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You two are idiots.

So I'm gonna do the whole group science
project by myself.

You just stand there and do nothing.

Uh, okay.

Nothing is cool.

I'm demonstrating the effect of rocket
payload on the trajectory of the... The

rocket is my wiener.

Never mind.

I'm gonna put the model rocket engine
in, and then I attach these wires, and

then I press the button to launch.

And then there's fire.

Wait. I have to go inside to get my
scientific calculator.

Don't touch anything, especially the
rocket engine. It could explode and blow

your fingers off.

Let's launch my butt.

We're going to science.

Here we go. Just tape that on there.

Now just attach the wires and press the
button.

My butt's going to space.

It didn't launch, but maybe we need to
tape it to my schlong. Oh, yeah.

That's a good idea.

Damn it.

This sucks.

I think this thing is broken or
something.

Doesn't sound like it's broken.

I wonder why it didn't blow off my...
Whoa!

Did you hear that?

Something sounded cool.

Beavis, your ear blew off.

What? I said your ear blew off.

What? I said your ear blew off.

Sorry, Puddin', I can't hear you. My ear
blew off.

Science is cool.

What's that?

Meet the men behind the dolls and that
kind of me.

But Barbie, right, somehow has stayed
relevant.

You know, in the 80s... Are all the
Barbies named Barbie? Because they're

like... They're all different people and
stuff. I don't understand.

Yeah, there's, like, Lawyer Barbie and
Wet n' Wild Barbie and

President Barbie.

But they're all named Barbie?

Yeah.

They should make a Your Mom Barbie.

And she just lays around on the couch
all day with a line of Ken's Outsider

Dreamhouse.

Shut up about it.

That'd be cool.

There'd be a lot of people in her box,
if you know what I mean.

Shut up about it.

Your mom is a collector.

She collects wieners.

Shut up about it.

And the Your Mom Barbies are not in mint
condition.

Come on, that's enough.

It can be found used at every Saturday
morning yard sale.

Laying around, hungover, no idea where
they are.

Enough, butthead, come on.

You know what I always wondered,
butthead? Does the Wicked Witch of the

have green boobs?

Don't change the subject, Beavis.

All the kins would be like...

Hello, Beavis.

I'm Ken, your new stepdad.

You could have dozens of different men
to abandon you.

The Beavis' mom Barbie dream house is
just like a mattress and a bottle of

tequila.

Damn it, butthead!

I'm gonna kick your ass!

With Beavis' mom Barbie, all sales are
final.

Damn it, butthead!

You know.

Because dudes would just want to, like,
use her and return her. Damn it,

butthead! I'm going to kick your ass!

Hey, just one more.

Shut up, butthead!

The Beavis' mom, Barbie, is only $30.

For a half hour.

I'm going to kill you, butthead!

Where'd your ear go, dumbass?

Never mind that, butthead! Where did my
ear go?

It's got to be somewhere.

Whoa, here it is.

I found it.

Whoa, that explosion really messed it
up. Yeah, your ear is disgusting now.

You know, I see a lot of ears like this
in the woods.

That's because there's a lot of
dumbasses in the woods blowing their

You said blowing off.

Go ahead and... There you go, Beavis.

Good as new.

You know, I think I can actually hear
better now.

Okay. What?

Talk into my good ear.

Damn it, that sucks.

That must not be your ear after all.

Let's keep looking.

There it is. Finally.

Whoa. It's all, like, burnt up.

Cool.

Hold still.

There you go.

All better.

You guys better not have touched
anything.

Nope, everything's fine.

Nobody blew my ear off and put it back
on.

What the hell?

What happened to your ear?

Just a normal ear.

I use it to listen to music, you know,
stuff like that.

Uh, Beavis, I think your ear is like a
bug or something.

What?

Whoa! My ear is hauling ass!

We have to find Beavis' ear and get you
out of here before my

parents come outside and freak out.

Okay. You ought to be able to find it,
Beavis.

Because, like, your other senses are
enhanced.

Oh, yeah, yeah, that's true!

I should try to spank my monkey.

Don't spank your monkey in my backyard.

I just blew my ear off, dumbass. What
else am I supposed to do?

There it is.

Oh, yeah.

Go ahead and glue this back on.

Guys, I don't think you can just epoxy
it back on. It needs to be surgically

reattached. All done.

You glued it in the wrong place.

No, I didn't.

Oh, yeah.

So I did.

Stuck on there pretty good.

Oh, well.

You have to go to the hospital.

Go. Hurry.

This sucks.

I got an ear on my forehead, and I gotta
walk to the dumbass hospital.

Wait a second, Beavis.

I got a better idea.

Let's blow your ear back off with the
rocket engine.

Then we can glue it back on the side of
your head or something.

Whoa, good idea, butthead.

What did you do?

Don't worry, Cody. We blew the ear off
again, and now we can glue it back on in

the right place.

And also, we blew the ear off again, and
now we can glue it back on in the right

place. See?

You blew off the wrong ear.

Oh, yeah.

It's on the roof.

That sucks.

We should throw something at it to knock
it down.

We could blow my ear off and throw that.

Oh, good idea.

I'm going to get a rocket engine.

No, you can't blow your ears off in my
backyard anymore.

What? That sucks.

You're a selfish butthole is what you
are.

Get out of here.

Yeah, let's just go home, butthead.

We learned a lesson here today, Beavis.

Cody sucks.

And also, you know, we learned a lesson.
That Cody sucks.

Shut up, dumbass.

What? I said shut up, dumbass.

What? I said shut up, dumbass. What? I
said shut up, dumbass.

Hello, I'm David Van Driesen, educator
and also amateur folk singer.

I'm up here on top of a mountain, as you
can see, and there's something about

that wonderful view that inspired me to
write this song of nature.

Okay.

Mountains, they soar above.

Okay, let me just... Let me just...

tune this up here this one is an open e
so it's very

this will just take a second i'm sorry
let me just

oh

i

see i need to get it higher just almost
there

Mountains They're just a little...

Mountains

They soar above

Hello?

I was tuning to the wrong octave and I
snapped a string, which... Oh, no.

Damn it. Hey.

Hey,

come back here, you mouse butthole.

I can see you.

I'm going to check your mouth.

Hey, Beavis, where are you? You missed
work, butthole, and school.

I haven't seen you in two days.

Uh, wait a minute.

Maybe he's dead.

No!

Uh, what's that noise?

Butthead!

Whoa, Beavis?

Are you, like, a ghost or something?

Butthead, help me!

Uh, are you, like, dead and you're
haunting our house or something?

Butthead, I don't think I'm dead.

Dammit, Beavis, you sound like a ghost
and I can't see you, so you're dead.

I'm pretty sure I'm, like, still alive
or something.

Then where are you?

I'm, like, in this, like, dark place,
and I can see a light at the end of a

tunnel.

That's exactly what dead people say,
dumbass.

It's in, like, the movies or the Bible
or something.

It is?

Yep. You're dead, asswipe.

Guess I'm dead.

What do you know?

Hey, this couch is in the wrong place.

Whoa.

Beavis, that sounded cool. Like a real
ghost.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, thanks.

You're a lot cooler now, Beavis.

I'm glad you're dead.

That's very nice of you to say.

Yeah, thank you.

Thank you very much.

The presidential fold.

This is the most formal of the pocket
square folds. It's the perfect choice

a job interview, black tie event, or any
occasion that requires a suit. What's a

suit?

Is that that thing they give you when
you have to appear in juvenile court?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Your Honor, you see a shoplifter, but I
see a young boy who has failed by the

systems and the societal rules.

Your Honor, my client deserves leniency
because of his mental issues.

You said you're on her.

Nice catch, but it.

And then when it was done, the judge
said, Beavis, I'm going to give you a

second chance to be a productive member
of society.

I was like, oh, God, how many chances do
I have to get? I already failed.

Let it go. Come on.

How come you guys have a problem with
this and I don't?

And then the judge, like, bangs the
gravel.

You're on fire today.

They should have a juvenile court, but,
like, for older people.

Yeah, well, they probably will just as
soon as we turn 18.

They're gonna be like, oh, we just
invented grown -up court. Yeah.

Now you get more chances.

Breaking the cycle sucks.

You know, people always say bad things
about the cycle, but don't knock it

you try it. That's what I think.

Now, for the best look, I recommend
having about 2 .5 inches of this bolt

peeking out.

2 .5 inches.

Good hustle, buddy.

You are going to get compliments all
night.

Hey, baby.

You heard about the dead kid?

I used to sit next to him.

Yeah, it's been pretty hard on me.

Hard on.

Hey, butthead, how's it going?

Quit trying to haunt me, Beavis, you
dead butthole.

Sorry.

Turned out I could get out of that dark
place by going backwards.

So what's it like being a ghost?

It's pretty cool, yeah.

Watch me walk through the wall. Check it
out.

Damn it.

Damn it.

Damn it.

I think the wall's broken.

Yeah.

This house sucks.

Not my problem anymore.

Being alive sucked. I never got to do
anything cool.

Yeah, you never scored.

And now you never will.

Shut up, butthead.

I can still score with dead chicks, you
know.

Like with my ghost schlong or something.

Uh, oh yeah.

I bet there's a lot of dead chicks at
the graveyard.

Yeah, yeah.

And maybe some 40s that people didn't
finish drinking.

Yeah, now we're talking.

Hello, ladies.

Hey, how's it going?

I'm new here because I just died.

Maybe you could, like, show me around or
something.

How's it going?

Whoa, Beavis, check it out.

That must be your funeral.

Whoa!

There might be some chicks who need a
shoulder to cry on.

Or maybe a schlong.

Whoa.

Everyone at my funeral looks really sad
that I'm dead.

That's pretty cool.

I don't recognize any of these people,
but... They

probably all used to bang your mom.

Yeah, that makes sense.

Where is your mom?

Isn't she supposed to be here?

She's probably busy or something, you
know.

She doesn't come to a lot of my stuff,
you know. It's cool.

I can't believe he's gone.

Yeah, me neither.

I mean, it's kind of crazy, you know.

He was loved by a lot of people.

Not that many. I mean, I never scored.

He had a great life.

Yeah, thank you.

Thank you, drive -thru.

Hey, Beavis, that chick in the black
dress is giving out hugs?

And if I hang around her long enough,
I'm going to get some.

Wait a second, butthead.

If this is my funeral, then who's in
that coffin?

You dumbass, you're supposed to be in
there.

What?

If they open it up and you're not in
there, these people are going to kick

ass.

Uh -oh.

Okay, okay.

Okay, here I go.

If we could all gather for the
presentation of the flag.

Hurry up.

Get this.

There's already a guy in here, butthead.

Come on.

Come on, get out of there.

My funeral.

Come on.

There we go.

Scoot over, dumbass.

If any ghost chicks come around, they're
here for me.

What's happening?

Hello?

Must be on my way to the ghost chicks.

Oh well.

See you at home, Beavis.