go. That kind of ball.

Ballroom is an underground dance culture
started by young queer men of color. It

is about being fierce.

But most of all, I feel it's about
community.

supportive environment, making us all
feel loved.

These are all the values that Mel and I
treasure.

I need leather and lace or something. I
don't know. Maybe she

can get a riding crop. I don't know what
an executive.

I've got screens.

Mel and I want to have this fabulous
engagement party to kind of fully

our engagement and get to celebrate it
properly.

So we'll take a little tour.

It'll be fun.

One of my favorite bloggers.

Is this one here?

That one's a double -ended one, so you
could use the glass end of the glass

dildo. Wow.

More bang for your buck. Exactly.

She's a beauty. Let's see how good this
is.

Maybe people would assume and
characterize her as a pillow princess,

definitely not that.

She's a hardworking woman.

She's aggressive in the bedroom.

Not a bottom.

Ah! Oh, sorry.

I'm not a bottom either.

Just get this straight.

I found something like that in my
mother's closet.

How about a collar?

Oh, wow.

Here, let's see.

What do you think? Okay, this is not
double duds.

Yeah, I mean, are you sure this is going
to go over well?

Come on, it's New York City.

Okay. It's too bad your mom can't come.

She hasn't been involved in my life in
that way for a very long time.

I know. The kids are confused.

The kids are confused. I know.

When I was growing up, my mother was
hanging out with progressive folks.

I think something in her changed once
she moved back to Puerto Rico. Me likes.

Your facial expression has changed and
we're in a store. Okay. All right.

I think my mom got a little brainwashed.

I think that the conservative religious
right has taken over my mom.

Regardless. At some point, you're going
to either love me for who I am or it's

going to change our relationship.

But I'm not going to hide.

All right. So we're going to get that.

What else?

The executive.

So the total is going to be $141 .47.

Thank you. And congratulations.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Oh wait, we forgot to look at lube.

We'll come back for that. There are too
many options.

Coming up.

Want to go inside the castle?

Here, let's do it over there so we can
make a castle.

I can build a castle.

Here, let's all build it.

Hi.

Hi.

What's up?

We're making a castle.

Hi, boys.

Hi. How are you? That's beautiful.

Do you want to help Josh make a castle?
Thank you. You too.

Come on. This is Rio.

Hello. What do they call you?

Mima. This is a mima.

You don't want to?

But they're being so shy right now.

Hi.

This is welcome to my world. They're
like so crazy.

How are you feeling? I am feeling good.

I'm really feeling good. Amazing.

I have two different treatments. One
is... easy and one is hard okay i'm so

right now so i didn't have time to be
sick my mom is about to embark on the

chemo it's called the red devil which is
by the way the worst nickname for a

chemo treatment i've ever heard of and
she's actually going to move in with us

because she's not sure how she's going
to feel and we just want to make sure

that she's supported Well, I'm so glad
we got you guys together. Oh, my God. I

feel like you guys have the same vibe.

I see she's very loving.

Loving mom and loving grandma. Well, she
also is a pain in my ass sometimes,

too. That's like most. Pain in I am. Me?

I didn't know that. You're better than
this. I can't even imagine.

You okay?

Baby, let's go play with Kai Kai. Over
here.

I'll be right back.

Hi, babe. Welcome to the museum itself.
Hello.

I feel like I'm coming home. Hey, mama.

Hi. Here, this one.

Mm -hmm.

Hi.

Hi, Ben.

Hello.

Okay, describe to me what your orgasms
feel like for me.

Okay, but prettier than that, right?
Yeah. No. No? No. Okay.

I've had people tell me, like, you're
super hot, you look f***ing stupid. What

do you got?

Hi, girly.

Did we find some good stuff? I found
something.

Have you ever, I guess, been here
before?

No. I haven't.

Shall we go to the other side? We have
not gone there yet.

Oh, my goodness. What is that?

Okay. This is our first level. We've got
a bunch of games. That's a glory hole

competition. Whoever can jerk off the
most dicks is our winner.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my goodness. That is so cool.

Friends got a lot of dicks outside.

They are enjoying so much. Yeah.

Okay, you guys go.

Get the dick.

Get the dick.

Have you spoken to Jenna since
Dodgeball, by the way?

You guys were hitting like cannons.

I said, I thought you guys liked me. It
was just fun. It was a lot of fun. We

all had a great time.

Everybody laughed.

We didn't when they pranked us.

That was f***ed up.

What did you think about Dodgeball?

Oh, my God.

Well, first of all, we played another
prank. It was Rebecca's idea. And she

up with this idea to say that she's
pregnant and she doesn't know who the

is. Oh, my God. I mean.

One night.

I'm not trying to spread a rumor like
that. Yeah, of course. That's like a

serious accusation. Yeah, obviously.

And definitely not about Rebecca
Minkoff. And then Brad walked in and she

I asked around and like people are
saying X, Y, and Z. And I was like,

seriously? Wow.

I had no idea that she was going to go
and say she called around and found out

that they're freaky.

I don't think she wanted to spread the
rumor because she doesn't like Rebecca.

think she just likes to spread rumors.

And Rebecca's an easy target for her.

Okay, so Jessel, Aaron, and I, we go to
lunch, and Aaron tells us this story.

She told us she's pregnant.

Yeah.

And she said, I don't know who that is.

Jessel believed her. I didn't. But then
afterwards, Aaron and I went and had a

drink, and she told me that she's
pregnant. The dude part is a prank.

me that it was just the fact that they
didn't know who the father was was a

prank. I was like, okay, I'll be in on
it with you.

Did she know?

No. She was not in on it.

I actually told Brynn.

after when we got a drink which i'm not
doing anymore with her by the way but

she was like did she really other guys
and i was like that was me being like

exactly what that is which means i don't
know but no This is weird because, I

mean, we were on a double date and she
told me you didn't know and that she was

searching out the leaky pigeon.

Rebecca and I were having lunch. She was
like, there's a leaky pigeon in the

group and we need to figure out who the
leaky pigeon is.

I don't know why she wouldn't tell me
that you knew.

I was really leaning into it because I
knew it was a joke. I was under the

impression that Rebecca and Aaron are
playing a fun prank.

Weird prank, but fun. We just... crushed
it with cockroaches. So I'm like, this

is mission number two.

Let's do it. But then it comes out at
dodgeball that actually it's not a prank

or a joke.

It's a test.

The thing is, we're going to believe
Brynn because Brynn told me before even

Aaron got there.

Brynn told me it was a prank.

I was getting really uncomfortable.

And I think Wynne sensed that, and so
she saved the day by telling me that it

was a prank.

I thought she was pregnant when we were
playing basketball.

So you thought she was pregnant, but you
thought she was pregnant with her

husband's baby. Yeah.

Someone told me they were pregnant early
on and said, don't say anything. I

would never say it. You know me. I know
so many things about people. I would

never say, even if she was pregnant.
People have to be able to trust you.

And if you're not, you know, after this,
that's the end of that.

Yeah. It's just me. I'm thinking about
it. I could be wrong.

I think the reason she told you is a
prank, because she wants you to do it

then go around to everybody else to be
like, look, look, who's the leaky pigeon

there? Because if she didn't tell you it
was a prank, you would not have said

it. Why did Erin not come and tell me
this story?

Because she knows you would not go
anywhere.

She found someone who does exactly what
she does, which is fly, fly away with

the message and tell everybody else.

She's a lot of things, but she doesn't
get anybody.

No, I don't. That's one thing she
doesn't do. It's safe to say Erin

failed her own test.

She leaked this prank to Raquel. She
leaked this prank to Brynn. Out of all

women in this group, Erin is the last
person who needs to be testing who the

leaky pigeon is. She wanted me to
believe that you're a leaky pigeon, that

you're like this terrible person that
would go out and tell us all these

because she told me that you and Jessel
bought it hook, line, and sinker. I

think they both believe that she's
pregnant.

No.

So here I am sitting like Brynn's the
freaking leaky pigeon. I was like, I'm

never going to tell this bitch anything.

I feel like Erin manipulated the
situation.

When she told me about the prank, she
left out that Brynn was going to be a

of it. So the minute Brynn started
speaking, I was like, holy shit, Brynn's

pigeon. I'm going to say something to
her because that's so... I'm telling you

right now, she's not going to admit it.
I really don't think she thinks she's

doing anything wrong. Why does she do
that?

I don't know. I came into the museum
questioning Brynn's character.

And now I'm thinking, do I need to
question Aaron's character, too? Was I

gaslit?

So, yeah. No, I'm not happy.

Guys, I have to go.

But will you pick me? Yes. All right.
Okay.

It's a really, really, really beautiful
park.

It's a central park. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm going to take a train.

All right, folks, can we do the slide?

Bye -bye.

Wear white or you're not going to get
in.

Okay. Okay.

Yeah, we're going to. We are.

All right.

Coming up... This is subject to,
obviously, a third baby, which I don't

no for an answer. We're trying to
explain to her that no in Spanish is

All right, well, should we prep before
the call?

What is this, like a freaking fiesta?

We're having a little party here, aren't
we?

No, this is therapy.

Might just get a corona.

We just had a taco.

I'm not eating on this call, so... Okay,
I'm just going to have some chips and

gouda. Hi, Joel.

Hey, we're up and running.

Thank you for your patience with us.

Joel, of course.

Joel is a very level -headed, calm
energy, so I feel like that's what we

We've had individual therapy sessions
with Joel, and Joel feels comfortable to

see us together.

So I'm hoping like Puppets warmed up to
the idea that he likes Jules and we can

get this going.

Just though we're on the same page, can
you say a little bit about what prompted

you to reach out to me for this place?

We can just start there.

Yeah. We've been married for 10 years.

How do we improve our communication?
We're so busy, like with the kids, with

work. It's just...

that sometimes you sort of, not forget,
but like you just kind of, you just kind

of, I'm sorry, Puppet is having a salsa
party in honor of you being in Mexico

City. Okay, thank you. Yeah.

I think when discussing how to grow and
learn and how to really improve on

certain things, he's a man of very few
words.

I was trying to explain to her that no
in Spanish is also no.

It is? Yeah. I think he uses humor to
deflect. There is a time and a place for

humor. Humor's great, but humor can also
be avoidance. Yeah. And so that's what

I'm hearing that you experience,
Jessica.

All the time.

All the time.

All right, I'll stop. I'll stop the
humor.

Trying to have a conversation with
Puppet is like trying to have a

with Kevin Hart or like Dave Chappelle.

about something serious, and it gets
twisted into this, like, whole comedy

Like, oh, my God. Just shut the fuck up.

One of the things that we might be able
to work on here is getting in touch with

how you actually feel about something
rather than using the humor.

I'd like to see what the priorities are
that you might have in terms of the

work. I would like to learn how to
communicate with him that's like a

more effective. And then there's the
subject of obviously a third baby, which

don't accept no for an answer. And he
doesn't really give me any reasoning as

why. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see.

Well, Joe, look, we have two kids right
now, right? You know, that's four

airplane seats. If you go to a hotel
room, that's one room.

When you got five, that's a magic
number.

That's two hotel rooms.

Double the price.

So financially, that would be your main
concern?

When you're booking things on points and
miles, it's already hard to find four

tickets all at once, you know? He's very
logical, and I have an emotional

attachment to this idea. When we're
mapping out sort of our future, for me,

growth as a family would be including
one more.

And that's it. I mean, that's really
what it comes down to.

Robert, I remember when we met
individually, you were saying 99%.

Right. Oh,

you didn't tell me that.

Well, nothing in life is ever certain.
There's nothing ever zero or 100.

I would like to understand more about
that 1%. I wouldn't mind having another

kid, you know? It would be nice to make
her happy with having another girl.

Anything's possible.

Yeah, exactly. Thank you.

Oh,

my God. Look at that.

There is never really any doubt in
Pavit's mind about a decision.

Like he's like 100 % no, 100 % yes. The
1%, that means that the door is slightly

ajar and there is hope.

Pavit, what does it feel like to have a
conversation here? Does it feel okay?

It feels great.

And we still have a lot of work to do.

I mean, this is just the beginning, you
know.

For future sessions, let's try to hold
off on the food.

I'll try. Yeah.

There's a human.

There it is. It doesn't leave.

If I had to put money on it, will we
have a baby girl next year?

We'll see.

I am going to make sure we get from 1 %
to 20%. Eventually, we'll have the whole

hundred. My Louboutin is already wedged
in that door.

Coming up.

Well, I was thinking, what if we made an
embryo?

With your sperm.

We're going to play.

Ooh,

it's sticky.

Okay, what should we play? Should I put
the little crown on?

No. No, it's not chic.

No. No, not chic. Right? It doesn't
match.

You have really good taste.

The door's ringing.

Should we hide from him?

I'll hide, too, under the table.

Hello?

Hello? Quiet.

Okay, don't tell Mom I'm here, okay?

Good morning.

You don't see us. We're hiding.

Are you hiding? Brynn?

Hide, hide, hide. Hello?

Is anyone here? We're right here.

Ah, Penny.

Ah, it's me, too.

Do I get a high five?

Do I get a high five? Oh, my goodness.
You're so strong. Good morning,

lady. Hi, good morning. How are you? I'm
good.

I haven't talked to Gideon much about
whether or not he wants kids. When we

together, he actually didn't want to. He
was like, if you want to, we will. But

he's like, I'm good without kids. He
likes his life. He's very comfortable.

he's never been, like, gung -ho on the
kid thing.

We're not doing wine tasting.

Really? Yes. Did you think that I
wouldn't come here? No, no. Not that I

think you would come for babysitting. I
just definitely knew you would come if

it involved wine tasting.

Ah. So who's babysitting? Are we
babysitting or is he babysitting us?

babysitting us. That seems more
appropriate.

Look at these. These are called face
gems. Should we put them on Gideon's

Yeah. Yeah. Here, put this on. Where do
you want me to put this? It's a face

gem. Let's put it on your face.

Okay, I'm going to put that there.

Okay. I brought you some of the chem.

Oh, you did?

Yeah, and it's actually one of the
finest vintages. Luca, do you want your

juice, honey, or do you want the Chateau
de Cannes?

Your mom's not here, so... Okay, well,
cheers.

Are we supposed to drink during a
babysitting session?

It's a sip.

Cheers. Love you.

So, you know... I know I don't know
what.

You got some explaining to do? No.

Nice necklace, by the way. Thank you.

Oh, it's got a matching ring to it as
well. Luke gave it to me. Oh, so you got

rid of my ring and you kept his ring.
Luke gave it to me. Should we go there?

I upgraded. Oh, yeah, clearly.

So you were thinking what? I was
thinking about something.

What were you thinking?

You know how I have those eggs?

Those eggs?

You make fun of how I say eggs, because
I say it like a... Eggs.

I'm from Indiana.

Half Indiana, half Canada.

Yeah. Well, I was thinking, like...

Crazy idea.

What if, like, we took some of those
eggs out of the freezer and then made an

embryo with your sperm?

I'm serious about this. I know I'm
laughing, but it's because I get

I'm not saying I want to do the baby
thing yet. I'm just like, do you want to

make an embryo?

Luca thinks that you should do it. What
percentage of them is going to be me and

what percentage is you?

Like 98 % me, 2%, yeah. I just want the
accent and the hair.

That's it.

I was very much raised, I meet someone,
I fall in love, we get married, couple

years, we have kids, etc.

And now I'm 38 and that's not that
linear anymore for me. So I have a

Instead of choosing romance for myself,
I can choose a good father for my future

children. And I think that...

Gideon is just a really, really good
man, period.

Maybe join you, young man.

I'll take that as a no.

Thank you.

You brought the whole bottle? Yeah, I
did.

That was an interesting conversation we
were having there.

So you immediately need to drink now?

Oh, the dinosaur like champagne does it.

Ta -da!

The dinosaur's in the drink.

Um, and I was thinking, like, crazy
idea, but maybe I will desaw a couple of

them, and then, you know, we could make
an embryo.

What do you think?

I wasn't expecting to have this
conversation.

Um, uh, I think that, uh... I don't, I
mean, technically, I don't need your

consent.

What are you going to do, just...

Strapped me down.

Won't be the first time.

I'm just joking. What do you think?

I love the idea.

Yeah? Yeah. Hand on heart. I love the
idea.

I think you would make an incredible
mother.

I've always thought that. I'm crazy?

You're crazy, yeah. In large part
because you're crazy.

And I'd love to be a father.

Aww. I feel like Gideon's agreeing to
this because Gideon has never told me

If I asked him for a kidney, he'd say
yes.

Obviously, that begs the question, which
is co -parenting? Rule number one.

Yeah. I'm the boss.

Hasn't that always been the rule? Rule
number two, never forget rule number

So there you go. It's easy. That's it?
Yeah.

There's so much to figure out, like
where to live, because I'm fine with co

-parenting with someone who's not my
husband, but I don't want to co -parent

across the country, let alone across the
world.

Kadean splits his time between Los
Angeles and London.

It's a little bit of an issue. We have
to work out that it can't be, like,

-country.

You know, it's for skiing, not children.

So what are you thinking timeline?

Timeline? So, look, I'm 38 now. I want
to have a kid at least by 40. So if I

want to do that, then I think it needs
to happen, like, Q1 2025.

Oh, we're talking quarters, are we?
Yeah, fiscal quarters. Really?

I always play the game of like, well,
when I'm 60, there are going to be 20

then. So I don't want to go any further
than that. Then I'll be 104.

Well, you'll be long gone.

Yeah, I'll be long gone. But thanks for
the money. That's part of the plan,

isn't it?

Thanks for the inheritance.

This to me was a huge step. I had to
muster all of my courage in order to ask

him. And now I think we need to take the
next step. And I think he needs to go

make a donation at the bank.

This is quite a wine tasting.

What materials is he going to use?

First donation.

Like, pounded box magazine.

I'm really flattered.

There's a cup in the bathroom.

Coming up.

Okay, so fun news.

I got set up.

Not on a hot date with a hot guy.

Wait, what do you mean?

There's a difference of set up and
frame. She got framed.

This is amazing.

This looks like a piece of heaven.

It's really stunning.

Yeah, I love it.

Wow, thank you so much.

You have the perfect spot and a
beautiful day.

Oh, my God, these pigeons.

Wow, they do look like pigeon pigeons.

I've decided I'm going to invite this
girl to come uptown so I can show them

it is to have a good time as a lady.

This... picnic.

I want everybody to wear white.

Usually when people wear white, they're
not so aggravated. Look how chic you

look. Don't ruin my picnic.

And you brought me flowers.

I did. They're falling all over the
place.

Let me help you.

It looks so nice.

Pigeons. I can't take how cute they are.

It's fake and vague. I got dick suckers
and champagne.

Welcome to Central Park.

Look what I bought you.

Little one.

I only bought it for just me and you
because we're reconciled.

Yes, yes.

We're back. We're back, baby.

Oh my God, this is so much fun. This is
so cute, right?

Yeah.

Let's take it. Nothing.

I was talking to my brother last night
and I was talking about you and I made

and he's like, good.

I'm so happy. I love Scott.

He loves you. He loves you.

These are so cute.

Is this legal?

Consuming alcohol in the park? You know
what? I need a brown paper baggie. Oh,

yeah. That's what my mom used to do when
she was here.

Okay, I am now, like, processing the...
What, about you being set up?

Yeah. I thought about it, too, when I
got home.

Shady. Look at this.

When we got home that day from
Dodgeball, this is me talking to

And I was like, that lie was awesome. I
was so stressed out and uncomfortable,

right? She wrote he, he, he. And I said,
Brynn knew though, right?

She said, no, she didn't. Only Raquel.

So Erin literally just sat there and
told her Brynn didn't know.

She set you up.

Rebecca didn't even know. We should take
all decisions and just leave one on the

table. It's frustrating dealing with
Erin when she doesn't remember the s**t

that she does and says.

She forgets that she told me about s**t.
He forgets saying that Jenna's broke.

Now, I don't really understand what
she's doing or what she's trying to do

what. It just doesn't add up.

Oh, by the way, this is the center back
pigeon lady. She's the one who made

these. Oh, they're gorgeous.

Oh, hi, honey.

Hi. Hi, Jenna.

This is so pretty.

Hi, kids. How are you? I'm good. Oh.

Don't get up. Hi, baby. Okay, so fun
news.

I got set up. Not on a hot date with a
hot guy.

Erin. Erin set me up. Wait, what do you
mean?

There's a difference of set up and
framed. She got framed.

What happened?

Come sit in my lap. I just kind of
helped you.

I can't sit on the ground. Once you get
in that chair, there's no getting out

there. All right.

When Erin told me about the prank, me
and Jessel, we were at lunch. Yeah.

After that lunch, Erin and I went and
had a drink. I was like, dude, no way.

way. And she's like, it's not true.

Oh, you knew.

It's Gavin.

Erin told me that she's pregnant.

Of course, it's Gavin's. Like, she
wanted to do this prank on everyone.

So I was like, oh, my God, let me in on
the prank. So that's how I dodgeballed,

and I was like, hey -ho, you know, and,
like, making all the jokes and being

like, should we take a pregnancy test?

Are you kidding me? It's just crazy. Why
wouldn't she just be like, oh, no, no,

dude, she knew?

Of course.

Erin, what the... So if you couldn't
find a pigeon, then we would be looking

the pigeon, right? Right. Because she's
the pigeon.

Question. Still to come this season on
The Real Housewives of New York City.

Oh, hey.

Oh, my God.

This is down fire?

Yeah. Is it a cute little pigeon?

What is that, doo -doo? That is
disgusting.

Beyonce wore that one, guys. Sequin
dress Beyonce wore.

You have to have a bake sale to pay for
your tea.

Maybe Aaron wasn't lying. I don't think
there's anything large about it. You

want to choose this?

I think it's impressive.

Puerto Rico! This is so pretty.

We've been in Puerto Rico for three
minutes. Jenna's ass is out.

Oh, my God!

Oh,

my God!

My mom is coming.

When was the last time you saw her?
About six years ago.

Oh, my God.

I'm not going to entertain you. I'm not.
No, no, no. I want to hear this. If you

have something to say, say it. Shut up.

Great matters.

You lied.

I said, why a loony belt?

In one word, how would you describe the
last night? Unreal.

He's talking to my character.

Shocking. What?

I have to be sure. Maybe your husband
should apologize for calling her a

It was fucked up. This bitch is a liar.

The accusation was disturbing.

You son of a bitch.