Original subtitles

Hokore kedakaki utsukushiki ikizama o

Rekishi ni na o kizamu mono yo, jidai o kaeteke

Araburu kaze no naka mo hirumazu susumu

Yureugoku shinnen ni atsuki tamashii o

Butsukariau toushi ga hibana o chirashite iku

Ippo mo hikenai tatakai no maku o akero

Moeagaru you na honoo no you ni

Ima inochi o moyashi tatakaiae

Hokore kedakaki utsukushiki ikizama o

Rekishi ni na o kizamu mono yo, jidai o kaeteke

Prithee Let's Party

So nothing I do can make you give us the field.

Most certainly not.

Then I got no choice.

I'm just gonna have to knock you down and take the rights to use the field.

Since it's been raining cats and dogs all week, I can't go out and play.

So I gotta let off steam somehow.

I, too, have been deprived of activity.

This day is one day I cannot afford to admit defeat.

Let's party!

Victory is mine!

Take this!

Shit!

I... shall not... be beaten.

Oh, Yukimura!

I see you're really applying yourself!

Y-Your Lordship!

Yukimura!

What is wrong with you? Can't you return a simple greeting?

Men talk with their fists.

I'll have to beat this principle into you all over again!

What the hell was that for?

Why should I have to take lectures from you?!

Why are myself and His Lordship...

What pray tell is the meaning of this?!

Yukimura!

You old fart!

Both of you, I beg you cease and desist!

It's the Date brat.

Y-you're...!

So what?

You're saying you and me switched bodies?

And you expect me to believe that garbage?

Then prithee tell me how you would explain this predicament?

You son of a bitch! Take off that crappy disguise!

I bet you think you can trick me into giving you the field, but it's not going to work!

I get it-this is a hidden camera show!

Sarutobi's in here somewhere!

Get out here, Sarutobi!

The jig is up!

How did you do it?

Is the camera here?

Or here?

Come out, Sarutobi!

You mean we actually did trade bodies?

Is that not what I have been telling you all along?

We better not be stuck like this forever!

The switch took place when we fell down the stairs.

Should we fall again, then perchance...

Are we back?

Lord Masamune!

One more try!

Shit!

Why aren't we switching back?

If these several attempts have failed to return us to normal...

Then let us investigate to see if this has happened before!

All the words...

Surely this is divine punishment.

Divine punishment?

Looking back, I realize...

I have been somewhat lax in my duties.

If I fail to understand a math problem, I'll leave it blank.

And for book reports, I would write them based merely upon a reading of the summary.

Lord Masamune, mayhap you have some inkling, as well?

No, not really...

You've thought of something?

But it's not something that'd get me divine punishment.

I was hungry, so when I saw the croquettes in the cafeteria, I... you know.

That is it!

It is?

And that means there can be only one way to return ourselves to normal!

We must atone for our crimes by performing good deeds!

We shall make it sparkle and shine!

Ugh, it reeks!

We're not back! We have not returned to normal!

Shit!

How the hell am I supposed to get my body back?

One-Eyed Dragon, Sanada!

Oh, it is you, Lady Kasuga.

We're busy. Scram.

I mean, 'tis beautiful weather we're having, prithee forsooth.

Do you need us for something?

You guys...

Never mind.

Have you seen Miss Saika?

Oh, perchance you mean Magoichi?

Don't know. Haven't seen her.

O-oh. Well, okay then.

We were in danger of being discovered!

Yeah, 'cause you're such a bad actor!

As are you, Lord Masamune!

Anyway, we have to figure something out before people find out we switched.

Let us retire elsewhere to think on our strategy.

Master!

Ugh! Why them of all people?!

You'd better not screw up this time.

As had you, Lord Masamune.

Boss Masamune!

Ah, Lord Kojuro. Can I help you?

Verily!

Oh, well. It's nothing.

We were just wondering how your duel turned out.

Duel?

About our right to use the field?

Oh, is that your query-

Forsooth?

What do we do? I can't play soccer!

Nor can I play baseball!

Oh, well, you see it... was... verily...

'Twas... It was a draw!

What?

A draw?!

Y-yeah, it was a draw.

Man, that punch really got me, verily!

That being said, your fists are strong as well, Lord Yukimura!

Uhhh...

What's gotten into you two?

Wh-what do you mean?

Are we acting strange, verily?

You're not exactly yourselves...

Like you're getting along unusually well.

And Boss Masamune, I'm not sensing any of your usual edgy aura.

Ah, so here you two are!

Master Tokugawa.

I heard what you did, One-Eyed Dragon. Sanada.

They tell me you both helped clean the bathrooms.

Clean the bathrooms?!

No, we, uh, 'twas...

I mean...

That's the spirit. That is how you show true bonds of friendship!

One-Eyed Dragon! Sanada!

I'm told you two cleaned the hutch for Lord Hideyoshi's beloved rabbits.

The rabbit hutch?!

I see you have finally come to understand the greatness of Lord Hideyoshi.

It's sounding like we need to take them to the hospital.

The hospital?!

That won't be necessary.

Dr. Akechi.

They switched bodies?

Dammit, don't give us that nonsense!

Those things don't really happen!

I don't blame you, if you don't believe me, but...

What more proof do you need?

B-Boss Masamune!

Oh, I mean you!

Uh, well, the thing is, Kojuro...

And that means...

you look like my master.

But you're him on the inside, so...

Aaahh, this is getting confusing!

To think such a thing could happen.

I pray thee, help us!

We have need of your wisdom!

H-hey.

We have made several attempts, yet none of them have brought us any closer to success.

I feel I must throw up my hands in defeat!

Stop it, Sanada!

Don't you dare grovel with my face!

But Lord Masamune!

Our own efforts have yielded no fruit whatsoever!

That's no reason to start acting so pathetic!

This is no time to concern ourselves with appearances!

Shut up! What do you know?!

Why must you insist on such obstinance?!

Date Masamune!

Sanada Yukimura!

W-we're in trouble.

Not you boys again.

You complete and utter fools!

Shit! And he's supposed to be a teacher?

I verily believe he hath used too much gun powder.

Sanada.

Lord... Masamune.

Sanada! Lord Masamune!

We're back! We have returned!

Honestly, what a couple of troublemakers.

No, this is the power of bond-

Me?! Me?!

Good for you, Master!

Boss Masamune, humble Kojuro...

Me?! Me?!

Ieyasu! Give me back my body!

Calm down, Mitsunari!

These times are precisely when we need the power of bonds to...

Do something, Sarutobi!

Wh-what am I supposed to do?!

I've returned!

Tadakatsu! Tadakatsu, where are you? Lord Hideyoshi! Lord Hanbei! Requesting permission to change back!

Master! Hello? Hey, Master! Dammit, would you quit laughing already?

So it goes.

Today will be the day...

Dammit, all because of this!

Come off! Come off! Come off!

My name is Kuroda Kanbei.

I was once our school's star hammer thrower, an athlete respected by all the track team.

But suddenly one day...

these shackles...

and this tire were my new accessories.

It was Kuroda Kanbei's greatest failure.

Because of these, the other students all shower me with their questioning stares.

Boss Masamune, what is that?

I dunno, a new kind of foreplay?

And foul-mouthed punks make thoughtless comments.

But the interference in my daily life is even worse.

Unzip, unzip...

No, don't pinch!

These shackles... If it weren't for these...

Lord Kuroda!

I humbly apologize!

I trust you are unhurt?

Y-yeah.

Lord Kuroda.

I have the worst luck.

You're looking as glum as ever, Kuroda.

Gy-Gyobu!

Who asked you!

If you're here to laugh at my misery again, then go away!

Now, don't say that.

I come bearing welcome news for you today.

About the key to those shackles.

I heard a rumor that it's somewhere in the old unused building.

Really?!

No. Never mind.

All your information turns out to be lies.

Last time, you told me there was a rumor that the key was buried in Katakura's garden.

So I went to check it out.

You! What are you doing in my field?

Oh! Uh, no, I was just...

You better be prepared for the consequences.

Take that!

You think you can get away with that?

You gotta be kidding me! Sorry! Sorry! Please forgive me!

Sorry! Sorry! Please forgive me!

I couldn't walk for three days after that.

Forgive me, Kuroda.

It was my fault, for blindly trusting an unreliable source.

But this time, I assure you the information is good.

Stop making stuff up!

I am through letting you manipulate me with your bag of lies!

But despite it all, in the end, here I am.

He's fooled me so many times.

So I don't know what's wrong with me that I keep coming back.

But right now, I want to grasp at whatever straw I can find.

L-let's just find that key and get out of here.

But where do I even start looking?

Key!

Oh, key!

It would actually be scarier if I did get an answer.

Anyway, school buildings sure are creepy at night!

Just a minor setback!

Oh yeah, I brought a flashlight!

I-I can't get it out! Why did I put it in my pocket?!

Okay! This should make the search...

easier...

It is a weak man who screams upon meeting another.

H-Headmaster!

But I see that my grandeur remains firmly intact.

Anybody would be startled if someone jumped out at them in the dark.

Anyway, what are you doing here?

I thought you'd gone to Honnoji Academy.

I merely came to check on things.

I wished to see how the school has been faring in my absence.

So why are you in an unused building?

Now that I've removed Toyotomi and his ambitions, anyone could gain supremacy.

It is an age of rival warlords.

I returned, expecting to see a school reborn, plunged into the chaos of war.

But I find you all glorying in your days of youth, like normal adolescents!

Well, yeah, of course we are!

I fell into despair!

With no chaos, there is no growth!

My school has no need for students with no desire to reign supreme!

If this peaceful school environment continues, then so it goes!

I shall return from Honnoji Academy,

and by my own power, I shall rule the school once more!

He ran away?

I can't believe I ran into the Headmaster.

I really have the worst luck.

Ghost!

Lord Kuroda, are you the one who was just speaking with my brother?

O-oh, it's just you, Oichi!

What brings you here at this hour?

My brother notified me that he would be back for just one night.

Was he alone?

He wasn't with my lord Nagamasa?

No, it was just him.

Oh.

I'm just so worried that my brother might be bullying Lord Nagamasa again.

Wow, I guess you have it pretty rough, too.

But forget that.

Do you know where I can find the key to these shackles?

Forget?

How could you? I'm so, so heartsick, and you...

Oh, no, that was just a figure of speech.

How could you? I didn't mean...

How could you?

How could you?

How could you?

Kuroda!

Help me, save me, help me, save me!

First the headmaster, then the Devil King's sister.

How much worse can my luck possibly get?

Welcome to my laboratory.

A-Akechi the creepy school doctor!

What brings you here today?

Uh, no, n-nothing, I just...

I see. You would like to remove those shackles, would you not?

I-I would!

Very well.

Allow me to remove them for you.

Y-you'd do that?

Yes, with a single stroke.

And your arms, too.

I'll just chop them right off!

That was a close one.

I'd hate to lose my arms just to get rid of these shackles.

G-Goto Matabei!

You are the one person I can never, ever forgive.

I sentence you to death, then to grovel at my feet, where I will stomp on your face.

Date Masamune!

No! I'm not the One-Eyed Dragon!

Oh...

it's the ninkanpoop.

Whew, I'm saved.

What are you doing here?

Looking for the key to these shackles.

What are you doing here?

Taking my revenge on Date, of course.

He's one man I can never forgive.

That evil bastard...

Wh-who did that?!

Shit! I missed.

Once more! Throw it again!

Date!

Hey! You hit a guy with a ball and don't even apologize?!

You shouldn't stand there. It's not safe.

What?!

Hey! Let go of me, damn you!

Damn you all!

You'll pay for this, Date!

This is where I write the names of all those to whom I owe revenge,

Book of Doom

the great Matabei's Book of Doom.

At the top of the list...

1. Date Masamune The following must 2. Uesugi Kenshin face my wrath 3. Tokugawa Ieyasu Date Masamune!

You're just like me.

You've been born under an unlucky star.

But it's still better than having this around your wrists.

So forget about all that stuff.

And just enjoy your school life while you can.

Forget?

Oh no, I said it again!

Ninkanpoop.

What do you mean "forget"?!

You want me to "forget" my pride?!

No, it's just a figure of speech.

I shall write your name, too, in my Book of Doom.

What in the world is wrong with this place?

If I stay here any longer, I'll lose my mind before I find that key.

Let's just go on home.

The key!

You little-! Stop!

Hold... it... right... there!

That's my key!

Gotcha!

Whew, I did it!

A bone!

Whyyyyyyyyy?!

Ah, I'm exhausted.

So very exhausted.

What a night.

What's the matter, Kuroda?

It's awfully early to be so tired.

Did you run into some misfortune?

That's none of your business!

So it wasn't in the old unused building after all?

Actually, I've heard a new rumor.

Apparently the key is stuck on the roof of the gymnasium.

Really?!

No. I can never trust your information ever again.

Well, whether you believe me or not is entirely up to you.

Upsy-daisy.

I can't think of a better way to relieve stress.

Kanbei's Long, Hot Night

Not a thing, not a thing will change in this world

Yourself, others

And the results are all affected by each other

Which makes the shape of this world And the results are all affected by each other

Which makes the shape of this world

There's only one element of your own will

What you have in mind now Your humanity

Do you think they could have been what they are

Just scare for now

Yeah uh nah yeah

Karamiau negai o koete

Mae ni susumu yuuki o

Ima tokihanate

Yeah No such life that can live by itself

Yeah All lives and things are linked with each other

Yeah Thanks to this world

Thanks to this world