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♫ I suddenly thought of the drawer in my school days ♫

♫ It holds a locked diary ♫

♫ Colorful handwriting of the most desirable plot... ♫

♫ The meeting of you and I ♫

♫ I tossed a coin in the wishing fountain... ♫

♫ I summon fate ♫

♫ You've heard my summon through space and time ♫

♫ You are destined to be with me ♫

♫ Come to me, stay with me ♫

♫ You're the destiny that will never change from the past to the present ♫

♫ Come for me, stay for me ♫

♫ Just a look back can fill my heart ♫

♫ Oh, oh, oh. Be with me ♫

[Mr. Bad]

[Episode 2]

- Why are you... - What's your name?

My name is Nan Xing.

Nan Xing.

Are you the answer I'm looking for?

What answer?

What does he mean?

You can at least obtain my body

if you are not able to win my heart. Right?

- I... - Are you sure you don't want me?

Just consider it as your reward for rescuing me.

It won't do it.

This guy must be talking nonsense again.

You think I will be scared, don't you?

So what if yes?

As expected.

But how did she do it with her intelligence?

Who are you talking about?

What's wrong with my intelligence?

You've been stuck here for a long time?

No.

Do you need help?

No, I can do it myself.

You really don't need help?

Just stay away from me.

All right.

I'll stand here waiting for you.

Uncle, can you do me a favor?

What's wrong with you guys?

Did you have a fight?

She's mad at me.

Shut up.

No, I don't know him, Uncle.

Uncle, don't go.

Miss, could you please do me a favor?

Hi, can you... I...

You should have asked me to help you earlier.

You...

Do I owe you money?

Can you stop following me?

Can you tell me now?

- Tell what? - Tell me how you summoned me to this world.

Summoned?

World?

Which mental institution did you run away from?

No wonder you're dressed like this.

This is the 21st century.

I came from the reign of Zhengde of the Ming Dynasty.

It is 500 years from now.

Everyone dresses like this in the world I belong to.

You really can't understand all this with your intelligence.

So when I questioned you just now, you were talking nonsense?

You... You say you're an ancient?

I know that time travel is still unattainable for people of this era.

But I am indeed an ancient.

Assuming what you say is true, I mean assuming,

what does that have to do with me?

Because there is a good chance that the person who summoned me is you.

Why?

Do you remember yesterday, when you said

you saw me in the water in a dream and woke up

to find me in your arms?

Who are you?

Yes.

I still haven't figured that out.

That was the first summoning.

First?

Is there a second time?

Just now, I appeared behind you out of nowhere.

Don't you ever wonder?

I thought you were a stalker.

I was in the library and the next thing I knew I was on the street.

This is the response to your summoning.

How is this possible?

This is too unscientific.

"Gosh. Stop displaying affection in public."

"Please."

Did you say that?

How could you hear me?

Who are you?

Don't come any closer.

Tell me who you really are.

I am known in the martial world as Young Master Hehuan.

My name is Xiao... Wu... Di...

He is a demon

who plays with people's lives.

He is Young Master Hehuan,

Come on. Smile for me.

Xiao Wudi.

How did this all happen?

Because I made a wish?

But how can this be a wish?

What did you wish for?

Why are you following me?

I thought I had got rid of you.

I'm a famous man in the martial world.

How can you get rid of me?

Why do you have to pester me?

If you're really an ancient, you should be happy.

We have good food, nice clothes and medical equipment.

You can enjoy modern life to the fullest here.

I don't want to be here.

I want to go back.

Go ahead then.

You summoned me here, how do you expect me to get back on my own?

I'm not capable of that.

I know you aren't capable of that.

So you must have accidentally triggered something.

Now think about it.

What happened last night?

Last night,

I came over to make a wish.

Make a wish?

You didn't

wish for a handsome man from heaven, did you?

Aren't you ashamed to say that?

Aren't you ashamed to make such a wish?

I didn't make such a wish.

I made a wish that I would pass my interview today.

Then, I met a couple and got irritated by them.

Then, I said...

Why so proud for having a relationship?

I would love to have a relationship if I could.

I would also like to have an unforgettable love.

What did you say?

I said something casual.

What's that?

I've forgotten it.

It's not important.

The important thing is

that I dropped my coin in there.

Then, I had a dream while I was looking for it.

I saw you in the water in my dream.

You're next to me again when I woke up.

This coin has been in my hand since I first woke up.

You said you saw me in a dream?

Yes.

How did you do it?

You are a hypnotist,

- virtual reality, magician, or... - Cut the crap.

Come on.

What?

- I... This is my... - Do it all again

to send me back.

Let's give it a go.

Let's just play along with him.

Dear fairy,

if you were the one who brought Xiao Wudi here,

please take him back the same way.

I can't handle this gift.

I beg you, please.

- What now? - Throw it in.

This is precious. I can't...

Look.

Nothing happens.

I told you it had nothing to do with me.

Now, it's time to dream.

That's not something you can do just like that.

You can do it while you sleep.

It's not a good idea for us to do this.

If anyone sees us lying here,

they'll think we're committing suicide for love.

Do you want me to go back or not?

I do.

But how can I fall asleep like this?

Is there nothing you can do if you can't sleep?

The Tortoise Breathing Technique.

I can definitely fall asleep within three breaths.

Don't worry about me.

You should sleep first.

Where am I?

Is this still Fairy Fountain Park?

How did I get here?

My place is quite nice, right?

Taoist Master, why are you here?

Why can't I be here?

This is my fairyland.

Of course I'm here.

Let me formally introduce myself.

I'm Fairy Zhen.

What have you done to me?

Why did you bring me here?

Didn't you ask for an unforgettable love yourself?

So, I got Xiao Wudi for you.

Xiao Wudi?

An unforgettable love?

He's handsome, right?

I'll fight you.

You... You... You bite the hand that feeds you, huh?

You're being ungrateful, aren't you?

You're pissing me off.

Anyway, I don't want to be in love with Xiao Wudi.

What's wrong with Xiao Wudi?

He's Young Master Hehuan.

He's a handsome and intelligent man

with outstanding skills in both literary and martial arts.

What is it about Xiao Wudi that makes him unworthy

of a discus girl like you who has never been in love?

He's a bad guy!

I wrote it myself.

Don't I know what he's like?

Devious and sinister, full of mischief and ill will.

Would you take him?

We all have our shortcomings, right? Be tolerant.

I just don't want him anyway.

I don't want him.

Take him back.

I can't take him back.

My magical powers are limited too.

Since it has happened,

You... You'll just have to make do with him.

Why?

How could this happen to me in my great years of youth?

What should I do?

Actually, there is good news.

Human beings are very vulnerable.

A lifetime is not that long.

Humans have a short life span.

You just face it like this.

Put up with it for the rest of your life.

May you have long legs in your next life. Okay?

Long legs, huh?

Wait here. What are you... You...

Does it make sense for you to do this?

I am the fairy here.

Let me be frank.

Xiao Wudi is the best match for you in the world.

Get along with him.

Cherish the time you spend with him.

Besides, you can't stay much longer in my place.

Take this back with you.

The dream was real.

No. No.

I don't want him!

You're back.

Nan Xing,

what's wrong with you?

Are you all right?

You don't have a fever, right?

No.

All right, you don't have a fever.

I thought you had a cold.

No.

I'm just a little too tired from the interview today.

Would you like something to eat then?

I'll make you something.

It's fine.

I want to take a nap.

Maybe her interview didn't go well today.

I'm going out of town with the dance team tomorrow.

Would you like to join us?

Let's get away for a break.

I'm good.

I don't feel like going out much lately.

All right. Take a break, then.

- Have a good rest. - Okay.

Call me if you need anything.

Right. All I have to do is delete the novel,

and the character will cease to exist.

Yes, delete it and I'll be fine.

Delete it and I'll be fine.

[Nan Xiaoxing]

[Are you sure you want to delete your post? Yes]

[My post]

All right.

It's deleted.

This should make him disappear.

Should I go out and have a look?

No.

What if he doesn't disappear?

What if he can still find me?

That can't be.

I'm at home now.

No matter what, he can't find my house, right?

As long as I'm home, I'm safe.

I won't go out.

I won't go out. I won't go out.

What destiny is this?

I won't accept such a destiny.

Go away.

Why am I sleeping on the floor?

Why is he still here?

How did he get in?

Could he have been following me yesterday?

Running away again?

How could you...

You want to get more people involved?

Be quiet then.

Well...

Sorry about yesterday.

I was in a hurry to get back and I left you there.

I am so forgetful.

It's okay.

Anyway, I kept following you yesterday and I didn't get lost.

You kept following me?

This guy was faking his sleep yesterday.

Why did I write such a bad guy

who is so difficult to deal with?

You slept so well last night.

You must have been dreaming.

- No. - No?

It's true.

I can't tell the truth, right?

I can't say that you are the unforgettable love assigned to me by God.

There's no choice then.

We can only keep waiting.

Until you send me back, I'll have to sleep with you every night.

No way.

You're an ancient.

Aren't you, ancient people, most concerned with

the intimacy of the opposite gender?

Do I look like an ancient man

of manners to you?

Not really.

I think you're kidnapping me.

Kidnap you or kidnap the woman outside? It's your choice.

You've met my mother?

I saw her last night

but she didn't see me.

I can go out and say hello to her now.

Don't. This has nothing to do with her.

Then behave yourself and stop playing tricks.

I was brought into this world by you, anyway.

If I hurt anyone,

you'll be on the hook.

Nan Xing, are you up?

Breakfast is ready. Come out and eat.

Your mother is calling you.

I'll go and say hello.

Don't go.

I'll do anything you say, okay?

I'm hungry.

Nan Xing. What are you doing?

Did you hear me?

It's time for breakfast.

- Mom. - Why did it sound like someone was talking to you?

No. I was watching a video on my phone.

How are you? How's your mood?

You look much better.

I do feel much better.

I'm relieved then. I was going to comfort you yesterday,

but I didn't because you were upset.

I have a few minutes to talk to you.

Mom, aren't you leaving? Right?

The car is waiting for you downstairs.

Yes, I'm leaving.

- Go now. - But I won't be back tonight.

I must tell you this.

Isn't it just a matter of getting a job?

- Yes. -This is not a problem.

I couldn't get a job when I was young either.

I got it, Mom. You've told me this a hundred times. Just leave.

- Did I say that? - Yes, you did. You said it many times.

Remember what I told you.

- Keep windows closed - and doors locked. - And doors locked.

- Remember, okay? - I know. Just leave.

- What else? And have... - Have breakfast. Eat well.

- Goodbye. - Take care.

I want to have breakfast.

Here are the results of the book signing session.

This result is still somewhat far from our goal.

So we'll be working on the venue and coordination on site

for the next round of book signings.

By the way, there's a problem.

Fans of young men are offended by the boss's straightforwardness.

Mr. Lu, we all know that your work is already in the process of being adapted for films. [Press conference for "The Seventh Day After Killing an Angel"]

I've heard that some of the most popular young talents

have already made it to the casting call.

Is it true?

Yes. But I don't think they can do it.

There is still a serious public outcry.

Jiao and I have also made some proposals to discuss how to deal with this problem.

We don't have to deal with it.

Boss, we're not afraid of being scolded.

It's just that their head office is very close to

one of the investors of our film.

They are now a tad unhappy with your statement.

Commercial department warns of the risk of disinvestment at any time.

It's okay.

They were the ones who let the news out.

There is a big difference between these candidates and the image of Ma Leng.

Based on the protection of the work and the character,

there's no problem with the boss's response.

Besides, things are still up in the air, but they're making hype out of our book.

We should consider whether we should continue to work with such an investor.

Our company's goal this year is still to select new authors.

Ye Qing and I founded X-Culture not to sell the rights to make films,

but to give more young writers like me back then a chance

to write good works and make a better life.

You all may continue.

That's all for today. Dismiss.

- Jiao Jiao, how's the president's department doing with the recruitment? - Quite good.

HR just gave me a few profiles of graduates from prestigious universities.

They are also good in all aspects.

Is there someone named Nan Xing in the list of assistant to the president?

Nan Xing? I don't think so. I'll look for it.

No, as I recall. All the profiles of candidates are here.

As I said, no.

I think she was on the list for the initial interview. Show me her profile.

[Takeaway]

[Today's spending: 1070 yuan]

I'm going broke.

I'm going to be broke before I can find a job.

I don't know if there's love,

but there are enough to make him etched in my heart.

Mr. Xiao, is that all you can eat?

Would you like some more?

I don't have a good appetite in the morning.

So why did you ask me to order so much?

Is it still a human life to have less than 10 dishes for breakfast?

If I had known this, I would have written you as a lackey of a beggar's gang.

Just go out and beg for food yourself.

You seem to have a good sense of propriety.

I'm done eating.

Those leftovers are yours to enjoy.

You're treating me like your servant now, aren't you?

I'm not treating you like a servant.

You're not worthy to be my servant.

You're just my hostage.

Do you know what hostage means?

- I do. - Don't eat.

Clean up and come to me.

Go to you?

Where are you going?

Take a bath and change my clothes.

Don't use other people's bathroom.

You don't know how to use the modern shower we have.

What's so difficult about it?

You'd better go out.

Don't try to scare me with this.

Am I trying to scare you?

Pervert.

Stand there.

Did I tell you to leave?

I've noticed that you have all these flush toilet, water heater

and bathtub in one set.

This generation of yours has more pleasure than the Emperor of Ming.

How do you know everything?

I am a man who has been to the library.

You've been to the library and you know everything?

Well, not everything.

For example, there's one thing I don't understand right now.

What is it?

Why are you still wearing a blindfold?

Is it because I'm not good-looking

or because you're afraid to look at me?

What am I afraid to look at?

I am a modern adult woman, what am I afraid to look at?

I'll look at you now.

You're good at saying tongue twisters.

Since you've got your clothes on, get out now.

- Thank you. - No problem.

Xiao Wudi!

This is TV?

You can learn it all without a teacher?

I'm an ancient, not an idiot.

A little research into such tricks is all that is required.

Yes, I'm the idiot now.

Good. Come here.

What is good?

Why did you ask me to go there?

Your mother should want to talk to me.

Get me a pair of scissors.

While I'm in there, go and get some men's clothes.

What do you need scissors for?

Judging by the situation, I'll have to stay here for a while.

I can't appear as an ancient person every day, right?

There are no men's clothes in our house.

Aren't there two men there?

They are both gone.

You have to think of a way then.

How am I going to think of a way for you?

If you can't think of a way out,

you're on your own.

How am I going to think of a way for you?

I have a new idea.

After the murder, Su Yu dived into

the deep sea of the Great Blue Hole to investigate the case.

By then, she would have found the key clue at the bottom of the sea, but sunk in danger.

Will Ma Leng save her?

Of course. I've pretty much thought of a way to save her.

But there is one key question that I think needs to be discussed further.

- So I thought that tonight... - Come in.

Director Ye. Boss.

This is the document you want.

Are you free tonight?

Let's have dinner and talk.

Can we make it tomorrow? I've got a date tonight.

All right.

Wait a minute.

Director Ye, today is your birthday, right?

Yes.

- Happy birthday to you. - Thank you.

The boss is quite harsh.

[Nan Xing. Job Search: Assistant to the President] Nobody would ask someone for a work dinner on his birthday.

Why? You want to buy me dinner too?

No. That's not what I meant.

Director Ye, go ahead with your work, I'll get back to my work now.

Bye.

I've arrived.

- Come on, take it. - Sisi.

As soon as I got your call, I rushed to take it off of Xiao Hao.

- How is it? Is that okay? - No problem.

What are you doing?

I'm going to the toilet. I can't hold back anymore. Go to McDonald's.

McDonald's? Nan Xing, I want to use the toilet and you ask me to go to McDonald's?

My toilet is broken.

Nan Xing, there are so many food.

That's my leftover supper from yesterday.

I forgot to clean up.

I'm done. Where are the clothes?

Just go to McDonald's.

Is that the stench of love I smell?

Something has happened to Nan Xing.

Are you done?

What kind of clothes have you got for me?

If you want to wear international brands, you should kidnap a rich woman. Okay?

Just let me go, all right?

Come out now.

[Chinese Handsome Boy]

Like a primary school student.

Is that funny?

You've got a great haircut. It's perfect for you.

- Let's go. - Where are we going?

Go get some normal clothes.

- Do you have money? - I don't have money, you do.

I don't have money.

Just kill me. All right, come on.

Just kill me. Kill me if you want.

I don't want to live anymore. Kill me. Do it. Kill me.

Brother, I was just kidding. Don't take it seriously.

Phone call. Let me pick up the phone call.

Hello. Uncle, what's the matter?

Nan Xing, are you free?

We need you to come to the police station to identify the suspect.

Okay, I'll be there later.

I have to go out.

Where are you going?

Police station.

Yamen. Magistracy. (TN: yamen is the government office in feudal China)

I know. You don't have to explain it.

You know everything.

As expected from a man who had read books in the library.

Amazing. You're so smart.

If I hurt anyone,

you'll be on the hook.

Well... Can you promise me to stay at home and not go anywhere?

Of course.

If I get into any trouble, you'll be on the hook.

I'm glad that you know about it.

Stay at home.

It should be enough.

There is indeed an affair.

How did they both meet?

Who is this guy?

Try to think of any other specific characteristics of the person that you can recall.

It's definitely not him.

The tattoo on his hand is different from that of the thief.

All right. How about this?

Why don't you come back to the office with me and give another statement?

Here's the story. We have arrested a robbery ring this time.

- However, this robbery ring is... - Nan Xing.

- Uncle. - Have you recovered from your injury?

- Yes, I have. - Stay safe.

This robbery ring is in fact related to the last ram-raiding that you bravely fought against.

Nan Xing.

- Have you found a job? - No, not yet.

Call me if you need any help. I'll get going.

- Bye-Bye. - Bye-Bye..

However, these bad guys must not be allowed to get away with it so easily.

Besides, why do I feel like a lot of people in our division know you?

You've just been transferred here and don't know it yet.

Nan Xing is amazing.

She has helped us catch a lot of bad guys and is our crime buster here.

No, you flatter me.

Especially now.

It's unexpected. Come, this way.

[Chinese Handsome Boy] Mister, how can I help you?

Miss, you are a shop assistant, right?

This.

Mister, have you decided which one you want?

All of them.

Can he afford them?

Count the money you need.

Mister, please wait a minute.

Quick, make him a cup of coffee.

With money, you can do anything you like.

It's been 500 years, human nature never changes.

I wonder if Xiao Wudi is causing me any trouble at home.

Nothing good has happened to me since he's been here.

He's going to put me in danger one day.

Dear fairy, you sent him here to punish me, right?

Hello. Who is speaking?

Are you Nan Xing?

Yes.

Hi. I am a HR officer of X-Culture.

You came to our company yesterday

for an interview for the position of assistant to the president, right?

Yes.

I'm calling to inform you that you have been selected.

Sorry. I'm too excited. I thought I had failed.

You are indeed selected.

Full details are in the email.

It has been sent to your email address.

Okay. All right. I'll check it now.

Yes, I have received it.

If there is no problem, we will wait for you to report to the office tomorrow.

Okay. Thank you!

It's true.

X-Culture.

Senior Lu.

He didn't recognise me, did he?

He didn't see me at the book signing event, did he?

No, I can't do this.

People will think I got in by the back door.

Stand there!

Don't run!

Don't come any closer. Don't come any closer.

I've called the police.

Fire.

Help.

Help.

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♫ Turning around a few corners as the sun brings a new day and runs with you ♫

♫ You're a gift from Heaven, you've crossed my lonely bridge to mess with me ♫

♫ Occasionally, I get lost in your lopsided smile. Maybe the atmosphere is just right ♫

♫ My warrior always appear in time to chase away all my troubles ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. At every corner ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. Love becomes the fertile soil (brings forth the sweetest blossoms) ♫

♫ With a little care and a little planning ♫

♫ Maybe representing my heart ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. With every sunset ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. There's a promise of a sunrise ♫

♫ We inadvertently become fond of each other ♫

♫ I'll be your (my) warrior as we set off in this journey ♫

♫ Turning around a few corners as the sun brings a new day and runs with you ♫

♫ You're a gift from Heaven, you've crossed my lonely bridge to mess with me ♫

♫ Occasionally, I get lost in your lopsided smile. Maybe the atmosphere is just right ♫

♫ My warrior always appear in time to chase away all my troubles ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. At every corner ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. Love becomes the fertile soil (brings forth the sweetest blossoms) ♫

♫ With a little care and a little planning ♫

♫ Maybe representing my heart ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. With every sunset ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. There's a promise of a sunrise ♫

♫ We inadvertently become fond of each other ♫

♫ I'll be your (my) warrior as we set off in this journey ♫