All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of New York City – S15E7

I heard a crazy rumor, though.

Uh... What?

She's a freak in the sheet.

What?

Regardless of the consequences.

Like, what kind of consequences?

The biggest kind.

She's pregnant by someone else.

Bitch! Wait, what?

I think this is, like, authority.

For sure. Yeah, they're sex groups.

That capades with different people.

Other men.

And her.

She's here, she's here.

Miss Rebecca?

Times Square.

Fish.

You're done, aren't you?

All right. Go.

How are you?

I'm having lunch with a friend, but I
would love to sit outside. It's so nice

out.

Hi.

Hi.

You look so cute.

Thanks. You look great. I love that bag.
Is that yours?

Yeah. I love it. It's finally warm
enough out. I need one of those.

You just say the word, sis. I think I
know someone. I had so much fun last

night. Oh, my God. It was wild.

Oh,

my God.

Hello, ladies. Welcome. Thank you.

Thank you. We'll each do a Caesar.

We're going to share the rigatoni vodka,
but with the gluten -free pasta,

please. Perfect. Thank you. How were the
awards, by the way? Oh, they were

really nice.

Brynn kind of said something shady.

Oh, she did? Yeah. What'd she say? She
said, what was it, like, the awards for

Nordstrom Rackets?

It's great for my dad.

She has an expulsory award.

Oh! I didn't know Nordstrom Rackets had
an award.

Oh, wow. That's a good one. Is that a
good one?

Listen, she doesn't have to like my
stuff. That's fine.

I built a $100 million company. Yeah,
good for you.

Yeah. That's the response.

Like, okay.

I think it's pretty distasteful for her
to come for my career or anything I've

done, frankly. I'm not sure what she's
done.

It's like a little yap dog trying to
bite you. I have been bit by real

So this is nothing to me.

I feel like Brynn's going to convert.
She hosted a Seder.

Gavin's dad converted when Gavin was 9
or 10. Oh.

So he's Jewish.

Can I ask you a personal question? Yeah.

How, like, does it work for you?

Because I know we always talk about
being Jewish, but how does it work being

Jewish and a Scientologist?

Yeah, so...

Being Jewish is my religion, obviously.

And then the other one is really an
applied philosophy that, like, when it

rough, that's where I can get tools to
help me. With communication, with the

stress of life, like dealing with kids,
the business.

But I guess it's not really a religion.

It is in the fact that everyone hears
the word religion and they're like, God,

worship, right? But there's also
anything spiritual in nature. So you

as far as to say that going to SoulCycle
is a spiritual experience for you,

right?

I'm not that into SoulCycle. I'm not
either, but I'm just making, you know,

like there's no worship or prayer. It's
like tools to help you. Right.

And that's kind of it.

I think that is unfortunate that there
are a lot of stereotypes out there that

are people who...

don't have the right information, are
working with inadequate data. And I

just ask people to go check it out for
yourself, whether it is reading a book,

going online, watching the TV station
about it.

When you say, like, go read a book,
obviously, like, my mind, the first book

that comes to mind is Going Clear.

Don't read that book.

When I was born, my parents were just
finding out about it. Oh, really?

Yeah, but it was my choice.

When I was around 18, that's when I felt
like, oh, this is something I need to

deal with the insanity of life. So it's
been great for me.

I have so much respect for her that I
would never want to insult her belief

system.

That being said, it's very hard for me
to understand.

What have you heard about Scientology?

I know too much.

I wish I knew less.

All right, ladies. Oh, thank you.

Thank you so much.

The girls were funny. Oh, my God.

Tessa was a funny one.

Apparently, I stink.

Who comes to somebody's event, sits
down, the first thing she said was, ew,

really smells here. Is it you?

Something smells.

Is it you? Are you wearing a deodorant
again?

Like, how about hello, nice to see you,
how was your night?

I love natural deodorant. It works for
me.

I guess it doesn't work for me.

I'm excited to be here. I am trying to
bring color to my boyfriend's house.

Hi,

Cora. And Cora. Hi, my supermodel.

What are we shopping for today? Oliver.

Oh, okay.

His house is so, like, just neutral,
like, so beautiful and quiet. It feels

the MoMA.

Okay. And I'm like, maybe before I move
in, I need to bring him a little color.

Oliver and I were talking about me
moving to Greenwich. The thing is, I

keep my apartment in New York.

I don't think I can be in Connecticut,
like, full time, because most of them is

not home. And also, New York has been
such, like, an identity of my life.

We don't want to scare the guy.

So maybe not the giraffe?

That looks like me, though.

I don't know. It feels great, and
they're also scary.

I love the butterfly, but I cannot stand
these beetles.

Sorry, beetles.

They look like cockroaches.

I cannot bring him

this. I need to start small.

I'm not going to lie, this is very
intimidating.

Moving in, it's a lot.

Oliver and I have a very different
lifestyle.

Oliver lives to his schedule.

He wakes up in the morning, goes to the
gym downstairs.

I can predict his day.

I sometimes just lay down on the sofa
and stay in the wall for six hours.

Can we try upstairs?

Yeah, it's going to be an adjustment.

So tell me, how is everything?

Personally, I'm doing very well.
Besides, my period is very painful.

Like, I'm in bed.

Like, excruciating pain.

Oh my God, I'm so sorry. Yeah.

I'm going to go see my doctor next week.

When I start complaining, my friends
will tell me, oh, you're just getting

older. My doctor's like, no, no, no, no,
you shouldn't be feeling this way.

No, I don't think so. You know?

It is so painful.

Once I was in a cab, I had to call a
friend to stay on the phone with me

I get home. Because I thought I'm going
to pass out.

Something is wrong.

But this painful period, it concerned me
because it has to do with the old age.

I'm not going to lie, I'm losing a
little sleep.

And only because I want to be with
Oliver so bad.

Maybe I'll just settle for those three.
Just take all those three.

To ease into it? Yeah. I love gold. All
right. I'm not a gold digger, but I love

gold. I know.

Coming up... Is she pregnant?

No.

Who's the dad?

How was school today?

It is normal.

I'm so glad school's almost over,
though. Oh, my God, you got three more

Don't remind me. Three more weeks.

Are you excited about today?

I'm really curious to see, like, what
kind of props from the movie are going

be there.

I don't know. Any props would be cool.

Rebecca invited London and I to check
out her collection that is inspired by

new film Wicked. London loves everything
that is the arts.

And when she's excited, I'm excited.

We're here.

You guys are going to meet with Rebecca
in here.

Amazing. She's just wrapping something
up. She'll be with you in a minute.

This is so cool.

That is so cool.

We're so lucky that you just get to have
this in here. This is my daughter,

London. So fun. London, this is Rebecca.

I heard that you love all things Wicked.

So we were seeking to give you like a
sneak preview of everything that went

the design of this. So we took this
crystal inspiration from Elphaba's

broomstick, like the twisted knot, and
then obviously her crown and these.

How cool are they?

We took this inspiration from the
Grimmery.

The book of cells.

The things that I get to experience with
my children is something that is beyond

my wildest dreams.

I feel like a princess.

You're so cool.

These are core memories that they will
remember forever.

I'm going to be watching the movie with
my dad and be like, see that? I held

that. I didn't really have that when I
was growing up. So the fact that I'm

creating that with my own family and my
children, I'm just so grateful.

If you were to pick out a bag today,
which one would it be? Because you get

take one with you.

Yeah. I like this one.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner. I have a
millennial.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

I have to go to the bathroom.

Go. Bye. Grab some snacks if you can
find some, too. Okay.

Bye. She's so cute.

Did you receive my text about dodgeball?
Oh, yeah. I'm so excited. Excited? I

love dodgeball. I love a good dodgeball
game.

You know, let's have some fun.

And besides, some of these girls need
balls thrown in their faces.

I'm very competitive, so watch out. OK.
It's going to be very fun. I don't want

to not be on your team then. Yeah,
you're going to want to be on my team.

Because I'm going to be throwing these
balls like a rocket. Yeah, and with

guns. Like a rocket. With those Madonna
arms.

Like a rocket, baby.

Yeah, I'm worried.

Oh, hello.

Hi. You look like a nerdy secretary.

I am. So cute.

I'm not getting up because my pants are
really tight. Are they going to rip?

Hopefully not.

I wish.

What's going on? You look so cute.

Hey, lovely. Hey, how are you?

See anything I can start you off with
today?

Can I have a macaroni, please? Of
course, though.

Can I get an English breakfast?

Of course.

Can I get a shot of 1942 with soda?

Thank you for coming on here to keep
from work. Do you have to go in every

No, not every day. Like, three days a
week.

Okay. I worked in tech before, so I like
it. It's good. I love my team.

Good. Who's your team? Like, how many
people are in your team?

In New York, it's about 14.

Oh, I'm sorry. In New York. And then in
London, there's 50 -some engineers.

That's huge.

That's crazy. Yeah, yeah.

Brynn, to me, is someone that's hyper
-smart, and she's building an app, and

fact that she seems excited about this
new role, I'm happy for her.

I don't know what she does, though. I
mean, I'm going to be... silent if you

around with her job she will come for
you i don't want to not do that i have

actually go to london not this week but
the following week you're such a london

girl i know you're more london girl than
i ever was i know and it's so cute that

you have it in your instagram profile
but i'm the one that's been there more

should put it on your instagram profile
i wouldn't do that because i'm not a

beast oh well you should be maybe

I called Jenna the next day. Yeah. And I
was shocked by what Jenna had to say

when I asked her if she thought you were
a basic bitch.

What did she say? She said yes?

She said, Jess is cute.

Cute? And I was like, is she a basic
bitch? Yes or no? Answer the question.

very definitive.

It's yes or no.

She goes, I don't know. I'm going to
have to think about it.

Think about it?

The joke about Jethel being a basic
bitch is funny because she's actually

basic. Hang on a second. Sometimes I
think a basic bitch is someone who tries

little too hard.

That's a little basic.

I'll have to table that one. I'm not
going to give you the basic bitch for

Jethel. She always comments on my looks
and how I dress and clearly this

doesn't feel that way.

Jenna. Jenna Lyon. Jenna's a two -face.
What is that?

It's like Jenna, the ultimate style
guru, is telling her that her style

Jenna was the one that was defending me.

So, is Jenna defending me to my face and
then behind my back calling me a basic

bitch? You know, Jenna does shop at Gap,
I believe. So, like, I don't know who's

the basic bitch around here.

I don't think it's a big deal.

Okay. I wouldn't care.

Getting a rise out of Jessel, it's just
fun and it's silly.

Am I strategically leaving out the fact
that I might have also called Jessel

basic? Yes.

That was in the details.

I have carpal tunnel because I stir the
pot so much.

I need one of those little wristbands.

Oh, another funny thing at your party.

So I asked, I said, where's Rebecca?

I just made a joke about the Nordstrom
Rack Awards.

Well, can I just pause for a minute?
Yeah. I think she's like a little

right now. Why is she sensitive?

Why?

Wait, why?

Why is she sensitive?

Is she pregnant?

Is she pregnant again?

She's what?

That's why she's not drinking.

And it gets crazier. No.

Who's the dad?

Are you making a joke or do you know
something?

No, I'm making a joke. Not a joke.

Actually not. It's like a big thing.

Wait, what?

Wait, that was a joke. That's my joke I
say when everyone says he's pregnant.

Okay,

linear. It's not, like, confirmed. We
don't know. I know. It's, like, crazy.

How do you know?

Because we have a mutual friend.

She had one night, like, a crazy night.

Well, do they have an open relationship,
though?

I mean, I know.

First of all, she is pregnant.

It's like very, very early on. Okay. And
she's like really stressed about it.

She told you she's pregnant?

Yeah.

And she said, I don't know who that is.
She didn't tell me that, but I did hear

from someone. Can I have it? I don't
have one yet. She has four.

Can I have that? I'll pay her. She's got
beautiful babies.

She's still pregnant.

This is what I heard.

Don't trust the quiet ones. I'm loud and
I'm a prude.

She, I would have never, never known my
wildest dreams.

That is massive.

Coming up.

Throw the ball.

Oh!

This is going to be cool.

I know.

Stay here, baby.

Hi. How are you guys doing? Good, good.

What do you have tonight?

We have a slutty punch. It's our special
on Wednesday.

Can we have two sluts?

Okay.

Have Gabe and Erin ever been to a gay
bar?

I think both of them have never been to
a dyke bar like this. Yeah, probably

not. Hi, guys.

Hi. Oh, my God. Look at us.

They're basically twinning.

I love Mel.

I have a girl crush on Mel. Mel and I...
That's too big a space. Well, Eve and I

are talking right now. Oh, sorry.

Okay.

When I met Abe, I thought, like, ooh,
kind of bro vibe. And we are very, like,

ideologically, in certain ways, very
different.

Tea, water.

What about a Coca -Cola?

And then I realized, wow, he has... a
lot of lesbian sensibilities. So my

opinion about him quickly changed.

All right, I got a Madre grapefruit.
Thank you so much. And I have a top

slutty punch right here.

Coca -Cola.

Thank you. Thank you. Gabe.

What is this, Gabe?

I feel like I'm missing something.

We're trying to organize a double date.

I was like, oh, why don't we take Gabe
to an errand? I put gay and Abe.

I just called him Gabe.

I'm cool with that.

I'll identify as Gabe.

I've never kissed a guy.

I've been tempted in college.

I came really close.

And there was a point where I
questioned, you know, my sexuality.

Can I ask?

Yes. Were you married to a man?

I was, yeah.

Like, when did you realize that you were
into women? Like, what was your

journey? Yeah, I kind of knew growing up
there were signs there.

And then she was a model in the Italian
pensions, which is the dorm for all the

models. She had her way when she was 19,
20.

Nothing actually materialized until I
started modeling and ended up in a model

pension with a bunch of beautiful women.

You're gay, that's gonna bring it out of
you. If there's even a thought, you

know. I mainly only dated men.

Was there a reason for that, or just
that, like, that's what you thought you

should be doing?

That's what I thought I should be doing.

I kind of, at that point in time, was
attracted to both.

Right. Keep drinking the slutty punch.

Now she's making me sound like I was
slutty. I wasn't slutty. No, that one

didn't have anything to do...

So then I was married.

Marriage is not what I expected it to
be. It had nothing to do with his

It was just, it wasn't a good marriage.

When my marriage to the father of my
children was breaking up, I came across

Elworth. And I started watching it. And
I thought, why am I feeling like this is

where I belong?

I had to really take the time and think
about, you know, if I was going to be

really true and honest to myself.

And that was hard.

I knew it was going to mean losing a lot
of people.

But I knew that I needed to explore it.

I never looked back.

And then Mel went to space and got you a
space rock. I know.

You know that's what we call it, right?
You call it the space rock.

I am obsessed with it. The fact that
it's an engagement ring is so

You know, because she's not basic.

Do you mind

telling me where we're going?

You look so cute. Where do you think
you're going?

I don't know.

You're hungry?

No, I'm not hungry.

You're definitely going to be eating.

But it's not food.

What is it?

It's jewelry.

So this is my favorite jewelry store. I
have Puppet's credit card because he

gave it to me to plan the kids'
birthday.

What? It's fine. No, no, no.

He might get a Fordlet. It's fine.

He'll just clear it.

I absolutely love that.

Oh, yeah.

For, like, vacation.

Vacation? A weapon.

Yes. Hang on a minute.

I'm a bit worried about Puppet.

Maybe like four or five days a week. Do
you think this is a bit too big? The

amount of crap you have?

Call it credit card fraud. I don't care,
but listen, he married me, and this is

the repercussions of that.

That would be a good push gift.

Yeah, it would be.

Do you even know what a push gift is?

Can you explain to me, please?

It's a gift that you get when you have a
baby.

Hmm.

Uh -huh.

Okay, so what was Puppet's...

opinion on that i think that the
decision to have another baby is not

person well the decision's already made
there's no baby i think i found a

therapist to to like help with how to
communicate he lives in mexico city so

he's not american he doesn't have that
american like sort of you know point of

view which i feel like is sometimes very
like you know narrow

Mexico City is very cultural.

There's a lot of food options. I feel
like Puppet and him could maybe connect

that front, you know, as an icebreaker.

Truly, I picked the freaking therapist
based on his food landscape.

I think he has more of like a global
sort of like point of view, which is

helpful because we're, you know, we're
British, we're Indian.

I think maybe he can help with some of
those things.

Okay. You definitely need a therapist. I
do?

What's wrong with me?

Well, you just said.

It's for him.

My mom has always sided with puppets.
Like, she thinks the sun shines out of

ass, and let me tell you, it does not.

For both of you, maybe. Maybe for both
of us. Yes.

But she seems more open to therapy, so
that's a win.

I'll take it.

Speaking of babies, we were at lunch the
other day with Erin and Bryn. Mm -hmm.

And Erin dropped this, like,

Bomb, because Rebecca, apparently she's
pregnant again.

Oh, my God. I know.

Oh. However,

Erin said she didn't think it was her
husband's kid.

What?

Apparently, there's this rumor going
around that, like, she had this wild

and ended up getting pregnant by some
other guy.

You shouldn't get involved.

I don't want to be the one to, like,
meddle in this.

That is a bombshell.

All right.

Back to you.

Good?

Good. Okay.

I think we are going to wrap this up.

So this is for Mom.

Yes. All this is Mom.

How much do I owe? And it can go on my
account, right?

Right. Your total is going to be $3
,200.

Thank you. You are so welcome. Thank
you, Puppet.

Thank you, Puppet.

Coming up.

He does not care, and it's not a big
deal that she got knocked out by some

guy. 2024, baby.

Cute in here.

Hi. Hi. Hi, how are you? Are you Tim?
Yeah.

Nice to meet you.

This is going to be so much fun. I'm
stoked.

These are the balls we have to choose
from. We have these, and we have the

bigger one. I just wanted to make sure.
I wanted to see what it was about. Oh, I

know, I know, I know.

Yes, the vibes are here.

This is so cute.

What the f*** is this?

Are we playing football? Yeah, because
all these bitches are going to be

throwing them at my chest, and I don't
want my implants to fall off.

Stop it. How to protect them titties.

Oh, hello.

Oh, you brought her helmet? Did you ride
on over?

I didn't ride.

Wait, did you bring this for her? I
brought this to protect my face. No, I

brought it for Uber, actually. That is
so cool. That's funny.

Look at Sporty's fly. Look at the
pattern on her stuff.

The clown. I love it.

Is this an 80s workout class?

Don't even at me.

You look absurd, like, cute at the same
time. Yeah.

Yeah. I saw the podcast thing because it
went viral, you know? Oh, my God. I got

tagged in all, like, that was hilarious.

Well, Rebecca sent me a hand. She didn't
say anything. She just sent me the

link. And I was like, what? You are very
nice. And she was like, no, it's like

you said I was boring.

I did say it's boring.

Is boring bad?

Yeah.

What makes ball boring?

Sorry. It's not my fault I'm always in
trouble. I can't help it.

I can't.

I heard a crazy rumor, though.

Ooh, are you going to do this?

What?

You know how sometimes you have to be
careful of the quiet ones?

I heard she's a freak in the sheets.

What? Her and Gavin, yeah.

Good for her. Getting around town.

They do. They have fun with other people
and stuff.

Regardless of the consequences.

Like, what kind of consequences?

The biggest kind.

What?

No.

Like another man's baby.

Shut up.

I swear to God, and I heard this from
Erin, and I was like, dude, that's not

true, that's not true.

Erin said that?

Oh, she's not boring.

Then I asked around, and it's... You did
ask around?

Yes, I did. Immediately. I left that
lunch. I immediately asked a bunch of

people I know.

Gossip girl over here. I'm a little
shell -shocked. I think Brynn's take on

Rebecca is that she's NBA.

Like, no value added, you know? From her
fashion to her personality.

So I think that this news is giving
Brynn all the ammunition she absolutely

get to just sweeten the pot.

I had a meeting with Rebecca two days
ago, and I'm sitting there, like,

this information. I feel so awkward.

Honestly, I get very hungry very quickly
right now.

Why?

Why?

Because I'm working out. Oh, you're
breastfeeding, yeah. And breastfeeding.

Right. Yeah.

It's like, there she is.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I mean, you look kind of basic to me.
I'm not going to lie.

You're not wrong, considering.

Hi. Hi, baby.

Hi.

Wait, are you for real? What part did
you get verified? That it's someone

baby or that she, like, is wild?

So I used to work with Gavin back in the
day.

And so I called up all our old friends
and I was like, is this the thing? Do

they, whatever? Like, yeah, that's,
like, their thing. Like, they're very,

know, they're cool, they're bohemian,
they sleep around and whatever.

This is like some hippie shit. Yeah.

Yeah. Is it Scientology?

No. No.

He does not care, and it's, like, not a
big deal.

He does not care, and it's not a big
deal that she got knocked out by some

guy. It's 2024, baby.

Well, how are we determining teams here?

Oh, my God. Please come to this
conversation.

There's a rumor that she got knocked out
by someone else. But I need you to tell

Jenna real quick what happened. My
eyeballs are hanging. And, like, you

that toy that goes... So we were at
lunch with Aaron the other day. And

with Aaron?

Rebecca Minkoff.

Apparently she's pregnant, and she's
pregnant by someone else.

And Gavin doesn't even care. And they're
cool with it.

This is the rumor that's circulating.

Bitch! It's not a rumor.

But wait, you shouldn't play dodgeball,
though.

Wait, what? Would you play dodgeball if
you were pregnant?

I wouldn't. What if the ball hits you?
Wait, she's pregnant right now? Yeah,

babe.

How does she know this? How does Erin
know this? She told Erin she's pregnant.

Why would you lie about that?

I would never be like, oh, I'm pregnant.
And now it makes sense to no drinking.

That's not funny.

I do not want to know. I don't want to
hear about it. Like, marriage and kids

off the table, as far as I'm concerned.

That's just too sacred.

Shh. Oh, shh, shh, shh.

She's here. She's here.

There's Rebecca.

Shh. Oh, shh, shh, shh. She's here.

Okay.

How are you feeling?

I've just been feeling a little weird
lately, but I think I'll be okay.

You feel sick?

You feel weird?

I don't know if I had food poisoning,
just been like a little... What are your

symptoms? Like, kind of... You know that
feeling in your stomach when you're

just like... Nauseous?

That's a food poisoning feeling.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I get that
sometimes, too.

You do?

No. I'm just trying to make you feel
better about whatever...

I only get that feeling when I'm
hungover.

Oh, I haven't been hungover in a long
time, as you know.

Sober mober over here.

Sober mober. We all have our reasons.

You're still bruxing, aren't you?

I am.

I got a baby on my tit.

The only man touching a baby?

He's 15 months.

The only man? Are you sure he's the only
man touching a baby? Well, maybe one or

two others.

Where is everyone? We have to pick
teams.

Oh my God, look at this. Is she wearing
heels?

I love that she's wearing heels. It's so
funny.

God damn it, she looks good.

You look so good.

I want to hate on you, but you look
good. You look really good. I brought

helmet, baby. I thought you could play.
No, no, no, I can't. You're going to

play. Listen,

I have my doctor appointment coming up.
My abdomen is still like, I'm not

feeling great.

The last thing I want is someone to
throw a ball at me.

40 -year -old woman running around and
throwing each other balls. I'm like

Are you pregnant too? I can't get
pregnant. I have to do it.

No one understands this. I cannot just
get knocked up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe

you should go to the O .G.

Do you think this is like abortion?

For sure. Is it in my family? Yeah,
they're sex -cruised.

I would want to go to one of those. I
mean, that's a C.

You do not understand the information

that was just dropped.

What information?

Rin said that Erin told her, Rebecca,
her and her husband loved, like, doing,

like, extra sex capades with different
people. Shut the fuck up. Like, super

wild, where other men basically...
...and her.

She's pregnant.

Rebecca's pregnant?

By somebody else.

Right now.

Rebecca's not pregnant. She has a flat
stomach like a surfboard.

aaron said that rebecca told aaron that
she's pregnant even if it was true why

is aaron saying this and rebecca knows
this or not

these pigeons here in this group they
love confucian they love she say

he said oh my god i'm stressed do
rebecca want us to know this oh my god

why i didn't even notice the gloves

I like that you go in.

Yeah. You're like, here for it. And I
appreciate it so much. You do.

Oh, so much. Uh -oh. Because Brynn the
other day was saying that you were

confused about how I dress.

I was shocked by what Jenna had to say
when I asked her if she thought you were

a basic bitch.

She goes, I don't know. I'm going to
have to think about it.

Think about it?

Let's just be honest. In the debate of
Jekyll being a basic bitch.

I think Jekyll's so cute.

Aw.

I'll have to table that one. I'm not
going to give you the basic pitch for

Jemma. Yeah, and I didn't answer that.

Yeah, she said, I don't know. You said,
I'm going to have to think about it. You

were going in on me? No, I wasn't.

Sorry.

I believe Jenna.

I think Brynn is the queen of
embellishments. I think someone will say

oh my God, I love the color pink.

And then she will take that information
and go to someone else and be like, Oh

my god, I was just with Jessyl, and she
thinks pink is the most hideous color

ever. That is what I think is happening
here. No, I said an argument could be

made for the fact that, is someone who's
so camp, is that almost basic?

I'm not camp. This is just how I dress,
like, in life.

No, but this is camp.

Oh, intentionally.

Yeah. Intentionally, yeah. I actually
don't think you're basic. I just didn't

want to go down that road. What do you
think of her fashion?

I think she's adorable, and I love that
she, like, plays up who she is. Like,

I'm in.

Not that your opinion, like, matters to
me or anything.

Because why would it?

I mean, I think this is, like, a theme
for Brynn. I think she likes to stir the

pot. I think that's exactly how the Uber
story happened, and now she's trying to

do it with Jethel.

She was like, she's having money
problems. We're in her car broke down,

offered to get her an Uber, and she said
yes, and then she didn't pay me back.

She's lying about her story. She's
lying. I didn't say she was poor.

It's insane.

I think what went down with Aaron and
the Uber thing, that felt like it was

mean -spirited, but it definitely feels
like a red flag. It makes me cautious,

for sure.

She said, he said, let's table it.

I said, let's table it, because I didn't
want to go down that path, and I could

tell that that was just angling. So you
were just trying to deep -bred and

sensitize. Yes, I was just trying to be
like, I'm not going to do that. I hear

you. Let's go. I hear you. Well, that's
different. I was not going to use that.

I do not think you're basic at all. Here
she is.

The bag and the jacket take it to
another place, which I appreciate.

It's giving me Coachella gone rogue.

Erin looks like she played tennis and
then found herself at Coachella, and now

she's pitching a tent and going camping.
Like, what the fuck is this outfit?

dance on a green screen like where where
did you find this outfit this is not

for dodgeball what is it i'm into both
of them like i don't need everyone to be

boring and basic and perfect like let me
do that part hi tim finally all my

friends have arrived welcome how do you
play the game so you'll line up on the

opposite side the ball is live until it
hits the ground there's multiple there

are five balls that can all be turned at
the same time do a dream jessel These

bitches aren't sporty at all.

Dodgeball is not my thing. Clearly,
balls of any sort are not my thing. Who

plays dodgeball? Nobody plays dodgeball.

I'm competitive.

I have the height. I have the strength.

Am I jacked?

Am I, like, secretly jacked?

So I'm the team captain.

You're going to be a team captain.

Oh, awesome. Yay. We'll stand by Tim and
pick our teams, bitches. Okay.

First jersey goes to Bruce.

So if there are three people in this
side, the first person that gets hit

in. And that's the first out.

So everyone has four collective outs on
each side.

Jenna? All right, so then I'm going to
say it like you wanted me.

Don't throw the ball at... Who do we not
throw the ball at?

Rebecca.

Oh.

Brynn. What? You told her?

I'm hungover. I have a loose lip.

Wait, are you on the wrong team?

I'm always playing for the wrong team,
you guys. I mean, y 'all off my team.

Wait, seriously, though.

Because there's no blue jerseys, Jess.
Oh, there are?

Yeah, we only had three.

Any questions? Are we all set?

Let's do this, bitches.

Ready, set.

Oh, God.

I got taken out.

Good job.

Come on, Erin, get her.

You're out.

You won.

Congratulations. That was scary.

Those two.

Ready, set.

Stop, stop, stop.

So she caught your ball, so you're out.

I'm alone?

You got this. You can win. You can win.

You okay?

Yeah. She needs a minute.

No, I think you should sit down.

You okay?

Yeah, yeah. She needs a minute.

She needs a minute.

Oh, my God.

How do I?

Whoa. I threw.

Yeah. Okay.

All right, you have a tie game. What did
you hear? You gotta be careful. Yeah, I

know, dude.

It's a game.

It's a tie game.

You sure you're okay?

Yeah. All right.

It's one to one.

Ready, set.

You're still in. You're still in. I'm
still in. I got it, right?

They're just going to stand back there?

Jenna.

You're a pretty cat. You guys can hide
over there.

Oh, good one.

Can't do plastic surgery.

Why are you wearing those sunglasses?

We're playing dodgeball.

It's not cool ball.

I mean, listen, it's giving rock star
vibes.

Come on, you can't just stand there,
wear glasses, and then expect not to get

hit. You got to dodge the ball, Jenna.

Isn't it over?

And that is the game. That is the game.
Who was that?

Sorry. Brynn!

I think she got hurt. I'm sorry, okay?

I don't like you anymore. I'm sorry.

Okay. Guys, it's a game!

You know, when Angela and you do that,
like, you don't hug it out. You just

going. What's this?

Jocelyn. Yeah.

Where the f*** you came from?

My bed's not.

If there's any part of Jenna Lyons that
thou shall not hit, it's probably the

face and the glasses.

The whole thing. What else is there, you
know? That is it.

We won?

Yeah. That was awesome, you guys. Thank
you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank

you. Thank you, Tim. Thank you. Thank
you.

Oh, Jesus.

Bend it like Becca.

Hey, Aaron.

Hello, Aaron.

So, the Pilates.

I need to show these bitches I can do
push -ups. Okay. Just in case.

I'm not going to say anything right now,
but there's stuff going on. People are

saying about you. You just need to be
very careful.

What did I say?

You have to tell me now.

Tell me.

It's okay. No, it's okay.

So, tell me with your eye.

Erin, you told her?

I didn't tell her anything. What did you
say?

I didn't tell you anything.

Oh, it's actually true.

Oh.

No, I didn't hear from you. I only told
Jess.

Congrats.

I'm out.

Okay,

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

That was good.