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♪
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(woman) ♪ WHAT IS THIS THING ♪
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♪ CALLED LOVE? ♪
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♪ THIS FUNNY THING ♪
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♪ CALLED LOVE ♪
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♪ JUST WHO CAN SOLVE ♪
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♪ ITS MYSTERY? ♪
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♪ WHY SHOULD IT MAKE ♪
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♪ A FOOL OF ME? ♪
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♪ I SAW YOU THERE ♪
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♪ THAT WONDERFUL DAY ♪
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♪ YOU TOOK MY LOVE ♪
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♪ AND THREW IT AWAY ♪
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♪ AND SO I ASK THE LORD ♪
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♪ IN HEAVEN ABOVE ♪
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♪ WHAT IS THIS THING ♪
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♪ CALLED LOVE? ♪
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♪ CALLED LOVE ♪
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(Michael grunts)
NOW TURN AROUND.
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(Jocelyn) THIS WAY?
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(grunts)
THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.
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YEAH, NOW RIDE ME.
YEAH, RIDE ME.
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(grunting and panting)
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(moans)
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(grunts and pants) OH, YEAH.
YEAH, SQUEEZE ME.
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WHAT?
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OH, MY COCK.
SQUEEZE IT.
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(pants) NO, NO, JOCE.
NOT WITH YOUR HANDS.
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SQUEEZE FROM INSIDE.
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(grunts)
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(groans) YEAH.
OH, MY GOD.
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DON'T STOP. OH.
YEAH.
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OH, MAKE A FIST WITH IT.
YEAH, HONEY. COME ON.
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NO. SQUEEZE THAT CUNT.
(panting)
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(mutters and pants)
DID YOU SAY CUNT?
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NO. WHAT? (pants)
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BABE, HEY, HEY, HEY.
HEY. HEY.
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(sighs)
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HEY, WHERE'D YOU GO?
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I DON'T CARE FOR THAT WORD.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
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IT'S JUST A WORD.
IT'S NOT AN ELDERLY RELATIVE.
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COME ON.
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(taps countertop)
COME BACK HERE.
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(sighs) I GOTTA GO.
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I HAVE A 7:00 A.M. MEETING
I HAVEN'T PREPARED FOR YET.
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YOU'RE LEAVING?
(sighs)
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YOU'RE KIDDING.
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OHH.
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YOU'RE UPSET.
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I DON'T LIKE MY FLOWER
BEING REFERRED TO THAT WAY.
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FLOWER?
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YES, "FLOWER,"
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NOT "CUNT."
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IT'S JUST A WORD.
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DID I ACTUALLY OFFEND YOU?
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IT WAS A LITTLE...
INDELICATE.
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(chuckles)
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YOU MEAN DIRTY.
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OKAY, DIRTY.
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YOU LIKE DIRTY.
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YES, BUT NOT FILTHY.
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CAN WE TALK ABOUT
SOMETHING ELSE?
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NO. YOU KNOW, SOMEONE
ONCE ASKED WOODY ALLEN
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IF SEX WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE DIRTY,
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AND HE SAID, "ONLY WHEN
IT'S DONE PROPERLY."
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YEAH, YOU TOLD ME THAT
WHEN YOU TRIED TO DO
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THAT OTHER THING
THAT I DIDN'T LIKE LAST SUNDAY.
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WE GOT OFF.
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IS THAT ALL YOU CARE ABOUT?
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NO.
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NO, I CARE ABOUT
THE POLAR BEARS
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AND THE DEATH OF THE DVD
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AND I CARE ABOUT LOTS OF
OTHER... STUFF. WHAT?
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MICHAEL, WHERE ARE ALL OF
THESE NEW IDEAS COMING FROM,
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THESE STRANGE WAYS
TO HAVE SEX?
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I'M A MODERN MAN.
I GET PEDICURES.
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SOMETHING'S CHANGED.
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YOU'VE CHANGED.
THE SEX IS DIFFERENT.
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IF IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME,
WHAT'S THE POINT?
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MICHAEL,
ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR?
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(moans)
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(groans)
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(both pant)
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HOW COULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT?
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(sighs)
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IF YOU ARE,
JUST TELL ME, OKAY?
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I DON'T WANT TO BE
THE LAST TO KNOW.
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♪
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"AN UNEXPECTED EVENT
WILL SOON BRING YOU FORTUNE."
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FATE IS ALL BULLSHIT.
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THINGS JUST HAPPEN.
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THERE'S NO DESIGN
UNLESS YOU'RE RICH OR DELUDED,
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AND I HIGHLY RECOMMEND BOTH.
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I'VE HAD FOUR GREAT LOVERS
IN MY LIFE.
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FIVE IF I COUNT MYSELF.
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H-HERE'S THE THING--
TWO WERE ORIENTAL.
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I KNOW
THEY'RE CALLED ASIANS NOW,
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BUT ORIENTAL IS MORE MYSTERIOUS
THAN ASIAN, DON'T YOU THINK?
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IT HAS A KIND OF
SILK RESTRAINTS-OPIUM DEN VIBE.
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BELIEVE ME, THESE TWO LOVERS
WERE WORLD-CLASS MYSTERIOUS.
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I NEVER KNEW THEIR NAMES.
I NEVER KNEW WHAT TO EXPECT.
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EACH OF THEM CAME UP
WITH VARIATIONS,
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YOU KNOW, MOVES, DEVICES,
FALSE IDENTITIES...
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ROPE.
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JESUS, THEY WERE EXCITING.
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NO SURPRISE THERE.
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THESE PEOPLE INVENTED GUNPOWDER
FOR FUCK SAKE.
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GOD, I LOVE ROPE.
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♪
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(screams)
(Luther laughs)
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AH! WHOO!
(groans)
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(squeals)
HOLD ON! (grunts)
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DO YOUR LITTLE BITCH!
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(grunts)
OH!
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(grunts and laughs)
(squeals)
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COMING THROUGH!
AAH!
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(laughs)
OH.
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(squeals and moans)
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MM. MM. (grunting)
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(squealing)
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OH, GOD. (pants) MM.
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MM. MM.
(laughs)
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WHAT'S THE WORLD RECORD
FOR MULTIPLE ORGASMS?
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WANT ME TO GOOGLE IT?
(laughs)
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(laughs) NO.
I WANT YOU TO GOOGLE ME.
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WHERE'D YOU LEARN
HOW TO EAT PUSSY LIKE THAT?
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ONLINE. YODEL UNIVERSITY.
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OH, YOU'RE AMAZING.
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COMPLETELY.
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OKAY, ENOUGH TALKING.
I WANT THAT COCK IN MY ASS.
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IF YOU INSIST.
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PUT THE BALL
BACK IN MY MOUTH.
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(muffled voice)
OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH!
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OH! OH, MY GOD!
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(doorbell rings)
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MM.
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YOUR HUSBAND?
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(speaks indistinctly)
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OH. NO, HE'S AT ROTATOR CUFF
SURGERY THIS MORNING.
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PEM.
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PEMMIE, ARE YOU IN THERE?
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COME ON, PEMMIE.
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SHIT! IT'S JOCELYN!
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FUCK. (panting)
OKAY, OKAY.
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OKAY. (whimpers)
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(sighs)
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PEM, I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU.
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(speaks indistinctly)
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(mouths word) FUCK!
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YEAH, COMING.
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(exhales slowly)
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(Jocelyn sighs)
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DID I INTERRUPT SOMETHING?
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(pants) LIKE WHAT?
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YOU LOOK A LITTLE FLUSHED.
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WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?
I LOVE LIFE.
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WHAT'S UP?
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I THINK MICHAEL'S HAVING
AN AFFAIR.
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(keys clatter)
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OH. WELL, YOU SHOULD BE TALKING
TO A PRIVATE EYE, NOT ME.
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NO. YOU'RE MY SEXUAL YODA.
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OOH, A SEXUAL PROBLEM?
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THE THRILL IS GONE, HUH?
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NO. (laughs) NO.
HE'S INSATIABLE.
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OH, REALLY?
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WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND,
A SISTER ACT?
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I WAS JOKING, JOCE.
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WELL...
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DOES HE SMELL DIFFERENT?
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YOU CAN ALWAYS SMELL
A WOMAN ON A MAN.
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LATELY, HE'S BEEN...
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DOING WEIRD THINGS
DURING SEX.
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LIKE WHAT?
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LAST NIGHT,
HE CALLED MY... FLOWER
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THE "C" WORD.
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YOUR FLOWER?
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ARE YOU A BOTANIST?
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(sighs) HE'S NOT HIMSELF,
PEMMIE.
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I-I THINK HE'S GETTING ALL OF
THIS STUFF FROM ANOTHER WOMAN.
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(sighs) WHAT IF IT'S TRUE?
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THEN YOU EITHER
HAVE TO KILL HER
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OR BUY HER A LITTLE GIFT.
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JOCE...
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FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE,
GO WITH THE FLOW.
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GO WITH THE FLOW.
(chuckles)
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YEAH.
JUST GO WITH THE FLOW.
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(sighs deeply)
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THANKS, PEMMIE.
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OH, I GOTTA GO.
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YEAH. OF COURSE. YES,
GO, GO, GO. DO YOUR THING.
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MEETINGS.
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DO YOUR--YEP.
(keys jangle)
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OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.
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IT'S NOT A FLOWER.
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IT'S A MAN-EATING TIGER.
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(laughs)
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BYE.
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(exhales)
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(singsong voice)
LUTHER.
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YOU WERE SERIOUS
ABOUT THE SISTER ACT.
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WELL...
NOTHING'S OFF THE TABLE.
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(laughs)
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WELL, FAMILY REALLY IS
THE BACKBONE OF SOCIETY.
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(growls)
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YOU MUST BE MICHAEL.
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AND WHO ARE YOU?
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I AM ISHA.
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COME IN.
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WHERE'S LIZ?
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SHE'LL BE HERE.
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I'M ESHA.
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HI. WHOA.
UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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SHH.
WE'RE PREPARING YOU.
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DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL GUIDE YOU.
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ISHA, ESHA?
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UH-HUH.
MM-HMM.
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WELCOME.
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WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
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TWO MONTHS
OF NOT HITTING ANYBODY.
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I THOUGHT I WAS COMING OVER
FOR SOME COFFEE.
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WHAT'S NEXT?
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WHAT ISN'T?
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MM.
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OKAY.
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OH.
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♪
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MM. MM.
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♪
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(moans)
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(pants)
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YOU--
YOU WERE RIGHT THERE, AND...
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I KNOW.
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WELL, IT MUST HAVE BEEN
ISHA AND ESHA.
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Y-YOU WERE OVERSTIMULATED.
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YEAH.
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YEAH.
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YEAH.
YEAH.
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(Luther) SO...
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TELL ME AGAIN
ABOUT THE RICKSHAW TWINS.
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THEY'RE ALL OILED UP,
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SHIMMERING
IN THE CANDLED GLOW,
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MOVING EVER CLOSER
TO YOUR THROBBING--
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LUTHER, FOR GOD SAKE.
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I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU
ABOUT MY PROBLEM.
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ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
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MEA CULPA. MEA CULPA.
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JUST... GIVE ME A MOMENT
TO COMPLETE THE THOUGHT.
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MM.
250
00:12:18,166 --> 00:12:20,834
MM. MM.
251
00:12:20,834 --> 00:12:22,633
(laughs
and inhales deeply)
252
00:12:22,633 --> 00:12:24,433
(clicks tongue
and exhales)
253
00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:27,166
(clicks tongue)
ALL DONE.
254
00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:28,367
NOW WHERE WERE WE?
255
00:12:28,367 --> 00:12:30,500
I COULDN'T GET IT UP
WITH LIZ.
256
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,133
IT'S AN ABERRATION.
YEAH, BUT WHAT IF IT'S NOT?
257
00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:35,433
WELL, THEN YOU'RE FUCKED.
258
00:12:35,433 --> 00:12:36,867
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GET SERIOUS.
259
00:12:36,867 --> 00:12:38,867
IS THERE ANYTHING
BOTHERING YOU?
260
00:12:38,867 --> 00:12:40,567
JOCELYN.
261
00:12:40,567 --> 00:12:43,233
I THINK SHE MAY BE ON TO ME
ABOUT LIZ.
262
00:12:43,233 --> 00:12:45,400
MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
263
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:49,400
QUESTION--HOW ARE YOU
DOING WITH JOCELYN?
264
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:50,834
OH, FINE.
265
00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:52,400
MM-HMM.
266
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,266
SO THE PLOT THICKENS
IN ONE PART OF YOUR LIFE
267
00:12:54,266 --> 00:12:55,667
BUT NOT THE OTHER.
268
00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:57,467
HMM.
269
00:12:57,467 --> 00:12:58,734
MM-HMM.
270
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:01,533
LUTHER, WOULD YOU STOP?
271
00:13:01,533 --> 00:13:03,734
WHAT DO I DO?
272
00:13:03,734 --> 00:13:05,467
ONE WORD--THE NUBIAN.
273
00:13:08,734 --> 00:13:10,433
THE NUBIAN?
274
00:13:10,433 --> 00:13:12,333
DESPERATE TIMES...
275
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,500
DESPERATE MEASURES.
276
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:15,734
(sighs)
277
00:13:15,734 --> 00:13:17,500
(beeps)
278
00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:21,166
(Preston) WAIT A SECOND.
WAIT A SECOND. WAIT, WAIT.
279
00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:22,500
YOU'RE TELLING ME
THESE TWO CHICKS
280
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,734
ARE SLIDING UP AND DOWN
HIS PERSON
281
00:13:24,734 --> 00:13:26,200
AND NOTHING?
282
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,333
FLAT TIRE.
283
00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:31,433
WELL, YOU KNOW, MEN ARE
VERY SENSITIVE CREATURES.
284
00:13:31,433 --> 00:13:34,200
WE'RE ENIGMAS.
(laughs)
285
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,867
IF SOMETHING UPSETS US, IT GOES
RIGHT TO OUR HOME PAGE.
286
00:13:35,867 --> 00:13:37,500
SEE, YOU WOMEN THINK
287
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,400
THAT YOU HAVE THE MARKET
CORNERED ON FEELINGS.
288
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,667
YOU DO NOT.
WE ARE EQUALLY AS VULNERABLE.
289
00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:43,700
ANDREA BOCELLI
GIVES ME CHILLS.
290
00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:45,667
PUPPIES MAKE ME MISTY.
291
00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:48,300
COME ON. GIVE ME
SOME HELP HERE, PRESTON.
292
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:50,700
WHAT DO YOU DO
WHEN YOU'RE OFF YOUR GAME?
293
00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:52,333
(chuckles) I'M NEVER OFF
MY GA--
294
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:55,500
ALL RIGHT, TWO WORDS--
VISUAL STIMULATION.
295
00:13:57,767 --> 00:13:59,867
(computer chirps)
296
00:13:59,867 --> 00:14:01,266
(chirp)
297
00:14:01,266 --> 00:14:02,467
(blurps)
298
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,233
HEY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
299
00:14:04,233 --> 00:14:06,767
Just wanted to say hi.
300
00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:09,934
I was, um, going to make
something to eat. You hungry?
301
00:14:09,934 --> 00:14:11,367
WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?
302
00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:14,600
Let's see what's there.
303
00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:17,600
Ooh.
304
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,266
What's here?
305
00:14:20,266 --> 00:14:21,533
(whispers indistinctly)
306
00:14:21,533 --> 00:14:23,533
Ohh.
307
00:14:23,533 --> 00:14:25,567
Ooh.
308
00:14:25,567 --> 00:14:28,367
Oh.
309
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,867
Oh. Mmm.
310
00:14:30,867 --> 00:14:32,767
(moans)
311
00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:35,567
Mm.
312
00:14:35,567 --> 00:14:37,367
Mm.
313
00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:40,700
HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
314
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:05,233
HOW'S THE RESOLUTION
ON YOUR SCREEN?
315
00:15:05,233 --> 00:15:06,867
It's hi-def.
316
00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:09,300
OH, YEAH? WATCH THIS.
317
00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:10,700
(gasps)
318
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:11,934
(moans)
319
00:15:11,934 --> 00:15:13,734
(gasps)
320
00:15:13,734 --> 00:15:15,333
(pants)
(grunts)
321
00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:17,367
(pants and moans)
322
00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:19,100
AH.
323
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:20,667
(moans)
324
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:22,133
YES.
(grunts)
325
00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:24,200
(moaning)
326
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,800
YES, YES, YES, YES,
YES, YES, YES.
327
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,800
Oh.
328
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,633
(grunts and groans)
(grunts)
329
00:15:29,633 --> 00:15:32,300
Ohh! Ohh!
NO.
330
00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:34,300
(grunts)
(gasps)
331
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,233
OH, GOD!
332
00:15:36,233 --> 00:15:37,667
(pants)
333
00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:39,734
I gotta go.
334
00:15:39,734 --> 00:15:42,200
YOU GOTTA GO?
(sighs)
335
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,900
Bye.
336
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,300
(button clicks)
337
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:47,367
(grunts)
338
00:15:47,367 --> 00:15:48,633
SUMMER...
339
00:15:48,633 --> 00:15:50,467
2001.
340
00:15:50,467 --> 00:15:52,500
I'M WATCHING "FRIENDS."
341
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:55,333
IN WALKS JENNIFER ANISTON,
342
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:57,166
NIPPLES POKING THE CASHMERE.
343
00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:58,700
THAT'S ALL IT TOOK.
344
00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:01,400
I BROKE UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND,
NEVER LOOKED BACK.
345
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:04,533
HEY. YOU COME YOUR WAY.
346
00:16:04,533 --> 00:16:06,667
I COME MINE.
347
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:10,200
(doorbell rings)
348
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:15,800
(African accent) HELLO.
349
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,367
OH, LUTHER SENT ME.
350
00:16:18,367 --> 00:16:19,667
HI. I'M--
351
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:21,433
NO NAMES.
352
00:16:21,433 --> 00:16:23,800
WHAT THE MODERN WORLD CALLS US
HAS NO PLACE HERE TONIGHT.
353
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,266
OKAY.
WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?
354
00:16:26,266 --> 00:16:27,767
VODKA.
355
00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:29,533
OH, I PREFER
YOU NOT TO DRINK.
356
00:16:29,533 --> 00:16:33,233
WE NEED YOUR SENSES ALIVE
357
00:16:33,233 --> 00:16:35,800
AND RECEPTIVE.
358
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,467
MAY I COME IN?
UH, Y-YES.
359
00:16:38,467 --> 00:16:40,667
THANK YOU.
360
00:16:43,633 --> 00:16:45,867
SO HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
361
00:16:45,867 --> 00:16:48,467
WELL, I JUST CAN'T
362
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:50,800
SEEM TO...
363
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,567
SAY NO MORE.
HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE.
364
00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:09,133
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW
365
00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:10,767
IS THAT I LOVE THE PENISES.
366
00:17:10,767 --> 00:17:13,133
I LOVE THE WAY THEY LOOK
367
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,734
AND HOW THEY FEEL.
368
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,533
AND NOW
YOU MUST LET ME SEE.
369
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,300
(inhales sharply)
370
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:23,800
OH, MY GOD.
371
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,100
IT'S EVEN MORE EXTRAORDINARY
THAN WHAT I THOUGHT.
372
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:28,700
OH, I BET YOU LOVE YOUR COCK.
373
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:30,567
WELL, WE GO WAY BACK.
374
00:17:30,567 --> 00:17:32,400
IT IS SO THICK.
375
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:35,467
MIGHT BE THE LIGHT.
I'VE GOT HALOGENS.
376
00:17:35,467 --> 00:17:38,100
NO. I KNOW EVERYTHING
ABOUT YOUR COCK,
377
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,233
AND IT LOVES YOU.
378
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,700
SAY IT FOR ME, PLEASE.
379
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:44,266
MY... COCK LOVES ME.
380
00:17:44,266 --> 00:17:45,500
GOOD. GOOD.
381
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:48,767
IT LIKES TO HEAR YOU
TALK TO IT.
382
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:51,233
CAN YOU FEEL THE ENERGY?
WELL, YEAH.
383
00:17:51,233 --> 00:17:53,266
CAN YOU FEEL THAT?
MM-HMM.
384
00:17:53,266 --> 00:17:55,400
OH, YES. (inhales sharply)
385
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,700
OH...
(speaks foreign language)
386
00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:59,667
OH...
(speaks foreign language)
387
00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:01,400
OHH!
388
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,533
AH!
OH, YES!
389
00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:06,600
(rattling)
390
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,400
OH! OH...
(speaks foreign language)
391
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,333
(speaks foreign language)
AH.
392
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:12,900
OH!
393
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:14,867
OH, YES!
394
00:18:14,867 --> 00:18:16,166
OH!
395
00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:17,767
OH, YES!
396
00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:19,266
(panting)
397
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,800
OH, YEAH.
COME ON, BABY.
398
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,500
(speaks indistinctly)
399
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,433
COME ON. RAISE UP FOR ME.
(groans)
400
00:18:25,433 --> 00:18:27,333
YES. COME ON.
RAISE FOR ME.
401
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,233
(whimpers)
ALL RIGHT. COME ON.
COME ON. COME ON.
402
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,834
MY COCK LOVES ME.
MY COCK LOVES ME.
COME ON. YES.
403
00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:33,400
MY COCK LOVES ME.
MY COCK LOVES ME.
OH, YES. (pants)
404
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:36,567
BREATHE, BREATHE. BREATHE.
OH, YES.
405
00:18:36,567 --> 00:18:38,633
COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.
COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.
406
00:18:38,633 --> 00:18:40,467
OH, YES! COME ON, BABY.
407
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:41,667
(object rattling)
408
00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:43,166
(mutters)
409
00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:44,367
DAMN!
410
00:18:44,367 --> 00:18:46,333
OH, GOD.
411
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,600
OH! OH, THIS NEVER HAPPENED
TO ME.
412
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,867
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
413
00:18:50,867 --> 00:18:52,233
(pants)
414
00:18:52,233 --> 00:18:54,233
THESE--THESE THINGS HAPPEN.
415
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,233
NOT TO ME.
416
00:18:56,233 --> 00:18:57,500
(sighs)
417
00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:03,567
HEY.
418
00:19:03,567 --> 00:19:06,166
WILL YOU BE OKAY?
419
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:09,567
I JUST NEED TO BE ALONE.
420
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,834
(cell phone rings)
421
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,233
HEY.
422
00:19:21,233 --> 00:19:24,100
THE NUBIAN JUST CALLED.
I AM BEYOND UPSET.
423
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,800
OH. I'LL BE OKAY, LUTHER.
424
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,500
I'LL GET OVER THIS.
425
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,333
IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU.
SHE'S DEVASTATED.
426
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:32,333
SHE'S QUITTING THE BUSINESS.
427
00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:35,266
BECAUSE OF ME?
COULDN'T YOU
HAVE JUST FAKED IT?
428
00:19:35,266 --> 00:19:37,100
Michael, minus the Nubian,
429
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:38,767
I AM OUT HERE
WITHOUT A SAFETY NET.
430
00:19:38,767 --> 00:19:40,567
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
431
00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:41,767
(sighs)
432
00:19:41,767 --> 00:19:43,166
(cell phone clatters)
433
00:19:43,166 --> 00:19:45,734
(doorbell rings)
434
00:19:45,734 --> 00:19:47,800
(groans)
435
00:19:51,266 --> 00:19:53,867
WE NEED TO TALK.
436
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,834
WE DO?
437
00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:59,233
(door closes)
438
00:19:59,233 --> 00:20:02,333
YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I DO.
439
00:20:03,834 --> 00:20:05,734
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
440
00:20:05,734 --> 00:20:07,200
YOU...
441
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,867
THE AFFAIR YOU'RE HAVING...
442
00:20:08,867 --> 00:20:11,433
THE WAY YOU'RE FUCKING ME,
BIG-TIME.
443
00:20:11,433 --> 00:20:12,633
JOCE...
444
00:20:12,633 --> 00:20:14,300
(glass clatters)
445
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:17,200
I-I'M SORRY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
446
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,734
WHOEVER COULD BRING THAT OUT
IN YOU
447
00:20:19,734 --> 00:20:22,133
MUST BE ONE FUCKING...
448
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:25,900
AMAZING WOMAN.
449
00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:27,567
AND I KNOW EXACTLY
WHO SHE IS.
450
00:20:27,567 --> 00:20:30,133
YOU DO?
451
00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:31,633
ME.
452
00:20:31,633 --> 00:20:32,900
YOU?
453
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,500
(laughs)
454
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,367
YOU ARE FUCKING ADORABLE.
455
00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:38,567
(laughs)
456
00:20:38,567 --> 00:20:39,767
(chuckles)
457
00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:41,166
(giggles)
458
00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:42,900
(laughs)
459
00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:44,433
IS THAT...
460
00:20:44,433 --> 00:20:47,700
(laughs)
IS THAT A COCK CANDLE?
461
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:50,567
YES. YES, IT IS.
462
00:20:50,567 --> 00:20:52,633
DON'T TELL ME.
463
00:20:52,633 --> 00:20:54,533
LUTHER.
464
00:20:54,533 --> 00:20:57,400
YES.
465
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,934
COME HERE
AND GIVE ME THE REAL THING.
466
00:20:58,934 --> 00:21:00,600
OH.
467
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:04,233
I AM GONNA FUCK YOU
LIKE YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING ME.
468
00:21:04,233 --> 00:21:06,900
OH.
469
00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:08,900
(moans)
470
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:10,400
OH.
471
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,533
SO OUT OF THE BLUE,
IT'S BACK.
472
00:21:12,533 --> 00:21:14,600
KUDOS.
SO WHAT ELSE IS COOKING?
473
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,700
THAT'S ALL THAT'S BEEN COOKING.
IT'S BEEN A NIGHTMARE.
474
00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:18,867
SOFT WITH LIZ. SUDDENLY,
I'M HARD WITH JOCELYN.
475
00:21:18,867 --> 00:21:20,800
I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION
THIS ERECTION EXPERT
476
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,400
LUTHER SENT ME--
477
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,533
THIS 7-FOOT BLACK CHICK.
478
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:27,266
THE NUBIAN.
SHE CAN RAISE THE DEAD.
479
00:21:27,266 --> 00:21:28,633
YOU KNOW HER?
480
00:21:28,633 --> 00:21:30,767
SHE GOT ME THROUGH
TWO REALLY BAD DIVORCES.
481
00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:32,834
LITTLE VIC WAS IN A SLUMP.
482
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,500
WELL,
IT DIDN'T WORK FOR ME.
483
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:37,300
YEAH? OH, SHE'S GONNA
TAKE THAT BAD.
484
00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:39,433
COME ON.
LET'S GET A BEER.
485
00:21:39,433 --> 00:21:42,200
(sighs)
486
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,600
HEY, POP.
YOU'VE HAD AFFAIRS, RIGHT?
487
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,500
HUH? WHY DO YOU WANT
TO KNOW?
488
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,500
DID IT EVER
MAKE YOU FEEL GUILTY,
489
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:58,700
TO THE POINT WHERE IT
KILLED YOUR SEX LIFE?
490
00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:01,467
(laughs)
NOTHING KILLS MY SEX LIFE.
491
00:22:01,467 --> 00:22:03,200
YOU COULD SHOOT ME DEAD,
492
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,700
MY COCK WOULD JUST GROW
A NEW BODY AND KEEP ON GOING.
493
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,567
IT WAS A SERIOUS QUESTION.
494
00:22:07,567 --> 00:22:09,433
YOU PROBABLY JUST GOT
SOME EMOTIONAL THING
495
00:22:09,433 --> 00:22:11,166
BLOCKING YOUR COCK.
496
00:22:11,166 --> 00:22:12,734
YOU KNOW,
LIKE GIRLS GET.
497
00:22:12,734 --> 00:22:15,433
THANK YOU, POP.
I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW.
498
00:22:15,433 --> 00:22:17,500
CAME BY TO GET SOME INSIGHT
FROM MY FATHER.
499
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:20,467
HE TELLS ME I'M A GIRL.
I'M GONNA GO.
500
00:22:20,467 --> 00:22:23,500
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
NO, STAY, STAY, STAY.
501
00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,133
WHAT'S THAT, UM...
502
00:22:25,133 --> 00:22:27,266
WHAT DO THEY CALL IT
IN THE MILITARY?
503
00:22:27,266 --> 00:22:28,467
UH...
(snaps fingers)
504
00:22:28,467 --> 00:22:30,200
AN EXIT STRATEGY.
505
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:33,166
YOU GOT AN EXIT STRATEGY
FROM THIS AFFAIR WITH THE COP?
506
00:22:33,166 --> 00:22:35,567
NO.
YEAH. THERE YOU HAVE IT.
507
00:22:35,567 --> 00:22:38,333
HAVE WHAT?
THE REASON YOUR TELESCOPE
WORKS WITH JOCE
508
00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:40,233
AND DOESN'T WORK
WITH THE COP.
509
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:41,700
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.
510
00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:43,567
THIS IS THE KIND OF
TOUCHY-FEELY STUFF
511
00:22:43,567 --> 00:22:45,867
THAT MENTAL MEN
LIKE YOU ADORE.
OKAY.
512
00:22:45,867 --> 00:22:47,266
OKAY.
513
00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:49,467
WITH YOU AND LIZ...
514
00:22:49,467 --> 00:22:51,500
SOMETHING IMPORTANT
IS HAPPENING.
515
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,266
YOU'RE GETTING TO KNOW
EACH OTHER.
516
00:22:53,266 --> 00:22:55,567
IT'S SOMETHING REAL.
517
00:22:55,567 --> 00:22:56,934
IF YOU DON'T HAVE
AN EXIT STRATEGY,
518
00:22:56,934 --> 00:22:58,767
THEN IT'S NOT AN AFFAIR,
519
00:22:58,767 --> 00:23:01,767
AND IF IT'S NOT AN AFFAIR,
YOUR COCK IS IN OVER ITS HEAD.
520
00:23:01,767 --> 00:23:03,934
SO IT'S RUNNING FOR COVER.
521
00:23:03,934 --> 00:23:05,333
LIKE A SCOLDED DOG.
522
00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:06,867
YOU GOTTA REMEMBER, SON,
523
00:23:06,867 --> 00:23:08,400
YOUR COCK IS EINSTEIN.
524
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,266
YOU'RE JUST THE CHALKBOARD.
525
00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:14,433
(chuckles)
526
00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:27,467
AH.
527
00:23:27,467 --> 00:23:28,667
OH.
528
00:23:28,667 --> 00:23:31,900
HEY. HEY.
529
00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:33,734
(laughs) HI, COUNSELOR.
530
00:23:33,734 --> 00:23:35,233
WHAT'S GOING ON?
531
00:23:35,233 --> 00:23:37,333
ABIGAIL TOLD ME
YOU WERE HERE.
532
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:38,767
OH.
533
00:23:38,767 --> 00:23:40,633
THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
534
00:23:40,633 --> 00:23:42,300
YEAH?
535
00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:44,500
IT'S BEEN BOTHERING ME
THAT I COULDN'T...
536
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,633
PERFORM WITH YOU.
537
00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:48,367
(laughs)
538
00:23:48,367 --> 00:23:50,367
IT'S LIKE, IF I DIDN'T BOWL
300 EVERY TIME,
539
00:23:50,367 --> 00:23:52,367
YOU'D FIND ANOTHER ALLEY,
OR SOMETHING.
540
00:23:52,367 --> 00:23:54,800
MICHAEL... (laughs)
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
541
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,333
(laughs)
542
00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:57,633
WHAT IS IT LIKE?
543
00:23:57,633 --> 00:23:59,300
I DON'T KNOW.
WE'RE JUST...
544
00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:00,734
JUST YOU AND ME.
545
00:24:00,734 --> 00:24:02,367
THAT'S ALL.
546
00:24:02,367 --> 00:24:04,367
OUR BODIES ARE JUST SOMETHING
TO SLIP IN TO
547
00:24:04,367 --> 00:24:07,467
WHEN WE WANT TO TAKE
THE TOP DOWN AND DRIVE FAST.
548
00:24:07,467 --> 00:24:10,166
SO YOU'RE NOT DISAPPOINTED?
549
00:24:10,166 --> 00:24:11,367
ARE YOU KIDDING?
550
00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:12,700
THE WAY WE'VE BEEN GOING,
551
00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:14,600
I'M SURPRISED
IT DIDN'T BREAK OFF.
552
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:18,700
MAYBE JUST BOUGHT US
A LITTLE TIME.
553
00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:20,367
HEY.
554
00:24:21,467 --> 00:24:24,367
WHAT ARE YOU SO SCARED OF?
555
00:24:24,367 --> 00:24:26,100
THE SAME THING YOU ARE.
556
00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:27,467
US.
557
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:30,200
THEN LET'S TELL US
TO GO AWAY,
558
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:34,600
AND WE'LL JUST SPEND TIME
WITH YOU AND ME.
559
00:24:42,367 --> 00:24:44,834
MM.
560
00:24:46,133 --> 00:24:47,667
OOH. (laughs)
561
00:24:47,667 --> 00:24:49,433
WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?
562
00:24:49,433 --> 00:24:52,266
(laughs)
563
00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:55,266
(moans)
564
00:24:55,266 --> 00:24:57,266
AH. I LOVE THE WAY
YOU KISS.
565
00:24:57,266 --> 00:24:59,633
MM. I SCORED BIG
IN THE MOUTH-TO-MOUTH
566
00:24:59,633 --> 00:25:01,166
AT THE ACADEMY.
567
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,400
(laughs)
568
00:25:04,166 --> 00:25:07,166
DID YOU EVER THINK THIS WAS
MORE THAN JUST AN AFFAIR?
569
00:25:07,166 --> 00:25:09,333
(chuckles)
I ALWAYS DID.
570
00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,266
WHAT IS IT?
571
00:25:11,266 --> 00:25:14,166
IT'S A GALAXY
FAR, FAR AWAY--
572
00:25:14,166 --> 00:25:15,867
OH, GOD. (laughs)
573
00:25:15,867 --> 00:25:17,567
DO THEY HAVE
ERECTIONS THERE?
574
00:25:17,567 --> 00:25:19,100
OH, BIG ONES.
575
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,467
YEAH.
576
00:25:20,467 --> 00:25:22,533
AS LONG
AS WE'RE BEING HONEST...
577
00:25:22,533 --> 00:25:24,266
YEAH.
578
00:25:24,266 --> 00:25:26,266
DON'T EVER USE
579
00:25:26,266 --> 00:25:29,300
A BOWLING ALLEY METAPHOR
AGAIN.
580
00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:32,166
IT JUST CHEAPENS EVERYONE.
581
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,133
(chuckles) OKAY?
582
00:25:35,133 --> 00:25:36,800
UH-HUH.
583
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,200
MM-HMM.
584
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,467
(gasps and laughs)
585
00:25:39,467 --> 00:25:41,367
OH.
586
00:25:41,367 --> 00:26:01,900
(both moaning)
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