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Nice to see you. Welcome to the Sperm Clinic.

Thank you.

What brings you in?

I was hoping to get evaluated and maybe go through a procedure to get pregnant.

Okay. Any reason in particular you want to get pregnant?

I just wanted to try it. I've seen a couple of friends go through it and they loved it.

Yeah? Happy mothers?

Yes.

Okay. Well, we can certainly help you here.

Do you mind if we start with an exam?

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Should I get undressed?

You could take your top off if you'd like.

Very nice.

Give me a deep breath.

Again.

Does it sound good?

It sounds terrific.

Now if you'd mind.

Very nice.

Yeah?

Yeah, this should feed an infant very well.

Perfect size for carrying milk.

Any tenderness?

No.

No? That feels okay?

Uh-huh.

Okay.

How about we take your pants off?

Should I take these off too?

Not just yet.

Come back on the table, on your knees.

Very nice.

Very nice.

Hips to waist ratio is very nice.

That's good.

Very good bone structure.

Thank you.

I think you would carry well.

Nice hips for giving birth.

How's your back feel?

Feels good.

Yeah?

Like you could handle the extra weight for a few months?

Oh yeah, definitely.

Okay. Very nice.

Alright.

Now, if we can, possibly inspect your vagina.

Take this.

Please.

Do me a favor, come to the edge of the table.

Very nice.

Oh, yeah.

Does it seem good?

It seems very nice.

I think we could impregnate you very well.

Is that something we could do today?

So I don't have to...

I believe I have time, yes.

Oh, okay.

If you'd like, maybe lay on your back now.

I'm just gonna do a taste test.

I think you'd be a great candidate for pregnancy.

Very, very reactive.

That's good, right?

It's very good. I think you would hold well.

So what do you think? You wanna try and get pregnant today?

Yeah.

Yeah?

I think I'm ready.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

I'm gonna sleep you out right now.

That's how I think I want that cut.

Make sure your balls are nice and fucking heavy.

They're feeling pretty heavy right now.

I think they're gonna fill in with milk.

Happy motherhood.